Username | Prediction |
Fiversons No Spine Zone | Redskins and BNA win… Cowboys and Eagles lose… But I really have no idea.. |
Lupo | Redskins get the only Beast win… Mosely keeps posting that stupid Eli GIF |
Splooz | Choy predicts that Dallas will win this week and every week till Bob calls us all home. |
Anal Matt Mosley | Back in first |
Frenchie | This is all Beaster’s Fault |
Frenchie | Eagles D will allow a 50-Burger |
Squatch | NFC East embarrased on MNF. No matter who wins, we all end up losing |
Frenchie | Jets 27, Giants 21 Cowboys 31, Skins 28 Win or Lose, I expect the Eagles to embarrass themselves |
Weech | Dallas somehow wins, fucking up their draft position |
Matt M | Eagles and Cowboys fight it out for last place Giants win Please send $10 to Matt when leaving the blog and $10 when you return |
Badger | Cowboys score on the first drive of the game and Choy suddenly appears to tell everyone how Dallas will still win the division. Dallas ends up losing by 35. |
Badger | -Dallas fans chant “we want Weeden” during the game at some point. -Alfred Morris/Matt Jones combine for 1 TD. -Choy buys a plane ticket to Syria. -Justin comes back and starts discussing the 30 players he think are the -top-5 in the 2016 draft. |
Badger | -Cassel throws 3 interceptions, 2 pick-6s -Run-DMC has 23 rushing yards and 1 fumble -Dez Bryant has more drops than receptions -Cousins throws 4 TDs and 1 int -Desean Jackson goes for over 100 receiving yards -Dashon Goldson kills Cole Beasley -Cole Beasley’s wife rushes the field -Tony Romo is shown laughing on the sidelines no fewer than 4 times, — –Dallas is losing every time -Jason Garrett keeps eyeing the owner’s box, afraid that Jerrah will have him in his scope -Jerrah is on the sideline by the middle of the 3rd quarter -Dan Snyder is shown rubbing an Indian headdress for good luck -Dan Snyder is then shown spitting on said Indian headdress for more good luck -Philly fans everywhere wonder why Sam Bradford is their starting QB when they could have traded Foles and a 2nd Rounder for Kirk Cousins -ESPN anchors discuss the Redskins name and whether it is insensitive to Native Americans, no less than 7 times -Chris Cooley says on radio broadcast that at this very moment, he’d be the second best TE on the Redskins -Ryan Kerrigan gets 2 sacks and a strip -Mason Foster gets 1 interception |
dontblamemeuaintme | The Cowboys will beat the Redskins by 21 points and begin the take over of the East. Tom Brady will get hurt this week and the Patriots won’t win another game this season. |
Dr Rypper MD | Cowboys sux |
NFC East Prediction Results – Week whatever, what the fuck is going on with this division
Sir Squatch
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Frenchie!
I guess I was kinda wrong.
I mean, the Eagles didn’t embarrass themselvesSir Squatch
Frenchie – WOO HOO!!! SO LONG HAMFLU!!! You better channel some football gods news that the Redskins beat the Bears or shit is going sideways
Sir Squatch
I’d like to point out I was correct in my prediction and had been correct about the game all week. Splooz just doesn’t seem to understand how the Redskins have worked for years.
Sir Squatch
Redskins have 6 takeaways in the last two games (awsome!), and have 3 points off them. Fuckin’ Jay, you are such a horrible play caller.
HailBandG
Not good. Despite the crazy finish, just awful offense for 59 minutes. What can I as a citizen do to get LeRibeus out of there? The decision not to find a way to bring in a blocking TE who could get on the field at some point in the season is proving very costly.
Sir Squatch
HailBandG Offense was really bad, two blocking TEs in only when running the ball, giving up on the bootleg even though it worked time after time, getting incredibly conservative over the 50. Jay needs to give up play calling fully to McVay.
Sir Squatch
lddsfuws Right before DJax score I said the same thing, I’d take a TD at any point and ask the D to get the stop. If ST had done their job it probably would have gone to OT, since the D actually did a good job stopping the Cowboys on that last drive, they just started so far down field it never really had a chance.
Sir Squatch
Oil below $37/barrel, gas prices still close to where they were when it was $50.
Frenchie!
lddsfuws My work computer doesn’t allow twitter posts anymore. Please post the text. Thanks
Sir Squatch
Frenchie – WOO HOO!!! SO LONG HAMFLU!!! lddsfuws Source: https://twitter.com/hashtag/Eagles?src=hash DeMarco Murray addressed frustrations with role in Chip Kelly offense with owner Jeffrey Lurie. Doesn’t want to cause scene
HailBandG
It’s impossible to call plays when every other snap is a screw up of alignment or failure to recognize the stunt or blitzer. There is just too much tape with this offense with LeRibeus playing now. It will be a ton of blitzes from here on out.
Sir Squatch
HailBandG I 100% agree on LeRibeus, but the play calling was still shit. There were plenty of times, especially in the second half when Kirk had time/a pocket and the play was just such shit nothing good would come of it. Again, bootleg every fucking play until Dallas stops you. The took the bait on the run EVERY SINGLE TIME, every one. Use it until it doesn’t work, then run the ball. Not “lets run the ball on first down 10000 times in a row so they know whats coming. By the way, Dallas all out blitzed on third down 90% of last night, but we didn’t adjust for it after the first 4 times to give Kirk a dump off pass which would have easily gained 10+ yards. It’s shitty play calling, shitty execution, just shitty.
JosephR2225
If you have first and 10 with a running clock, the other team has two timeouts, and a chip shot FG wins the game, DON’T SCORE.
If McFadden got to the first down line and took a knee, Dallas could have taken a knee three times and kicked a FG as time expired and the Redskins would have never gotten the ball back.Sir Squatch
Joey esquire, in case you haven’t been lurking
Sir Squatch
JosephR2225 They could have done that without getting to the first down marker, would have left like 10 seconds on the clock but would have all but sealed it.
HailBandG
They’ve been one of the worst first down teams all year. They also need to be be more aggressive in the first quarter and after TOs. Aggressive doesn’t mean just chucking it downfield.
JosephR2225
I won’t be here long, just popping in. It’s gotten crazy to wrap up the year at work.
If they took a knee three times and kicked a FG after recovering the fumble on the punt, Washington would have gotten the ball back down 3 with about 45 or so seconds left. Then running out of bounds was dumb, but you could have rectified it if you got the first down and took a knee. Then Washington would have had to use a time out and had only one timeout left with like 1:15 on the clock and you can kick a chip shot FG to win.JosephR2225
I haven’t, but I already entered. I submitted one on behalf of my wife as well. And I will probably submit on behalf of my dad and step-mom today.
Frenchie!
Sir Squatch What Murray needs to do is spend less time thinking & more time running like he doesn’t give a fuck. It works for Mathews, Sproles & Barner.
Frenchie!
http://www.livefyre.com/profile/17034783/9 minutes ago
If you have first and 10 with a running clock, the other team has two timeouts, and a chip shot FG wins the game, DON’T SCORE.
If McFadden got to the first down line and took a knee, Dallas could have taken a knee three times and kicked a FG as time expired and the Redskins would have never gotten the ball back.
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This is EXACTLY what I was saying last night. Weech wasn’t having it
Despite Dallas eventually winning, guess who was right?
This FrenchFuck
And welcome backSir Squatch
1: I don’t think Dez made that catch
2: I think DJaxs elbow was down before the ball came out
3: I don’t know why they didn’t stop the game/save the ball from Wittens 1000th catch, seems like a huge milestone that deserved it.Dr Rypper MD
This ones on Hopkins…missed fg AND with 40 sec left why do you let White return that last kickoff…ball should have been kicked thru end zone like previous kicks…if casell starts the last drive from his 20 we would be in OT.
Sir Squatch
Dr Rypper MD I don’t think he intentionally didn’t get the touchback. The game is 100% on the offense, nobody else.
HailBandG
Both those kickers have huge legs and both had several returnable shorter KOs. There must have been some wind factors higher up.
Frenchie!
1. I think he did
2. I think his wrist was down. The elbow was not. Therefore it stood.
3. I concur
4. Cowboys still suxSir Squatch
HailBandG I actually think it was the field, you could see the receivers having issues keeping their feet all game, probably the same issue with kickers not wanting to fall down.
Sir Squatch
Frenchie – WOO HOO!!! SO LONG HAMFLU!!! I didn’t see his hand under the ball, I saw the ball on the ground and his hands on either side of it
Dr Rypper MD
Good point but damnit hopkins should have had 4 inch spikes on the left cleat then
Sir Squatch
Dr Rypper MD I mean, that is his job so it’s not like he’s completely faultless but still, the more you make your kicker kick, the better the odds of a miss or bad kick. We have been shit at scoring this year, need to fix that ASAP.
HailBandG
It’s also time to recognize that Will Blackmon wears down or gets mental lapses late in games. Whatever the scheme is for the day, they should make sure Breeland shadows the #1 in the 4th quarter.
Go Fuck a Tranny
If you just bet on the Redskins to lose every game you could if made a killing
Sir Squatch
How the NFL can continue to claim that officiating is not a problem blows my mind.
Frenchie!
Sir Squatch It’s cuz Blandino is an idiot
He tries so hard to defend the refs. Yet, he’s equally as bad as the refs on the field, if not worse at defending them.Dr Rypper MD
III agrees…I know Kirk may have a better grasp but when LeRibus and the bum he replaced at RG parted rushers like a sieve III had the wheels to avoid it. Kirks legs arent thick enough its like hes taking kid strides vs man strides or hes too short or slow. What I mean I guess is I see other qbs tuck it and get 5 or 10 if the man coverage is good and the DL blows by the pocket.. other qbs take those open running lanes kirk always checks down. How fond the memories are of III or Theismann tucking and running for the 1st when coverage was tight. Totally demor to a D on a 3rd down. My .02
Sir Squatch
Frenchie – WOO HOO!!! SO LONG HAMFLU!!! Did you see the interview where he claimed they only blew 4 calls a game? It’s funny that he specified that number was only based on what they reviewed and decided was wrong, not all the other calls that were missed.
Sir Squatch
I have to admit, people hate on RGIII all they want but it’s cool to see him on the sideline, still keeping in the games even though his fate in DC is sealed.
Dr Rypper MD
Physically they are but u cant contain an idea…like the cowboys making the playoffs and romo comin back…totally insane but we cant stop choy from believing it
Frenchie!
Sir Squatch I commend him for not taking the Ryan Mallett approach to this
Frenchie!
Sir Squatch Which one? There’s one every week on NFLN and they’re all terrible! Dan Hellie looks like he’s passing a kidney stone every time they show him listening to Blandino speak
Sir Squatch
Frenchie – WOO HOO!!! SO LONG HAMFLU!!! Sir Squatch http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2015/12/02/dean-blandino-rate-of-mistakes-by-officials-same-as-past-years/
Obie Juan and Only
Sir Squatch He is playing the part of professional backup….he is good at playing a part. He dug a deep hole for himself professionally. It will be interesting watching him blow his knees out in Philly next season. Kelly loves a guy with scar filled knees.
Dr Rypper MD
Kirks legs arent thick enough. When its tight man coverage and a lane opens and your check down is shadowed on the sideline for a 2 yd gain run it damnit but kirks slow baby strides cant or wont. Joe Theismann is not a big man 5’9″ but exposed those run lanes on 3rd down demoralizing a D when their coverage was perfect as did King Robert when the right side collapsed like last nite.
Obie Juan and Only
Frenchie – WOO HOO!!! SO LONG HAMFLU!!! Only comment on this is that when Eli screwed this up earlier in the season it didn’t work out so well. I didn’t have a huge problem with the mental error of going out of bounds but definitely a mistake. Garrett was taking a beating for scoring but I suspect he figured that they would just get a first on that play and scored.
Fitting ending to that game, Cowboys fucked up by finally doing something right then allowed the skins to get across the 50 with more fuckups, DJax burns Claiborne deep….
Cowboys obviously fucked up somewhere on the FG drive because a good drive by Dallas doesn’t just happen.
Dr Rypper MD
WHAAMP WHAAAMP WHAAAAMP I DIDNT LIKE THAT!
but were still in 1st w the easiest schedule…Frenchie!
The NFL needs full-time refs. And should commit to proper, long-term training for newbies.
