NFC East Stats and Rankings – Week 7

https://spikedkoolaid.com/wp-content/themes/osmosis/images/empty/thumbnail.jpg 150 150 Robert Moody Robert Moody https://secure.gravatar.com/avatar/fc1de9a24c84c15427238024345ba630?s=96&d=mm&r=pg October 22, 2014 October 22, 2014

Spiked Kool Aid Power Rankings:

1. Dallas Cowboys – First real test of the season. Let’s see if this team is for real.

2. Philadelphia Eagles – Can they continue Andy Reid’s post bye magic?

3. New York Giants – Finish their 3 game road division gauntlet at 1-2.

4. Washington Redskins – With Colt McCoy returning home, win #3 is looking like a sure thing.

Sagarin Rankings

5. Philadelphia Eagles – 25.03

13. Dallas Cowboys – 22.90

21. New York Giants – 17.90

26. Washington Redskins – 15.07

Offensive Rankings by Yards per Game

Total Offense	Passing Yards	Rushing Yards	Points Scored
(3) Dallas	(4) Washington	(1) Dallas	(3) Philadelphia
(5) Washington	(7) Philadelphia	(14) Philadelphia	(5) Dallas
(9) Philadelphia	(14) Dallas	(15) New York	(21) New York
(23) New York	(23) New York	(21) Washington	(23) Washington

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Defensive Rankings by Yards per Game

Total Defense	Passing Yards	Rushing Yards	Points Allowed
(7) Washington	(8) Washington	(12) Washington	(9) Dallas
(14) Dallas	(12) Dallas	(16) Dallas	(12) Philadelphia
(24) Philadelphia	(23) Philadelphia	(21) New York	(21) New York
(25) New York	(25) New York	(23) Philadelphia	(24) Washington

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Football Outsiders DVOA

Team Efficiency	Offensive Efficiency	Defensive Efficiency	ST Efficiency
(6) Philadelphia	(3) Dallas	(8) Philadelphia	(1) Philadelphia
(7) Dallas	(18) Philadelphia	(17) Washington	(22) Dallas
(22) New York	(19) New York	(18) New York	(23) New York
(24) Washington	(20) Washington	(19) Dallas	(29) Washington

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Quarterback Rankings by Rating

Player	Passing Yards	Touchdowns	Interceptions	Rating
(4) Tony Romo	1789	14	6	104.7
(9) Eli Manning	1573	15	5	96.8
(26) Kirk Cousins	1710	10	9	86.4
(25) Nick Foles	1628	10	7	82

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Running Back Rankings by Yards per game

Player	Rushing Yards	Average	Carries	Touchdowns
(1) DeMarco Murray	913	4.9	187	7
(4) Rashard Jennings	396	4.4	91	2
(6) LeSean McCoy	422	3.6	116	1
(14) Alfred Morris	440	3.8	115	3

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Wide Receiver Rankings by Yards per Game

Player	Receiving Yards	Average	Receptions	Touchdowns
(9) Dez Bryant	590	13.1	45	4
(11) DeSean Jackson	528	20.3	26	3
(12) Jeremy Maclin	445	16.5	27	4
(34) Pierre Garcon	396	11.3	25	3

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Tight End Rankings by Yards per Game

Player	Receiving Yards	Average	Receptions	Touchdowns
(6) Niles Paul	384	15.4	25	1
(12) Zach Ertz	306	16.1	19	2
(14) Jordan Reed	150	10.7	14	0
(16) Larry Donnell	332	10.1	33	4

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Defensive Leaders:

Tackles – (9) Keenan Robinson– 58, (19) Jacquian Williams – 51

Sacks – (8) Ryan Kerrigan 6.5, (9) Connor Barwin – 6

Interceptions – (3) Prince Amukamara, Antrel Rolle, Malcolm Jenkins – 3

AUTHOR

Robert Moody

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702 comments

cloisterwater
October 22, 2014 at 7:21 pm
( o Y o )
Lupo
October 22, 2014 at 7:22 pm
Jeff Sagarin is a gentleman and a scholar
Sir Squatch
October 22, 2014 at 7:24 pm
My wife and I are arguing what comic book hero backpack mini-Squatch should have. In pushing for Deadpool but my wife was less than amused.
mytee316
October 22, 2014 at 7:24 pm
Did you see the deadpool trailer with Ryan Reynolds? That movie comes out in 2016
mytee316
October 22, 2014 at 7:24 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CphFZGH5030
Sir Squatch
October 22, 2014 at 7:25 pm
Yup, perfect timing
mytee316
October 22, 2014 at 7:25 pm
Elo Chess fool
Sir Squatch
October 22, 2014 at 7:26 pm
Way to get yourself fired
Sir Squatch
October 22, 2014 at 7:28 pm
My one condition was no Superman
toodlum
October 22, 2014 at 7:29 pm
Why isn’t Witten listed with the TEs? In a down year, he still has 23 receptions for 266 yards and a 11.6 avg. , which pushes JR completely off the list.
Sir Squatch
October 22, 2014 at 7:29 pm
Your face is unamerican
22SnakePlissken5150
October 22, 2014 at 7:29 pm
toodlum list is based on yards.
toodlum
October 22, 2014 at 7:30 pm
22SnakePlissken5150 toodlum JR only has 150.
mytee316
October 22, 2014 at 7:30 pm
Honestly? Because I only had four rows in my table and didn’t feel like taking it out into Word, adding a column and pasting it back in.
You can see the Giants also have no receiver.
toodlum
October 22, 2014 at 7:31 pm
mytee316 That’s because the giants have no receivers.
cwbinsd
October 22, 2014 at 7:31 pm
mytee316 Well the Giants not having any Receivers is known
mytee316
October 22, 2014 at 7:31 pm
toodlum Witten is 23rd in the league in yards per game btw
22SnakePlissken5150
October 22, 2014 at 7:31 pm
mytee316 I WANT MY FUCKING MAC AND CHEESE MOTHERFUCKER
MAC!
CHEESE!
toodlum
October 22, 2014 at 7:32 pm
22SnakePlissken5150 mytee316 WITH BACON!!!!
cwbinsd
October 22, 2014 at 7:32 pm
mytee316 which one is the yards/game column?
cloisterwater
October 22, 2014 at 7:32 pm
Why aren’t yards per game listed if that’s how everything is now ranked?
And QBs should really be ranked by height.
skoolz-out
October 22, 2014 at 7:32 pm
toodlum cwbinsd neither 1 of you are fucking funny
mytee316
October 22, 2014 at 7:32 pm
toodlum mytee316 If I could just add a row in the table, I would have done it. I just didn’t feel like moving my finger soo much to open word, do all that right clicking and shit.
22SnakePlissken5150
October 22, 2014 at 7:32 pm
mytee316 toodlum mvp
cwbinsd
October 22, 2014 at 7:32 pm
cloisterwater flagged
mytee316
October 22, 2014 at 7:33 pm
cwbinsd mytee316 that’s the other thing. I didn’t do yards per game, I did total yards. But the Eagles have had a bye week so I have to go by game now.
toodlum
October 22, 2014 at 7:33 pm
22SnakePlissken5150 mytee316 AND NONE OF THAT CANADIAN SHIT, EITHER!!!
22SnakePlissken5150
October 22, 2014 at 7:34 pm
cloisterwater the program only gave 4 colums, too much bullshit to go and make another colum for an article that 20 people will glance at and then attack him for anyways. It’s like dressing up for what you know will be a prison rape.
mytee316
October 22, 2014 at 7:34 pm
I was doing total yards. But some sissy ass team needed an early break so I changed it to yards per game because holy shit.. imagine the greenblood spewing everywhere had I not….
I did anticipate Witten backlash.
toodlum
October 22, 2014 at 7:34 pm
22SnakePlissken5150 cloisterwater He shoulda bought soap on a rope…
22SnakePlissken5150
October 22, 2014 at 7:35 pm
mytee316 hence my prison rape analogy.
toodlum
October 22, 2014 at 7:35 pm
mytee316 But to rank a guy who is beat in EVERY category listed?
cloisterwater
October 22, 2014 at 7:36 pm
They always give an early bye to the division champs.
22SnakePlissken5150
October 22, 2014 at 7:36 pm
toodlum mytee316 MAC AND CHEESE
Sir Squatch
October 22, 2014 at 7:36 pm
True, they let the Redskins play the Eagles early
mytee316
October 22, 2014 at 7:37 pm
Should I create a row so each team is represented above? I figure, fuck it, if you’re not top 4, you suck and no one cares. I have listed as many as two receivers per team before but when the site got fucked and switched over, the formatting is worse than ever. I have to use MS Word to make the tables.
I can put as many rows in so each team is covered. And do you want me to add a column for total yards? Anything else that you would find useful?
22SnakePlissken5150
October 22, 2014 at 7:37 pm
It doesn’t matter what happens with the rankings or the beast team or any of that shit, we are gonna attack mytee anyways and we all know it.
HailBandG
October 22, 2014 at 7:38 pm
You could tell everybody to go fuck themselves
22SnakePlissken5150
October 22, 2014 at 7:38 pm
mytee316 All cows players are always number 1 in any category except interceptions. Then we’re cool.
toodlum
October 22, 2014 at 7:38 pm
mytee316 You have total yards, average yards, and receptions. Witten beats Reed in all 3 categories
cloisterwater
October 22, 2014 at 7:39 pm
Try making more sense.
22SnakePlissken5150
October 22, 2014 at 7:39 pm
toodlum mytee316 he realizes that, it was an unintentional thing resulting from trying to deal with anger from those who had early byes and shit.
Sir Squatch
October 22, 2014 at 7:39 pm
@WTOP: League fines Indianapolis’ Erik Walden $27,562 after making contact with official http://bit.ly/1tLEIb4
toodlum
October 22, 2014 at 7:41 pm
22SnakePlissken5150 Cowboys don’t need no damn rankings. They are the best team on the field, anyway.
22SnakePlissken5150
October 22, 2014 at 7:41 pm
WITTEN FOR LEAGUE MVP!!!!!!!
cloisterwater
October 22, 2014 at 7:41 pm
I just asked a question. He provided the vitriol
Sir Squatch
October 22, 2014 at 7:41 pm
Crack is whack
toodlum
October 22, 2014 at 7:41 pm
Sir Squatch not as whacked as Bob.
22SnakePlissken5150
October 22, 2014 at 7:42 pm
cloisterwater the question had been asked already, we all kind of deluged him with the same question and after answering it once or twice the answer starts to become “fuck you”, which I fully endorse. For everybody here I must say from the bottom of my heart, FUCK YOU.
mytee316
October 22, 2014 at 7:43 pm
cloisterwater Vitriol? I thought I was being amusing.
toodlum
October 22, 2014 at 7:43 pm
Screw mac and cheese. I want some sirloin steak.
Sir Squatch
October 22, 2014 at 7:43 pm
Dry aged NY strip with garlic mashed potatoes and sautéed mushrooms
toodlum
October 22, 2014 at 7:44 pm
mytee316 cloisterwater Slighting Romo is amusing. Dissing Witten will get you hung.
22SnakePlissken5150
October 22, 2014 at 7:44 pm
toodlum mytee316 cloisterwater Romo is GOD
cloisterwater
October 22, 2014 at 7:44 pm
Yeah, I guess it wasn’t so bad.
I expected angry mytee. You’re such a disappointment.
Dongtavious Steelwang
October 22, 2014 at 7:44 pm
Sir Squatch And a bottle of scotch
toodlum
October 22, 2014 at 7:45 pm
Sir Squatch if that’s all you got….
mytee316
October 22, 2014 at 7:45 pm
cloisterwater anger leads to fear… fear leads to hate… hate leads to being a Redskins fan
cloisterwater
October 22, 2014 at 7:45 pm
I expected a Texan to know the past tense of hang.
toodlum
October 22, 2014 at 7:45 pm
mytee316 cloisterwater you have that backwards, but go ahead
Sir Squatch
October 22, 2014 at 7:46 pm
Just one bottle?
toodlum
October 22, 2014 at 7:46 pm
cloisterwater It’s what my wife called me…..
cloisterwater
October 22, 2014 at 7:46 pm
gimme a ribeye all day long
22SnakePlissken5150
October 22, 2014 at 7:47 pm
toodlum Pork spare ribs barbequed slow and low and seasoned well, using a 50-50 chunky salsa and KC style sweet barbecue sauce glazing, baked potatoes with chives, bacon, sour cream, and butter, baked beans with diced bacon pork trimmings in them, corn on the cob, and a nice cold beer.
Sir Squatch
October 22, 2014 at 7:47 pm
Bone on of course
toodlum
October 22, 2014 at 7:47 pm
cloisterwater My preference is T-bone, but sirloin doesn’t have hyphens.
Sir Squatch
October 22, 2014 at 7:48 pm
Too much junk
toodlum
October 22, 2014 at 7:48 pm
22SnakePlissken5150 toodlum “A” beer?…. hmmmm
cloisterwater
October 22, 2014 at 7:49 pm
tubesteak?
toodlum
October 22, 2014 at 7:49 pm
cloisterwater Is that what they call cheesesteak?
22SnakePlissken5150
October 22, 2014 at 7:49 pm
toodlum 22SnakePlissken5150 everyone here is such snobs that I’ll let them all choose what kind of beer, anything I list will be greeted with “that’s pisswater!” by the beer snob faggots.
cloisterwater
October 22, 2014 at 7:50 pm
no, they call those cheesesteaks
toodlum
October 22, 2014 at 7:50 pm
22SnakePlissken5150 toodlum lol…. I’ll take a six pack of Corona and a bowl of limes.
22SnakePlissken5150
October 22, 2014 at 7:52 pm
toodlum 22SnakePlissken5150 give me Pacifico, Dos Equis Amber, Labatt Blue, Negra Modelo, or Shiner Bock.
toodlum
October 22, 2014 at 7:52 pm
There is more than one good beer out there. But bottled beer is way better than canned…
Dongtavious Steelwang
October 22, 2014 at 7:52 pm
I’ve heard both sides. People want a beer with character, great. People want a beer that doesn’t interfere with the taste of their food, also great.
toodlum
October 22, 2014 at 7:53 pm
22SnakePlissken5150 toodlum Shiner is good…. and made in Texas.
mytee316
October 22, 2014 at 7:53 pm
I prefer my beer in a glass.
BeasterSundays
October 22, 2014 at 7:53 pm
toodlum 22SnakePlissken5150 Peach Beer on Sundays.
toodlum
October 22, 2014 at 7:54 pm
mytee316 Decanting ruins the beer
HailBandG
October 22, 2014 at 7:54 pm
The 60s are over – the bums lost
http://www.businessinsider.com/why-canned-beer-is-better-2013-8
Dongtavious Steelwang
October 22, 2014 at 7:54 pm
HailBandG 21st Amendment is damn good canned beer.
BeasterSundays
October 22, 2014 at 7:54 pm
cloisterwater Smothered in Underwear.
toodlum
October 22, 2014 at 7:54 pm
BetterCallSaul toodlum 22SnakePlissken5150 That’s a great idea.
rep138
October 22, 2014 at 7:54 pm
toodlum mytee316
Bullshit. It’s a must for Hefeweizen
BeasterSundays
October 22, 2014 at 7:55 pm
toodlum BetterCallSaul 22SnakePlissken5150 There are plenty of craft beers made with peach.
toodlum
October 22, 2014 at 7:57 pm
Truth is, I’ve never tried a Sam Adam’s beer. I don’t know why. Are any of them any good?
mytee316
October 22, 2014 at 7:57 pm
Garnet Report ‏@GarnetReport 3h3 hours ago
Marcus Lattimore will be cleared to practice for the 49ers on Monday, exactly two years after his gruesome injury against Tennessee.
Formerlyknownasben
October 22, 2014 at 7:57 pm
Anything wrong with Guiness?
Dongtavious Steelwang
October 22, 2014 at 7:57 pm
toodlum As far as mass distributed beer goes they’re pretty reliable.
cwbinsd
October 22, 2014 at 7:57 pm
Formerlyknownasben yes
Formerlyknownasben
October 22, 2014 at 7:57 pm
I like the original
Dongtavious Steelwang
October 22, 2014 at 7:57 pm
Formerlyknownasben I’m not in Ireland when drinking one?
toodlum
October 22, 2014 at 7:57 pm
Formerlyknownasben I cook with it.
rep138
October 22, 2014 at 7:58 pm
toodlum
I’m not a fan of their lager, but they do brew lots of different beers. Some of their specialty and seasonal brews are very good.
Formerlyknownasben
October 22, 2014 at 7:58 pm
Goes into my worlds beat chili
mytee316
October 22, 2014 at 7:58 pm
I like Sam Adams as long as I’m not drinking more than two of them at a time.
toodlum
October 22, 2014 at 7:58 pm
Dongtavious Steelwang Formerlyknownasben Aye, and ye are the wee colleen?
Dongtavious Steelwang
October 22, 2014 at 7:59 pm
toodlum Dongtavious Steelwang Formerlyknownasben It does taste better in Ireland, or at least that’s what I tell myself.
rep138
October 22, 2014 at 8:01 pm
This cat has great taste.
http://i.imgur.com/rGDsKtZ.jpg?1
toodlum
October 22, 2014 at 8:01 pm
Two countries on my bucket list. Ireland and Scotland. I have Scotch ancestry, but never been there.
cloisterwater
October 22, 2014 at 8:02 pm
I see you like pasty drunks and castles
BeasterSundays
October 22, 2014 at 8:02 pm
toodlum No offense but at your age I’d be getting my travel arranged as fast as possible.
rep138
October 22, 2014 at 8:03 pm
BetterCallSaul toodlum
He’s not that old.
toodlum
October 22, 2014 at 8:03 pm
BetterCallSaul toodlum Why? In my family, I’m just approaching middle age.
Matt Mosley 4.0
October 22, 2014 at 8:03 pm
Ok I’m here to answer all the Beer questions
toodlum
October 22, 2014 at 8:04 pm
rep138 BetterCallSaul toodlum my grandfather was born when Andrew Johnson was in office.
Matt Mosley 4.0
October 22, 2014 at 8:04 pm
I’m with you Mytee two Sam Adams that’s it , and Shiner Bock it gets to sweet
Formerlyknownasben
October 22, 2014 at 8:05 pm
Worlds beat chili:
Half ground half sirloin cut up
Onions
Garlic
Roast pablanos
Roast serranos
Roast red bell peppers
Cumin
Ceyanne
Black pepper
Salt
Dry mustard
Coriander
Chili powder
Chili paste
Unsweetened chocolate
Strong day old coffee
Guiness
Tomato paste and crushed tomatoes
Cook for 2 hours at least
Best chili in world
BeasterSundays
October 22, 2014 at 8:05 pm
toodlum BetterCallSaul Well good on ya. I hope you live another 75 years.
toodlum
October 22, 2014 at 8:05 pm
Formerlyknownasben I assume you press your own garlic?
Matt Mosley 4.0
October 22, 2014 at 8:05 pm
2 hours ? GTFO
Formerlyknownasben
October 22, 2014 at 8:06 pm
Natch
Formerlyknownasben
October 22, 2014 at 8:06 pm
At least more is a little better and day after is best
cloisterwater
October 22, 2014 at 8:07 pm
sounds beat
toodlum
October 22, 2014 at 8:07 pm
Formerlyknownasben Cut your tomatoes in half and add tomatillos…. adds an acid bite
Dongtavious Steelwang
October 22, 2014 at 8:07 pm
Formerlyknownasben Day after helps with alot of stews/things
toodlum
October 22, 2014 at 8:08 pm
Formerlyknownasben I always add a little sharp cheddar the second day.
Formerlyknownasben
October 22, 2014 at 8:08 pm
Interesting. Next time maybe
Lupo
October 22, 2014 at 8:08 pm
i shred sharp cheddar over the top of my bowl… and then dollop of sour cream and some green onions
Dongtavious Steelwang
October 22, 2014 at 8:09 pm
Where Rachel Ray tells you to use EVOO
toodlum
October 22, 2014 at 8:09 pm
Lupo Damn…. now I know what I’m cooking tomorrow.
BeasterSundays
October 22, 2014 at 8:09 pm
romoGOTTAgo It’s Silly hour here while most are headed to happy hour.
Formerlyknownasben
October 22, 2014 at 8:10 pm
Mans got to eat.
toodlum
October 22, 2014 at 8:10 pm
romoGOTTAgo Diners, Drive ins, and Dives…..
BeasterSundays
October 22, 2014 at 8:10 pm
Formerlyknownasben And the woman has to cook for us.
cloisterwater
October 22, 2014 at 8:10 pm
Pro Food Focus has Beenthere’s beat chili graded in the bottom 5 of chili’s in the league.
Dongtavious Steelwang
October 22, 2014 at 8:11 pm
cloisterwater The JPP of Chili Recipes
Formerlyknownasben
October 22, 2014 at 8:11 pm
I figure every man ought to know how to cook one real good meal that will serve a big group, pasta sauce, chili, both are great to know how to make and chicks dig guys that cook something.
Sir Squatch
October 22, 2014 at 8:11 pm
After further review, the ruling on the field is confirmed. Mini-Squatch is a boy!
Dongtavious Steelwang
October 22, 2014 at 8:12 pm
Sir Squatch Mazel tov
cloisterwater
October 22, 2014 at 8:12 pm
Cooking really isn’t very difficult, no need to limit yourself to being able to only cook one meal.
toodlum
October 22, 2014 at 8:12 pm
Did someone say Rachel Ray? This is a must watch.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSCzYFJ63VA
