NFL MOCK DRAFT – 04/05/2016 | |
ROUND 1 | |
1. TENNESSEE TITANS | |
(3-13) | Laremy Tunsil, OT, Ole Miss: What’s to think this isn’t happening? They have to build the line in front of Marcus Mariota. |
2. CLEVELAND BROWNS | |
(3-13) | Jared Goff, QB, California: Sticking with it, even if most don’t think he will be the guy. I think Goff is the best of the quarterback class. |
3. SAN DIEGO CHARGERS | |
(4-12) | DeForest Buckner, DE, Oregon: They could look to get Jalen Ramsey in this spot. But I still think they need help on that defensive line. |
4. DALLAS COWBOYS | |
(4-12) | Jalen Ramsey, FS, Florida State: He could play corner for them, but could be a star safety. They need help at both spots. |
5. JACKSONVILLE JAGUARS | |
(5-11) | Myles Jack, OLB, UCLA: They need a game-changer on defense, and he will be that. He’s a three-down player, which coaches love. |
6. BALTIMORE RAVENS | |
(5-11) | Joey Bosa, DE, Ohio State: They could fit him into their scheme like they did with Terrell Suggs back in the day. They need pass-rush help. |
7. SAN FRANCISCO 49ERS | |
(5-11) | Carson Wentz, QB, North Dakota State: I just don’t buy the hype about their current passers. This is a player Chip Kelly could build around. |
8. PHILADELPHIA EAGLES | |
(7-9) | Paxton Lynch, QB, Memphis: Some scouts like him more than Wentz and Goff. He is a big, athletic kid, and the Eagles need a quarterback for the long run. |
9. TAMPA BAY BUCCANEERS | |
(6-10) | Vernon Hargreaves III, CB, Florida: As much as they need edge-rush help, they also need corner help. Hargreaves excels in man coverage. |
10. NEW YORK GIANTS | |
(6-10) | Darron Lee, OLB, Ohio State: They lack true speed at linebacker and this kid can fly. Steve Spagnuolo, the coordinator, will love his versatility. |
11. CHICAGO BEARS | |
(6-10) | Ronnie Stanley, OT, Notre Dame: When you can get a player of this talent level here at this spot, you take him. They could have a heck of a line next season. |
12. NEW ORLEANS SAINTS | |
(7-9) | Shaq Lawson, DE, Clemson: This is another team that must improve the pass rush. They have problems impacting the opposing quarterback. |
13. MIAMI DOLPHINS | |
(6-10) | Ezekiel Elliott, RB, Ohio State: They keep sniffing around veteran runners. Why not just land the best back in the draft? |
14. OAKLAND RAIDERS | |
(7-9) | Eli Apple, CB, Ohio State: They have to get better in the secondary. Adding Sean Smith will help. But they need more than just him. |
15. LOS ANGELES RAMS | |
(7-9) | Josh Doctson, WR, TCU: At some point, they need to get a playmaker at receiver. I always thought this was the best receiver in this class. |
16. DETROIT LIONS | |
(7-9) | Taylor Decker, OT, Ohio State: They have to improve in front of Matt Stafford. Decker was a left tackle, but I think he could play all the line spots except center. |
17. ATLANTA FALCONS | |
(8-8) | Sheldon Rankins, DT, Louisville: They took Grady Jarrett last year, but they need more help inside. He could be an Aaron Donald-type player. |
18. INDIANAPOLIS COLTS | |
(8-8) | Kevin Dodd, DE, Clemson: Their pass rush isn’t very good. He really flashed last season and has the tools to play up or down. |
19. BUFFALO BILLS | |
(8-8) | Noah Spence, DE, Eastern Kentucky: They lost Mario Williams and Jerry Hughes didn’t play that well last season. Spence is a big-time rusher with off-field concerns. |
20. NEW YORK JETS | |
(10-6) | Jack Conklin, OT, Michigan State: They might let D’Brickashaw Ferguson walk. This would make that decision easy to make. |
21. WASHINGTON REDSKINS | |
(9-7) | Mackensie Alexander, CB, Clemson: Their corner position isn’t very good. Alexander would be a nice man-cover player to add to their defense. |
22. HOUSTON TEXANS | |
(9-7) | A’Shawn Robinson, DT, Alabama: Hey, they could always use help up front to go with J.J. Watt. Robinson is a big-body player who can anchor in against the run. |
23. MINNESOTA VIKINGS | |
(11-5) | Laquon Treadwell, WR, Ole Miss: His 40 time of 4.65 will hurt him, but he plays faster than that. Teddy Bridgewater would love this. |
24. CINCINNATI BENGALS | |
(12-4) | Corey Coleman, WR, Baylor: They need help and Coleman is a polished receiver. He would work well with A.J. Green. |
25. PITTSBURGH STEELERS | |
(10-6) | William Jackson III, CB, Houston: They have a huge hole on the corner, and Jackson is a heck of a player. This would buck a trend of not picking corners early. |
26. SEATTLE SEAHAWKS | |
(10-6) | Jarran Reed, DT, Alabama: They lost Brandon Mebane, so they could use a good inside player. They say they like their offensive line, so let’s believe them. |
27. GREEN BAY PACKERS | |
(10-6) | Andrew Billings, DT, Baylor: With B.J. Raji retiring, I will stick a big body in this spot. They could also use an inside linebacker. |
28. KANSAS CITY CHIEFS | |
(11-5) | *Leonard Floyd, OLB, Georgia: With Justin Houston coming off knee surgery and Tamba Hali getting up in the years, why not another pass rusher? |
29. NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS (FORFEITED PICK) | |
(12-4) | |
30. ARIZONA CARDINALS | |
(13-3) | Ryan Kelly, C, Alabama: They need a physical player in the middle of their line. This pick would complete the offense. |
31. CAROLINA PANTHERS | |
(15-1) | Jason Spriggs, OT, Indiana: They have problems at tackle, and this is an athletic player who can move. We saw their tackle issues in the Super Bowl play out. |
32. DENVER BRONCOS | |
(12-4) | Robert Nkemdiche, DT, Ole Miss: If they land Colin Kaepernick, which is looking like it’s possible, it would take them out of the quarterback market early in the draft. So I will give them a power defender to help offset the loss of Malik Jackson. |
MOCK DRAFT: PETE PRISCO
5,056 comments
Jive Lake Duck
I just checked. Mfas phone number and address are still posted on his site
Munkster
jarran reed is not a seattle type player, but prisco has always misunderstood seattle
Too Short™
Desert Pantera There is some quality conversation going on as well.
White Trash
http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000650826/article/patrick-peterson-tops-nfls-most-valued-defensive-backs-in-2016
PP and mathieu the top 2 most valuable db’s in the nfl. Seems legit.Munkster
So some hazardous material I shipped to a company apparently came apart on their lobby floor. They were impressed.
Steelers07
White Trash Lizard #DHC lol landry jones made one of those dudes his bitch
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
Munkey He does this on purpose. He is a Cardinals fan and masturbates to the hate mail he gets.
Jive Lake Duck
Of course an engineer can’t assemble a package well enough to be shipped
ChrisKeal
So I can’t help myself and I popped in over at MFA’s site. Him and BKOB were discussing Star Trek: Deep Space 9. Is this shit for real???
Steelers07
ChrisKeal where the fuck do i even click? that site is a god damn disaster
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
I must admit I have a certain curiosity to see MFA’s site. It’s the same impulse when you drive past an automobile accident and glance over on the odd chance you’ll see a severed head or something.
Jive Lake Duck
That’s what I told 4905 when he ripped me for going. He has since commented there
ChrisKeal
Munkey “now you can chat and listen to music on the same page!” – MFA
This is seriously the best comment ever.
ChrisKeal
Too Short™ ChrisKeal Munkey Well that’s legit tho. Not hating on some Menudo.
Too Short™
ChrisKeal Too Short™ Munkey I’m agreeing, I’m thinking about making the jump
Munkster
They already completed their investigation, wrapped it up and put a bow on it. They relayed the information about the hazardous shipment gone awry to me as an “FYI.” The natural thing is to be like “oh gosh, i’m sorry … blah blah blah” but I think I’ll keep this very minimal to avoid any liability. Something like. “I appreciate the notification.”
Steelers07
so everybody keeps harping on the dumbass antics by pacman jones and burfict in the playoff game against us, but nobody ever mentions the ridiculous strip by shazier to rip the ball from bernard. that was the game right there.
Munkster
This note is funny though. He’s being very polite and formal but is basically asking “WHY IN GOD’S NAME WOULD YOU SHIP US THIS SHIT IN THIS CONDITION?”
DallasCowboySux
ChrisKeal Steelers07 They have some poor actors, not a well developed story.
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
Really? I never stopped staring at Jeri Ryan’s tits long enough to notice.
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
No one is here. I am not doing anything. Fuck you director, the people you want me to train can’t even show up. Oh well I’ll work on my resume and blog. Charge it as time.
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
Pot would be really hard for him to find in Seattle.
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
Ballon Knot We don’t draft guys with “takes plays off” on their resumes.
deleted_21429691_KZRider_
Just checked out the 49ers pick. Had to scroll up for days 🙁
Munkster
Bullard is a run stuffing DE that can also get after the passer. I think he’s a Micheal Bennett type player. Better athleticism than Bennett, obviously not as skilled at this point. High motor. Team leader. Physical.
Munkster
That kind of info comes out in the private meetings. Held close to the vest by teams.
deleted_21429691_KZRider_
Munkey Schneider was saying there’s not as many ledges in this draft for OL. I’m totally on board wit a DT,DE in the 1st. Our OL is going to suck anyway no matter what.
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
It’s really difficult to have “too much depth” on either line.
deleted_21429691_KZRider_
It would also be fun to pick Billings right before the Packers just to piss off Brew.
Munkster
I’d be okay with going Dline with the first two picks. Even moving up into the top of the 2nd round. Billings and Bullard would be fine with me.
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
Munkey thank you for your prospects break down
Munkster
Or Bullard and than Hargrave (without moving up) … and then McGovern and Ervin. I’d feel good about the first two days of the draft their.
Munkster
All I know about Hargrave is that he’s a small school guy with athleticism out the wazzu and is built about like a combination of Mebane and Hill.
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
A’S lost another one run game. Same Olé same Olé Ancient
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
I take him if Goff’s not there and I be excited
Munkster
Yeah, I’m talking about the DT from South Carolina State. More of a 2nd/3rd rounder.
Munkster
DJ Reader seems unnderrated. He’s not a pass rusher but looks pretty unmovable. I watched his Alabama game and he was a load. He gave Ryan Kelly all he wanted. If Seattle could get him in the 4th I’d be happy.
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
Well I’m talking about the CB. I be excited about him, even DHC agree ‘s
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
I’ve never been this bored.
http://i.imgur.com/3oGtdNU.gifvZippy: Homegrown Demagogue
Too Short™ What, you hate being made to feel stupid by geeks who think everyone needs to have arcane knowledge of computer systems?
Munkster
I had to explain the solution to the last IT guy I talked to, and I don’t even know much about computers.
Cinco Taças
name an affordable town that is within 25 mins of lake tahoe but also has some big city stuff?
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
Yep. Four rounds of guys with “first round talent”.
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
That answer your question Zippy I mean statement. Fuck
Munkster
Since when is “affordability near a resort town on the California/Nevada border” a criteria for finding a good place to live?
Steelers07
Why the fuck does supercuts charge $15 for a haircut? These bitches suck
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
I was constantly pissed then, too. Then again, it was about the time Chuck Knox and the Nordstrom family went out, and Tom Flores and Ken Behring came in.
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
Buy your own pair of clippers at Target, and you’ll never overpay for a haircut again.
Steelers07
If you’re not getting a hair wash when you get a haircut, you’re doing this shit completely wrong
Too Short™
Fucking IT guy, took me through the same shit the last guy took me through that couldn’t fix my broken shit. You think I would call your ass if the fix was this simple…? I was furious and the guy could tell, somehow I kept it together and thanked him when he escalated my call to the next level tech.
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
The only thing miss about going to the stylist is the scalp massage.
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
I’m not angry, I’m and what’s the word I’m looking for. Basically fuck this program
Too Short™
Steelers07 When the observation is on, I got no problem providing a confirmation.
deleted_21429691_KZRider_
What’s funny about that is you chose SUPERCUTS? Pro tip. Choose any shop with a barber pole out front and a 60 year old behind the chair.
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
Too Short™ “Ok, let’s start by power cycling and clearing your cache.”
Welcome to 90 minutes ago, dipshit.
Too Short™
Zippy the Pinhead Too Short™ Jesus, this is exactly what the guy did…fuck, were you on that call?
ChrisKeal
I go to a mother fucking stylist like a proper north Scottsdale living, sports blog owning pimp ass nigga should.
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
Chief mother fucking big dick swinging is in the building cunts!!
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
Navorro This is a great double-entendre. Kind of like “Therapist” and “the rapist”.
ChrisKeal
Too Short™ ChrisKeal No actually my wife’s girl just cuts the kids and my hair too.
JohnnyP31
deleted_21429691_KZRider_ Best haircut I ever had was in SEA. There were two 60 year old dudes on like the 45th floor of an office building.
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
Munkey can I join your conversation with BKOB?
BKOB – FINISH THEM!!
Me? What about all the people who routinely tell him to kill himself?
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
BKOB – Property of NFCWFootballTrolls.com youre a terrible person.. and thats coming from a terrible person
Too Short™
BKOB – Property of NFCWFootballTrolls.com Denial is not a river in Egypt
ChrisKeal
BKOB – Property of NFCWFootballTrolls.com We know you’re angry. It’s OK. You need to get that out of your system before you can begin healing.
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
ChrisKeal BKOB – Property of NFCWFootballTrolls.com Keal knows the words hes been through a few of these before lmfao
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
But I bet you could hear “Walk Like An Egyptian” in the background music at Mike’s site.
Munkster
BKOB, you’ve enabled MFA. It’s caused him to double down on being MFA. Now, if you leave him, he’ll just be MFA x 2 without an enabler, and that’s not really sustainable.
BKOB – FINISH THEM!!
I just led a meeting where my entire department was supposed to watch me perform an updated procedure, and instead I just sat there staring at my computer say “I don’t know why it isn’t working. It worked fine this morning. Maybe if we all went back to my desk and hooked into the ethernet it would work there?” Which we did, and it didn’t.
And NOW THIS SHIT??Too Short™
BKOB – Property of NFCWFootballTrolls.com Call my IT guys, they are a crack unit.
Munkster
Apparently I deposited hazardous chemicals on a lobby floor 1,500 miles away.
Too Short™
BKOB – Property of NFCWFootballTrolls.com *hands BKOB a tissue, pats back….
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
Bkob you are slowly burning MFA. That’s not cool man. That’s worse than just screaming at him
BKOB – FINISH THEM!!
Ah shit, it just worked. Now i have to go find everybody and bring them to my desk. Fuck today.
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
Likely slowly putting knife in his back
Munkster
The nice thing about baseball is that your favorite team plays almost everyday.
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
We all would accept MFA if he admitted he was lying
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
Navorro we accept you in hopes that at the SKA meet up you will use alcohol from your liquor to party with
Too Short™
Navorro Waiting on IT to call you back? Good luck with that, fuck.
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
MFA posted a picture of the top of his head the other week… that disgusting ass shit is burned into my memory
Munkster
But it’s nice that we can point to BKOB being nice to MFA and call it terrible to make us feel better about telling MFA to off himself.
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
Johnny I apologize if yiu feel I wad rude to you. I’m kinda scared of you.
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
Last night, you said I was rude to you.
ChrisKeal
Navorro JohnnyP is usually at about .26 BAC at night. Don;t worry about it.
JohnnyP31
Navorro That doesn’t sound like me. It was probably drunk Johnny, he hasn’t been out in a while.
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
Someone from Arizona called me
Oh shit MFA has my numberI crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
So me and Johnny are going to be running the country soon guys… we chose scotti to be the face of our power since hes the ugly and hes too stupid to abuse the power
Munkster
UN soldiers sent to Central Afrikan Republic to protect civilians accused of raping the women and children instead.
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
johnny you did tell nav that if hes rude to you it would result in you trolling the shit out of him lol
JohnnyP31
BMT > BKOB I vaguely remember that. I think I was trying to joke but the Jameson got in the way.
Munkster
On the plus side, the UN did direct some rather strong language toward ISIS.
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
JohnnyP31 BMT > BKOB started as a joke then you got drunk angry lmfao
Munkster
The U.N. has also said that implicated troops must remain confined to their camp, “except for essential operational tasks and increasing the presence of military police at affected locations.”
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
will they just trade Kaep already so we dont have to see hit pouting face every sunday
Fresh Potato Salad
BMT > BKOB JohnnyP31 BMT > BKOB
it’s all good till he chucks his foot.Munkster
i don’t remember, i’m working on more today, there are always reports
Munkster
September is a good month. The mornings are crisp and elk hunting is just around the corner.
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
Cool. I finished my last one last week. There are two next month but well I’m gone.
JohnnyP31
Ballon Knot It is my brother’s birthday. I figure if I forget that then it was meant to be forgotten.
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
Rapture Ready he loves me just cuz i pay him to cut my lawn
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
This person in next room is annoying as fuck
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
My boss is here. I should act like I’m doing something but again I’m done in 13 days.
JohnnyP31
So I have been running a little the last few weeks. I haven’t seriously ran in like 11 years because of my “good” foot having holes in the bones that hurt like a motherfucker. Been trying to have surgery on it for like two years but the VA sucks.
Anyway, so it turns out that after like the 2nd day of running my foot was all like “Oh this asshole is serious about this,” and it just stopped hurting. All those doctors who have told me to stay off it were full of shit.BKOB – FINISH THEM!!
Ok, I’m back. Fuck you guys, Mike is cool and you know it, I’m not the one with the problem, you are, i don’t need any of your help, I hate this family, etc.
SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer
BKOB – Property of NFCWFootballTrolls.com ummmm…okay
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
Maybe one day I’ll be able to achieve your level of maturity.
God, I hope not.
JohnnyP31
BKOB – Property of NFCWFootballTrolls.com This is exactly what someone who needs help would say.
Let us help you.SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer
Munkey I don’t think he can catch her, though…thanks to all the delegates that she was given at the beginning
Munkster
Some of them could change their minds, but I think she’ll win NY and California and that will be that.
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
Munkey NY yes, but I think Bernie wins California, for the left coast sweep.
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
Munkey Well, OK, he has not won Oregon yet, but it’s foregone conclusion.
Munkster
WA and OR are very different than CA. I think Hillary wins California.
Brew_City
So wisconsin voted cruz huh. We’re into burning shit to the ground
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
As an admitted Democrat, the fact our base can’t seem to bother to show up for anything but the actual Presidential election itself, pisses me off to no end.
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
“Oh, yay, we won the Presidency. I can shove my head up my ass for four more years.”
JohnnyP31
Vegas ୧(๑•̀ᗝ•́)૭ It is kind of funny that the area is so poor, yet they still have fat people.
Munkster
CANO IS FUCKING UNSTOPPABLE AHHHHHHH AHHHHHHH AND THE CROWD GOES WILD
Brew_City
hopefully the rest of the states will unite and keep voting Bern just so Hillary won’t win.
SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer
So i was wondering…has a team ever spent an entire draft just picking for the trenches? I’d like Seattle to focus mostly on O-Line and D-Line and probably a day 3 QB
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
As opposed to the work ethic and intellectual prowess of people who listen to AM hate radio all day long.
Munkster
I lean conservative and I’m in the horrific position of rooting for Satan’s whore master to win the presidency because TrumpCruz.
JohnnyP31
SFC HawkHomer The Rams spent like 4 picks on them last year. I think they were all Round 4 and below though.
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
What’s written on the side of that van?
“ISIS MOBILE BEHEADING CREW CALL 800-555-1212 WE DO BIRTHDAYS AND BAR MITVAHS…ESPECIALLY BAR MITZVAHS”
JohnnyP31
Munkey Me too. I think it is sad Jeb dropped out because people hate his last name. He was probably the best of the group imo.
Brew_City
I was confused as to why all the names of the republicans who dropped out were on the ballot.
Why?SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer
Munkey Weren’t the M’s kicking ass and taking names early on last season?
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
We live in this age where information can be transmitted in the blink of an eye, but for some reason they insist on publishing ballots six months before the election.
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
Probably Walker hoping to confuse the fuck out of people so he can further consolidate power.
Munkster
They are 1-1 with 160 games to go. I wouldn’t say they are kicking ass and taking names.
SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer
Who in the fuck is Luis Sardinis? Any good? RBI potential with runners on 1st and 2nd?
Munkster
No one on offense not named Seager, Cano or Cruz is really any good for Seattle.
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
Cruz is the anti-Bernie. He has some radical, far-right policies he’d love to implement. Of course, if Cruz wins, he’d have the Republican House and Senate to rubber stamp his agenda. Bernie would have to fight tooth and nail.
SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer
Munkey,
I wasn’t saying anything about this season…more just pointing out that if I were a fan, they’d have a loooong ways to go to get me excited. I hear that the All Star break is when you figure out who the good teams are?ChrisKeal
If Trump gets the nomination, not only we the GOP lose the White House, they stand a great chance of losing the senate majority as well. That is why they are trying to stop Trump. At least this is what the media tells me.
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
They are staring at depressed turnout, and the thought of moderate women leaving their ranks to vote for Hillary out of sheer disgust.
ChrisKeal
Ok I will just spend my life running around the country interviewing people myself.
Munkster
And usurping the leading vote getter at the convention will go a long ways toward consolidating the constituents.
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
I mean, seriously, from demographics standpoint, Trump is totally fucked in a general election. He wins old white males and loses big everywhere else.
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
Munkey Especially when they are as reasonable and logical as hardcore Trump supporters.
SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer
Zippy the Pinhead Munkey you make me chuckle when you get all high and mightey and democraty
JohnnyP31
Zippy the Pinhead Hilary is funny. Some women will vote for her just because she is a woman, but others hate her because of shit she has done and then backtracked on.
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
That wasn’t a personal attack on anyone here. I don’t think anyone here is hardcore for Trump. They’re either trolling or holding their nose because they hate Clinton.
JohnnyP31
I don’t want a woman running the country that can’t even keep 1 guy happy.
Munkster
Shitty presidential candidates, house infiltrated by lunatics and you have a worthless RNC chairman. Plus half your constituents are bat shit crazy.
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
Not now Keal I’m trying to complete my task ha ha
ChrisKeal
I theorize he made that public apology regarding his comments about poor people because he is gonna be the dark horse nominee at the brokered convention.
SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer
Zippy the Pinhead None the less…you quite clearly see your own viewpoint on the world as faaaaar superior to anybodies who doesn’t agree with you
Munkster
And Sarah Palin and Rush Limbaugh continue to be highly visible people for your party.
deleted_21429691_KZRider_
They’re a little touchy over at profootballtalk. All I wrote was why are there so many articles about Blaine Gabbert’s backup and it got deleted 🙁
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
Believe me, I don’t see it that from where I am.
Interesting that you will call me out on this, but Ras could call people “libtards” all day long with nary a peep.
deleted_21429691_KZRider_
Brew_City deleted_21429691_KZRider_ Yep. It’s always on his articles too
SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer
Zippy the Pinhead Because he is an absolute idiot…I have a much higher opinion of you or I would ignore you much as I do with him
JohnnyP31
Vegas ୧(๑•̀ᗝ•́)૭ I waited for Keal to like it to see if it was ok.
Munkster
I think he would want to stay as far away from this election as possible, but maybe.
JohnnyP31
iCzarface You must be a black woman then, because black men love white pussy.
ChrisKeal
Maybe I am naive but I think all the Hillary scandal stuff is trumped up bullshit. The GOP has done a great job of making the public disproportionately outraged. Especially Benghazi. That shit is a joke.
Munkster
I’m conducting a scientific poll. If Trump lost the nomination at the convention and ran as an independent, would you vote for him?
JohnnyP31
Vegas ୧(๑•̀ᗝ•́)૭ Pretty good standard. Though it could be painful if you are posting when he isn’t on.
DallasCowboysSux
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
JohnnyP31
ChrisKeal You are naive. There was huge blowback/outrage in the SoF community over Benghazi.
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
Growing up a punk, there was a saying: “Punk sucks. Everything else sucks more.”
This is how I feel about calling myself a Democrat.
I Vegas
absolutely id vote for Trump as an independent, depends who the republican nominee is though…if its Ryan, trump it is
iCzarface
ChrisKeal its because she is a woman. people cant stand a woman with opinions
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
To hand the nomination to a guy who never participated in one single primary is incredibly fucked up.
Ryan seems to be the go-to guy for (R)s when they have a shit job they need filled.
Munkster
According to a recently completed scientific poll, 100% of Trump supporters would vote for him if he ran as an independent. Or they might just post gifs.
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
I see you found footage of his anti-jaywalking punishment ideas.
Brew_City
Also I’m assuming it doesn’t even matter cuz of some retard idea called “delegates”
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
Both parties have bizarre ways of doing business.
“Let’s have Superdelegates who can overthrow the will of the majority.”
“Let’s give all the delegates in this state to the guy with the most votes, even if he only gets 28%.”Brew_City
Munkey idk which ones those are… Do you just have to win 26 states?
JohnnyP31
Zippy the Pinhead Our system is fucked and most people don’t even realize it.
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
Brew_City Munkey No, you have to win the majority of the delegates.
You could probably find 20 low-population states, add their populations together, and still not have as many people as California.
Munkster
No, you need 2383 delegates if you’re a democrat. The majority of those are handed out based on voters. Each state has it’s own rules regarding whether the winner takes all delegates, or whether the delegates are handed out proportional to the vote, or some weird combination.
Brew_City
Zippy the Pinhead Brew_City Munkey Why does the state who elects fucking body builders as governors get so much say?
iCzarface
bill clinton is a super delegate for example ..its all people who are already involved in the DNC and want to shape the DNC however they like
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
We are the best-distracted society in planetary history. I’m sure if the Romans could have broadcast 24/7 from the Coliseum they’d have done it.
Brew_City
JohnnyP31 Zippy the Pinhead I know it’s fucked. Just not how they fucked it
Munkster
Right now, it’s Hillary 1297 to Bernie 1068 if you just look at the pledged delegates (which are tied to the voting results) …, if you take into account super delegates that have already announced who they’re supporting, it’s 1780 to 1099.
iCzarface
Munkey i think some superdelegates switch their vote if bernie was to take the delegate lead
Brew_City
who’s idea was it to give these “super delegates” this power. They should be strung up by their toes
SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer
Brew_City THEIR IDEA…THAT’S A GREAT EXAMPLE OF THE PROBLEM
FuckChipKelly
I love how it’s a “witch hunt” but Hillary did shit that would land the average person in fucking prison, probably for a good period of time. You guys are just rationalizing the fact that you are going to vote for that horrible cunt. It’s pretty amazing to watch, actually
Munkster
It’s just a hedge against voters getting uppity and trying to shake up the parties.
JohnnyP31
The entire delegate system is bogus. It is basically a way for the people in power to make sure that the idiot voters don’t actually decide who gets elected. But it is done in a way that makes the voters think they have a say.
Yay Democracy!SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer
FuckChipKelly It amazes me that anybody would vote for her
Brew_City
Munkey Just in case we understand that their shafting us sideways. Got it
Munkster
And there are no repercussions because 80% of either party would vote for a wet sock in the general election if it won the nomination.
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
Never. Bernie and if for some reason he is gone, some random person
FuckChipKelly
The DNC basically admitted on the Daily Show that they are actively going against Bernie Sanders
deleted_21429691_KZRider_
Bernie’s whole platform is to attract people who hate rich people and banks.
JohnnyP31
I said it last night, but it bears repeating,
There is something wrong when people spend 45M (+) to land a job that pays $250,000 a year.SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer
I love when Hillary supporters start a sentance with…”If she isn’t indicted…”
FuckChipKelly
Good thing only a small minority are rich, or work for a bank, huh?
SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer
JohnnyP31 they work 150 ish days a year for that 250K…and get 100% retirement (tax free) for the rest of their lives after serving for 4 years…..and they all say Military retirement is too high
iCzarface
i like hilary over everyone but bernie so seeing her as president wouldnt really bum me out too hard
ChrisKeal
iCzarface This is where I am at. I voted for Bernie but will vote for Hillary when she inevitably gets the nomination.
deleted_21429691_KZRider_
FuckChipKelly I’m not rich but I don’t hate rich people
JohnnyP31
SFC HawkHomer JohnnyP31 They also get top healthcare insurance for life, while I deal with the VA.
FuckChipKelly
Even when they actively promote their interests to the detriment of you, and the people in your income bracket? Cool
iCzarface
if you look at her stance on social issues, she got a standing ovation from the Urban League. If i cant have Bernie id still like to at least have more equality and planned parenthood
deleted_21429691_KZRider_
I again will vote for the opposite of whoever Keal votes for just to cancel out his vote.
ChrisKeal
So I played The Division for a couple hours last night. My initial thought is that it is basically Destiny with a post-apocalypse New York City skin.
JohnnyP31
iCzarface Lol, she is an actress. She plays to whatever crowd she is front of.
Munkster
Wall Street would also like to let you know they appreciate your stubborn loyalty to the letter D.
Brew_City
ChrisKeal see I can understand pumping 2 clips into a 15 foot alien. Pumping 3 clips into a guy with a beanie on seems not right
JohnnyP31
ChrisKeal I was looking at buying it. My buddy plays and says it is loads of fun.
ChrisKeal
deleted_21429691_KZRider_ I gave fake ID’s to 7 illegal immigrant landscapers in exchange for promising to vote for the dems. Step your game up.
Ballon Knot
As a general rule – I avoid talking politics Here
But,… I can’t imagine voting for Cruz
He creeps Me out
~BKChrisKeal
JohnnyP31 ChrisKeal It is fun. I like it. Just my initial thoughts are that is is very Destiny-like.
Ballon Knot
As a general rule – I avoid talking politics Here
But,… I can’t imagine voting for Cruz
He creeps Me out
~BkJohnnyP31
ChrisKeal JohnnyP31 I never tried Destiny, seemed too MMO for me and I don’t have time for that shit.
Brew_City
Munkey I was reading an article and it referred to trump supporters as “Non-college whites” lol
SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer
if you look at her stance on social issues, she got a standing ovation
from the Urban League. If i cant have Bernie id still like to at least
have more equality and planned parenthood
Before equality and pro-choice were popular Hillary was adamantly against them both…that’s the pointSFC: Postconventional HawkHomer
Check out her stance a few years ago on Gay Marriage
ChrisKeal
JohnnyP31 ChrisKeal I don;t think that is accurate. It’s almost non-stop shooter.
iCzarface
BKOB – Property of NFCWFootballTrolls.com i could have got that banana in there. vote for me
Brew_City
iCzarface BKOB – Property of NFCWFootballTrolls.com twizzlers thin eh?