Dr Rypper MD
Those anti racists take 8 points a game from us bc of our moniker
Obie Juan and Only
Frenchie – WOO HOO!!! SO LONG HAMFLU!!! Like the players, Refs should come up through the college ranks. Full time, well paid refs would be the answer so that the Refs from the college ranks with the best record of calling it right get the ‘promotion’….
Sir Squatch
Frenchie – WOO HOO!!! SO LONG HAMFLU!!! NFL also needs to use the college replay system and some penalties should be review-able.
You know, in addition to completely re-writing the rulebook.
Obie Juan and Only
Dr Rypper MD I thought it was an Indian on the helmet, honestly did not know they had changed it to a picture of DJax….
Sir Squatch
I know this is “moral victory” territory, but this team just feels different, this type of shit (https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/dc-sports-bog/wp/2015/12/08/dustin-hopkins-takes-responsibility-for-redskins-loss/ ) didn’t happen in years past, it would have been everyone blaming someone else.
Sir Squatch
Frenchie – WOO HOO!!! SO LONG HAMFLU!!! 5 “fixable” mistakes per game, no problem there! Lets just ignore all the ones that can’t be fixed
Obie Juan and Only
Dr Rypper MD They aren’t physically contained at all. Spreading all over the world. The entire point of their effort is to exhaust our resources.
Keep in mind, we can evaporate the entire Mideast in a minute. Everything else is us just being polite.
So we chase these guys around the world while everyone else sits back (China, India, Japan) building their economies.
Obama is a failure by not making it about the citizens of these countries not fighting for their own freedom. You never hear a call to arms for those within the mideast that what real change….
HailBandG
They kind of look like what they are. A team halfway through a new GM replacing 40+ guys in two offseasons.
Sir Squatch
HailBandG This offseason will be very interesting, that’s for sure.
Obie Juan and Only
Sir Squatch They are certainty on the right path. Recovering from the RGIII hangover. Too soon for them to win the NFCE. Would have actually resulted in a setback. Champ schedule plus picking around 20 would have ultimately slowed their progress.
As for Cowboys, torn as to the reality that they should cut Hardy for the cap benefit, play Gregory to see what they have, and play conservative to avoid the big injury (aka TANK) or taking some pride that at least they have the integrity to try hard in the face of obvious season debacle.
Where was that integrity when they signed Hardy?
Obie Juan and Only
DallasCowboysSux That might be the first I have seen from you that isn’t Cowboys Sux.
Sir Squatch
Obie Juan and Only I don’ think they should tank (I think the NFL should actually punish teams that tank), but I do think they should cut Hardy.
Frenchie!
Obie Juan and Only most of them do come up through the College ranks. The thing is that they are thrown directly into the NFL game now. With there being no more NFL Europe, there is no real practice time for new refs. And the training they receive is clearly not adequate
DallasCowboysSux
Obie Juan and Only Nigga you trippin… there is also Eagles Suck and Giants Suck.
Obie Juan and Only
Sir Squatch Obie Juan and Only I agree. Hard to prove someone tanks. Theoretically Cowboys are in it and they think Romo could be back for playoffs. So he comes back to lose in the first round and will get blasted for the loss even though he has more rust than the tin man….
Whatever, season is colossal disappointment.
Sir Squatch
Obie Juan and Only The entire division is a colossal disappointment, nobody wins this division, somebody just doesn’t lose it.
Sir Squatch
choyboy0724 I wonder who will pick him up next year when Chip releases him
Lupo
1) He would be the best RB on Dallas by far 2) Signing him didn’t stop the Eagles from signing anyone else. 3) Dallas sux
Sir Squatch
Beasting Again The dumpster fire at FedEx last night was the best
Lupo
Dallas should get Whitehead the ball more…. Washington hits harder than most teams, but someone should tell Hall to hit the other team…. Dallas OL is OVERRATED
Sir Squatch
Lupo Yeah the DHall thing is big this morning, almost killed Hatcher
Obie Juan and Only
Sir Squatch Obie Juan and Only Agreed. It is there for the taking. Even the Cowboys have a shot somehow….although I am not in Choys camp that they go 8-8, Romo comesback and they win the SB….
7-9 probably wins this division.
Sir Squatch
Lupo Disappointed in the blitz packages, again, Just not getting home with pressure with 3-4 man pressure, but do great when we do a safety blitz or odd package that throws off the oline.
Sir Squatch
Cousins did not throw a single pass in the red zone against Dallas
Lurkerbeast
I didn’t watch the game last night, but I assume both teams looked like ass and I saved myself 3.5 hours of life.
Lurkerbeast
I did hear on the radio this morning something about Djack fumbling the ball on a return late in the game? Was he being an idiot or did he need to try and make a play?
Sir Squatch
Lurkerbeast Redskins would have started at the 25 needing to just get a FG to win with plenty of time left and 2 timeouts, all he had to do was run out of bounds.
Lurkerbeast
Sir Squatch Lurkerbeast then this sounds like it leans more toward the idiot side of things
Lurkerbeast
I grew up as a cal bear fan. It’s funny, I had no idea how retarded Djack was until he went pro. I guess the wonderlic broke his dome.
Sir Squatch
Ross had 117 return yards, but hey, lets put in a pissed off DJax who has been screaming all game about wanting the ball.
Wentzadelphia
Didn’t he celebrate and drop the ball before he got in the end zone at Cal one time?
Lurkerbeast
Beasting Again Lurkerbeast if this is true then he receives double idiot points for not learning his lesson the first time.
Lurkerbeast
So stabbings after games are not relegated to 49er/Raider games. This is good to know.
Lupo
why didn’t DMC fall down? do players have no concept of time and place within the game? Dallas should have kicked a FG to win12-9 at the buzzer
Sir Squatch
Lupo They don’t even need to do that, do they? They had time for someone to yell in Cassels headset “Don’t fucking score!”
Lurkerbeast
This place is dangerous man, I got to get out of here! I’m going back over the NFCW where everyone is nice to each other, no one argues ever and everyone is welcome.
choyboy0724
Sean Lee is a beast and Dan Bailey is the best and most clutch kicker on the planet
Sir Squatch
choyboy0724 Or Dez is going to kill him, looked like he was going to last night already
Sir Squatch
lddsfuws Nope, Skins did a decent job on him when they needed to but seems like he had plenty of chances. Same thing for the Skins and DJax though, lots of times he had a step or two
choyboy0724
Marinelli is a very good DC but its beyond me why he doesn’t blitz more! It works most of the time
Sir Squatch
lddsfuws I’d rather have DJax fuming on the sideline than trying to hit a home run punt return.
Lupo
the catch where he ran out of bounds was the only play he was open all game
Sir Squatch
choyboy0724 Redskins started working around it in the second half, once they had a chance to look at the blitz packages because the the Cowboys sabotaged the electronics so no one could use them.
choyboy0724
Murray very well could be back in Dallas and for much less $ than they would’ve had to pay him this season
Thanks ChipSir Squatch
Dongtavious Steelwang I disapprove of the Redskins falling off the cliff with the Cowboys, we at least hold on by our fingernails for a little longer
penguinfarmer
Dongtavious Steelwang Flagged. Not enough blackface penguin.
Lupo
Cassel and Weeden as backups to fragile 35 year old Romo.. Thanks JJ
Sir Squatch
choyboy0724 Pretty sure by that point in the game everyone just expected the most insane things to happen
Wentzadelphia
What the fuck happened to the Cowboys O-line. They were supposed to be one of the best in the league yet they are one of the worst.
Sir Squatch
Lupo Really all anyone needs to see of highlights are the last 2 min without commercials
DallasCowboysSux
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Sir Squatch
Lupo Didn’t DMC get stopped for a loss at the 2 yard line by the 4th string ILB?
Wentzadelphia
Cole Beasly is a joke and was nowhere to be seen again. Didn’t the Cowboys give him an extension over the offseason?
Lupo
bunch of 1st rounders can’t block for 1 yard when they need it… and Collins was getting pushed back all game
Lupo
Cole Beasley signed a four year $13.6 million contract with the Dallas Cowboys on March 3, 2015. Beasley received a $4 million signing bonus and $5 million in full guarantees. His 2016 salary will become fully guaranteed of on the roster the 5th day of the 2016 League Year.
Sir Squatch
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The Redskins have a minus-73 differential when it comes to points off turnovers. No other team is worse than minus-40. Yikes.Sir Squatch
SMH, we FINALLY get our defense rolling and the offense can’t capitalize.
Wentzadelphia
I guess Cowboys fans are ready to admit Gregory, Collins and Jones aren’t the three 1st round talents they thought they were getting.
choyboy0724
Cowboys will win the division at 7-9 because they will have the best div record tie breaker
DallasCowboysSux
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
choyboy0724
Redskins for sure and Jets and Bills and who knows they can beat GB
Sir Squatch
choyboy0724 You do understand you barely beat a horrible Redskins team right?
Wentzadelphia
Have Cowboys fans that claimed Dez is a top 10 WR come to their senses after he had another average game?
choyboy0724
The one thing I love about the Cowboys is they will fight and battle to the end no matter what
Fiversons No Spin Zone
Redskins suck… I knew they would lose… Buncha bed shitting assholes….
Wentzadelphia
Are you talking about how they played during the 7 game losing streak?
Wentzadelphia
The one thing I love about Choy is he is clueless enough to claim the Cowboys fight and battle until the end even know they lost 7 game in a row this year. LOL
choyboy0724
You do understand GB lost their last two home games to Bears and Lions and needed a hail mary to avoid being swept by the Lions right?
TheBigDickInsideChoyboy
Beasting Again What I love most is his butthole.
choyboy0724
Shady prob goes for over 200 yds and 3 td’s and Rex is gonna eat Bradford for lunch
Sir Squatch
lddsfuws Be where I’ve been all year “I want the team to play well, and better each game”
penguinfarmer
lddsfuws Nihilist Fivers isn’t as big as that Arby’s twitter yet.
Fiversons No Spin Zone
And the resskins still have the tie breaker for first place? That is our division in a nutshell this year…
Fiversons No Spin Zone
@ Choy
Tell how the Cowboys go undefeated for the rest of the season and win the division….choyboy0724
Don’t have to
7-9 with best div record will do it after sweep of the Skinschoyboy0724
Enjoy your day and week Fives and other loser Redskins fans….I know I will
Monz Venus
The O-Line pretty much fucked Kirk in the 1st half, so this is apropos
Monz Venus
Gruden! Wake the fuck up!!! Your game plans suck!
http://i.imgur.com/YwJVMd1.gifvSir Squatch
choyboy0724 I will, I don’t let this blog or football change my enjoyment of a day or week
Lupo
that’s hard for him to grasp.. being a Dallas fan is his entire life
penguinfarmer
Monz Venus I like how his aroused expression is a reaction to the gif below.
Monz Venus
penguinfarmer Monz Venus I figured you could put a different jersey on Compton, say a Cows D-Line jersey or something……
Monz Venus
splooz It’s mine. I gave Jobu some shitty Bicardi for the sacrifice.
Dr Rypper MD
This div is in shambles and head coaches must shoulder the brunt of the blame…
TC costs his team 3 wins w clock mngmnt
Chip cut all his skill position talent and makes a good D tired by the 4th qtr.
Jays playcalling is suspect at best although I firmly believe Djax and Hopkins must take blame last night.
Garrett…hes not the authority Parcells was and his locker room shows it. He botched last nights clock mnngt forcing Bailey to hit a 54yd fg to win vs.a 24 yd kick. They should have run it 3 times and kicked. I know McFad shouldn’t have went out on 1st down but arent all of these little mental errors coachable mistakes?Monz Venus
I understand the bEast Curse, but WTF is the curse hanging over the Skins in primetime?
Sir Squatch
Both Hopkins and DJax said it was there fault (there is a first for the Redskins), but Hatcher said it best, “Everybody could have done something different. You just can’t single guys out. You know, it’s tough on them right now, we understand, but you can’t single guys out. It’s a team sport. No individual has ever lost a game.”
Monz Venus
Sir Squatch Truth. But it’s nice to see the guilty culprits own their fuckups.
Sir Squatch
Monz Venus Sure, but it was on more than just them. ST fucked up, WRs fucked up, Reed fucked up, Oline fucked up, Cousins fucked up, Jay fucked up, McVay fucked up, Barry fucked up
Frenchie!