Dongtavious Steelwang
October 22, 2014 at 8:13 pm
It does kind of baffle me how hard it is for some people. Cooking’s pretty forgiving if you follow instructions.
Sir Squatch
October 22, 2014 at 8:13 pm
I mean really, any good host knows the key to a good meal is get everyone drunk first
Dongtavious Steelwang
October 22, 2014 at 8:14 pm
Sir Squatch Tee em up with an ok bottle of wine, then finish em with the boxed stuff.
BeasterSundays
October 22, 2014 at 8:14 pm
Dongtavious Steelwang Sir Squatch Congrats!!
rep138
October 22, 2014 at 8:14 pm
Sir Squatch
and then order pizza.
toodlum
October 22, 2014 at 8:15 pm
Sir Squatch Cigars it is!!!
BeasterSundays
October 22, 2014 at 8:15 pm
rep138 Sir Squatch I can order one hell of a good pizza.
cloisterwater
October 22, 2014 at 8:15 pm
The trick is to fill the empty bottle from the box.
Dongtavious Steelwang
October 22, 2014 at 8:15 pm
toodlum Sir Squatch *quietly puts away ham sandwiches*
Dongtavious Steelwang
October 22, 2014 at 8:16 pm
cloisterwater *God this tastes awful…but it’s supposed to be good wine…*
“Er the tannins on this are distinct…I taste cedar and smokiness…”
penguinfarmer
October 22, 2014 at 8:16 pm
Fumble!
toodlum
October 22, 2014 at 8:16 pm
Dongtavious Steelwang toodlum Sir Squatch I always had to buy donuts, myself.
Sir Squatch
October 22, 2014 at 8:16 pm
Homemade grilled pizza is easier then ordering
Dongtavious Steelwang
October 22, 2014 at 8:17 pm
penguinfarmer
Sir Squatch
October 22, 2014 at 8:17 pm
Hemingway Work of Art Maduros are in the humidor waiting
toodlum
October 22, 2014 at 8:19 pm
Randall Cobb doesn’t look much like the original Randall “Tex” Cobb.
22SnakePlissken5150
October 22, 2014 at 8:20 pm
toodlum http://i.imgur.com/xeH64Kt.jpg
Sir Squatch
October 22, 2014 at 8:21 pm
Wait, I don’t get cigars AND ham sandwiches? What kind of establishment is this?
Dongtavious Steelwang
October 22, 2014 at 8:21 pm
22SnakePlissken5150 toodlum Ryan Fitzpatrick has really let himself go.
Sir Squatch
October 22, 2014 at 8:21 pm
Because it’s 100x better? Yes, that is true
Dongtavious Steelwang
October 22, 2014 at 8:21 pm
Sir Squatch The ham sandwiches were replaced with bratwursts.
Sir Squatch
October 22, 2014 at 8:22 pm
Approved
cwbinsd
October 22, 2014 at 8:22 pm
toodlum I remember when he fought Holmes
Sir Squatch
October 22, 2014 at 8:23 pm
Chip is really over doing it with not being able to get Kelly Green uniforms
cwbinsd
October 22, 2014 at 8:23 pm
Sir Squatch For what?
Dongtavious Steelwang
October 22, 2014 at 8:23 pm
romoGOTTAgo I do not think he was referring to DiGiorno.
penguinfarmer
October 22, 2014 at 8:24 pm
But we replaced the cigars with beer.
Sir Squatch
October 22, 2014 at 8:24 pm
Disapproved
CourageWolfSez
October 22, 2014 at 8:24 pm
Sir Squatch You’re mom was disapproved.
TMSCFINEST – New Secondary in 2015 Please!!!!
October 22, 2014 at 8:24 pm
DAFUQ?
Sir Squatch
October 22, 2014 at 8:24 pm
Your face was disapproved
penguinfarmer
October 22, 2014 at 8:25 pm
CourageWolfSez Sir Squatch I think we need to see pictures before we make that decision.
Dongtavious Steelwang
October 22, 2014 at 8:25 pm
Squatch is having a mini-Squatch
Hamwallet sandwiches were removed
Beer is beer
Humpday
Sir Squatch
October 22, 2014 at 8:25 pm
Did the Mounties end up killing those scumbags?
penguinfarmer
October 22, 2014 at 8:25 pm
You’re not black enough. Worse, you’re more than Canadian enough.
CourageWolfSez
October 22, 2014 at 8:25 pm
Sir Squatch Your scotch was disapproved.
cwbinsd
October 22, 2014 at 8:26 pm
Sir Squatch just read below…CONGRATS!!! Send me you bank account numbers and I will transfer you some money to buy Cigars
22SnakePlissken5150
October 22, 2014 at 8:26 pm
Sir Squatch “put down your guns eh? Let’s grab a Molson and talk about hockey!”
Sir Squatch
October 22, 2014 at 8:26 pm
Hey now, let’s not go and say something here that we can’t take back and regret. No need to insult the whisky
TMSCFINEST – New Secondary in 2015 Please!!!!
October 22, 2014 at 8:27 pm
Sir Squatch One gunman confirmed dead. Still searching for the others
22SnakePlissken5150
October 22, 2014 at 8:27 pm
Frenchie – Casey Matthews is Forgiven Sir Squatch get someone to yell at them in german on the bullhorn, they’ll give up rather quickly if they are quebec seperatists.
TMSCFINEST – New Secondary in 2015 Please!!!!
October 22, 2014 at 8:27 pm
penguinfarmer N*GGA N*GGA N*GGA N*GGA EH?
How’s that?
Sir Squatch
October 22, 2014 at 8:28 pm
Seriously, I think all that politeness builds up and when they are told they aren’t allowed to be nice and go kill some fuckers, Canadians just go off.
TMSCFINEST – New Secondary in 2015 Please!!!!
October 22, 2014 at 8:29 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZHwGnGrm_k
Dongtavious Steelwang
October 22, 2014 at 8:30 pm
Frenchie – Casey Matthews is Forgiven penguinfarmer Frenchie ain’t worried bout nuthin
22SnakePlissken5150
October 22, 2014 at 8:31 pm
Sir Squatch when canadians are allowed on the internet….HOLY SHIT. Frenchie and Bob might be the only non-total fucking psycho ones I’ve ever seen. Latest are these “narco capitalist” cultist followers of some Stefan Molyneux guy
penguinfarmer
October 22, 2014 at 8:32 pm
I can cook a lot of things, but I leave pizza to the pros around here.
cwbinsd
October 22, 2014 at 8:32 pm
Congrats Squatch
http://i.imgur.com/qyECg.png
Disposable HeRowe
October 22, 2014 at 8:35 pm
Sagarin couldn’t rate dick punching it’s butthole.
cwbinsd
October 22, 2014 at 8:36 pm
Disposable HeRowe well tell us how you really feel
penguinfarmer
October 22, 2014 at 8:37 pm
Again, I don’t know what this means.
cloisterwater
October 22, 2014 at 8:39 pm
I guess it means DH can rate penises punching anuses? And I don’t want to know how.
Disposable HeRowe
October 22, 2014 at 8:40 pm
jerk face.
mytee316
October 22, 2014 at 8:40 pm
The hardest thInc about cooking to me is simply timing it so everything is ready at once.
mytee316
October 22, 2014 at 8:41 pm
Elo _chess doesn’t lie.
David_NY_78
October 22, 2014 at 8:42 pm
mytee316 Thank God wife can cook – don’t think I’d make it much longer on a diet of cup-o-noodles and beer
Dongtavious Steelwang
October 22, 2014 at 8:42 pm
David_NY_78 mytee316 You mean cup noodles cooked with beer?
Because that gives me a horrible idea!
cloisterwater
October 22, 2014 at 8:43 pm
Set oven to warm and use pans without rubber handles
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October 22, 2014 at 8:43 pm
mytee316 Ain’t that the truth
rep138
October 22, 2014 at 8:43 pm
mytee316
That’s what the sous chef is for. You should just taste stuff and yell.
mytee316
October 22, 2014 at 8:43 pm
Used to eat cereal with beer in college
Disposable HeRowe
October 22, 2014 at 8:44 pm
And horrible shits.
David_NY_78
October 22, 2014 at 8:47 pm
Holy shit, I just read the article, how does Kirk Cousins have a higher QB rating? That’s crazy
cwbinsd
October 22, 2014 at 8:48 pm
David_NY_78 cause Foles Gold
CourageWolfSez
October 22, 2014 at 8:48 pm
David_NY_78 Mara
rep138
October 22, 2014 at 8:50 pm
David_NY_78
How the hell does Eli have the least interceptions?
22SnakePlissken5150
October 22, 2014 at 8:50 pm
rep138 David_NY_78 http://i.imgur.com/x4WavQk.gifv
David_NY_78
October 22, 2014 at 8:50 pm
rep138 David_NY_78 Mara
CourageWolfSez
October 22, 2014 at 8:51 pm
rep138 David_NY_78 Kevin Gilbride.
cloisterwater
October 22, 2014 at 8:51 pm
now do the QBRs
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October 22, 2014 at 8:51 pm
David_NY_78 Cuz Foles has played like ass for the most part
cloisterwater
October 22, 2014 at 8:52 pm
He’s had his moments.
cwbinsd
October 22, 2014 at 8:52 pm
cloisterwater I suppose we could find a metric that makes Foles look competent
cwbinsd
October 22, 2014 at 8:53 pm
rep138 Because Dez fell down last sunday on one play
cloisterwater
October 22, 2014 at 8:55 pm
It’s called 5-1
David_NY_78
October 22, 2014 at 8:58 pm
cloisterwater Romo is 3rd, Eli is 5th and Foles is 11th. Given what he did last year I’d expect him to at least be better than Palmer and Flacco, and not be in danger to be overtaken by Glennon and Cutler.
cloisterwater
October 22, 2014 at 9:03 pm
I never said he’s been great, but he’ certainly been better than Cousins. Nobody expected him to repeat last year. I do expect better play from him moving forward though.
David_NY_78
October 22, 2014 at 9:05 pm
cloisterwater I think Foles is much better than Cousins, just weird that the rating is higher.
David_NY_78
October 22, 2014 at 9:06 pm
retired and bloated Donovan McNabb > Cousins > RG
cloisterwater
October 22, 2014 at 9:07 pm
McNabb instantly got better once he left the Redskins. Nobody has sustained success in the McDonalds uniforms.
Disposable HeRowe
October 22, 2014 at 9:12 pm
Ronald has been holding down the fort for some time now…
cloisterwater
October 22, 2014 at 9:12 pm
That’s a clown response, bro.
DallasCowboysSux
October 22, 2014 at 9:13 pm
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Cunt Scratch Fever
October 22, 2014 at 9:14 pm
FOLES SUX!!!!
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October 22, 2014 at 9:15 pm
Don LaCuntaine WATER IS WET
Cunt Scratch Fever
October 22, 2014 at 9:16 pm
Frenchie – Casey Matthews is Forgiven 3 firsts for Mariota?
cwbinsd
October 22, 2014 at 9:23 pm
Well he pretty much shit in their wheaties.
http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000415512/article/lane-kiffins-return-to-ut-has-mother-concerned
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October 22, 2014 at 9:25 pm
Don LaCuntaine No 2nd?
TMSCFINEST – New Secondary in 2015 Please!!!!
October 22, 2014 at 9:26 pm
cwbinsd If I was in Tennessee, I’d throw rotten tomatoes & flaming bags of shit at him
TMSCFINEST – New Secondary in 2015 Please!!!!
October 22, 2014 at 9:26 pm
cwbinsd Actually, I’d do it regardless
Cunt Scratch Fever
October 22, 2014 at 9:26 pm
Frenchie – Casey Matthews is Forgiven You don’t want to make the same mistake the Skins did.
Cunt Scratch Fever
October 22, 2014 at 9:28 pm
Frenchie – Casey Matthews is Forgiven Careful… the South doesn’t care if you’re Canadian. They’re indiscriminate in their discrimination of blacks.
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October 22, 2014 at 9:31 pm
Don LaCuntaine Yeah but Fuck Lane Kiffin
22SnakePlissken5150
October 22, 2014 at 9:59 pm
There’s some shit I see from law enforcement anymore that is just fucking sickening, especially when the shit happens in my own town.
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October 22, 2014 at 9:59 pm
Not gonna lie, I’d fuck Rachel Ray
Twice if she cooks me a damn good meal first
Kellys_Chipadelphia
October 22, 2014 at 10:04 pm
22SnakePlissken5150 not trying to be a creeper but where are you?
Kellys_Chipadelphia
October 22, 2014 at 10:06 pm
Frenchie – Casey Matthews is Forgiven as long as there is a gag involved I’m down
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October 22, 2014 at 10:09 pm
Kellys_Chipadelphia If Rachel makes dessert too? She gets the D a 3rd time & I might call here again
22SnakePlissken5150
October 22, 2014 at 10:11 pm
Kellys_Chipadelphia 22SnakePlissken5150 Sacramento. I was checking on the progress of a guy who was attacked and shot by the police for pretty much no reason, then prosecuted for felony resisting arrest and battery on an officer.
22SnakePlissken5150
October 22, 2014 at 10:11 pm
Frenchie – Casey Matthews is Forgiven I don’t know who Rachel Ray is and I think I am happy about that.
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October 22, 2014 at 10:17 pm
22SnakePlissken5150 http://www.fhm.com/girls/covergirls/rachael-ray
Sir Squatch
October 22, 2014 at 10:23 pm
Frenchie – Casey Matthews is Forgiven You’d fuck a warm hotpocket on a stick.
#InJayWeTrusted
October 22, 2014 at 10:24 pm
Bellicheat’s NYJ playbook from 1997. Pretty cool
https://jimlightsfootballblog.files.wordpress.com/2014/03/1997-ny-jets-bill-belichick.pdf
Kellys_Chipadelphia
October 22, 2014 at 10:25 pm
Sir Squatch Frenchie – Casey Matthews is Forgiven that’s way too descriptive to not be from personal experience, squatch
22SnakePlissken5150
October 22, 2014 at 10:33 pm
#InJayWeTrust I hate all that motivational shit they stick in there.
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October 22, 2014 at 10:36 pm
Sir Squatch HOT POCKETS!!!!
87fiveoh254
October 22, 2014 at 10:40 pm
Frenchie – Casey Matthews is Forgiven One of my favorites.
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October 22, 2014 at 10:43 pm
87fiveoh254 He’s a funny ass guy. I want to see him live along with Gabriel Iglesias, Ralphie May, Bill Burr, Lewis Black & Bill Cosby.
Already seen Kevin Hart & Dave Chappelle live
#InJayWeTrusted
October 22, 2014 at 10:43 pm
Eli serious face is still Eli face. Good number of NFCE players in this(such as ALF)
https://twitter.com/BR_NFL https://twitter.com/BR_NFL/status/525041716445716480
87fiveoh254
October 22, 2014 at 10:45 pm
Frenchie – Casey Matthews is Forgiven Bill Burr, Louis C.K. and Kevin Hart are the three I want to see.
TMSCFINEST – New Secondary in 2015 Please!!!!
October 22, 2014 at 10:46 pm
#InJayWeTrust All 4 Beast Teams represented including some alumni
Cunt Scratch Fever
October 22, 2014 at 10:48 pm
Where’s the Pro-Domestic Violence video?
#InJayWeTrusted
October 22, 2014 at 10:48 pm
Frenchie – Casey Matthews is Forgiven Which Eagles were in there?
87fiveoh254
October 22, 2014 at 10:49 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbwTMJroTbI
22SnakePlissken5150
October 22, 2014 at 10:50 pm
#InJayWeTrust we are such a sad fucking society. Grown ass men need to be told not to beat the fuck out of their wives and kids by some overgrown jock asshole millionaire motherfuckers, might as well be fucking 10 years old again with GI Joe characters telling us not to do drugs and break laws and shit.
Cunt Scratch Fever
October 22, 2014 at 10:50 pm
22SnakePlissken5150 Because those GI Joe PSAs worked so well…
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October 22, 2014 at 10:52 pm
#InJayWeTrust I forgot
• Alfred Morris (Skins)
• Cris Carter (Eagles)
Cunt Scratch Fever
October 22, 2014 at 10:52 pm
No more “No More” PSAs
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October 22, 2014 at 10:52 pm
Don LaCuntaine Goodell has it. Or maybe he doesn’t…..
22SnakePlissken5150
October 22, 2014 at 10:54 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qUT2uPVlvg
Cunt Scratch Fever
October 22, 2014 at 10:55 pm
Frenchie – Casey Matthews is Forgiven Seriously, though… if some sketch comedy show had the balls to do a pro-domestic violence video to make fun of all the “No More” BS, I might stand up and applaud… Key & Peele…
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October 22, 2014 at 10:55 pm
Don LaCuntaine Not Key & Peele. Anyone but Key & Peele
Cunt Scratch Fever
October 22, 2014 at 10:57 pm
Frenchie – Casey Matthews is Forgiven If you don’t like Key & Peele, then that’s exactly who you should want to do it. Anybody who actually puts that on TV will probably lose their show.
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October 22, 2014 at 10:58 pm
Don LaCuntaine Good point
87fiveoh254
October 22, 2014 at 10:59 pm
Murray bought all of the o-linemen iMac computers.
Cunt Scratch Fever
October 22, 2014 at 11:00 pm
87fiveoh254 and he didn’t buy one for Jerry…
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October 22, 2014 at 11:04 pm
If Goodell had half a brain, his ass would be in the ‘NO MORE’ PSA
Once Rice wins his appeal, the cries for NO MORE GOODELL will be deafening
Cunt Scratch Fever
October 22, 2014 at 11:06 pm
Frenchie – Casey Matthews is Forgiven Rice… wait till AP walks…
