Good morning SKA users. It’s Tuesday and that means it’s time to Arm Yourselves… WITH KNOWLEDGE!!!
Welcome to another exciting edition of The Real BKOB Report – The ONLY article on the entire internet that is written by me. It is a place where Knowledge Seekers are welcome to learn and grow. Harvest the fruits of my Copy/Pasting, then go forth and use them to make fun of teams and players that you’ve never actually watched!
In the world of SpikedKoolAid, he who trolls with accuracy will be victorious. So let’s see them STATS!!!!!!!!!
Passers (Ranked by Passer Rating)
C Palmer 145/222 (65.3%) 1,761yds 9.06ypa 16td 5int 108.9prtg
R Wilson 142/204 (69.6%) 1,668yds 8.18ypa 8td 5int 97.0prtg
C Kaepernick124/202 (61.4%) 1,453yds 7.19ypa 6td 5int 82.8prtg
N Foles 96/164 (58.5%) 1,119yds 6.82ypa 6td 5int 78.8prtg
Rushers (Ranks by Rushing Yards)
C Johnson 111att 567yds 5.1ypa 3td 0fum
C Hyde 115att 470yds 4.1ypa 3td 1fum
T Gurley 74att 442yds 6.0ypa 2td 1fum
T Rawls 65att 366yds 5.6ypa 1td 0fum
M Lynch 82att 304yds 3.7ypa 2td 0fum
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R Wilson 52att 271yds 5.2ypa 0td 1fum
C Kaepernick39att 228yds 5.8ypa 1td 4fum
What’s changed?
The 49ers put up a lot of Yellow Highlighting this week. Unfortunately for them, they put it in Seattle’s Defensive categories. The Legion of Boom has had its ups and downs this year – but their stats remain solid and they may yet achieve some of their lofty goals, before the season ends.
Also, the Rams’ numbers have changed slightly, which indicates that they also played a game this weekend. I’ll look into it.
My Analysis:
Well folks, there’s no more denying it – The Fraudulent Arizona Cardinals are the greatest con artists in the history of Stats. As it stands now, these Paper Tigers are Top 10 in nearly EVERY statistical category endorsed by The Real BKOB Report. If I didn’t know better, I might say that they were good football team. But I am not so easily deceived. A cursory glance at their schedule thus far reveals a Strength of Victory that ranks amongst the lowest in the league. I might have to add that category to the tables next week.
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