Hey Choy,
You guys are still 4-8. With the Packers up next. In Lambeau….
YOU LIKE THAT???Monz Venus
Sir Squatch Monz Venus Oh, I agree 100%. They should all line up at the podium and say it in unison.
Sir Squatch
Frenchie – WOO HOO!!! SO LONG HAMFLU!!! Rodgers better show the fuck up
Dr Rypper MD
Why no decent blitz packages on lame matt when last year Haz cover zeroed Romo into submission??
Sir Squatch
Dr Rypper MD I think we are still at the bottom of the league in blitz’s
Fiversons No Spin Zone
Reed is a fucking penalty machine… Our St were horrible, the Cowboys started on their 40 most drives, and the offensive line was offensive… No pass rush as usual… Thy just suck all around… Fuck all of them…
Sir Squatch
Fiversons No Spin Zone We had decent pressure, but we needed more than a 4 man rush to finish the job.
Fiversons No Spin Zone
Can’t do that… Barry is allergic to sending more then 4…
Fiversons No Spin Zone
I expect Barry to be an asshole and send only 4 all the time… It’s what he does best..
Dr Rypper MD
I had to burn a sick day Im so sick from fat jays wr screens on 3rd and 6
Fiversons No Spin Zone
Our o line was just dominated… I hate those play calls as well, but I understand why he did it…
Dr Rypper MD
Gibbs would max protect send 3 in the route and let an accurate qb like kirk supposedly place the ball to where only the posse could get it
Sir Squatch
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NFL: Monday night’s technical snafu was a power issue not a tablet problem https://t.co/qR82yCbsYU
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Pretty obvious this was a ploy by the Cowboys to stop the Redskins from adjusting to their blitz packages that they had never run this year.Sir Squatch
Oline did okay after the first quarter, Jay needs to Lear how to send Jones on a chip block and free as a dump off, was open every time last night. Also, why get away from bootleg when it was working?
Dr Rypper MD
This beast sux my dick, at 5-7 in Dec I should be looking fwd to Xmas shopping New Years eve , family and friends, u know how it usually is since Snyder defiled our reputation… anything but watching sucky jay hoping for a div title only to get crushed in the playoffs
Sir Squatch
penguinfarmer Sir Squatch Weech http://i.imgur.com/IOlpwRH.jpg
Sir Squatch
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Reports of a stabbing at FedEx Field last night are inaccurate. A stabbing did not occur during or after the gamepenguinfarmer
Dongtavious Steelwang Dez did it. And they’re hiding the video.
Dongtavious Steelwang
penguinfarmer Dongtavious Steelwang If it’s anything like his catches lately, they’ll get overturned on replay.
Dr Rypper MD
Sorry to be so morose but outside of Elis two flukey runs and since the demise of McNabb no one here actually had real expectations before week 1 to goto a sb like a NE Seattle, Denver has these past couple years for example
Sir Squatch
Dongtavious Steelwang Jay should have challenged that one last night
Dongtavious Steelwang
Sir Squatch Dongtavious Steelwang Thought there was a small chance that D-Jax’s fumble would get overturned, but he was almost asking to turn that ball over while “trying to make a play”
Sir Squatch
Dongtavious Steelwang I think he was down, but understand why they didn’t, and the Redskins didn’t deserve to have it overturned anyways
JosephR2225
Alas, actually working. It’s the worst. How to people do this all year?
Dongtavious Steelwang
What, training for ambulance chasing isn’t working?
Sir Squatch
Weech Eagles win, Eagles fan magically show up. Just like Cowboys fans being here before 2pm
JosephR2225
I don’t even want to talk about the Eagles. They just make me mad.
Sir Squatch
JosephR2225 But they beat the Pats, and Demarco Murray is fighting for playing time!
Dongtavious Steelwang
Weech Is Mrs. Whitten still in touch with Brookings?
JosephR2225
The 180 on sports talk radio is mildly entertaining, but with Edelman or Gronk the Patriots win that game by 20. With Edelman AND Gronk they win by 50.
Sir Squatch
Weech Figures that Witten would be into freaky bestiality shit.
Weech
1000 receptions, bruh. I don’t see how he doesn’t make it to the HOF now.
Dongtavious Steelwang
Weech He likely will, just probably not 1st ballot.
Weech
You don’t think? Was Gonzalez first ballot?
Regardless, that first ballot stuff is overrated. What does it matter if it took 5 tries just so long as you get in, you’re immortalized.Dongtavious Steelwang
Weech Gonzo hasn’t been nominated yet because he hasn’t been retired for 5 years. But I almost guarantee that he will be because he’s 2nd all time on receptions next to the Jerry.
Weech
Well, all I know is Witten defied that dreaded 7-year slump that Phyllis was telling us all about.
penguinfarmer
Weech But I think that arbitrary 7 year thing was a Vinnie concoction. I don’t love him.
splooz
I don’t believe our OL fared badly in pass protection…Dallas sent 1-3 more rushers than we had blockers regularly. Our OL held up mostly in their individual assignments and I put the pressure on the coaches and QB for not adjusting, throwing screens, calling more draws, and hot routing.
splooz
Fuck the football gods for they are miserly cunts. May they get Cabin in the Woods’d.
splooz
I’m saving all the mouse turds that MISIS has carpet bombed my new casa with for your mexican pizza.
Go Fuck a Tranny
Sir Squatch Since Reese took over in 2007, only five of his draft picks have signed long-term extensions with the team, and one is a long snapper.
Go Fuck a Tranny
Sir Squatch we have a lot of people to blame just dont pick on TC
Go Fuck a Tranny
Sir Squatch By Monday morning, more than 2,000 fans had voted in a New York Daily News poll about Coughlin’s future, with 80% voting, “Yes, Fire Him!”
splooz
Weech would eat it as he mules a load of illegals in his butthole. He’s eaten worse.
Sir Squatch
Matt Mosley 4.1 Almost 2400 votes to fire him, 700 to keep him now
Obie Juan and Only
How long before Murray declares Kelly a racist after being cut?
Kelly has a classic management problem where the Chief sees tells all the Indians things will be great and then can’t deliver – just more and more white men coming to take their reps.
Monz Venus
Beasting Again That one on the front left kind of looks like Dez.
Lupo
the Chief sees tells all the Indians things will be great is this English?
splooz
Given that all of their RBs are African Booty Scratchers, which white RB is taking Murray’s reps?
Lupo
in his obsessive rush to troll Kelly and the Eagles once again, he missed a few key ingredients
Sir Squatch
https://twitter.com/ProFootballTalkhttps://twitter.com/ProFootballTalk
LeSean McCoy doesn’t regret, or back down from saying Chip Kelly got rid of “all the good black players” https://t.co/sALKC68RlNWentzadelphia
Another horrible night for Hardy and Gregory. 3 tackles between the 2 of them and not a sack. LOL
Sir Squatch
This is how you troll Chip for being a racist, newb shit going on down there.
Sir Squatch
Beasting Again Hardy had some pressure, I didn’t know Gregory played.
Go Fuck a Tranny
Activist hacking group Anonymous have declared this Friday December 11 a “trolling day” against the so-called terrorist group Islamic State (ISIS) as part of its cyber campaign against the militant Islamist group.
Wentzadelphia
Sir Squatch I’m not saying he didn’t but Hardy hasn’t lived up to the contract. He is a cancer.
Frenchie!
Move over DeMarco you whiny cunt
Mathews is back!
Ryan Mathews (concussion) returned to practice Tuesday.The Philadelphia Daily News’ Les Bowen reported Mathews made progress in the protocol Monday and was going to meet with a neurologist Tuesday morning. That meeting apparently went well, and Mathews is back on the practice field. Mathews may not be fully cleared at this point, but this practice puts him on track to play against Buffalo. With DeMarco Murray basically benched last week, Mathews could be the starting running back against the Bills. He needs to be added wherever available.splooz
When a splooz needs some cheering, rely on the classics
http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/the-sinatra-group/n10008Frenchie!
Mind you, I fully expect Murray to start on Sunday & get his highest carry total of the season. Simply because Chip NEEDS to look like he made the right move in dumping McCoy. And since Kiko isn’t doing it….
Lupo
Cowboys have by far highest ranked D in division, best div record (3-2) & road record (3-3) BUT the NFL’s 2nd hardest remaining schedule.
In what world is this defense thing true? yards per game? lolrep138
splooz
RIP Phil and Jan. I think Seth MacFarlane could step in as Sinatra now.Frenchie!
Lupo No clue
Can’t even claim Lupo Math on this. Makes no sense at allWentzadelphia
The Cowboys rank 29th in the NFL in points with 7 more points than Cleveland. We all knew they wouldn’t be as good as last season but I doubt any of us thought they would suck this bad.
Sir Squatch
Weech Total defense being yards? 15th PPG, in the 20s in DVOA.
Lupo
I don’t blame you…. I just don’t give much credence to YPG stats for defenses
rep138
Lupo
There defense is pretty good. It’s very good when you factor in the offensive support they get.Lupo
the Eagles put up 33 points on them.. they have some good players(Lee is a beast) but I don’t think their D is anything but average
Monz Venus
Thanks Splooz, that was some classic stuff indeed. SNL was always a favorite back in the day.
Fiversons No Spin Zone
I am going to quit the NFL if Dallas wins the division this year…
splooz
That was the peak (IMO) and likely my favorite skit. I also loved Sprockets doing Germany’s Most Disturbing Home Videos.
Fiversons No Spin Zone
I hope I are right lupo… And I hope the packers just put an absolute beat down on them…
Frenchie!
Fiversons No Spin Zone And Choy’s mom. Cuz I assume she’s a whore too
rep138
Lupo
They lead the NFCE is points per game, rushing yards per game, passing yards per game etc..
They also held the Eagles to 10 points in the first game. In the second game the Eagles scored a defensive TD on a pick. I think they are legit.Sir Squatch
rep138 Lack to TOs is killing them, D’s can’t survive without TOs.
rep138
splooz
Chris Farley auditioning for Chippendales is classic. John Hamm playing Senator Scott Brown was also great for a modern one.Monz Venus
rep138 splooz Some of the Farley stuff was superb, but I’m old school. I enjoyed it from the very beginning.
Lupo
the Yards stat do nothing for me….. they are a middle of the pack defense…. best in the East, tallest midget
rep138
Lupo
The stats put them there, but I think if they had good offensive support they are in to the top ten.87fiveoh254
https://twitter.com/Ryan_McCrystal https://twitter.com/Ryan_McCrystal/status/674115375827554308https://twitter.com/Ryan_McCrystal/status/674115375827554308
Here’s how the NFC East finishes in four-way 6-10 tie, with Cowboys winning division (its scarily realistic)Sir Squatch
87fiveoh254 Yesterday I said it would never happen. Now…well….wow.
rep138
Lupo
PPG is all that matters it’s not bad for a defense that gets no offensive support and no turnovers.Wentzadelphia
I fully expect the Cowboys to cut Greg Hardy after this weeks loss to the Packers.
choyboy0724
I fully expect you to never shut up and continue to keep posting stupid memes all day
Wentzadelphia
I fully expect you to keep being this blogs biggest gaping asshole.
choyboy0724
You have and will continue to own that title untill the end of time.
Wentzadelphia
That’s like saying I know you are but what am I. You prove what an assclown you are on a daily basis.
choyboy0724
You provide all of us here with living proof of that every single day
Sir Squatch
Lupo There isn’t anything in this scenario that requires a serious reach, biggest is probably the Cowboys beating the Jets but that wouldn’t be unheard of.
Wentzadelphia
I prove you are a gaping asshole and an ass clown. Truth is you do a good enough job of that yourself.
choyboy0724
At this point, nothing would surprise me in this division, except if Beaster stopped posting anti cowboys obama memes. Now that would be shocking.
Wentzadelphia
How about if you stopped posting all the stupid Cowboys predictions?
Wentzadelphia
U talk about male on male butt sex as if it’s on your mind on the regs. Is there something you would like to come out and tell us?
choyboy0724
Beaster and Fives are living proof why the Republican party should be elliminated.
Wentzadelphia
You are living proof that your parents should have aborted.
Lupo
it wouldn’t be unheard of… I just think someone(not Dallas) gets to 7 wins
Obie Juan and Only
http://www.fox5dc.com/news/56367747-story
At least the Cowboys keep their thugs on the field, not in the stands.