Munkster
Heidi Cruz worked for Goldman Sachs and Hillary got paid 600K to give speeches by Goldman Sachs.
iCzarface
its not that i think i look BETTER in makeup. I just LIKE wearing makeup
i hate it when guys think thats a compliment
SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer
I don’t see how you can “look at Hillary’s stance” on anything…it constantly changes (depending on which crowd she’s pandering to)
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
Brew_City iCzarface BKOB – Property of NFCWFootballTrolls.com I think he’s trying to say it’s like getting your dick inside an eight year old. : – |
ChrisKeal
SFC HawkHomer Yeah the GOP candidates NEVER do anything like that.
JohnnyP31
ChrisKeal JohnnyP31 But to play everything you kind of have to mmo a bit. I’m a competitive person by nature and would get sucked in.
SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer
Munkey I’m undecided…depends on who’s running before I’ll make my vote. NEVER Hillary
Munkster
This is where it breaks down. At some point, we need to move beyond “yeah, well you’re guys suck too”
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
Trump, in three hours:
“We’d close the borders.”
“I never said we’d close the borders.”
“Of course we’d close the borders.”SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer
Munkey That’s the problem. Instead of who’s best…we vote on who we think isn’t the worst every year because it’s the only option
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
While it would be nice, I will never not laugh in the face of a hardcore Trump supporter who calls Hillary a disingenuous liar.
ChrisKeal
Oh I get it,.. Mr. “I improperly send hazardous materials in the mail” guy is a fucking expert now.
Munkster
I wonder how the open primary thing would work where the top 2 vote getters run against each other, regardless of party affiliation. It should spur a rush to the middle as opposed to a sprint toward the extremes.
SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer
Zippy the Pinhead …and Hillary landed in Bosnia under heavy sniper fire…but she didn’t.
…moving on
Brew_City
SFC HawkHomer Munkey That’s because smart people don’t go into politics
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
Munkey Which explains why in most cases the parties are against it.
Munkster
It would make it harder to pull at voters emotional strings on divisive issues like abortion and gun control.
JohnnyP31
I don’t get why people get sop bent out of shape on which party they are. I’m a registered Republican, but I have voted for Democrats when their stance made the most sense. Vote the issues, not the party.
Same with the Fox News hate. They are horrible (and the worst), but so are all the others. They all have biases that they spew.Brew_City
Who is that NBC guy who lies about all the shit he does? I bet he’s banged Hilary
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
Per surveys, roughly thirty percent of everyone labels themselves “independent”, but vote straight party line.
ChrisKeal
JohnnyP31 Maybe I’m naive again,.. but I feel like CNN is the most unbiased of the big 3. FOX is far right, MSNBC is far left and CNN seems to keep it in the middle relatively.
JohnnyP31
Zippy the Pinhead Party line voters are the worst. They need to take that option out and make people actually vote.
iCzarface
JohnnyP31 i didnt think the republican party was a real thing any more
JohnnyP31
ChrisKeal JohnnyP31 And I have to watch all 3 to actually get a reasonable understanding of what really happened.
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
All media are biased.
The media has given Sanders so little free air time compared to Trump, largely because the media would lose BILLIONS in profits if campaign finance reform passes.
So it may not be “rah rah right or left”, but “rah rah money”. Which is just as fucked.
JohnnyP31
Zippy the Pinhead Funny you used Trump when Hillary has the media in her pocket. Bernie got a rough deal.
Brew_City
Zippy the Pinhead Rich people and money is like crack heads and crack. Just cannot stop
ChrisKeal
Ancientage Also the best channel for napping,.. besides any golf tournament.
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
I mean, seriously, you expect the media to be watchdogs for the public interest when it comes to something like prescription drug policies?
Watch CNN or Fox sometimes. They get half their money from Big Pharma.
JohnnyP31
Ancientage BBC. You want a real opinion look at how the news in other countries view us.
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
I thought you were going to say baseball
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
ChrisKeal Ancientage You’ve never seen cricket, have you.
ChrisKeal
Ancientage Couch?.. check. Remote?.. check. Beer?… check. Similac?… check. I’M READY!!!!
JohnnyP31
Zippy the Pinhead I don’t expect the media to be anything. They are what they are.
Brew_City
I get all my politcal information from the Tonight Show on Comedy Central and John Oliver
ChrisKeal
Ancientage She won’t. She just wants to be near you. Don;t get used to it.
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
Sadly, they are what they become. True Journalism is on life support.
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
So how about those Panama Papers? Can they hold a five gram blunt?
Munkster
to zippy’s point … a lot of that money goes into the coffers of cbs, abc, nbc and cable news companies
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
Munkey Old people like two things: Cures for their ailments, and staying informed.
BKOB – FINISH THEM!!
I get all my political info from NFCWFootballTrolls.com, now with an expanded MP3 playlist. I hear they’ll be posting articles, eventually
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
They show up to vote. That younger people have more important things to think about is not their fault.
JohnnyP31
BKOB – Property of NFCWFootballTrolls.com He is going to kill himself. You know this right?
SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer
If you don’t think the media is pushing agendas and collecting $$ than you ain’t paying attention.
Anytime a white cop shoots a black criminal or suspect it’s front page news…..if a white cop shoots a white criminal or suspect or a black cop shoots any criminal or suspect it’s only reported on briefly and color/race is rarely mentioned at all
SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer
JohnnyP31 BKOB – Property of NFCWFootballTrolls.com …or go on a shooting spree
Munkster
“And I just want to be clear, I’m not talking about reforming SS or medicare for people that are currently 55 years or older, just for their children and grand children, because they are less likely to show up and vote.”
ChrisKeal
The BKOB / MFA dynamic is complicated. He plays it like a troll on here but also feels bad for MFA, likes him to a certain extent and wants to help him. Unfortunately, you can;t have it both ways. We need you to hate him or YOU ARE FUCKING OUT!
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
It’s like he’s trying to support Trump and Hillary at the same time. It’s un-possible.
Brew_City
BKOB – Property of NFCWFootballTrolls.com ya know people are gonna struggle to take your BKOB reports seriously in the future.
You’ll be the boy who cried MFABallon Knot
It’s not the most popular, wittiest or best person here, who is in most need of an occasional ‘Like’ or friend
~BKJohnnyP31
The People vs MB3 aka MB3 Are you coming over this summer or what?
Ancientage
BKOB – Property of NFCWFootballTrolls.com 1 minute ago
He’s like a father figure to me
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Yer gonna be fucked up when you grow upChrisKeal
Ballon Knot As always,.. sage advice. I was just kidding anyways. Busting BKOB’s balls.
Ken Bone Thugs N’ Harmony aka MB3
JohnnyP31 The People vs MB3 aka MB3 yep. i’m bringing a couple buddies from ferguson if thats cool
JohnnyP31
The People vs MB3 aka MB3 JohnnyP31 I have guns, but I’ll probably only need the knives.
Ken Bone Thugs N’ Harmony aka MB3
way back wednesday. the next president and her whore
SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer
The People vs MB3 aka MB3 Was this before or after she was fired from the WaterGate crew…for being too unethical?
Ken Bone Thugs N’ Harmony aka MB3
SFC HawkHomer The People vs MB3 aka MB3 watch it bro. thats the next POTUS you are besmirching
Munkster
It will be interesting to see if the “Washington Cartel” bails Cruz out at the convention though.
Ken Bone Thugs N’ Harmony aka MB3
more like BenghASSi amirite
Ken Bone Thugs N’ Harmony aka MB3
Vegas ୧(๑•̀ᗝ•́)૭ this sounds like a scene from a prison movie
JohnnyP31
Now I know why Hillary “likes” black people. You need a foot long dick to get past her ass.
iCzarface
im trying to make some shirts you guys like this or should i color the lettering?
any suggestsSlavicTribe
you should take a rectangle section of the picture on the right, and have it go around the bottom of the shirt (leave some gray below it)
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
Same thing we do every night, Pinky. Try to take over the world.
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
iCzarface “Make it the same color as the cloth. It will be awesome!” – NFCTrolls.com Meme Machine
JohnnyP31
DGdub The dude cheated with Monica Lewinsky, not sure why we thought Hillary would look better.
SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer
Rangers got 5 runs…Seattle ain’t winning this one
ChrisKeal
Real conversation on nfswfootballtrolls…. I made this for them….
“Fuck ska! in less than a week this site will be fully functional..” – MFA
“You’re like the Emperor, and this place is your Death Star” – BKOB
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
Thing about getting a BJ is, you don’t really have to see much if you don’t want to.
iCzarface
you guys like my shirt http://skreened.com/kittenour/channel-live?
or the color one http://i.imgur.com/Sv9F4t4.jpg
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
Johnny, are yiu going to reveal your draft sleepers?
JohnnyP31
iCzarface I already said the colors look bad. Unless it is for a high school cheer leading team.
SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer
5-3 heading into the 7th thanks to Fielder’s 3 run homer….or as we like to call it in Seattle – “Game Over”
JohnnyP31
Navorro Closer to draft time. I already revealed guys I like and Charlie stole one for his stupid mock.
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
Tribal Steez Until the restraining order, anyway.
JohnnyP31
Working on a Bachelor party invite list. Keal, you want to make a trip to KC?
JohnnyP31
hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women JohnnyP31 I don’t want to hurt someone at my bachelor party.
DGdub
That’s hunting season, sorry I can’t make it..
*uncomfortable silence from JPiCzarface
im starting my own t shirt like of hip hop clothing. i am gearing to break all copyright laws
Ken Bone Thugs N’ Harmony aka MB3
it’s gettin pretty krunk at the nfcwfootballtrolls.com launch party
http://i.imgur.com/53aWfHQ.gifJohnnyP31
ChrisKeal JohnnyP31 I’m for real putting your email on the list for my best man. I don’t care if you show, but it will be funny.
hawaiianhonky
Navorro only if he has a lisp like you and sasssssssssssssssssssssssses me
JohnnyP31
Navorro His fake tough guy routine would last 5 seconds with my groomsmen.
hawaiianhonky
JohnnyP31 hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women see, how am i always the one pinged for picking fights?
hawaiianhonky
JohnnyP31 Navorro hahahahaha, until it was figured out it wasn’t fake
JohnnyP31
ChrisKeal JohnnyP31 Why not? I like you as much as anyone else. The speech would be great.
Brew_City
hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women JohnnyP31 it’s the flat brims
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
No offense, but I think my money is going to be on the Special Forces guys.
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
I don’t even know why you keep saying that. No proof
hawaiianhonky
Zippy the Pinhead well sure, it doesn’t even sound like a fair fight
JohnnyP31
hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women Zippy the Pinhead No you wouldn’t
hawaiianhonky
JohnnyP31 hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women Zippy the Pinhead lol, i assure you i would…unless we’re talking about andre the giant type mother fuckers
hawaiianhonky
Navorro right, but if anyone ever looked like they have a lisp in their photo it’s you
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
I don’t think they’re very large, but they’ve probably been trained on how to disembowel their enemies using only a sharpened popsicle stick.
ChrisKeal
Munkey I’m looking at that 7′ doorway and realizing he is like 5’4″
hawaiianhonky
Zippy the Pinhead not all special forces are trained in this…hell 95% probably aren’t
JohnnyP31
hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women JohnnyP31 Zippy the Pinhead No, we are just talking about fuckers that don’t give a fuck about your rules. Any one of them would plant your face into the bar and keep up with their conversation.
You can fight Todd, my high school friend.hawaiianhonky
JohnnyP31 hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women Zippy the Pinhead my rules? what rules do i have?
Munkster
Honky, can you go one day on here without trying to convince us you’re some kind of bad ass? It just gets overwhelmingly intimidating.
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
Being 6’4″. I occasionally get people who ask me if I’m good at basketball. I usually ask them if they’re a good jockey.
hawaiianhonky
Munkey lol, i literally NEVER bring it up…..johnny is the reason today
Ken Bone Thugs N’ Harmony aka MB3
i thought Nav would look much angrier. and his walls would have punch holes in them
Munkster
and now i have to go to a meeting, but i should probably wipe my ass first
JohnnyP31
hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women JohnnyP31 Zippy the Pinhead Who knows, these guys have none though. Except Mark, stupid medics.
Ken Bone Thugs N’ Harmony aka MB3
Brew_City Desert Pantera maybe he should be called WeeTodd
ChrisKeal
Zippy the Pinhead I think I am shrinking. I was definitely 6’3″ at one point but I think I might be 6’2″ now.
hawaiianhonky
JohnnyP31 hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women Zippy the Pinhead i’m confused, i don’t have any rules
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
I’m going through database writing down everything I created. Why? Because I need to fuckin stall for time until 130
Ken Bone Thugs N’ Harmony aka MB3
Munkey no way. walk in with that streak, let em know who’s boss
hawaiianhonky
I knew a special forces dude once who was the laser target operator, MFA could have probably whooped this dudes ass
JohnnyP31
http://www.livefyre.com/profile/16759498/1 minute ago
Zippy the Pinhead not all special forces are trained in this…hell 95% probably aren’t
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Actually 100% of Special Forces guys are trained in this. You are thinking Special Operations Forces, which encompasses a whole lot of useful but not tough guys. Special Forces is a small community, SoF is a huge umbrella term for people we use.JohnnyP31
hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women Then you didn’t know a Special Forces dude. You knew a Special Forces support dude.
Ken Bone Thugs N’ Harmony aka MB3
hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women nope.
*hits honky from behind with folding chair*hawaiianhonky
The People vs MB3 aka MB3 hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women well that’s one on one!
Jive Lake Duck
I know a navy seal and he is the opposite of MFA and about the same age
hawaiianhonky
Brew_City hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women yea, i don’t like the whole jumping in trend that seems to be growing
Ken Bone Thugs N’ Harmony aka MB3
hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women The People vs MB3 aka MB3 in this scenario, johnny was supposed to kick you in the balls with his steel foot first
JohnnyP31
hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women There are no rules in fighting.
Fine, you can come. The “beard” can’t though.Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
Anytime someone talks about rules to fighting, I think of Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid.
SlavicTribe
my commanding officer is like 55 and also in great shape. MFA just lies about it
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
“Ain’t no rules to a knife fight!”
“Sure there are.” *Kicks other guy in nuts*hawaiianhonky
JohnnyP31 hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women this is a shitty rule
Ken Bone Thugs N’ Harmony aka MB3
Desert Pantera give him a break. he’s a stress eater. and by that i mean he stresses eating as much as possible in each sitting
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
Anything goes in fight. Including low blows
JohnnyP31
Sorry, its an annoying thing to me HH. Guys are always saying they are Special Forces, but really they are clerks attached to the unit, or they are AF TAC-Ps (cool guys, but not SF). Hell, Rangers try and say they are Special Forces, and Rangers do good work, but they aren’t Special Forces.
JohnnyP31
hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women JohnnyP31 Its a shity beard.
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
If you like fighting without rules….watch the Marvel Netflix series.
Punisher was in some of the most violent fights I’ve ever seen on screen. Literally made my flesh crawl. Fake. sure, but visceral as fuck.
Brew_City
I loved seeing fights in college where some dude just cold cocks some guy who’s not even looking and then acts hard as fuck
ChrisKeal
I probably could have been special forces in NAM. Skinny enough to crawl in them rabbit holes and plant bombs and shit.
hawaiianhonky
JohnnyP31 well you’re getting into semantics, special forces is a whole huge group with very few being what most thing special forces actually are….i actually was trying to be special forces but the swim test got cancelled and i graduated basic before the next one
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
Brew_City Guy like that did that to someone at a house party near another one I was attending.
Dude fell, hit his head on a planter, and died of brain hemorrhaging.
ChrisKeal
Zippy the Pinhead Brew_City “NOT FUCKING COOL SCOTT,…. he’s dead.” – Party Host
hawaiianhonky
Zippy the Pinhead Brew_City i knew a dude in AZ who sucker punched a guy and he fell and hit his head on those curb things in parking spots and died…got like 7 years in jail
Brew_City
Zippy the Pinhead Brew_City I saw a guy hit a dude on State St in madison like that. Just came up from behind and hit him in the side of the head. He fell over and cracked his head on the concrete
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
Suddenly everyone from this other nearby party shows up all freaked out. A couple of them had been interviewed by the cops as witnesses.
JohnnyP31
hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women JohnnyP31 No it is not semantics. Special Forces is an actual unit, commissioned by JFK (well not really, but he approved the Green Beret), which dates back to joint untis with Canada and Nam duties. It is a unit with a shit load of training, and it is not semnatics.
You are talking Special Operations. And a “laser target guy” is not Special Forces.Brew_City
people in wisconsin have this thing where they think walking around Milwaukee is gonna get you shanked. I don’t think I’ve seen more than 1 bar fight or any fight for that matter here. I would see probably 10 per weekend trip to Madison
JohnnyP31
hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women JohnnyP31 Jesus. Lol you were AF, you can’t be Special Forces.
hawaiianhonky
JohnnyP31 hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women you’re familiar with the AF special forces command structure?
hawaiianhonky
JohnnyP31 hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women speical operations is the AF equivalent if i’m not mistaken
JohnnyP31
hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women JohnnyP31 There is no AF special forces retard. And yes, I would know because I worked with AF Special Operations all the damn time. One of my groomsmen was AF Special Operations.
So yeah, I know you don’t have Special Forces.Brew_City
ChrisKeal Brew_City Well UW Madison has a lot of transplants. Lot of “coasties” as we called them
JohnnyP31
hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women JohnnyP31 You’re mistaken. Special Operations is an umbrella term that includes all sorts of support roles.
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
The thing about San Luis Obispo is, I never saw bar fights. Most mellow place on the planet.
The guy Cable punched went to Cal Poly as an assistant. He got arrested for being in a bar fight. Pretty much told me who the asshole was in that scenario.
Brew_City
ChrisKeal Brew_City The girls were unmistakable. North face, Yoga pants, Uggs and big sun glasses. Dead give away
ChrisKeal
Working on my hall pass right now Johnny….
EDTGO
I thought Wisconsin was nothing but fat loving simple folk. Happy friendly neighbors with no crime.
Making a murderer changed all thatI Vegas
Tribal Steez he’s announcing that he wants to play for the Packers next year
hawaiianhonky
JohnnyP31 hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women lol, so what would you consider SERE?
ChrisKeal
Brew_City ChrisKeal Frankly, I get depressed when I see “44” typed out. So fucked.
JohnnyP31
Tribal Steez Or something to do with a pregnancy. Announcing at 3 because that is when his doctors appointment is.
JohnnyP31
ChrisKeal There will be a Navy SEAL medic on hand. IVs all around!
Brew_City
EDTGO yes. Change your previously wrong notion to another notion based on one clan of dipshits
hawaiianhonky
ChrisKeal Navorro i do sometimes too…..if i have a hat on, no hat i’ve never been carded though
ChrisKeal
hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women ChrisKeal Navorro It has been happening less and less though. Last time was like 10 years ago.
JohnnyP31
Jesus HH.
SERE has like 5 different levels. Actual SF guys do the highest level and I think Pilots do the next highest. SERE doesn’t make someone SF or even SO, it is just a school that an Army cook can go to if they suck enough cock.EDTGO
@Navorro I do still get carded sometimes believe it or not. – keal
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(Looks at KEAL’s wringkly face)
“Riiiiiiight”JohnnyP31
Brew_City JohnnyP31 I guess their boss? The lead cook motherfucker.
hawaiianhonky
JohnnyP31 Right, but you don’t think those instructors are SF or whatever? That’s what I was trying to get in to because i wanted to get back to spokane and fairchild doesn’t have f-16’s
Brew_City
my friend did something like that in the Air Force. Probably that SoF you talk about Johnny that sounds familiar.
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
I have temper of bitter 78 year old at 24-Me
JohnnyP31
hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women JohnnyP31 No, they are not all SF. Most are, but some are former intel guys (makes sense right? because they are trying to make you talk).
hawaiianhonky
JohnnyP31 hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women Well i wouldn’t have been an intel guy that’s for sure
hawaiianhonky
JohnnyP31 hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women and you just basically said the AF has SF (even if you call them SO or whatever you want to call them)
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
Brew_City Pilot rescue team, certainly. Probably not many others.
Brew_City
Zippy the Pinhead Brew_City I know my friend was in some part of the Air Force where he had to do this
Brew_City
hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women Brew_City Zippy the Pinhead Ya all the time
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
Air Force has some pretty hardcore guys who are on pilot rescue teams. Trained to go into hostile regions and pull out downed pilots.
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
Time to start training my replacement. * evil grin
hawaiianhonky
Brew_City hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women Zippy the Pinhead yea….pararescue maybe?
JohnnyP31
hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women JohnnyP31 No, they have SO, which can be a fucking cook. AF SO includes some TAC-Ps (special units) and the Search and Rescue units. They do not have real SF ground troops.
Marines have none, because they opted out back in the 80’s.
Navy has SEALs and SEAL TM 6 (different things)..
Army has the actual Special Forces and Delta. Plus the Rangers are SO, but they are really just Delta support anymore.But still, there is only one actual Special Forces.
hawaiianhonky
JohnnyP31 hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women again, this is where i said “semantics”….some dudes in the AF are the equivalent of the “Special Forces” dudes even if they’re not called it formally
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
I worked with a retired AF guy who had spent his 20 years pushing papers around San Antonio. The thought of him doing a HALO jump makes me giggle.
Brew_City
my friend is on the right can you identify what he was from his gear or no?
hawaiianhonky
Brew_City well he has a beard so whatever rules i had to follow don’t apply to him
JohnnyP31
http://www.livefyre.com/profile/16759498/just now
JohnnyP31 hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women again, this is where i said “semantics”….some dudes in the AF are the equivalent of the “Special Forces” dudes even if they’re not called it formally
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It is not semantics. It is a huge difference in training and ability. You yourself said you met a “Special Forces guy that was a laser target operator”. How in the fuck is that Special? A 6 year can do it.
Special Forces operate with little support and overthrow countries. Good luck doing that with your laser operator guy.JohnnyP31
Brew_City He is a TAC-P or one of the other controller acronyms. He has a beard because he is working with SF troops.
hawaiianhonky
JohnnyP31 hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women but in order to “overthrow” said country they’d need this dude to paint the target….regardless of skill level or badassness he associated as “one of them”
hawaiianhonky
JohnnyP31 hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women also, i think it’s more than just pointing a laser at a targer, but i’m just guessing here
BKOB – FINISH THEM!!
Somebody unban Mike. We need to bring in an expert on the subject
hawaiianhonky
Zippy the Pinhead Military personnel something….they make your fucking ID cards and fuck your paychecks up
Brew_City
hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women Brew_City JohnnyP31 doesn’t they guy at the base do that?
JohnnyP31
hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women JohnnyP31 No. Do you know that in the initial Afghan invasion we sent 6 SF teams and 2 SEAL teams. We had them beat until we decided to fight an unconventional enemy with conventional forces.
I don’t need your “laser guy” because I can do that myself. SF guys do it all, we are our own support.hawaiianhonky
Brew_City hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women JohnnyP31 lol, not if you’re actually in combat or something
BKOB – FINISH THEM!!
Plus he’s got some sick new memes that you guys are missing out on
JohnnyP31
Brew_City JohnnyP31 They call in air support to a target location where a team is at.
hawaiianhonky
JohnnyP31 hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women then whey have you worked with AF special forces in the past?
hawaiianhonky
Brew_City JohnnyP31 i always wondered what these dudes did when not pretend fighting…..
JohnnyP31
hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women JohnnyP31 We always had a TAC-P or TAC-C with us. But every SF Weapons guy can do that job. They are there so the SF guy can actually keep engaging the enemy while they call in air support. Very handy guys.
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
BKOB – Property of NFCWFootballTrolls.com http://imgur.com/P7f0z0L
hawaiianhonky
Brew, based on Johnny and Johnny only i think SF’s play on SKA when they’re not taking over a country
JohnnyP31
hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women Sure, the medically retired ones who got tired of contracting for money.
BKOB – FINISH THEM!!
He’s got this one where he’s like “Woa, look at me! I’m Chip Kelly! I screwed up the Eagles, and now I’m gunna do the same to the Niners” or something like that. I’m not doing it justice. We need Mike here. He’s better at it than I am.
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
Vegas ୧(๑•̀ᗝ•́)૭ I bet the Warlord guy who comes here prefers Pizza Hut.
hawaiianhonky
JohnnyP31 hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women yea, those ones lol
hawaiianhonky
I really wish i coulda taken my swim test so i knew more about the special forces/operations sector of the air force
Brew_City
I thought each branch had their own “Special forces”. Like Delta, Recon, seals etc
halosramsfan
Fuck you! Rams are getting Treadwell and thats all there is too it PETe!
hawaiianhonky
Brew_City According to Johnny there is only one “special forces” because the air force calls them “special operations”…i don’t know what the marines call them
JohnnyP31
What makes Special Forces special is that each guy is expected to the jobs that 10 other army MOSs’ do. There are 12 of us at the best of times and usually only like 8-10. We have to be self-sufficient. So yes, we are a different thing than your “laser target guy” who you think was SF.
Brew_City
hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women Brew_City I thought they were “Marine Force Recon”
JohnnyP31
Brew_City That is actually semantic to a point. Recon isn’t even Special Operations because the Marines didn’t want in on it. They are good dudes though.
Delta is the top of Army SO, and have a lot of of SF guys.
SEALs are SO.
AF has SO jobs, but they vary.Still, SF is a specific job with specific training.
EDTGO
I’m with Jonny p on this one. If only MFA was here to give the definitive answer.
Is he really band?Brew_City
JohnnyP31 Brew_City So special forces could be a mix of seals, delta, SO’s etc?
JohnnyP31
hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women Brew_City I don’t know why this is so hard for you. There is specific training to be SF, it is very specific and lengthy. That is what makes it unique from SO.
JohnnyP31
Brew_City JohnnyP31 No.
Special Operations can be a mix. They can be the cooks for SEALs that are attached to the unit. Or the intel gatherer.
Special Forces are Green Berets and only Green Berets. It is a specific job.TIGRE1629
EDTGO Who do you want with the #1 pick ED? I’d be fine with just about any of those top guys, but I don’t think Baalke trades up… I think if anything he trades down.
Brew_City
My roommates brother was a marine and went to the scout sniper school or whatever its called. It sounds like hell
JohnnyP31
Brew_City JohnnyP31 Yes. And they fall under the larger umbrella term of Special Operations.
hawaiianhonky
JohnnyP31 hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women Brew_City i just enjoy the “i’m better than these other guys” banter you’re displaying, it’s hilarious
hawaiianhonky
tied it up in the top of the 9th, i never doubted you Mariners!
JohnnyP31
Brew_City They have good snipers, but they send their best to SF sniper school. Same with SEAL medics, they all go through the SF medic portion of our training.
halosramsfan
Thats why we have the state of Texas, so that the rest of us sane people dont have to join special forces!
Brew_City
JohnnyP31 Brew_City Just the tasks he described sounded hard as fuck
JohnnyP31
hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women JohnnyP31 Brew_City I’m better than a “laser pointer”, I am better in a desert or jungle than a SEAL, but they are better than me on maritime job. It all evens out.
Brew_City
JohnnyP31 Brew_City like he said he had 3 days to cross a 50 yd field without being spotted
wut
hawaiianhonky
halosramsfan hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women correctional custody
hawaiianhonky
halosramsfan hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women basically hard labor
JohnnyP31
Brew_City JohnnyP31 Yeah. I had a shit sniper partner in school. I carried that motherfucker.
To me the hardest part wasn’t the stalks or shoots, it was the times we spent an hour staring at a woodline through a scope trying to find small items the instructors had hidden.Brew_City
JohnnyP31 Brew_City He said they also drop you in the middle of the woods not knowing where you are and you ahve to get back in a certain amount of time.
halosramsfan
God the Mariners..astros
Meanwhile the Angles start the season off as they usually do, looking for their asshole.
JohnnyP31
hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women Sure. 30 days prepares you for 2 years.
hawaiianhonky
One day I painted ALL the rocks in front of my barracks……and then had to remove all the paint from the hundreds of rocks once i got done
Brew_City
JohnnyP31 Brew_City he said it wasn’t the navigation he said he had to walk thru a lot of water and brush that made his feet miserable or something
JohnnyP31
Brew_City JohnnyP31 You have to have a creative mind, that can distract you but focus on the task at the same time.
halosramsfan
TIGRE1629 halosramsfan
I mean not only are they getting their ass handed to them by a lowly NL team, Its the CUBS! FUCK!
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
They’ll always have memories of the Rally Monkey, though.
JohnnyP31
I’m not sure if I want to officially deny HH or go ahead and invite him to see what happens.
I Vegas
DallasCowboysSux OIeSagginSeahawk Don’t bother him, he’s watching beisbol
SlavicTribe
you throwing the 2016 Party?
5bowl’s gf already paid the money for a hallhawaiianhonky
Mutiny is what i got charged with, fucking mutiny!!!! When my commander told me that shit my response was literally “I didn’t know I was assigned to a pirate ship…that’s why it was 30 days and not 21
Brew_City
Johnny what caliber are standard sniper rifles? like .243’s or something?
BKOB – FINISH THEM!!
Two weeks ago there was an article that said Cano’s contract was the worst in Baseball. Now he’s on pace to hit a few hundred HRs this year, and the M’s are gunna win the WS!!
JohnnyP31
Zippy the Pinhead Not much. My best man is inline to be sheriff in that county in about 5 years.
hawaiianhonky
JohnnyP31 Zippy the Pinhead tell him to stop pulling me over right when i get near the amusement park
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
For when the terrorists go all Hannibal and ride elephants into battle.
Or are riding in light armored vehicles.
JohnnyP31
Brew_City That is mostly for vehicles. Getting that within a yard of a person will rip their arm off.
JohnnyP31
Brew_City Depends. SF guys tend to use a M24, but MArines and SEALs use a larger caliber. But each sniper can use whatever they want if it gets approved.
Brew_City
JohnnyP31 Brew_City I would assume there are requirements due to how those guns fire right? YOu don’t want a 30-06 which falls of quick do you?
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
halosramsfan Brew_City This was my understanding, but most of what I’ve learned about guns comes from Call of Duty, so I was keeping my fool mouth shut.
OIeSagginSeahawk
Bottom of 9th…9-5 M’s Who’s our closer this year ? Montgomery ?
JohnnyP31
Brew_City So you are looking at .308 or larger. I liked the .300 winmag myself. A couple Marines introduced me to it. It just flies straighter so it is easier to track.
JohnnyP31
Brew_City So you are looking at .308 or larger. I liked the .300 winmag myself. A couple Marines introduced me to it. It just flies straighter so it is easier to track.
halosramsfan
BKOB – Property of NFCWFootballTrolls.com
Not possible, I think the bobby bonilla contract is still going.
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
Brew_City I think they are very results-oriented. If you can make it work, and finish the job at hand, they probably don’t GAF.
Brew_City
JohnnyP31 Brew_City that’s why I guessed a .243. Goes straight for days
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
JohnnyP31 It’s definitely slower than normal.
DDOS attack originating from NFCWTrolls.com, most likely.
JohnnyP31
ChrisKeal JohnnyP31 All the alien guns sucked. The human Spectre gun rocked peoples world.
JohnnyP31
OIeSagginSeahawk It is safe, I just did it but it didn’t solve anything.