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October 22, 2014 at 11:12 pm
Don LaCuntaine But Goodell didn’t drop the ball regarding the handling of AP. He fucked up large with Rice.
Cunt Scratch Fever
October 22, 2014 at 11:16 pm
Frenchie – Casey Matthews is Forgiven don’t they have an independent arbitrator working the Rice appeal?
Goodell dropped the ball regarding AP as well. It’s just that they recovered a lot more quickly with the Vikings putting him on the exempt list.
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October 22, 2014 at 11:18 pm
Don LaCuntaine Goodell dropped the ball on AP in the sense that he never picked it up & left the Vikings to handle it. He was too busy trying to cover his ass
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October 22, 2014 at 11:18 pm
“The gunman was later identified as Michael Zehaf-Bibeau in reports by CBS News and CBC News, which confirmed the dead shooting suspect’s identity, https://ca.news.yahoo.com/soldier-shot-national-war-memorial-140203346.html he was a Canadian born in 1982 and that he possessed a criminal record in Quebec “dating back 10 years on some drug-related charges” and a criminal record in B.C. as well.”
===============
Another crazy Quebecois fucker…….sheesh
Cunt Scratch Fever
October 22, 2014 at 11:20 pm
Frenchie – Casey Matthews is Forgiven Not to change the subject on this but the major problem with all of this is there’s no accounting for all the behind the scenes stuff. Personally, I don’t agree with anything that’s happened even the vilifying of the NFL for it’s “poor” management of these instances.
TMSCFINEST – New Secondary in 2015 Please!!!!
October 22, 2014 at 11:21 pm
Don LaCuntaine Been that way for a long time
Cunt Scratch Fever
October 22, 2014 at 11:22 pm
Frenchie – Casey Matthews is Forgiven True, but the type of society that we’ve created has kind of made it a “Can’t win for losing” type of situation.
Milroyigglesfan
October 22, 2014 at 11:44 pm
It’s a standard gift for pall bearers. Since the cowboys are running him into the ground and killing him in the process, he wanted to make the choices personally and be “prepaid”…
Fiversons No Spin Zone
October 22, 2014 at 11:45 pm
After Colt came in for Cousins, he looked at his men in the huddle in the eyes and said:
“Just do your job and I will do mine and we will win this game”
Milroyigglesfan
October 22, 2014 at 11:46 pm
roses are red
violets blue
that’s all that rhymes… so
F you.
toodlum
October 22, 2014 at 11:47 pm
There was only one PDA that I can remember back in the day. Not dropping any names but, “Remember kids, only you can prevent forest fires!”
Milroyigglesfan
October 22, 2014 at 11:47 pm
and in one voice, the other ten turned to Colt and said: “who the hell are you?”
Milroyigglesfan
October 22, 2014 at 11:48 pm
smokey the bear was your classmate?
Cunt Scratch Fever
October 22, 2014 at 11:48 pm
toodlum Take a bite out of crime
toodlum
October 22, 2014 at 11:49 pm
Milroyigglesfan I taught his Sunday school class
toodlum
October 22, 2014 at 11:50 pm
Don LaCuntaine toodlum McGriff….. but he was after my time.
Milroyigglesfan
October 22, 2014 at 11:50 pm
In lexington, during the mythical continental congress there?
toodlum
October 22, 2014 at 11:51 pm
Milroyigglesfan Son, it takes blood to create life. Weren’t no blood spilled in Philly.
Cunt Scratch Fever
October 22, 2014 at 11:51 pm
Milroyigglesfan Enough of that shit! Trying to make claims about Philly being the birthplace of America is just a sad testament to what Philly has become.
Milroyigglesfan
October 23, 2014 at 12:02 am
really? blood was spilled in Philly and all around it. you might want to check on the crossing of valley forge and the victory over the hessians.
Of course, texas was just scorpions fighting with sand spiders and lizards at the time.
Milroyigglesfan
October 23, 2014 at 12:04 am
It’s no claim. It’s history.
the borders are open, get off at the next exit if your tummy feels tumbly.
Kellys_Chipadelphia
October 23, 2014 at 12:14 am
I figured toods would old enough to remember 1776
87fiveoh254
October 23, 2014 at 12:35 am
Adam Schefter ‏@AdamSchefter 1m1 minute ago
Roger Goodell is being forced to testify at the Ray Rice hearing by judge’s ruling, per source.
Fiversons No Spin Zone
October 23, 2014 at 12:37 am
87fiveoh254 Good… Let him purge himself…
Sir Squatch
October 23, 2014 at 12:39 am
Fiversons No Spin Zone I think if he purged himself he would have a better time in court.
Fiversons No Spin Zone
October 23, 2014 at 12:42 am
Sir Squatch Fiversons No Spin Zone I was going for perjury… But either one works really…
Sir Squatch
October 23, 2014 at 12:47 am
Fiversons No Spin Zone Either way he’d be going to jail
Fiversons No Spin Zone
October 23, 2014 at 12:57 am
Sir Squatch Fiversons No Spin Zone Which is the desired outcome…
toodlum
October 23, 2014 at 1:09 am
Kellys_Chipadelphia You use Lupo math way too much.
toodlum
October 23, 2014 at 1:27 am
I found skooler’s picture on the west board.
http://i.imgur.com/nAQGSye.jpg
Fiversons No Spin Zone
October 23, 2014 at 1:43 am
toodlum Too fit and dark…
rep138
October 23, 2014 at 2:28 am
toodlum
Nice moobs.
lddsfuws
October 23, 2014 at 2:46 am
Reed over Witten? YPG? Should be at least 4 games played. Lol. Mytee is trying to troll hard here being Cowboys/Skins week, must be running out of material.
87fiveoh254
October 23, 2014 at 2:50 am
Just saw a video where Jon Gruden called the Cowboys the UFO defense. That’s definitely a first, but probably accurate lol.
DallasCowboysSux
October 23, 2014 at 3:10 am
NSFW! NSFW! NSFW!
https://i.imgur.com/qMXzKAd.jpg
toodlum
October 23, 2014 at 3:19 am
lddsfuws I asked him about it. He posted 3different stats, then used an unposted stat to justify it.
toodlum
October 23, 2014 at 3:22 am
Milroyigglesfan I went to Philly years ago. Cussed the men, fucked the women, then pissed on the city limit sign as I was leaving town. Your mother probably remembers me.
22SnakePlissken5150
October 23, 2014 at 4:29 am
toodlum lddsfuws he had switched to the yards per game a few weeks ago because those whose teams had already had a bye were complaining about their team’s players suddenly falling behind because their team had a week off, like most fixes done to stop some of us from bitchng it resulted in another problem which again results in some of us bitching, it was not done on purpose.
lddsfuws
October 23, 2014 at 4:38 am
Just mac and cheesing here. Lol. I appreciate what Mytee does here (none of us lazy fucks are posting articles or such).
22SnakePlissken5150
October 23, 2014 at 6:32 am
lddsfuws I’m the worst, I had promised that I would start writing articles too by the start of this season and obviously I have not done so.
22SnakePlissken5150
October 23, 2014 at 7:01 am
So in January 2013 a New Mexico man was pulled over for failure to fully stop at a stop sign (did a “california roll” while coming out of a wal mart parking lot and merging into traffic). Officers thought he was standing funny so they detained him and got a drug dog to sniff his driver seat, the drug dog seemed mildly interested in the seat. They then decided to do body cavity checks. They detained the man while they got a warrant, drove the guy to different hospitals looking for a doctor who would do it (some doctors refused over ethical grounds) and took him to a different county where a doctor agreed to do the search.
He was X rayed twice, given three “hand up the ass” checks, was given 3 enemas, was made to shit while they watched him (and they then went through his shit), and finally was sedated, prepped for surgery, and given a colonoscopy. 14 hours of violating this man’s asshole and they found nothing.
He is suing them, I hope he bankrupts the fucking state. Fuck those toy pigs, I’d fucking shoot those motherfuckers.
cloisterwater
October 23, 2014 at 10:32 am
Unidentified Failing Object
lddsfuws
October 23, 2014 at 10:36 am
Not yet Cloister. They’re not costing games yet.
Bill_In_FL
October 23, 2014 at 10:42 am
LOL
https://twitter.com/adbrandt retweeted
https://twitter.com/MeredithFrost
https://twitter.com/MeredithFrost/status/525162049585025024
“The wife discovers browser history” -Author unknown, oil on canvas, 1768.
cloisterwater
October 23, 2014 at 10:42 am
Yeah, I know. I wish it were true, but you’re right, it’s not yet at least.
Bill_In_FL
October 23, 2014 at 10:43 am
22SnakePlissken5150
That’s seriously fucked up
Bill_In_FL
October 23, 2014 at 10:50 am
lddsfuws
Well, the problem Mytee faces is there isn’t a single, simple measure that can tell you which TE is playing the position ‘better’ than another. The TE position is pretty complex since it has elements of WR, RB, & O lineman, so which simple measure do you use to show which is overall better?
There isn’t so he picked YPG. Meh, he could have used TDs, but, I don’t really have an issue with it.
Bill_In_FL
October 23, 2014 at 10:59 am
cloisterwater
and a further issue (for you at least) is they appear to be getting better as the season progresses. The last two games they are allowing 4.2 yds/carry, about the league average and well above earlier in the season (better than 5) and the two teams they played have good rushing attacks, arguably better than earlier teams. Giants are 13th in rushing Seattle is 3rd.
cloisterwater
October 23, 2014 at 11:03 am
I still don’t have a lot of faith they will hold up to be honest. If that offense doesn’t keep up the same pace, they will most likely get exposed. Just my opinion of course. Either way they are a lot better than anybody expected.
Bill_In_FL
October 23, 2014 at 11:10 am
cloisterwater
You may be right, but, what leads me to disagree (baring injuries) is this — consider that they are getting ‘pieces’ back on the Defense (Lawrence, Okoye, Carter) and a couple of the interior D line they have already are still recovering from pre season injuries (Melton ACL, McClain hamstring/knee, Spencer Knee) and their play is improving game by game.
Do I think they are going to be a ‘good’ defense? No, I don’t expect them to be much more than average given the talent that is there. But, average may be more than enough with the offense we currently have.
cloisterwater
October 23, 2014 at 11:21 am
I hear ya. It’s hard to expect Lawrence to be an impact contributor as a rookie, but Carter should definitely help (don’t know a lot about Okoye). I just think that they will see more time on the field the second half of the season and get a little exposed. Not saying they’ll be really bad.
Bill_In_FL
October 23, 2014 at 12:04 pm
Well this is interesting (and sure to cause a significant disturbance in the force today)
“Looking at PFF team grades for pressure, Houston has the fourth-highest
pass rush grade. Guess whose number five? The Dallas Cowboys.”
Also interesting is that both Dallas & Houston had their worst pass rush against the Giants.
Sir Squatch
October 23, 2014 at 12:05 pm
Bill_In_FL Yeah, but PFF.
cloisterwater
October 23, 2014 at 12:07 pm
That was his first mistake.
cloisterwater
October 23, 2014 at 12:08 pm
sacks > pressure
and the Eagles sacked Eli 6 times (8 for the game)
Bill_In_FL
October 23, 2014 at 12:09 pm
cloisterwater
Not mine, the writer I quoted.
Bill_In_FL
October 23, 2014 at 12:10 pm
cloisterwater
That they did and I think that is the reason the Giants came in with a 3 step drop or shotgun short passing game against Dallas.
cloisterwater
October 23, 2014 at 12:10 pm
You quoted a guy relying on PFF. That doesn’t make it better.
Bill_In_FL
October 23, 2014 at 12:12 pm
cloisterwater
So we’ve decided that PFF is not credible?
I prefer to use them when they support my argument and when they don’t, they are obviously trash
cloisterwater
October 23, 2014 at 12:12 pm
Eli has been doing this the whole season (last 5 games at least). The Eagles just did a good job at covering Eli’s quick reads and then finished by getting great pressure.
cloisterwater
October 23, 2014 at 12:15 pm
I don’t use them at all. Mytee loves them, but all they do is rank players/units by raw data with no regard for game dynamics or what certain players/units are trying to accomplish on any given play. Their rankings are useless and misleading imo.
Bill_In_FL
October 23, 2014 at 12:15 pm
cloisterwater
he ran a good bit more 5 step against ya’ll. Not to say the Eagles D line didn’t get after him much better than Dallas, they did.
Bill_In_FL
October 23, 2014 at 12:15 pm
cloisterwater
unless they support your argument. 🙂
cloisterwater
October 23, 2014 at 12:21 pm
Not really true at all. Eli was mostly in shotgun looking to get rid of the ball quickly.
cloisterwater
October 23, 2014 at 12:22 pm
I never use them. It’s like looking at power rankings, I just don’t pay any attention to them and make fun of those who care.
Sir Squatch
October 23, 2014 at 12:23 pm
I generally go by the “watch the game and decide how things are going” analyzing. Not a big fan of reading up on all the former players breaking down games and making comments that directly contradict what actually happened on the field. For hard stats I like Football Outsiders.
Bill_In_FL
October 23, 2014 at 12:25 pm
Sir Squatch
Yeah Football Outsiders is a good site. They publish some really interesting articles
Bill_In_FL
October 23, 2014 at 12:25 pm
Sir Squatch
See, I said it would cause a significant disturbance in the force. and it did
Sir Squatch
October 23, 2014 at 12:26 pm
Bill_In_FL It’s too early, if you repost this at like noon, things will really get wild.
Sir Squatch
October 23, 2014 at 12:26 pm
Canadian police confirm there was only 1 gunman involved in Ottawa shootings yesterday – @https://twitter.com/CBCWorldReport, @https://twitter.com/davidcommon
Bill_In_FL
October 23, 2014 at 12:27 pm
Sir Squatch Bill_In_FL
LOL, another site I like is Advanced Football Analytics.
Sir Squatch
October 23, 2014 at 12:30 pm
Photo: Explosion reported in Ludwigshafen, Germany; no information on casualties –
————————
So this has a picture with it. The picture is a giant fireball.
Lupo
October 23, 2014 at 12:32 pm
police forces these days in the US are fucked up… the NYPD leading the way… beat/shoot first, ask questions later
cloisterwater
October 23, 2014 at 12:39 pm
I think the best thing to look at for evaluating a players contribution to any given play is a good video or set of stills with analysis. I admittedly usually only check these out for the Eagles, but it’s also why I love some the Eagles sites (Birds 24/4 and the Eagles main website have some great access to these).
Lupo
October 23, 2014 at 12:49 pm
and even then you’re not getting the whole picture…. do you know the blocking assignments? the assigned route every receiver was supposed to run? only the team does … handing out “grades” based on the tv tape is dumb
Bill_In_FL
October 23, 2014 at 12:49 pm
“For 18 years, thousands of students at the prestigious University of
North Carolina took fake “paper classes,” and advisers funneled athletes
into the program to keep them eligible, according to a scathing
independent report released Wednesday.”
“It was well-known on campus that Crowder was a lax grader and gave high
grades without regard for content, Wainstein said, emphasizing that she
never gave a grade unless a student submitted a paper and did not change
grades that were already given.”
ROFLMAO, WTF?
http://www.cnn.com/2014/10/22/us/unc-report-academic-fraud/index.html?hpt=hp_t1
Bill_In_FL
October 23, 2014 at 12:50 pm
Lupo
That and the ‘assigned’ route can change pre-snap and post-snap. The days of static routes in a play call are long gone.
cloisterwater
October 23, 2014 at 12:53 pm
You know most of these things when Chip Kelly is the one breaking it down like he does on the Eagles main site.