Lupo
that’s not fair, Dallas fans can’t stab anyone at the home games, they don’t go
Usausausausa
I think the Cowboys do in the next 4 games without Romo, what they have done all year; play good defense, stay close, and lose.
EaglesAreGoodSoSTFU148
Murray thought he was still in Dallas and go undermine the coach and cry to the owner about playing time. Sit your ass on the bench and let Kenjon Barner take your job
Obie Juan and Only
EaglesSux148 I think he thought he was in Dallas with an actual offensive line and a professional coaching staff that puts people in place to be successful in the scheme, not pretending to do it the other way around.
EaglesAreGoodSoSTFU148
Lol yeah Dez without a catch against the Redskins secondary for three quarters is a successful scheme
Obie Juan and Only
Usausausausa About right. I think if they go 2-2 I will be impressed. Possible some opponent totally wets the bed but they need so much help to win the division every team in the NFCE seems to be doing everything they can to keep the Cowboys in it but they need some really collosal failures I thin kt o make it happen.
Sir Squatch
EaglesSux148 Didn’t they get held to under 100 yards rushing against a bottom 10 rush d in the league?
Obie Juan and Only
EaglesSux148 They are using about 1/3 of the playbook with Cassel. Cassel is playing flat out conservative, same issue with Weeden.
Laughable.
EaglesAreGoodSoSTFU148
Didn’t McFadden run out of bounds then Dallas tried and successfully scored aTD to give the ball back to the Redskins with over a minute left? We could go on
EaglesAreGoodSoSTFU148
If your first third of your playbook isn’t to give the ball to Dez then your playbook sucks
Obie Juan and Only
Sir Squatch EaglesSux148 Lol, 97 yards. 4 YPC. Whats your point…..Skins had 73 yards total rush and only 2.8 per carry.
Laughable.
Cowboys gave up the ball 3 times deep in the Skins territory and still won the game with Cassel.
Laughable.
Wentzadelphia
Cowboys fans talking about that pathetic O-line as if it’s good is laughable. That line hasn’t been close to an average let alone good unit all season.
EaglesAreGoodSoSTFU148
Running into the blitz every time also isn’t a bright idea
Obie Juan and Only
Beasting Again Then why are the Cowboys 10th in yards per attempt with a crew of RBs that make less in total than Ryan Matthews.
By comparison the fucking Eagles and the ‘scheme’ are 19th with a $16 million backfield.
YOU KNOW NOTHING.
Obie Juan and Only
Lupo Was that before or after the TD to take the lead late in the game?
Sir Squatch
Obie Juan and Only Before, when Dez made the questionable catch on the 2 and Dallas couldn’t punch it in.
Obie Juan and Only
Lupo Why wouldn’t it have been….last time a QB or someone said not to score the Giant lost.
Sir Squatch
Obie Juan and Only Cowboys could have won the game then and there, but gave the ball back to the Redskins to score and tie the game.
Obie Juan and Only
EaglesSux148 $16 million in FA so a rookie can carry the ball…Yeah!!!
Weech
Skins are the only team to lose to Cassel/Weeden this year.
LOL RedskinsWentzadelphia
Obie Juan and Only Are you stupid enough to say it’s all about how much they get paid. If so take a look at how much the Cowboys are paying that horrid WR staff and how much less the Eagles are paying for better stats. It’s laughable.
Obie Juan and Only
Lupo They would have if McF didn’t score. They didn’t expect him to score, they were running the ball to run the clock. Stupid debate.
Wentzadelphia
Obie Juan and Only EaglesSux148 Kind of like Cole Beasly’s pay and what the fuck does he do other than disappear?
Wentzadelphia
Last night we saw the Darren McFadden we all know and love. 1 injury, 2 turnovers and 1 boneheaded play late in the game.
EaglesAreGoodSoSTFU148
I’d trade $16mil in cap space for three 1st round picks any day
Fiversons No Spin Zone
For a home team, we rally seemed to get a couple questionable calls against us…
Sir Squatch
Obie Juan and Only Running the ball to run the clock, they forgot to mention to not run out of bounds or into the endzone
Sir Squatch
Lupo Even if you decide to go for the TD because you don’t trust kickers (hey, I get it), you don’t do it with that much time left.
EaglesAreGoodSoSTFU148
You must of not seen Ed Hochuli against the Eagles when he was reffing for the Cowboys
Sir Squatch
Lupo Sure, but I’d rather take the TD if I had the choice than ask a kicker to make a FG.
Fiversons No Spin Zone
Cowboy fans don’t make it easy to like them so they?
Sir Squatch
EaglesSux148 Officiating is just fine in the NFL! You guys are nuts! Only 4.5 fixable mistakes missed per game!
JosephR2225
I’m Eagles Desean Jackson and I have DirecTV
JosephR2225
I’m Redskins Desean Jackson, and I have cable.
http://i.imgur.com/t3y40WY.gifSir Squatch
JosephR2225 Could have started that drive at almost the 30 to win the game with a fucking FG.
Weech
All kidding aside, it was pretty obvious that he was trying way too hard to recreate that magic again.
Sir Squatch
Weech He was pissed that he was open all game and not really thrown to, wanted to show he deserved a shot.
splooz
True but he redeemed himself. Our ST as a unit cost us this game. Not just Jackson. The missed FG, the Whitehead returns, and the Jackson stupidity. All brutal.
Sir Squatch
splooz Part of the hand, which you can put on the ground and not be down. I still think his elbow was down first
splooz
But it’s not part of the hand. It’s part of the arm. Which is why I think that’s stupid.
Weech
I think the NFL is coming to a head with their rules/officiating. It’s getting way too complex and it’s pissing everyone off. There are just too many rules.
Sir Squatch
splooz Well we know they don’t know what a catch, OPI, DPI, Crack-back block, or grounding are
Sir Squatch
Weech When the head of officiating says they are doing just fine, you know nothing is going to happen.
Weech
I think QBs should be allowed to throw anything away. Anything that doesn’t go past the LOS is a fumble even if it’s a forward pass.
Lupo
Jackson’s fumble was correctly called. The ball came out when his hand hit the ground. The hand includes the front and back of the hand and wrist. You have to get to the forearm or elbow when you are talking about being down
Sir Squatch
Lupo I think every OPI they called on both teams were wrong as well. the DPI on Breeland was crap and the one on Blackmon was an uncatchable ball. That at the very least should be review able.
JosephR2225
I fell asleep on my couch last night about halfway through the first quarter and woke up just as the Redskins got the ball tied at 9 all. It was the best TV decision I have made since bailing on Dexter after the John Lithgow season.
Weech
The second to last season was OK too, with Edward James Olmos and Colin Hanks.
But that finale was so cringe worthy.Dongtavious Steelwang
Sir Squatch JosephR2225 I think Tracy Morgan made a movie about it
Weech
I seriously can’t remember the last time I belted out a laugh like I did when DeSean first went backwards and then Dallas recovered.
Sir Squatch
Weech I’m interested in what people would be saying about the game if the Redskins had scored the TD, gotton a touchback and managed to win in OT.
Dongtavious Steelwang
Sir Squatch Weech Still would be a described as a pissing contest between who wanted to lose the game more.
Dongtavious Steelwang
“I have my own reasons to feel how I felt. I think it’s the
difference between me and other players. Is other players will only say
how they feel. I’m different. I’ll speak how I feel, but I
really don’t want to relive that. I said what I said, it is what it is. I
have no issue with Chip. I don’t have no hatred or nothing against him.
We’re not best friends or nothing like that, but I have nothing
negative to say about him.”
http://philadelphia.cbslocal.com/2015/12/08/lesean-mccoy-chip-kelly/
Dis gun be gudSir Squatch
Dongtavious Steelwang Yeah but would be interesting to see how DJaxs TD would be framed, how DMCs TD would be seen and Kirks play.
Weech
Skins fans have to admit, once DJacc shed that tackel on the 5ish, that you thought he might have some daylight to do something. I know I did.
My colon quivered a bit.Sir Squatch
Weech I didn’t, I figured he was going to get hammered at the 1 and have a safety win the game for the Cowboys
Dongtavious Steelwang
Weech I understand he wanted to make a play, but cutting back that close to the end zone is a dangerous proposition.
Sir Squatch
Weech The second he turned back, I knew bad things were going to happen.
Weech
Somehow I thought Dallas woudl find a way to F it up. Glad it didn’t happen that way.
Sir Squatch
HailBandG He had 100+ return yards yesterday, you think he or Crowder would have been worse?
Weech
DJacc is the bigger home run threat. I think it was 100% the right call.
HailBandG
Crowder would have been the safe choice. But nobody told Jackson to lose his mind trying to make a big play. He’s been a very good punt returner in the past. Not the time in the game to give Ross his first ever career punt return.
Sir Squatch
Weech DJax hasn’t been a home run threat on punts since 2010, he hasn’t done shit for the Skins in the return game and shouldn’t have been put in that position when he was itching to blow up. Bad coaching decision.
Sir Squatch
https://twitter.com/MikeJonesWaPo https://twitter.com/MikeJonesWaPo/status/674318822174781440https://twitter.com/MikeJonesWaPo/status/674318822174781440https://twitter.com/search?q=place%3A3f5897b87d2bf56c
Gruden says “we were kind of hodge-podge” with substitutions and play selection. Said they never got into a flow.
————–
You were shit Jay, shit. Not Hodge-podge, you were shit.Weech
To be fair, both coaches were. I think the tablet outage played a role in that. Even Cassel commented on it after the game.
Sir Squatch
Weech If the tablet outage really had that much effect, the NFL needs to make major changes.
Justin cell
U people should all be rooting for Dallas to win the division and break the curse!
Lupo
it’s funny that the story keeps changing.. and who is Werder’s source? Demarco? his agent?
Dongtavious Steelwang
Sir Squatch Justin cell Too much effort being put in to troll people here with fake alts….
Sir Squatch
Weech If teams really need them so badly they should have multiple backups in place so that type of thing never happens. John Gruden said last night it should be that big of deal, but if the shitty coaching from both sides of the ball really was caused by the tablets going down, then NFL needs to invest in making sure it doesn’t happen
Dongtavious Steelwang
Sir Squatch Weech And we all know that’s not going to happen, and “communication” issues on the sideline with a multi-billion dollar industry which can surely afford the infrastructure will not shell out to improve anything.
Lupo
I don’t doubt him.. just trying to figure out the motivation behind the leak
Dongtavious Steelwang
The real Squatch would’ve said something about whiskey by now
WHO SENT YOUSir Squatch
Dongtavious Steelwang Obviously not impossible, but there are three accounts in here all running the same IP as him, so either someone knows his IP and copied it to make it look like it’s him posting under other account names (that’s a lot of work to troll someone who isn’t here), or it’s him.
Fiversons No Spin Zone
Wasn’t Mcvay suppose to be a brilliant up and coming offensive mind? I wonder what happened with that… Maybe Jay has rubbed his suck onto him..
Dongtavious Steelwang
Sir Squatch Dongtavious Steelwang It’s probably the person putting in way too much effort to troll people who wonders why people aren’t coming back. Unfortunately.
Sir Squatch
Fiversons No Spin Zone Do we know McVay is calling plays? There are two distinct play callers, you can see it on the field, I just don’t know which is which The only thing I have to go on is when Jay was calling plays last year, which look a lot like the shitty calls being made this year.
Fiversons No Spin Zone
He has been calling plays the entire seasons according to everything I have read…
Sir Squatch
Fiversons No Spin Zone I’ve never seen anyone confirm that McVay is in complete control of play calling.
Fiversons No Spin Zone
I don’t think he is in complete control, Jay throws in some things from time to time… But his calls the vast majority of he plays… And Callahan will chime in as well…
Sir Squatch
Fiversons No Spin Zone Again, we don’t know who is calling what or when. They need to give control to one person, not 3.
penguinfarmer
Lupo We all know it’s you. You’re trying too hard by asking yourself.
Sir Squatch
HailBandG There you go, don’t know who what or when. Need to give full control to McVay and move on.
Dongtavious Steelwang
Fiversons No Spin Zone So, exactly the issue with the Cowboys not long ago.
Monz Venus
Sir Squatch Nobody knows what it’s like to have this many injuries!
Sir Squatch
Lupo Going to be a tough game, I hope we can stay in it though.
