Username | Prediction |
lddsfuws | Dallas wins 13-10. Take over second place. |
Fiversons | Whatever Choy predicts, will be wrong… Again… |
cloisterwerder | Fuck you Josh Huff |
Frenchie | Saints 34, Giants 6 (cuz Giants SUX) Seahawks 20, Cowboys 17 (Dez will drop it, then complain about his sore foot) Skins 8, Bye Week 8 Eagles WRs learn the value of Stickum |
Partially.Matt.Mosley | I steal the hot sauce bottles from Chipotle. |
Lupo | Dallas loses to Seattle by double digits…. NFC East winner goes 9-7 |
Teidden | JPP will have the most sacks in the NFC East |
Fiversons | BNA and Cowboys lose… |
Kellys_Chipadelphia | Cary Williams picks off Matt Cassel |
splooz | ShitRant will draw yaoi about Jerry and Hardy |
justin | beaster is going to show up and start trolling me about not picking New England |
Weechstradamus | Eagles lose the bye I hate Zach |
lddsfuws | Dez gets 6 catches 50 yards Td |
Cunty | Your mothers will continue to be the whores that they’ve always been. |
NFC East Prediction Results – Week 8
Sir Squatch
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Dr Rypper MD
He and Hardy would be charged with conduct unbecoming an officer if they were military
Dr Rypper MD
Can we say Garrett has lost control of the locker room and is now a hand puppet for jerrah and his son to insert hands in anus and manipulate to their every whim?
Fiversons No Spin Zone
@ MM
Drew Bree’s tied an NFL record yesterday… He is really good…HailBandG
yeah, he’s healthy again. it would have been nice to play them when he had the girlie arm.
Wentzadelphia
FIves I found a few avatars you can give choy this week. This is one. [img]http://i.imgur.com/lsLlSmz.jpg[/img]
Wentzadelphia
Fiversons No Spin Zone This one was funny as well. [img]http://i.imgur.com/K6ZxK5T.jpg[/img]
HailBandG
I really thought Matt Cassel was going to get to 100 passing yards yesterday. During those last few drives, I really thought he was going to complete a pass to someone, anyone, even if it was just a dump off for a few yards on one of the 3rd and longs. Just didn’t happen.
splooz
As a member of the mathematics organization of NAMBLA, weech confirms.
splooz
If last night wasn’t bad enough for the Mettys…Murphy is a FA? Sad days Amazins.
H20
Fuck you guys, I put a lot of work into that. I’m under-appreciated here. Thanks to fives, that means a lot.
splooz
Felt pretty bad for him when he blew it in game 4. Can’t be mad at the guy though…his bat carried them there,
Lupo
he did…already talk of trading Harvey and not re-signing Murphy… are the Mets still cash strapped?
splooz
Yes. They’re reportedly going to give him a qualifying offer of 1 year $15m but he’s reportedly going to reject that and seek a multiyear elsewhere.
Sir Squatch
Lupo So you’re saying the BeenThere wasn’t wrong, he just had the wrong game?!?!
gatrbuc 17
Good Morning Easties. Since we play the East for the next three games I figure I should re-acquaint myself here for a few weeks.
splooz
Obviously they played the most games but this is still an amazing fucking stathttps://twitter.com/BNightengale
The https://twitter.com/hashtag/Royals?src=hash scored 40 runs in 8th IP or later in playoffs. No one else had more than 5gatrbuc 17
cloisterwater Lol it is my ONLY loss on my Pick em. I wish I were more of a homer
Sir Squatch
gatrbuc 17 Hell of a game against us, glad we won. Go kill the rest of the division.
gatrbuc 17
Sir Squatch gatrbuc 17 We folded like a paper bag on that one. Hard loss
Teidden
So Choyboy states the cowboys are going 5-1 with romo out. Discuss:
gatrbuc 17
Teidden That is what they did to us a week ago in the second half.
Sir Squatch
Teidden They suck so bad that they can’t get more than half a game away from the Redskins
Wentzadelphia
cloisterwater For the same reason a non mets fan would be mad at Daniel Murphy. No reason.
Teidden
So after this week the next lost for the cowboys will be:
Teidden
Sir Squatch Teidden they beat the redskins score board say other wise
Fiversons No Spin Zone
I said double digits, I thought -14 would be the high end.. I said -11…
splooz
BR has it at -15 too. Unlike Dallas fans against NE…I have no hope that we cover.
Wentzadelphia
Fiversons No Spin Zone It opened at 13 and has moved a full point to 14 on most sites overnight.
Sir Squatch
https://twitter.com/Rand_Getlinhttps://twitter.com/Rand_Getlin
I’m told Tony Romo won’t practice this week. He feels good and is excited about coming back, but likely needs “the full eight weeks”.splooz
I’m really enjoying the Choy assumption that Romo is going to come back and win 7 straight games with a team that has lost 5 straight and counting.
Wentzadelphia
https://twitter.com/SPORTalkEagles https://twitter.com/SPORTalkEagles/status/661061683884879872
It’s offically https://twitter.com/hashtag/CowboysWeek?src=hash. Time to get back to work, and take down Dallas! https://twitter.com/hashtag/FlyEaglesFly?src=hash 10:06 PM – 1 Nov 2015 · https://twitter.com/SPORTalkEagles/status/661061683884879872Reply Retweet Favorite MoreJosephR2225
When Rodgers got hurt in 2013 he came back for the regular season finale and playoffs week 1, and they were two of his worst games of the year. I’m not sure it’s so easy to hit the ground running.
Fiversons No Spin Zone
The Pentagon spent 43 million on a gas station is Afghanistan that estimates say could have been built for around 500,000… By are u sure if it’s still in operation…
Lol, they aren’t having a good week…Lupo
benching Rodgers for Palmer worked… but Bell got hurt and may have F’ed my week
JosephR2225
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000597/: I don’t understand, where does all this come from? How do you get funding for something like this?
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0002139/: You don’t actually think they spend $20,000 on a hammer, $30,000 on a toilet seat, do you?JosephR2225
I was close to starting Ben over Eli. Glad I didn’t… but I had Bell AND Forte both get hurt and the guy I was up against had Benjamin freaking Watson, so I’m still behind heading into tonight and I need Greg Olsen to save me.
splooz
They have to divert funds to cover unauthorized operations in enemy territory somehow. I mean how else are we going to keep eyes on Dez?
Lupo
I’m up 14 and he has Hilton tonight… Bell and Foster getting hurt killin me
JosephR2225
My only solace is that I have the top waiver priority, so I’ll be able to get Deangelo Williams.
gatrbuc 17
Aaron Rodgers in the pocket last night.
http://imgur.com/FjBjyDSsplooz
A wrinkle we’ve added in my big money league this year is a budget for waivers that takes precedence over waiver priority. Makes it fun to bid on players and have a shot to get someone from anywhere if you have the budget left.
Lupo
I’ve heard that as well… if you use your finite budget you have to wait for waivers to end on TUES night to add a guy? the way it goes now the shitty teams get first crack and it sucks after Week 3
splooz
Yeah waivers clear sometime butt early on Wed AM. 2 or 3am MST I think.
Sir Squatch
https://twitter.com/SeifertESPN https://twitter.com/SeifertESPN/status/661197228724256768https://twitter.com/SeifertESPN/status/661197228724256768
Even officials aren’t grasping the NFL’s catch definition. More than half of related challenges have been reversed. https://t.co/MoLx9FG9v8splooz
The definition – pass catcher must hold on to the ball for eternity and beyond.
JosephR2225
Except when he only needs to hold onto it for a fraction of a second, like Golden Tate.
Wentzadelphia
https://twitter.com/theScore https://twitter.com/theScore/status/661202692476268544
Marlins agree to 4-year deal with new manager Don Mattingly. https://t.co/RJiVBo83MZ 7:26 AM – 2 Nov 2015 · https://twitter.com/theScore/status/661202692476268544Reply Retweet Favorite Moresplooz
Who is to be commended for breaking up DangerRuss’s happy marriage and allowing him to form the abstinence power marketing couple of the millennium. Even if he can’t QB for shit.
#InJayWeTrust
lddsfuws I’d hope the Cowboys first round pick would be a starter given his competition……
#InJayWeTrust
https://twitter.com/SCzardaRedskins https://twitter.com/SCzardaRedskins/status/661199690105552896https://twitter.com/SCzardaRedskins/status/661199690105552896
.https://twitter.com/PFF writes that Baker is “our top-ranked player at that skill [run D] at his position, above players like Calais Campbell and J.J. Watt.”H20
I have Hilton and Ginn and need 15 points for the win. Pretty interesting.
JosephR2225
Sometimes I think the guys at PFF put out these stupid articles on purpose and just laugh themselves silly watching people respond.
#InJayWeTrust
Cloister, am I here too early following a bye week, or is this an appropriate time?
JosephR2225
Squatch can beat me with a big night from Adam Vinatieri and a bad night from Frank Gore. If Gore doesn’t carry at all, and Vinatieri kicks like 17 field goals, he might win.
H20
You’re rolling in the SKA league, which means that you’ll lose your first playoff game.
#InJayWeTrust
I think Cassel is just decent enough to make the Eagles-Cows game interesting. I’m more excited for that game than the Skins-pats debacle.
JosephR2225
Cassel roasted the Eagles last time he played them, for what that’s worth, which is not much.
#InJayWeTrust
lddsfuws A horrendously shitty game is par for the course for Bradford
Monz Venus
If the Skins are smart, they wont even start Hall, Jackson, or any of the other players coming off of injuries. Let them rest one more week. The Skins are going to get killed either way.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze
I’ll take injay’s word on this, as a dc fan he is well versed in horrendously shitty qb play.
Sir Squatch
Monz Venus If the Skins are smart, they will cut Hall, and play the rest of the players that are ready to play.
H20
Professional players and coaches don’t think like this, and you wouldn’t want them too.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze
http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/nfl/cowboys/2015/11/01/dez-bryant-greg-hardy-matt-cassel-dallas/75018836/
What not to say when you want less media attention.#InJayWeTrust
In hindsight, it might not have been a bad idea for Dallas to trade for IIIsus a few weeks ago
H20
The Eagles would have a winning record right now if the had Kaepernick. Discuss.
#InJayWeTrust
https://twitter.com/lizclarketweet https://twitter.com/lizclarketweet/status/661207919036399620https://twitter.com/lizclarketweet/status/661207919036399620https://twitter.com/search?q=place%3A000b619e3fa2390b
DJackson, R Kerrigan, KLichtensteiger back from Skins bye & stretching with team this morning#InJayWeTrust
https://twitter.com/RapSheet https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/661208333848834048https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/661208333848834048
PETA contacted DeSoto (TX) Animal Control to request investigation into https://twitter.com/hashtag/Cowboys?src=hash WR Dez Bryant’s “possible illegal possession” of a monkeySir Squatch
#InJayWeTrust Sounds like a 2 game suspension is coming his way
H20
I actually believe it, and I’m not generally the type to make these statements.
splooz
Great way to kill 4 minutes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2daFOY9e4QH20
Have you seen the shit show in SF. That’s not too shabby. 4 picks came in one game as well.
#InJayWeTrust
https://twitter.com/RapSheet https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/661209098097025024https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/661209098097025024
PETA’s Brittany Peet: “Monkeys belong in the wild—not (for) football players who acquire exotic animals just to make a splash on Instagram.”Frenchie!
Giants Sux
Cowboys Sux even more
Skins & Eagles WON the Bye Week
Morning Fuckers#InJayWeTrust
When it comes to making sure his ownership of a monkey was legal, Dez really…………….
………….dropped the ball
Wentzadelphia
https://twitter.com/PFTCommenter https://twitter.com/PFTCommenter/status/661209340636868608https://twitter.com/PFTCommenter/status/661209340636868608
PFTCommenter Retweeted Ian Rapoport
Dez didnt make a football move w/ the monkey therefor never possessed it. Should be easy call.
PFTCommenter added,Ian Rapoport @RapSheetPETA contacted DeSoto (TX) Animal Control to request investigation into WR Dez Bryant’s “possible illegal possession” of a monkey7:52 AM – 2 Nov 2015 · https://twitter.com/PFTCommenter/status/661209340636868608Reply Retweet Favorite MoreJosephR2225
Because the breeder wasn’t retarded enough to post its illegal monkey on Instagram?
Wentzadelphia
Jadeveon Clowney missed most of yesterdays game with a back injury. The guy has been in the league a year and a half and has more injuries than tackles.
Lupo
I have… and I’m sure Kaep would run in Chip’s offense… he just hasn’t looked any better than Sam
Fiversons No Spin Zone
Skins next 4 games are brutal: Pats, Saints, Panthers and BNA… I don’t we win one of those games
Sir Squatch
Fiversons No Spin Zone Pretty unlikely unless the Saints fall on their face. Division games are a toss up.
Fiversons No Spin Zone
Steve Smith and Bell both out for the season… Damn, that sucks for them especially Steve as this is his last…
Sir Squatch
Frenchie – Eagles WRs need Stickum! It would be pretty insane if we went 2-2 in that run
Fiversons No Spin Zone
It seems more and more injuries happen each season…
Wentzadelphia
This is one of my favorite predictions from Choy yesterday.
When the Cowboys go on to back to back div titles…this will be the game that started it. Beating a highly overrated Seattle team
22 hours, 36 minutes ago on https://spikedkoolaid.com/nfc-east-prediction-center-week-8/Sir Squatch
Lupo I’d love to see stats on what appears to be the increase in Achillies injuries
Fiversons No Spin Zone
I think he does as well, but he has been adamant this season was his last….