Brew_City
Ya know what must have really sucked? Driving the humvee and having the shell casing’s from the turrent fall down on your neck
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
“What do you know about sniping? Do you even quickscope, bro?” – CoDfish
DallasCowboysSux
OIeSagginSeahawk You should come over to Mike’s Website. You won’t experience the technical difficulties SKA experiences.
JohnnyP31
Brew_City Doesn’t happen all that often. Usually they eject from the gun far enough. More likely to get caught between the turret gunner’s shirt and vest. That sucks.
BKOB – FINISH THEM!!
Mike’s site is awesome. I post a comment, and 20 minutes later it’s still at-or-near the top of the screen. It’s a much less hectic, stressful experience than SKA
Brew_City
JohnnyP31 Brew_City my roommates brother said this happened to the guy driving his humvee. He was the dude that always had to carry that SAW or turret gun
OIeSagginSeahawk
BKOB – Property of NFCWFootballTrolls.com *cue the crickets……………….
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
Zippy the Pinhead you shut the fuck up Palmdale Tweaker
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
OIeSagginSeahawk BMT > BKOB hawks dont even own the rams silence woman
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
Zippy the Pinhead i need you and i love you baaabayy
OIeSagginSeahawk
BMT > BKOB OIeSagginSeahawk BMT > BKOB
I’ll cut your fuckin pony tail off and glue it to your ass……Gitty up Bitch !I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
OIeSagginSeahawk BMT > BKOB you cant catch me in your walker old man!!!
OIeSagginSeahawk
BMT > BKOB OIeSagginSeahawk BMT > BKOB
* fires up lawnmower…………What ?JohnnyP31
The funniest thing I ever saw with a turret gunner happened to some young kid leaving Bagram. You can’t ride around with a loaded turret inside the base, so you lock and load as you leave the gates.
He had a MK 19 grenade launcher instead of a the standard .50 cal. It is a funny gun to feed initially. You have to cock it and pull the trigger twice and then cock it again. Well, he pulled the trigger 3 times and sent a grenade flying. Luckily it was towards nothing, but I think he shit himself. His Sergeant was all up in his ass until my TM Sgt walked over laughing and calmed him down. He said something like, “we’ve all been there before, better one too few many than one too few and then find out when rounds are flying.” Chuck was a good guy.Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
BKOB – Property of NFCWFootballTrolls.com Sometimes you want to go
Where everybody knows your fake made up trolling naaame.JohnnyP31
Brew_City JohnnyP31 They aren’t that bad, heavy, but the carrying strap helps. You notice after a long march though.
Brew_City
JohnnyP31 Brew_City do they reserve those for bigger guys? He’s like 6’3 250
Brew_City
JohnnyP31 are they really strict about wasting ammo and all that stuff? discharging weapons?
Brew_City
JohnnyP31 Brew_City So can you spend half your day blowing shit up at base or no?
JohnnyP31
Brew_City JohnnyP31 Stateside? You can shoot as much as your unit has allocated.
Overseas? You aren’t shooting on base at all. Maybe some handgun stuff if someone set up a range, but space is a premium and a gun range requires a lot of space.JohnnyP31
Brew_City JohnnyP31 The one by your ear.
But seriously, probably the Barret Sniper rifle. Just because it is right there next to your head.Brew_City
JohnnyP31 Brew_City that makes sense. I always laugh on TV in gun fights. Guns are sooo loud
Brew_City
JohnnyP31 Brew_City My roommates bro can’t hear too well anymore. He said his bunk or station was next to the mortar pit in Iraq
Brew_City
I always find it interesting during hunting season how different the gun shots sound from different directions
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
The one time in my life I fired a handgun, I went to the shooting range with a boss of mine who was a gun noob. He didn’t even own ear protection.
It was just a 9mm, but my ears rang for three days.
The other guys at the range were looking at us funny.
Brew_City
Zippy the Pinhead going to the gun range without ear protection is one of the smarter things you can do
Brew_City
It’s weird when you practice shoot it’s so loud and you’re ears ring but when I am actually trying to shoot a buck it’s like the adrenaline takes over and I don’t even notice the sound
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
Brew_City Zippy the Pinhead In my defense, I had no idea. I had only seen guns fired on TV. My boss should have been more up to speed, but we was too busy fantasizing about using it to defend his shop from robbers.
JohnnyP31
I think I have said this before, but another funny story I remember was at a base in Asadabad (NorthEast Afghanistan).
We were getting rocketed that night and guys in the SF house were playing video games or reading a book. It was my night to kind of watch out for our security forces so I opened the door to our building and see a bunch of Marines running around with head lamps on. I grabbed one and told him to shut his god damn light off because he was giving the guys a target. Not 2 seconds later a rocket lands about 20 ft from us. Knocked me back into the hallway.I yelled at my TM Sgt and ran out to find the Marine Cmdr and tell him his guys were idiots. Then Chuck comes on the camp speakers telling people to, “shut off your god damn lights your morons,they can use them better than you can. I’m trying to watch a god damn movie.”
SlavicTribe
I had some cool times trolling and playing COD back in the day.
http://i.imgur.com/lXoyetg.gifvBrew_City
Johnny how much does it really matter if you close your off eye while shooting? I know you’re supposed to keep both eyes open but
JohnnyP31
BMT > BKOB JohnnyP31 IED.
Dumb mistake on our part. We had planned a several day visit to villages but after day 2 we headed back to the base because we had anew Tm Sgt flying in. The villages knew we would be heading back out, so that was piss poor planning.
Then the next morning, and then sounds bad but, we were first out of the gate and you never want that. Plus we were all tired from the day before. I wasn’t even supposed to be lead vehicle, we had a rotation but the new TM Sgt pussed out and we volunteered.
I was usually awesome at spotting IED sites but I missed that one and …boom. I didn’t lose my leg, could have kept it, but I’d be walking with a cane. Fuck that.Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
My favorite sniper story comes from a book where they interviewed vets about Viet Nam.
Guy was telling a story about how, over the course of several months, they were getting attacked or a fairly regular basis by the world’s worst sniper. They’d be out on patrol, hear a shot, and a cow would fall twenty feet away.
It was their ardent hope that no one would ever kill the guy, because if they did, they might have replaced him with someone who actually knew how to shoot. Apparently, at one point, a new officer arrived at the base and was about to order an airstrike near where the guy was, and had to be talked out of it.JohnnyP31
Brew_City Depends on the person. I’ve known great snipers that close their off eye. With sniping though, if I keep it open I can actually see some of my own trace.
Brew_City
JohnnyP31 Brew_City I can do it with my rifle but for instance I can’t see thru the peep sight on my bow without closing my off eye
JohnnyP31
Zippy the Pinhead Its like the guy was trying to feed them and they didn’t even notice.
JohnnyP31
Brew_City JohnnyP31 I haven’t bow hunted since high school, but I think it is a lot different.
I like both eyes open, but again, I know SF guys that close their off eye.Brew_City
JohnnyP31 Brew_City Need to be like 15 feet away to hit shit semi consistantly
JohnnyP31
So if you think about it. I lost my leg to a doctor at Ft. Lewis. All the Afghan’s did was blow me up.
Fucking doctors.I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
damn johnny thats crazy man..
ps i think you can beat SFC in a foot race still
JohnnyP31
BMT > BKOB I’m running again. If I can’t now, I will be able to soon.
I used to love running. I ran a 9:45 2 mile at 210 lbs. Thats the hardest part, even though it has been so long, my brain still thinks I should run at that pace.FuckChipKelly
My favorite sniper story was from Vietnam. This dude, Carlos Hathcock (I think) was guarding a river crossing, at night, with an M1A1 with a 30 round mag and a night vision scope. He saw a VC company swimming across the river, and killed all 30 of them in under a minute, all headshots
JohnnyP31
FuckChipKelly Hathcock was the man. I hate the modern kids that assume Chris Kyle is the best because he fought an urban war with an inflated kill count.
Brew_City
JohnnyP31 FuckChipKelly The only thing really impressive about that movie that he did was the sniper kill of the other sniper
Brew_City
JohnnyP31 FuckChipKelly Now i’m not trying to say the guy wasn’t a fucking stud or anything.
FuckChipKelly
The craziest ever, imo is that Finnish guy from WW2, forget his name, but they called him The White Death
JohnnyP31
Brew_City JohnnyP31 FuckChipKelly That was an awesome shot, though obviously Hollywood’d. Hathcock did that like 12 times. He was the ultimate counter-sniper. At one point he had 4 enemy snipers tracking him and he killed them all.
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Today is the release of the Weber Summit charcoal grill
* wipes tear from eye
http://imgur.com/0AI7ZmnSlavicTribe
the other guy actually had more kills but he didnt brag about it. Kyle wanted all the fame
FuckChipKelly
Over 150 confirmed kills, survived a shot to the face, and also an attempted carpet bombing
Brew_City
FuckChipKelly he’s the russian the movie “Enemy at the Gates” is about
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Brew_City deleted_21429691_KZRider_ except the price tag is $1,500
OIeSagginSeahawk
deleted_21429691_KZRider_ WTF ?…. Is it coin operated or what ?
deleted_21429691_KZRider_
OIeSagginSeahawk deleted_21429691_KZRider_ It’s got some cool features for sure,but it’s spendy
Brew_City
Vasily Zaitsev’s name quickly became known across the Soviet Union; between 10 November and 17 December he was credited with 225 verified kills, 11 of them snipers. The Soviets soon organized a school of snipers based in a metal hardware factory, marking the beginning of the sniper movement in the Red Army.
JohnnyP31
Hathcock is still synonymous with sniper. The guy was feared by other snipers. I think his tradecraft makes him better than guys who may have been better shooters. Though he was a crack shot himself.
FuckChipKelly
This guy wasn’t a sniper, just an all time badass. Fought his way through WW2 with a bow and arrow and a broadsword
http://badassoftheweek.com/churchill.htmlBrew_City
ohhh hathcock is the guy who they show on the History Channel who popped that dude from super far away in the middle of enemy territory
JohnnyP31
Seriously, that is just the coolest. I not only killed your general. I left a feather here so you know it was me and where I made the shot from.
Just the coolest.Brew_City
JohnnyP31 those old school scopes are hilarious. Imagine if he had the equipment of today
FuckChipKelly
He was such a badass, and he just looks like some bodies uncle
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
There’s this Clancy novel where China invades Russia, and one of the characters is this really, really old Russian guy who was a sniper at 17 in the siege of Stalingrad.
It was such an obvious plant, though. As soon as the character is introduced, I thought “This guy’s gonna kill the general of the invading army.” Sure enough.JohnnyP31
Brew_City JohnnyP31 Imagine if we had had 100 of him. Or even 10.
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
“If you gave me a legion of such men, our troubles here would be over very quickly.” – Col. Kurtz
deleted_21429691_KZRider_
I was the first sniper to be deployed from a C-3 as a paratrooper and perform my kills while under canopy. I won’t field any questions regarding this.
SlavicTribe
while fighting for Point 622 on the island of Brac in the Adriatic Sea, when every man in his Commando team was killed or wounded and all of his revolver ammunition ran out. Knowing that he was not going to escape, and having no further means of killing Nazis, Jack started playing sad songs on his bagpipes until he was finally knocked unconscious by a frag grenade and taken off to the Sachsenhausen Concentration Camp.
Jive Lake Duck
George Mason University recently renamed its law school after the late Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia — and then quickly realized the acronym that name created was problematic.The school first announced it would change the name to The Antonin Scalia School of Law, or ASSoL, after receiving an anonymous $30 million donation on March 31.
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
Desert Pantera When Reagan left office, he retired to 666 St. Cloud Drive.
Nancy actually petitioned the local government to change the address to 668.
FuckChipKelly
This dude had the craziest life ever. Amputated his own toes with a set of pliers, starred in an Oscar winning film, based on a book he wrote, and made a knife out of his own frozen shit to survive
http://badassoftheweek.com/index.cgi?id=977797832498Jive Lake Duck
Fuck you turkey gobbler im 5′ 7″ with shoes on 5′ 9″ with women’s high heels- mfa
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mugshot says 5’6Kramer916
Desert Pantera awww he is sooo little. Im kinda short for my family and im 6’3″
OIeSagginSeahawk
Desert Pantera Did you bring this tidbit of info from his site ?
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
“Ninjas? Fuckin’ amateurs.”
http://i.imgur.com/LM3xJ5U.gifvI Vegas
Jive you should just suck Mike’s dick already. Lots of sexual tensions between you two
OIeSagginSeahawk
Village ɱȁˠȠεƦƉ I’m fully prepared to the eventual fall…………
Jive Lake Duck
OIeSagginSeahawk Desert Pantera wanted to see what it was like. just more lies
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
OIeSagginSeahawk I’m actually completely indifferent. It was nice to not have him around, but as annoying as he can be, he’s never broken this place.
JohnnyP31
So my bachelor party guest list is,
6 SF dudes
1 SEAL (not mfa)
1 Sheriffs deputy
3 high school friends
1 former hooters girl
1 KealOIeSagginSeahawk
JohnnyP31 Keall better post some pics….. We want the dirt !
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
ChrisKeal JohnnyP31 As Johnny adds to the list: 1 ambulance attendant
ChrisKeal
Zippy the Pinhead ChrisKeal JohnnyP31 I’m sure one of the SF guys has adequate medical training.
JohnnyP31
ChrisKeal JohnnyP31 You’ll love James. He is the least officerish officer ever. I once threw him through a plate glass window and he tried to buy me a rolex as a thank you.
JohnnyP31
ChrisKeal Zippy the Pinhead JohnnyP31 Mark is a SEAL medic, we are good.
ChrisKeal
“For fuck’s sake Johnny,.. your idiot internet friend is gonna make us late to the whorehouse. Fucking had him still and tell him to stop crying so I can stick him up and we can get the fuck outta here.” – PREPARTY
ChrisKeal
JohnnyP31 You have my gmail? If not, just use the contact form and I will reply with it.
JohnnyP31
ChrisKeal JohnnyP31 I know I have it, I’m just trying to remember what email account of mine I have it under.
Ken Bone Thugs N’ Harmony aka MB3
Count me in Johnny. Sept 8 is my birthday. This year i can make all my wrong decisions on the wesside of the state
JohnnyP31
The People vs MB3 aka MB3 Awkward when people who weren’t invited act like they were. ……
Ken Bone Thugs N’ Harmony aka MB3
I dont wanna go now. You have slut shamed me
OIeSagginSeahawk
JohnnyP31 The People vs MB3 aka MB3 All I request are some shit faced pics.
ChrisKeal
The People vs MB3 aka MB3 I will text you from the whorehouse to meet up with us. He’ll be wasted and you can just say,.. “Dude you just invited me an hour ago!!”
ChrisKeal
The People vs MB3 aka MB3 ..and bring ice. My face will be swollen from the beating I took at the pre-party from the hooters girl.
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
An 18 year old girl who wrote her admissions essay largely about her love for Costco has received acceptance letters from five Ivy League Schools, and Stanford.
JohnnyP31
MB3, I can’t invite you, but I can’t stop you from showing up if there are leaks as to our whereabouts.
ChrisKeal
JohnnyP31 This is like some military “plausible deniability” type shit!
Ken Bone Thugs N’ Harmony aka MB3
This is how i got into my last 3 weddings i attended. And last 2 funerals
ChrisKeal
The People vs MB3 aka MB3 The ole’ “extra pall-bearer” trick… NICE!
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
JohnnyP31 The People vs MB3 aka MB3 You never know. Deceased could have left behind a nympho wife.
ChrisKeal
“Yeah he was such a great guy.” – MB3″You mean she?” – Mourning hottie”Yeah whatever.” – MB3
Ken Bone Thugs N’ Harmony aka MB3
“This just really reminds me how short and precious life is, ya know? We should get out of here and do something crazy. He would’ve wanted that.”
JohnnyP31
Anyone who can get to KC is invited. Its not the actual wedding afterall.
ChrisKeal
JohnnyP31 “OK we’ll meet you guys at the whorehouse” – JohnnyP and friends get in limo
*Keal, MB3, Yoshii and HH pile into Yoshii’s 1992 Honda Civic
JohnnyP31
ChrisKeal JohnnyP31 Its going to be a pub crawl, with strippers thrown in, no car needed.
ChrisKeal
JohnnyP31 ChrisKeal I’m awesome at jumping jacks. Challenge accepted.
JohnnyP31
I just have to introduce Keal before the drinking starts in earnest. I can’t have guys thinking the Grim Reaper just walked in.
ChrisKeal
JohnnyP31
“You don;t remember Keal? He was the skinny slavic prisoner we rescued from the village outside of Kandahar. We’ve kept in touch” – JohnnyP
ChrisKeal
JohnnyP31 ChrisKeal “Whatever you do, don’t challenge him to a jumping jack contest, he’ll take all your money.”
JohnnyP31
Guys, Keal is cool, I once watched him kill a rattlesnake. With very little screaming.
Ken Bone Thugs N’ Harmony aka MB3
Im just gonna drive to kc that weekend and stand outside the P & L district with an airbrushed t-shirt that says “#SKAstrong” on the front and “BKOB = NWO” on the back. I’m sure i’ll run into you guys on the streets or in the drunk tank
JohnnyP31
The People vs MB3 aka MB3 That actually made me laugh. You are in.
JohnnyP31
ChrisKeal JohnnyP31 The People vs MB3 aka MB3 So is the SEAL, which is very rare. Maybe they can distract each other.
k1joyce #piedpiper
Keal if you want to compete with MFA’s site you’re gonna have to make a playlist, shit is revolutionary
JohnnyP31
No one is going to show up and Keal and I will just hangout at Hooters.
ChrisKeal
JohnnyP31 ChrisKeal The People vs MB3 aka MB3 A black SEAL? What is this OPPOSITE DAY? YOU KNOW,.. CUZ BLACKS HATE WATER LOLOLOLOLOOL
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
“hey Johnny whos the tweaker?”- johnnys friends asking about Keal
ChrisKeal
BMT > BKOB “I know you fuckers had some hardcore training,.. but I bet I can stay awake longer than you.”
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
“y’all ever crush up some pills put them in a warm paper towel and put it up your ass? bet the service never taught you guys that shit”- Keal
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
M’s need any new infielders?
http://i.imgur.com/rt01xOU.gifvk1joyce #piedpiper
I heard the Mariners are gonna trade with the Red Sox for this slugger ….
JohnnyP31
I don’t care if anyone shows up. I’m getting drunk and probably seeing some titties. Definitely getting drunk though.
ChrisKeal
JohnnyP31 I AM THERE, can’t pass this up. I would always regret it and feel like a boring dipshit.
ChrisKeal
JohnnyP31 Well I will probably also regret going but that is neither here nor there.
Ken Bone Thugs N’ Harmony aka MB3
Whatever happens, i think this will be more interesting than Keal’s bach party http://i.imgur.com/B82u8Wb.jpg
JohnnyP31
ChrisKeal JohnnyP31 Plus the wife is already mildly against it, which means you have to go.
ChrisKeal
That screen is moving because it was ran through a software program that removes camera shake. Someone ran the whole Blair Witch movie through that software. It still sucked.
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
ChrisKeal The ones from the Star Trek sets are hilarious.
OIeSagginSeahawk
Zippy the Pinhead Most HR’s also…..Tied with the Rockies at 9
JohnnyP31
ChrisKeal I hate almost all of those movies that are hand held cameras. Very few are any good.
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
Is this kinda awesome, even if you haven’t smoked a bowl?
http://i.imgur.com/N1Uq7MD.gifvMunkster
Went into a meeting with the M’s down 5-3. Come out of meeting and they won 9-5.
Ken Bone Thugs N’ Harmony aka MB3
Thats what happens when you dont wipe your ass
BKOB – FINISH THEM!!
I fell asleep on the toilet with the M’s down 3-5. Woke up and they won 9-5
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
* books flight to Kansas City for August 29th
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
BKOB – Property of NFCWFootballTrolls.com New site keeping you busy, I see.
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
I got to go to Royals and Cardinals game well I’m there
JohnnyP31
Navorro I can’t protect you in Royals country. Well I could, but I won’t.
k1joyce #piedpiper
BKOB I like on how your new site MFA installed a revolutionary feature. Two playlists that can play simultaneously. What a stroke of genius!
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
I’ll take my chances. I’ll wear Brewers shirt
Village ɱȁˠȠεƦƉ
BKOB – Property of NFCWFootballTrolls.com Why are you still here?
k1joyce #piedpiper
BKOB – Property of NFCWFootballTrolls.com Once you add this playlist to your site it will really take off
BKOB – FINISH THEM!!
So i can laugh at you guys, and your shitty no-playlist blog
Ken Bone Thugs N’ Harmony aka MB3
K1, your name would be better if it was “from Benne Krunkport” that is the MFA way
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
I feel like BKOB needs to be kicked out
Ken Bone Thugs N’ Harmony aka MB3
Dont be that way. You also thought Cespedes needed to go
OIeSagginSeahawk
BKOB – Property of NFCWFootballTrolls.com
oh for fuck sakes…………… “Don’t show on my turf homie”ChrisKeal
Navorro I appreciate your loyalty NAV,.. unlike SOME people who may or may not have just replied to your post, but it’s better to not hold grudges… unless JohnnyP lets his friends beat me up at his party. I will definitely hold a grudge then.
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
Still do. It was intent of win now trade that didn’t work.
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
I’ve explained the other factors 100 times
JohnnyP31
SKA is getting to me.
I just googled my favorite Vietnamese restaurant to find their phone number and noticed some asshat who gave them a bad review. I wrote a scathing response questioning his taste buds and recommended he stick to panda express since he can’t handle authentic food.Jive Lake Duck
K1 THINKS YOU can play 2 play lists the same time? What a dumb ass dummy!
Jive Lake Duck
Holy shit! Bmt is talking about crushing up some drugs and putting them in a warm paper towel then sticking them up your ass? Talk about a kickass way to get fucked up then shit hits the fan afterwards! Lmfao
ChrisKeal
sf9ers4905 *Queues up RIDE OF THE VALKYRIES on Spotify and waits for ban hammer appearance
JohnnyP31
Ok, gotta go pick up food. You guys have fun.
And Keal, just tell your wife that you will learn lots of useful stuff if you go. Like how to make the guy behind you take a punch.Ken Bone Thugs N’ Harmony aka MB3
But they are playing a great team on the road and have a bunch of scrubs coming up so i’m not worried. Yet
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
Fine BKOB I’ll go to your site and say it bitch
JohnnyP31
Desert Pantera BKOB deserves an award for his dedication to the troll. Or he deserves to go to jail for taking advantage of a retard.
Jive Lake Duck
JohnnyP31 Desert Pantera that thing about bmt was a mfa quote from his site
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
That site is retarded where the fuck is the article
deleted_21429691_KZRider_
I’ve been looking for a site with live net talk forever.
Ken Bone Thugs N’ Harmony aka MB3
Aw shit, live netmeeting sports talk??? Bye Keal
deleted_21429691_KZRider_
The whole site is going to come together when the modq is up and running.
ChrisKeal
Fuck you guys I am on the verge of implementing mega-live super-net power-meeting,.. you’ll be back.
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
I seriously think that is the worst crafted website I’ve ever seen
ChrisKeal
sWo sc0tti ChrisKeal You’re going with me to Kansas City in September for JohnnyP’s bachelor party. We are gonna ride a moped there like dumb and dumber.
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
Within 2.3 years, SKA will devolve into a group of one-person splinter sites, where everyone rages alone talking shit about everyone else.
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
Fuck it man I’m not going back there. It makes dizzy
ChrisKeal
Zippy the Pinhead You act like that was;t part of my evil plan from the jump.
Ken Bone Thugs N’ Harmony aka MB3
When the splinter happens, i will only go to olesaggincomments.com
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
sWo sc0tti Dramamine is supposed to help, I’ve heard.
Too Short™
LOL, MFA deletes anything he doesn’t like. Isn’t he the one that said the mods over do stuff on this site?
OIeSagginSeahawk
The People vs MB3 aka MB3 I’ll have gallery of Hot ass’d babes…. It’ll put Hugh to shame.
Jive Lake Duck
scotti ig you go to mikes site on your phone you can get his home phone and home address
Too Short™
BKOB – Property of NFCWFootballTrolls.com Why do so many posts get deleted? I thought MFA wanted freedom for posters
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
BKOB DONT YOU HAVE A FUCKIN CONSCIOUS
Jive Lake Duck
sWo sc0tti Desert Pantera how is what i said taking it too far? I just pointed out he posted his personal info on his site
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
“How sharper than a serpent’s tooth, to have an ungrateful child!”
– Shakespeare
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
I’m serious OSS what Bkob is doing is 10 times worse than any of us
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
The worst sociopaths are the ones who can appear friendly and likable at first.
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
Halo we with our teams though. .no matter how bad
Jive Lake Duck
mariners are peaking too soon. they will flame out by may or june
BKOB – FINISH THEM!!
Fuck y’all. Maybe it’d be bettter if i posted his personal info and called him a fat retard and told him to kill himself. My conscience is clean!!
ChrisKeal
BKOB – Property of NFCWFootballTrolls.com Don;t try and use that reverse psychology mumbo-jumbo on us DUDE!
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
He posted his own personal information
CharlietheUnicorn
BKOB – Property of NFCWFootballTrolls.com if it is the truth, then your conscious just went through the washer
Too Short™
BKOB – Property of NFCWFootballTrolls.com Whatever helps you sleep at night
BKOB – FINISH THEM!!
Once, by accident. You guys took it too far. Now he’s gone forever!!
CharlietheUnicorn
Too Short™ BKOB – Property of NFCWFootballTrolls.com BEERS ~ BKOB
CharlietheUnicorn
Navorro ah, this should be fun…. “tell me how you feel…” ~ Dr Crane
CharlietheUnicorn
Munkey Did he talk about how to kill people with a fork 400 different ways?
Munkster
My policy is not to care enough to worry about whether people are lying or telling the truth on here, but JP clearly knows a shit ton. I know nothing about the military, but I know a shit ton about guns, and everything he says about them is spot on.
Too Short™
Munkey San Fran clinic? Shitty football, fog and overpriced real estate?
CharlietheUnicorn
Munkey I don’t know anything about anything, I’m voting for Trump ~ 47% of voters
Munkster
And I’m pretty sure that there’s a law that says any one blog can only have one SF guy (or SEAL)…, so MFA cannot be SF (or a SEAL).
ChrisKeal
I have a hard time feeling sympathy fro MFA. Some people on here may really pile on sometimes but he does bring it on himself with most of the stupid shit he says. He’s practically famous now,. he should be more grateful.
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
CharlietheUnicorn I could demo a Vitamix at Costco.
J-Block
Imma make a mike spoof site, and myplaylist is gonna be 90’s rap and trance.
CharlietheUnicorn
ChrisKeal You should get a cut of his business……. “Here is your check for 15 cents Keal” ~ Mike
J-Block
CharlietheUnicorn hes real, thats the beauty of it, that we all honed in on it.
CharlietheUnicorn
BKOB – Property of NFCWFootballTrolls.com People on a mean website told me to jump off the bridge, I’ll do it!
J-Block
CharlietheUnicorn ive personally never been a fan, until you guys were, then I got hold of the pics and cant stop wont stop
CharlietheUnicorn
sWo sc0tti CharlietheUnicorn Wasted Time had a gem a few days ago
J-Block
he just got deeper into his own character once we started enjoying/hating it.
CharlietheUnicorn
DCS
Pick #8: http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/draft/players/1999663/paxton-lynch: Some scouts like him more than Wentz and Goff. He is a big, athletic kid, and the Eagles need a quarterback for the long run.
J-Block
CharlietheUnicorn sWo sc0tti Desert Pantera planting a seed before hand, is the best way to distort reality
CharlietheUnicorn
I’m serious, why would anyone want the pain in the ass… of running their own website.. when you aren’t making money.
DallasCowboysSux
CharlietheUnicorn I’m fine with whoever Howie Roseman picks.
Ken Bone Thugs N’ Harmony aka MB3
As a fellow football writer i will not allow you fuckers to bully my boy Kevin Nash. I mean BKOB
CharlietheUnicorn
DallasCowboysSux CharlietheUnicorn So you are ok with Lynch at #8 ?
J-Block
CharlietheUnicorn just like its worth it to keal, which is why he does it.
CharlietheUnicorn
sWo sc0tti CharlietheUnicorn technically, he has a benefactor
J-Block
CharlietheUnicorn id say 20+ of us would pay for this if keal couldnt
DallasCowboysSux
CharlietheUnicorn I”m fine with whatever decision Howie makes.
CharlietheUnicorn
DallasCowboysSux CharlietheUnicorn That is some faith you gots, ballsy even
CharlietheUnicorn
sWo sc0tti CharlietheUnicorn they have a recording of him plotting with Hillary right before he announced running… they will drop it a few days before the election
OIeSagginSeahawk
CharlietheUnicorn OIeSagginSeahawk GOOD ! YOUR BURGERS SUCK ANYWAYS !
ChrisKeal
I don;t exactly have a benefactor, I was halfway joking. BK has donated quite a few times though and a few others have kicked in here and there. I would say of all the hosting fees I have incurred, I have probably paid around half of it and the other half from donations.
Ken Bone Thugs N’ Harmony aka MB3
Trump donated millions to Bill and Hillary’s senate run. He strategically took out every repub candidate. When he bows out this summer i cant wait to laugh. Best troll ever
ChrisKeal
The People vs MB3 aka MB3 “..and thanks for buying all those shitty hats. My campaign paid for itself.”
J-Block
ChrisKeal I never donated keal but honestly if it was ever dire I would.
CharlietheUnicorn
Keal, you should take nav in.. pay him a stipend and have him do the SKA stuff for you
CharlietheUnicorn
ChrisKeal The People vs MB3 aka MB3 they were made in CHYNAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
ChrisKeal
CharlietheUnicorn That sounds hella stressful for everyone involved.
CharlietheUnicorn
ChrisKeal CharlietheUnicorn He needs a safe place, far from SF
CharlietheUnicorn
ChrisKeal CharlietheUnicorn He is getting laid off, hell of expensive in SF(area)
CharlietheUnicorn
Keal, just hire Nav to walk to perimeter of your yard every hour looking for Rattle Snakes… useful and a tax write off / business expense
Jive Lake Duck
you guys act like nav is poor. I saw the chandelier in his selfie earlier
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
CharlietheUnicorn BMT > BKOB charlie youre such a faggot
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
sWo sc0tti scotti, Johnny and I have elected you as the spokes person for when we begin to run the country
CharlietheUnicorn
BMT > BKOB CharlietheUnicorn BMT > BKOB you showed me the way
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
CharlietheUnicorn ahahahhaa haha hahah omg so funny hahaha ahahahhahahahahahaha god damn hahahahahahah *slaps knee*
*stares*
NoOIeSagginSeahawk
MikefromAz’s Mom This explains Mikes problems………..It was his wasn’t it ?