Dongtavious Steelwang
splooz “Trust the process”
-Sam Hinkie, to Dana in the alley behind a Philly StarbucksLupo
the Bears roster is not full of talent (esp. on D), but they are very well coached
Sir Squatch
Lupo And the Redskins have a good amount of talent, but aren’t very well coached.
splooz
“That’ll be 2 2nd round picks please”
– Dana as he pulls Hinkie’s taint pubics from his teeth.Wentzadelphia
The best move Ruben made was sticking the Nats with this piece of shit for the next few years.
http://espn.go.com/mlb/story/_/id/14310136/jonathan-papelbon-files-grievance-washington-nationalsLupo
right? they could’ve had Noel, http://espn.go.com/nba/player/_/id/3032977/giannis-antetokounmpo (taken four spots after http://insider.espn.go.com/nbadraft/draft/tracker/player?draftyear=2010&playerId=18156-Williams), http://espn.go.com/nba/player/_/id/2990992/marcus-smart (two after Embiid), http://espn.go.com/nba/player/_/id/3064440/zach-lavine (one after Dario Saric) and http://espn.go.com/nba/player/_/id/3102531/kristaps-porzingis (one after Okafor)
Dongtavious Steelwang
Lupo Would rather have Krapsnaps instead of Chokeafor
Sir Squatch
The Naples Daily News reports that Florida Man Noe Dejesus, 33, has been charged with a DUI after he was pulled over at 3 PM Saturday while driving 110 MPH in a Cadillac with three women while completely naked.
Wentzadelphia
Lupo I hope the women. If it was just him I don’t want to hang with him.
Sir Squatch
Lupo The trooper stopped the car. He noticed the driver had no shirt on and an open 12-pack of Corona beer between the driver’s seat and the front passenger seat, reports said. He asked the driver, Noe Dejesus, 33, to step out of the car.
When Dejesus opened the door, the trooper saw he was naked, reports said.Wentzadelphia
Sir Squatch Why are you reading the Naples news? Do you miss Cloister so much that you are looking for him in the paper?
Sir Squatch
Beasting Again No, saw the story below then was just looking around and saw that
#InJayWeTrust
Big win by the Wizards last night. Gotta love basketball season
splooz
Didn’t they turn down an offer of Smart for Noel recently and you all mocked it?
Wentzadelphia
Chicago has some of the most gun violence of anywhere in America. Shows how those strict gun laws are working, Or Not!
Fiversons No Spin Zone
I wish there was a way to just let all the gang bangers kill themselves and not innocent people…
Lupo
it was smart and 16 and James Young for Noel, Covington and 3… it was an awful trade proposal
Wentzadelphia
The fact that Chicago is still has some of the most gun violence speaks volumes about the law.
Fiversons No Spin Zone
It goes to show that criminals will always posses guns because that’s what makes them criminals, not obeying laws…
penguinfarmer
Beasting Again Per capita, it’s not actually within the top 10.
Wentzadelphia
You can’t be serious. Do you mean to tell me you don’t think the criminals will give up their guns if the government asks them to?
Fiversons No Spin Zone
It’s ducking brutal in Chicago…. Not sure it can get much worse than there…
Fiversons No Spin Zone
U know your city is bad when it’s safer to live in Detroit….
Wentzadelphia
Fiversons No Spin Zone U would have to be a damn fool to want to bring your family up in Chicago.
penguinfarmer
Fiversons No Spin Zone The 10 states with the http://www.cdc.gov/nchs/pressroom/sosmap/Homicide.htm were: Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama, Arkansas, Maryland, Oklahoma, South Carolina, New Mexico, Missouri and Michigan. That lists includes six states that also have the highest firearm death rates.
http://www.cdc.gov/nchs/pressroom/sosmap/Homicide.htmFiversons No Spin Zone
I feel bad for the people trying to live there… Can’t even go outside without risking getting shot…
Wentzadelphia
Lupo penguinfarmer Thanks for pointing this out. I took this from that article.
So what about Chicago? We can say that there are a lot of people and a lot of shootings in Chicago. That the rate of gun violence is almost certainly higher than in most cities. And that it will remain a centerpiece of the gun control debate at least until January 20, 2017.Usausausausa
Another great Christmas song.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XiSPNaQNGOYpenguinfarmer
Fiversons No Spin Zone This is excluding suicides btw which accounts for 63% of gun fatalities.
Wentzadelphia
U laugh? I will keep my family in Boca Raton Fl where gun violence is low and you move to Chicago with your loved ones. Lets see how that works out over the next 50 years.
Wentzadelphia
Usausausausa That’s one of my favorites. U2 has been great forever.
Fiversons No Spin Zone
. I don’t really care about the rankings, Chicago is a shit hole of violence…
Wentzadelphia
So now you call me a piece of shit because I want to keep my family in a safe area. You claim to be a tolerant of others yet you posted this. You are proving who the piece of shit really is.
penguinfarmer
Fiversons No Spin Zone It’s an isolated area within one of the more dense metropolitan areas in the nation. Much like taking a story and applying it as concrete statistics for an entire broad area.
rep138
Usausausausa
Darlene Love used to sing it every year on Letterman for 29 years. She’s like 70 something and still has a great voice.Fiversons No Spin Zone
You have horrible taste in Christmas music… Probably the worst ever..
splooz
The executives said the Celtics were looking to trade point guard Marcus Smart and the Nos. 16 and 28 picks in the first round to Philadelphia for center/forward Nerlens Noel and the No. 3 pick. But the 76ers, the executives said, weren’t interested.
Fiversons No Spin Zone
I’m not doing that, it’s impossible to do… I just said it’s a violet shit hole…
Lupo
I call you a piece of shit b/c that’s what you are… go fuck yourself
Usausausausa
Well said rep…a truly great version.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3I_TcmOxarwFiversons No Spin Zone
I see Lupo just picked up the slack for Justin… Nice of him to be up for the challenge…
Wentzadelphia
You claim to be a good tolerant Libtard yet you speak to others like this. You might want to look in the mirror and be honest with yourself. In other words stop acting like such a pussy assed punk and Man the fuck up.
penguinfarmer
Fiversons No Spin Zone Southside sure. Chicago is a fun town.
Wentzadelphia
He is acting like a little bitch for no apparent reason other than I said something he didn’t want to hear. Kind of funny to see him go after me the way he is when he claims to be a tolerant libtard.
Fiversons No Spin Zone
I will take your word for it… Plus it’s way too cold….
Wentzadelphia
Fiversons No Spin Zone And you are right. Nobody with any type of common sense would move to a shit hole like that.
rep138
Usausausausa
She also sang “Christmastime for the Jews” on SNL. Great voice.Fiversons No Spin Zone
He just really hate bester and conservative ideals… Other than that and him being an Eagels fan, he is alright…
Wentzadelphia
Matt Mosley 4.1 He’s gotten worse since he came here. I kinda feel bad for the little guy.
Usausausausa
Awesome.
I would have posted a third rendition b Mariah Carey which was also great but this is a tough crowd.Wentzadelphia
Fiversons No Spin Zone Don’t agree with my conservative ideals but to act like a complete piece of shit just because he doesn’t proves what he really is.
Fiversons No Spin Zone
@ Sploozy
Shitrant doesn’t hate all Jews, just the ones that in Israel that are associated with h zionists takeover of the Middle East…. So I think u are off the hook man…splooz
He’d love me if he ever met me. I’m lovable.
I’d also break his fucking nazi neck and stick his head up his cunt hole.Wentzadelphia
He like most Libtards, they have so much hate in their hearts for anyone who doesn’t agree with the way they see things. They don’t want to talk things out as they know they will be proven wrong so they just speak their views and spew their hate. It’s sad.
Wentzadelphia
This is a great holiday song. Part 4.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YSOZP_M6eMrep138
Fiversons No Spin Zone
In my experience working with Israel Jews. Israeli Jews > NY Jews.Fiversons No Spin Zone
I will celebrate it with my buddy Sploozy… As long as he calls my decorated tree a Christmas tree and not a holiday tree…
splooz
It’s all Christmas in this catholic jews house. Fuck the holidays…give me Christmas or give me death!
Fiversons No Spin Zone
I only know nc Jews, and they are just fine folk..
penguinfarmer
splooz A lot of Florida Jews are former NY Jews. So I’m not so sure about that.
splooz
All the family splooz lives in NC and they are some fine folk. I even like the NC blacks. So nice and helpful and good at cooking stuff.
Monz Venus
splooz One of my former girlfriends was a flight attendant for United Airlines. The word among the crews was that the worst flight of all to work was LaGuardia to West Palm Beach. Nothing but obnoxious Jews!
splooz
I’d imagine that’s still better than a Malaysian Air flight…amirite?
Dr Rypper MD
When the defense decided to feel some pride in 2012 III and shanny guided the ship into port. Now this year the defense climbed out of the garbage can and plays with some pride Jay and Kirk have left us adrift…
Fiversons No Spin Zone
I thought today was very provocative and productive… Another good day on ska..
13 days since the last Justin sighting….Dr Rypper MD
A 3-8 team on the schedule should be a win in a playoff hunt jay
Monz Venus
#InJayWeTrust Beasting Again Whatever you do, do not touch anyone. We already have one too many Choys.
Fiversons No Spin Zone
and we get yet again a team hat is coming off more than 7 days rest…. What is that, 5 out of he last 7 teams?
Dr Rypper MD
The stars have aligne d for fat jay and hes too dense to take it
Dr Rypper MD
Anti moniker bias…getting criminal at this point. Save the name
Fiversons No Spin Zone
If we won last night I would feel better… But this mitt save us from the embarrassing beats won the Seahawks would give us for the 4th time in the playoffs…
Wentzadelphia
Fiversons No Spin Zone It was a very enjoyable day but the truth is Justin is here almost every day. He just doesn’t post on his original name. Instead he posts under 2 Alts.
Wentzadelphia
Monz Venus Fiversons No Spin Zone Shoulda changed the name.
Monz Venus
Beasting Again Monz Venus Fiversons No Spin Zone The Washington Savages would work, I guess.
Monz Venus
Beasting Again Monz Venus Fiversons No Spin Zone I wonder if they could just drop “Red” and call themselves the ‘Skins?
Dr Rypper MD
Anyones could have some red skins layin around…either painted or possibly irritated by rash…the possibilities if red skins is endless. ..
Monz Venus
I wonder if the Liptards are after these guys to change their names as well?
Dr Rypper MD
Father in laws favorite and ive packed a cheeck back in my ball diamond days…and its not racist or is it 🙂
Fiversons No Spin Zone
No… Because it provides a slow death to all the perceived racists…
Monz Venus
Sir Squatch You know, hate and love are very similar emotions.
Wentzadelphia
The first graduating class of SKA.
http://i.imgur.com/plX14sF.pngFiversons No Spin Zone
They should de flex any prime time games we have left…. We might win one that way…
Sir Squatch
Did it make you dark inside? Do you spend long periods staring off into space at nothing in general? Do you feel that you’ve “been in the shit” and no one understands what it’s like?
Fiversons No Spin Zone
I think he just snorted a lot of Coke and mistakenly banged a tranny while he was wasted….
Wentzadelphia
Actually it was a mistake. He meant to let the tranny bang him.
DallasCowboysSux
“for all eternity and beyond, especially in defeat” -Me
Weech
Demarcus Lawrence > Ryan Kerrigan
But seriously, outside of the crucial batted pass, Kerrigan was a non-factor.Fiversons No Spin Zone
Our pass rush isn’t usually a factor… Barry makes sure of that…. Asshole….
#InJayWeTrust
Weech Lawrence had the benefit of his team always blitzing. Kerrigan didn’t. Lawrence is not on Kerrigan’s level
rep138
Matt Mosley 4.1
Don’t mess with him esse. He’s got barrio in his blood.Fiversons No Spin Zone
I bet MM’s wife is a good looking ginger… Just a hunch…
Fiversons No Spin Zone
Hey everybody…. Asshole decided to show up… Hello asshole…
Obie Juan and Only
Fiversons No Spin Zone
Do you mean to say she would use the image below as an Avatar?