cloisterwater
October 23, 2014 at 12:54 pm
Grading players period is kind of dumb as well.
JosephR2225
October 23, 2014 at 12:59 pm
24/4? That place has really cut back.
Lupo
October 23, 2014 at 1:10 pm
thanks Obama
cloisterwater
October 23, 2014 at 1:10 pm
dammit
22SnakePlissken5150
October 23, 2014 at 1:18 pm
Bill_In_FL so 95% of these fucking guys will never make the pros and they obviously aren’t getting any actual education from their college experience. Good job university, way to be non-credible as both an institute of higher education and as a top tier athletics program.
TexasSportsFan65
October 23, 2014 at 1:18 pm
https://www.flickr.com/photos/tsf65/15390073760/
Everyone remain calm…one of my arms storage sites, that’s all!
http://www.breakingnews.com/topic/explosion-in-ludwigshafen-germany/
Fiversons No Spin Zone
October 23, 2014 at 1:19 pm
When Colt came into the game for Kirk, he looked his men in the eyes in the huddle and said:
“Do your job, I will do mine, and we will win this game”
# In Victory his name is Colt McCoy
22SnakePlissken5150
October 23, 2014 at 1:23 pm
TexasSportsFan65 why do I keep seeing this goddamn pic every day? It must have been posted 5-10 times a day since fucking monday.
Lupo
October 23, 2014 at 1:24 pm
Trunks is an egomaniac
22SnakePlissken5150
October 23, 2014 at 1:25 pm
Fiversons No Spin Zone
Team response: “who the fuck are you again? Clint something? Cody maybe?”
lddsfuws
October 23, 2014 at 1:26 pm
You really don’t know?
Lupo
October 23, 2014 at 1:27 pm
the WAS media called him Kirk after the game last week lol
Matt Mosley 4.0
October 23, 2014 at 1:28 pm
TSF is really behind the success of the Cowboys, he bought the hooker for Jerry
cloisterwater
October 23, 2014 at 1:30 pm
Bold Prediction:
Jordan Matthews has his first 100 yard game.
TexasSportsFan65
October 23, 2014 at 1:32 pm
Snake – why do I keep seeing this goddamn pic every day? It must have been posted 5-10 times a day since fucking monday.
—
I took a tour of AT&T Stadium while I was home on leave and then posted the pic, someone photoshopped Jerruh into the pic. During the game on Sunday Frenchie requested that I make all comments from the podium….now you know!
22SnakePlissken5150
October 23, 2014 at 1:33 pm
So here’s a good example of how much “faith” Jerry Jones and the front office had in this year’s Cowboys squad entering the season, they leased the Stadium to the NCAA for their first ever college football playoff championship game, the NCAA is supposed to take custody of the stadium on Jan 2nd and spend 10 days prepping for the big game which would be on the 12th. If Dallas is in the playoffs with home games, they would play them Jan 3/4th (WC round) and/or Jan 10/11th (Div round).
Whoops.
cloisterwater
October 23, 2014 at 1:33 pm
And you should know better than to listen to a Canadian.
22SnakePlissken5150
October 23, 2014 at 1:35 pm
cloisterwater Canadians are cool in person, but all Canadians on the internet are insane, even by US standards. It’s some kind of law or something…
Lupo
October 23, 2014 at 1:35 pm
but will there be enough bleacher seats?
Dongtavious Steelwang
October 23, 2014 at 1:37 pm
Lupo Party Zone tix
Lupo
October 23, 2014 at 1:39 pm
only $199 each!
22SnakePlissken5150
October 23, 2014 at 1:39 pm
Lupo thats the big question. They fucked it up in the superbowl so there is a good chance that 1 day turnarounds could similarly result in fucked up temporary seating issues.
cwbinsd
October 23, 2014 at 1:39 pm
22SnakePlissken5150 I am sure there were some provisions in the contract if the Cowboys were still playing. They can change the field out overnight. It is not a big deal
cwbinsd
October 23, 2014 at 1:39 pm
Lupo CHEAP compared to WS tix in KC
Lupo
October 23, 2014 at 1:41 pm
that’s aftermarket prices in KC… those Dallas prices are face value
22SnakePlissken5150
October 23, 2014 at 1:42 pm
Ah, new article on ESPN explaining why Dallas is overrated, of course it’s an insider article. Faggot ass ESPN.
cloisterwater
October 23, 2014 at 1:43 pm
http://insider.espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/11743301/why-dallas-cowboys-overrated-nfl
I don’t have insider, but I’d be curious to know his reasoning if anyone with insider can provide some bullet points.
cloisterwater
October 23, 2014 at 1:43 pm
How’d you do that?
Bill_In_FL
October 23, 2014 at 1:44 pm
cloisterwater
Because ESPN hates Dallas
cloisterwater
October 23, 2014 at 1:44 pm
lmao, yeah right
Lupo
October 23, 2014 at 1:45 pm
The Cowboys look better than they really have been in part because we are judging them based on how good we thought their opponents were when the Cowboys played them, not based on how good those teams really are this season. For instance:
— When the Cowboys dismantled Tennessee in Week 2, we all thought that was a big deal because the Titans had played so well in Week 1 — a game that now looks like a complete fluke.
— San Francisco and Seattle are clearly not the juggernauts they were a year ago.
— And as for scoring 38 points on this season’s http://espn.go.com/nfl/team/_/name/no/new-orleans-saints … gee, get in line.
Lupo
October 23, 2014 at 1:46 pm
Furthermore, our ratings have the Cowboys lower than conventional wisdom because we are measuring all seven games this season, not just the last six. The Cowboys certainly no longer look like the team that lost 28-17 to San Francisco on the first Sunday of the season. If we measure just the six games in their winning streak, the Cowboys’ DVOA goes from 14 percent better than average to 26 percent better than average
Lupo
October 23, 2014 at 1:46 pm
But if you are going to only consider the Cowboys’ record since Week 2, then you have to extend the same privilege to the rest of the league. And it just so happens that a number of this season’s top teams have overcome bad games in Week 1. Baltimore lost in Week 1. So did Green Bay, Indianapolis, San Diego and New England. So if we remove Week 1 from consideration, not only does Dallas look better, but all those teams look better as well. If we only look at DVOA for Week 2 onward, the Cowboys still trail Denver, Baltimore and Green Bay. Their defense is still just 14th, their special teams 21st.
Lupo
October 23, 2014 at 1:46 pm
None of this is to say that the Cowboys are about to collapse, of course. Being the fifth- or seventh-best team in the NFL is still pretty good, and the Cowboys have an average remaining schedule. Our http://www.footballoutsiders.com/playoffodds currently gives them a 90 percent chance of making the playoffs, and a 38 percent chance of getting a first-round bye. However, Jerry Jones shouldn’t start measuring his finger for a fourth Super Bowl ring quite yet. What’s the difference between Dallas and a truly great team? Well, Dallas through Week 7 is tied as the sixth-best team of 2014. Denver through Week 7 is the sixth-best team of the entire last 25 years. Not quite the same thing.
Lupo
October 23, 2014 at 1:47 pm
Nonetheless, there are three main units on a football team, and the other two units really haven’t been very good. The defense has certainly been better than last year, and better than everyone expected before the season, but that doesn’t mean it’s been good. And on special teams, except for kicker http://espn.go.com/nfl/player/_/id/14322/dan-bailey, they have been decidedly below average.
On a per-play basis, that Cowboys defense that looks so much improved has actually been almost as bad as it was a year ago. Dallas is allowing the same average of 6.1 yards per play, with roughly the same frequency of turnovers. The biggest difference for the defense is actually the offense, which is keeping the defense off the field with those extended, run-heavy drives. Only two defenses have been on the field for a shorter time per game. Less time on the field means less yardage and scoring allowed.
Bill_In_FL
October 23, 2014 at 1:48 pm
cloisterwater
well, I don’t have an ‘insider’ account, so I’m just guessing.
I would speculate that they are using the same argument used here. That the defense is a mirage and, at some point they will be exposed.
I have to agree that the ranking of Dallas as either the #1 or #2 team in the NFL is ‘overrated’, it doesn’t make them a bad team, just more highly though of than is warranted.
cloisterwater
October 23, 2014 at 1:48 pm
Stupid.
Thanks for the info.
Lupo
October 23, 2014 at 1:48 pm
that’s basically the entire article
Disposable HeRowe
October 23, 2014 at 1:49 pm
UNC Home of the Paper Champion!
cloisterwater
October 23, 2014 at 1:49 pm
thanks
Bill_In_FL
October 23, 2014 at 1:49 pm
Lupo
Danke.
mytee316
October 23, 2014 at 1:50 pm
Yay for starting your day with a network outage because your DHCP server is low on disk space. Fun times.
Lupo
October 23, 2014 at 1:50 pm
no problem… funny that they don’t have one for PHI or ARI, Dallas always gets those clicks
Disposable HeRowe
October 23, 2014 at 1:50 pm
nerd.
JosephR2225
October 23, 2014 at 1:50 pm
Speaking of which, fix the formatting.
Disposable HeRowe
October 23, 2014 at 1:51 pm
JosephR2225 LOL Chris put me on the bench for depth right now.
22SnakePlissken5150
October 23, 2014 at 1:51 pm
Lupo what a bunch of stupid ass trifling bullshit, I’m so glad I never shelled out any money for that insider bullshit.
1–San Fran game? Romo’s back so fucked up he shouldn’t have been allowed to play, and he was the reason they lost
2–several teams had winning records when Dallas played them, but they lost to Dallas and so far most teams lose the next game after Dallas plays them (the “physical game” hangover usually attributed to Seattle, or Pittsburgh/Baltimore from a few years ago)
3–Denver is good but 6th best in the last 25 years? What a fucking joke.
4–bunch of faggots picked against Dallas in preseason and they are still clinging to their bullshit reasoning.
Bill_In_FL
October 23, 2014 at 1:51 pm
mytee316
LOL, no problem. Did anyone on your network start their own DHCP server to ‘help you out’?
mytee316
October 23, 2014 at 1:51 pm
JosephR2225 Instead of the pizza you’ll owe me once IIIsus blows past Foles in Fantasy points, can you just get me this?
http://www.redriderleglamps.com/cousin-eddie-combo-christmas-vacation-moose-mug-black-dickie
JosephR2225
October 23, 2014 at 1:53 pm
When you order my pizza, can you ask them to put the pepperoni in the shape of the Eagles logo?
Dongtavious Steelwang
October 23, 2014 at 1:53 pm
JosephR2225 #FixTheFormatting
mytee316
October 23, 2014 at 1:53 pm
JosephR2225 Sure… I’ll find the biggest Giants fan pizzaria in town to use. You like NY style right? I’m sure they’ll be happy to cut those little eagles up.
HailBandG
October 23, 2014 at 1:53 pm
? pepperonis are already in the shape of a “zero”
mytee316
October 23, 2014 at 1:54 pm
BOOM
22SnakePlissken5150
October 23, 2014 at 1:54 pm
mytee316 my shit stops working from time to time and I don’t know why. Also I sometimes forget to pay my bill. I have no idea what that shit you were talking about means.
cwbinsd
October 23, 2014 at 1:55 pm
Disposable HeRowe Well Northern Colorado has never really been that good
22SnakePlissken5150
October 23, 2014 at 1:56 pm
So if any of you guys were the dude in that New Mexico story I posted, how much money would you be asking for in your lawsuit? I’d demand 140 million bucks on general principle.
Bill_In_FL
October 23, 2014 at 1:56 pm
22SnakePlissken5150
All of it
HailBandG
October 23, 2014 at 1:57 pm
Something nice. Maybe one of those new headphones everyone is talking about.
cwbinsd
October 23, 2014 at 1:57 pm
22SnakePlissken5150 give me the cliff notes version, I don’t read articles.
22SnakePlissken5150
October 23, 2014 at 1:58 pm
Bill_In_FL 22SnakePlissken5150 ALL YOUR BUDGET ARE BELONG TO ME!!!!!!
cwbinsd
October 23, 2014 at 1:58 pm
HailBandG The one’s Lebron’s endorsing
Lupo
October 23, 2014 at 1:58 pm
cops are assholes, forced body cavity searches, no drugs found, you have to pay the hospital bills
22SnakePlissken5150
October 23, 2014 at 1:58 pm
cwbinsd HailBandG That’s a great commercial.
HailBandG
October 23, 2014 at 1:59 pm
Maybe, but surprise me, you know? I hate knowing what I’m gonna get.
22SnakePlissken5150
October 23, 2014 at 2:00 pm
cwbinsd 22SnakePlissken5150 scroll down to 6 hours ago, it’s not that far down.
mytee316
October 23, 2014 at 2:02 pm
22SnakePlissken5150 mytee316 DHCP server is simple. It’s basically the service that manages IP addresses. When you boot a computer onto a network, a DHCP server gives you a valid IP address so you can communicate with others on the network.
It’s the IP address key master
TexasSportsFan65
October 23, 2014 at 2:06 pm
This rivalry used to be magnificent.
Before the days of the
internet and people moving a million miles an hour… time once stood
still when these two powerhouses collided. The storied history is
littered with pranks and shenanigans, debauchery and tomfoolery. There
was the time when Cowboys fans left a wild turkey in Washington’s
owner George Marshall’s hotel bathtub. Imagine that.
Matt Mosley 4.0
October 23, 2014 at 2:07 pm
Everyone agrees if you jump the White House then kick a couple of dogs you should be shot ? Right
Matt Mosley 4.0
October 23, 2014 at 2:07 pm
But only if a White guy was President
JosephR2225
October 23, 2014 at 2:07 pm
The suit against the city and county settled for $1.6M. There is an outstanding suit against the doctors and the hospital.
Sir Squatch
October 23, 2014 at 2:07 pm
Matt Mosley Right
Sir Squatch
October 23, 2014 at 2:07 pm
Matt Mosley Wrong
22SnakePlissken5150
October 23, 2014 at 2:08 pm
Matt Mosley jump the white house? Like Evel Keneval?
HailBandG
October 23, 2014 at 2:08 pm
That’s some quality bourbon at a decent price.
Sir Squatch
October 23, 2014 at 2:08 pm
Those SAMs are going to make that a bitch
Disposable HeRowe
October 23, 2014 at 2:08 pm
The dogs were being dicks anyway.
HailBandG
October 23, 2014 at 2:08 pm
101, not that 80 proof garbage
cwbinsd
October 23, 2014 at 2:09 pm
What the hell are you talking about
Matt Mosley 4.0
October 23, 2014 at 2:10 pm
http://abcnews.go.com/US/fence-jumper-caught-white-house/story?id=26387267
HailBandG
October 23, 2014 at 2:10 pm
The SS should hire the Canadian Sargeant-at-Arms to patrol the WH grounds.
22SnakePlissken5150
October 23, 2014 at 2:11 pm
Matt Mosley oh jumps the white house fence! Weird how people keep doing shit like that and not being met with deadly force while Ive seen videos of dudes shot for getting their drivers license out “too aggressively”, or for refusing to do as friendly officer asshole says and giving him backtalk.
Matt Mosley 4.0
October 23, 2014 at 2:11 pm
HailBandG Or the SS should be more like the SS
HailBandG
October 23, 2014 at 2:12 pm
seems tautological
Sir Squatch
October 23, 2014 at 2:12 pm
22SnakePlissken5150 Despite the Secret Services recent failures, they are a very professional group and deal with fence jumpers more than they should.
cwbinsd
October 23, 2014 at 2:13 pm
22SnakePlissken5150 Well that is because those people getting shot are bad characters..you know…blacks and latinos
cloisterwater
October 23, 2014 at 2:14 pm
the debauchery has turned into douchebaggery
choyboy0724
October 23, 2014 at 2:15 pm
Since when is facing a 2-5 team with Colt McCoy at QB a challenge?
Sir Squatch
October 23, 2014 at 2:16 pm
Since NFL
cloisterwater
October 23, 2014 at 2:18 pm
This is what I get for mentioning douchebaggery
choyboy0724
October 23, 2014 at 2:18 pm
ESPN Insider= Idiot sports writers
choyboy0724
October 23, 2014 at 2:18 pm
cloisterwater 6-1>5-1
cloisterwater
October 23, 2014 at 2:19 pm
congrats on having a later bye
choyboy0724
October 23, 2014 at 2:19 pm