CharlietheUnicorn
Ancientage The good stuff. No more NC17 Star Wars… rated RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
MikefromAz’s Mom
I hear the backyard hose go off , so she’s probably showering with Michael now
Jive Lake Duck
Scotty I’m Scotty I’m texting and talking at the same time listen buddy it takes a man to admit he’s made a mistake it’s cool okay
Jive Lake Duck
OIeSagginSeahawk Desert Pantera scottie is a groveling bitch
J-Block
Brandishin gif’s with anolitical tactical techniciansCalculatin coordinates to guide meme’s at victims
Jive Lake Duck
I am surprised scotti didn’t tell mike to unzip his pants and whip it out.
JohnnyP31
halosramsfan Apes are actually further along the evolutionary cycle than we are, we just took different paths.
BKOB – FINISH THEM!!
Well I fucked myself good this time. Replaced my truck battery six months ago. New battety was slightly larger than the old one. Oh well, it still fits… sorta.
Well over time the serpentine belt brushed up against it and wore a crack through the casing. Corroded battery acid all over my engine compartment, truck won’t start. Tried topping off the fluids just now and it leaks like a sieve. Everyone at work is gone, so I’m walking to fred meyer (almost a mile) to get a new battery. Fml.This is SacSig
How oversized was it?! Sounds like something Mike helped you with
BKOB – FINISH THEM!!
A few inches wider. I thought it had room, but i guess the engine rocks back and forth ehilr it’s running. I’m dumb.
CharlietheUnicorn
BKOB – Property of NFCWFootballTrolls.com I thinking Munkey has us all beat tbh
CharlietheUnicorn
one of the few times an extra inch really kills a relationship
This is SacSig
Went really easy but the pain is kicking in, tear turned out a lot bigger than the surgeon saw in the mri
OIeSagginSeahawk
Rabid House Plant Get off your phone…You look pale dude……..
ChrisKeal
MFA site on mobile holy shit. I knew his phone number was on there in some capacity but I had no idea there was a GIANT PHONE ICON front and center. Jeezus.
ChrisKeal
We are going to KC in September for JohhnyPs bachelor party. Let me know when you have our place tickets purchased. Me, you, scotti, tribe, Nav. Preferable first class but not a deal breaker.
This is SacSig
You guys don’t want to see Mikes sight it is one of those things that you can never unsee
OIeSagginSeahawk
BKOB – Property of NFCWFootballTrolls.com Yes…………..you do…………..
Jive Lake Duck
BKOB – Property of NFCWFootballTrolls.com this is what you get for siding with mfa. his ignorance has rubbed off on you
This is SacSig
You realize you have become dumber since hanging around with Mike right?
I Vegas
I think Mike left months ago and pineapple is not impersonating mike
Jive Lake Duck
mike was talking about music earlier and he spelled genre as “jonra”
Magnum Pi 3.14
This is SacSig
*Gently rubs nipples.*
Give tokens to find out the answer.I Vegas
Desert Pantera Because he’s a secret Russian spy who learned English on the fly
Jive Lake Duck
ChrisKeal it must have been an epic battle with the spell check
This is SacSig
The only plausible answer for Bader surviving in prison this long is that he stretched his asshole out prior to reporting to the clink.
Magnum Pi 3.14
Vegas ୧(๑•̀ᗝ•́)૭ Overlord Pi
If anything it makes you MORE of a man.sf9ers4905
OIeSagginSeahawk sf9ers4905 Vegas ୧(๑•̀ᗝ•́)૭ what happened to Wyatt?
OIeSagginSeahawk
sf9ers4905 OIeSagginSeahawk Vegas ୧(๑•̀ᗝ•́)૭ You’re still Wyatt…..For some reason, folks never caught on the name.
cknuckles60191
Do you guys remember what time we could post kiddie porn on nfcwfootballtrolls.com?
Steelers07
just dropped 5 goals in the coed soccer league. yall are amidst a legend.
Steelers07
Desert Pantera there were two. they were pretty fat. i wrecked those bitches
Jive Lake Duck
mike is calling me out for mocking him for spelling genre as “jonra” he is blaming it on talk to text lol. since jonra isnt a word I doubt talk to text would spell genre that way
Jive Lake Duck
cknuckles60191 Desert Pantera I dont even give him the chance
OIeSagginSeahawk
Desert Pantera Dude… We don’t need a report from Mike site…..We can go there if we want.
cknuckles60191
OIeSagginSeahawk Desert Pantera – Aren’t you a mod over there?
Steelers07
lol holy shit. this entire saga with mike is a fucking microcosm of why trump is actually relevant. mfa says stupid shit, people get pissed, and when mfa makes his own site, y’all follow him in order to “make fun of him”.
Jive Lake Duck
DallasCowboysSux lol ya because talk to text spells shit wrong all the time
sf9ers4905
I had the tards site the other night (didn’t save it) anybody could post. Did he fix that?
OIeSagginSeahawk
cknuckles60191 OIeSagginSeahawk Desert Pantera
Oh Hell no…. If I was , I’d delete every fuckin comment that Mike made.Munkster
mfa offered me modship. i feel compelled to accept and see his will carried out
Munkster
the offer is dependent on “livefyre getting fixed” …, i don’t really know what that entails
cknuckles60191
Munkey – If you know how to code websites he can have you do that too….
This is SacSig
Jive the last time Mikes house actually sold to a 3rd party was 1984, all others have been transfers between relatives
Jive Lake Duck
This is SacSig I feel bad for that family. Having a house that they are going to need to tear down because of fat people odor
Munkster
okay, i need to go work on my kindergarten reading skills and time telling skills, maybe i’ll be back
Munkster
“simple minds like jive think small, they don’t see the big picture, well he can’t he has chink eyes anyway!”
This is SacSig
I hope BKOB keeps an emergency walking stick in his truck for these occasions
cknuckles60191
This is SacSig – That’s not true…He has Tone Loc on his play list.
OIeSagginSeahawk
cknuckles60191 Vegas ୧(๑•̀ᗝ•́)૭ Munkey I don’t want diddle shit to do with that place.
sf9ers4905
MFa is posting this crap to get jive to post so he can ban him lol
cknuckles60191
sf9ers4905 – Kia Guy doesn’t seem to like Mr. Jive very much.
OIeSagginSeahawk
cknuckles60191 OIeSagginSeahawk Nah……Where’s the fun in that ?
OIeSagginSeahawk
Vegas is over suckin Mikes dick….”Make me a Mod Master Mike” ……..
cknuckles60191
sf9ers4905 DGdub – Colors like ‘red’ are premium colors in those areas and cost more.
DGdub
Snowmachine race/partying/Monster Energy sampling.. Just another day at the office
J-Block
OIeSagginSeahawk sWo sc0tti well obviously, but a good start for a great player usually means a big big year
J-Block
Matt Duffy is gonna have a huge year hit his 2nd homer today, has 6 RBIs
DGdub
Just met a Jamacian Olympian skier.. May be the rarest athlete I’ve ever met..
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
holy shit MFA hasnt been on here.. is he sitting at his site talking to himself?
cknuckles60191
BMT > BKOB – There are ways to make it more interesting but ‘traditionalists’ would wet their pants.
Ancientage
Man did you guys see the end of “the people vs oj Simpson.”
Holy shit…I didn’t see that coming…not guiltycknuckles60191
Ancientage – I thought they totally had him…..Damn John Travolta….
Jive Lake Duck
martin sheen is making a documentary about who really killed goldman and nicole
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
OSS was mad that justice was served?! god damn white people
cknuckles60191
Desert Pantera – If OJ was free he would still be searching for the real killers.
OIeSagginSeahawk
cknuckles60191 OIeSagginSeahawk Ancientage That idiot had Velcro shoe laces……..Notta chance
cknuckles60191
OIeSagginSeahawk cknuckles60191 Ancientage – Honestly…I don’t think Kato knew how to use velcro.
J-Block
yeah I think its absolutely ridiculous that the dude who murdered nicole simpson and ronald goldman never got caught
Jive Lake Duck
fox news brings on mark furman, the racist cop who framed oj, for commentary on its channel
OIeSagginSeahawk
Navorro Tell us your dark secrets Nav…. We won’t say nothin.
cknuckles60191
Desert Pantera – Furman wasn’t a racist….He just hated blacks.
White Trash
I love how our top 3 pitchers blew fat monster cock in the opening series. Greinke was awful. Miller was bad. Corbin was ok. We will get it straight but I was hoping to see strong outings from all 3.
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
White Trash Lizard #DHC hey will you shut the fuck up fat ass?!
OIeSagginSeahawk
sWo sc0tti What’s this have to do with how much the 9ers suck ?
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
OIeSagginSeahawk Navorro hahhahahahahaha idk why but this had me dying lmfao
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
Man Schneider, Kleim, and who ever the fuck the Rams GM is suck
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
The A’S are winning tonight Ancient I hope. It’s Gray day
Hello 94063
sWo sc0tti still cant believe Reds let him hit FA and get nothing for him
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
Hello, Cuetto was traded at deadline man to Royals. He had dominant start in ALCS
Hello 94063
sWo sc0tti Hello 94063 how could i forget all those hats sold in KC
J-Block
Cueto blew me away how pinpoint he is, the way he changes his delivery to mess with guys timing, and his ability to hold runners on.Also how fast of a pace he works I like him a ton. Damn good fielding pitcher too, he does it all.
White Trash
Sc0tti, I have no worries our trio will get in groove but it was disappointing. We’ve been scoring runs so I’m not worried. Should be at least compete time this year. Greinke will be just fine. I think the hype got to miller and he was too excited out there on the mound. Probably being too harsh on corbin he wasn’t terrible but the long ball hurt him.
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
White Trash Lizard #DHC loooosssseeee wweeeeiiigggghhhhttttt
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
White Trash Lizard #DHC start by eating one good meal a day fat shit
White Trash
Certainly up there among the best CF’s. It’s hard to replace that.
White Trash
I’m not arguing maybe he was overrated but he was a pretty big loss. Losing a 300 hitter with plus fielding at an important position isn’t easy to replace
White Trash
I’m not here saying he’s some amazing player but he’s a fringe all star center fielder. We are playing schmucks to replace him
White Trash
Goldschmidt is kind of a big deal though. Best players we’ve had in history minus Luis Gonzalez in his prime.
Munkster
Steve Kiem is a basket of boneless chicken wings away from congestive heart failure.
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
White Trash Lizard #DHC your blood pressure is probably crazy high. exercise will help
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
Not fringe all star he is a all star player when healthy
White Trash
Position player. Obviously randy johnson and curt schilling were amazing.
OIeSagginSeahawk
Too Short™ Munkey
“I can high kick like a bitch and clear a dudes nutsack in 3 moves”……..White Trash
Nav you told me that sugar sucks. He looks pretty good to me so far. Long season though.
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
Johnny said he will be ready to race SFC at the SKA vegas meet up
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
Because he has Bern terrible since big first half in 2013. Still young enough to turn it around though.
White Trash
I like how I try and talk baseball and you ignore me fuck you bitch
Too Short™
BMT > BKOB White Trash Lizard #DHC make sure he knows diet sodas aren’t the help he thinks they are
OIeSagginSeahawk
White Trash Lizard #DHC
That’s just plain fuckin wrong… Don’t care how you cut it.White Trash
The guy on the couch makes this gif. Doesn’t give a fuck at all.
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
White Trash Lizard #DHC too short is right diet sodas are terrible
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
White Trash Lizard #DHC remember Schneiders 2013 draft? Genius
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
I’m not a smart man, I make BKOB component
White Trash
I was hoping so badly we would sign leake to be our number 4. He was willing to come here on a pay cut. He’s from here and went to ASU
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
White Trash Lizard #DHC replace your fries with vegetables
Turn Rae
White Trash Lizard #DHC Yall overpaid the fuck out of Greinke. Cueto is looking way better than him
OIeSagginSeahawk
BMT > BKOB Beer shits wash away with the next rain cloud….No wonder your race was taken over.
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
Munkey “im ready to beat all the niggers on the team”
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
OSS when i do shit on your lawn im going to make sure ive been drinking and eating taco bell for at least 3 days
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
OIeSagginSeahawk BMT > BKOB lol its hard to look at
Turn Rae
Chip Kelly reminds me of Bruce Bochy. Both intelligent coaches that can lead men
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
sWo sc0tti HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA IM FUCKING DYING
OIeSagginSeahawk
Munkey He still can’t be as entertaining as Harbs……………or can he ?
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
sWo sc0tti BMT > BKOB im crying haha best shit ever .. didnt expect that at all
J-Block
BMT > BKOB sWo sc0tti BMT > BKOB you thought I was bluffing didnt you
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
sWo sc0tti BMT > BKOB i was like alright whats he gonna pop out with.. didnt think it would be that funny
Turn Rae
BMT > BKOB His people pronounces his name as “Moreshawn”. Lol i love black people
OIeSagginSeahawk
sWo sc0tti *Munkey……….Fuck ! ……..am I the only one that can spell tonight ?
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
White Trash Lizard #DHC no more doritos at night
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
sWo sc0tti White Trash Lizard #DHC seriously wtf
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
DHC thats some weird shit dude whats wrong with you
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
White Trash Lizard #DHC fine line between shocking and just coming off as a weird fuck
White Trash
Well I’m a weird fuck. Also morbidly obese. Check all the boxes on me.
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
So DHC is a fat pedophile.. guess im not surprised
The real SacSig
BMT > BKOB White supremacist and pedophile kind of go hand in hand. Pretty sure you can’t be A without being B
The real SacSig
sWo sc0tti What was that terrorist writing flashing across the screen?
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
http://imgur.com/UzbbqH9
someone feature the proof of DHC being a pedophileThe real SacSig
BMT > BKOB FBI is already investigating this place, why bring more heat
White Trash
Somehow these guys still get shocked by what I say. I don’t get it. There is no line for me. They should know it’s all in tasteless humor
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
OIeSagginSeahawk BMT > BKOB FEATURE IT OR ILL BREAK YOUR FUCKING HIP
OIeSagginSeahawk
noshoes2 BMT > BKOB wtf’s up with Card fans and the FBI ?……
Ancientage
I would say I wanna party with dhc…but I bet he’s the type of guy who gets drunks and brags about all the pussy he used to get
White Trash
I don’t get pussy. I’m a douche bag. No worries. Not to mention I’m married. So I definitely don’t get pussy.
OIeSagginSeahawk
BMT > BKOB OIeSagginSeahawk BMT > BKOB
There… Happy bitch ?Ancientage
I’m married too wait til you have a kid…her dick will be the loneliest thing on earth
CharlietheUnicorn
Ancientage he loves donkey shows in Mexico… he invented it
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
lol that gif reminds me of high school.. my class was nothing but party animals.. we had day parties for any reason
White Trash
I’m older than you. So she’s at the latest regretful stage wishing she married a man worthy of having kids with. Youre better off. I’m fucked.
The real SacSig
ChrisKeal When are we going to get a sweet playlist on these pages?
White Trash
I’m looking for ways to advertise my services. Seems like a solid choice.
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
she fucking pulls the kid down with her hahahaha
The real SacSig
Why does MLB.tv hate Guam?
—–All live San Francisco Giants and Oakland Athletics games will be blacked out in the U.S. territory of Guam.
OIeSagginSeahawk
noshoes2 I mean bummer.. She’ll miss the M’s kicking the A’s ass
White Trash
Sc0tti I want to talk baseball right now. Mainly our division and how everything stacks up.
Ancientage
It’s gonna be a tight race between you the Dodgers and the Giants
If the Giants offense lights it up the divison is theirs cause their pitching is solid. The d backs will have no problem scoring runs, but behind grenkie they have question marks.. The wild card is Corbin, they need a good year outta himThe real SacSig
Turn Rae noshoes2 They are legit. I know because I suddenly decided to follow them this season a few days ago
White Trash
I’m thinking the dbacks will be up there. But I wouldn’t be shocked at all if the giants win the ws again. But I think we have a good squad. I think we have a real shot at making the playoffs.
CharlietheUnicorn
I feel dirty in that this guy has no job right now, and for some reason we’ve decided as a network that we’re going to give him the stage for his redemption tour as he basically goes out and tries to find some employment. I don’t understand why we’re doing that. If he wants to figure out a way to get his message out there—which by the way, he hasn’t said he did anything wrong, so how a man is supposed to convince anybody he’s changed and yet not admit to actually doing anything? I have no idea. But why we’re giving him the forum to go out there and tell anybody that is where I’m a little bit confused. ~ ESPN’s Michelle Beadle
White Trash
Miller and corbin are very good. I’ve seen analysts talk about our trio of pitchers as good as anyone’s
CharlietheUnicorn
noshoes2 CharlietheUnicorn She is not very good, then says shit like this.
Ancientage
Cause Disney cares about money more that bitches getting their asses stomped by black men
Ancientage
Miller isn’t that good…he is overrated and Corbin is coming off a bad injury last year…but I think Corbin can be damn good
CharlietheUnicorn
Ancientage He is a fruitcake… perfect material for an article/interview
The real SacSig
So she is saying that the media is giving him the forum when they should be ignoring him? Am I getting that right? Am I the only one seeing the problem with that?
White Trash
Ancient, miller is a top notch number 2 pitcher and corbin is a solid number 2 wh happens to be our number 3. Pitching shouldn’t be an issue at all over the length of the year. Just hope we can overcome pollocks injury. We are re adu to make a run though
CharlietheUnicorn
sWo sc0tti he is drawing a picture of how he raped scOtti in the grand caymens last year
Ancientage
I bet Miller has a bad year in that park
I have nothing bad to say about corbinWhite Trash
Let recolor this after the yeat. Dude had no run support in Atlanta and pitched very well.
The real SacSig
CharlietheUnicorn noshoes2 Right, but her point is, the media should not be bringing him up and she, the media is bringing him up
Turn Rae
White Trash Lizard #DHC Hes alright. Definitely not better than Cueto as a number 2
White Trash
But miller is the guy they see ahead of corbin. Our top 3 should be as good as anyone’s. We have other issues to worry about. That trio will settle itself out.
Turn Rae
sWo sc0tti Thats where the eyeball was for the guy in Pirates of Carribean
CharlietheUnicorn
noshoes2 CharlietheUnicorn ….in response to another reporter in her organization. Hiding him away will not make what he did less despicable or reprehensible, but the more people talk about it… the better.
CharlietheUnicorn
noshoes2 Navorro This is going to be a bad weekend for Nav
White Trash
Debatable. But I’ve never said anything bad about cueto. Corbin is better than samardjsjhdjaja for sure though.
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
Man I got fired yesterday, what’s worse?
Turn Rae
Our batting lineup is scary DHC. Our batters from 1-8 can all have 10 or more HRs each. I do like Goldschimdt from yall
White Trash
Goldy is a top 5 player in baseball. Sc0tti even says this. But yes the giants have better off sive talent. Especially with pollock going down
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
That’s like 3rd time they hit ball Real hard right at defense. Mother fucker
CharlietheUnicorn
http://twitter.com/ESPNMcGee
Warriors lost. Giants lost to the Brewers. To hear SF sports talk you’d think both teams had sunk to the bottom of the Bay.Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
Man Warriors fans be having panic attacks, I’m good though
Turn Rae
CharlietheUnicorn Bay Area sports is dominating right. We just need the 49ers to be good again
Hello 94063
Navorro all the hard hits with a guy on base been right at someone
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
Oh my god the Warriors lost trade everyone – Some Warriors fans.
CharlietheUnicorn
Ancientage When they created the “insider” subscription, I knew they were evil to the core.. how much money they really need
CharlietheUnicorn
Hello 94063 Navorro just in time for playoffs.. 1st round exit 🙂
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
What the fuck was that. Stop fuckin around Sonny
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
Need more runs. Still have to face the big bad ass Cuban and Fraizer
CharlietheUnicorn
Hello 94063 they should be good once in awhile… must be ownership that sucks
CharlietheUnicorn
Noshoes agrees, at least the M’s appear to be competitive this year, unlike most years
Ancientage
Raiders signed Nelson
Man, Reggie Mckenzie is going for it…he is making all the right movesCharlietheUnicorn
http://twitter.com/SportsCenter
Padres are 1st team in MLB history to be shut out in 1st 3 games of the season.Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
Bullpen game Ancient, Hello. More confident this year but another run or two be nice
Ancientage
Even you can’t deny, they have made some smart moves. Osemele and smith were good signings
CharlietheUnicorn
Ancientage I love everything they are doing….. just need to have a solid draft, then they are playoff bound
Hello 94063
CharlietheUnicorn Navorro Mariners suck hope I did not ruin the season spoiler
Hello 94063
fucking Padres at this point dive and try to get hit to get on base
The real SacSig
M’s are going to win the WS this year. I know. I am a baseball expert.
Hello 94063
noshoes2 the experts cracked me up when they predicted this last season
The real SacSig
Hello 94063 noshoes2 I can assure you, my qualifications as an expert are suspect at best
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
God damn Jose Aberau is a fuckin beast
The real SacSig
A fucking breeze. I expect computational intelligence to become more difficult, but for now, no problems.
The real SacSig
Navorro For now they are easy. But I know the computational intelligence class will become more difficult as the quarter progresses.
The real SacSig
Navorro It’s like artificial intelligence in a way. It’s computer learning.
The real SacSig
@Navorro Everything is going to be done in python, which i have only a little experience with, so that will be a challenge.
The real SacSig
Navorro No, major is computer science. It’s an elective course within the major.
The real SacSig
Are you going to work at your family store while looking for work?
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
Hopefully I find something relatively soon. Even if it’s short term
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
Yes, but I wanted work experience first
The real SacSig
Navorro Don’t we all. Might be the better option to go back to school first if you aren’t getting any jobs in your field
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
Yeah its an option. I have the prep material. Going to open them up after I’m done training people taking my job.
The real SacSig
t-mobile is giving away free subscriptions to existing customers if you have them.
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
No, MLB at Batt audio only cost $ 20 for year
The real SacSig
That is fucked up that they are making you train your replacement.
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
Yeah, I could have said no but don’t want to burn bridges.
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
They really need to start hitting better with RISP
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
Let’s hope Graveman is solid tomorrow afternoon
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
Good Night guys. Let’s split series tomorrow Oakland. Go Graveman.
Ron LaCroix
Pete Prisco – what a joke. Does he even look at the team’s personnel when he makes his mock. Tennessee already has a terrific LT, Taylor Lewan who was a 1st round pick 2 years ago. Double up at LT? Doesn’t make sense to me.
Ron LaCroix
French MPs have passed a law that makes it illegal to pay for sex and imposes fines of up to €3,750 (£3,027, $4,274) for those buying sexual acts.
…wtf! My French are goin’ backwards!Jive Lake Duck
Ron LaCroix SF picked Anthony Davis near the top 10 when we already had Staley
Ron LaCroix
Merle Haggard passes. Rolling Stone magazine has described him as “the backbone of one of the greatest repertoires an all of American music, plain-spoken songs populated by the kinds of working people Haggard grew up with: farmers, hobos, convicts, widows, musicians and drunks”.
…ha ha…good influences.Jive Lake Duck
Ron LaCroix the only working people on that list are farmers
Jive Lake Duck
first round trades are pretty dumb. you give up multiple players usually to draft 1 person. the odds of that first round pick even being good is 50:50
Steelers07
Desert Pantera julio jones is a pretty good example, albeit the only recent one i can think of
Ron LaCroix
Mark Sanchez with the East Coast media slobbering all over the Jets.
Ron LaCroix
Morris Claiborne with the media slobbering all over the Cowboys.
Steelers07
yeah it seems like the teams that trade down always win…for at least the top 10 players. We traded up for Polly Molly back in 2003…that worked out.
Ron LaCroix
Kipers pick for Hawks: Writes Kiper of the 6-1, 199-pound http://www.nfl.com/draft/2016/profiles/eli-apple?id=2555277: “I know the offensive line is a concern, but I don’t think you can sacrifice talent for need here, especially when the reality is you’re not being realistic if you think there’s an immediate upgrade at left tackle to be found here. Apple has major upside as a physical cornerback with length. He’ll fit right in.”
…well at least he’s logical.Steelers07
Ron LaCroix if apple is there for us at 25, i dont think we pass on him. Tomlin and Colbert LOVE OSU players and apple is perfect.
Steelers07
we’ve selected more OSU players than any other NFl team since Colbert joined the squad (early 2000s).
Ron LaCroix
We get a lot of UW players…able to watch them up close so often, coaches know them.
Brew_City
jive the success rate of 1st rounders the last 20 years is like 39%
Jive Lake Duck
Brew_City I think top 10 picks are 50:50. I heard the 50:50 thing somewhere. My point remains it is not a good investment.
Jive Lake Duck
a few years ago sf traded a 2nd for the current draft for a first in the next draft. I like those deals.
Brew_City
https://twitter.com/Independent
Teacher defends her sexual relationship with a student by arguing his grades improved https://t.co/F0WEkE7kEXRon LaCroix
ha ha….and it made 2 people happier!…no….make that 4 – the kid’s parents, too!
SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer
Ron LaCroix The article says it was 3 different students
Brew_City
Desert Pantera Brew_City not when I was in school or college. That was max
SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer
The actual success rate of 1st rounders and how much they make (especially what they used to make) is why I don’t give any fucks about when John trades ours away almost every year. The Harvin trade blew up in our face…still gotta wait and see with Jimmy…but, I don’t really feel like we’re missing out on anything
SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer
I’d be stoked if we started using that 1st rounder to trade back and get more picks
Jive Lake Duck
Brew_City Desert Pantera you didn’t get the joke. 4 inch warrior
SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer
Especially with how well this team drafts on day 2-3
Steelers07
SFC HawkHomer i dunno. our first rounders have paid off pretty damn well.
Jive Lake Duck
knut the idea of trading your current 2nd for a future fist works because the value of the current pick has a higher value than a future one
Steelers07
SFC HawkHomer despite having not pick before #15 in over a decade
Jive Lake Duck
the year sf made the trade I believe their pick was still in the 30s
Steelers07
Desert Pantera i find it hard to believe y’all traded a 2nd for a first. there was something else involved.
SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer
Steelers07 SFC HawkHomer Depends on the year really. Irvin and Okung were both good players for us…and ET is a BEAST…..but, Carp was a total bust. We haven’t had a #1 the other 2 years
Brew_City
TT likes to take risks with his 1st and safer players later. But like knut said it’s hard when you draft avg of 27 every year
Ron LaCroix
New Lions running back http://www.rotoworld.com/player/nfl/6487/stevan-ridley wasn’t sure Detroit was anywhere he wanted to be.
….ha ha….especially after driving around town.SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer
Knut,
We did that before as well…it’s how we had two 1sts in 2010 (Okung, ET)…the previous year we traded a relatively high 2nd for the future 1st
Steelers07
Brew_City honestly it makes it easier knowing teams like the browns, jags, and jets have taken the shitty 1st rounders off the board.
Steelers07
SFC HawkHomer interesting. that seems really, really dumb for the team trading the first.
Munkster
The rule of thumb is one round of inflation for trading an out-year pick, but I’m not sure how often teams have actually traded an out-year 1st for a 2nd round pick.
Brew_City
Steelers07 SFC HawkHomer some GM’s must just panic on the phone
“ahhh yea I mean sure that sounds good right?” *click*SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer
Brew_City Steelers07 SFC HawkHomer It’s like one of the few good things Ruskell ever did
SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer
Thanks for the extra 1st rounder Timmy…now get outta my office, yer fuckin fired
~PeteSteelers07
SFC HawkHomer you got the 14th overall pick for trading a 2nd rounder? with nothing else involved?
SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer
in the 2009 draft, Denver wanted to jump up in the 2nd to draft Alphonso Smith (5’9″ CB)…they gave us their 2010 1st rounder…which ended up being Earl Thomas at #14
http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/2014/1/21/5329054/broncos-seahawks-super-bowl-draft-trade-earl-thomsas
SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer
Steelers07 SFC HawkHomer posted a link above. I’m sure that at the time Denver thought they were giving us a 29-32 pick (a year out) for a #37 pick
Brew_City
Steelers07 SFC HawkHomer that’s what preceded Elway coming in. That guy was blowing it
SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer
To summarize:
Denver received – 15 appearances, 12 tackles from Alphonso Smith and eight catches for 65 yards from Dan Gronkowski
Seattle received – Three-time All-Pro and the centerpiece of the defense, Earl ThomasSFC: Postconventional HawkHomer
Dan Gronkowski wasn’t part of the deal…it’s who they traded Smith for in 2010
SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer
Doug Baldwin seems to have a good attitude about the final year in his contract…also makes it very clear that he wants to stay in Seattle and remain a Seahawk
Steelers07
SFC HawkHomer in regards to the latter portion, 95% of players say that shit. they’re just looking for the money, and i dont blame them.
SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer
“We haven’t had any talks, and to be completely honest with you, I’m
not too concerned with it,” he said. “I’m enjoying my time right now
with my training and my fiance. I’m anxious to get back out there with
my teammates. So whatever happens, I’m going to leave it up to God, and
he’ll direct me in the direction that I need to go.
“I love my
teammates, and I love being in Seattle. Building a home out here. So
this is where I’m going to spend the rest of my days. All of that comes
into play.”SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer
Steelers07 SFC HawkHomer I don’t disagree…..I doubt he’d turn down millions to stay so don’t get my meaning wrong
Munkster
Oh nothing, I’m just mocking them with no context and for no reason.
SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer
Texas school cop slammed a 16 year old girl down on the concrete…he’s now on paid leave and under investigation
Munkster
Take cops out of schools. You can only be trained to handle a certain spectrum of people for 50K per year, or whatever.
SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer
Man…the M’s sure surprised me yesterday…I checked later to see how much they lost by…damn
Steelers07
lol arians called this draft’s crop of QBs “one of the best ive seen in years”
hahahahaSFC: Postconventional HawkHomer
Munkey That was the score I quit paying attention at
Munkster
Arizona should take a QB if there’s a decent one available. Palmer will be done soon.
SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer
Munkey I don’t think he’ll play all 16 games in a season again
Steelers07
Munkey he’s probably got two years left. QBs don’t do much at age 39. This is why i think Brady has a sharp drop-off this season.
hawaiianhonky
the mariners won one game all of last year when they were trailing entering the 9th inning
hawaiianhonky
it also took 71 games for Cano to hit his 4th home run last year
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
“Pull that down low, too slow shit with me? Motherfucker.”
http://i.imgur.com/9Bbjotf.gifZippy: Homegrown Demagogue
SKA would like to welcome our newest splinter blog to the internet. Way to go!
http://i.imgur.com/bJObCVk.gifvSteelers07
Too Short™ its gotten to the point where im not sure if thats actually palin or tina fey
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
Too Short™ Steelers07 I don’t think you squeeze out three puppies and keep toned thighs like that.
Brew_City
https://twitter.com/Gawkerhttps://twitter.com/Gawker
Ivanka Trump-branded scarves recalled over concerns they could burst into flames https://t.co/6EaIOCpuEeSlavicTribe
A time traveler came back and described World WW 11
HOLY SHIT!Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
The most surprising thing about WW 11? Luxembourg won.
Too Short™
Steelers07 Too Short™ Yeah, didn’t even see that until I posted the tweet here. Pretty funny…
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
Fine I guess. Kinda bitter. Attending some workshop on job search this morning.