Obie Juan and Only
Weech Lawrence isn’t delivering on the sacks….two last night sure but only 3 total for the season.
rep138
87fiveoh254
If every receiver was a few inches taller, probably the same. Lol.rep138
EaglesSux148
The Redskins dumpster is full of garbage but the Dallas one has no garbage in it. Hmmmm….EaglesAreGoodSoSTFU148
They won so they weren’t full of garbage last night
Frenchie!
Squatch: NFC East embarrased on MNF. No matter who wins, we all end up losing
Go Fuck a Tranny
Chip did it in one year and JJ and DS have been doing it for 17 years now
Frenchie!
Matt Mosley 4.1 so what you are saying is that Chip is better than Jerrah, Snyder and Reese? Nice!
Frenchie!
Matt Mosley 4.1 got a few in Madden
It can happen
I mean, if Eli can do it….splooz
Legend:
“Last week, Fury http://www.irishtimes.com/sport/other-sports/a-woman-s-best-place-is-in-the-kitchen-tyson-fury-says-1.2454523 that, “a woman’s best place is in the kitchen and on her back, that’s my personal belief,” and then defended all his recent controversial comments by http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/tyson-fury-suck-my-homophobia-sexism-comments-ifb-tv-a6762286.html his critics to, “suck my balls.””
http://deadspin.com/tyson-fury-stripped-of-a-title-being-investigated-by-p-1747002522Monz Venus
lddsfuws It would be funny to sit back and watch from the sidelines. To quote Weech, “Bites apple”.
Sir Squatch
lddsfuws I’ll ask Keal to shut this place down if that happens
Sir Squatch
John Keim @john_keim 16m16 minutes ago
2 big tells for the O: If Ryan Grant in game, 70 % chance of run; if DeSean Jackson in game, 73 % chance of a pass.why it helps if WRs block
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1: It’s horrible to be that obvious about it, like brininging in specific blocking TEs.
2: DJax suxSir Squatch
https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/674571454302826496https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/674571454302826496
Today is one-year anniversary of Cam Newton’s car accident. Before accident, Newton was 3-8-1. Since the accident, Newton is a perfect 14-0.
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Before PEDs and after PEDsEaglesAreGoodSoSTFU148
What’s the statistic of them when they bring in 2 extra lineman?
But I thought he opens up the running game so he doesn’t have to blockSir Squatch
He can definitely help draw defenders down field, but he still has to block if the runner breaks through. But I’m not a “Romo is the reason the Dallas OLine is so good” type fan.
Sir Squatch
Eagles Daily @EaglesDaily
ESPN names Philadelphia Eagles NFC East favorite http://www.snsanalytics.com/yX0Ny8
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Sorry Eagles fansEaglesAreGoodSoSTFU148
The Giants have the best of the worst QB. They should still be favorites.
Sir Squatch
EaglesSux148 Football Outsiders also has them highest, followed by Washington then the Giants
Sir Squatch
https://twitter.com/margaritahttps://twitter.com/margarita https://twitter.com/margarita/status/674566726198149120
The story of how an infamously reckless CEO, Martin Shkreli, bought a one-of-a-kind Wu-Tang album for $2 million. https://t.co/18oJcqwoImEaglesAreGoodSoSTFU148
The Eagles offense just isn’t there. If it ever picks up I’ll believe in them
Sir Squatch
EaglesSux148 Beating two out of three of the Bills, Skins and Giants doesn’t seem like too much of a reach and would win the division.
EaglesAreGoodSoSTFU148
I think they are favorites against those two but not against the Bills or Cardinals
Sir Squatch
EaglesSux148 For a really bad division, it might be a really fun ending.
Sir Squatch
Matt Mosley 4.1 That’s so two weeks ago, the Jets should be your anger now. At least you have the Dolphins coming up, should be a pretty easy win
Fiversons No Spin Zone
@ MM
Man U had a bad loss the other day… Sad days we are living bros…Obie Juan and Only
Giants only team that is a favorite to win this weekend. Surprised Eagles are underdog at home to Buffalo.
Will anyone step up and take control of this division?
Will the 6-10 scenario play out?
Is so, this weekend Giaints lose, Skins win, Eagles lose, Cowboys loseObie Juan and Only
Fiversons No Spin Zone I feel like the season will have a classic ending….6-10 all the way around with the Cowboys winning the division would be one for the ages. I am not Choy but it would be fitting for this cluster of a year.
Obie Juan and Only
Sir Squatch Obie Juan and Only Eagles + 1.5, WSH +3, DAL + 7.5, NYG -1.5
Fiversons No Spin Zone
I would really hate that… Te Cowboys win the division without Romo…
Obie Juan and Only
Fiversons No Spin Zone This discussion around Romo is entertaining. He may actually make it back for the Washington game if they have a chance. So they throw the hail mary and bring him back so he can lose and further cement his (unjustified) reputation. The guy would come back with so much rust, but it would be entertaining.
Fiversons No Spin Zone
Didn’t he already say he isn’t coming back until his shoulder is 100%?
Sir Squatch
Obie Juan and Only Bringing him back for WSH would be incredibly stupid and prove that theory that JJ wants him gone.
Obie Juan and Only
Sir Squatch Obie Juan and Only http://espn.go.com/nfl/lines
Surprised Giants are the favorite @Mia, Wsh only +3 @ Bears, and Phl underdog at home v. Buf .
See if the lines move through the week.
Obie Juan and Only
Sir Squatch Obie Juan and Only Haven’t read anywhere that JJ wants him gone. JJ wants butts in the seats, Romo = butts in the seats.
I agree it would be stupid. I was surprised though at the integrity of the team really trying against Wash. The team itself hasn’t given up.
As for integrity, where was it when they signed Hardy…
Sir Squatch
Matt Mosley 4.1 Redskins likely aren’t either, which give the division to the Eagles.
Fiversons No Spin Zone
Y’all are still the favorites to win the division…
Obie Juan and Only
Fiversons No Spin Zone Its the collarbone, he said that earlier as well. Could be he is more sensitive about it, a 4th break could put the career in jeopardy I guess.
HailBandG
Well, they play the Eagles. That’s a resistible force vs. a moveable object.
Fiversons No Spin Zone
Y’all still have the best QB and have had the lead 5 times in the 4th quarter while blowing leads…
Obie Juan and Only
Giants: @Mia, Car, @Minn, PHL (Best case: 1-3)
Cowboys: @GB, NYJ, @Buf, WSH (Best case: 2-2)
Wash: @CHI, Bills, @PHL, @DAL (Best case: 1-3)
PHL: Bills, Cards, Skins, @NYG (Best case: 2-2)I think its the Eagles to lose. Bradford is playing better, Pumped after Pats win, 3 home games followed by Giants means no travel.
If they lose to Bills big the to Bills the team and fans might give up on them but I doubt it.
Lurkerbeast
What’s the word on the street guys, is Chip going to get another year?
Obie Juan and Only
Lurkerbeast Now that his dream job at Rutgers is taken he may have missed the boat.
Sir Squatch
Obie Juan and Only “Best Case” for the Giants, Eagles and Phi is 3-1, if you’re going to say 2-2 is best case for the Cowboys.
Obie Juan and Only
Lurkerbeast Pats game may have saved his job actually. But perversely, like last season it was defense and special teams that did the scoring, not the ‘scheme’ or the FA’s GM Chip brought in.
Obie Juan and Only
Sir Squatch Obie Juan and Only Are you thinking the Giants have a realistic chance at beating Car or Vikes?
Sir Squatch
Obie Juan and Only Sir Squatch Not a chance, but you’re giving the Cowboys a chance against the Jets and Bills
Obie Juan and Only
Demarco gone from Philly? Chippy doesn’t have a tolerance for guys that don’t play along with the Emperor having cloths illusion.
Frenchie!
Eagles win an ugly, emotional game
Cowboys lose & finally get laid to rest in this sadsack division
I don’t know what Giants & Skins teams will show up this week. I’d flip a coin honestly. Skins on the road though is not good. Giants on the road, also not good. I can see both winning by the skin of the teeth. I can see both getting blown out of the water.
These are my feelings. The Football Gods may have other plans though…Sir Squatch
I was dead serious here yesterday when I said that http://realredskins.com/2015/12/08/should-the-redskins-abandon-the-run/ and put the last four games in Cousins’ hands. I’m old school and I think that being able to run the ball will be a vital part of this team’s long-term success. But the long term can wait. They are in a four-game sprint here to win the NFC East, which I presume they want to do. They aren’t going to get there pounding their heads against the wall running the ball. I mean, when you have second and one in the red zone and you line up with seven offensive linemen (two tackles as tight ends) and get stuffed for no gain and then in a more conventional set you run again on third and one and get his for a loss of two, what’s the point?
Frenchie!
If the Eagles win the division, it will not be because they won it. It will be because the rest of the division lost it.
Sir Squatch
Frenchie – WOO HOO!!! SO LONG HAMFLU!!! This is true for everyone in the team. No one is winning this division.
Fiversons No Spin Zone
Insert any NFC east team that doesn’t win the next 4 games…
Sir Squatch
Eight of their takeaways have resulted in drives starting in the opponents’ territory. On those drives they have one touchdown, two field goals, one missed field goal, three punts and they turned the ball over on downs once.
Frenchie!
Sir Squatch All I’m getting from this is that I should start the Bears D against you this week
JosephR2225
Looks like a tough stretch for the Giants, with CAR and MIN coming up.
The Redskins are 1-12 on the road under Jay Gruden, and Kirk Cousins is 1-9 on the road as a starter (the one win coming when Shanahan was the coach)
Eagles are terrible. They could get smashed in both of their next two games.
Lol. Cowboys sux.
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My guess is it winds up coming down to Week 17 between Giants and Eagles for the right to enter the playoffs at 7-9 and a home playoff game vs Minnesota.Sir Squatch
Frenchie – WOO HOO!!! SO LONG HAMFLU!!! Honestly, who knows. 4 TD Kirk could show up, 4 INT Kirk could show up. At this point I have no idea what is going to happen.
HailBandG
Spreading the results around, confusing the opponent. Now just sit back and wait for the payoff.
Sir Squatch
HailBandG One thing they have not tried after getting a takeaway in the other team’s territory is going for the jugular right away. On none of the plays following takeaways in the other team’s territory have they run a pass play designed to score immediately or at least to set them up in a goal to go situation. Runs up the middle and a few short passes have been the standard fare.
JosephR2225
Could be. MIN is just one game up in the standings as of right now, so I gave them the edge.
Fiversons No Spin Zone
@ Joey
U should go on vacation more often… Apparently it serves as motivation for the Eagles…JosephR2225
I wish I was on vacation.
And I’m not fooled by a lucky win against a decimated Patriots team. The Eagles are still awful.Fiversons No Spin Zone
I though u were drinking Mai Thais on he beach this past week?
Fiversons No Spin Zone
All u need to be is the least awful team this year…
Sir Squatch
Fiversons No Spin Zone Hoey was too busy on the street to relax on the beach, gotta make money
Lupo
before Sunday I was prepared for a 4-12 finish and a Top 6 pick…. now I wondering if they can go 3-1 in the last four… this season sux
Lupo
2-2 is more realistic for sure…. this D has fallen apart since Hicks got hurt
JosephR2225
It’s conceivable, if they can beat Buffalo because they get the Skins at home and the Giants in NY, but the Eagles seem to match up well enough with the Giants. But I don’t think they will beat Buffalo.
Sir Squatch
Lupo I think which ever of the three teams lucks into a 2-2 finish is the one winning the division.
Lupo
Bills are a weird team… look good some weeks look terrible others…. I just don’t trust the Eagles at all
Fiversons No Spin Zone
I’m not sure why they even signed him… He must be done for…
Monz Venus
HailBandG LeRibeus must be only slightly better if he was brought in at all.
Frenchie!
Fiversons No Spin Zone The name. Had to have signed him for the name
JosephR2225
Did you see the play Peters made on the late third down conversion for the Eagles?
https://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video/CVlSniwXIAALc4u.mp4Sir Squatch
JosephR2225 Looks like a crackback block, should have been a penalty.
Dongtavious Steelwang
JosephR2225 Knocked that guy away just in the nick of time. And it was great to see Bradford step up and rocket that from the pocket.
JosephR2225
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0881131/?ref_=tt_trv_qu: Do you….. Do you know what that word means?
Sir Squatch
JosephR2225 Sorry, forgot to put the “NFL officiating font” on.
