THE REAL BKOB REPORT: WEEK 15

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Good morning SKA users. It’s Tuesday and that means it’s time to Arm Yourselves… WITH KNOWLEDGE!!!

‘Tis the season, Knowledge Seekers! Would you care to join me in some festive holiday caroling?

    Oh, Jingle Bells
    Adu smells
    Gabbert laid an egg
    Russell Wilson is the best
    No matter what you say, HEY!

Haha! That was a lot of fun, wasn’t it? I love this time of year.

Now bring us some Figgy Pudding (whatever that is) and some STATS!!!!!!!!!

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Passers (Ranked by Passer Rating)
R Wilson     285/414 (68.8%) 3,538yds 8.6ypa 29td 7int 111.4prtg
C Palmer     312/485 (64.3%) 4,277yds 8.8ypa 32td 9int 106.7prtg
A Rodgers    304/500 (60.8%) 3,379yds 6.8ypa 29td 6int 95.2prtg
C Keenum    40/65 (61.5%) 494yds 7.60ypa 3td 1int 94.0prtg
B Gabbert    128/205 (62.4%) 1,452yds 7.0ypa 7td 6int 82.8prtg
N Foles    190/337 (56.4%) 2,052yds 6.1ypa 7td 10int 69.0prtg

Rushers (Ranked by Yards)
T Gurley    210att 1,023yds 4.9ypa 9td 2fum
D Johnson    105att 517yds 4.9ypa 7td 2fum
M Lynch    111att 417yds 3.8ypa 3td 0fum
S Draughn    76att 263yds 3.5ypa 1td 1fum

What’s changed?
Well folks, they’ve done it. The Fraudulent Arizona Cardinals have pulled off the heist of the century, and they’ve stolen the NFCW Crown. How can this be? A team that boasts the 2nd best Quarterback in the Division, the 2nd best Rushing Attack in the Division, the 2nd best Wide Receiver in the Division, the 2nd best Defense in the Division, and the 2nd best Head Coach in the Division… has somehow CLINCHED the Division with two weeks to spare? Does my Yellow Highlighting mean NOTHING to them? Can logic and wisdom be so easily denied? I’m waiting for Steve Harvey to step forward and explain that there’s been a mistake.

Fear not, loyal readers of The BKOB Report. For although this is a great travesty and a miscarriage of justice, Knowledge always prevails! It’s just that, sometimes, it waits until Playoff time to reveal the destructive nature of its awesome power. I’m looking forward to it. I think I’ll get started on THAT article right now.

My Analysis:
I refuse to let the Fraudulent Cardinals’ treachery spoil my Holiday Cheer. The NFCW is home to TWO playoff teams for the 4th year in a row, cementing our status as the toughest division in the history of the world. We SKA users can hold our heads up higher, except for the 9er fans and the Ram fans. I look forward to watching the remainder of this Regular Season unfold, as well as the Post Season!

And now, how about your feedback? Have you been naughty or nice this year? Let us know in the comments section below.

Thank you, and always remember: Kill… Danny… O’neil………..

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