Too Short™
Navorro Going pretty well, but trying to get over this illness that has kicked my ass for the better part of the last month.
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
That sucks, the last time I had illness that long was 8th grade
SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer
Looks like that lady is gonna lose her case against Brandon Marshall. The security video shows that he didn’t hit her at all and also proves some holes in her story
*Funny…somebody from her party busted up his wife’s face with a bottle…which started the whole thing…and some lady that he didn’t even hit is sueing him
Merica!!
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
Mike is gone, no one to inspire abuse.
Todd is on vacation, no one to start political shit up.Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
Brew the Brewers and A’s won yesterday!
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
Hopefully A’S can ein today and split series
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
Start series vs A’S in Seattle tomorrow
Brew_City
Marcellus Wiley said he was his team’s like “team legal rep” or something like that where he dealt with issues. He said almost daily he would have to deal with claims from people accusing the teams players. and most of them were like “If you pay me this sum of money the police will never have to know”
Brew_City
Too Short™ Brew_City exactly. People just trying to squeeze money out of players
SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer
ESPN Insider Field Yates http://espn.go.com/nfl/insider/story/_/id/15105886/2017-free-agents-play-huge-contracts-nfl that Baldwin could be in line for a deal that pays him close to $10 million annually.
As a point of reference, wide receiver http://espn.go.com/nfl/player/_/id/15072/marvin-jones signed a five-year, $40 million deal ($13 million guaranteed) with the http://espn.go.com/nfl/team/_/name/det/detroit-lions this offseason, and by pretty much every statistical measure, Baldwin has been a more productive player.Brew_City
Too Short™ Brew_City That’s why you don’t see a lot of players speaking out against other guys when shit happens lot of them don’t know what’s true and what’s not
Too Short™
Nav, I’m kinda bummed the M’s have to miss Sunny Gray this weekend *crosses fingers behind back
Too Short™
Brew_City Too Short™ I’d gossip like a high schooler if I was there just to churn shit up.
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
Too Short™ You mean proof the wealthy are driving the free trade agreements to line their pockets at the expense of working people in developed countries?
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
You get Eric Skuramp and Rich Hill. * punches desk. Fuck
SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer
Why do bad teams overpay these clowns soo much and make it harder on the rest of us? You think Harvin’s contract was bad? Check out this * mil per year player’s stats
Too Short™
Zippy the Pinhead Too Short™ Yeah, pretty much what we knew anyway, just we know it for sure now.
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
Too Short™ It’s going to be really fun once the little details begin to come out over who is stashing money in Panama, and for what reasons.
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
Would it be bad if I went on angry ranting Navorro mode in real life?
Too Short™
Speaking of wasting money…bought 4 tix to the M’s game tomorrow night. Terrace Club, behind home plate. Gonna talk some mad shit to the umpires…hey blue, where do you keep your service dog during the game? Bahahahahahaha,
SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer
Am I missing something? Is there 2 Marvin Jones’ in the NFL?
Steelers07
if Baldwin gets $10/year, i will post a picture of my hairy asshole.
SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer
Lions just threw a 5 year 40 mil deal at a guy who’s been in the NFL 3 years, total of 134 catches off 215 targets…1,729 yards, and 15 TD’s
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
If they fire you, they have to pay severance on the spot….
hawaiianhonky
Steelers07 hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women he’ll get like 8 or 9 depending on how this year goes
hawaiianhonky
Brew_City SFC HawkHomer i remember when we used to have to pay this
Steelers07
hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women im thinking more like $7 but youre right some team will probably throw him more because teams do that stupid shit.
hawaiianhonky
I caveat my statement by saying that if he leads the league in TD’s again i have no idea what his value will be
Steelers07
hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women well yeah, but he wont have like 4 straight weeks with 3 TDs again.
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
Too Short that’s cool, when I go to game I try to buy like $ 15 tickets, some games I can get in for like $10 or under
hawaiianhonky
Steelers07 hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women i’m ok with one a week
SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer
2012: 11 games, 18 of 32, 201 yards, 1 TD
2013: 16 games, 51 of 80, 712 yards, 10 TD
2015: 16 games, 65 of 103, 816 yards, 4 TDKnow idea why he didn’t play in 2014
Lions~ Let’s pay this guy 8 mil per year
Brew_City
hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women Brew_City SFC HawkHomer this is another reason I think TT shy’s away from FAs. They’re not exactly clambering to live in GB.
Steelers07
Navorro i hear the standing room only tickets are the way to go. the bar is right behind you
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
Add that with the $ 7.50 Bart ticket. Rarely ever buy food at game
Steelers07
i fucking hate it when the booger i just picked wont flick off of my finger.
Too Short™
Steelers07 Navorro @ Safeco they have this in CF, it’s like a big pick up joint. A few beers, some bball and some tail, nice combo.
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
Eat before you go. Lots cheaper, and almost certainly healthier.
SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer
I imagine that John just has to tell some guys sometimes:
Look…that’s what Detroit pays players…and they lose A LOT. If you wanna play here than this is what I can do
Too Short™
Navorro $5 brauts outside and I ususally get a big bag of kettlekorn…
Too Short™
SFC HawkHomer Yeah, if you don’t mind sucking and $$ are all you care about…knock yourself out.
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
I had tickets behind home plate last year. It was awesome. Didn’t buy them got them from family friend.
Brew_City
SFC HawkHomer TT has his price. he won’t go over it.
“we’ll be here if you don’t like what you find”SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer
On the flip side…how much $$ would you be willing to give up to be on a winning team? With the exception of just a few guys who are near the end of a long and $$ filled career I’ve gotta say that number wouldn’t be very high
Brew_City
Navorro I sat front row right by the tarp on 3rd base side last year opening day. Was awesome
Brew_City
Navorro Sat right behind the plate once a long time ago when the Crew was playing the Yankees
SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer
I wonder how Tate feels about that new WR’s contract? It’s higher than Tate’s I believe
Steelers07
SFC HawkHomer if it’s me, i dont think a difference of $1mil would make a huge difference, but like in Kaep’s case where the difference is like $6 mil, i’m not taking any less than that.
SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer
He should be pissed…he’s probably plotting revenge by seducing the GM’s wife
Brew_City
he said before he signed his last deal he’d never spend the money he already had lol
Too Short™
Brew_City Jordy’s a white guy, he’s not impressed by Cobb’s 26″ wheels on his Escalade…
Brew_City
Too Short™ Brew_City Jordy is going back to being a farmer when he’s done.
SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer
I was bored and watched some Rawls highlights last night. Say what ya want about sample size…we’re just fine at RB heading into this season…especially if we get a decent pass blocking 3rd down RB through the draft
Brew_City
Too Short™ Brew_City The town I went to HS in had a co-op for all the equipment so the farmers could all use them
OIeSagginSeahawk
Brew_City That thing probably has AC, a massage easy chair and a mini bar in it.
Brew_City
OIeSagginSeahawk Brew_City I remember when I worked at the HWY Department in college the newer guys would get the old shitty equipment and and the old dudes would get the brand new shit with AC and radios and what not
OIeSagginSeahawk
So Gruden thinks Connor Cook will be the best QB in this years draft.
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Interesting how rb’s in the NFCW have shaped up
1. Hawks-Rawls
2. Rams-Gurley
3. Cards-Johnson
4. 49ers-lolBrew_City
deleted_21429691_KZRider_ “I will break him”
~Fisher in russian accentBrew_City
Saw another picture of Eddie. I’m starting to get a tad concerned. I’m not sure he’d be as affective at Leveon weight
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
“In five of his eight seasons with the Titans, Eddie George carried the ball over 330 times.”
Steelers07
Brew_City he’s a straight-line runner. he needs weight and bulk to gain yards.
SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer
My favorite plays from last season came against the Steelers. RW broke loose for a long TD run and it was called back…so he just said fuck it and on the next play hit Baldwin in the end zone.
Brew_City
Steelers07 Brew_City Nah eddies got pretty nimble feet for a big man. I just prefer him with some bulk. No one wants to tackle him in the cold
OIeSagginSeahawk
SFC HawkHomer That was a good series… It was like Really ?… Well Fuck you then
SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer
OIeSagginSeahawk SFC HawkHomer That’s the best example from the whole season of:
Damn…Russ is in complete command out there
SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer
The reason I like that highlight video below is because in years past highlight videos of Russ would have a few good plays from the pocket…and a whole lotta magic scramble plays – the video has a few magic scramble plays…and a whole lotta good plays from the pocket
SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer
really shows the huge strides in development he took last season
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
“Chinese censors have stepped up their censorship of websites, ordering all content related to the Panama Papers to be scrubbed as new revelations emerged of how relatives of some of the country’s top leaders had used secretive offshore companies to store their wealth.”
Over here, we don’t have to censor the news. We can rely on our passive, disinterested electorate to ignore any data the Papers may contain. ‘MURICA!
Brew_City
I don’t understand how he creates so much velocity with a flick of the wrist. Just nuts
Brew_City
This is the trust factor 12 didn’t have last year with anyone once Jordy went down
SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer
Russ connected with Lockett on some really nice deep passes last year…but, he also missed by a yard or two on quite a few that wouldda went for TD’s. They’re gonna be fun to watch as they build chemistry. Also…Lockett’s double move is just SICK
Steelers07
SFC HawkHomer might wanna wipe that little bit of cum off your lip.
SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer
Steelers07 SFC HawkHomer Thanks…that couldda been embarrassing
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
Little bit? Mop sales in the PNW went up 200 percent when he started to go off last year.
SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer
I had somebody say the other day that Hester will be in the HOF…I laughed…am I missing something? Do players get into the HOF just off return prowess?
SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer
Steelers07 SFC HawkHomer Huge Bears fan…I laughed at him and told him to put the pipe down
SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer
Brew_City SFC HawkHomer This is why I asked…unsure if that makes a difference
Brew_City
SFC HawkHomer Brew_City maybe they’ll consider him like 25 years after he’s eligible
SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer
Watching Tyler Lockett’s highlights got me to thinking…the Seahawks might wanna look at a different kick returner this year. I am all for Lockett returning punts…but, he’s a little dude and kickoff returns can get lil dudes hurt. I wouldn’t be pissed at all if Lockett was strictly a WR/PR moving forward and somebody else was returning kickoffs
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
SFC HawkHomer I think they see him like Harvin. Any way they can get the ball into his hands, they’re going to do it.
Brew_City
SFC HawkHomer Heard the same crap with Randall Cobb. Now he no longer does returns and last year got hurt at WR
SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer
Brew_City SFC HawkHomer Yeah…the field position is pretty hard to pass up with him back there returning
Steelers07
lol antonio is still returning punts for us. fuck it let him have his fun
SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer
Steelers07 Punts is different…and I wouldn’t want Lockett to stop doing punts (I specified that)
Steelers07
SFC HawkHomer oh i know, but Lockett isn’t the best WR in the NFL. most teams wouldn’t allow it.
Steelers07
BKOB – Property of NFCWFootballTrolls.com why are you here you god damn traitor
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
Day Four at NFCWtrolls.com: When the wife found out.
http://i.imgur.com/AhOi8i6.gifvOIeSagginSeahawk
Munkey Just delete all of Mikes shit, and blame it on me…..Tell him I have access to his admin console.
Too Short™
OIeSagginSeahawk Munkey He complains about the mods here and he’s constantly deleting posts over there, it’s comical
Munkster
I may bash MFA from time to time, but I would not stoop so low as to abuse my mod powers.
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
Jeez, Munkey, what the fuck’s got into you?
http://i.imgur.com/GMzBAMf.gifvBrew_City
Zippy the Pinhead then there’s the one hanging out on top just tossing shit
SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer
Lunchtime…y’all have fun
SEAHAWKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Munkster
I heard that some guys, for some reason, were messing around with a chimpanzee and a gorilla in a weight room. The chimp deadlifted 600 pounds, and the Gorilla deadlifted like 2000 pounds. Everything they could load on the bar. And they got the impression that they both could have done more, obviously they were apes so they didn’t really care.
Munkster
Of course they have long arms and backs like brick shit houses, so that helps.
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
Munkey Ape looks at Arnold like, “Do you even lift, bro?”
Munkster
I have to say that doing this with 470 pounds is also pretty fucking impressive though.
Munkster
When I was in HS i just cared about bench and squat. I don’t lift as much now but i focus on the olympic lifts and dead lifts. Bench was good for impressing chicks, olympic lifts more relevant to packing out dead animals. My priorities have changed.
Brew_City
Munkey the Badgers OL always test like shit in the Bench because they don’t even focus on that at UW
Munkster
She’s using 50% more weight than I can handle.
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
Munkey Probably has fifty percent more testosterone.
Munkster
Also, you know she has a pain tolerance from catching heavy weights like that on her shoulders and wrists all the time. I guess. I’m making that part up a little bit.
Ballon Knot
I was pretty hard on My body, the first 30yrs
Been taking it more easy, since My early 40s
FWIW
~BKMunkster
You remember I hurt my back probably. I did a bunch of core exercises to try to bring the little muscles up to speed. It has made a huge difference, but I do wonder about the wisdom of doing anything with weights as I get older.
Brew_City
Munkey I can see how how you would be concerned about hunting elk in the mountains. My hunting is much less strenuous
Brew_City
Munkey matter of fact I’m gonna build a house in the tree this year so I can just sit out in the stand all day
Munkster
“Nice shot dude, I’ll just stagger off 20 yards and fall down this 60 degree slope before I die.”
Ballon Knot
Really noticed it in/on My joints – Knees, shoulders, etc
No more running, or lifting over My head
~BKZippy: Homegrown Demagogue
Munkey You murder it, and it is the asshole.
I think I understand your politics a little better now.
Munkster
Zippy the Pinhead Munkey It’s called “Elk’s Revenge” Zippy. It’s a thing.
Brew_City
Munkey they always pick the worst spot possible to die. Whitetails like to somehow manage to crash land in the thickest spot within a 100 yd radius
Munkster
Brew_City Munkey I’ve seen deer to that several times. I think it’s because they are bleeding out and losing consciousness. They run into some brush and either try to hunker down for security, or they get hung up and don’t have the strength to keep going. It sounds brutal to, but with heart and square lung shots it’s usually over in less than 15 seconds.
Brew_City
Munkey Brew_City yea.. I double lunged one once with my bow and it ran 15 ft and fell over I was so confused
Brew_City
Munkey The last one I shot died before he hit the ground. The skidmark on the snow proved it
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
Munkey Zippy the Pinhead I think people in one part of the world refer to that as “karma”.
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
Hey BKOB, since you’re here, you can lead the way to Mike’s website.
http://i.imgur.com/ELgokfH.jpgToo Short™
BKOB – Property of NFCWFootballTrolls.com Like how you pretend to be MFA’s friend?
ChrisKeal
Zippy the Pinhead MFA is stealing some of my superdelgates. I need to plant a hit piece in the NYT.
BKOB – FINISH THEM!!
This kid has got the right idea
http://imgur.com/oajpOuzZippy: Homegrown Demagogue
If it were Ted Cruz, the baby would just start chewing for the juglar.
Ron LeCroix
http://www.livefyre.com/profile/16715784/ 40624ptsFeatured
15 hours ago
I hate being stupidDongtavious Steelwang
Brew_City #InJayWeTrust It’s pronounced nucular
NucularZippy: Homegrown Demagogue
LOL that’s so cute and endearing! Have you ever thought about running for President?
Steelers07
hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women mine’s slightly more tan than the rest of my body, which is intriguing on many levels.
hawaiianhonky
Steelers07 hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women I’ll pass, but it’s only thursday
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
It cracks me up when I read transcripts from customer who are in a hurry on construction projects. Especially now, when EVERY MOTHERFUCKING HOMEOWNER ON THE PLANET is moving forward with projects now that winter is going away.
hawaiianhonky
BKOB – Property of NFCWFootballTrolls.com I just want to let you know that i don’t approve of your fraternization with the enemy
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
BKOB – Property of NFCWFootballTrolls.com Are you trying to say she has a purty mouth?
Ken Bone Thugs N’ Harmony aka MB3
hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women Sure. Wyoming is much better
hawaiianhonky
The People vs MB3 aka MB3 hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women https://farm2.staticflickr.com/1073/5157815705_56561be921_b.jpg
Brew_City
BKOB – Property of NFCWFootballTrolls.com can it be you’re own path when the wood is guiding you?
Ken Bone Thugs N’ Harmony aka MB3
Brew_City Yikes. He must have knocked back a few in the clubhouse before his round
hawaiianhonky
all you golfers out there, do yourself a favor and learn from an expert
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hawaiianhonky
Brew_City hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women i have a guy for that, i’m just the talent
Brew_City
Tyrod Taylor Agent https://twitter.com/AdisaBakari: The https://twitter.com/hashtag/Bills?src=hash didn’t go the playoffs last year because of discipline and the defense. TT was exceptional.
hawaiianhonky
Brew_City he’s sort of right though…but yea, you can’t say it.
BKOB – FINISH THEM!!
I wonder how much of my data plan I’ve wasted trying to get that Nicki Minaj gif to load on my phone
BKOB – FINISH THEM!!
*dresses up like nerdy white kid for upcoming Nicki concert*
Brew_City
also “Exceptional” is laying it on there pretty thick. He was “pretty good”
Ken Bone Thugs N’ Harmony aka MB3
Brew_City “laying it on pretty thick” is in the agent job description. it’s right under excessive hair gel and loud ties
Ken Bone Thugs N’ Harmony aka MB3
BKOB – Property of NFCWFootballTrolls.com http://i.imgur.com/KXvbAiR.gif
Ken Bone Thugs N’ Harmony aka MB3
BKOB – Property of NFCWFootballTrolls.com oh thats just wrong
Brew_City
BKOB – Property of NFCWFootballTrolls.com ya. Never ever go on chat roulette
Brew_City
Vegas ୧(๑•̀ᗝ•́)૭ I love the south park episode when Cartman goes on it. Oh htat’s just a guy jerking off. that’s another guy jerking off
Adusoron
Huh? I wrote like 3 replies to your trolling. Then you come on here to whine about me?
Adusoron
Lol. You came in here to complain about me. Methinks you are the baby, sir.
Ballon Knot
Adu
You’re a Little Baby
If I said that on NN – I’d get Banned
But know – I have no respect for You
~BKAdusoron
Bk, I caught you trolling on nn. You put yourself out there and you deserve the counter trolling you got. It was really mild honestly. No need to make veiled threats to me.
hawaiianhonky
I registered and they kept whining at me about community guidelines and shit via pop up after pop up….fucking nonsense ass pansy shit
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
Be more ruthless BK. I’m just kidding.
Ballon Knot
Adu
Nothing veiled here
You’re a little Baby, who can’t handle being trolled
~BKhawaiianhonky
Adusoron is he wrong? BK of all people never makes accusations, i’m with him on this one
hawaiianhonky
My user name on NN is CKismyfavoriteseahawk….but i didn’t use a legit e-mail address 🙁
Adusoron
So you came in here to whine about me counter trolling your troll. I didn’t say anything about you being to be banned or flag you or anything. C’mon man.
Ballon Knot
Adu
You know where I stand w/ you
Just because I don’t say it on NN – Don’t be confused
I think You are a Little Baby
~BKBrew_City
hold up now
What was the troll we need to delve deeper into this issue. Then we’ll know if Adu counter trolled or was angry
Adusoron
You are taking this personally. You tried to tell on NN. I counter trolled you legitimately. You got pissed and cried on here. The end.
hawaiianhonky
Tribal Steez if you didn’t know what adu’s penis tasted like you wouldn’t say this
Ballon Knot
Adusoron
I didn’t get pissed on NN
You just confirmed, what I had always thought of You
~BKBrew_City
hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women Tribal Steez http://imgur.com/Lo6aerL
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
BK is never mad. Opposited of that something must have happened
Adusoron
Seriously, I said milder stuff to bk than I say in here. I didn’t even use a gif! Also he started it with the first post.
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
I’m going to stat out of this. * Puts MLB at Batt on, sits and does nothing
Brew_City
Adusoron I don’t like how they comments section works on these sites. Confusing
hawaiianhonky
This sounds like whining:
My replies to him are done because (1) he’s trolling, (2) if he’s going to troll, we can respond with some counters.
He should be grateful. There is no way he and I could have this point/counterpoint exchange on Field Gulls. I would be banned instantly, and his posts would be receiving 100 likes.Brew_City
so NN and Fieldgulls is for bitches. That’s what I got outta this?
hawaiianhonky
Adusoron that’s not what that is, that’s literally whining….there is no troll/counter troll whatsoever in that comment
BKOB – FINISH THEM!!
Nav, Mike says you can come to his website but only if you apologize to me for the personal attacks you made on the integrity of my character.
Brew_City
BKOB – Property of NFCWFootballTrolls.com Never apologize to people who can’t walk under their own power
Adusoron
FG for sure. You will get banned for anything other than kissing up to the hawks. notice on NN people are ribbing bk but no banning or anything
Brew_City
I think we can all agree that the Niners blow and the seahawks are falling. I believe this an accurate summation of the BK/Adu battle of 2016
k1joyce #piedpiper
I got banned on the Rams SB nation site because i told the editor he should either retire or shoot himself.
hawaiianhonky
Adusoron all i saw was them bitching about commas and punctuation…..they seem defeated
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
Brew_City You’ve been eliminated how many years in a row by the West Champion?
Brew_City
Zippy the Pinhead Brew_City what’s that gotta do with the Seahawks?
BKOB – FINISH THEM!!
MFA moderator14 minutes ago
bk when you get tired of the ska mods….. come on overSteelers07
I like how Brew brings up the future (seahawks falling) yet seahawks fans still continue to cling to the past.
hawaiianhonky
Brew_City Zippy the Pinhead they were one of them who eliminated the packers?
Brew_City
Steelers07 Remember that time Kaepernick had a lot of Rushing yards against the packers.
Steelers07
Munkey which is out of character because typically you just gay the place up
Brew_City
hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women Brew_City Zippy the Pinhead 2 seasons ago. Old news
hawaiianhonky
Brew_City hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women Zippy the Pinhead that seattle team from 2 years ago is pretty similar to the one still playing
Too Short™
BKOB – Property of NFCWFootballTrolls.com The only one getting tired of them is MFA, he’s the only one that encourages them to get rid of him. Don’t you see this?
Brew_City
That’s my favorite thing the Niner fans do. Bring up the 4 times in a row they beat us forgetting about the 15 times in a row we beat them before that.
Who gives a fuckMunkster
Misconception #1: “The Seahawks are falling”
Myth status: BUSTED
Seattle Seahawks actually have a proven FO/coaching combination and key relatively young All Pros locked up. This team is scientifically proven to be a likely playoff contender for years to come.
Jive Lake Duck
The 49ers traded their 2007 2nd-round pick to the Indianapolis Colts for their 2007 4th-round pick and their 2008 1st-round pick.
Steelers07
man that’d be fucking crazy if Ben went his entire career without a losing record. I wonder how many QBs have done that previously…?
Brew_City
hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women Brew_City Zippy the Pinhead except it’s over 30% different
Munkster
“Myth” #2: “The 49ers Blow”
After a successful stretch based on Harbaw’s brilliance and players brought in by Scot Mcloughlin, Jed York has taken matters into his own hands. McLoughlin was forced out for drinking whiskey and Baalke was put into place. YorBaalke than chased off Harbaw and all the players retired, only to be replaced by cripples, sallies and nancy’s. Record has been trending down, including 5-11 last year. After experimenting with a retard based head coaching system, Yorbaalke decided to hire the most hated coach in the NFL that had drawn zero interest from other teams.
Myth Status: CONFIRMED
Munkster
My secretary, knut, will proof read these findings and present them in a laminated report later. He’ll probably suck your dick too.
Adusoron
2013 – win sb against the biggest sb choker qb
Lose a couple of players and have a crappy draft…
2014 – lose sb
Lose a couple of players and have an ok draft and trade for jimmy Graham…
2015 – lose in divisional round when they should have lost to the vikings. RW treats the world to a pick six
Lose several more players….
2016 – ?
Looks like a steady decline to meBKOB – FINISH THEM!!
Yeah, but you’ve never been right aboit anything Seahawk-related in your life
Adusoron
Lol, I said they’d get eliminated in the last post season. Point countered.
Steelers07
lol tennessee is trying to pass a bill that makes the bible the state’s official book.
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
Not everyone can plummet from being in the Super Bowl to being a league bottom feeder with the lightning speed and ruthless efficiency with which Santa Clara have managed the task.
Steelers07
Brew_City it’s hilarious because the conservatives think progress happens by “bringing back the good old days”
BKOB – FINISH THEM!!
Adu, it doesn’t count if you predict Seattle is going to lose EVERY game
Steelers07
Zippy the Pinhead this is kinda true. the 49ers demis was swift and all-encompassing.
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
Adusoron This whole “KNOWLEGE” this eludes you, doesn’t it.
Brew_City
The one thing the Seahawks do have going for them is RW’s lucky horseshoe which is planted firmly in his ass.
hawaiianhonky
Adu, you told us CK was going to be good…nothing you ever say can make up for this blatant disregard for the obvious.
Steelers07
hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women he still has a shot. i dont think he’s terrible at all.
hawaiianhonky
Steelers07 hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women he’s not very good….
Brew_City
Ancientage com’n we both know he has a strap on for her to use on him
Adusoron
I used to argue with Honky, but I’ve realized it’s pointless. What’s that mark twain line about arguing with idiots…?
Brew_City
iCzarface I thought you were required to stay 500 ft away from such establishments?
BKOB – FINISH THEM!!
2012: “Kaepernick is an NFL-calibre QB”
2013: “Chad Hall is the next Wes Welker”
2014: “Levi’s stadium is going to be as loud as the CLink”
2015: “Gabbert is a better pass than RW”
Honorable Mentions: Stevie Johnson is going to ruin Richard Sherman’s career, Jim Harbaugh will sign an extension before the 2014 Draft, Ray MacDonald is innocenthawaiianhonky
Adusoron You used to argue with me but got tired of losing, literally everything i argued with you about came true from my point of view
Steelers07
Adusoron i gave up a long time ago. i pretty much gave up arguing with everyone here. now i just make jokes, smoke bowls, and take shots. terrible for the liver but great for the soul.
Brew_City
BKOB – Property of NFCWFootballTrolls.com The one about Levi’s being loud was particularly funny
Adusoron
You do a good job of subtly distorting what people say for entertainment purposes. Very well done
hawaiianhonky
Adusoron you literally fall into every single one of these categories
Steelers07
last year, my gf and her friend got yelled at for talking during a concert. a fucking musical concert. seriously.
i imagine that atmosphere is similar to the Levi Stadium atmosphere during home football games.Munkster
Watching Adu defend his predictions is like watching Mike Zunino defend his batting average.
iCzarface
SF people are too busy screaming all the people in chinatown away to really have time to waste their vocal cords at a football stadium
Brew_City
Ancientage do you just dump a bucket of SPF 100 on you when you go in?
Steelers07
Munkey i’ll never get over the wilkerson and von miller predictions lol
Munkster
In his defense, it’s not often that teams try to retain their own impact franchise players.
Ancientage
I got drunk the one game I went to and pissed as many people off as I could
Brew_City
The Niners should put in like a walk thru full body SPF machine at the entrance
Steelers07
Adusoron you definitely used the term “predict”. lol i wish i had saved that combo. we all make stupid mistakes, just own it man
hawaiianhonky
Remember this one?
ChampionChip I think York is going to make Baalke spend it unlike in past years. We’re going to get at least 1 big FA. I’m guessing at interior DL or OLB
Steelers07
hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women ChampionChip i thought that was Ras.
Steelers07
hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women this changes everything
Ancientage
Yea
He was the only one who thought we’d spend money
And he is the only one who is ever wrong on this siteBilly Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
That’s not his fault that Baalke didn’t spend any cap money. Thought he sign someone
Ancientage
Hh and munkey are never wrong about stuff
In fact…I think adu is the only one ever wrong on hereSteelers07
i’ve done nothing at work today aside from play spades on my phone.
Steelers07
i’ve quit so many games i am not longer allowed to play for another 24 hours lol
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
Everyone is Been wrong. Let’s go pick out everyone ‘s stupid comments right? And Adu thinks I hate him
Adusoron
You don’t hate me and I have certainly been wrong in some things. Just like everyone.
Steelers07
Ancientage i would like this but that would put your comment at an equal number of likes to my comment, and im not okay with that.
hawaiianhonky
i predict that this time next year seattle seahawks fans will be complaining about wilson’s contract and mulling over top draft choices at qb
4 months, 3 weeks ago on https://spikedkoolaid.com/tailgate-2015-week-10/Munkster
I was born on a high horse, and I’m tired of lessers like you trying to make me feel bad about it.
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
I agree, I really don’t hate anyone here now that’s Mikes gone
Ancientage
That’s just what yer family told you…but really you just live in Idaho and that’s all you know
Munkster
Ancient, state your positions. I get that you don’t like people giving a guy a hard time on SKA, but what else do you got?
Adusoron
The contract is still bad, but Wilson didn’t flame out as much. There’s still time with your even worse ol though. 😉
Magnum Pi 3.14
Munkey
I’ve got a beef with beef curtains.
http://i.imgur.com/dQYdmd2.jpgiCzarface
dont you like thats the image they chose for their documentary?
i want to see the guy who idea’d thatBKOB – FINISH THEM!!
And Gabbert had more career INTs than TDs when he said that
Ancientage
My position is that everyone on this site is wrong all the time…and you cannot talk real football here
You know I am rightFiversons No Spin Zone
I just wanted to give y’all a heads up, Pete Prisco sucks at mock drafts…
Munkster
Ancient, don’t be that guy that stands up to say something noble and then gets his own ass kicked, pisses his pants and marries an ugly chick.
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
iCzarface You mean he isn’t in the next cell over?
Munkster
Anicent, you smell like an East Indian. Did you stand over a humidifier packed with curry?
Ancientage
I told her wife to keep that a secret…oh well
I still hit the bottomAdusoron
It is hard to talk real football in here. Ancient is dead on with that.
Magnum Pi 3.14
People like you guys who think they know everything really piss off people like me that actually do.
BKOB – FINISH THEM!!
Wilson’s contracts is a bargain. The best I ever had.
The best I ever HAAAAAAAAD!!Munkster
Thanks alot, she can’t even look at a can of beenie weenies without falling asleep now.
iCzarface
Overlord Pi you guys teach me everything i know about football and civility
Brew_City
BKOB – Property of NFCWFootballTrolls.com Wilson had you? or you had him?
Magnum Pi 3.14
Munkey
Sorry ancient. Munkey makes a better, more well-articulated argument.Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
The last three words of your post, are not needed.
Munkster
This was a good retort. Much better than your comment ancient. Step it up.
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
I’m waiting for 1235 so I can listen to game and do nothing in office well continue to.
BKOB – FINISH THEM!!
You’ll have to be mpre specific. He goes to the postseason every year
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
It’s fine. I’m basically going to do nothing and charge hours
Munkster
jesus, i sound like ancient’s mom paying her debts behind a dumpster
Ancientage
Talking lousy shit…then calling attention to yourself
I thought you were older?Magnum Pi 3.14
You really can’t reason with Navorro.
http://i.imgur.com/6obAWZy.jpgMunkster
For the record, I would never speak to Adu this way because he is a cultured person.