cloisterwater after this week..7-1>5-2
cloisterwater
October 23, 2014 at 2:20 pm
ok, go Royals
cwbinsd
October 23, 2014 at 2:21 pm
cloisterwater SF will struggle unless Madison pitches every game
choyboy0724
October 23, 2014 at 2:21 pm
cloisterwater Its a good world series but the giants have home field advantage now for the best 3 out of 5
choyboy0724
October 23, 2014 at 2:21 pm
cwbinsd cloisterwater Not really but thanks for trying
Matt Mosley 4.0
October 23, 2014 at 2:21 pm
You could only hope being a normal idiot you could make that much
choyboy0724
October 23, 2014 at 2:22 pm
Matt Mosley Where were you on Sunday? I was looking for you to kick your ass
HailBandG
October 23, 2014 at 2:23 pm
he’s an exceptional idiot. normal idiots quake at his approach.
cloisterwater
October 23, 2014 at 2:23 pm
When is Dallas’s bye anyway?
Lupo
October 23, 2014 at 2:23 pm
Dallas fans = giant douchebags .. generalizations are fun……. FWIW, Keith Law is 10 X smarter tha you and he writes for Insider
TexasSportsFan65
October 23, 2014 at 2:23 pm
cloisterwater Week 10
Disposable HeRowe
October 23, 2014 at 2:23 pm
cloisterwater AfterLondon
Matt Mosley 4.0
October 23, 2014 at 2:23 pm
I wasn’t in Philly
choyboy0724
October 23, 2014 at 2:23 pm
cloisterwater week 11
JosephR2225
October 23, 2014 at 2:23 pm
Bye weeks suck.
Lupo
October 23, 2014 at 2:24 pm
I think Strickland just gave up another HR
Matt Mosley 4.0
October 23, 2014 at 2:24 pm
I’really looking forward to it
cloisterwater
October 23, 2014 at 2:24 pm
unliked for inaccuracy
cwbinsd
October 23, 2014 at 2:24 pm
cloisterwater Thanksgiving
choyboy0724
October 23, 2014 at 2:24 pm
Matt Mosley You said you were gonna be at the Cowboys game so I was looking for you
JosephR2225
October 23, 2014 at 2:25 pm
I can’t believe Eagles fans will have to sit through two more of them during the divisional round and Pro Bowl weekend.
choyboy0724
October 23, 2014 at 2:25 pm
Lupo Philly fans are the biggest douchebags around or perhaps other fans steal prosthetic legs and leave them on a subway train?
Lupo
October 23, 2014 at 2:25 pm
sweet burn!
lddsfuws
October 23, 2014 at 2:25 pm
Week 8
Matt Mosley 4.0
October 23, 2014 at 2:25 pm
Count the next Giants game as.a Bye to
TheBigDickInsideRCU
October 23, 2014 at 2:26 pm
choyboy0724 Lupo Philly fans are pretty bad but not as bad as the Cowboys fans that are from Philly.
Matt Mosley 4.0
October 23, 2014 at 2:26 pm
I don’t think you where there
cloisterwater
October 23, 2014 at 2:27 pm
So you essentially hate 99.9% of the people you live around.
Must be a fun life.
TheBigDickInsideRCU
October 23, 2014 at 2:28 pm
cloisterwater Think about how they must feel about him.
cloisterwater
October 23, 2014 at 2:28 pm
Stop pretending you went to the game choy.
Nobody believes you.
TexasSportsFan65
October 23, 2014 at 2:28 pm
cloisterwater I’m going to the Cowboys/Jags game and will post picutres!
cloisterwater
October 23, 2014 at 2:29 pm
I know exactly how they feel about him. Everybody knows at least one Cowboys fan that was born and raised around Philly. It’s a self-esteem/insecurity issue.
choyboy0724
October 23, 2014 at 2:29 pm
cloisterwater Actually there are quite a few Steelers fans around here too
HailBandG
October 23, 2014 at 2:29 pm
….constantly
cloisterwater
October 23, 2014 at 2:30 pm
I believe you.
TexasSportsFan65
October 23, 2014 at 2:30 pm
cloisterwater I will still post some pics! LOL
choyboy0724
October 23, 2014 at 2:31 pm
cloisterwater Actually the Eagles here are the biggest bunch of haters around. Cowboys fans could care less about the Eagles, we only care about the Redskins this week meanwhile all the Eagles fans here care about is hating on the Cowboys
cloisterwater
October 23, 2014 at 2:31 pm
I really do believe you. No sarcasm font.
TheBigDickInsideRCU
October 23, 2014 at 2:31 pm
TexasSportsFan65 cloisterwater Try and get some with hot chicks not with that ugly dude at the Dallas podium.
cwbinsd
October 23, 2014 at 2:31 pm
TexasSportsFan65 no one wants to see British women with bad teeth
TexasSportsFan65
October 23, 2014 at 2:32 pm
cwbinsd TexasSportsFan65 LOL!!!
cloisterwater
October 23, 2014 at 2:33 pm
Giants are the Eagles main rival, get over yourself. They and the Redskins just happen to be pretty irrelevant this season so Eagles Cowboys rivalry it is.
Typical wanna be Cowboy fan response.
JosephR2225
October 23, 2014 at 2:33 pm
“British women with bad teeth” is redundant.
choyboy0724
October 23, 2014 at 2:34 pm
cloisterwater The only person with insecurity issues is you as you seem to always bring up something negative about the Cowboys before anything else
TexasSportsFan65
October 23, 2014 at 2:35 pm
I just got SKY UK satellite service so I’ve seen all the bad teeth I care to but I know I will see more while in London.
TheBigDickInsideRCU
October 23, 2014 at 2:36 pm
choyboy0724 cloisterwater Steelers fans would make a little sense they aren’t to far from home but Dallas fans in the Philly area would be as stupid as being a San Francisco Giants fan in the Philly area. Something has to be seriously wrong with them.
cloisterwater
October 23, 2014 at 2:37 pm
I didn’t say anything negative about the Cowboys, just their fake fans.
TheBigDickInsideRCU
October 23, 2014 at 2:38 pm
TexasSportsFan65 You really needn’t travel abroad to see bad teeth. Plenty right in West Virgina
cloisterwater
October 23, 2014 at 2:38 pm
What’s really funny is that choy and Justin, who hate each other, don’t realize they’re really the same person. One is the west coast pothead hippy version, while the other is the northeastern angry version.
Biased Optimism
October 23, 2014 at 2:41 pm
in the end arent we all just Mosley accounts
Lupo
October 23, 2014 at 2:42 pm
the island on Lost was just one big mosely account
TexasSportsFan65
October 23, 2014 at 2:42 pm
cloisterwater ….and you use the 2 of them as your basis for all Cowboys fans.
cloisterwater
October 23, 2014 at 2:42 pm
http://www.phillymag.com/birds247/2014/10/23/matchup-eagles-vs-cardinals-2/
I can’t wait to see Kendricks on the field again. Hopefully he’s out there Sun.
Sir Squatch
October 23, 2014 at 2:42 pm
YOUR FACE IS A MOSLEY ACCOUNT!
cloisterwater
October 23, 2014 at 2:43 pm
No I don’t. I get along with plenty of Cowboys fans on here. I just have a problem with the bandwagoners.
lddsfuws
October 23, 2014 at 2:43 pm
Mosely.
Biased Optimism
October 23, 2014 at 2:43 pm
hes a wizard!
Lupo
October 23, 2014 at 2:44 pm
if he’s not out there I’ll assume it was almost a full tear of the muscle
lddsfuws
October 23, 2014 at 2:44 pm
I doubt many will get the connection:-). Old people might.
cloisterwater
October 23, 2014 at 2:45 pm
or just a reaaaalllllyyy bad cramp
Biased Optimism
October 23, 2014 at 2:47 pm
getting boring in here… here is a red panda http://i.imgur.com/xsKUETn.gif
cloisterwater
October 23, 2014 at 2:47 pm
too fit
DallasCowboysSux
October 23, 2014 at 2:49 pm
Dallas Sucks!
Sir Squatch
October 23, 2014 at 2:49 pm
Biased Optimism Your mom is a Red Panda!
Dongtavious Steelwang
October 23, 2014 at 2:49 pm
Biased Optimism http://imgur.com/JKtCPnV
Fiversons No Spin Zone
October 23, 2014 at 2:49 pm
http://www.cnn.com/2014/10/22/us/unc-report-academic-fraud/index.html
Not looking good for the Carolina basketball program… The NCAA could vacate some wins/championships if they really wanted too… Don’t think they will…
Sir Squatch
October 23, 2014 at 2:49 pm
But is that Red Panda wild, or tame?
Sir Squatch
October 23, 2014 at 2:50 pm
Fiversons No Spin Zone They should look further into Duke as well, can’t imagine they aren’t doing things 100x worse.
Sir Squatch
October 23, 2014 at 2:50 pm
romoGOTTAgo Calling you Choy is low.
Dongtavious Steelwang
October 23, 2014 at 2:50 pm
“Do you even lift your own body weight, bro?”
Bill_In_FL
October 23, 2014 at 2:51 pm
LOL,
When I was a Midshipman in 1972 we went on a summer training cruise to Northern Europe. First stop – London. After my first night out on the town observing British women I commented that I now understood why British men roamed the seas. Man, if you like horse faced women, England is your country.
penguinfarmer
October 23, 2014 at 2:51 pm
In all the years working at the zoo, I had never seen one actually awake. They all ded.
BeasterSundays
October 23, 2014 at 2:52 pm
romoGOTTAgo Cloister called you Choy?
Dongtavious Steelwang
October 23, 2014 at 2:52 pm
Bill_In_FL Except Lucy Pinder and Keeley Hazell
penguinfarmer
October 23, 2014 at 2:52 pm
romoGOTTAgo Just remind call cloister RCU.
HailBandG
October 23, 2014 at 2:53 pm
I would jizz early inside Liz Hurley
Matt Mosley 4.0
October 23, 2014 at 2:53 pm
Just remember I still have this to cry into
splooz
October 23, 2014 at 2:53 pm
I wouldn’t even make it inside.
Dongtavious Steelwang
October 23, 2014 at 2:53 pm
HailBandG Kate Beckinsale as well, she can get it
JosephR2225
October 23, 2014 at 2:53 pm
http://itsalwayssunny.wikia.com/wiki/Mac: No, you’re the looks, I’m the brains, and Charlie is the wildcard.
Dongtavious Steelwang
October 23, 2014 at 2:53 pm
Matt Mosley *Not a Caricature”
splooz
October 23, 2014 at 2:54 pm
It doubles as wonderful zombie apocalypse toilet paper.
Sir Squatch
October 23, 2014 at 2:54 pm
I spent some RR time in Ireland and Scotland. Haven’t spent a ton of time in England but there were plenty of lookers in Ireland.
Matt Mosley 4.0
October 23, 2014 at 2:54 pm
splooz what zombie would get near me with this on
Biased Optimism
October 23, 2014 at 2:55 pm
or women
Fiversons No Spin Zone
October 23, 2014 at 2:57 pm
@ Squatch
What is your basis for saying Duke has done the same thing Carolina has? Are you being serious or just hating on Duke?
Sir Squatch
October 23, 2014 at 2:58 pm
romoGOTTAgo Yes
JosephR2225
October 23, 2014 at 2:58 pm
I just assume they all do it. It’s like steroids in pro sports. There is nobody I could learn is on steroids and it would shock me.
penguinfarmer
October 23, 2014 at 2:59 pm
Short stint in Central Park Zoo, and in Turtleback Zoo in NJ.
Sir Squatch
October 23, 2014 at 2:59 pm
penguinfarmer Sad thing is we were at the National Zoo a couple months ago and they were changing the Red Panda exhibit, but heard later that it had died.
BeasterSundays
October 23, 2014 at 2:59 pm
Sir Squatch romoGOTTAgo Duke has had it’s share of cheating scandals.
Fiversons No Spin Zone
October 23, 2014 at 2:59 pm
When?
BeasterSundays
October 23, 2014 at 2:59 pm
Fiversons No Spin Zone 2007
penguinfarmer
October 23, 2014 at 2:59 pm
Sir Squatch Bummer. I was just being facetious. Those fuckers sleep more than housecats.
Fiversons No Spin Zone
October 23, 2014 at 3:00 pm
It’s the level at which they do… Duke is on the low end of the spectrum…
Sir Squatch
October 23, 2014 at 3:00 pm
penguinfarmer Just reminded me of that.
Fiversons No Spin Zone
October 23, 2014 at 3:00 pm
What was the scandal?
BeasterSundays
October 23, 2014 at 3:00 pm
Fiversons No Spin Zone http://www.nbcnews.com/id/18426047/ns/us_news-education/t/duke-punishes-students-cheating-scandal/#.VEkX9Eu5ZlI
Biased Optimism
October 23, 2014 at 3:00 pm
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/wires/reuters/article-2804542/North-Korea-bar-foreign-tourists-Ebola-concerns-tour-operators.html
Disposable HeRowe
October 23, 2014 at 3:00 pm
Avengers Age of Ultron trailer is tight!
Sir Squatch
October 23, 2014 at 3:01 pm
Disposable HeRowe Everybody dies.
Sir Squatch
October 23, 2014 at 3:01 pm
Disposable HeRowe Including Carl
Fiversons No Spin Zone
October 23, 2014 at 3:01 pm
This was the students, not the athletic department or school…
cwbinsd
October 23, 2014 at 3:02 pm
Disposable HeRowe STFU mytee
Fiversons No Spin Zone
October 23, 2014 at 3:02 pm
I win the argument…
Duke >>>> Everybody else
cwbinsd
October 23, 2014 at 3:03 pm
Biased Optimism we should really send all Ebola victims there
Sir Squatch
October 23, 2014 at 3:03 pm
Fiversons No Spin Zone At cheating? True.
JosephR2225
October 23, 2014 at 3:03 pm
Except Mercer.
cwbinsd
October 23, 2014 at 3:03 pm
Matt Mosley They should have made one with the punter on it
Biased Optimism
October 23, 2014 at 3:04 pm
http://i.imgur.com/IU9mTrT.png
BeasterSundays
October 23, 2014 at 3:04 pm
Fiversons No Spin Zone I never said it was athletic. It was a cheating scandal at Duke. Does it make it better that it wasn’t athletes who cheated?
cwbinsd
October 23, 2014 at 3:04 pm
Sir Squatch so Florida St. leads in domestic violence, rape and autographs?
Fiversons No Spin Zone
October 23, 2014 at 3:05 pm
Fluke victory at best…
Dongtavious Steelwang
October 23, 2014 at 3:05 pm
Fiversons No Spin Zone
Sir Squatch
October 23, 2014 at 3:05 pm
I would be shocked if Alabama didn’t lead in either domestic violence or rape
Sir Squatch
October 23, 2014 at 3:06 pm
Dongtavious Steelwang That person took their life in their hands with that wild Red Panda.
penguinfarmer
October 23, 2014 at 3:06 pm
Dongtavious Steelwang The entrance of choy.
mytee316
October 23, 2014 at 3:07 pm
https://twitter.com/Avengers https://twitter.com/Avengers/status/525093777916973056https://twitter.com/Avengers/status/525093777916973056
Here it is! Watch the https://twitter.com/hashtag/Avengers?src=hash: https://twitter.com/hashtag/AgeofUltron?src=hash Teaser Trailer right NOW: http://t.co/E7ktLrEAKg
Disposable HeRowe
October 23, 2014 at 3:07 pm
mytee316 Imma watch it again!
Matt Mosley 4.0
October 23, 2014 at 3:07 pm
mytee316 gay
cloisterwater
October 23, 2014 at 3:08 pm
spam
Dongtavious Steelwang
October 23, 2014 at 3:08 pm
mytee316 Suit up, tizzle.
http://imgur.com/JKtCPnV
Biased Optimism
October 23, 2014 at 3:08 pm
http://i.imgur.com/JfGV0R3.gif
Biased Optimism
October 23, 2014 at 3:09 pm
this has nothing to do with red pandas..
mytee316
October 23, 2014 at 3:10 pm
Disposable HeRowe mytee316 my bad, was it posted already?
Disposable HeRowe
October 23, 2014 at 3:11 pm
No I just mentioned it 5 mins ago…
mytee316
October 23, 2014 at 3:12 pm
Dongtavious Steelwang mytee316 hulk buster
Disposable HeRowe
October 23, 2014 at 3:12 pm
SO he is like those Russian dolls… but more bad assness..
mytee316
October 23, 2014 at 3:13 pm
Adam Schefter
1 min ·
Should be pointed out in relation to Roger Goodell being compelled to testify, he will not be alone. Others who will testify include Ray Rice, NFLPA attorney Heather McPhee, Ravens president Dick Cass, Ravens GM Ozzie Newsome, and NFL execs Jeff Pash and Adolpho Birch. Janay Palmer also could potentially testify, as could the NFL’s head of security Jeff Miller.
Dongtavious Steelwang
October 23, 2014 at 3:13 pm
mytee316 Dongtavious Steelwang Extremis or the mind control suit?
mytee316
October 23, 2014 at 3:13 pm
Disposable HeRowe suit within a suit within a suit
Disposable HeRowe
October 23, 2014 at 3:14 pm
I can’t wait to see CA3 where IM and CA go at it.
Sir Squatch
October 23, 2014 at 3:14 pm
mytee316 If they don’t all die I’m going to be pissed.
Dongtavious Steelwang
October 23, 2014 at 3:15 pm
Mettenberger gets the nod on the Titans. Does he do well?
Lupo
October 23, 2014 at 3:15 pm
probably not
splooz
October 23, 2014 at 3:16 pm
Just keeping Kirk Cousins seat warm.
*bows head*
splooz
October 23, 2014 at 3:16 pm
Youuuu are not alone, Eyeeeee am hereeee with youuuu!
mytee316
October 23, 2014 at 3:19 pm
Disposable HeRowe CA3 will be the beginning of Marvel’s Civil War storyline that will spill over from Age of Ultron and into Avengers 3. Iron Man will be in CA3.
22SnakePlissken5150
October 23, 2014 at 3:19 pm
mytee316 gHeY
Sir Squatch
October 23, 2014 at 3:19 pm
mytee316 Did they announce which characters the Suicide Squad movie was going to have?
splooz
October 23, 2014 at 3:20 pm
She can choose to testify but I don’t believe she can be compelled.
Sir Squatch
October 23, 2014 at 3:20 pm