Fiversons No Spin Zone
He is such a doushe… He won’t even come here either, so he reps t have to have the new avatar…
Lupo
there was an Achilles epidemic in 2011 after the lockout…. don’t know who tracks that http://www.postandcourier.com/article/20110817/PC20/308179915
Wentzadelphia
http://www.livefyre.com/profile/17194497/22 hours ago
The best part about the Cowboys winning today will be Justin looks like a fool once again…he is the gift that keeps on givingHowie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze
On the plus side, fives, no Choy for a week.
Wentzadelphia
I’d would imagine Choy will be eating these words for a while. He you look like a genius, Justin.
#InJayWeTrust
cloisterwater RCU had a bowel movement last time we were down there. Enjoy, Cows fans…
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze
Rcu has a bowel movement every time he posted, shouldn’t be anything new to deal with.
Wentzadelphia
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ So was Ki Jana Carter but he’s still known as one of the biggest draft day busts of all time.
Fiversons No Spin Zone
So it’s settled… Justin doesnt know what Fletcher Cox looks like, and the Cowboys suck…
Dongtavious Steelwang
Fiversons No Spin Zone You’d think Justin of all people would recognize a Cox if it hit him in the face.
Fiversons No Spin Zone
For the casual fans, maybe not… But not for expert analysts..
Sir Squatch
Desmond Purnell
@DesmondPurnell
Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones told me Tony Romo is throwing. He’s not ready to play but will be by Nov. 22nd @nflnetwork pic.twitter.com/q0xb2aC0OR
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Dr. Jerry at it againJosephR2225
Knighton probably ate Scherff. Can’t practice until he’s digested.
Dongtavious Steelwang
Sir Squatch Therapist Jerry believes that Hardy’s hustle will make Romo come back a week earlier.
Wentzadelphia
I enjoy watching the Cowboys lose but it kind of sucks for this place because most Cowboys fans are bandwagon fans that only show up when they win.
Sir Squatch
Im’a Kick Cole Beaslys Ass Have to give it to Justin, he’s one of the few that shows up
Wentzadelphia
But such pussies. I don’t think we lost one Eagles fans after we lost to the Cows or the Skins.
Wentzadelphia
Sir Squatch No doubt yet Choy and a few others act like he is the bandwagon fan.
Dongtavious Steelwang
Sir Squatch Im’a Kick Cole Beaslys Ass A true believer in the moral victory
Wentzadelphia
So are Justin and LDD because they haven’t come over to the green side.
Fiversons No Spin Zone
Choy is such a fag… Make a bet, then just don’t show up when u lose…. Only a real doushe would do that…
Wentzadelphia
Fiversons No Spin Zone He will come back sometime and when he does he owes you a week.
Fiversons No Spin Zone
Not sure that will be legally binding… We need Joe on this one…
Fiversons No Spin Zone
It’s beacaue u are a pussy… Not u but the people that don’t… Especially when u make a bet for that week…
Wentzadelphia
I loved Obie’s excuse last night. His plane was about to take off to India so he wouldn’t be able to get on the internet. Is there still an airline that flies that far without internet service? Maybe he was to cheap to pay? Maybe he was flying to Indiana not India?
Dongtavious Steelwang
Im’a Kick Cole Beaslys Ass The lengths people will go to avoid watching a Cowboys game.
Wentzadelphia
Fiversons No Spin Zone He’s still a putz. When rating putzes he is in the race for top spot with Shitrant and Choy if not at #1.
JosephR2225
Especially in this division, where everybody is losing every week.
Dongtavious Steelwang
JosephR2225 You mean the exact opposite of DraftKings?
Wentzadelphia
It’s a closely contested race. I can think of a Redskins fan that I would put up there with them. I won’t mention his name but I’m sure you know exactly who I’m talking about.
Fiversons No Spin Zone
By, I need some legal counseling…. A one week avatar bet, Choy and I made… He isn’t coming here this week…. So is he bet null and void essentially or can it be carried over for when he shows back up?
H20
I’m not sure he fits into the putz category, he’s something different, but equally annoying.
JosephR2225
Depends on the injury clause. But no Choy for a week is better than Choy for a week with a different avatar, so don’t look a gift horse in the mouth.
Wentzadelphia
Fiversons No Spin Zone I looked in my law book and found the 2011case of Phyllis vs Mytee clearly shows he will have to stand by the 7 day avatar when he comes back to the site.
Fiversons No Spin Zone
The expert has spoken…. There will be no legal grounds for Choy to be obligated to wear said avatar after the week is over…
Wentzadelphia
Fiversons No Spin Zone The counselor needs to check his briefs and I think he shit them on this.
JosephR2225
And this is not a fumble. Go figure.
http://i.imgur.com/cZWv8ie.gifFrenchie!
I would make a “Dez dropped it” joke about yesterday’s game
But 2 catches for 16 yards just writes itself
Cowboys SuxWentzadelphia
Clearly not a catch. He only took 9 steps and not one of them was a football move. Whatever that means.
Wentzadelphia
Let’s see who here is up on their Eagles/Cowboys trivia.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/m0j6udt.png[/img]JosephR2225
Yeah, the refs botched that one. I thought that if a team tried to call 2 timeouts in a row without a play in between it was a delay of game anyway, but I guess not.
JosephR2225
They are definitely supposed to ignore it, but I don’t know why the rule would put the onus on the Referees to ignore it and not put the onus on the coaches not to do it in the first place.
Sir Squatch
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ There is another view that looks like a TD, since they called a TD on the field they can’t overturn it with conflicting evidence
Wentzadelphia
Fiversons No Spin Zone Not at all. I know he had Arz and won that. Pretty sure he won another. Just might have lost the ATL
JosephR2225
“Football Move” isn’t in the rule book anymore, the rule is now “clearly established as a runner”.
“This is different than the plays we’ve been talking about, the http://www.nfl.com/player/dezbryant/497278/profile play or the http://www.nfl.com/player/calvinjohnson/2495647/profile play. This is not a receiver who’s going to the ground. The issue here is, did he become a runner before the ball came loose? Did he have control, both feet down, and then time enough to become a runner after the second foot is down? When you watch the play the ball comes loose, he is taking his third step, the third step is almost on the ground when the ball comes out. He had demonstrated possession, had become a runner”
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That’s Dean Blandino talking about the Golden Tate TD vs the Bears, which was ruled a completed catch. Does that sound like the same standard that was applied here? McFadden has control, both feet are down, he is taking his third step, the third step is almost on the ground when the ball comes out. How is one a catch and not the other?Wentzadelphia
Fiversons No Spin Zone I am and me and him are going to have problems if he doesn’t take N.E. this week
JosephR2225
Blandino isn’t a referee. He’s actually never been a referee at any level. He’s the head of officiating.
Wentzadelphia
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Nobody. Well the Redskins which is about as close to nobody as you can get.
Wentzadelphia
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Take the Pats and the Saints this week and thank me next week.
Wentzadelphia
But they are playing Tenn with either Mariota or Metanberg so I think you are ok.
Wentzadelphia
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Pitt is playing an Oakland team who is looking pretty good this year.
Fiversons No Spin Zone
Did u watch Drew Bree’s set NFL records yesterday?
Wentzadelphia
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Im’a Kick Cole Beaslys Ass I took Seattle this week and they gave me a scare.
Dr Rypper MD
http://www.csnmidatlantic.com/redskinsblog/report-peta-thinks-dez-bryant-may-illegally-possess-monkey
Jesus Cowboys can’t even buy a pet within the confines of a nor2 citizens behavior…what a dysfunctional mess.Frenchie!
Fuck ATL & Matty Ice’s Stupid bitch ass
Cost me my survivor pool
IT WAS THE FUCKING BUCS!!!! THE SKINS BEAT THEM FOR FUCK SAKES!!!!
AND THEY WERE DOWN BY MORE POINTS!!!
FUCKING CUNTS
BURN THAT CITY DOWNWentzadelphia
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ That’s why I used them this week. I don’t want to use them in the future.
Wentzadelphia
Frenchie – Eagles WRs need Stickum! I warned Justin to stay away from that game. You guys will never learn.
JosephR2225
They’re starting to look like the 2009 Broncos. Remember when they started 6-0 then hit a wall and dropped 8 of their last 10?
Sir Squatch
JosephR2225 Hasn’t Matty also done something similar already?
Frenchie!
Im’a Kick Cole Beaslys Ass first off, I wasn’t paying attention to you giving Justin advice
Secondly, your advice – more often than not – sucks
Thirdly, it was my fault for not making a last minute change when I had the thought on Sunday & chose to sleep
Fourth, Cowboys SuxFrenchie!
JPP’s hand….it is pretty fucked up
http://finance.yahoo.com/news/best-look-yet-jason-pierre-165247291.htmlSir Squatch
https://twitter.com/JasonLaCanfora https://twitter.com/JasonLaCanfora/status/661232187170246658https://twitter.com/JasonLaCanfora/status/661232187170246658
Steve Smith leaning strongly to continuing his playing career. Will undergo Achilles surgery next Monday. Warrior wants to keep fightingDr Rypper MD
I feel bad for him wasnt he lighting fireworks for some kids n stuff
Wentzadelphia
Frenchie – Eagles WRs need Stickum! 1stActually my advice has been spot on in the Pickem.
2nd Let me know what advice I have ever given you that was bad.
3rd. U should have never made changed it when you weren’t 100%
4th Cowboys SuxWentzadelphia
Dr Rypper MD The DNA test has to be done on Jerrry Springer to prove he is not the father first.
rep138
Dr Rypper MD
Yes. He paid 8 million dollars for that kids’ fireworks display and the Giants donated a game or two.Frenchie!
Im’a Kick Cole Beaslys Ass I woke up yesterday morning thinking that I should change it. Then I remembered how tired I was & went back to sleep instead
Dr Rypper MD
A zoo then. Dez will tire of it they live as long as humans in some cases. Whats he a Russian mobster now with mini giraffes?
Sir Squatch
Lupo By the way, my wife made my son a baby Bigfoot costume and I got a “Gone Squatchin'” hat
Sir Squatch
Lupo We didn’t really go around, hung out at my dads and went to a few friends houses in his neighborhood to say hi
Lupo
makes sense… my daughter turned 3 in July and this was her first year out
Wentzadelphia
Sir Squatch Im’a Kick Cole Beaslys Ass Wouldn’t have looked as good without a finger.
Dr Rypper MD
Ive seen when they turn the larger primates will bite off your fingers and toes in anger
Lupo
Summary of Law: No person may possess a dangerous wild animal without first obtaining a license (certificate of registration). Dangerous wild animals are defined as lions, tigers, ocelots, cougars, leopards, cheetahs, jaguars, bobcats, lynxes, servals, caracals, hyenas, bears, coyotes, jackals, baboons, chimpanzees, orangutans, gorillas, or any hybrids of the animals listed. However, there are no requirements for a person possessing all other animal not listed above, such as monkeys, wolves etc.
Citation: TEX. HEALTH & SAFETY CODE ANN. § http://www.bornfreeusa.org/b4a2_exotic_animals_state.php?s=tx#822.101-http://www.bornfreeusa.org/b4a2_exotic_animals_state.php?s=tx#822.116; TEX. LOC. GOV’T CODE ANN. § http://www.bornfreeusa.org/b4a2_exotic_animals_state.php?s=tx#240.002a and § http://www.bornfreeusa.org/b4a2_exotic_animals_state.php?s=tx#240.0025Dongtavious Steelwang
Sir Squatch cloisterwater Better sweep the locker room for bugs!
Sir Squatch
Dongtavious Steelwang “They are going to learn our plays and get worse!”
Dongtavious Steelwang
Sir Squatch Dongtavious Steelwang Belichick goes full Admiral Ackbar
rep138
Dongtavious Steelwang Sir Squatch cloisterwater
Skins should insist on switching locker rooms#InJayWeTrust
It won’t happen. But could you imagine if the 2 QB’s who spoiled Brady’s shot at perfection were Eli Manning and Kirk Cousins
Dongtavious Steelwang
rep138 Dongtavious Steelwang Sir Squatch cloisterwater Better sweep for Choy’s leg thickness cams.
JosephR2225
It’s only Monday. I figured it would be at least Wednesday before you talked yourself into the Redskins having a chance.
Sir Squatch
#InJayWeTrust https://twitter.com/leahysean https://twitter.com/leahysean/status/661234686098866177https://twitter.com/leahysean/status/661234686098866177
Potential https://twitter.com/hashtag/Patriots?src=hash 16-0 run? Consider these most shocking losses of Brady era first https://t.co/91uBtIknjBDongtavious Steelwang
#InJayWeTrust In which, when the game finishes, Kirk goes up to Brady, about to shake his hand…
Yanks his hand away…
And screams in his face…
“YOU LIKE THAT?! YOU LIKE THAT?!”Dongtavious Steelwang
They’ll have a chance if only because this league makes no god damn sense.
Sir Squatch
Dongtavious Steelwang They have a (small) chance to look competitive because it’s the NFL and it makes no damn sense. They don’t have a chance to win.
Sir Squatch
Dongtavious Steelwang And yes, I am in the “moral victory” camp, that looking competitive would be a hell of a thing.
HailBandG
Let Dez be Dez. Take the shackles off, Jerry. Your players aren’t robots.
Dongtavious Steelwang
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ “Justin Bought a Zoo” starring Matt Damon as Lion #1
Dongtavious Steelwang
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Dongtavious Steelwang Dunno, haven’t seen it either.