Lupo
Chip: DeMarco was sitting next to Lurie on the plane. Chip has since spoken with DeMarco. Murray frustrated about not getting the ball much.
Dongtavious Steelwang
Lupo SOURCES: MURRAY NO LONGER GETTING THE BALL, GETTING THE HOSE INSTEAD
Fiversons No Spin Zone
I am going to quit the NFL if they win the division…
DallasCowboysSux
Fiversons No Spin Zone You won’t quit because Kirk will win the division.
Frenchie!
Dongtavious Steelwang Lupo MI NAH CARE BOUT DAT BLOODCLAAT PUSSY HOLE
MATHEWS IS BACK
HE RUN LIKE NAH CARE BOUT DEM BLOODCLAAT HOLES BY DEM LINEMEN
HE RUN LIKE HE NAH GIVE NO FUCKS
GO MATHEWSFiversons No Spin Zone
He isn’t winning… The redskjns are perpetual bed shitters…. Change and wash the sheets today, they all lay huge turds that night…
Fiversons No Spin Zone
Kirk is not the main reason why they are losing lately…
DallasCowboysSux
Fiversons No Spin Zone Kirk is the main reason you have been winning.
Frenchie!
lddsfuws Murray may be the “one-cut” runner Chip likes. But the O-Line for the most part sucks. They’re inconsistent as a unit. And Barbre & Tobin have shown that they are nothing but backups & will only be such for the rest of their careers& should not start for any NFL team. Therefore, you can’t be a patient runner waiting for holes to develop with this unit. Murray is overly patient. For that reason, he sucks.
Murray either needs to run like his ass is on fire, or sit. At this point, I’d rather he sitsDongtavious Steelwang
Frenchie – WOO HOO!!! SO LONG HAMFLU!!! lddsfuws If our guard situation wasn’t complete ass still I think he’d have a better chance. But right now it looks like our OL is better supporting runs on the edge, which is not Murray’s forte.
Sir Squatch
Washington runs a favorite play of Jay Gruden’s brother, Jon. He calls it sluggo-seam, meaning a slant-and-go on one side, with a seam route on the other. Pierre Garcon runs the double move to the right of the formation, while Jamison Crowder runs the seam route on the back side. The Cowboys run a corner blitz, with the deep safety working down to cover Crowder.
Cousins pump-fakes to Garcon to try and sell the double move. The defense bites, with the safety on Crowder watching the ball instead of his man.
Cousins works back across the field and looks directly at Crowder. Crowder is in behind the safety, which should tell Cousins to throw the ball over the top for the touchdown. But Cousins hesitates and opts against the throw.
Instead, Cousins checks it down to Jackson on the outside.
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Fuckin’ Captain Kirk, Crowder is wide the fuck open for the TD.Sir Squatch
The safety bites down on Reed, which should tell Cousins to throw to Jackson, who has one-on-one coverage on the outside.
Instead, Cousins hesitates and holds on to the ball. Pressure begins to arrive in the pocket, forcing Cousins to scramble to his right and check it down to Chris Thompson, who only manages to get back to the line of scrimmage.
Jackson was level with his defender at the time Cousins should have thrown to him. With Jackson’s speed and tracking ability, Cousins shouldn’t have had any hesitation in throwing it out in front of him and letting him run under it. But instead, Cousins saw another deep touchdown opportunity go begging.Sir Squatch
splooz I can’t find the stat, but he actually had a pretty good game.
splooz
He was fine till he got in to FG range then he started choking his chicken.
Sir Squatch
splooz That’s true, but the play calls also changed in that range
Frenchie!
Dongtavious Steelwang Murray is too patient. Runs like he’s waiting for holes to open.
LOOK AT OUR OL DEMARCO! THEY’RE NOT GOING TO OPEN!!!!!Frenchie!
lddsfuws Like I said, Murray has to run like he has no fucks to give & quit being overly patient. Or sit.
Monz Venus
Squatch, I think the issues you have pointed out about Kirk’s target choices stem from his concerns over protecting the ball. He has had well-documented issues with forcing throws, and I am sure the coaches are in his ear about it all the time. I am of the opinion (hope) this over-compensation will level back out as he gets more comfortable. Just my opinion.
Sir Squatch
Weech I’m a pretty good cook, an avid outdoors man that can hunt, know my way around a computer, love bourbon and Single Malt, love the snow
Sir Squatch
Monz Venus I think it also has to do with the pressure, even when he had a clean pocket he was nervous. Again, that’s only 2 examples of missed deep passes, the other two (Garcon slipping and missing the ball by an inch, DJax missing in the endzone while Cousins was being hit) weren’t all that bad and in the end there were far bigger issues on Monday than him
Sir Squatch
https://twitter.com/john_keim https://twitter.com/john_keim/status/674626947402567681
Kirk Cousins has a 108.6 rating on throws in last 2 min of 1st half or game. 5 td, 0 INt. 5 td’s tied for 7th; rating 6th; total QBR 8th
https://twitter.com/john_keim
Cousins’ rating in 4th quarter and OT is 89.1 (19th); QBR is 16th. 5 TD, 2 INT. yards per att is 30th…Monz Venus
Sir Squatch You have to be careful with stats like this. There are several factors that can cause those results. Namely, the score at the start of the 4th quarter. If they’re playing from behind, it makes it a lot harder on the QB.
HailBandG
He has at least 4 game-tying or winning drives in the last minute of games this year
Monz Venus
Sir Squatch Monz Venus He does look nervous in the pocket. That, too, should improve with more reps.
Sir Squatch
Monz Venus Just posting content since we are having such a hard time keeping things moving here lately
Wentzadelphia
Dallas Sucks, Redskins Suck and Giants suck. Can’t get much better.
splooz
If Dallas beats Washington in week 17 I’m sending him a pizza receptacle full of spooges from all the SLC bums
Wentzadelphia
Put us in a tie for 1st place which sounds pretty full to me. TY TY
Wentzadelphia
We can’t unless we find another Mexican. This place needs the ethnic diversity.
Sir Squatch
Fiversons No Spin Zone No way Keal would allow his coke mule to be banned
Wentzadelphia
Things could be worse. He could have said he is voting for Hillary.
Weech
“They’re both idiots and this country is going to shit. I’m moving to Canada”
Am I doing it right, Fivester?Wentzadelphia
DallasCowboysSux Trump wants to push the classy Ricans up and send the dirty Mexicans back where they belong.
rep138
Sir Squatch DallasCowboysSux
The camp is going to be built in PR. Roosevelt Roads sounds good. It can be our Rican Guantanamo.Fiversons No Spin Zone
And Mexicans have calves the size of cantaloupes muling pot across the border….
Sir Squatch
Why can’t you just fucking help me instead of having a thousand pre-recorded prompts that lead me nowhere?
Wentzadelphia
That’s not 100% accurate Fives. Granted all the spics look alike, blacks all look alike and chinks all look alike but the blacks don’t look like chinks and the chinks don’t look like spics.
rep138
Sir Squatch
Wait for them to call you. If the guy has a foreign accent, just give him your card number and he’ll take care of it.Fiversons No Spin Zone
He will probably need your social and birth date as well…
Wentzadelphia
Sir Squatch If you don’t want to waste your time trying to find it just don’t file your taxes this year and trust me, they will call you.
Sir Squatch
Beasting Again They fucking owe me money, don’t think I am not going to track them down
splooz
Simplify the tax code, implement a flat tax, close loopholes, fuck the citizens. Long live the IRS
Sir Squatch
I DON’T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT TAX LAW, JUST PUT ME ON THE PHONE WITH SOMEONE WHO CAN TELL ME WHERE MY MONEY IS
Lupo
they collect around 6 dollars for every one dollar of budget cost.. but lets keep taking money away, not like America needs a new infrastructure or anything.. there are Republicans who want to abolish it completely..
Sir Squatch
Well they need to fucking fix their Customer Service department, that’s for damn sure.
Sir Squatch
splooz Yeah, it tells me that my refund has been mailed, 3 months ago. It doesn’t tell me, or assist in any way on what to do if I never got the fucking money.
Sir Squatch
splooz Because they IRS doesn’t direct deposit amended forms for some stupid reason.
splooz
That blows. I’m dreading tax season this year. I have to file in 4-5 states (at least) and deal with a lot of deductions from house buying.
Sir Squatch
So I finally got to an operator, who transferred me to where I needed to go. That promptly told me it wasn’t in service until Jan and to use the website, then hung up.
splooz
O’s going big on their offer for Crush Davis. Hope he resigns there.
Sir Squatch
JosephR2225 You know what, fuck you. This is probably all your fault, I’m sure you lawyered some bullshit that made it impossible for anyone to help anyone else.
splooz
But Scot Boras tho. Never know. Just nice to see Angelos shelling out some cash…if if it is 17 years after he crushed my soul by being a cheap cunt.
splooz
Enjoy your last semester of school cause actually being a lawyer looks like pure misery.
Usausausausa
Just what this country needs; another dickhead for a lawyer.
Wentzadelphia
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Fiversons No Spin Zone
Good North Carolinians practicing their Pratt and second amendment rights…
# God Bless AmericaWentzadelphia
Fiversons No Spin Zone They are Good Americans born and raised in this fine country the Libs are trying to ruin.
Wentzadelphia
Lupo <a href=”http://imgur.com/PvZXyBX”><img src=”http://i.imgur.com/PvZXyBX.jpg” title=”source: imgur.com” /></a>
Usausausausa
Super Bowl.
But to win money, by laying off, all they have to the playoffs.Fiversons No Spin Zone
South is much more conservative than north… It’s not even close… North is purple…
Wentzadelphia
Usausausausa A few months ago when all you bets were losing you claimed you didn’t place them. Now you are claiming you did? LOL
Usausausausa
Find some post I made that said I didn’t bet the chiefs and win a prize.
Wentzadelphia
Does he expect us to believe him when he says he didn’t place the bets he told us he did yet now he claims he placed the bet? What a fucking loser.
Wentzadelphia
Fiversons No Spin Zone I usually ignore the liar but he makes it impossible to not see through his bullshit and mention it.
Wentzadelphia
It’s kind of funny he is claiming now that he placed the KC bet at 40 to 1. He failed to mention he could have gotten K.C. at 200 to 1 and if K.C. falls he will claim he never placed the bet.
Fiversons No Spin Zone
He said it was for 40 bucks and for the Super Bowl… Now it’s for 400 and the playoffs are now in play for the bet… It would be comical if it wasn’t so pathetic….
Wentzadelphia
Only a matter of time until he claims he bet the Panthers would be 12-0.
Usausausausa
I’m reminded of an episode from “MASH” where Charles tells Hawkeye and BJ that he had a date with some movie star and the both laughed, until he showed them a photo.
He then asked them when they would realize that their daydreams don’t hold a candle to his real life.
…Sir Squatch
Sorry, but you are not anywhere in Hawkeye or BJs league so stop comparing yourself to them
DallasCowboysSux
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Fiversons No Spin Zone
What does his mother have to do with u being a horrible bettor?
Wentzadelphia
This pretty much sums up Tony Romo and the Cowboys season. [img]http://i.imgur.com/6FEFw3e.jpg[/img]
DallasCowboysSux
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA COW FUCKED!!!!
Fiversons No Spin Zone
This somehow reminds me of Choy and Shitrant during a cowboy game…
Usausausausa
Funny that, one game ahead of the Cowboys, the Eagles are, at betting site “five dimes” barely favored over the Cowboys to win the East.
Skins at PLUS 1200, Cowboys plus 170, Eagles plus 117.Sir Squatch
https://twitter.com/bears_insider https://twitter.com/bears_insider/status/674664950846070784https://twitter.com/bears_insider/status/674664950846070784
Bears vs. Washington head-to-head statistical comparison https://t.co/rTU2uIU9K6
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FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUEaglesAreGoodSoSTFU148
I still can’t believe the Bears aren’t completely useless on defense.
Sir Squatch
If I had a clue how to do that and didn’t believe that was a scam site, I probably would
Fiversons No Spin Zone
I would go to just any site, but I am going to check out the reputable ones tngt…. That’s is an insane number of correct….
Sir Squatch
2nd behind Denver in passing yards per game at 225, that’s pretty crazy. Bad feeling about Sunday Bros, bad feeling
Wentzadelphia
Fiversons No Spin Zone Well don’t bother looking at 5dimes. I have an account there and just looked at the odds and Shitrant is lying again. They don’t even have NFC East futures available.
fuck this place
HAHAHAHAHAH that is so funny please keep posting more and more. you are hilarious, I love it.