mytee316 that makes no sense from a comic standpoint
cwbinsd
October 23, 2014 at 3:20 pm
romoGOTTAgo He appealed his ban
cwbinsd
October 23, 2014 at 3:21 pm
Dongtavious Steelwang Compared to who?
Sir Squatch
October 23, 2014 at 3:21 pm
cwbinsd Bortles
splooz
October 23, 2014 at 3:21 pm
Tracy Porter practiced yesterday?!?!? It’s a Christmakkuh miracle!
Sir Squatch
October 23, 2014 at 3:21 pm
*breaks leg*
Biased Optimism
October 23, 2014 at 3:21 pm
mostly actors from glee
splooz
October 23, 2014 at 3:22 pm
He filed a legal grievance against the NFL and the Ravens (I believe) for the ban and a second one for terminating his contract.
splooz
October 23, 2014 at 3:22 pm
He has very strong bones!
mytee316
October 23, 2014 at 3:22 pm
Sir Squatch mytee316 Yes, can’t find it at the moment. But David Ayers (Fury, Training Day) will be directing it
Calling it the dirty dozen of super hero films
Dongtavious Steelwang
October 23, 2014 at 3:22 pm
splooz Vinny confirmed
splooz
October 23, 2014 at 3:23 pm
Anything that takes EJ Biggers off the field is most certainly not good for the Skins opponent.
mytee316
October 23, 2014 at 3:23 pm
splooz As long as Biggers isn’t playing inside, I’ll call it a win.
cwbinsd
October 23, 2014 at 3:23 pm
Sir Squatch Bortles has done some good things, but has the rookie turnover thing going for him, I would expect the same from Zach
Bill_In_FL
October 23, 2014 at 3:24 pm
Dongtavious Steelwang Fiversons No Spin Zone
Colt on his first play from scrimmage?
splooz
October 23, 2014 at 3:24 pm
Biggers is our 5th, and worst, CB. Maybe the worst in the 35 years I’ve been watching the Skins. Even baby splooz seen better
cwbinsd
October 23, 2014 at 3:24 pm
splooz ok
Bill_In_FL
October 23, 2014 at 3:25 pm
https://twitter.com/HelmanDC
https://twitter.com/HelmanDC/status/525305914694180864
https://twitter.com/search?q=place%3Adce44ec49eb788f5
Jason Hatcher on the other side of the WAS-DAL rivalry: “I’ll tell you what, they hate Dallas more more than Dallas hates us.”
22SnakePlissken5150
October 23, 2014 at 3:25 pm
That avengers stuff would be a lot cooler to me if War Machine participated, not to mention if dickhead Stark made Cap and those 2 non super powered people their own power armor.
Dongtavious Steelwang
October 23, 2014 at 3:25 pm
splooz Baby splooz likes this and drinks a fif next to his babushka
cwbinsd
October 23, 2014 at 3:25 pm
splooz Well if you been a skins fans for 35 yrs you have seen your share of shitty players
splooz
October 23, 2014 at 3:25 pm
Then fills that diaper up with that gerber shiza
Sir Squatch
October 23, 2014 at 3:25 pm
Yeah but that’s the entire point.
22SnakePlissken5150
October 23, 2014 at 3:26 pm
Bill_In_FL Of Course. Every sled dog hates the lead dog, Hatcher should read up on his Jack London novels.
cwbinsd
October 23, 2014 at 3:26 pm
Bill_In_FL jealousy is a bitch
Dongtavious Steelwang
October 23, 2014 at 3:26 pm
22SnakePlissken5150 War Machine is in it, not sure if he suits up though.
Sir Squatch
October 23, 2014 at 3:27 pm
That’s how the comic is, but it’s all a pretty brutal comic. I’d be surprised if they stick too close to that.
22SnakePlissken5150
October 23, 2014 at 3:27 pm
Dongtavious Steelwang 22SnakePlissken5150 it just seems goofy that gods and hulks and super power armor wearing dudes and genetic super soldiers are on more or less equal terms with a ninja chick and a guy who is good with a bow.
Bill_In_FL
October 23, 2014 at 3:28 pm
He’s really right. I don’t hate Washington like I did in the 70’s/80’s, in fact, I don’t hate them at all anymore. They aren’t the ‘main rival’ for me anymore.
splooz
October 23, 2014 at 3:28 pm
It’s a comic book.
Sir Squatch
October 23, 2014 at 3:28 pm
22SnakePlissken5150 That’s how comics are man.
splooz
October 23, 2014 at 3:28 pm
We don’t care. We still hate Dallas the most and always will.
Dongtavious Steelwang
October 23, 2014 at 3:28 pm
Sir Squatch 22SnakePlissken5150 Yeah I mean Thor could probably kill them all instantly (except for Hulk) if he really wanted to.
Bill_In_FL
October 23, 2014 at 3:28 pm
22SnakePlissken5150 Dongtavious Steelwang
But, it’s a really neat bow
22SnakePlissken5150
October 23, 2014 at 3:28 pm
Sir Squatch 22SnakePlissken5150 that’s why I’m apparently one of the few people who is not a fan of these marvel movies.
Dongtavious Steelwang
October 23, 2014 at 3:29 pm
22SnakePlissken5150 Sir Squatch *comics
I mean, by that extension you’d have to have problems with a superpowered universe, because that in of itself is unrealistic.
splooz
October 23, 2014 at 3:29 pm
Cause you can make the leaps in logic required to believe that there’s a hulk, a god of thunder, and a man in a super suit that can beat up anything else in the universe but not that there are 2 people that sometimes help?
That just goes too far?
Sir Squatch
October 23, 2014 at 3:29 pm
If they truely wanted to do them right, pretty much every character would have died, come back, gone to an ALT reality, come back, been closed, been invaded by another reality earth, died and come back again by this point. But that wouldn’t be appealing to non-comic people.
mytee316
October 23, 2014 at 3:30 pm
romoGOTTAgo He’ll certainly be fucking Leary and Romo and Murray Monday night.
cwbinsd
October 23, 2014 at 3:30 pm
Justin’s Bucket List
Dongtavious Steelwang
October 23, 2014 at 3:30 pm
Bill_In_FL 22SnakePlissken5150 Dongtavious Steelwang
mytee316
October 23, 2014 at 3:30 pm
22SnakePlissken5150 I heard War Machine will be in Avengers 2.
Dongtavious Steelwang
October 23, 2014 at 3:30 pm
Sir Squatch “grounded realistic fantasy”
22SnakePlissken5150
October 23, 2014 at 3:30 pm
Dongtavious Steelwang 22SnakePlissken5150 Sir Squatch I am also dreading the Batman-Superman movie. That’s even worse, partners (and sometimes enemies), one could throw the fucking planet into the sun if he wanted and the other is just a guy….a bad ass guy.
Dongtavious Steelwang
October 23, 2014 at 3:31 pm
mytee316 22SnakePlissken5150 He’s there in the scene where busted-ass ratchet Ultron shows up.
Sir Squatch
October 23, 2014 at 3:31 pm
I hope they keep making them to the point where they get to the Seige storyline. Or House of M/Decimation. Really fuck with peoples heads.
Biased Optimism
October 23, 2014 at 3:31 pm
isnt civil war next?
Bill_In_FL
October 23, 2014 at 3:31 pm
Dongtavious Steelwang Sir Squatch
If you had to have ‘superheros’ and Gods that were grounded in reality, then they wouldn’t be superheros or Gods.
Dongtavious Steelwang
October 23, 2014 at 3:32 pm
They can’t do house of M though. Won’t be allowed to use the mutant stuff since it’s owned by Fox.
Sir Squatch
October 23, 2014 at 3:32 pm
That’s what Mytee says Captain America 3 will introduce.
Sir Squatch
October 23, 2014 at 3:32 pm
Dongtavious Steelwang Scarlett Witch is in Avengers 2.
Dongtavious Steelwang
October 23, 2014 at 3:32 pm
Sir Squatch It’s Civil War, not House of M
splooz
October 23, 2014 at 3:32 pm
They are cause they’re fazing out the current crop of stars since they are getting older, cost a shit ton, and want to make other movies.
Dongtavious Steelwang
October 23, 2014 at 3:32 pm
Sir Squatch Dongtavious Steelwang I know but I think they’re tweaking her and Quicksilver’s origins.
22SnakePlissken5150
October 23, 2014 at 3:32 pm
splooz Super powered universes should have the super powered characters, non-supers should be in their own universe. I think better movies could be done that way.
Sir Squatch
October 23, 2014 at 3:33 pm
Dongtavious Steelwang Fuh.
Biased Optimism
October 23, 2014 at 3:34 pm
reed is to busy ignoring his wife
Sir Squatch
October 23, 2014 at 3:34 pm
In the comics they do. They haven’t rebooted them into the current movie universe though
Sir Squatch
October 23, 2014 at 3:34 pm
romoGOTTAgo Yes
mytee316
October 23, 2014 at 3:34 pm
romoGOTTAgo it very easily can.
Dongtavious Steelwang
October 23, 2014 at 3:35 pm
Throwback Thursday http://imgur.com/3E1kxOw
22SnakePlissken5150
October 23, 2014 at 3:35 pm
Bill_In_FL Dongtavious Steelwang Sir Squatch not only that but every time it struck something there would be a thermonuclear explosion.
Biased Optimism
October 23, 2014 at 3:35 pm
my boss went to the cardinals world series in the 60s for 8 bucks after school.
mytee316
October 23, 2014 at 3:36 pm
Fantastic Four’s reboot is coming out next year. However… Marvel sold the movie rights to Fox to make and distribute so Fantastic Four, like the X-men, can’t be in the Marvel Cinematic Universe.
Sony is working it out with Marvel to allow Spider-man to be used in Avengers 3.
Avengers 3 is rumored to have only Iron Man from the current group of Avengers.
DallasCowboysSux
October 23, 2014 at 3:37 pm
Dallas Sucks! Go Redskins!
22SnakePlissken5150
October 23, 2014 at 3:37 pm
romoGOTTAgo just have the fire dude wear glasses (shades in this case), comics rules, nobody will notice how similar they look.
Bill_In_FL
October 23, 2014 at 3:37 pm
Dongtavious Steelwang
Different world back then. What do you think the reaction would be now to a program that featured animal mutilation?
splooz
October 23, 2014 at 3:37 pm
Vick wouldn’t be able to hide his boner.
splooz
October 23, 2014 at 3:37 pm
Plenty more room on the wagon bitches
Matt Mosley 4.0
October 23, 2014 at 3:38 pm
DAWG
mytee316
October 23, 2014 at 3:38 pm
Wise beyond your years!
DallasCowboysSux
October 23, 2014 at 3:38 pm
DUDE!
Bill_In_FL
October 23, 2014 at 3:38 pm
romoGOTTAgo
I think I’d rather see Sue Richards and Wonder woman together
22SnakePlissken5150
October 23, 2014 at 3:38 pm
mytee316 I think it’s funny that Sony keeps making Spider man movies for the sole purpose of keeping the rights, and they have to make a new movie every 2 or 3 years or the rights go back to marvel.
22SnakePlissken5150
October 23, 2014 at 3:39 pm
DallasCowboysSux fuck you asshole, you were supposed to be one of the cool ones.
Sir Squatch
October 23, 2014 at 3:39 pm
Going to be annoying to have a Civil War timeline without the F4
mytee316
October 23, 2014 at 3:39 pm
22SnakePlissken5150 mytee316 Amazing Spiderman 3 is scheduled for 2017 right now. Plus they are spinning off Sinister 6 for release next eyar.
splooz
October 23, 2014 at 3:40 pm
Truths from a one eyed fatman
http://www.csnwashington.com/redskinsblog/gruden-avoiding-mistakes-2013-handling-griffin-rehab
Sir Squatch
October 23, 2014 at 3:40 pm
mytee316 Are they really?
DallasCowboysSux
October 23, 2014 at 3:40 pm
22SnakePlissken5150 I am what I eat. So fuck you dickhead.
DallasCowboysSux
October 23, 2014 at 3:41 pm
http://i.imgur.com/OgtfVSe.jpg
22SnakePlissken5150
October 23, 2014 at 3:41 pm
romoGOTTAgo Fuck I still want the hours of my life back from watching the other ones. Tobey McGuire sucks scrotum.
splooz
October 23, 2014 at 3:41 pm
I respect that you admit to eating the booty. Good on you DCS. Never be scurred to lick the brownstar if that’s what she likes. Just make sure you keep baby wipes in the house
cloisterwater
October 23, 2014 at 3:42 pm
The fact that the Eagles are 0-2 at University of Phoenix stadium makes me a little nervous considering they have to play there 2-3 times this season.
Bill_In_FL
October 23, 2014 at 3:42 pm
splooz
yep, he’s making entirely new ones.
splooz
October 23, 2014 at 3:42 pm
Which ones?
Sir Squatch
October 23, 2014 at 3:42 pm
You think Chip is going to be allowed to bring the entire team him back to college ball?
cwbinsd
October 23, 2014 at 3:42 pm
splooz ALL IN FOR 2015
22SnakePlissken5150
October 23, 2014 at 3:42 pm
DallasCowboysSux you is scurred.
cwbinsd
October 23, 2014 at 3:43 pm
Sir Squatch Didn’t he LOSE the National Championship game in that Stadium?
22SnakePlissken5150
October 23, 2014 at 3:43 pm
cloisterwater I’d be concerned because their defense is really good and Foles has been turning the ball over in Cousins-like quantities.
cloisterwater
October 23, 2014 at 3:43 pm
What did I tell you yesterday about making sense?
cwbinsd
October 23, 2014 at 3:43 pm
DallasCowboysSux you eat dickheads?
cloisterwater
October 23, 2014 at 3:44 pm
I don’t
22SnakePlissken5150
October 23, 2014 at 3:44 pm
splooz fill your hands you son of a bitch!
Bill_In_FL
October 23, 2014 at 3:44 pm
22SnakePlissken5150 cloisterwater
Not that much
cloisterwater
October 23, 2014 at 3:44 pm
*run defense
Sir Squatch
October 23, 2014 at 3:45 pm
cloisterwater That I don’t need to do it here.
Bill_In_FL
October 23, 2014 at 3:47 pm
cloisterwater
No need. Independent events.
cloisterwater
October 23, 2014 at 3:48 pm
You don’t want to lose your reputation as the only reasonable Redskins fan do you?
mytee316
October 23, 2014 at 3:49 pm
Here’s a link to all the comic book movies coming out over the next 6+ years.
http://www.slashfilm.com/superhero-movie-release-dates/
Read this while I write up today’s Brunch links.
Sir Squatch
October 23, 2014 at 3:51 pm
They will never do Deadshot justice in the Suicide Squad movie, guarantee it.
Biased Optimism
October 23, 2014 at 3:51 pm
http://i.imgur.com/Ik6wjKr.jpg
Lupo
October 23, 2014 at 3:52 pm
3 more spiderman movies? eef
HailBandG
October 23, 2014 at 3:52 pm
not seeing Beetle Bailey anywhere here
JosephR2225
October 23, 2014 at 3:53 pm
I hope Affleck is in all of them.
splooz
October 23, 2014 at 3:53 pm
I can’t wait for X-Men, Anal Fissure to come out.
Sir Squatch
October 23, 2014 at 3:55 pm
Yeah the only movies of those I want to see are Suicide Squad and Deadpool (if it goes like the test footage).
Lupo
October 23, 2014 at 3:55 pm
it comes out in 2021.. same year as Hagar the Horrible & Ziggy
22SnakePlissken5150
October 23, 2014 at 3:55 pm
Sir Squatch Deadpool
Lupo
October 23, 2014 at 3:56 pm
as long as Ryan Reynolds is back as Green Lantern in 2020 i’ll be happy
splooz
October 23, 2014 at 3:57 pm
I want to see them all…on my tv…for free.
HailBandG
October 23, 2014 at 3:57 pm
you’re joking, but I have no idea how they are going to reconcile Marmaduke and Odie into the Marvel universe
Sir Squatch
October 23, 2014 at 3:57 pm
splooz I’m sure you’re super excited that the second Hunger Games is on Netflix.
22SnakePlissken5150
October 23, 2014 at 3:58 pm
Fucking LEGO Batman movie….
Sir Squatch
October 23, 2014 at 3:58 pm
Look up “A.R.M.O.R marvel”
cloisterwater
October 23, 2014 at 3:59 pm
did you buy it dinner first?
Sir Squatch
October 23, 2014 at 3:59 pm
cloisterwater Cheap date, just a hotdog on the street.
Lupo
October 23, 2014 at 3:59 pm
Brecken Myer already solved that riddle
splooz
October 23, 2014 at 3:59 pm
I was super pissed to see they took Into the Wild off when I checked last night wanting to watch it with this chicken who was over.
Sir Squatch
October 23, 2014 at 4:02 pm
The real question is, why the fuck isn’t the Marvel Zombie storyline up for a movie franchise?
Disposable HeRowe
October 23, 2014 at 4:05 pm
Zombie’s had their time in the sun. Moving on to the Rapture now.
22SnakePlissken5150
October 23, 2014 at 4:06 pm
Disposable HeRowe Haven’t those Kirk Cameron peddled fundie Christian asshole books and movies sucked the life out of that yet?
Sir Squatch
October 23, 2014 at 4:06 pm
Well…with an X-Men Apocalypse and Ultron movie coming, you’re right.
Dongtavious Steelwang
October 23, 2014 at 4:06 pm
Sir Squatch I’m waiting for the Left Behind Christian Adaptation of the Zombie Apocalypse starring Nic Cage as Patent Zero Dark Jesus
Sir Squatch
October 23, 2014 at 4:07 pm
Dongtavious Steelwang LOL, I saw the trailer for that. WTF are they thinking?
Dongtavious Steelwang
October 23, 2014 at 4:08 pm
I think the mistake was assuming there was any thinking going on whatsoever.
mytee316
October 23, 2014 at 4:10 pm
https://spikedkoolaid.com/2014/10/brunch-links-behind-enemy-lines/
HailBandG
October 23, 2014 at 4:13 pm
Zombies got “left behind”