Sir Squatch
cloisterwater Cloister liking Cox in his avi, who is surprised?
Dr Rypper MD
We did beat brady a couple years back…was that zorn gibbs or Shanny?
Sir Squatch
So we’ve determined Cloister like Big Black Cox with white stuff all over his face on his Avi.
#InJayWeTrust
All I want in this game is to be down 4 with 2 minutes left and the ball in Kirk Cousins hands
Dongtavious Steelwang
Dr Rypper MD You’re going to have to rip through that offensive line, assuming Brady doesn’t get the ball out in less than 2 seconds.
Sir Squatch
If we were down 4 with 2 minutes to go, we did a pretty fucking good job
Dongtavious Steelwang
Sir Squatch With the ball in hand, definitely.
Ball not in hand…still that’s not bad.Sir Squatch
Dongtavious Steelwang Being down 4 at the end of the game? That means the offense and defense both played pretty well, even if we blow the final drive that would be a good game
JosephR2225
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0736622/?ref_=tt_trv_qu: I think… I mean, that sounds gay. I just want you to know this is, like, the first conversation of, like, three conversations that leads to you being gay. Like, there’s this and then in a year it’s like, “Oh, you know, I’m kinda gonna want to get back out there, but I think I like guys,” and then there’s the big, “Oh, I’m… I’m… I’m a gay guy now.”
Lupo
North Carolina Senator https://twitter.com/ThomTillis is on the list of KKK members just released by Anonymous
H20
I get it from this cart and I watch him cook the chicken. I know all the good spots.
#InJayWeTrust
Me about 145 hours from now:
All I want in this game is to be down 45 with 8 minutes left and the ball in Colt’s hands
Lupo
Other officials named in the document dump have begun to deny the charges including https://www.facebook.com/mayorfraim/posts/518690604960420, the Democratic mayor of Norfolk, Virginia.
Dongtavious Steelwang
Sir Squatch lddsfuws There wasn’t anything even too out of the ordinary from that hit…probably the scariest part.
Sir Squatch
Dongtavious Steelwang Looks like he was falling into it, no real way to brace even though he saw it coming
Tire148
Cloister- for the record desires and expectations are two different things
Dongtavious Steelwang
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ lddsfuws Reparing the ligaments in his neck. He probably did get a concussion on top of that.
Monz Venus
lddsfuws What’s scary is that the hit didn’t look particularly bad. It didn’t even look like a blind-side hit. Lockette could see it coming.
Frenchie!
cloisterwater I know
I’m saying neither of those bums will. But Sam can
Actually, it’ll be Cox & Co. But you get the driftH20
That’s a given, but I don’t need you two to clarify you said you want something after I tell you it ain’t gonna happen.
Sir Squatch
Eagles WR Sux 148 I already knew why everyone hates you, so I guess we are on even ground now
Dongtavious Steelwang
cloisterwater The book/Frontline Doc is good as well.
Dongtavious Steelwang
cloisterwater It actually is good though. I read the book on the trip to a game.
Dongtavious Steelwang
Neverbanotherme Russell Wilson’s leg – unbroken
Cowboys fans spirits – still brokeNeverbanotherme
No, broken leg chant/hope, is reserved EXCLUSIVELY to *Brady
JosephR2225
That Denver D is sick. Rodgers was bad too, but that D is fun to watch.
Dongtavious Steelwang
cloisterwater Cloister and A-Aron share similar tastes
Dongtavious Steelwang
Cassel is so bad. Dez had to play defender against Sherman.
Wentzadelphia
Dongtavious Steelwang he only completed 4 passes to the vaunted Cowboys WR’s all night.
Tire148
On the left is cloister expectations. On the right is Cloisters desires
Wentzadelphia
The Cowboys will have a top 10 pick in the draft. Wouldn’t you rather them take one of the top QB’s?
Tire148
They aren’t even close to Denver defense. You’ll have to pay that line by the time you get enough good players
Wentzadelphia
I think there are a couple that will go early. If one of them drops to the Cowboys at 8 or 9 they should draft him.
JosephR2225
Even if they don’t, they are the Cowboys. I’m sure they will get a first round CB in round 2, 3, 4, undrafted, whatever.
Lupo
you hear Howie Long call out PFF but not by name? “how can this guy be the 112th ranked CB in the NFL?”
JosephR2225
Indeed. Predicated on getting to the QB and thereby causing turnovers. When you’re doing neither, it looks really, really bad.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze
Not all “first round draft picks who didn’t pan out” are equal.
rep138
JosephR2225
Missing Prince killed them yesterday. Brees was something like 11 of 11 for 200+ yards and 2TD’s against the guys that played in his spot.H20
Sanchez has proven to be a capable backup and the Eagles even have a 3rd string QB, which is progressive I know. Weeden showed his isn’t capable at all last season, yet the Cowboys kept him and only him as the backup plan.
JosephR2225
That’s what our starter is too. And it’s what your backup is (was); and it’s what the Redskins backup is (lol).
H20
A capable backup that would have learned their system all training camp.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze
A back up who could win 2 or 3 out of 5 games
Dongtavious Steelwang
JosephR2225 Orton WAS a good backup. Until he wanted out of Big D.
Dongtavious Steelwang
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Dongtavious Steelwang JosephR2225 Not quite. Orton was able to throw for more TDs than INTs at least a couple times in his career.
H20
Someone that could keep the team afloat with a couple of wins over a 5-game span. I don’t remember all of who was available, but Tyrod Taylor was. Maybe Hoyer, etc. Their are QBs out their capable of winning a few games with the way the Cowboys defense has been playing.
Dongtavious Steelwang
Hard to say good. He’s like a slightly better Ryan Fitzpatrick. Servicable, and can start a few games, but not who you want for your season. Great backup though.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze
1. Sanchez
2. Jake Locker (Retired)
3. Josh McCown (Signed 3-year, $14M deal with CLE)
4. Brian Hoyer (Signed 2-year, $10.5M deal with HOU)
5. Matt Moore (Re-signed 1-year, $2.6M deal with MIA)
6. Ryan Mallett (Re-signed 2-year, $7M deal with HOU)
7. Christian Ponder (Signed 1-year, $2.25M deal with OAK)
8. Tarvaris Jackson
9. Shaun Hill (Signed 2-year, $6.5M deal with MIN)
10. Michael Vick
11. Matt Hasselbeck (Re-signed 1-year, $3M deal with IND)
12. Matt Schaub
13. Colt McCoy (Re-signed 1-year, $1.5M deal with WAS)
14. Jimmy Clausen (Re-signed 1-year, $1.25M deal with CHI)
15. Jason Campbell
16. Dan Orlovsky (Re-signed 1-year, $1.05M deal with DET)
17. Blaine Gabbert (Re-signed 2-year, $2M deal with SF)
18. Kellen Moore (Re-signed 2-year, $1.825M deal with DET)
19. T.J. Yates (Re-signed 1-year, $1.5M deal with ATL)
20. Tyrod Taylor (Signed 3-year, $3.35M deal with BUF)
21. Matt Flynn
Not a lot of good names out there but I think I would take most over weedenDongtavious Steelwang
cloisterwater Ah T-Jack. Famously jacked the F up by former Eagle Chris Clemons on a pick-6.
Fiversons No Spin Zone
Justin, your team fucked up… Just accept it and move on…
H20
I don’t get it. He’s arguing that only having Weeden backup Romo was smart? Are we getting Justined?
JosephR2225
To be honest, I think the problem is systemic. Against the Saints, Weeden was 16 of 26, 247 yds, 1 TD, 0 INT. If you need your backup QB to do more than that to win a game against a bad Saints team, you’re asking too much of your backup QB.
HailBandG
Matt Miller @nfldraftscout 2h2 hours ago
Early thoughts: 2016 draft will be strong at DT, LB and S. Average at WR, CB, DE. Weak at QB, WR, RBDongtavious Steelwang
JosephR2225 Pretty much. If you depend on your backup to rack up points, he should be your starter. Backups are mostly around to not turn the ball over.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze
I don’t think the word “capable” was ever used to describe weeden’s pro career.
JosephR2225
They actually had that with Weeden. I think part of what we are seeing is that expectations for this team after last season were out of wack with what they should have been, and they’re really not a very well constructed team.
Fiversons No Spin Zone
We could use an upgrade at ILB and S, or take a stud DT…
Dongtavious Steelwang
JosephR2225 They’re certainly not a deep team in terms of talent. Top heavy with a lot invested in their stars.
They did have that with Weeden, although he did have a little more trouble moving the ball against tougher teams.JosephR2225
But he’s a backup. Most starters have trouble moving the ball against tougher teams. Just ask Aaron Rodgers.
Dongtavious Steelwang
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Certainly not at the QB position if you want to dive into that again. I’d take Sanchez over your backup situation right now.
Dongtavious Steelwang
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ WR isn’t deep on both teams except in draft picks spent. Eagles have a much deeper RB situation. OL depth hasn’t really been tested with the Cows yet.
Dongtavious Steelwang
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Dongtavious Steelwang Right, but if Dez is out, that doesn’t help with depth. That’s all I’m saying.
Fiversons No Spin Zone
RGIII would have seriously won at least one of those games…
Dongtavious Steelwang
Kellys_Chipadelphia I dunno, maybe he gains powers being back in Texas and pretending he’s back at Baylor. Give him a shiny helmet.
H20
It’s amazing that most squads have QBs that can hold down the fort for a bit, but Justin claims there was no better choice than Weeden and no 3rd string.
Dongtavious Steelwang
cloisterwater It’s the sacrifice you make putting money at other positions.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze
Other positions? Look at romo’s contract, that’s where the money went.
Dongtavious Steelwang
Kellys_Chipadelphia “Shut up, Kelly”
-Romo, rolling in a bed of moneyFiversons No Spin Zone
Let me ask an honest question for those that have kids… Do y’all think kids these days get way too much homework?
JosephR2225
Romo’s cap hit isn’t exorbitant in 2015. That’s not the reason they’re struggling.
I think it’s pretty clear that the coaching staff never trusted Weeden to do what a backup QB is supposed to do, and that’s why they should have replaced him prior to making a desperate move for Matt Cassel.Dongtavious Steelwang
JosephR2225 Kind of a shame actually, because there were times where he looked not horrible.
Dongtavious Steelwang
lddsfuws It’s all fun and games until the monkey starts flinging around shit in the locker room.
JosephR2225
Eagles are reportedly shopping Vinny Curry, but I doubt anything major happens.
Dongtavious Steelwang
JosephR2225 I wonder if he re-sign him. He’s been a good rotational player even through the changing of schemes, but it seems more than likely that we let him go.
JosephR2225
I don’t think he should be interested in coming back. He could be a starter for a 4-3 team.
JosephR2225
I think them not sucking last season is more surprising than them sucking this season.
H20
They’d have to really pay him. I doubt he’d go their unless they offered the most as he grew up an Eagles fan.
JosephR2225
Maybe. He would make sense for them, but there’s no telling what kind of defense the new coach is going to run.
Dongtavious Steelwang
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ More than just that. Stafford has regressed badly and that OL is pretty turrible. That and they’re missing DeAndre Levy all season.
JosephR2225
I think he has recently changed his name to Dwayne I-Have-As-Many-Receiving-TDs-As-All-Cowboys-WRs-Combined Harris
Dongtavious Steelwang
JosephR2225 NFC ST PoTW against all NFC East teams.
H20
I think they try too hard in elementary school these days. Middle school seems about right though in terms of workload.
Sir Squatch
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Did you see the league is looking into the Colts for injury report violations?
Fiversons No Spin Zone
Read an article saying Scot hit in the draft this year, but whiffed in Free Agency… It’s pretty hard to argue considering Paea isn’t even a starter (20 million 4 year deal) and Pot Roast hasn’t really played well (teams average 4.4 yards per run with him in)… That d line which was suppose to be a strength stinks… Not sure if it’s scheme or players, but I fully expect the pats to call 35 run plays and just carve them up…
Fiversons No Spin Zone
The Cowboys have kept my spirits somewhat high this season…
Dongtavious Steelwang
Fiversons No Spin Zone They fill your liquor cabinet?
Fiversons No Spin Zone
Not a liquor drinker… But Choy and Shittant predicting this week to be the catalyst for a division win and to see them lose every week does make me feel better…
Dongtavious Steelwang
JosephR2225 “We could take this nice new shiny Leonard Williams…ORRRRRRR….”
JosephR2225
It’s still amazing to me how the fans seem to be okay with taking a guard 5th overall.
Dongtavious Steelwang
JosephR2225 Everyone was sure he was going to go to the Giants…and then the Redskins pick and shift the entire OT draft order.
Fiversons No Spin Zone
If he was the bpa according to our GM, I don’t have a problem with it…
Dongtavious Steelwang
Fiversons No Spin Zone I don’t think he was a bad pick necessarily…but certainly not aiming for talent/ceiling with that pick. More like “don’t miss.”
Dongtavious Steelwang
Fiversons No Spin Zone Which, in fairness, is a bit better than the Skins have been able to do in the 1st round as of late.
Fiversons No Spin Zone
The bury is sill out, and it is hard to argue picking a g at 5 is a great pick… We shall see…
Fiversons No Spin Zone
Well then if u were an owners that would be your prerogative…
JosephR2225
Thing is, they didn’t draft him with the plan that he would be a guard, right? Everything they said when they drafted him was that they projected him to be a tackle, which would have made him a good pick at 5. If they knew then what they know now, hard to imagine they would still have picked him.