Fiversons No Spin Zone
I figured as much… How on earth would they put the skins at + 1200…
Wentzadelphia
fuck this place Hey Justin. [img]http://i.imgur.com/yuy4ijy.jpg[/img]
Sir Squatch
splooz I don’t have the same feeling I had against Dallas, but that is a tough defense and we aren’t executing on O.
EaglesAreGoodSoSTFU148
Apparently. They have two players in Fuller and McPhee who should be worthy of a roster spot
Wentzadelphia
U can get the Skins at +6,000 to win the conference and the Cowboys are at +5,000. No way in hell the numbers shitrant put up are true.
Sir Squatch
Beasting Again But neither of those are anywhere near possible, the Skins winning the division isn’t exactly out of this world possible.
Sir Squatch
https://twitter.com/TyDunne: Why can’t Chip shake your hand? McCoy: “Listen man, Chip can’t shake sh*t. At all. Nothing. He knows this.
Wentzadelphia
Sir Squatch Beasting Again True but they are the bets you can place at 5dimes. The bullshit Shitrant said wasn’t even a possible bet on the site.
Lupo
Amos is playing well for a rookie(though he got burned twice Sunday)…. but I agree, that d should be horrendous
splooz
I think you just have gas. We’re going to win 1-2 more games this year.
EaglesAreGoodSoSTFU148
I forgot about Amos. Loved him as a late round prospect.
Sir Squatch
splooz I was right about Dallas, don’t know why you doubt me now
Wentzadelphia
Fiversons No Spin Zone Could be Mytee as well. They remind me of each other.
EaglesAreGoodSoSTFU148
http://twitter.com/JaysonBraddock/status/674647521176641536
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That’s pretty impressiveSir Squatch
People get pissed when I out their duplicate accounts, and people get pissed when they make duplicate accounts, so you guys can figure it out I guess?
Fiversons No Spin Zone
Shitrant just proved he is a liar, yet again… I can’t take anything he says with any seriousness….
Sir Squatch
EaglesSux148 If he had a better supporting cast he’d have more
EaglesAreGoodSoSTFU148
http://twitter.com/SalaryCap101/status/674644579145162753
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Idk if this was posted but Murray can suck a dickWentzadelphia
Sir Squatch EaglesSux148 He would have a lot more if Clowney wasn’t such a bust.
Sir Squatch
Beasting Again Should he fall more like this? http://i.imgur.com/7FCucya.gif
EaglesAreGoodSoSTFU148
That’s what happens when he tries to escape the pocket
choyboy0724
Beaster posting anti cowboys memes again, proving he has no life whatsoever and I’m more than certain that his butt buddy Fives will now come to his partners defense.
Wentzadelphia
choyboy0724 <a href=”http://imgur.com/yuy4ijy”><img src=”http://i.imgur.com/yuy4ijy.jpg” title=”source: imgur.com” /></a>
Wentzadelphia
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Fiversons No Spin Zone
I think I can hear Choy down there whining and crying like the little bitch he is.
choyboy0724
Beaster…what’s wrong? No anti obama memes today? You’re slipping
Wentzadelphia
choyboy0724 [url=http://imgur.com/7dpt9aK][img]http://i.imgur.com/7dpt9aK.jpg[/img][/url]
Wentzadelphia
This ones for Choy. [img]http://i.imgur.com/n6hsR7v.jpg[/img]
Wentzadelphia
Are you always an asshole or just 99% of the time? Look at your posts since you came in here and you will see why everyone knows you are a piece of shit.
Fiversons No Spin Zone
He likes to play the victim…. It makes him feel important….
Fiversons No Spin Zone
Ironically, u are the poster blogger for birth control…
Wentzadelphia
Well the next time he comes on here crying like a pussy about you and your buddy I’m not going to talk him off the ledge.
Fiversons No Spin Zone
He comes on here to just start fights with us then plays the victim card… It’s pathetic…
choyboy0724
Well back to Beaster and Fives basically talking to each other
Wentzadelphia
Odds to Win NFC East
01:00 PM
5117Dallas Cowboys
+330
5118
New York Giants
+225
5119
Philadelphia Eagles
+200
5120
Washington Redskins
+300
Wentzadelphia
These are the only division lines I could find on any site I bet on. This proves Shitrants claim was total bullshit as per usual. As you can see the Skins are +300 not +1200.
Weech
Of course I dropped CJ Spiller this morning before the Ingram news. Of course.
Wentzadelphia
Sir Squatch I knew Shitrant made that up just like all his betting stories. No way in hell the Skins should get 6 times the value of the Cowboys when they are a a game up on them.
Wentzadelphia
Hey Weech. Why would you drop C J Spiller when you know Ingram hurt his shoulder?
Wentzadelphia
Fiversons No Spin Zone See what I get for trying to help the guy out.
Fiversons No Spin Zone
How anybody could drop CJ Spiller without all the facts is a foreign concept to me… But that’s probably why I am going to make the playoffs and win my league….
Wentzadelphia
Sir Squatch Yes they are. Especially the ones who aren’t from America. It’s ungrateful people like Weech that have Trump wanting to build a wall.
HailBandG
“Brady has taken 32 hits in the last three games, a big uptick from what the quarterback was facing when the team had a full complement of skill position players available to them. On Wednesday, Brady shrugged off the toll that those hits are taking on his body by saying that he feels “fresh as lettuce.”
penguinfarmer
Frenchie – WOO HOO!!! SO LONG HAMFLU!!! Lupo I must be missing something today. What is the big deal with Spiller? Unless we’re just busting Weech’s chops. Then man is that guy good.
Weech
Players who’ve either been cut or gone on IR while on my roster:
Joe Flacco
Arian Foster
Joseph Randle
Ahmad Bradshaw
Reggie Bush
Mark IngramLOL
splooz
I overdrafted Randle in all my leagues. Shocker…I’m in no playoffs.
Weech
I overdrafted him too but I’m still first overall and a first round bye because the rest of my team is stacked. If only my RBs would have stayed healthy I would have run away with these league.
Weech
I”m the #1 seed still but now I have only DeAngelo Williams and Tim Hightower. lol
Weech
Williams is a fucking stud and can go off for 20pts. I’m so lucky to have a 1st round bye because I also have Gronk.
Weech
Taken.
Luckily, my team is pretty stacked otherwise. D Thomas, A Robinson, Gronk, Tucker, Big Ben and Bortles (I’ll stream), and Carolina.Weech
Frenchie, you missed my rant earlier where I dropped Spiller this morning.
fuck this place
that’s pretty good. my playoff roster is : Aaron Rodgers, CJ Spiller (Formerly Ingram), S.Ware/F.Gore, ODB, Robinson, John Brown, Gates/Sefarian-Jenkins, J. Tucker, and DEN defense.
Weech
https://twitter.com/RapSheet https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/674708608244965376https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/674708608244965376
The https://twitter.com/hashtag/Saints?src=hash have placed RB Mark Ingram on Injured Reserve with a shoulder injury. His season is over
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LOL. I’m laughing a nervous laugh. I CAN’T FUCKING BELIEVE I DROPPED HIM AFTER HAVING HIM AS A HANDCUFF FOR LIKE 8 WEEKS.fuck this place
made some great trades this year. D. Murray for Robinson. Arian Foster for Beckam. and Carson Palmer for Ingram.
Dongtavious Steelwang
Weech Thanks reporter Weech, good thing I stepped in.
Dongtavious Steelwang
penguinfarmer Dongtavious Steelwang Weech I think splooz got turned on by her having a mini-stroke.
Dongtavious Steelwang
Volume > Talent sometimes. And a potential new starting RB is tasty if you’ve got shit on your bench.
Weech
I’m desperate bruh. I have no one. I have ellington but I’m not sure he’s back week 15.
Dongtavious Steelwang
Weech If it makes you feel better, I held on to Coleman for weeks, and when I finally dropped him, Freeman got concussed. Feels bad, bro.
Fiversons No Spin Zone
There was a radical jihadi Mexican helping Farook and his cunt wife…. This has gotta be Trumps wet dream…
Wentzadelphia
U guys suck. I take my dog to the park for a couple hours and this place goes to shit.
Fiversons No Spin Zone
Oh… Come on… Hat was funny… Stop being such a negative nancy and like his post…
Wentzadelphia
Sorry Weech but even if Justin was here we couldn’t have fit him into this. Not only is he not Mexican but he’s also afraid to go to Mexico so no way this could have been him.
22SnakePlissken5150
Beasting Again you are around better company at the dog park. You must understand this by now.
Wentzadelphia
It was a joke. I’m sorry if it offended you. Feel better now?
Wentzadelphia
22SnakePlissken5150 True. The dogs there aren’t near as nasty as the animals that come here.
Fiversons No Spin Zone
Be proud that burden has fallen u and lupo… U should be honored…
fuck this place
its been one week and theres already two names on the list. yeah my predicition of him chasing away everyone is lookin aight
22SnakePlissken5150
Beasting Again 22SnakePlissken5150 or as stupid, probably eat less feces too.
Fiversons No Spin Zone
We don’t know who u are, so your opinion doesn’t count but a hill of beans….
Wentzadelphia
Yet you came back and are afraid to sign in under your real name. Says a lot about you. LOL
fuck this place
Weech he could be. handcuff it with Kerwin Williams just in case. David Johnson IS a rookie after all.
Fiversons No Spin Zone
@ Mods
We need y’all to expose who fuck this place is for the good of the ska community…22SnakePlissken5150
Fiversons No Spin Zone we no longer have that ability. IP and email info on accounts is admin only now.
Wentzadelphia
He’s obviously as asshole so who cares. I would lay money that it’s Joe.
22SnakePlissken5150
Everybody predicted Dallas would fall back to 8-8
Conveniently, 8-8 would probably win this division easily this year
Inconveniently, Dallas gonna finish with 6 or fewer wins
FUCK.Wentzadelphia
Actually before the season started I said they would be lucky to go 8-8. I had them at 7-9 or 6-10 which are both possible.
22SnakePlissken5150
Beasting Again Who wins this division at 7-9 this year? Tiebreakers between the Giants, Skins, and Eagles is gonna be interesting.
Wentzadelphia
That’s yet to be determined but who really cares. Crazy that the Eagles hold their destiny at the moment. I’m pretty sure we will find a way to fuck it up.
22SnakePlissken5150
Beasting Again Funny thing is everybody will find a way to fuck it up, yet someone will still win it despite their best efforts. It’s like failing upwards.
Wentzadelphia
This is the year I would rather not win it as whoever does isn’t going anywhere in the playoffs.
22SnakePlissken5150
Beasting Again If Eli somehow goes on another SB run I might just become America’s next mass shooter.
22SnakePlissken5150
fuck this place They like me, I entertain them with my porn selections.
22SnakePlissken5150
John Wayne clip is the best
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5RE3-HZUMM22SnakePlissken5150
Justins Cell I could post a video I found of this crazy vegan bitch calling for genocide on meat and dairy consumers but that probably will just make shit worse.
Frenchie!
Been busy pretty much all day, see that I’ve missed nothing
And, Jenkins was named the NFC Defensive Player Of The Week….excellent22SnakePlissken5150
A Nightmare On Cunt Street FAGGOTS!!!!!!!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50xlcQTuaDEFrenchie!
fuck this place You touching yourself at night is killing this place
rep138
Frenchie – WOO HOO!!! SO LONG HAMFLU!!!
He hasn’t gotten back from the IRS yet. He’s covering his tracks.Sir Squatch
https://twitter.com/TarikCSN https://twitter.com/TarikCSN/status/674733162770137088https://twitter.com/TarikCSN/status/674733162770137088
MRI reveals tear in Chris Thompson’s shoulder labrum; RB’s status for Sunday is unclear
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We needed more injuries.Frenchie!
Sir Squatch Wtf is this invite email ish from Yahoo? Bout some league challenge? Dafuck?
Sir Squatch
Frenchie – WOO HOO!!! SO LONG HAMFLU!!! I have no idea, not something I did.
Sir Squatch
Frenchie – WOO HOO!!! SO LONG HAMFLU!!! Looks like it’s a Yahoo ad for their daily fantasy shit.
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Sir Squatch
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