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The Earth is Flat and Rests on the Back of a Giant Stack of Turtles. Turtles, All the Way Down

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Immediately prior to writing this piece of literature I saw a factoid on the twitter: “115 mock drafts last year, none got more than 8 picks right. The only one being mocked is you.” Well, fuck whoever wrote that. I’m going to start with the least relevant teams in the division, and work my way…

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3 PLAYERS / 3 ROUNDS: SEAHAWKS

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I’m not going to write the fluff JP did in his piece, I’m going to be OG and give you my picks and a few other guys of interest to Seattle. Seriously, thanks JP for writing some informative articles for SKA during this the 2015 run-up to the draft. Keal loves you man… manbeers are…

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3 PLAYERS / 3 ROUNDS: NINERS

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Going into the 2015 draft, the 49ers find themselves balanced on a knife edge. There is still plenty of talent on the team, despite offseason losses in free agency and the unexpected retirement of two very good ILBs. If they fall one direction, they fall back into mediocrity and likely began a long road to…

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MORNIN’ BIAS WITH MB3 VOL 3: 3rd AND LONG

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The draft is next week. We’ve all seen plenty of mock drafts at this point, all of which will be wrong to some degree. And despite the fact that a couple of smartasses with bear and horned-horse avatars will pretend to know what will happen, even people who are paid 6 figures to produce mock…

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MORNIN’ BIAS WITH MB3: VOL 2: 2nd and 1

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Hello my fellow SKAmericans, and also Jive. I kid Jive, I kid. But seriously, do you have your birth certificate available to show? I find it hard to believe that you are an Asian/Italian, but I do believe that you spend your workdays surrounded by garbage. The draft is just a few weeks away. We’ve…

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3 Players / 3 Rounds: Cardinals

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The Arizona Cardinals. A team that has tasted one SB appearance many years ago. Hungry to get back to the big game. During the off-season, they lost a talented CB, DE/DT and talented defensive coordinator. The NFCW has reloaded around them, with the Rams and Seahawks already loaded with talent. Even the 49ers might sneak…

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3 PLAYERS / 3 ROUNDS: RAMS

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The St. Louis Rams are right on the cusp of being a playoff contender. They have a tough road in the NFCW, but I really do believe that they are a few players (QB) away from challenging the other teams in the NFL’s toughest division. Hell, they already play the NFCW teams tough; they need…

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The Rise and Fall of an Internet Assassin

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aka The MFA Story: by MHB All of us are well versed in the tale of Icarus flying too close to the Sun.  Actually, this is SKA.  Most of you feckless heathens haven’t opened literature that wasn’t court-mandated since you left High School early to stock milk at the neighborhood grocery store. The Crayola version…

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NBC: Niners Get a Chance to See “New” Kaepernick

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Team will gather Tuesday for start of offseason workout program, with Kaepernick coming in off several weeks of working with Kurt Warner By Doug Williams In a sense, the 49ers’ 2015 season begins Tuesday. After three months of coaching changes and free-agent comings and goings, the Niners gather today at team facilities in Santa Clara to…

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CBS SPORTS MOCK DRAFTS

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MOCK DRAFT ROUND 1 # TEAM Rob Rang Updated: 3/29/15 Dane Brugler Updated: 3/29/15 Pete Prisco Updated: 3/31/15 Will Brinson Updated: 3/23/15 Full Analysis Full Analysis Full Analysis Full Analysis 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 From BUF 20 21 22 23 24…

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