THE REAL BKOB REPORT: WEEK 6

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    Good morning SKA users. It’s Tuesday and that means it’s time to Arm Yourselves… WITH KNOWLEDGE!!!

    We’re getting into the real Meat-and-Potatoes portion of this 2015 NFL Season, Knowledge Seekers – And for me, every Tuesday is starting to feel like Christmas Morning. Santa Claus has left a nice big lump of Knowledge in my stocking, and I just can’t wait to share it with all of my friends! So let’s do this!!

    Of course the Season is far from over. Especially with a wave of division games forthcoming, including a big one this Thursday. It doesn’t seem that long ago that the Seattle Seahawks marched into Levi’s Stadium on a Thursday Night and kick started an epic Win Streak that carried them all the way to the Superbowl.

    Somehow, these Seahawks are STILL fielding a Top 5 Defense and a Top 5 Run Game – much like the past few seasons. It feels like it’s only a matter of time before the wins start to follow. I’d be willing to bet my Golden Boner on it!

    But enough about me and all my fancy Awards and Medals. Let’s get to the STATS!!!!!!!!!

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    Passers (Ranked by Passer Rating)
    C Palmer     125/193 (64.8%) 1,737yds 9.00ypa 14td 5int 106.9prtg
    R Wilson     124/180 (68.9%) 1,433yds 7.96ypa 7td 3int 98.7prtg
    C Kaepernick 111/178 (62.4%) 1,329yds 7.47ypa 6td 5int 84.7prtg
    N Foles    81/141 (57.4%) 956yds 6.78ypa 6td 5int 77.6prtg

    Rushers (Ranked by Yards)
    C Johnson    93att 445yds 4.8ypa 2td 0fum
    C Hyde    104att 430yds 4.1ypa 3td 0fum
    T Rawls    59att 334yds 5.7ypa 1td 0fum
    T Gurley    55att 314yds 5.7ypa 0td 1fum
    M Lynch    55att 182yds 3.3ypa 1td 0fum
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    R Wilson    45att 251yds 5.6ypa 0td 1fum
    C Kaepernick39att 228yds 5.8ypa 1td 4fum

    What’s changed?
    My, my, those are some fine looking stats.

    There’s a lot more Red Highlighting on the Stat Chart this week, and basically ALL of it belongs to the 49ers and the Rams. Both teams are truly an embarrassment to this division. The fact that they have won any games at all is an insult to Knowledge, itself. But the writing is on the wall, as these once proud franchises appear to be WORSE than their records would indicate. It feels like they are due for a pair of long, painful losing streaks.

    My Analysis:
    The Fraudulent Arizona Cardinals have cemented their status as Paper Tigers, after losing to a 3rd String QB. Ironic, since it is Bruce Arians who is known for winning games with a 3rd String QB – Even though Ryan Lindley has lost every game he’s ever started for Arians. Since Mike Tomlin was ACTUALLY able to get the job done, I can only assume that he is automatically the Coach of the Year. That’s how these things work, right?

    The fact that the Redbirds are refusing to run away with this division is proof that they are not ready for the Big Time, and I expect them to have their usual late-season collapse. They lack the intestinal fortitude that it will take to win the NFC West, and it feels like just a matter of time before the losses start to follow.

    And now, how about your feedback? As always, please keep your comments relevant to the article, and try to avoid any dirty language. (Dirty languages include Vietnamese, Arabic and Mexican.)

    Thank you, and always remember: Kill… Danny… O’neil………..

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