Fiversons No Spin Zone
This is true, but I think they did plan on him playing RT, but Moses (who is playing pretty well) started showing his chops in camp and Preseaon so thy moves him inside to have the best 5 guys regardless of position on the line…
Sir Squatch
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Weech is smuggling coke. Snake is in jail. Toods is in a grave. Choy is in a food coma. Fuws is here, 5-0 was here.
JosephR2225
Should have broken it on purpose. Then said “That’s what the fuck you get.”
Sir Squatch
lddsfuws I don’t think he did it to make sure he didn’t re-injure his foot, I think he was just stopping him from falling.
JosephR2225
It’s just instinct for him. Sherman sees a WR and he can’t resist grabbing onto him.
Fiversons No Spin Zone
When the glue dries on The Sheriffs Hall of Fame Bust 20 something years from now, we will all know that taking him with the fifth pick was indeed the correct decison…
Fiversons No Spin Zone
Yea , that’s pretty stupid to say… He is kind of a stupid person though…
H20
Every time I go over to the west. they’re talking about that dude MFA. Buncha weirdos I tell ya.
Fiversons No Spin Zone
Speaking off did u see what Justin just said below?
rep138
lddsfuws
Loved that coke snorting donkey. He knew how to have a good time.Wentzadelphia
You and LDD are the only Cows fans here. One other came by for about 2 minutes before he went back into hiding.
JosephR2225
Aren’t these the same police that “couldn’t find” the Walmart video? Are we supposed to believe them?
Fiversons No Spin Zone
What’s the beef with the monkey? Does he not have the required permit to own one?
Fiversons No Spin Zone
Exactly… Im sure u have to have a permit of some sort…
JosephR2225
Setting up the greatest NFL Injury Report ever.
Dez Bryant – Questionable – Monkey biteFiversons No Spin Zone
Not sure if monkeys qualify, but any Joe can’t own exotic animals and big game animals without some sort of permission from the government…
rep138
JosephR2225
Maybe the monkey is Dez’s handler. He can fling poop and scream whenever Dez is about to do something stupid.22SnakePlissken5150
5 losses in a Row. 5 Yep 5. I’m not even sure where a library is around here
Dr Rypper MD
Make your players accountable Garrett
Demand more from Dallas, fans!22SnakePlissken5150
Dr Rypper MD Kick Cassel in the fucking nuts and then send a “I’m so sorry, please forgive me” card to Weeden
22SnakePlissken5150
Matt Mosley 4.1 Eli should be banging the wife of every defensive player on that team to make up for their losing him a 6 TD game.
Dr Rypper MD
Feels good to say after that torching in a demented way doesn’t it MM? I get it.
22SnakePlissken5150
Sir Squatch I don’t think so. The transitory nature of county lockups probably means no computer and library service.
JosephR2225
Lol. Nobody is trading for Kirk Cousins in a contract year. He’s terrible. And he’s in a contract year. And he’s terrible.
Lupo
Thomas to DEN would be interesting… how does the cap play into all of this? if a team goes over they have to cut other guys?
22SnakePlissken5150
So after the last 2 weeks, how many of you can say that you are big fans of Matt Cassel?
I’m guessing every non-Cowboys fan here.rep138
Dr Rypper MD
Meh. That’s kind of like a Weeden vs. Cassel debate with more talent.Sir Squatch
5 Months ago “Lol. Nobody is trading for Sam Bradford in a contract year. He’s terrible. And he’s in a contract year. And he’s terrible
H20
I actually put work into my creative and hilarious memes and pictures like the ones below. You guys don’t appreciate the work I put into this place.
22SnakePlissken5150
Sir Squatch Unless CHIP is in the market for another QB, lightning is probably not gonna strike twice.
JosephR2225
Even if that was accurate, which it wasn’t, Bradford for an entire season on a team looking for a QB is totally different than the 2-5 Bears wanting to bring in a terrible QB in a contract year. It just doesn’t make sense.
22SnakePlissken5150
cloisterwater Might as well serve prime rib to your dog and then complain that he doesn’t appreciate how much better it is than some ground beef or boiled chicken meat.
rep138
cloisterwater
I didn’t think you made but, but I could not stop laughing when I saw it.22SnakePlissken5150
cloisterwater Exactly. Now you’re starting to remember the first rule of communications. Consider your audience, adjust the message to match the audience.
Sir Squatch
JosephR2225 I don’t think it would happen either, but to throw stones when you have Bradford, especially for what he cost, is kinda nuts.
JosephR2225
If the rumor was Jay Cutler for Sam Bradford, I would say the same thing. It doesn’t make sense.
DallasCowboysSux
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
JosephR2225
Well if I had the choice in the abstract of Cutler versus Cousins (or Bradford), I might take a flier on Cutler. He stinks, but he has the tools at least.
Wentzadelphia
22SnakePlissken5150 [img]http://i.imgur.com/yLd2Mj9.jpg[/img]
22SnakePlissken5150
Sir Squatch 22SnakePlissken5150 still my team, but they sux something awful right now.
Sir Squatch
JosephR2225 Sure, but I’d rather have a QB like Bradford or Cousins who at least wants to try to win and won’t implode the entire team like a bitch
Wentzadelphia
22SnakePlissken5150 Sir Squatch [img]http://i.imgur.com/X4SYxde.jpg[/img]
Sir Squatch
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Cool story, bro. How many yards did they get on that play?
22SnakePlissken5150
Dongtavious Steelwang Matt Mosley 4.1 Corcoran State Prison. Manson says hello
Sir Squatch
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ I’m not mad, it was a great blow up by La’El, but it did literally nothing to help the play and the defensive player got back up to make a play on the runner because he kept bull rushing instead of working with the play
Wentzadelphia
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Collins is doing a lot better than the guys they took at 1 and 2. This years draft sucked for the Cowboys.
penguinfarmer
Matt Mosley 4.1 The other Matt Mosley made a prediction above.
Wentzadelphia
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ 5 losses in a Row. 5 Yep 5. yes, that makes 1 good play in 7 games.
penguinfarmer
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Off topic, but I didn’t know Dallas signed David Irving.
Lupo
I saw him get beat for a 1st down on the GW drive.. I like Jones, can’t hate on him
rep138
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ 5 losses in a Row. 5 Yep 5.
Didn’t Jones cover Gronk too? I thought he did a good job on him.22SnakePlissken5150
bleacher report had a video link of La’el Collins on their main NFL page titled “just get out of his way”
penguinfarmer
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ penguinfarmer I liked him out of college. Apparently his “character concern” was stealing a sign that led to his expulsion. Now he abused Scherff a few times in Iowa too.
Lupo
Darrel Bevell is pretty good at shutting down Graham… and Aikmen’s nonsense about targets during the game was funny
penguinfarmer
Sir Squatch He is the type of fake Mexican that would eat at Taco Bell
22SnakePlissken5150
Alright let’s do this shit. Dallas vs Philly 1 week avatar bet. Takers apply below.
JosephR2225
You think there’s a protein supplement in that canister, but it’s a monkey.
H20
The fact that Collins is having the best season out of all the Cowboys rookies means tha the Cowboys had an awful draft. Justin logic.
dontblamemeuaintme
Team 1 510-376
Team 2 544-577
Current year
Team 1 2-5
Team 2 3-4
How many years, at current pace, will it take for team 2, to overtake team 1 in wins?Dongtavious Steelwang
dontblamemeuaintme JosephR2225 You go so far to try and making a dumb argument look intelligent.
dontblamemeuaintme
Dongtavious Steelwang dontblamemeuaintme JosephR2225 Just the facts man, along with a question.
Its not an argument.22SnakePlissken5150
DALLAS IS GOING TO SWEEP PHILLY and climb out of the basement. It smells too much like racism and turkey feathers down here
Wentzadelphia
dontblamemeuaintme [img]http://i.imgur.com/VmTQEcN.jpg[/img]
dontblamemeuaintme
Happiest 3-4 in HISTORY!
So, you got that going for you Philly.22SnakePlissken5150
cloisterwater lol, should have posted that below my comment on the smell of the basement.
penguinfarmer
skoolz we.in.1st.place.bitches Perhaps. I’m definitely not defending him. But at least he can claim lack of talent. Fewell had a better roster with a squad that played a lot worse.
skoolz
Fewell had players that were past their prime. Spags just has a hot pile of shit.
dontblamemeuaintme
Hard to know whether the Eagles fans are so bathed in losing that their happy to be 3-4, or if their just too dumb to realize that 3-4 is bad.
Discuss.skoolz
your offense pouts up 42 fucking points and the defense adds another 7 and you still lose? your defense is a hit pile of shit the day after Halloween.
penguinfarmer
skoolz we.in.1st.place.bitches Day after Halloween is awesome. Kitkats and Twix half off
Wentzadelphia
If person #1 claims he is flying to Vegas to place stupid losing bets like the Patriots under 10.5 wins for the season and Kansas City winning the SB amongst a bunch of other losing plays and person number 2 saying they are horrible plays and he won’t bet them.
Who is the smarter person?22SnakePlissken5150
skoolz we.in.1st.place.bitches those who didn’t follow us to this place when ESPN wend down.
Wentzadelphia
22SnakePlissken5150 №❽❽₣ⱥӣ Nope. Cloister is #2, #1 keeps claiming the bets are smart bets even know they are losing bets.
22SnakePlissken5150
5 losses in a Row. 5 Yep 5. 22SnakePlissken5150 №❽❽₣ⱥӣ Oh snap.
rep138
skoolz we.in.1st.place.bitches
It was a hot pile of shit before Halloween too. I think Brees just helped Prince get a contract.22SnakePlissken5150
5 losses in a Row. 5 Yep 5. 22SnakePlissken5150 №❽❽₣ⱥӣ Reminds me of the main character from a movie called Pheonix from 1998. Total degenerate gambler who never won.
Sir Squatch
skoolz we.in.1st.place.bitches Merriweather is having a decent year with you guys, right?
Dongtavious Steelwang
“At least the secondary is still good”
-Giants fans week 1
“At least Eli’s still good”
-Giants fans week 822SnakePlissken5150
skoolz we.in.1st.place.bitches I’d like to load Cassel into a cannon and shoot him at KC.
Dongtavious Steelwang
Sir Squatch skoolz we.in.1st.place.bitches Decapitations down by 80%
skoolz
Prince needs to stay on the field. Hosley and that other guy they were playing need to be cut.
Dongtavious Steelwang
22SnakePlissken5150 skoolz we.in.1st.place.bitches Still won’t score a TD
Wentzadelphia
22SnakePlissken5150 Sounds like our very own shitrant. The guy has got to be the worst sports better of all time. He’s like 1-10 on the picks he claimed to have bet on.
skoolz
the Giants weren’t going to win anyway. the sAints and Brees destroy them in that dome. it’s like they see the Giants and they become world beaters.
penguinfarmer
McAdoo deserves much of your ire as well. He has not been a good coordinator.
Dongtavious Steelwang
22SnakePlissken5150 Lupo “But we’re still doing better than we were with Weeden”
-nobody ever22SnakePlissken5150
Dongtavious Steelwang 22SnakePlissken5150 Lupo MOST OF THE OTHER COWBOYS FANS YESTERDAY
Dongtavious Steelwang
cloisterwater I remeber watching this recently. Cage is crazy. So was that goddamn movie.
22SnakePlissken5150
cloisterwater fuck it. Avi bet still on. Time to go down with the ship
Dongtavious Steelwang
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Weeden throws more INTs and didn’t even crack 100 yards yesterday.
22SnakePlissken5150
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ offense scored less, passing game had less yards and comp % and lower time of possession.
22SnakePlissken5150
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ which has nothing to do with Weeden or Cassel. It actually shows that Cassel got more support but he did less with more.
Dongtavious Steelwang
lddsfuws The simplest answer is that Rice isn’t that good anymore.
Wentzadelphia
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Or players that were injured came back or the team they played against wasn’t as good. Could mean a lot of things.
Dongtavious Steelwang
cloisterwater “Lets trade for Matt Cassel, who couldn’t win a job in Buffalo.”
22SnakePlissken5150
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ 22SnakePlissken5150 It means we switched from Randle to McFadden and McFadden played better, also means the defense finally got healthy.
Cassel had nothing to do with it.rep138
Dongtavious Steelwang cloisterwater
That opening scene where he was dressed as a priest was great.penguinfarmer
He was both a better brooding character and a raging psychotic than John Travolta.
Dongtavious Steelwang
penguinfarmer Nick Cage as Castor Troy as Sean Archer. Classic role. Just classic.
Wentzadelphia
I’m not sure why Cowboys fans argue about it when it’s clear that Cassel and Weeden both suck equally.
Dongtavious Steelwang
cloisterwater Romo’s like “bet you motherfuckers appreciate me now. I remember when you were cheering when Kitna came in!”
H20
Unfortunately, I did see it once. It’s a candidate for dumbest movie I’ve ever watched.
JosephR2225
Less simple when Trent Richardson factors into the equation. He was never good.
But if you’re choosing between not good running backs, one is toxic PR and another is not…H20
I’m not sure why one would argue when I say that the Cowboys completely shit the bed regarding their backup QB situation.
Dongtavious Steelwang
Matt Mosley 4.1 Cassels INTs increase while thinking Dez is open. Would be hilarious
Dongtavious Steelwang
JosephR2225 Trent Richardson was a fantastic RB. I mean, we got a 1st rounder just by trading him.
-BrownsJosephR2225
Then we used it on Johnny Manziel. We’ll always be the Browns, won’t we?