Munkster
And I don’t mean like the chicka/yeast cultured way, I mean like he has a job and stuff.
Jive Lake Duck
Number 1 scoring d goes to the playoffs 98% of the time in the SB era
Munkster
I hate to see a person admit this. Don’t worry, the M’s will still suck.
Ancientage
you said you were born on yer high horse
So you meant an actual horse?Jive Lake Duck
Just pointing out basically any can get to the playoffs with the number 1 d. Even you probably
Magnum Pi 3.14
Desert Pantera
Ancient’s wife is number 1 in scoring with my D.hawaiianhonky
White Trash Lizard #DHC We told you for weeks/months you were wrong, and that Tomsula’s plan to use our young talent would work. They’re playing to Kap’s strengths while avoiding having him throw from the pocket full-time. It will work long-term because they’re integrating him correctly.
hawaiianhonky
White Trash Lizard #DHC the will work long term part makes me chuckle
Munkster
I would also never speak to Honky this way because then he would spend all day talking about beating me up and such.
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
Holy crap. The microfiber I just got is so soft I’m not sure if I want to wash my car, or jack off with it.
Ancientage
I’ll have you know my credit is impeccable….
In the bank of yer moms snatch
And she always lets me make a depositMunkster
Ancient has to stand in line with black people to get a credit loan.
hawaiianhonky
LoyalLARam I’m not taking anything away from your DL because they played great. Wilson sucks as a pocket passer. He’s just not very good at it. It’s not his game and Seattle has basically given up trying to make him one.
Ancientage
Munkey makes his wife do this for him cause he is scared of blacks
Steelers07
hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women lol its loyal. that guy is certifiably retarded. he wants trump to win.
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
Fuck man Adu hates Wilson wr get it. He had Fandom of Kaepernick, we all had had irrational fandom.
hawaiianhonky
Steelers07 hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women no, that’s adu responding to loyal
Munkster
You need to type original things and not just playoff the things I type. Other wise this is just boring.
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
I never knew Garden City Idaho was the Microfiber Capital of the USA.
Magnum Pi 3.14
I just stole a microfiber from some idiot and started furiously masturbating with it.
Steelers07
hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women but my point about loyal still stands
BKOB – FINISH THEM!!
RW has the 12th highest cap hit among QBs this year, and he was the top rated passer last year. Schneider deserves a lifetime supply of blowjobs from the SeaGals for that contract.
Munkster
OH SHIT NIGGER, YOU GONNA NEED COUNSELING FOR THOSE DEVASTATING BARBS?
Munkster
YOU GONNA CRY BITCH, YOU GONNA STRAP YOUR VAGINA TO A POLE AND SAIL THE 7 SEAS YOU FUCKING WANKER WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
Overlord Pi It said to wash before using. Hope you like orange cock.
Steelers07
BKOB – Property of NFCWFootballTrolls.com yeah but does he actually want that?
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
Oh snap Munkey turned into a smarter me
SlavicTribe
I’m waiting for this fool to sign a paper
And I see him inside eating a fucking sandwich and told me to wait 30 minsAncientage
All caps now?
You really are a little bitch aren’t you…gotta yell so you can be heard with the dick in yer mouthMunkster
jesus, step it up gay boy … you’re like the TSA and I just brought gallons of liquids on your plane
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
You need to learn American customs better. If you had waved a gun in his face, you’d have gotten a better response.
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
No Munkey I’m pretty sure yiu are smarter than me
Munkster
ancient, sitting there in his government subsidized job waving a little wand around and yawning
Ancientage
*puts on surgical globe
Time for a search…I bet putting my hand in there is like throwing a toothpick into a volcanoMagnum Pi 3.14
BKOB – Property of NFCWFootballTrolls.com
How do you sleep at night knowing that your QB is basically Carlton from Fresh Prince of Bel Air?Ancientage
Actually I’m at home drinking beer watching the masters
Jokes on you foolZippy: Homegrown Demagogue
Do we really need to go over red state welfare again?
Munkster
Tribe’s here. I need to slow my roll and calm down before he starts trying to put me in my place.
hawaiianhonky
he was right a few times:
hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women Every hawks player is awesome, until he’s qutting on the team or cut or traded. Then he sucks. ~Honky
7 months ago on https://spikedkoolaid.com/charlie-the-unicorns-week-1-picks/SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer
I’m wondering why we still have a 1st round pick. Perhaps John is ill??
Magnum Pi 3.14
This ancient and munkey rivalry sure is getting intense!
http://i.imgur.com/MuNN8HF.jpgMunkster
I can’t see your jpg, but I’m picturing lightening bolts, bouncing tits and flying jizz.
Ancientage
http://i.imgur.com/a8aqa8L.jpg
I picture it more like this for some reasonBKOB – FINISH THEM!!
Next year, Kaepernick and Osweiller will have bigger cap hits than Wilson. Schneider is even more of a genius than I thought!!
Munkster
Ancientage I’ve been typing with my nose for the last 10 minutes. So yes.
SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer
BKOB – Property of NFCWFootballTrolls.com RW’s contract is a fuckin steal!!!
Ancientage
You should start using that thing when you make love to yer wife…then she’d stop coming to me trying to get off
BKOB – FINISH THEM!!
I’m going to print out a copy of it and use it for jacking off
Munkster
I think it would. You basically just sat there and got bludgeoned and occasionally mumbled something about wives. Shit nigger, nobody here cares about their wives. You lacked creativity and did not take any risks.
Ancientage
So in suppose to type in all caps and say nigger and bash yer credit and act like a fucking 12 year old
Munkster
Sando probably would’ve jumped in at some point to try and give you pointers. Just to make it more interesting.
BKOB – FINISH THEM!!
This is how I would characterize the Munkey/ncient rivalry
http://imgur.com/D0nQzpcZippy: Homegrown Demagogue
Sometimes I really miss commuting.
http://i.giphy.com/y8sHiUW9wQsV2.gifMunkster
*puts in ear plugs to drown out the sound of ancient smashing his keyboard*
SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer
What were Ancient and Munkee fighting about?
Ancientage
I told munkey to bring it and he is pecking at his keayboard like some kind of dickless flightless bird
OIeSagginSeahawk
Ancientage Bummer Can’t fly and has no pecker to pick with ?
Munkster
This is the first marginally original and semi humorous thing you’ve typed. Congratulations.
Munkster
Or did two of your brain cells actually manage to find each other in the vacuum between your ears and have a brainstorming session?
Munkster
“WHO’S THAT, ARE YOU A BRAIN CELL? THANK GOD! I THOUGHT I WAS ALL ALONE!”
Magnum Pi 3.14
You two belong at NFCWfootballtrolls.com. It’s a great website. Have you heard about it?
SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer
Knut stated earlier that the Rams are “set” at RB while he laughs at the notion of Seahawks fans feeling comfortable going into this season with Rawls as our #1 RB.
Naturally…I started looking at stats and looking at 2015 highlights of both RB’s this afternoon. Rawls outperformed Gurley in every aspect except games played in 2015…..and he definately “looked like” the better RB in all the highlights.
Now…I am aware that Gurley has the bad luck of being on a Rams team and that any Seattle RB will benefit heavily from playing on a team with RW behind center. All that being said…I see no reason to think that Rawls won’t continue to be successful
Ancientage
No
I just couldn’t think of a sucker burn than you saying you have a modship there so I just said thatBilly Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
Yes it was, they weren’t terrible though. Tuesday I didn’t get game but only person announcing was Hawk Harrelson that’s worse.
BKOB – FINISH THEM!!
“Great! They let me take home my penis in this little jar!” -SacSig
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
That;s what happens when they turn off the opiates.
SacSig
They had to remove about a third of my miniscus – doctor was impressed with the size of the tear. But what hurts more than anything was a calcium growth they shave off the underside of the knee cap – that hurts like a bitch
SacSig
Munkey I was a bit loopy when he was talking to me – he said we’d go over everything in two weeks
SlavicTribe
I probably got a parking ticket by now. This bitch better give me a blowjob when her fat ass opens up to make up for it
SacSig
Munkey surprised that the wrap on my leg goes from mid thigh to my toes and it stays on for 4 days minimum
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
Sac, I hope your knee heals up and you’re back to sucking cock in no time.
SacSig
Zippy the Pinhead ya, been a while since I could hit my knees…kind of miss it
SacSig
I just watched the first 4 Sopranos in a row….I can help you with your “situation” Tribe…talk to me
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
SacSig Zippy the Pinhead Just not the same having them stand on a ladder, is it.
SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer
Sac,
After a few days you’ll probably be back walking. Stairs will feel wierd for a while because the nerves that they hit effect your lower muscles on yer femur. It’ll be a WHILE before yer doing any runningSFC: Postconventional HawkHomer
Getting back on a bike didn’t take long, tbough
SacSig
Brew_City SFC HawkHomer since I ran away from sc0tti’s hot mess of a girlfriend
hawaiianhonky
If it makes you feel better that’s all the shit I tore and broke sac
Brew_City
hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women who drew that your kid?
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
Brew don’t you got engineers stuff to do?
SacSig
I tore the minescus starting at the horn and about 60% of the way across and about halfway deep, so they removed all of the flappy part – that feels like nothing, literally doesn’t hurt at all. The shaving of the bone or whatever the hell they did is what is really hurting
Brew_City
Navorro I’m doing it. I’m currently writing a process validation protocol and it’s gay
hawaiianhonky
SacSig the ACL tear was obviously the worst of mine…but that god damn break in my tibia sucked, they basically did microfracture surgery on that part
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
I’m not judoing sitting on chair doing nothing and listening to A’S game
Ancientage
My old man had surgery two days ago on his arm…I think it was a spur
SacSig
hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women SacSig they said they may do the micro-fracture before I went in, like I said I was fuzzy if they had to or not
Steelers07
HH loves talking about his injuries despite having never played organized sports his entire life.
SacSig
deleted_21429691_KZRider_ SacSig NO…now would you like to talk about my other shattered dreams?
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
Maybe he has better control in mid season only thing
BKOB – FINISH THEM!!
Glad he’s not pitching in this upcoming series with the Ms
SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer
Steelers07 Comments like this are what makes everybody think that you have a superiority complex
SacSig
Ancientage those fuckers play with no rules…hair pulling is fair game
BKOB – FINISH THEM!!
He probably would have gone sunday vs Felix otherwise, right?
SacSig
I would put money on sc0tti if he fought Knut. Sc0tti strikes me as a street fighting badass….and he looks like a biter
SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer
Steelers07 SFC HawkHomer that does eeem like a clear dis qualifier…damn (heart broken)
SacSig
I just re-read the comments….I was mistaking SFC for sc0tti. I took a pain pill an hour ago…so just ignore anything that I say if it pisses you off
Too Short™
If I was on a deserted island and could only pick one food item to have…peanut m&m’s would be my choice
SacSig
If I was on an island I would want steak – i figure the island can provide enough fruit and roughage and fish.
Too Short™
BKOB, are you guys gonna upgrade your server? the current one can barely keep up with the posting over there
BKOB – FINISH THEM!!
I just hope we draft 3 HOF olinemen this year. That doesn’t seem unreasonable
SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer
BKOB – Property of NFCWFootballTrolls.com It’s practically a guarantee
BKOB – FINISH THEM!!
I think the plan is for everything work perfectly some time next week
SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer
Looks like the Broncos are talking with Manziel…he could actually fit good there if he’d get his head on straight. It seems they’re done playing chicken with the 49ers and Kaep is stuck
Ancientage
Freaked out and cried? You saying this clearly shows I got to you
BKOB – FINISH THEM!!
My God… going from Manning to Manziel. How can something like that happen??
SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer
To be fair…Manziel played better than Kaep last season
Munkster
“no sir, we don’t represent people that have been bullied on the internet unless the bullier was religious in nature…., please calm down and stop crying sir” ~ ACLU secretary
Steelers07
lol SFC thinks Rawls is prepared after 6 whole starts. He also thinks Graham is a “nice fit” in seattle. Of course he thinks Manziel will be a solid fit somewhere.
SacSig
I had a nightmare last night that I was walking through a store with a Seahawk’s hat on, obviously still high from the anesthesia
Steelers07
so does the american justice system you hater. youre just a silly hater.
SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer
Steelers07 literally…only the 1st sentance is correct…everything else is Knut fantasy
Brew_City
Now Elway is cocky enough to think he can throw whoever he wants at QB. I bet Denver doesn’t even make the post season
Steelers07
SFC HawkHomer HAHAHAHA already backtracking? you didnt say graham was becoming a nice fit in seattle?
SacSig
Too Short™ SacSig I kept getting hit on by guys…I was like WTF…then saw myself in a mirror and knew it was the Hawks hat
Brew_City
Steelers07 Brew_City Was* stout. They’ve lost players and it’s not 2015 anymore
SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer
Steelers07 SFC HawkHomer dude…I know you are smarter than this…and we went over it and over it….sorry man, ain’t taking that bait again
Steelers07
SFC HawkHomer there is not bait. that’s what you said. own it bitch.
SacSig
Brew_City SacSig he must be fucking ready to kill his agent and the maker of that fax machine
Brew_City
Steelers07 Brew_City I also think Oakland and KC will challenge them for the division title
Munkster
Sacsig, would you like to engage in some hateful banter to take your mind off your surgery?
Steelers07
SFC HawkHomer lol its so easy to get into your head. i cant believe they let you join the army.
SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer
Steelers07 SFC HawkHomer swinging for the fences today…heh
SacSig
Munkey – let’s pick someone out and make them feel inadequate as a human
Munkster
I just nailed a call with a collaborator after persecuting ancient into almost killing himself, so I think this is good for my work productivity.
Ancientage
If you think I’m gonna kill myself cause some pussy Hawks fan made fun of my credit…then yer even dumber than Michael from arizona
Munkster
A coworker brought me a stone that he had just passed. I was like … “thanks for showing me this.”
SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer
By fit good, of course…I mean better than Sanchez. They have Okung who has become adept at blocking for a mobile QB that runs and spins all over the place…they also have some WR’s that seem like they could get open on broken plays. Just saying…I could see him starting over Sanchez….and, if he could stay outta trouble and focus on football I could see him being able to lean on that defense and run game and be somewhat successful
SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer
Brew_City SFC HawkHomer I think he could be if he wasn’t such an idiot
Steelers07
SFC HawkHomer good god you are the worst football fan of all time. you think you know shit, but you literally know nothing about anyone that isn’t a seahawks players. its fucking embarrassing for your entire region.
Brew_City
SFC HawkHomer 2nd… They haven’t ran a “broken play” O in 4 years or however long Peyton was there. Because we all know he ain’t scrambling
SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer
Brew_City SFC HawkHomer While that’s true….it doesn’t mean his WR’s can’t do it
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
Nothing cheers people up after surgery like a song. Sing along, Sac!
The Landlord’s here to visit
They’re blasting disco down below
Sez, “I’m doubling the rent
Cos the building’s condemned
You’re gonna help me buy City Hall”
But we can, you know we can
But we can, you know we can
Let’s lynch the landlord man
I tell them ‘turn on the water’
I tell ’em ‘turn on the heat’
Tells me ‘All you ever do is complain’
Then they search the place when I’m not here
But we can, you know we can
Let’s lynch the landlord
Let’s lynch the landlord
Let’s lynch the landlord man
There’s rats chewin’ up the kitchen
Roaches up to my knees
Turn the oven on, it smells like Dachau, yeah
Til the rain pours thru the ceiling
But we can, you know we can
Let’s lynch the landlord manSFC: Postconventional HawkHomer
Steelers07 SFC HawkHomer This coming from a guy who claims that Ben is “definitely Top 3” while also stating that Cam is better than RW “because he has an MVP award”…doesn’t bother me even a little bit
Steelers07
SFC HawkHomer oh, you mean using facts and statistics to back up my claim? lol you should learn from me you redneck little bitch.
SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer
Steelers07 SFC HawkHomer such language…now I’m scared…you seem big and tough…perhaps a simpleton that I should not have pissed off
Steelers07
now that lisa and mfa are gone, this place is so much better. now we just have to rid ourselves of SFC and this place would be perfect.
Steelers07
SFC HawkHomer ohhh, the “MFA” insult. lol dont let anyone ever tell you you’re unoriginal.
SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer
Steelers07 SFC HawkHomer no deflection…your mean words genuinly scared the bejoodles outta me
Steelers07
SFC HawkHomer it seems learning about other teams and players also scared the bejoodles out of you, too.
SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer
Steelers07 SFC HawkHomer I just don’t want to make you angry again. I’m very intimidated
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
Knut uses two-syllable words. It’s hard for him to communicate with 99 percent of his fellow Steeler fans.
SlavicTribe
we need dumb people here, or it will be just me and Munkee arguing all day
MTGriz
Brew_City Tribal Steez Even the draft will give us something to fight about
MTGriz
Brew_City Tribal Steez “Haha you drafted ______. What a bunch of fucking idiots
Steelers07
SFC HawkHomer lol you realize he was talking about you? nah, you probably dont realize that.
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
You’d know all about that, having gone to college in Mississippi.
SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer
Steelers07 SFC HawkHomer sure thing bud…anything you say
BKOB – FINISH THEM!!
http://www.nfcwfootballtrolls.com/nfcwft-articles.html
“This is the first article for NFCWFT and i wanted to dedicate it to BKOB and his Seattle Seahahawks, the last NFCW team to win a SB. I’m glad and fortunate to have bkob on board with this Blog Site from it’s infancy. This man has a true talent for writing articles and bringing knowledge to us hungry NFCW football maniacs! In the coming weeks we should have a mock draft from this gifted writer.”Steelers07
Zippy the Pinhead yeah, and your california community college is solid. tons of edumacation going on there!
SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer
Sorry Knut…I can’t take anybody seriously that actually uses the words “I am better than you” on an internet sports blog bud…..it’s kinda sad really
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
Cal Poly shits all over any SEC school in terms of Academics.
Steelers07
SFC HawkHomer you just used those word in this exact post. god damnit you’re easy like your ugly wife.
Steelers07
Zippy the Pinhead Of course it does in your mind. Of course it does.
MTGriz
Sort of. He did it after owning Kaep and Crabtree in a NFCCG not a sports blog
SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer
Tribal Steez Not really…Sherman actually said it in an interview…not from safely behind a keyboard living in anonymous land
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
Good thing Kendall Graveman is pitching pike Gray well only through 4
MTGriz
Village ɱȁˠȠεƦƉ MTGriz Oh ya. Well….Sherm can do no wrong so there’s that.
SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer
“I’m better than you”
“faggot”
“yer girl is ugly and easy”Seriously…Knut is starting to make me think he spends way too much time on gradeschool playgrounds
SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer
Ancientage True…but he was doing it to be ironic…Knut actually thinks we take him seriously
Steelers07
SFC HawkHomer also, that’s a misquote, which is all you know how to do.
SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer
Steelers07 SFC HawkHomer now THIS is ironic coming from you
Steelers07
“we dont take knut seriously!”
“jimmy graham is a good fit in our offense!”SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer
Steelers07 SFC HawkHomer “you just used those words in this exact post. god damnit you’re easy like your ugly wife.”
Better?
Steelers07
SFC HawkHomer well at least it’s correct. i mean jesus christ how hard is copy/paste for you?
SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer
Steelers07 SFC HawkHomer again…just from your post above regarding Jimmy…this is RICH
SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer
Steelers07 SFC HawkHomer You can’t be that big of an idiot…I mean, you do realize that you change peoples statements and post things way outta context all the time…right?
Village ɱȁˠȠεƦƉ
I found desktop background for everyone to have.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/Ebhy6NL.jpg[/img]
MTGriz
Village ɱȁˠȠεƦƉ I’ll say this about them……at least their field isn’t red.
Steelers07
SFC HawkHomer I didnt change shit. I cant help it if you want to backtrack on your statements.
SlavicTribe
It amazes me how aligned Knut’s thinking is with me. Somewhat scary considering how much flack he gets here
SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer
On a better topic…
SF Fans…what’s the general consensus on y’alls feelings on the whole Kaep thing? You glad he’s staying (seemingly) or wish you couldda got a pick (likely 4th)?
MTGriz
Danny O’Neil @dannyoneil 7m7 minutes ago
Just tried to block shoplifter’s exit from QFC with a hip-check. I was well-intentioned, ill-advised and ultimately totally ineffective.Steelers07
Tribal Steez im just much more aggressive and i dont have a team in this division so it’s harder to get inherent backup.
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
@ Raiders. I remember those preseason games. Crowd looks like a HS game.
MTGriz
Danny O’Neil @dannyoneil 5m5 minutes ago
If anyone sees a 17-year-old swigging on liquor with a black fisherman’s hat on, tell him next time taking out his knees.Munkster
I feel like he is my long lost twin that grew up in a sexually abusive foster care system.
Steelers07
Tribal Steez Zippy would defend SFC for anything simply because they support the same team. its weird.
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
Haven’t been paying attention to the political discussions, eh?
Village ɱȁˠȠεƦƉ
SFC HawkHomer You’re implying both that the pick offered was a 4th and that the trade is done, neither of which are correct to our knowledge
SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer
Village ɱȁˠȠεƦƉ SFC HawkHomer I seen reported that it was supposed to be a day 3 pick. I was thinking 3rd till I saw that. Who knows…
I don’t think a trade will happenSlavicTribe
just wanted to read some boring Kaep rumors, and Adurson and Ballon Knot having huge troll battles with one another on this thread
SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer
Steelers07 SFC HawkHomer okay…we’ll go with that if it’ll shut you the fuck up lol
hawaiianhonky
Tribal Steez I love it how Adu thinks losing Alvin Bailey and JR Sweezy are huge loses
hawaiianhonky
Tribal Steez but if we were to say they were decent he’s lose his shit
SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer
hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women Tribal Steez It’s hard for me to be optimistic at all about our O-Line…fingers crossed for an amazing draft
SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer
Tribal Steez He was far from a garbage player…but, whatevs
Steelers07
Biggest homers for their respective teams:
Seattle: SFC
49ers: Adu (and it’s not even close)
Rams: Loyal
Cardinals: DHCSFC: Postconventional HawkHomer
Steelers07 That’s the first nice thing you’ve said today. Nicely done buddy
Steelers07
SFC HawkHomer you earned this award when you thought the harvin trade was good. you definitely solidified the award when you said the graham trade was good.
Ancientage
Brew_City the last time he had to go to his boyfriends house…which never happens cause they usually meet at pack fans
Steelers07
White Trash Lizard #DHC adu told me the 49ers would get wilkerson and von miller. that pushed him over the edge i think
hawaiianhonky
Steelers07 SFC HawkHomer the year they traded for Harvin they won the SB…..i’ll take it
Steelers07
hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women lol one had nothing to do with the other.
BKOB – FINISH THEM!!
I think Rae is a big faker. Adu is actually as delusional as he seems
hawaiianhonky
Steelers07 hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women the point is, it didn’t damage the team as bad as you make it seem….and he sealed the SB win for us
Steelers07
BKOB – Property of NFCWFootballTrolls.com precisely. Adu truly believes the shit he says.
Steelers07
hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women doesnt mean it wasnt an epic fail.
SacSig
I miss Crimson – he was a HUGE fucking homer…and a secret Russian agent
Steelers07
hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women and SFC supported it.
SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer
Steelers07 SFC HawkHomer lol…I fully admit to the Harvin stuff. I said that the Graham is a wait and see…stated (and even named one) that other TE’s would fit better because they block much better…stated that Graham will never be a Seattle type TE…and then made the horrible mistake of saying where you could read it and couninually misquote outta context that “speaking strictly as a pass catcher, Graham was starting to fit nicely prior to injury”
SlavicTribe
scotti got mad at him for trolling and told him to never come back
SlavicTribe
Navorro lol Scotti overreacted like no other. Was very dumb….poor Crimson
Steelers07
SFC HawkHomer i know exactly what you said. and i used statistics to prove you wrong. it doesnt matter how many times you said it, it’s still 100% wrong.
Steelers07
SFC HawkHomer he CAUGHT 10 PASSES in 3 games leading up to his injury. 0 TDs.
SlavicTribe
yeah, lol Crimson called Scotti a bitch or something
Scotti later found out the troll account was Crimson, and got mad that he would dare say a mean word
It was all stupid
SacSig
Crimson and sc0tti went to a game together and then they hated each other….seems weird. Someone didn’t offer to reach around is my guess
hawaiianhonky
Steelers07 SFC HawkHomer but what impact did he have on the other WR’s getting open? can you quantify that?
SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer
Steelers07 SFC HawkHomer it’s still 100% misquoted and outta context every time you bring it up…as for your opinion on any other part of it, I care more about the shit I flushed 2 hours ago
Brew_City
SacSig Crimson had the misfortune of saying a Giants player wasn’t the top player at his position eh?
Ken Bone Thugs N’ Harmony aka MB3
i heard it was gettin super gay up in here. you guys wanna go get a steam?
http://i.imgur.com/SqeF5IP.gifBilly Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
No Crimson trolled him.about Politic I think fox news
Steelers07
hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women that has nothing to do with what SFC said.
hawaiianhonky
Steelers07 SFC HawkHomer also, seattle has gotten better as the season went on bascially every year under carroll…had graham not gotten hurt i’m sure he’d have had pretty good numbers when the season was over
Ancientage
The People vs MB3 aka MB3 this isn’t st louis fruity pants…there are rules here
Steelers07
SFC HawkHomer No, SFC, it isn’t. you think he was a good fit as a pass catcher. He wasn’t. He still isn’t. He never will be.
Steelers07
hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women first team ever to do so.
Ken Bone Thugs N’ Harmony aka MB3
Ancientage The People vs MB3 aka MB3 i get it. heavy petting
SacSig
hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women ya, like 18 times in a row – Knut
Ancientage
you can’t take anything on here too seriously…then yer no better than michael
hawaiianhonky
Steelers07 hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women so you’re telling me teams CAN get better as the season goes along, thanks for confirming
Steelers07
Ancientage SFC will tell you he doesn’t take shit seriously, but he do.
Ancientage
The People vs MB3 aka MB3 Ancientage i was gonna say first dinner and a movie
hawaiianhonky
Steelers07 hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women delete what?
SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer
SacSig Ancientage Knut called my wife and mother of my children ugly and easy earlier…I ain’t looking for him…didn’t even treaten or insult him back (because I take him soo seriously)
Steelers07
SFC HawkHomer this makes it sound like your wife and the mother of your children are two different people lol
SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer
BMT > BKOB SFC HawkHomer BMT > BKOB just being a giant homer
Ancientage
Steelers07 SFC HawkHomer they could be…divorce rates are high in the U.S.
SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer
Steelers07 SFC HawkHomer see…u got me good there…no way to respond
SacSig
The only person I fear may go off the rails is HH….that hobbit looking dude would build a mad max war rig and search the country for each and every one of us
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
NEW CAR LIKE A FUCKIN’ BOSS WOOOOOOOOO
http://i.imgur.com/x2zsbcH.gifvSteelers07
SFC HawkHomer this statement is exactly how i know SFC takes shit seriously lol.
Ancientage
SacSig then trip on a fucking banana peel on the way out the door and get a concussion
hawaiianhonky
SacSig no way, i’d take out a loan and pretend you all won a sweepstakes and buy you plane tickets to a dope as party where live tigers were…then i’d lock the doors and let the tigers loose…..silly man
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
SFC, johnny said hes been running again… gonna put the burners on you in the foot race
Steelers07
hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women i’d fuckin volunteer to die that way
hawaiianhonky
Zippy the Pinhead there’s some people in my past that would be invited too
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
Munkey he better be careful that beak can poke an eye out
hawaiianhonky
Munkey it depends, i don’t really start fights anymore…those days are behind me
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
PROTIP: Practice burnouts in wide-open, empty parking lots.
SacSig
ok Tribe – you and I are going to fight. When you kick my knee I am going to fall on you and smother your poor skinny little ass
♥
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
if we have a ska vegas meet up i would beat the shit out of DHC..
my plan is to knock him out.. then when he wakes up knock him out again and keep doing that
Ancientage
Vegas ୧(๑•̀ᗝ•́)૭ i can suck a golf ball through a garden hose
ah shitI crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women BMT > BKOB tribe will
SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer
Johnny’d probably whoop me in a race right now…still recovering from knee surgery. I’m running 2 miles every other day…just under a 10 minute mile pace
hawaiianhonky
If we had said meet up i feel like people would antagonize me and then i’d fight and I’d be the bad guy
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SFC HawkHomer look at SFC coming up with excuses lol
hawaiianhonky
Munkey well i’m wearing a go pro so we all know it’s your fault
Ancientage
Vegas ୧(๑•̀ᗝ•́)૭ you live in henderson…dont try and spice it up dirt
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Vegas ୧(๑•̀ᗝ•́)૭ Craig Road off the 15 stinks like shit.. and that fucking wal mart by Nellis what the holy fuck went wrong there
hawaiianhonky
And then after the meet up Monday would be like “shit, honky really is a crazy mother fucker”
Ancientage
hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women id poke fun at the beard
hawaiianhonky
Ancientage hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women psssssh, i get that shit every day at work
SFC: Postconventional HawkHomer
Quittin time here…y’all have fun and play nice
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Vegas ୧(๑•̀ᗝ•́)૭ the one a few blocks from the base.. pretty sure there is a del taco in that wal mart parking lot
Ancientage
if we met up in vegas…id wear a cape and act socially awkward cause it amuses me
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
Nellis has a bitching ass Gym.. nice base overall
hawaiianhonky
Vegas ୧(๑•̀ᗝ•́)૭ that liquor store right outside the gate by that breakfast shop is SKETCHY as fuck
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women Vegas ୧(๑•̀ᗝ•́)૭ that whole area is sketchy lol
I Vegas
That whole area needs to be nuked. Nellis and charleston. Straight hood
hawaiianhonky
Vegas ୧(๑•̀ᗝ•́)૭ if i recall, the cop cars literally said North Las Vegas on them
I Vegas
I knew the store manager at the nellis store before it closed, but he once had the seats of his car stolen while he was working.
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women Vegas ୧(๑•̀ᗝ•́)૭ yeah
I Vegas
He came out and all that was left was the shell of his car. Nothing on this inside
hawaiianhonky
In all honesty I fucking hate Las Vegas with a passion, but always end up back there
Village ɱȁˠȠεƦƉ
hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women It hates you too
I Vegas
Another one of his assistant managers’ car got shot up and had bullet holes all over.
Just don’t go down there. Don’t do it.Ancientage
hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women its a real shithole. when yer sober yer like “what is this place”
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
parts of North Vegas are really nice.. i went up there for 4th of July .. my brother lives off the 95 in a gated community.. the whole neighborhood was out in the streets lighting off fireworks.. good times
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women Nevada is a shithole. The only way they can get people to visit is legal gambling and prostitution.
hawaiianhonky
BMT > BKOB my brother lived in the apartments about 1/2 mile outside the gates
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women BMT > BKOB lol poor bastard
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
Vegas ୧(๑•̀ᗝ•́)૭ Henderson is nice dont try to down play it
Munkster
I’d open with: “Honky, that beard is greasy and unseemly.” …. then when he laughed it off I’d say, “I’m talking about your mother.”