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NFC East Stats and Rankings – Week 7

Spiked Kool Aid Power Rankings:

1. Dallas Cowboys – First real test of the season. Let’s see if this team is for real.

2. Philadelphia Eagles – Can they continue Andy Reid’s post bye magic?

3. New York Giants – Finish their 3 game road division gauntlet at 1-2.

4. Washington Redskins – With Colt McCoy returning home, win #3 is looking like a sure thing.

Sagarin Rankings

5. Philadelphia Eagles – 25.03

13. Dallas Cowboys – 22.90

21. New York Giants – 17.90

26. Washington Redskins – 15.07

Offensive Rankings by Yards per Game

Total Offense

Passing Yards

Rushing Yards

Points Scored

(3) Dallas

(4) Washington

(1) Dallas

(3) Philadelphia

(5) Washington

(7) Philadelphia

(14) Philadelphia

(5) Dallas

(9) Philadelphia

(14) Dallas

(15) New York

(21) New York

(23) New York

(23) New York

(21) Washington

(23) Washington

–

Defensive Rankings by Yards per Game

Total Defense

Passing Yards

Rushing Yards

Points Allowed

(7) Washington

(8) Washington

(12) Washington

(9) Dallas

(14) Dallas

(12) Dallas

(16) Dallas

(12) Philadelphia

(24) Philadelphia

(23) Philadelphia

(21) New York

(21) New York

(25) New York

(25) New York

(23) Philadelphia

(24) Washington

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Football Outsiders DVOA

Team Efficiency

Offensive Efficiency

Defensive Efficiency

ST Efficiency

(6) Philadelphia

(3) Dallas

(8) Philadelphia

(1) Philadelphia

(7) Dallas

(18) Philadelphia

(17) Washington

(22) Dallas

(22) New York

(19) New York

(18) New York

(23) New York

(24) Washington

(20) Washington

(19) Dallas

(29) Washington

Quarterback Rankings by Rating

Player

Passing Yards

Touchdowns