Dongtavious Steelwang
JosephR2225 They’re shopping Barkevious Mingo now too. What a god damn mess.
penguinfarmer
Dongtavious Steelwang Really? I’ll easily take him just from pure desperation. He was probably my favorite player from that draft.
Dongtavious Steelwang
penguinfarmer Dongtavious Steelwang You probably could, I can’t believe they let Jabaal Sheard go to the Pats. Talk about an upgrade in scenery.
22SnakePlissken5150
5 losses in a Row. 5 Yep 5. It’s not equal. Weeden played better and with less support around him. He is measurably less awful than Cassel. Less Awful enough that we likely would have won 1 of these last 2 games with him.
Wentzadelphia
22SnakePlissken5150 I can’t buy into this although if you would like to we can talk about them both sucking.
Dongtavious Steelwang
cloisterwater He’s improved somewhat, but he still feels like a Jerry-puppet
H20
Whoever’s brilliant idea it was to not have a relatively capable backup QB should be blasted doe
Dongtavious Steelwang
JosephR2225 “Jason Garrett fired, Greg Hardy signed to extension”
Boy that would really say it all this season.H20
Well, he should be criticized for that. He better get back to the dance next year or he might get canned.
Fiversons No Spin Zone
I don’t think JG is a bad coach. But I don’t think he is a vey good one either….
Dr Rypper MD
Why doesnt jerry bring in Ray Rice and complete the Manson family 2.0 now that Charlies dead?
Dongtavious Steelwang
cloisterwater “The Barry Switzer Award for Non-Excellence”
penguinfarmer
Fiversons No Spin Zone This doesn’t really apply, but this expression is all I can think of when it comes to Garrett now.
penguinfarmer
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ I lost all respect for Jerry Rice.
In other news, any commercial that Marshawn Lynch does is $$
Dr Rypper MD
What a scene…ray rice and hardy punching the shit out of a bag painted up like Caitlin in the Boys weight room…
Dongtavious Steelwang
Fiversons No Spin Zone He’s hoping to get Weeden to play on the club baseball team.
Dongtavious Steelwang
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ The same amount they get paid to sell Van Heusen
Dongtavious Steelwang
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Ditka farts on live TV, he don’t give a fuck no more.
Dr Rypper MD
Or just one of deion and irvins old dried up crack hookers from the 90s
Wentzadelphia
https://twitter.com/SPORTalkEagles https://twitter.com/SPORTalkEagles/status/661299783143829504
The Eagles are reportedly interested in WRs Anquan Boldin and Golden Tate!Dongtavious Steelwang
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Tate did well last year without Megatron. I’d take that.
JosephR2225
Any breaking news that ends in an exclamation point is probably not breaking news.
Dongtavious Steelwang
5 losses in a Row. 5 Yep 5. №❽❽₣ⱥӣ Cheaper than Maclin. Sounds like the Moneyball shit Chip would try and do.
Wentzadelphia
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ He’s really not that expensive and proved he was a solid WR last year when he got the targets.
Dongtavious Steelwang
JosephR2225 It’s rhetorical. He has the answer, you do not.
Wentzadelphia
https://twitter.com/nfldraftscout https://twitter.com/nfldraftscout/status/661303811210936320
Vernon Davis to the Broncos (per https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter), just like we predicted last week https://twitter.com/CRogers_NFL2:08 PM – 2 Nov 2015 · https://twitter.com/nfldraftscout/status/661303811210936320Reply Retweet Favorite MoreWentzadelphia
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ 5 losses in a Row. 5 Yep 5. For 6th and 7th round picks. Not bad.
Dongtavious Steelwang
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ You shut your whore mouth, we have a decade of dropped passes to come from Jordan.
rep138
Dongtavious Steelwang №❽❽₣ⱥӣ
He is a beast though. I love the way he makes catches. He’ll win a contested ball almost every time.JosephR2225
I would take Boldin in a heartbeat. He is old as dirt but he’s still a sure handed chain mover, which is what they need more than anything right now.
Dongtavious Steelwang
JosephR2225 Yeah, I like receivers that actually do that catching the ball thing.
Dongtavious Steelwang
cloisterwater Nothing like hoping Peyton gets some VD.
H20
and a lot of people wonder why I’m harder on them than I am on Bradford. It’s your fucking job to catch balls that hit you in the hands!
Wentzadelphia
https://twitter.com/IgglesNest https://twitter.com/IgglesNest/status/661305145926356992
I’d welcome signing Colin Kaepernick to compete when the 49ers cut him this offseason but I wouldn’t actually give any assets for him.2:13 PM – 2 Nov 2015 · https://twitter.com/IgglesNest/status/6613051459263569920 retweets0 favoritesReply Retweet Favorite MoreWentzadelphia
cloisterwater If they decided to go in a different direction they and don’t want to waste the roster spot.
Dongtavious Steelwang
5 losses in a Row. 5 Yep 5. cloisterwater He’s wearing the wrong team colors and wants to go to the dolphins?
Matt Mosley 4.1
They did something to reeses peanut butter cups they are horrible now
Dongtavious Steelwang
Matt Mosley 4.1 You should stop buying “Two Peanutbutters One Cup”
Matt Mosley 4.1
I thought maybe it was just the Halloween bag ones but a went to the store and got one same thing
H20
Maybe you should get your own peanut butter cups. That apostrophe is there for a reason.
Wentzadelphia
cloisterwater Only time will tell but I saw that they won’t even commit to him as the starter this week.
rep138
Matt Mosley 4.1
Genetically modified peanuts to remove allergens.HailBandG
I’m the only one to recognize this is a commentary on the Giants’ dying season. Reese’s pieces of shit. Nice one.
H20
https://twitter.com/ChrisBiderman https://twitter.com/ChrisBiderman/status/660976193491963905https://twitter.com/ChrisBiderman/status/660976193491963905
Mike Florio says Anquan Boldin won’t be traded because he’s dealing with a knee injury. 49ers list him with a hamstring.rep138
cloisterwater
He’ll need two hamstrings to be effective. Don’t do the trade!Fiversons No Spin Zone
South Park movie and Tony Kornheiser come to mind…
H20
He’s durable, he runs extremely well, and had a spurt where he could throw as well. I’d certainly take a chance on him in this system if the price was right. I think the haters are crazy. The mess out in SF includes him, but it’s not all because of him.
Fiversons No Spin Zone
I don’t follow college football in general, but yea when I am available I watch the games…. They got fucking hosed sooo bad… I’m not sure I have seen a worse example…
H20
You should have won both times, but your QB decided winning wasn’t all that important to him the first game.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze
H20- the 9ers can cut kap with no hit. The way his contract is structured, it’s basically a series of one year deals.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze
Read the contract notes,
2015 salary fully guarantees on 4/1/15
2016 salary fully guarantees on 4/1/16
2017 salary fully guarantees on 4/1/17
The media freaked out because it was such a team friendly deal.BKOB – On We Bloodily Stagger
Does it piss fat bitches off when other fat bitches (Adele, Lisa Lampinelli, Melissa McCarthy, etc) become rich and famous, and the FIRST THING they do is lose a bunch of weight?
Like “dammit, we finally had a fat bitch celebrity aaaaaand IT’S GONE!!”Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze
I don’t want him in Philadelphia btw. Would rather draft a qb, or roll with the Bradford bus, tho I reserve the right to change my opinion on Sam at the end of the season.
H20
We’re all still judging Bradford. but if he doesn’t work out gimme Kaep and see what Chip’s system is like with a threat to run.Starting with a rookie probably means the end of Kelly.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze
I don’t think Lurie would drop chip if we draft a qb, Jeff doesn’t seem the type to over react like that.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze
Also I just mean we draft a qb at some point, we could still trade or get another in FA. the drafted qb would have to still win the starting job.
gatrbuc 17
Evening Easties!. Anyone have an over and under on how many TD’s Eli will throw against the Bucs this weekend?
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze
I would put the line at 3 and take the under.
H20
I don’t mean Lurie will simply get rid of him, but that simply starts Chip’s tenure back to square one. It’s hard to win right away and I’d rather see what Chip’s system looks like with an actual running threat in the option, which we have yet to see.
Fiversons No Spin Zone
No… He won’t wear the avatar of my choosing… He is a pussy…
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze
Well we did get to see it with Vick for a minute. But I get what you mean.
DallasCowboysSux
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! BUTT FUCKED!!!
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze
Andrew Luck ripping has gone to Tony Romo-Jay Cutler-Philip Rivers levels
Tweet from prisco, lolFiversons No Spin Zone
It has been a miserable bunch of soggy days in the Carolinas…
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze
Time is relative, quit your bitching and get to the gym.
Frenchie!
CBS Sports’ Jon Heyman reports that the Nationals could hire Dusty Baker, not Bud Black, as their new manager.
splooz
Wonder what renting him would cost and is he a really the kind of FS that you want lining up with Landon Collins who’s really a SS no?
rep138
splooz
I don’t know. A fifth rounder? What would be wrong with him lining up with Collins?rep138
#InJayWeTrust rep138
Well, the Giants are currently in good position to make the playoffs. They’d be in better position with Weddle. Ha ha ha.splooz
Hard to imagine one could acquire an all pro safety for a 5th and I assumed Weddles limited in his range but that’s just cause he’s white.
rep138
#InJayWeTrust rep138 splooz
He’s a Skins lover. What do you expect?#InJayWeTrust
Cousins is legit playing better football than any QB from the 2012 draft
rep138
splooz
I’m guessing. I read somewhere that Martellus Bennett would be worth a fourth rounder. I assumed Weddle may be slightly cheaper.Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze
Hahah who is We Wilfork You in the ska league?
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze
Too bad that includes the qb you traded 3 first and a 2nd for
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze
At least Bradford only cost us a 2nd round pick, and significantly less money and time.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze
Welp, he just got beat by that fleener TD lol
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze
Yet he’s lead the team to the same record.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze
Let’s keep on running with this Bradford vs cousins, despite the fact that wasn’t your premise.
Both suck.#InJayWeTrust
Kellys_Chipadelphia Yours sucks way more. Yours makes 20 million more than mine. Your move
#InJayWeTrust
Yours sucks way more and make $17M more. There you go. Your move.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze
Nope you lost your move with that misstep. You lose.
Also, if we are talking a bout spending money on qbs your team has spent $21mil for what has turned out to be a 3rd string qb/ safety AND picked up his $16mil contract for next year.
I win.#InJayWeTrust
Kellys_Chipadelphia You spent twice as much on your backup RB. Check.Mate.
Teidden
https://twitter.com/billbarnwellhttps://twitter.com/billbarnwell
Will be fun to watch Colin Kaepernick and Robert Griffin compete during the 2016 preseason for the starting job in Philadelphia.https://twitter.com/billbarnwell/status/661394740169060352 https://twitter.com/intent/retweet?tweet_id=661394740169060352 https://twitter.com/intent/favorite?tweet_id=661394740169060352Teidden
#InJayWeTrust Frenchie – Eagles WRs need Stickum! reed could not even wear his jock
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze
Lol wait so first you can’t stick with your premise of 2012 qbs, now it’s just a free for all?
You spent more on dashon goldson.
NO SOUP FOR YOU.rep138
Ted Ginn. Yikes. How does Indy let someone get behind him there. Yeesh.
#InJayWeTrust
No we didn’t. You got wrong information. You forfeit. Game over.
#InJayWeTrust
Kellys_Chipadelphia We didn’t pay him that dumbass. And the Bucs ate a large portion of his cap hit when they traded him to us.
Check-Mate. Game over. Go home.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze
It’s your contract now, dumbass. Next year he’ll earn as much as Murray.
#InJayWeTrust
Kellys_Chipadelphia Can you not read? The Bucs agreed to take away some of the cap hit when they traded him to us. Dumbass
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze
For next year too? Can you not read, he’ll still earn $8mil next year.
#InJayWeTrust
Kellys_Chipadelphia Yes, that was part of the deal asswipe. Jason La Canfora reported it right as the trade happened
#InJayWeTrust
Kellys_Chipadelphia And it is way too fucking late to be bickering about this. If you still can’t understand this, I’ll explain it to you in the morning. Dallas sux
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze
2015: Traded to Washington; Buccaneers reportedly agree to pay $4M of his 2015 salary.
STFU.rep138
Dr Rypper MD
Well, kicking in the Superdome is a lot easier than the slop Gano had to deal with tonight.Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze
Glad you accept defeat. Even tho it was already given when you abandoned your premise.
Sir Squatch
https://twitter.com/BNightengale
The https://twitter.com/hashtag/Nats?src=hash official offer to Bud Black: one year, $1.6 million. Really. https://t.co/PFPPlX8PxK
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LOLOLOLOLOL Nats suxSir Squatch
CBS/Fox “Officiating experts” are calling for the NFL to stop suspending officials. LOL
JosephR2225
Wow. Didn’t Mattingly just sign for like $9M? That’s like Pete Mackanin money.
Sir Squatch
JosephR2225 https://twitter.com/granthpaulsen https://twitter.com/granthpaulsen/status/661410546504359936https://twitter.com/granthpaulsen/status/661410546504359936
Grant Paulsen Retweeted Bob Nightengale
Why would https://twitter.com/hashtag/Nats?src=hash managerial job pay a 10th-yr skipper less than $1M a year? One of highest payrolls, richest owners.JosephR2225
Yeah, I don’t get it. It’s the rough equivalent of the NFL not springing for goal line cameras because they can’t afford it.
Sir Squatch
JosephR2225 Or the NFL not moving to in booth reviews like the NCAA has been doing for years
H20
I’d be cool with the Eagles trading for Golden Tate. What do you think it would take? We could start with giving them back their 3rd round pick.