Then I’d scream rape and pepper spray him.
hawaiianhonky
BMT > BKOB hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women BMT > BKOB he wasn’t there long lol, i remember walking to the jack in the box one morning at like 4am……..it was interesting
Village ɱȁˠȠεƦƉ
I have fond memories of bits and portions of many Vegas trips but as I have aged I do admit I look to more beach like destinations for vacation than 3 days of Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
Munkey Has that approach ever worked with an elk?
hawaiianhonky
Village ɱȁˠȠεƦƉ i had to foot half of a 10k bar tab my last trip there…..i really don’t need to go back
Village ɱȁˠȠεƦƉ
BMT > BKOB Village ɱȁˠȠεƦƉ I could be happy for life with a whiskey drink a join and the beach every day
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women Village ɱȁˠȠεƦƉ yes you do to fight munkey
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
I never really had a problem with Nevada until I got the ticket for 75 in a 70 on I-80.
If that road were in Germany, people would average 135 mph all the way across the fucking state.I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women BMT > BKOB lol given the general area i think i know which jack in the box youre talking about haha youre a brave man
Munkster
My first speeding ticket was for “going 17 in a 15 before accelerating to 19 in a 15.” … it was in a tiny north idaho town. My 2nd was for 37 in a 25, i guess that’s fine
Village ɱȁˠȠεƦƉ
hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women I’d be full sprinting out of that place and on a plane if I ran up that tab
hawaiianhonky
Village ɱȁˠȠεƦƉ hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women i would have fallen down negative 2 steps into that sprint
Village ɱȁˠȠεƦƉ
hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women Village ɱȁˠȠεƦƉ Adrenaline can be an amazing thing though
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
“Where’s the giant hotels and ten thousand teenager MTV parties?”
hawaiianhonky
The worst part was we bought too much liquor and they wouldn’t let us take it out….i scraped up every water bottle i could find and filled thos sumbitches up
Village ɱȁˠȠεƦƉ
hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women So you were at least coherent
hawaiianhonky
Village ɱȁˠȠεƦƉ hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women i’ve never tried to fight an ex NFL bouncer, and i didn’t want to that night
OIeSagginSeahawk
hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women
Gratuity $858 ?…………….Fuck that ! Bitch better be serving up naked.hawaiianhonky
Village ɱȁˠȠεƦƉ hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women somewhat
hawaiianhonky
OIeSagginSeahawk hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women they came out on shoulders and shit
Village ɱȁˠȠεƦƉ
hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women No, they taked on automatic 20% gratuity
hawaiianhonky
that fucking bottle of dom she’s holding was 1500 bucks……man i could have spent that more wisely
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
Hm, a night on the town, or a five year old Honda Civic. Decision, decisions.
hawaiianhonky
Village ɱȁˠȠεƦƉ hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women yea, for this type of service and the fact we had 8 people in our booth
BKOB – FINISH THEM!!
If someone tried chargng me that much for boze I’d beat the shit out of them amd call it self defense
Ancientage
BKOB – Property of NFCWFootballTrolls.com you’d call uncle mfa and ask for an advance on yer allowance
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
“Don’t arrest me for theft, officer. Arrest them for attempted rape.”
Village ɱȁˠȠεƦƉ
hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women Village ɱȁˠȠεƦƉ Yea so you don’t be punk bitches and tip nothing
hawaiianhonky
Village ɱȁˠȠεƦƉ hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women lol, almost a grand is a bit excessive though
Too Short™
Ancientage BKOB – Property of NFCWFootballTrolls.com Someone needs to ban this traitor
BKOB – FINISH THEM!!
I’m the traitor? I’m not the one who banned a foundng member for no reason. Is that how we treat one of our own?
Ron LeCroix
BKOB – Property of NFCWFootballTrolls.com Booooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!
Village ɱȁˠȠεƦƉ
Danny O’Neill BKOB – Property of NFCWFootballTrolls.com Hey it’s the hero this blog needs
OIeSagginSeahawk
Village ɱȁˠȠεƦƉ BKOB – Property of NFCWFootballTrolls.com
It’s like he doesn’t get it ….Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
“I HATE YOU GUYS BECAUSE YOU BAN ME. PLEASE COME TO MY WEBSITE WHERE OVER HALF OF YOU GUYS ARE PRE-BANNED.”
Ancientage
Vegas ୧(๑•̀ᗝ•́)૭ i know what you both are doing……and I think its run its course
OIeSagginSeahawk
Village ɱȁˠȠεƦƉ Vegas ୧(๑•̀ᗝ•́)૭ Mike got his threesome……Woooo Hooo !
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women lamest group of white people ever
Village ɱȁˠȠεƦƉ
Lose a BKOB and gain a Danny O’Neil, I knew MFA’s website would have its positives
hawaiianhonky
BMT > BKOB hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women there’s only 3 white dudes in there and 2 white chicks
Village ɱȁˠȠεƦƉ
Vegas ୧(๑•̀ᗝ•́)૭ I thinking Drowning Pool is a more fitting song for him to have on his site
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
i think i would beat the shit out of HH then buy him a beer
Ancientage
Vegas ୧(๑•̀ᗝ•́)૭ careful…you’ll drown yourself if you listen to it too long
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
Village ɱȁˠȠεƦƉ Vegas ୧(๑•̀ᗝ•́)૭ a few songs on the sinner album were good
Ancientage
hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women Vegas ୧(๑•̀ᗝ•́)૭ i didnt want to like it
ChrisKeal
I think BKOB might be a sociopath. It’s the only rational explanation.
hawaiianhonky
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I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women BMT > BKOB yes.. then when youre not looking beat you over the head with a beer bottle
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women god nickelback is so gay
hawaiianhonky
BMT > BKOB hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women BMT > BKOB i think you’d be better off shooting for my knee, my noggin is pretty durable
Village ɱȁˠȠεƦƉ
BMT > BKOB hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women Nickelback is so gay – God
BKOB – FINISH THEM!!
This is why I write for Mike, now. He supports my creativity
hawaiianhonky
Vegas ୧(๑•̀ᗝ•́)૭ hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women did you listen to it?
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women BMT > BKOB well youre going to fall and then im going to stomp your head
hawaiianhonky
BMT > BKOB hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women BMT > BKOB have you ever hit or been hit with a beer bottle? it won’t drop me
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women BMT > BKOB im glad they told you it was no homosexuals allowed
hawaiianhonky
Why does everyone think hitting with a beer bottle does anything? sure, it’ll probably cut you but it’s not going to knock you out or down if you’re not a raging sissy
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women have you been hit with one? that shit hurts haha
hawaiianhonky
BMT > BKOB hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women BMT > BKOB i know, it’s in KC not mississippi
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women BMT > BKOB yeah sorry HH you cant bring your wife/cousin
OIeSagginSeahawk
hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women Really ?……………~ BMT
hawaiianhonky
BMT > BKOB hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women i have, it cut me but that’s it….and your scalp bleeds a lot,looks way worse than it really is
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
ive been hit with a bottle in 3 different fights… dont feel then pain until after the adrenaline wears off but damn that shit hurts haha
hawaiianhonky
Munkey i don’t think i have any, i only have one of my brother after he got hit in the ey with one
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
Hit someone with a 7mm thick Roor Icemaster bong, and you might fracture their skull.
Of course, getting that violent is a lot less likely if you’re smoking herb instead of swilling beer.I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women Munkey i got hit in the mouth, eye and side of the head
OIeSagginSeahawk
Big difference between getting smacked with an empty bottle vs full…..Not that either has happened to me but ….ya
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
I’ve never been hit with a bottle. Had one thrown at me once that soared about two feet over my head and left a hole in the drywall, though. Crazy bitch.
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
i also got hit with a shovel once… and a jack stand.. also got hit in the elbow with a brick
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
Zippy the Pinhead seems like it was a healthy relationship
OIeSagginSeahawk
BMT > BKOB Jesus……….You sure piss off a lot of inanimate objects.
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women BMT > BKOB lol i was wild in my youth
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
If you ever wonder where my latent hostility truly developed…
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
OIeSagginSeahawk BMT > BKOB lol fuckers dont want to fight one on one anymore
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women haha how did you get run over?
Ron LeCroix
Vegas ୧(๑•̀ᗝ•́)૭ Danny O’Neill MFA is gonna be mad at you for posting porn
hawaiianhonky
BMT > BKOB hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women fight at a house party spilled out to the streets, dude was driving away while i was tangled with a dude and clipped my legs….i did a backflip and smashed the concrete pretty hard
hawaiianhonky
@BMT > BKOB hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women thank god it was an RSX so the front end was pretty low
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women BMT > BKOB hahaha fuck that had to hurt .. never got ran over before
hawaiianhonky
ahawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women actually, it was a civic with an RSX front end if i remember right
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women BMT > BKOB i did trip someone that was running from me during a big brawl and he hit the bumper of a car with his head lol
hawaiianhonky
BMT > BKOB hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women BMT > BKOB does that count as being “run over” though? i feel like it could have been way worse
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women BMT > BKOB i think it does. definitely could have been a lot worse
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
MTGriz pressure on Kaepernick to get a deal done
OIeSagginSeahawk
MTGriz Ya ..Heard that on the radio……. They’re fuckin crazy to waste time on that punk
Pack Fag in Vegas
Danny O’Neill Vegas ୧(๑•̀ᗝ•́)૭ I don’t really like him, I am just pretending.
hawaiianhonky
the fight i got hit by the car was because these chicks that were partying with us lived in a voyuer house and dudes were hating that we were leaving with them. I mean i signed the consent forms and everything, fucking bullshit i had to go to the hospital instead
MTGriz
BMT > BKOB MTGriz I wouldn’t sweat it if I was Kaep. His money is guaranteed now. Let the Broncos and 49ers figure it out
tribe
lol Elway thinks Sanchez and Johnny Football will give him leverage with the Niners
Pack Fag in Vegas
Tribe a peanut butter sandwich would give him leverage, 49ers are fucked
MTGriz
Tribe Idk why people think Kaep should just flush 4 million dollars down the toilet when his money is already guaranteed for this year.
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
The People vs MB3 aka MB3 BMT > BKOB MTGriz by telling the truth?
MTGriz
“Hey Kaep I know you’re scheduled to make 14.3 M dollars this year…..how about 7 instead?”
Ken Bone Thugs N’ Harmony aka MB3
BMT > BKOB The People vs MB3 aka MB3 BMT > BKOB MTGriz I was saying he fights kids
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
shit make 12 million just sitting the bench on the niners.. Kaep is the new Matt Flynn
OIeSagginSeahawk
The Bronco’s / Manzeil rumor has been snuffed by the Bronco’s FO………..710 ESPN Seattle
MTGriz
BMT > BKOB It would be weird if Kaep was on the bench. Gabbert really sucks
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
MTGriz BMT > BKOB he played better than Kaep did
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
MTGriz BMT > BKOB i thought he played well given the terrible O line play last season
OIeSagginSeahawk
Who knows. Gabbert could get hurt and Kaep could be the savior of the 9ers season……..
MTGriz
BMT > BKOB MTGriz BMT > BKOB Last year maybe. But he didn’t play anywhere near as good as Kaep has in the past. Don’t think it’s a coincidence that Kaep’s worst year coincided with having Tomsula as a HC
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
Griz.. kaep had his worst year under Tomsula but Gabbert probably had his best given no o line and a horrid defense
MTGriz
BMT > BKOB Sort of. He had decent looking stats but he was never a threat to take a game over. Not once was a team worried about Gabbert
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU WAITING FOR FUCKIN SWING
MTGriz
Do you guys think the Warriors are going to be too tired going into the playoffs because they are trying for this record?
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MTGriz BMT > BKOB never a threat to take a game over? i assume you missed the chicago game.. dude no one feared the offense as a whole did you watch it last year?? our coaching was horrendous
LoyalLARam
Paxton Lynch looked damn good at his PRo Day….Frisco might bypass Goff now for him…
MTGriz
LoyalLARam I think Lynch is going to turn out to be the best QB in the draft.
LoyalLARam
MTGriz LoyalLARam I was impressed how easily he learned to fix his footwork from the Combine to his Pro Day…I am thinking the Rams should just grab him
MTGriz
I’m pumped for Tyler Lockett with a full offseason of NFL training and throwing with Wilson.
MTGriz
OIeSagginSeahawk MTGriz That would be nice. I think training Clark up is a big reason Clemons is coming back
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
MTGriz OIeSagginSeahawk Clemons said as much in a radio interview.
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
MTGriz OIeSagginSeahawk And Clark has dropped down closer to the weight Clem played at.
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!!!!
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS
BMT > BKOB This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS What’s up Cincinnati bow tie?
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS
Tribe They’ve clinched the #1 seed in your heart!
LoyalLARam
So have the Warriors choked concerning the best record ever? Might be the Arizona Cardinals of basketball, in the playoffs!
BKOB – FINISH THEM!!
BMT talking up Gabbert, even though Tebow has a better career passer rating
MTGriz
I think I’ll root for the underdog in the NBA playoffs. The Cleveland LeBron James’s
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS
White Trash Lizard #DHC Ewwwwww
Munkster
Are the Warriors still in contention for 73 wins? I don’t really follow basketball after “it” happened.
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
BKOB – Property of NFCWFootballTrolls.com not really talking up gabbert just saying i think hes better than Kaep which still isnt very good but i do think we can get by with Gabbert while Goff is learning
MTGriz
Munkey Ya but I think they have to win 3 of their next 4 and they have 2 games against the Spurs
BKOB – FINISH THEM!!
“Get by” as in “finish the season without folding the franchise?”
tribe
Warriors slowing down
They should just focus on the playoffs, and forget about a stupid win record
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS
OIeSagginSeahawk Munkey Always Sir!
deleted_21429691_KZRider_
Lolhttp://www.livefyre.com/profile/103621488/ moderator7 minutes ago
real vegas i cant ban the imposter until im on a desktop. will this evening.
http://www.livefyre.com/profile/103621488/ moderator6 minutes ago
did put him on bozo alert. Hes done on here until i ban himBilly Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
Fuck. This garbage ass line up. SCORE A FUCKIN RUN YOU FUCKIN MOTHER FUCKERS
Pack Fag in Vegas
deleted_21429691_KZRider_ I have that clown wrapped around my finger
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
BKOB – Property of NFCWFootballTrolls.com essentially yes
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
COULD NOT SCORE A FUCKIN RUN OFF FUCKIN GARBAGE ASS MATT LATOS
deleted_21429691_KZRider_
I’m rocking Ninja Rap right now. Mike’s playlists are so dope
Pack Fag in Vegas
deleted_21429691_KZRider_ I’m kicking back to some Menudo
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
same god damn preseason schedule as last year pretty much except we play the gay fucking packers
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
Pitching the hell out of ball. Can’t score a run
BKOB – FINISH THEM!!
Did he put the Perfect strangers theme somg on there, yet?
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
Navorro hmm.. this post needs more caps and fucks
Ron LeCroix
BKOB – Property of NFCWFootballTrolls.com I nominate this for GAYEST post ever
LoyalLARam
Nav…It’s time to put baseball into perspective. Your life is much more important than the pain of a sport…It’s time to reflect and realize that without Donaldson, it’s time to concentrate on competitive curling….
OIeSagginSeahawk
Zippy the Pinhead It’s like the entire Herd is waiting for the retard to get pasted.
OIeSagginSeahawk
Munkey “The First Black President”……………….Who the hell gave him that tag anyway ?
Village ɱȁˠȠεƦƉ
Tribe I think it’s 100% accurate of what will happen this season
Munkster
I believe in regulated capitalism. We need more transparent and altruistic regulation in this nation.
LoyalLARam
Tribe, why you wearing that quiting loswer of aQB as yur avatar? Next thing you’ll be slipping into Aldon….
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
The fact it’s in a Construction zone = quadruple dumbass points.
This name will curse the Hawks, Go Saints! #BFS
hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women WOOT on patch 1.1
ChrisKeal
“NFCWFT will strive to have a fun and healthy place to troll and bring your “A” game!”
-MFA mission statement
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Isn’t “healthy and fun” the opposite of trolling?Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
ChrisKeal I think you mean this:
http://i.imgur.com/ZJEVnJm.gifI Vegas
when i think of mike’s site
OIeSagginSeahawk
Zip – Save that Car / rail vid…… I’d label it….” JP late to his wedding”.
iCzarface
thats badass. mfa’s site is gonna have vid chat
that sounds like the kind of commitment i come here forKen Bone Thugs N’ Harmony aka MB3
I think Mike the Mastermind had his mole BKOB plant a wmd in the site. My page has been loading slow as fuck all day
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
Munkey, it’s going to be long year * reaches for Whiskey
Munkster
The amount of hype and excitement at lookoutlanding is retarded. Jesus. It’s one series.
Munkster
That being said, I am still hopefully that the new regime can lead us to .500 and then from there, who knows.
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
Munkey dude have her take her denchers out and blow you
OIeSagginSeahawk
Munkey Pinch her nips….If she smile , you’re good to go !
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
Munkey she will be dead in a year probably no one will find out
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
Turn Rae pull to start idian beats the push to start indian every time
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
Navorro you use a bat ill use my scapling knife
Munkster
Fair warning, after he mods me, I’m going to have to ban you for things like this.
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
OIeSagginSeahawk hey has anyone notices OSS looks like General CUster
*squints*
k1joyce #piedpiper
http://www.livefyre.com/profile/103621488/ moderator5 hours ago
KEAL RANTING ON SKA THAT I STOLE HIS PRISCO MOCK DRAFT WHEN I ACTUALLY GOT IT FROM CBS PRISCOS SITE LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLMunkster
meh, there are like 1.505 billion of them. And 1.5 billion of those are the kind from India.
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
so mike is really sitting by himself on his site talking to himself about ska which hes obviously lurking on
Ken Bone Thugs N’ Harmony aka MB3
Your secretary doesn’t like you Munk. You remind her of her kids that don’t visit. She wants to bake you cookies and run your life
Ken Bone Thugs N’ Harmony aka MB3
Nope, playin possum. Now the A’s, they blow
k1joyce #piedpiper
Rams first game at the Coliseum is gonna be against Dallas Week 1 pre-season, nationally televised
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
im gonna go to the rams cowboys game.. throw beers at both fan bases
k1joyce #piedpiper
BMT > BKOB Yes, and you will get away with it too because of your heritage
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
k1joyce from Kenne brunkport BMT > BKOB oh arresting me because im indian!
“damn we have to let him go now”- the cops
Munkster
“Look at that poor displaced man. He’s mad that his beer bottles are empty.”
k1joyce #piedpiper
Munkey here, have this blanket infected with several diseases
k1joyce #piedpiper
The People vs MB3 aka MB3 The first thing I do upon arriving home from work is go to this site and hit up the playlists
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
if youre every arguing with someone in public in the middle the argument just say “oh is it because im black”
throws people off so bad its hilarious
Ken Bone Thugs N’ Harmony aka MB3
Mike’s site is way too cool. That wwf guy and the ninja…pure genius
k1joyce #piedpiper
The People vs MB3 aka MB3 That WWF guy is actually his son
Ken Bone Thugs N’ Harmony aka MB3
So its like a Stephanie McMahon thing. Even better
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
Fuck MB3. Fuck it I’m joining Cubs bandwagon
k1joyce #piedpiper
The best thing on MFA’s site is to get all 3 playlists going simultaneously, unleashes the full MFA experience
Ken Bone Thugs N’ Harmony aka MB3
Thats cool, i want your luck on their side 🙂
Ken Bone Thugs N’ Harmony aka MB3
Nav the warriors have to go 4-0 to break the record. Home and homes with the griz and spurs. Whats your call
Ken Bone Thugs N’ Harmony aka MB3
Thats what i think, 3-1 for the tie or 2-2.
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
k1joyce from Kenne brunkport So, like, Sinatra, Paul Simon, and The Sex Pistols, all at once?
ChrisKeal
K1 how awesome was that? It’s times like that where I question if he is a real person or Andy Kaufman. I accused him of plagiarizing the article I plagiarized as a goof and he takes me seriously. Love that guy.
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
Navorro lets make a name bet on the game tonight
Turn Rae
Yall are forgetting how good the Warriors are. They’ll break the record with ease. Grizzlies are fucking trash and we’re better than the Spurs
ChrisKeal
Turn Rae OR,… you guys are running out of gas and will be also-rans in the history books.
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
yes!! week name bet with Nav on the spurs warriors game tonight
your name shall be “The feather is superior to the dot” after tonight
Turn Rae
ChrisKeal Turn Rae Gas? This teams average age is 26. The only team running out of gas are the old men Spurs
Turn Rae
BMT you’re stupid if the Warriors lose tonight. The Warriors havent lost a back to back in 3 years. So good luck
Ken Bone Thugs N’ Harmony aka MB3
Its crazy that of the Dubs 9 losses, they have wolves, lakers, bucks, nuggets who are terrible…pistons, blazers, mavs, celtics who are ok…and the spurs on the road. And they crushed everybody else. I wonder if they dont sweep the last 4 just because it seems like they wont now lol
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
Turn Rae fuck the warriors.. Spurs are going to stomp them
ChrisKeal
Navorro Suns would have been the better comparison here,.. especially since they invented the type of NBA basketball you are winning with right now.
Turn Rae
BMT > BKOB Turn Rae oh my goodness lol. Just like last time right? 30 point beatdown in Oakland
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
Turn Rae BMT > BKOB well good things its not last game Rae.. you wanna avatar bet bro!?
Turn Rae
BMT > BKOB Turn Rae BMT > BKOB I would love to. Im so confident right now
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
so name bet with Nav and avatar bet with Rae on the game tonight.. bring it bitches
ChrisKeal
Navorro The Suns made it a legitimate style of play. You know I’m right.
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
The Spurs are not firsr team to play that way. I say Don Nelson but also showtime Lakers
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
Don Nelson is not legitimate? His teams went as far as those Suns teams did
ChrisKeal
Navorro I never said they were “first”. I said they made it a legitimate style of play in today’s NBA. I am correct.
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
Also the Warriors mist nights are light years better than Suns teams at defense
Ken Bone Thugs N’ Harmony aka MB3
The nash-amare-joe johnson Suns were lethal. I would totally give them a 50-50 shot against the Dubs. Shit i think they had horry too
Too Short™
The People vs MB3 aka MB3 Yeah, they’d make the W’s have to play defense and get tired out, tired hurts the jumper
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
Also the Warriors ball movement is stolen from Spurs
ChrisKeal
Nav is conveniently forgetting about the 5+ years of the Suns “7 seconds or less” clinic and throwing out Don Nelson as his retort. A guy who was fired every other year for being a fucking kook.
ChrisKeal
Navorro I don;t even care about basketball and I’m still right. That’s the funny part.
Ken Bone Thugs N’ Harmony aka MB3
There are no big men to exploit draymond as a 5. Shaq kobe horry fisher lakers would own the dubs
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
Except the Warriors are more than 7 seconds or less. Better in half court than Suns
ChrisKeal
Navorro You have Steph Curry. That is really all this comes down to. No Steph Curry? 6 seed at best.
The real SacSig
Sonics are going to win the NBA championship this year. I can feel it.
OIeSagginSeahawk
noshoes2 I still remember the first article title of SKA when I joined.
Ken Bone Thugs N’ Harmony aka MB3
And i really like steph and draymond. But they are benefiting from some bad rosters. Two basically undefeated home teams? Cmon man
Turn Rae
MB3 stop it. The Lakers had the refs on their side vs the Kings, played a team that only had AI, and a sorry ass Nets team. That Lakers team cant hold this Dubs team jock strap
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
I can’t say same thing about Steve Nash
k1joyce #piedpiper
The People vs MB3 aka MB3 just overall franchise, they’ve won the most titles
The real SacSig
OIeSagginSeahawk noshoes2 I was happy he didn’t take an HT discount. Get all the money you can while you can
ChrisKeal
This is why I don;t care about the NBA. Revolves too much around 1 player to have legit success. I know in the NFL the teams with elite QB’s usually go the farthest in the playoffs but that is magnified 10x in the NBA. It’s a joke.
Ken Bone Thugs N’ Harmony aka MB3
Lmao. They cruised through the reg season. Shaq would show up out of shape from rapping and doing movies. And they still 3peated because they only cared about rings and putting up with each other. You are a kid, i watched those seasons front to back
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
Leonard is going to shit all over the warriors tonight
The real SacSig
ChrisKeal I don’t watch because of their anti-white hiring policies.
Turn Rae
The People vs MB3 aka MB3 3 peated from the refs sucking their dick. That Kings team wouldve whooped them
OIeSagginSeahawk
ChrisKeal That, and they pretty much ignore their own rule book
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
I love baseball, but it hates me. That is all
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
Keal I tend to agree, basketball is my third sport. I drop it easiest
Ron LeCroix
k1joyce from Kenne brunkport He will ban you and delete your posts, the irony!
Turn Rae
Giants are whooping the Doddgers lol. I can feel that its the Giants year
ChrisKeal
Keal….the world “healthy” means don’t let your mods get out of control! ! Btw glad to see your looking over this less than a week old site. Just wait.
———-
#1…. No idea what he is referring with the “healthy” comment
#2…. SHOTS FIREDI crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
Turn Rae fuck the giants.. Dodgers are going to run shit this season
Ken Bone Thugs N’ Harmony aka MB3
Keal are you seriously saying 1 guy doesn’t steer what happens in the nfl. I present to you the 2015 Broncos lmao
The real SacSig
ChrisKeal He didn’t just fire shots, he shot you then bent you over and raped you with the barrel of his 45
BKOB – FINISH THEM!!
I think the Mariners are the most complete team… EVER.
Too Short™
BKOB – Property of NFCWFootballTrolls.com Fuck you! Go back to MFA’land
ChrisKeal
noshoes2 ChrisKeal I know. I need to go take my kid to her piano lessons and then I am going straight to the war room to formulate my strategy.
The real SacSig
BKOB – Property of NFCWFootballTrolls.com Hard to argue with this. We have one of the best records in the Majors right now
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
dont you call me Jesus Rae… im not a Mexican gardener
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
That’s kinda hard he’s under team control for 4 years
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
Desert Pantera BMT > BKOB Turn Rae Kunte Kentay Wang.. sorry Rae
Jive Lake Duck
Turn Rae Desert Pantera BMT > BKOB I thought you claimed to be some type of asian
BKOB – FINISH THEM!!
Jeez guys, enough with the personal attacks. It’s not my fault you weren’t invited to Mike’s site. I can put in the good word for ya, if you want.
Munkster
I was invited to be a mod. So maybe you need to pipe your tits down little Bo’ Henry.
Jive Lake Duck
BKOB – Property of NFCWFootballTrolls.com isn’t that the shitty site that is open to everyone?
Wentzadelphia
MFA has his own site and I wasn’t invited? What is the world coming to?
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
Fuck this place. Fuck yiu boss. I’m going to over charge the hell out of my last time sheet
The real SacSig
Navorro *puts extra 15 minutes on time sheet. *laughs evilly
Jive Lake Duck
mike promises everyone modship but are any of you faggots actual mods?
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
*reads tomorrow newspaper headline*
“Indian worker Kills boss over A’s game”
Munkster
In the name of the Keal and the Tribe and the Scotti, now and ever shall be, blog without end, MFAmen.
Wentzadelphia
Do you guys think MFA will invite me to his site if I give him one of these? http://media.fyre.co/an7mgzfCQjyms6vClfN3_screenshot-imgur%20com%202016-03-22%2014-47-15.png
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
noshoes2 lol i bill the fuck out of contractors
CharlietheUnicorn
I have to admit, Zippy’s featured gif is pretty entertaining
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
CharlietheUnicorn I want to know who thought of that. And it’s only the second-best speed camera GIF I posted today.
Ron LeCroix
noshoes2 no shoes, mike wants to call you tonight, be available
Jive Lake Duck
I just peeked in at mfas site. i am starting to agree that he is really mentally disabled
Ron LeCroix
Desert Pantera he bozo’d me and deleted my posts for calling him out on his hypocrisy
halosramsfan
Desert Pantera
Just goes to show you that even mentally disabled people are good at marketing.
CharlietheUnicorn
Desert Pantera Tell him he needs to pay his powerbill.. get his credit card information
CharlietheUnicorn
Beaster- Wentz,Hargraves,Treadwell,Stanley Bosa 2nd date, it is time
Jive Lake Duck
noshoes2 Desert Pantera if you are going to set up these trolls man up and follow through
The real SacSig
Desert Pantera noshoes2 like for fitting so many insults into one comment
Ancientage
If MFA is really mentally disabled id feel bad
…..that I didn’t make fun of his retarded ass moreToo Short™
I’m none too happy. Two of my fellow Hawk fans are licking his ass in this whole affair. Puts a stench on all of us.
Jive Lake Duck
Too Short™ oh yeah because it makes mike praise seattle in hopes to keep his fake ass friends
I crave RW ball sweat (BMT)
ancient, MFA is either mentally disabled or a troll from someone here
i would hope its the former cuz id be crushed if MFA wasnt a real person
halosramsfan
Damn nice! I want to win a Taco!
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
I still have some bags left over from the Erickson years…
CharlietheUnicorn
halosramsfan the lakers grls have went way downhill since Paula Abdula was part of em
The real SacSig
BMT > BKOB Would make sense, but I don’t think Keal has the patience for this kind of long term troll
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noshoes2 BMT > BKOB what if its Keals way to express his inner drug addict
The real SacSig
BMT > BKOB noshoes2 BMT > BKOB He isn’t ashamed of being a drug addict though
CharlietheUnicorn
BMT > BKOB noshoes2 BMT > BKOB he has the time and he sits in his office (like greg brady) trying to come up with ideas all the time……
halosramsfan
Fuck the girls, I am talking about the goddamn truck! You guys can take the girls, gimme the truck!
CharlietheUnicorn
halosramsfan CharlietheUnicorn it prob won’t fit in my garage to stay nice anyhow
The real SacSig
None of those girls are lookers. Can we just exchange on alternate weekends?
The real SacSig
CharlietheUnicorn noshoes2 bags AND roofies or bags of roofies?
CharlietheUnicorn
noshoes2 CharlietheUnicorn bags + roofies….. bags for the head, roofies for you
CharlietheUnicorn
Munkey No. They do not meet the standards of the Showtime Lakers either
Ancientage
That’s a shitty 2wd lowered Tacoma I bet
Sweet ride…may as well get a 6 cylinder sedan with a gay bumper stickerThe real SacSig
Munkey We are not without standards here. This is a collection of well educated and classy men.
Ancientage
We are all dashingly handsome and intelligent men with average sized dongs
CharlietheUnicorn
The first weekend of preseason games, from Aug. 11-15, includes the Rams hosting Dallas on Saturday, Aug. 13 (ESPN, 8 p.m. ET).
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
Ancientage It will trade in quite nicely, I’m sure.