Sir Squatch
cloisterwater Probably need a couple more picks in there as well.
Sir Squatch
Just remember, when you think the East is bad, there is always worse
https://twitter.com/toddkarpovich https://twitter.com/toddkarpovich/status/661527462149517312
Colts and Texans are 3-5 and tied for 1st place. The Jaguars, at 2-5, are right behind. The Titans at 1-6 could still win the division.HailBandG
Trading him would create $7+ million in new dead cap space for them, and they are less than $2 Mill. under the cap this year.
H20
So why is his name coming up in trade rumors? Are the sources simply unaware of this fact?
HailBandG
Matthew Stafford and Calvin Johnson were part of rumors too. They are even more untradeable for them.
Sir Squatch
https://twitter.com/Nationals https://twitter.com/Nationals/status/661527917105549313https://twitter.com/Nationals/status/661527917105549313
The https://twitter.com/hashtag/Nats?src=hash have named Dusty Baker manager: https://t.co/WvPl48C1eq https://twitter.com/hashtag/DustyInDC?src=hashJosephR2225
Have any legit sources actually reported those rumors?
Has FFToolbox tweeted it? Don’t believe it unless/until FFToolbox tweets it.HailBandG
They can, but they’d have to cut a bunch of guys to do it. They still have $10 Mill. of dead cap space from Suh, too.
JosephR2225
It’s a sliding scale. We don’t know the sources, but some reporters are more reliable than others.
JosephR2225
I think the problem is that people view Kaepernick as a proxy for Mariota, then assume since Chip loved Mariota he would love Kaep. When Chip was asked about Mariota, the first thing he discussed was how quickly Mariota processed information and compared his ability to read defenses to Peyton Manning.
Nobody, anywhere, has ever compared Colin Kaepernick to Peyton Manning. His ability to read defenses and make decisions are his biggest flaws. I think Chip knows QB is played above the shoulders, and that’s precisely where Kaepernick’s game is lacking.H20
Nobody is doing that. The people who think that maybe they should take a shot on Kaep just think it might be worhtwhile to have a durable athlete of Kaep’s ability run the zone read. Nobody believes Kaep is Mariota, but he has been relatively effective throwing the ball when his running game is also effective.
H20
It’s the biggest issue the Eagles have as well now that the line has improved.
JosephR2225
You really think this isn’t about the Chip Kelly/Running QB narrative? If people are just looking at Kaep as a good option to take a flier on, then where is all the Kaep to Houston chatter? Or Kaep to Cleveland? or Kaep to Buffalo or the Jets?
No, this is the same tired narrative that Chip Kelly wants/needs a running QB to succeed. Kaepernick is simply not good at the things Chip Kelly wants his quarterbacks to be good at.JosephR2225
I won’t deny I think Mariota is good, but I’m commenting on Chip’s Mariota love, not mine. Also Chip’s Bradford love and Chip’s Sanchez love, and Chip’s dislike for Vick and Foles. I think if you look at his moves, it’s pretty obvious what he’s looking for in a QB, and it’s pretty obvious that Kaepernick is not it.
H20
It’s not about what Chip wants. A lot of people simply think he would be a good fit in the system due to his running ability. He was effective throwing the football for a period of time and he’s not particularly prone to INTs. Chip wants to run the football, that is undeniable. I think Kaepernick would bring an element to the running game that would be quite effective. You don’t have to agree with it, but I’d certainly be interested in seeing that type of athlete in Chip’s system in the pros, which he has never really had.
Sir Squatch
JosephR2225 My point was your Mariota homerism is clouding your judgment. No one has brought Mariota into the Kaep convo until you did.
JosephR2225
Not in so many words, but like I said there is a reason this discussion is happening in Philadelphia and not anywhere else.
JosephR2225
We did see that type of athlete in Chip’s system with Mike Vick. And it worked, for two games against two of the worst defenses in the NFL. Then for the next two-plus games it was a disaster until he got hurt.
If you want to see Kaepernick in the Eagles offense, that’s fine. I can’t begrudge your curiosity… but he’s not a good quarterback, and he wouldn’t fix what’s been ailing the Eagles offense.Sir Squatch
https://twitter.com/ESPNStatsInfohttps://twitter.com/ESPNStatsInfo https://twitter.com/ESPNStatsInfo/status/661390573123862529
Worst Total QBR Last 10 Seasons
Minimum 1,000 Action Plays
Blaine Gabbert 22.6 (reportedly new 49ers starter)
Brandon Weeden 28.6H20
As bad as he’s been, Bradford hasn’t been better. Does that mean it’s a given Bradford won’t work? I’m fine riding with Bradford to see if he can improve, but I’d be ok with rolling with Kaepernick next year. The fact is Kelly runs the zone read, he likes the zone read. He ran it at Oregon and had a QB that could run the ball his entire tenure there. Vick was at the end of his rope already when he started in this system and played great for 2 games before facing 2 pretty good defenses. I’d like to see a QB who is actually a good fit for the zone read play is before Kelly goes back to college.
HailBandG
Sean McDermott should be getting some HC buzz this offseason, no?
JosephR2225
This is where I disagree with you. A QB like Bradford (if he plays to potential) is better than a QB like Kaepernick (if he plays to potential) for Kelly’s offense, INCLUDING the zone read.
Sir Squatch
But a QB like Bradford (playing the best he has) is not as good as a QB like Kaep (Playing the best he has).
JosephR2225
Lol. I’m not claiming it’s a fact at all, but my opinion does square with the decisions we’ve actually seen Chip make, and with what he’s actually said about the QB position. Yours does not.
JosephR2225
That’s true, but in either case you’re obviously banking on potential.
Frenchie!
Nationals hired Dusty Baker as manager.An official announcement regarding Bud Black was considered a formality over the past few days, but the deal broke down due to contract reasons. The Nationals reopened talks with Baker from there and ironed out a multi-year contract. “We were looking for a manager to help us achieve our ultimate goal of competing for a World Series championship,” managing principal owner Ted Lerner said in a statement. “During our broad search process we met with many qualified candidates, and ultimately it was clear that Dusty’s deep experience was the best fit for our ballclub.” The Nationals prioritized experience in replacing Matt Williams and the 66-year-old Baker certainly fits that qualification. He has managed 20 years in the majors, with three Manager of the Year awards. He finds himself in a good situation with the Nationals, who have the talent to reclaim the National League East in 2016.
JosephR2225
If you want to believe you know better than Chip does, that’s fine. I just don’t think so.
And even if I did, this isn’t a conversation on whether we should replace Chip or not, it’s whether Kaepernick would be a good fit for the Eagles, who have Chip as a coach. So I’m sort of taking that as a given.Sir Squatch
https://twitter.com/JasonLaCanfora https://twitter.com/JasonLaCanfora/status/661546500086996992https://twitter.com/JasonLaCanfora/status/661546500086996992
NFL now announces minimum of 3 games/yr to be played at Twickenham Stadium in London on top of 2 at Wembley and 2 at Tottenham…
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So…..who is moving to London?H20
Just for the record, I’m cool rolling with Bradford and think he can be successful this year if his damn receivers catch the ball. I want to see what they have in Bradford, but if he doesn’t look better then I’d certainly be for bringing in Kaepernick.
H20
Did you see that snake and I made a week-long avatar bet on the Eagles Cowboys game, squatch?
JosephR2225
I agree with the Bradford part, just not the Kaepernick part.
Sir Squatch
According to Jon Machota of the Dallas Morning News, Hardy refused to sign a Panthers helmet for a fan at an appearance last night, http://www.dallasnews.com/sports/dallas-cowboys/20151102-greg-hardy-refuses-to-autograph-carolina-panthers-helmet-pulls-out-100-bill-signs-it-for-fan.ece.
JosephR2225
It was at the tail end of the article yesterday morning.
http://i.imgur.com/XP926f6.pngMatt Mosley 4.1
Good morning fans of the first place NY Giants FootBall Dynasty
JosephR2225
It’s an Eskin report, so take that with a whole pile of salt… but it wouldn’t surprise me. It was only a 4 year deal, which means it was really a 2 year deal, and I would guess the length/guarantees was a bigger problem than the dollar amount.
Lupo
didn’t realize it came from Eskin.. I saw it posted under a BGN headline
JosephR2225
The http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/teams/philadelphia-eagles offered http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/players/108591/sam-bradford a contract extension before the start of the 2015 NFL season, according to a report from Howard Eskin. Via http://philadelphia.cbslocal.com/2015/11/02/eskin-eagles-sam-bradford/#.VjfngdXGAWk.twitter:
“They were big fans of Bradford,” Eskin explained. “They’re not as big of fans of Bradford because obviously they will not sign him to the contract that he turned down which was about $18 million a year.” Eskin went on to clarify that the offer the Eagles made to Bradford was for 4 years at $18 million per year. Eskin also reported that it was Bradford’s agent, not Bradford, that ultimately influenced the turning down of the deal.Monz Venus
Matt Mosley 4.1 **vomits on your mom, wipes off, keeps going**
JosephR2225
ProFootballTalk ✔ @ProFootballTalk
Oh wow: The Titans have fired Ken Whisenhunt.JosephR2225
I think the preseason performance was part of it, but I also think they like Bradford more than people outside the building like Bradford.
H20
He runs to well. Chip doesn’t want a QB with legs, look at his history in choosing QBs in the NFL.
JosephR2225
ProFootballTalk ✔ @ProFootballTalk
Report: Broncos offered Browns a first-round pick for Joe Thomas http://wp.me/p14QSB-9TTpSir Squatch
cloisterwater They have a good shot at it too, best D in the NFL, plenty of weapons on O. Get that line fixed up and they are going to be fighting for 16-0
Sir Squatch
cloisterwater I’d love to see two teams go 16-0, just to fuck with everyones head
Lupo
I’m still trying to figure out why… I know he looked great in camp too but this regular season has been brutal
Sir Squatch
cloisterwater Of the 7-0 teams, the Pats. They have the easiest schedule from here out.
Sir Squatch
cloisterwater I guess it can’t be the Pats, they play the Denver, didn’t realize that
Lupo
what’s to work out? name an interim coasch and find someone next year.. Wisenhunt has done nothing but lose
JosephR2225
It really has. I think they’re seeing Bradford for what he could be more than what he is.
It’s still early, and there is a lot of football left to be played. I thought against the Panthers he showed what he can do when he puts it all together, WR drops notwithstanding, and that was encouraging, but for the moment I’m glad he’s still on an extended tryout.JosephR2225
The first player in the history of Cleveland to actually block a trade out of there?
Sir Squatch
People really don’t understand the concept of “playing better”, do they?
Lupo
2 time SB winning QB… makes a little more sense.. I think Rivers got one too
Sir Squatch
Clev wanted a third for Mack? Shit I’d do that if I were the Skins
Dongtavious Steelwang
Sir Squatch cloisterwater They’ll tie. 15-0-1. Nobody goes completely undefeated.
Dongtavious Steelwang
Teidden cloisterwater Good teams destroy crappy teams?
Dongtavious Steelwang
Sir Squatch cloisterwater This close to going to the Jags with a ridiculous poison pill contract…that the Browns matched.
Dongtavious Steelwang
Teidden cloisterwater They’re playing much better, which is worth something.
H20
They’re playing much better. They went 1-3 losing to a couple of crappy teams, changed coaches, and beat 2 crappy teams and got destroyed by the Pats, and are now 3-4. That’s better.
Dongtavious Steelwang
Drew Brees had more passing TDs on Sunday than the Cowboys have had all season
Teidden
Dongtavious Steelwang ODB has more TD’s then the entire cowboys team
Teidden
cloisterwater i assumed you smart enough to think that ODB catches the ball but assumption make an ass our of me and u
Dongtavious Steelwang
Teidden cloisterwater This is the Internet, we all make asses of ourselves by being here.
Sir Squatch
http://www.livefyre.com/profile/17194497/2 days ago
I won’t be here this week regardless but do a good job on it if the unthinkable happensDongtavious Steelwang
Lupo I too would like this if you’re offering Teids
Dongtavious Steelwang
Teidden If you read that headline it sounds like Dez murdered a monkey.
Lupo
can I guess? he only shut Dez down b/c Dez isn’t 100% healthy….. what do I win?
JosephR2225
I would have gone with: There was that one play where Dez had half a step on Sherman and Cassel under threw it.
Sir Squatch
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ So you’re saying that Dez doesn’t completely change the game?
Dr Rypper MD
http://www.americanews.com/story/society/2015/11/01/man-says-he-found-bigfoot-provides-video-proof-video
Bigfoot and skoolz are both in Brooklyns Prospect ParkSir Squatch
Lupo I mean, ignoring the fact that it’s 60 in NYC, the whole fake video camera frame/FPS/resolution thing on top of the video, it’s pretty fake.
Sir Squatch
Lupo Oh right, and Prospect Park is ON AND ISLAND SURROUNDED BY 30 MILLION PEOPLE
Sir Squatch
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ I didn’t see him ever beat Sherman, but I’ll take your word for it.
Lupo
lol… still waiting for the first bones/remains of a dead squatch to show up… or are they immortal like vampires?
Teidden
Patriot will lose to the Giants in two weeks. it is a psychological thing
Sir Squatch
JosephR2225 That’s not Splooz, Splooz owns “Self Suck Designs”
Lupo
good point in the comments: Dan is changing tactics from, “It’s not offensive,” to “Everyone else does it!”
JosephR2225
Better comment: “How did the Redskins gain access to my browser history?”
Teidden
Sir Squatch Teidden no man Brady going to kill us but i just wanted to say it once. Winston will toast our defense too
Lupo
so was Michael Jackson.. no one who could make Thriller could ever do anything bad
Sir Squatch
lddsfuws I mean, I guess he beat him, or Sherman just saw the ball short and didn’t follow Dez all the way?
Sir Squatch
honeybadger23 He made himself look like a bad QB so he would be shown as a bad QB?
Dongtavious Steelwang
JosephR2225 Is that what they’re calling INT-TDs now?
Sir Squatch
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ I’m not giving you shit here man, I’m asking questions. I didn’t see what you’re telling me happened, that’s all.
Matt Mosley 4.1
Tampa bay might be the toughest team left on the Giants schedule
Lupo
didn’t say I was right, just throwing out possibilities… I’m sure Sherman’s played D knowing how much Cassell sux
Matt Mosley 4.1
She jumped off the coach as a puppy never was the same after
Fiversons No Spin Zone
It’s like looking into jaws eyes… Cold. And lifeless…
Sir Squatch
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Opposite super size me guy? He orders Supersize (even though it doesn’t exist) when they don’t ask?
JosephR2225
Josina AndersonVerified account
@JosinaAnderson
Just talked to a #Titans player who didn’t even know his head coach was relieved of his duties. “Oh sh**. Give me a second.”Dongtavious Steelwang
JosephR2225 “yo guys wiz got fired”
“LOL”
“gg wiz”
“WOOOO”Dongtavious Steelwang
I would imagine OC, although I don’t know if he has a college coaching history.
Dongtavious Steelwang
Fiversons No Spin Zone What he does tell you is that you have to *gasp* exercise.
Sir Squatch
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ From the information I’ve seen, he was fired because he wasn’t helping Mariota enough
JosephR2225
Not much of one, but I don’t think that would make him an unattractive candidate.
Dongtavious Steelwang
Sir Squatch №❽❽₣ⱥӣ Mariota getting left in during a blowout and getting hurt was probably the final straw.
Dongtavious Steelwang
JosephR2225 Oh for sure, but I feel like he would rather stick around in the NFL.
Dongtavious Steelwang
Fiversons No Spin Zone [Team with Offensive Line Issues] rumored to be interested in [Good Browns Offensive Lineman]
Sir Squatch
5 losses in a Row. 5 Yep 5. And then laugh my ass off at Cleveland
JosephR2225
Maybe. I’m probably just seeing a comparison to the Dave Wannstedt/Chan Gailey type guys. I feel like he fits that mold.
Sir Squatch
5 losses in a Row. 5 Yep 5. Can we get a 6 or 7th round pick along with it?
Fiversons No Spin Zone
My unofficial sources say RGIII and D Jax to the Browns for Mack before the deadline…
Sir Squatch
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Mack has already said he won’t waive his no trade clause
Dongtavious Steelwang
Sir Squatch №❽❽₣ⱥӣ He has an opt-out after this year right?
Fiversons No Spin Zone
That’s why the Browns are tying to deal him… But he had to ok it…
JosephR2225
Alex and his three droogs, Pete, Georgie and Dim, in the Korkova Milkbar.
JosephR2225
Titans fire Whisenhunt
Posted by Mike Florio on November 3, 2015, 9:46 AM ESTThe first official Chip Kelly-to-Tennessee speculation post
Posted by Mike Florio on November 3, 2015, 10:01 AM EST
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smh.Dongtavious Steelwang
Sir Squatch JosephR2225 Splooz would be disappointed at this lackluster self-fellatio speed.
Lupo
esp. since he probably already had it written just needed to add the dates
Wentzadelphia
Only a matter of minutes until the Chip Kelly trading away all the 2015 draft and half the team for Mariota rumors begin again
Fiversons No Spin Zone
Ok… Just heard back from my unofficial sources, trade is falling apart… But I did hear back from my official sources, and they did verify that the Cowboys suck…
Lupo
To be specific, Browns were asking two 1st-round picks for OT Joe Thomas. They won’t get that.
Dongtavious Steelwang
I think he’s using bourbon or Screamin’ A as his sauce
Dongtavious Steelwang
Lupo I thought it was similar to the Peters deal (1,4,6)
Dongtavious Steelwang
Lupo LTs like him don’t grow on trees. Could play well for the next 4 years.
Sir Squatch
Lupo RGIII is 3 first rounders rolled up into one, that counts, right?
Lupo
Peters is 33 and starting to break down.. O lineman don’t play at a high level well into their 30’s
Wentzadelphia
I don’t know how you post on ur phone daily Fives. Typing on this little key pad is a pain in the ass. I’m doing it today because I’m in the car heading home from NC.
Fiversons No Spin Zone
In sure that guy had it coming… He also did the world a favor and punched Piers Morgan…
Sir Squatch
I remember reading something about some small plane company saying their planes had a better safety record in crashes than plans with CAPS, can’t remember who that was.
Dongtavious Steelwang
Fiversons No Spin Zone He sounds like kind of a douche for trying to fight a guy over a catering snafu.
Fiversons No Spin Zone
Probably, but his show was great: therefore; I don’t really care if he was wrong…
Dongtavious Steelwang
Fiversons No Spin Zone I bet you support Greg Hardy too you savage
Sir Squatch
Lupo If he could do it with Lavauo in at LG, he can do it with Thomas
Dongtavious Steelwang
honeybadger23 Free Agents that Justin wants to pick up and drop ODB
Lupo
no.. he just plays deep and tries to not get beat.. shows you the value of PFF grades
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze
The only thing I know about CAPS is that if it’s used the plane is usually totaled.
Lupo
https://twitter.com/kurt13warnerhttps://twitter.com/kurt13warner
I love lots of things about https://twitter.com/hashtag/NFL?src=hash but 1 thing I hate is lack of patience 4 players and coaches – judging them not always on just their perf!Lupo
https://twitter.com/MattLeinartQBhttps://twitter.com/MattLeinartQB
Titans coach fired. Now Marcus Mariota has a chance!#InJayWeTrust
Jay officially outlasted another coach from the 2014 class. Bet he outlasts BOB and Caldwell too
Sir Squatch
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Not according to PFF, they have graded our players very well
#InJayWeTrust
Kellys_Chipadelphia Yea but you’re paying Murray more than we’re paying Jay
JosephR2225
This year is just a karmic aberration caused by Terrell Suggs cheap hit on Bradford and Harbaugh subsequently standing behind him. It will right itself next year.
Dongtavious Steelwang
Sir Squatch honeybadger23 I dunno, but this is the second time they’ve been worse than 10-6 in his tenure.
Dongtavious Steelwang
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ You’re right, he’s going to retire and get out of the dumpster fire
Sir Squatch
Dongtavious Steelwang Does he have 1 or two SBs with them? I can’t remember if he was there in 01
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze
http://www.spotrac.com/nfl/philadelphia-eagles/cap/ – $10mil
http://www.spotrac.com/nfl/washington-redskins/cap/ – $7mil
Eagles > DC
GAME OVERLupo
I heard last week that the team hasn’t heard from him since he was injured.. he seems like a peach
#InJayWeTrust
honeybadger23 You need to accept the reality that Jay isn’t getting fired. At least not this year
22SnakePlissken5150
Sir Squatch Dongtavious Steelwang Billick was HC in 2001
Sir Squatch
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ You think both teams would be fine with just eating millions of dollars?
Sir Squatch
#InJayWeTrust Licht being back should be a big improvement. I think Long can step up at LG for run blocking.
Sir Squatch
JosephR2225 Yeah, but that has a lot to do with not getting the run game going to get big plays in. Having the LG and C go down really hurt as well (like InJay said). Morris and Jones are both not seeing cuts great, but I still put most of it on the coaches.
Wentzadelphia
Cloister will be happy to know Chip Kelly said the Eagles biggest problem thus far is dropped passes.
#InJayWeTrust
honeybadger23 He’s already set anyways. I bet Adidas payed him a fuck ton
H20
It’s kind of obvious except to those who simply like to blame QBs for everything.
Sir Squatch
Dongtavious Steelwang And yo Sister, mother, their friends probably hiding any female animals wouldn’t hurt
JosephR2225
Maybe they’re not good because they don’t run a lot; maybe they don’t run a lot because they’re not good at it. They’re running about 50% of the time on first and 10 but only averaging 3.4 ypc, which makes it really hard to run on 2nd and 3rd down.
Dongtavious Steelwang
This is the face of darkness, Greg Hardy. Remember it.
Sir Squatch
whttps://twitter.com/AtlantaFalcons
Atlanta Falcons Retweeted Kyle McLorg
oh.
Atlanta Falcons added,Kyle McLorg @Kyle_McLorgBASGSource: 49ers were going to do this last week, but decided to wait so that Gabbert could debut against a weak Falcons defense at home22SnakePlissken5150
Sir Squatch Dongtavious Steelwang don’t make direct eye contact
Sir Squatch
Dongtavious Steelwang Him and Hardy would probably get along really well at a bar.
#InJayWeTrust
Sir Squatch If you scroll down I posted that like 10 minutes ago
#InJayWeTrust
Sir Squatch Please give credit to Injay for the tweet. You can confirm that the tweet happened, but say per #InJayWeTrust
JosephR2225
Sam comes off as pretty mild mannered, but it’s always the quiet ones. Look at that photo. That’s the face of someone who definitely has someone chained up in his basement.
Sir Squatch
22SnakePlissken5150 №❽❽₣ⱥӣ https://twitter.com/ESPNStatsInfo https://twitter.com/ESPNStatsInfo/status/661573680984526848https://twitter.com/ESPNStatsInfo/status/661573680984526848
Worst Total QBR Last 10 Seasons
Minimum 1,000 Action Plays
Blaine Gabbert 22.6 (new 49ers starter)
Brandon Weeden 28.6JosephR2225
https://twitter.com/Tim_McManus
Kiko Alonso participating in drills#InJayWeTrust
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahttps://twitter.com/Justin_Rogers https://twitter.com/Justin_Rogers/status/661590065622228992
Caldwell said Detroit is the most negative media market he’s ever experiencedWentzadelphia
The only Eagle not practicing is Peters and he has his helmet on
JosephR2225
Probably not, but I’d take him at WR.
https://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video/CO5qSd2U8AAddn0.mp4JosephR2225
Playoff team last year now 1-7. Why is everybody so negative?
JosephR2225
He took his shirt off and spun it round his head like a helicopter.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze
I didn’t think Donald was still in the league.
JosephR2225
Don’t be ridiculous. The Cowboys weren’t calling about Brown, they were calling about Kellen Clemens.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze
He was rated higher than shady. So was kNOshow
Fiversons No Spin Zone
Are the Browns is cap trouble? I never understood shy shitry teams want to unload their best talent if they don’t have to… It just creates even more holes on a shittier team..
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze
Collecting assets for a total rehaul. They are taking a Sixers approach to rebuilding a team.
Sir Squatch
Fiversons No Spin Zone Depends on what they can get for those players, lots of times it’s worth it for a team that is rebuilding
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze
The just got the movie Draft Day, they think a trade like that is possible.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze
http://www.spotrac.com/nfl/cleveland-browns/cap/
$23mil in cap space, they are fineHowie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze
I think them and jax usually lead the league in cap space
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze
Also in the NFL it’s a quicker turnaround in rebuilding than in the nba.
Fiversons No Spin Zone
Isn’t that their a cap floor as well as a ceiling?
H20
Yes, and the Raiders had so much money they had to pay Nate Allen something like $8M per
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze
I think they have to spend a % of the cap over a set period of time.
Fiversons No Spin Zone
lol… To their credit, they are a decent team his year…
JosephR2225
I think it makes more sense in baseball and basketball than it does in football, but Joe Thomas is already 30 years old, so even if they can turn around their fortunes in 2 years he will be among the older OL in the NFL.
Wentzadelphia
It looks like the Browns are trying to find a GM who feels that one of the guys they put on the block is the piece they need for a run this season and are worth giving up huge future value for. No different than teams doing the same at the mlb deadline
JosephR2225
According to reports, they have. It would make sense for a team like Denver.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze
Umm Gordon is coming back? Can you really bank on that or on Johnny?
Wentzadelphia
Sounds like they are only going to make a deal if they can rob somebody
Dongtavious Steelwang
#InJayWeTrust His coach didn’t let him make the call
JosephR2225
12:34 p.m. — Chip Kelly was asked if he expected any players to be coming in or going out prior to the trade deadline.
“No,” he responded. Kelly added that Vinny Curry has not come up in trade discussions.Sir Squatch
Kellys_Chipadelphia I’ve had the Pot Still Reserve, but not any of their high end ones
Wentzadelphia
We left NC this morn. In SC at the moment did they get it here today?
JosephR2225
I’m glad that Vinny gets to stick around another half season or so. He’s one of the guys I’ll root for with his (likely) new team.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze
I haven’t either, but the pot still reserve is probably my fav bourbon I’ve ever had
H20
It’s not 4 o’clock yet, don’t count your chickens. Chip isn’t a very trustworthy source when it comes to what happens in the FO. But I agree that I’d rather hold on to him for the remainder of the season. He should get more PT imo.
Sir Squatch
Kellys_Chipadelphia You should try Larceny and WL Weller 12 year old.
Dongtavious Steelwang
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Justin I’m sure you can get VD no matter what waiver claim you put in
JosephR2225
I think he’s more honest than people think he is, he just speaks like a lawyer so nobody ever believes him. But I don’t expect anything to get done for the Eagles in the next three hours.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze
Thanks, I’ll keep an eye out for them, tough in pa tho.
Dongtavious Steelwang
JosephR2225 Knowing justin’s luck, he gets the antibiotic resistant kind.
JosephR2225
I’m first on the waiver wire in my one league, but I had Leveon Bell and Matt Forte, so I have to use that claim on Deangelo Williams.
Dongtavious Steelwang
JosephR2225 Ouch man. Bet you wish you had Doug Martin. That guy is amazing.
Sir Squatch
Kellys_Chipadelphia Looks like Larceny is available in PA
Weller only has their Special Reserve, which surprisingly isn’t as good as the 12.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze
Lol wasn’t even thinking about you. Sinus blocks suck tho, had one as a kid pure torture.
Dongtavious Steelwang
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ #InJayWeTrust Bloodlust doesnt count as drunk.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze
Affrin. Awesome for taking care of sinus blocks, most flight crews even bring it with them.
JosephR2225
It’s not even the costumes or rowdiness that indicate drunkenness either. It’s the fact that people still get this amped up for Raiders games.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze
Also xfinitiy has to help/hurt our ranking… Depending on how you look at it.
JosephR2225
Ian Rapoport @RapSheet 40s
No, I will not make out with you @SirSquatch.JosephR2225
Adam Schefter ✔ @AdamSchefter
Chargers’ WR Keenan Allen underwent a kidney procedure – not a surgery – and could be out for season, per league sources. 2015 uncertain.Dongtavious Steelwang
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Your statement still does not make sense after your ninja edit.
Tire148
“I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!”
“You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?”JosephR2225
Clarence Hill ✔ @clarencehilljr
**breaking news*** The Joseph Randle saga is over in Dallas. He has been released by the Cowboys per sourcesSir Squatch
Cowboys should pick up this kid named Joseph Randle, will probably be their best RB.
JosephR2225
It’s really being reported by Clarence Hill. He could be wrong, I suppose.
https://twitter.com/clarencehilljr?ref_src=twsrc%5EtfwDongtavious Steelwang
Anyone can succeed behind that line.
Surely he won’t leave yards on the field.Tire148
If you included this in your original post. The joke would of been a lot better
HailBandG
Only Lions have a worse record in the conference. They’re almost there.
JosephR2225
choyboy0724 – If Randle keeps his head on straight, there’s no reason he can’t run for at least 1200 yards
Ivebeenherebefore – And in that vein, and as a serious Cowboy watcher, assuming he’s healthy this year, I predict Randle gets 75% of the rushing touches for the Cowboys this year. Don’t know what Murray’s percentage was last year, but Randle is going to get close to that№❽❽₣ⱥӣ -Randle is going to be the starter, play well, and have a damn good change of pace back in Dunbar. you can save this.
lddsfuws – Bold: Randle rushes 1500 yards
87fiveoh254 – 1. If McFadden and Randle both play 16 games they both notch 1k yards.Neverbanotherme
I guess this could be true; if you were naive enough to think that trading, releasing, or just plain getting of your best players, and brining in lesser players would make for a better team, but otherwise…can’t see it.
http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000572170/article/midseason-report-nfls-biggest-disappointmentsJosephR2225
They also fly banners during the national anthem on military appreciate day. Can’t say I’m surprised.
Neverbanotherme
Arizona is Western version of Florida for you east coasters.
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/arizona-man-abandons-granddaughter-in-desert-with-loaded-gun/Tire148
How is using the spread offense a question mark in the NFL? The Pats have been using it for years
Wentzadelphia
The Cowboys are now 2-5 and have parted ways with Joseph Randle. Is it time for them to tank for a top 5 draft pick?
DiscussHowie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze
How did you get internet in the middle of the desert?
JosephR2225
Ralph Vacchiano @RVacchianoNYDN
Giants RB Orleans Darkwa suffered a badly bruised tailbone on Sunday. May not be able to practice Wednesday, but hopeful to play Sunday.
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Lol. Giants getting their asses kicked.Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze
Your mother places a higher importance on batteries…
Neverbanotherme
On 7 games, with Randle playing in 5, and with fewer carries, he has rushed for more yards than Demarco Murray did in the the same number of games;
Worst FA acquisition ever?
Discuss.Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze
It seems like a stat that will change. Discussion over
Wentzadelphia
Letting your teams MVP good in free agency and signing a piece of shit like Hardy which has led to 5 straight losses and 2-5 record or keeping Murray?
DicussNeverbanotherme
Brandon Weeden > Sam Bradford
http://espn.go.com/nfl/statistics/player/_/stat/passing/sort/quarterbackRatingJosephR2225
Give it time. He’ll come around as the offense in general begins to jell (hopefully).
Wentzadelphia
Having a qb that leads your team to 3 straight losses which in turn forces you to play Matt Cassel or having a QB that can win games in the NFL?
DiscussHowie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze
I don’t really care about the money. It’s not like we are in cap trouble.
JosephR2225
Obviously you don’t pay $8M for a 900 yd RB, but give it time. His first three games he was average 15 yards per game, his last three games he’s averaging almost 90.
H20
justin just doesn’t get this, who gives a fuq if you’re winning…I’m hoping they start doing that
JosephR2225
Ian Rapoport ✔ @RapSheet
#Browns are motivated sellers. I’m told they’d be willing to pay some of OLB Paul Kruger’s (prorated) $7M salary to complete a deal.Wentzadelphia
Are you saying u would rather have Weeden and Cassel than Sam? If u are u are as big an idiot as Choy and shitrant
H20
Why? You’re going off his production this season, so that’s the money that matters. Don’t be stupid.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze
Do you even have 3 qbs on the active roster?
Because he was your starter.JosephR2225
Technically Tony Romo is making under $15M against the cap this year, but isn’t it more fun to troll his $108M contract?
JosephR2225
I heard a rumor the president of Paraguay isn’t working out, and they are thinking of bringing in Matt Cassel as a replacement. Think that will help?
JosephR2225
I like Paul Kruger more than most people do, and the Eagles have major need for depth at OLB… but I wouldn’t give up assets to pick him up now.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze
Right now Weeden has started more games than Romo
Sir Squatch
https://twitter.com/janesportshttps://twitter.com/janesports
Oh great, the Society Opposed to Taking Yo Panties Off is planning massive protest at next Washington game.Sir Squatch
cloisterwater I don’t know, but Ananymous needs to focus on getting a member list for these people and outting them.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze
I support this society, as long as it means they don’t reproduce.
Sir Squatch
Matt Mosley 4.1 If he gets to a team that has a Oline to block for him
Sir Squatch
https://twitter.com/UTgehlken https://twitter.com/UTgehlken/status/661617310352871424https://twitter.com/UTgehlken/status/661617310352871424
Chargers WR Keenan Allen (lacerated kidney) underwent minor procedure Monday to stop bleeding. Again, full recovery expected. Out for year.
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OuchH20
Randle had a similar laceration, but it was to his ego. He never recovered.
H20
https://twitter.com/MarcIstookNFL https://twitter.com/MarcIstookNFL/status/661604191773691904https://twitter.com/MarcIstookNFL/status/661604191773691904
One’s an MVP candidate. The other is benched. I’m just gonna leave this right here. https://twitter.com/Kaepernick7, https://twitter.com/CameronNewton and https://twitter.com/NFLNowSir Squatch
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Outside of sacks, they have damn near identical stats. Amazing what 7-0 does for you.
H20
NO TRADE CHATTER REGARDING RG III
Washington has not received any trade inquiries, so far, on QB Robert Griffin III, a source tells ESPN’s Josina Anderson. His 2016 option of $16.15M is guaranteed, meaning if Griffin gets hurt, he still gets paid. The NFL trade deadline is today at 4 p.m. ETBiased Optimism
FUCK THESE PEOPLE AND THE TRAFFIC! These asshole are abandoning their cars on the highway for this fucking shit.
Sir Squatch
Biased Optimism Bull bar and momentum will take care of that.
H20
I wish he wasn’t so good. Makes the rest of the Eagles draft horrible.
JosephR2225
Speaking of which, Agholor back at practice today. He’s gonna get it on track after the bye. Just you wait and see.
H20
How are the underwear olympian and the pothead doing? Shitty, that’s how they’re doing.
H20
No they’re not. None of them are doing shit. Hicks and Collins are the only good contributors from the two teams’ draft classes.
JosephR2225
It’s not really clear. Nolan Carroll is in a contract year though. I wonder what the long term plan is for Rowe.
JosephR2225
Depends where Rowe is at the end of the year, I would think. If Rowe can step into that spot and a decent savings, why not?
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze
Jenkins isn’t a FA till 2017, we got time with him. But yeah we need to sign Thurmond
JosephR2225
Jenkins is under contract for 2016 already, though they may look to extend him. Thurmond would be a good guy to bring back.
Biased Optimism
when hof JaCorey Shepherd comes back things will get better
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze
I just don’t like the idea of losing a guy that fits the defense and is performing well in Carroll.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze
No one is guessing, we are saying what we want to happen.
Frenchie!
You know what would make you feel better Weech?
Sending Randle some cologne, underwear, rib roast & a ham hock!JosephR2225
That’s true, but if your draft picks don’t perform at some point you’re going to run out of money. They have Cox coming into a contract year next year, Alonso coming into a contract year, Logan coming into a contract year, maybe Bradford…
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze
While we have cap room, it’s going to be tough to resign everybody this offseason
Neverbanotherme
Any Cowboy fans willing to give up Collins for less than a first round pick from a middle of the road team?
H20
It’ll be interesting to see what kind of money he commands. He’s not your conventional safety, but I’m sure quite a few teams would be interested. You have to take his injury history into account a little bit as well.
H20
I’d really like to keep him and Jenkins together (why I said extend Jenkins, lol). The safety position is actually a strength right now.
Sir Squatch
Frenchie – Eagles WRs need Stickum! Dismantle the team, start over
Neverbanotherme
You miss underestimate my question.
It’s about showing how great the guy is already.Sir Squatch
Neverbanotherme You making some crazy claim about his trade value doesn’t make him great
JosephR2225
It’s also worth noting that two years in a row now they have found a converted corner (Jenkins) and a corner they converted (Thurmond) on the scrap heap and turned them into solid safeties within the system, so it may be worth it to go back to that well again if Thurmond looks like he’ll be too expensive.
Biased Optimism
well poop https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/661602503746846722?s=09
Neverbanotherme
Byron Jones, starter on most talented team in NFC, Eric Rowe….not.
Dongtavious Steelwang
Biased Optimism Gronkowski: “COACH! WHAT IF WE GET THEM TO PULL A GOLDBERG LIKE IN MIGHTY DUCKS 2?”
Belichick: “…just leave coaching to me, Gronk.”Dongtavious Steelwang
Neverbanotherme Also, saying someone is a starter isn’t a good thing. Cassel is a starter, Weeden WAS a starter, they both suck.
Sir Squatch
Weech He was just getting all fancied up for you, too. Not nice to tease him like that
H20
I wouldn’t mind seeing them give Rowe the spot to win and sign Carroll. I’m just not sure Rowe is best suited for the outside.
Neverbanotherme
No, neither are starters, both are replacements/backups to the starter. Jones, is the starter.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze
I think Shitrant is admitting that the cows cbs suck so much they have to start jones
Sir Squatch
Neverbanotherme Apparently you don’t know what the word starter mean
Neverbanotherme
I think cloister stopped doing all beast team so that he wouldn’t have to keep putting Claiborne on it every week.
Dongtavious Steelwang
Carr is a great teammate for taking that pay cut-
Oh wait.JosephR2225
Maybe. Obviously a lot of football to be played between now and then. My hunch based on their comments when they drafted him and the way they’ve used him this year is that they have Rowe penciled into that outside CB slot in the future.
H20
I hated sifting through these crappy teams and figuring out which ones stunk the least.
Sir Squatch
cloisterwater You should have just started randomly placing players just to see what people would say
JosephR2225
All anybody really cares about is the punter and placekicker anyway.
Frenchie!
HailBandG Mo Clai is Kaep bad
It’s just that everyone else behind Mo Clai is also Kaep badJosephR2225
I like it. He was doing a good job getting open before the injury, Bradford missed him on a couple good routes.
Dongtavious Steelwang
JosephR2225 I certainly hope his hands are better than the rest of the team’s.
Dongtavious Steelwang
He should ask Uncle Jer about that stickum he never used.
Biased Optimism
normally i would say yes but i was forced to watch cassel play for years. And the makes me go LOL
JosephR2225
You’ve always wanted your CB to get burnt and your safety to be late with help but get lucky knocking a ball away from pan hands Randle that he should have caught?
22SnakePlissken5150
Biased Optimism there is THAT problem, but I’m hoping he has a rare competent game.
Dongtavious Steelwang
JosephR2225 See that gif down there? That’s Justin Justining himself.
Biased Optimism
odd mcfadden is the last one standing beside cast off cmike. didnt see that coming
H20
exactly…swiping at a receiver’s arms after arriving late works <1% of the time.
Sir Squatch
JosephR2225 Especially when he was damn near clear to the endzone if he had caught it.
JosephR2225
I just wanted to clarify. Because if that is in fact what he was looking for, they could have saved that first round pick and signed Nate Allen instead.
JosephR2225
Someone should do an avi bet with Weech.
http://i.imgur.com/B5rW3Ax.jpg22SnakePlissken5150
Kellys_Chipadelphia the football player drinking mustard gif revolts him every time
JosephR2225
Squatch, maybe we should get the prediction center post up. People are feeling spunky.
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