CharlietheUnicorn
halosramsfan noshoes2 if she doesn’t use 10 yards of fabric, she ain’t nothing ~ BMT
The real SacSig
Munkey Then all is going according to plan isn’t it? Jackass.
CharlietheUnicorn
Ancientage, you have to pay taxes on the “free” car… F that
Ancientage
Noshoes…the best way to take yer meds is to crush em up and snort em
The real SacSig
Ancientage I heard injecting them intravenously is more effective.
Munkster
“Don’t worry munkey, the methocarbamol is fairly mild unless you crush it up and snort it like they do in the jails.”
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
So sell it. Bet you’d have enough to pay the taxes, and also get a big pile of cocaine and a couple of hookers.
CharlietheUnicorn
Cardinals
Week 1: vs. Oakland RaidersWeek 2: at San Diego Chargers
Week 3: at Houston Texans
Week 4: vs. Denver BroncosSeahawks
Week 1: at Kansas City Chiefs
Week 2: vs. Minnesota Vikings
Week 3: vs. Dallas Cowboys
Week 4: at Oakland Raiders49ers
Week 1: vs. Houston Texans
Week 2: at Denver Broncos
Week 3: vs. Green Bay Packers
Week 4: at San Diego ChargersRams
Week 1: vs. Dallas Cowboys
Week 2: vs. Kansas City Chiefs
Week 3: at Denver Broncos
Week 4: at Minnesota VikingsChrisKeal
He is hated here. Snow birds and old people and young voter apathy keep him in office.
Munkster
“I don’t like him, but the people with jobs keep electing him.” ~ Keal
The real SacSig
CharlietheUnicorn Even if it is true I dont want to know. I prefer the lie
CharlietheUnicorn
noshoes2 CharlietheUnicorn shove that blue pill up your ass, if I had known ~ Cypher
The real SacSig
CharlietheUnicorn noshoes2 I think this is a Matrix reference, but I can’t be sure
CharlietheUnicorn
noshoes2 CharlietheUnicorn I forgot the exact quote.. maybe it was the red pill, not blue
CharlietheUnicorn
Ancientage I’m gay for the A’s ~ Ancientage
This could be a great slogan, crowd pleaser
OIeSagginSeahawk
Ancientage Caught a flight with his Son…..I didn’t much more than that
ChrisKeal
So let me see if I have this right: MFA has had his new site for about a week and he is already banning and bozo’ing comments at a higher rate than the mods on here that drove him to make his own site on the first place…. Solid strategy.
Ancientage
We have all decided he is mentally retarded
Like for real retardedThe real SacSig
ChrisKeal As soon as I am a mod, I am going on a banning and deleting streak,
The real SacSig
If I were a mod here, I would wait for keal to step away, then I would ban everyone and fill the board with fat lesbian gifs.
The real SacSig
Vegas ୧(๑•̀ᗝ•́)૭ Nothing better than fat chicks in wheel chairs.
ChrisKeal
To be fair, he did get singled out on here quite a bit but also to be fair, he was every bit as culpable as anyone else for said “singling out”. Now he is taking out his “revenge” by banning and deleting comments on his new site that he wants people to go to. You’re right,… he’s retarded.
Munkster
I wish this motherfucker would sign off on his e-mails so I would know what to call him.
The real SacSig
Munkey If someone addressed me as motherfucker in an email heading, I wouldn’t even be mad
CharlietheUnicorn
The 3 Cardinals fans are the biggest whack jobs on here…
there is Keal, the leader of theis site.. enuf said
there is MFAZ, who fills in his pool and lies about 4677 things
then there is DHC who is black, but plays a white racist on here..all complete WHACK jobs
Ancientage
Thank you munkey
Look forward to working with you in the future
-Mr big dickMunkster
I mean, if I had to choose between that and a cold beer right now I’m not sure, but all else being equal, glad to have you with us.
OIeSagginSeahawk
Vegas ୧(๑•̀ᗝ•́)૭ CharlietheUnicorn If it wasn’t fuckin gross, I’d feature it.
CharlietheUnicorn
This sums up MFAZ perfectly
I Vegas
Reddit reminds me of this place kinda. Bunch of sarcastic assholes commenting on stuff
The real SacSig
Vegas ୧(๑•̀ᗝ•́)૭ Oh yea, that’s soooooo accurate. *rolls eyes. Fag.
CharlietheUnicorn
ChrisKeal I think he is black… I would almost bet money on it
OIeSagginSeahawk
Vegas ୧(๑•̀ᗝ•́)૭ You caught us on a low………This ain’t shit.
Munkster
You destroyed your mom’s vagina. You were the last thing down there that felt like more than a mild rub to her.
Ancientage
I always talk shit about bed bath and beyond…I went in their last weekend for the first time with the old lady…that place is fucking awesome
I Vegas
Vegas ୧(๑•̀ᗝ•́)૭ CharlietheUnicorn hbahahahaha can’t take you seriously with your avi
SlavicTribe
MFA waiting for Livefyre support
http://i.imgur.com/tu1rbNu.jpgThe real SacSig
Or is Mike over hear reading and then responding to you on his site?
Ancientage
The best part is that instead of the guy helping him he just took a pic
AMERICAMunkster
No shit. That’s where I can go to find the weird random shit my wife wants for her birthday. “We don’t have french fry slicers” ~ Target Lady … “No problem biatch, I’ll just stroll down to bed bath and beyond.”
CharlietheUnicorn
Ancientage I think the guy meant to fall asleep like that
Ancientage
Yea
I bought a 49ers doormat….now the really are the doormat
Ah fuckSlavicTribe
Lol this dude got a speeding ticket after his car got towed. Doh
http://i.imgur.com/K8lt5hc.jpgMagnum Pi 3.14
I want to fuck this dykey ho right in her hairy unwashed asshole.
http://i.imgur.com/biITICR.jpg?1The real SacSig
“homo devil machine” Thank you for improving my vocabulary.
OIeSagginSeahawk
noshoes2 They say the price drops 2k when you drive it off the lot……..
The real SacSig
Ancientage No, he blew the tranny before he left the dealership, he/she was in the car for the accident though
I Vegas
Ancientage That’s why I’m listening to 3 doors down on Mike’s website
The real SacSig
Ancientage nah, Ska is more like, heaven post lucifer exile.
halosramsfan
“What the fuck was that idiot doing there in the white car in the middle of the road in the first place!”
The real SacSig
halosramsfan Waiting to collect on insurance scam. Guess he is not an idiot afterall.
SlavicTribe
I dont know about you guys, but a MFA free site is kind of….nice
Adusoron
Loyal has to be on suicide watch after today’s Giants-Dodgers game.
halosramsfan
Tribal Steez
Fuckin prick he didnt even invite me and I am quasi nice to him….some of the time.
The real SacSig
Vegas ୧(๑•̀ᗝ•́)૭ noshoes2 Tribal Steez well to be fair, I just like mike and you like like mike
OIeSagginSeahawk
noshoes2 Vegas ୧(๑•̀ᗝ•́)૭ Tribal Steez
For Fuck Sakes…. Why don’t you 2 dance on over to Mike site and give each other hand blowies.SlavicTribe
Jive learned the hard way, dont fuck with Kaep’s tranny gf
http://i.imgur.com/aqkYP.gifThe real SacSig
That’s some nice shooting OSS
http://imgur.com/gallery/KE67uNpOIeSagginSeahawk
noshoes2 Ya.. You might want to adjust the sights there Chief.
OIeSagginSeahawk
noshoes2 What’s even worse is, The dumb fuck squeezed off 3 more rounds after the 1st strike.
The real SacSig
halosramsfan noshoes2 I don’t know what that means, but it sounded right.
Jive Lake Duck
my site will eventually be very successful because of the owner and his vision. ska will continue to go down the toilet
Jive Lake Duck
there is a lot more. mfa is actually melting down over there.
SacSig
Desert Pantera I thought MFA had reached his peak and fallen to his depths…obviously we are in for a much much larger fall
Jive Lake Duck
MFA ifyou are reading this…..you brought your personal info on yourself. don’t lie and don’t post a way for people to find you out
OIeSagginSeahawk
Desert Pantera Jive….Dude………You’re talking to a fuckin ghost…….
SacSig
OIeSagginSeahawk SacSig Desert Pantera I mean we are in for a spectacle – watching MFA fall even further than we originally thought
Jive Lake Duck
I mean he tried to troll me for 3 years about renting and how he owned what did he think was going to happen when the truth was exposed?
Too Short™
http://www.livefyre.com/profile/103621488/ moderator1 minute ago
i
have not been myself in over a week, this website has consumed me,
after things settle down and the mods are in place and bkob is writing
his articles then i can go back to being my funny selfJive Lake Duck
jive i posted a bad blacked out business card then you and goons ran with it, 2 wrongs don’t make it right fucker!!
===
lol yes it doesToo Short™
I customer that I used to work with was very wise. He had a saying about ‘wearing victim glasses’ that would fit MFA well. I’ve never seen once shred of evidence that he admits any fault in any of this. If I see that my stance would soften on him, but until then….burn in hell.
Jive Lake Duck
you are a lying sack of shit that got exposed due to own ignorance
SacSig
MFA is totally unstable, SFC definitely has that right, the fuck will probably off himself in what he thinks is a grand expression Thelma and Luise style…but will actually be more like an Elvis death = fat dude found dead on the toilet
OIeSagginSeahawk
Too Short™ meh…..I’m still enjoying his absence, however Jive isn’t helping the situation
Too Short™
OIeSagginSeahawk Too Short™ I think Jive is being very calculated in ensuring the disappearance is permanent.
SacSig
you know….divorces are a public record – just putting that out there.
Hello 94063
plus doubt his site will be good enough once the NFL starts again
OIeSagginSeahawk
noshoes2 could ban them all to mfa purgatory, but that would be a mike move.
Ron LeCroix
BKOB – Property of NFCWFootballTrolls.com You, on your neighbor’s dog,
ChrisKeal
OIeSagginSeahawk noshoes2 That’s silly OSS. I would never force people to get on Jim Jones plane. It’s a death sentence. I can only try and compel them to stay with rational discourse.
OIeSagginSeahawk
BKOB – Property of NFCWFootballTrolls.com Had a good bowl movement today…… and you ?
iCzarface
i only respect people who bang sheep if you are gonna go beastiality
SacSig
Hey Keal, careful with the rational discourse…Nav and Retodd will feel singled out
ChrisKeal
Honestly?,.. see where this might all lead is pretty fucking excited,.. relatively speaking from an internet blog standpoint.
The real SacSig
SacSig I don’t understand your post. What the fuck does “careful” mean?
SacSig
ChrisKeal I think we’ll all see MFA back here complaining about all the time and money he spent on his shitty site that he had to shut down because talking to himself and 2 other people got boring
Frasier Crane
Sociologically speaking, this place is evolving. Folks used to line up along team lines, now the support is surprisingly varied. *continues to observe and take notes
SacSig
I have now watched the first 7 episodes of the Sopranos…if there is merger talk I need to be involved
Frasier Crane
noshoes2 Frasier Crane Some are taking a very derisive approach.
cknuckles60191
SacSig cknuckles60191 – I’ll get my Facebook account ready then….
Too Short™
noshoes2 Frasier Crane Don’t mess with the doc, you are already on a short leash.
ChrisKeal
MFA’s format is pretty innovative though. Here is my home page,.. here is my livefyre area,.. here are the articles,. but go back to the livery page now after not reading them.
The real SacSig
Too Short™ noshoes2 Frasier Crane I’m on no leash. I am a free poster.
The real SacSig
ChrisKeal You can’t fit sweet tunes and articles on the same page. Kind of smart to add the three different players imo
Too Short™
noshoes2 ChrisKeal My dog could build something better, she doesn’t have thumbs.
ChrisKeal
BKOB – Property of NFCWFootballTrolls.com True. It is great to be able to listen to music AND “blog” at the same time,.. without opening Spotify or your music app or Apple music. That shit is stupid. WHO WOULD DO THAT? This makes it WAY more simple.
cknuckles60191
noshoes2 ChrisKeal – Can’t wait to see “Moderator” next to your name there.
The real SacSig
Too Short™ noshoes2 ChrisKeal My dog has thumbs. My dog brings me weed. My dog is a good friend,
cknuckles60191
ChrisKeal BKOB – Property of NFCWFootballTrolls.com – Hey…I’m jamming to Queen’s “Flash” right now thanks to DJ Kia-Guy….
The real SacSig
ChrisKeal BKOB – Property of NFCWFootballTrolls.com Don’t wanna brag, but you all can thank me for that, I recommended brining the music player from the home page to the comments page
The real SacSig
Desert Pantera I saw a Tom tweet today, was old. But some guy ripped on him for his website failing, his response was that he sold the site for 500 mil and the other poster could suck a dick, or something like that
SacSig
I’m not sure how his net video meeting is going to work. I can see MFA there and 2 other people wearing halloween masks with a black sheet behind them
ChrisKeal
So all these “mp3’s” are hosted locally? If that is the case,..LOL what a dumbass. He will be all filled up in days. He truly does not understand how this works. Poor bastard. Please keep making requests for more and more songs.
SacSig
ChrisKeal I will request the Beetles, Elvis and Michael Jackson anthologies
The real SacSig
ChrisKeal Am I detecting a hint of jealousy that you did not think to install playlists on the side of your articles?
SacSig
noshoes2 ChrisKeal I have this little thing called a stereo in my house…weird
cknuckles60191
OH SNAP! The Gap Band! You Dropped a Bomb on Me…..DJ Kia does it again!
http://tinyurl.com/qao4gfnChrisKeal
“Hello GOdaddy?,.. why is my 2GB hosting plan already filled up?” – MFA
SacSig
Just wait until you can request any movie to stream along the comments section…any movie that he has on Blu-Ray of course
ChrisKeal
I just find it ironic that he is banning and bozo’ing more comments on his site than ever on here and that is why he left. He is a rudderless ship.
The real SacSig
The funny this is, Mike is going to unwittingly stumble upon something genius. The site may not look pretty, but people will flock there. He will then get a buyout offer for $400 mil.
OIeSagginSeahawk
ChrisKeal He’s lashing out. It’s a typical reaction………………..~ Dr Krane
The real SacSig
Too Short™ I will choose to look at your comment in a positive light.
Jive Lake Duck
someone should go to one of those ratings websites and blast mikes site
ChrisKeal
“SO you are saying 400 MILLION DOLLARS?????… FUCK THAT 200 MILLION AND THAT IS MY FINAL OFFER!” – MFA
Jive Lake Duck
BKOB – Property of NFCWFootballTrolls.com or walk to get a battery
cknuckles60191
Desert Pantera – I’m shocked that you guys have not found a way to auto ping his website until it crashes.
The real SacSig
ChrisKeal Double that 400 mil. That’s right, I want 200 mil and all the blu rays you have
ChrisKeal
cknuckles60191 Desert Pantera I wouldn’t do that. I like MFA. He can do his thing. I am fine with it. It’s funny.
BKOB – FINISH THEM!!
“We don’t have any Blu rays.”
“I’ll HANG UP THIS PHONE RIGHT NOW!!”cknuckles60191
ChrisKeal cknuckles60191 Desert Pantera – Not saying you would…but there are a lot of people that don’t like the Kia-Guy for whatever reason.
ChrisKeal
cknuckles60191 ChrisKeal Desert Pantera ..and there are reasons. If you had been here long enough and on ESPN boards before we left for here,. you would have a little more context. He does get shit on maybe a little more than deserved,.. but that the same time he brings al to of that shit on himself.
OIeSagginSeahawk
BKOB – Property of NFCWFootballTrolls.com You stole this from Mike huh
cknuckles60191
BKOB – Property of NFCWFootballTrolls.com – It’s kind of sad….Kia-Guy has like 580 comments on his site and 560 of them are from him.
OIeSagginSeahawk
BKOB – Property of NFCWFootballTrolls.com NO LIKE FOR YOU !
ChrisKeal
BKOB – Property of NFCWFootballTrolls.com WOW he really is sucking your dick now. I fucking knew you were a sociopath.
BKOB – FINISH THEM!!
I see, we can talk about Mike constantly while he’s gone, but if I post one of him meme’s that’s “sad”
The real SacSig
BKOB – Property of NFCWFootballTrolls.com They are just jealous of his sweet meme skills
ChrisKeal
BKOB – Property of NFCWFootballTrolls.com I have a content key word plugin and “MFA” and “RETARD” are down 78% since he left. We are talking about him WAY less.
The real SacSig
ChrisKeal BKOB – Property of NFCWFootballTrolls.com Did you just make that up?
I Vegas
noshoes2 ChrisKeal BKOB – Property of NFCWFootballTrolls.com Keal never does that
ChrisKeal
noshoes2 ChrisKeal BKOB – Property of NFCWFootballTrolls.com No. It’ s add-on livefyre plugin by an unaffiliated author. I input the keywords I want to montitor and it gives be data on that.
The real SacSig
ChrisKeal noshoes2 BKOB – Property of NFCWFootballTrolls.com Your throwing a lot of fancy words at me right now, and i’m gonna be honest, I don’t understand them. So I am going to assume you’re insulting me
cknuckles60191
noshoes2 ChrisKeal BKOB – Property of NFCWFootballTrolls.com – Call the help desk and leave a message.
ChrisKeal
Desert Pantera “WE CAN’T AFFORD $40 PURCHASES ON NONSENSE RIGHT NOW!!!!”
Jive Lake Duck
we fucking rent a shit hole in mesa and you are making websites on godaddy? – mfa’s “wife”
yes, as you know the people on SKA just abuse the shit out of me so I made my own site where I can ban whoever I want when I want – mfa
Is this per month or per year?- mfa’s “wife”
The cost doesn’t matter, babe. We are going to be rich off of this in a few months – mfaJive Lake Duck
cant stay tonight wife just got home and she needs to talk. Later guys
ChrisKeal
Too Short™ Of course. According to my livefyre plugin 87% of American males would fuck her dead corpse if it came to that.
The real SacSig
BKOB – Property of NFCWFootballTrolls.com OSS is busy buffing out the bullet holes in the hood of his truck
OIeSagginSeahawk
BKOB – Property of NFCWFootballTrolls.com Nope. He’s a Hofer………..
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
* calls old person home in Seattle area. Oss is senial
ChrisKeal
OK so here is the over under (date) on when BKOB comes on here and admits he is being the biggest piece of shit ever by pretending to be MFA’s friend manipulating him into making his own site, only to laugh at him later…….. April 27, 2016
BKOB – FINISH THEM!!
Keal gets nasty when you stop writing for his site. Stop being so jelly.
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
I think BKOB is pulling off cruel and unusual punishment
cknuckles60191
Too Short™ – My man No Shoes is nuts…..He told Kia-Guy his memes were funny.
ChrisKeal
BKOB – Property of NFCWFootballTrolls.com You haven;t even stopped. I still fully expect my Tuesday BKOB report after the week 1 games.
Jive Lake Duck
The best thing that we can hope for is that BKOB trips on some shrooms during one of his hikes and comes to realizes what a horrible person he is and ends his mfa fluffing
OIeSagginSeahawk
BKOB – Property of NFCWFootballTrolls.com I ought ban your ass right now !
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
They should add this to the criminal justice textbookd
BKOB – FINISH THEM!!
Not happening.
Mostly because I need 4 weeks worth of stats to have a good sample sizeJive Lake Duck
with bkob and mfa leaving I am like the 3rd or 4th most published ska writer
The real SacSig
Desert Pantera Please, I have like 5 articles. I am big time
ChrisKeal
BKOB – Property of NFCWFootballTrolls.com This is accurate. I fucked that up,… WEEK 5. You can;t escape.
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
We lost our number one guy Silent Bob ):
ChrisKeal
noshoes2 And the “letting another families’ child drown at your house”.
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
I was really looking forward to Silent Bob’s weekly NFL recaps. So much better than BKOB’s
OIeSagginSeahawk
I could sharpen my pencil and write an article……FU BKOB………………………
cknuckles60191
Well…If I ever want to hear Debbie Gibson’s “Electric Youth”, DJ Kia-Guy.com is the place to go.
ChrisKeal
noshoes2 Terrible mistake no doubt and of course not intentional but I truly had a different opinion of him after I heard that. I no longer feel sorry any abuse he receives on here.
ChrisKeal
I think I could write articles as funny as BKOB’s articles. In fact my NANO-BUBBLES article was the best article ever,.. it’s a shame I am too lazy to do that on a weekly basis.
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
No bitch I mean it, Silent Bob was the man, you BKOB are a cruel person.
SacSig
No one cares about original content – just post other site’s shit…including the Onion
OIeSagginSeahawk
SacSig Toss in an original now and then……Boom … We’re good !
SacSig
BKOB taught us all that numbers can be manipulated in any way the author wants
SacSig
BKOB – Property of NFCWFootballTrolls.com NO IT ISN”T IT”S CALLED MANIPULATION
The real SacSig
Uh, as the only person here with an email address that has the word journalist in it, I am clearly the best person to make the call on best writer here. And that person is…….. me.
The real SacSig
Navorro Stopped reading at “You” assumed you finished with “are awesome”
The real SacSig
BKOB – Property of NFCWFootballTrolls.com fuck, now I don’t know if you are MFA’ing me.
SacSig
Do any of you other guys see that leprechaun dancing over on the right side of the screen?
Ballon Knot
Been a Salty Day here
I’m as guilty as anyone – Got personal with Adu, which I regret
~BKiCzarface
i think MFA should just copy all the new articles here and post them as his own on his site
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
BKOB STOP FUCKIN TRYING TO MIND FUCK NO SHOES LIKE YOU DID MFA
The real SacSig
You guys realize that most retarded people have no idea that they are retarded. Do you ever wonder if you are, but have no idea?
OIeSagginSeahawk
noshoes2 I know I am……It’s just to what degree and by who’s standards ?
BKOB – FINISH THEM!!
http://www.livefyre.com/profile/103621488/ moderator13 minutes agoHOLY
SHIT I GOT AN EMAIL FROM CHARLIE. HE SAID HE WAS SORRY FOR TREATING ME
THE WAY HE DID. HE SAID HE WAS TOLD TO DO SO. AND HE WANTS TO WRITE
ARTICLES FOR NFCWFT! OMG LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLThe real SacSig
BKOB – Property of NFCWFootballTrolls.com Now I know you are evil.
The real SacSig
I’m not sure who actually said it, but a good quote nonetheless “if you judge a fish by it’s ability to climb a tree, it will live it’s whole life believing it is stupid”
OIeSagginSeahawk
noshoes2 ya well… who ever it was , was trippin on some wild shit.
The real SacSig
also a good quote, I believe it was said by Juicy J “Ass and titties, ass and titties Ass and titties, and big booty bitches”
The real SacSig
OIeSagginSeahawk noshoes2 it’s somewhat legit. the old rigid intelligence tests were flawed. There are people who are musical geniuses but otherwise dumb, their area of intelligence is not what was traditionally measured.
ChrisKeal
LOL I just saw that exchange between Adu and BK. So aweosme. The only troubling part is why BK said “another blog” instead of SPIKEDKOOLAID.COM. Cmon guy REPRESENT!!!!
Adusoron
ChrisKeal To be fair, it’s partly my fault too. I could have thrown a plug in there but I was too busy arguing.
Adusoron
Ballon Knot Honestly, I’d be really surprised if they ban you. Fooch and co are usually pretty hands off. I think people were just razzing you because the trolling overall was pretty tame.
Ken Bone Thugs N’ Harmony aka MB3
cause uptown funk gone give it to ya
http://i.imgur.com/LyU87QJ.jpgChrisKeal
“what’s funny is this site is currently open to the public in a month or so it will go membership only.. good luck ska!”
LOL I honestly can’t tell if this is real anymore.SlavicTribe
Wow like a 10 min train going by . I should have pulled my phone out earlier
deleted_21429691_KZRider_
DallasCowboysSux deleted_21429691_KZRider_ Get off my Mom. I just got off yours. Boom. I just made that up.
Kramer916
DallasCowboysSux deleted_21429691_KZRider_ at least she has a career, ur mom cant give that shit away
deleted_21429691_KZRider_
Kramer916 DallasCowboysSux deleted_21429691_KZRider_ You son of a bitch
DallasCowboysSux
deleted_21429691_KZRider_ I apologize and will get off your mom. your dad is waiting for me in bed.
OIeSagginSeahawk
DallasCowboysSux OIeSagginSeahawk Leave it to you ,to twist your thoughts to cock….I was talkin Tits
DallasCowboysSux
Booty Time Call me whatever you wish you piece of AIDS, LISTERIA, HERPES, ZIKA, PIECE OF FECES FAGGET.
Kramer916
DerpsterKentHigh For got, “runs people over” and “never gets in trouble”
Kramer916
Todays Giants game was awesome. I think we have a team that could get us back to the WS
Adusoron
Turn Rae Kramer916 i was pissed when they went up 3-0. worked and then came back to see the game was over and we won 12-6. Loyal is on suicide watch.
Kramer916
Turn Rae Kramer916 I feel like it is too, we go into our bench with good players
Adusoron
Kramer916 Turn Rae I think we need a sure fire power threat from the bench. Someone who is a risk to hit HRs. Bochy could definitely use that in late inning leverage situations.
Turn Rae
Our offense is going to be dangerous im just worried about our picthing. Hopefully Bum gets it together, Shark becomes reliable, Cueto healthy all season, Cain not sucking hard
Kramer916
Adusoron Kramer916 Turn Rae we seem to be hitting HR’s alright now. But yea i which u
Adusoron
Turn Rae I’m not worried about the top 3. Bumgarner was sick with the flu and still gutted out 5 mostly okay innings. Cueto got stronger and sharper as the game went on. Shark just couldn’t locate his splitter or slider which are out pitches for him.
Adusoron
Turn Rae Peavy I’m a little worried about. And I am very hopeful for Cain, but i need to see results, not hope.
Adusoron
Matt Mosley 4.1 I’d love a Giants-Yankees rematch. We have 1962 to avenge.
Adusoron
Turn Rae Adusoron I don’t think he is. He looked good at the end of last season, and started this offseason late. He was getting sharper as he caught up to everyone else.
deleted_21429691_KZRider_
The 49ers were exposed last season for their horrible players,coaching staff and FO 🙁
Adusoron
deleted_21429691_KZRider_ coaches, spot on. No argument. Front office is shaky in the PR department, but they can scout and draft. Players are far better than the dumb coaching let them demonstrate IMO.
deleted_21429691_KZRider_
Adusoron deleted_21429691_KZRider_ Top to bottom ;(
OIeSagginSeahawk
Adusoron deleted_21429691_KZRider_ So why didn’t they spend some cash on a decent FA ?
JohnnyP31
OIeSagginSeahawk Adusoron deleted_21429691_KZRider_ It was a fairly weak and overpriced FA class. They can roll the money over and spend next season.
Adusoron
OIeSagginSeahawk Adusoron deleted_21429691_KZRider_ I think they didn’t want to spend $ on the most expensive guys, and we generally seem to avoid FA overall anyway. We usually focus on the draft. Seattle, New England, Pittsburgh and other teams did similarly.
deleted_21429691_KZRider_
Adusoron deleted_21429691_KZRider_ Stalled a little bit. Need to get into the 60 day crunch time. 196 down from 211. June17th is vacation date. Want to be at 177.
Adusoron
OIeSagginSeahawk Adusoron deleted_21429691_KZRider_ I agree with JP. The class had a few head-liners, but a bunch of overpriced guys. It wasn’t worth the money overall.
OIeSagginSeahawk
JohnnyP31 OIeSagginSeahawk Adusoron deleted_21429691_KZRider_ Good answer, but then the vast % has to be spent.
Adusoron
deleted_21429691_KZRider_ Adusoron I’ve dropped about 20 lbs overall. Still going. I’m hoping to shed another 20 to get to my ideal weight.
deleted_21429691_KZRider_
Adusoron deleted_21429691_KZRider_ It’s not hard though once everyone gets the hell out of AZ for the summer 🙂
Adusoron
KZ, the biggest frustration for me is probably when friends or family want to go out to eat. It hurts the progress because the food options are usually carboloaded and too big and calorie rich. Then the other issue is not having time to exercise to work it off because you are out having fun with them. Trips away from home are another rough patch.
deleted_21429691_KZRider_
Adusoron 100% agree. If no one wanted to go out for drinks / dinner I would easily be down another 10 lbs or so.
JohnnyP31
Adusoron Best tip I heard for eating at a restaurant when you are trying to lose weight is to ask for a to-go box when your meal comes out and immediately put half of your food in the box.
Adusoron
JohnnyP31 Adusoron That’s about right. They usually put two meals on one plate at restaurants.
Adusoron
JP it’s just hard when everyone else is ordering the 1500 calorie superplate and you’re like hmmm, my options are salad, gross veggie/vegan crap, and water.
deleted_21429691_KZRider_
I picked 177 because that would put me back to when i was in college. Lowest I’ve been in the past few years is 183 maybe? Highest 223 and I was fat.
Adusoron
deleted_21429691_KZRider_ That’s awesome bro. Your wife is probably pleased. My definitely is like wow, I have to get used to the new you lol.
Adusoron
deleted_21429691_KZRider_ i look at pictures from just 4 months ago and LOL at myself
deleted_21429691_KZRider_
Adusoron deleted_21429691_KZRider_ It’s fun when your clothes don’t fit anymore. When I get skinny I wear a large t-shirt and 33″ stuff.
Adusoron
deleted_21429691_KZRider_ Adusoron I just had an episode today where my work slacks don’t fit anymore. I look like I’m wearing baggy work pants. No bueno.
Adusoron
Do you guys know if pumping iron is counterproductive to my general weight loss goal? I.e. if I start mixing in workouts with my overall calorie watching and power walking routine, will i just gain muscle weight that will harm my goal to drop 20 more lbs?
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Turn Rae lol. My real hair is like a #3 on the sides and finger length plus a 1/2″ on top. Ilike the avatar though.
OIeSagginSeahawk
deleted_21429691_KZRider_ Turn Rae The micro mullet….Setting a trend !
Turn Rae
deleted_21429691_KZRider_ Turn Rae Its holding you back from your weight loss journey
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Adusoron I’m no pro, but Iike to get to the weight I like to be at before I start lifting. You’re either losing or gaining weight.
JohnnyP31
Adusoron It kind of depends on your body type and what you do with the weights. In general, lifting will turn some fat into muscle so you may not see the weight loss number but you’ll look better. More muscle also makes your body burn more calories.
Adusoron
JohnnyP31 Adusoron I’m naturally a lean runner body type that got far too fat.
Adusoron
deleted_21429691_KZRider_ Adusoron That’s what seemed logical to me. Get to my goal, then start lifting so that I know I’m putting on muscle and only (hopefully) adding back a little bit.
Turn Rae
Whats weird is that i never gain weight. I eat shit ton of food and some junk food, and I look great as ever
JohnnyP31
Adusoron JohnnyP31 I used to be a great runner, but I’ve always been bulky. I can’t look at a dumbbell without swelling up.
Adusoron
Turn Rae seriously, it sucks having to watch what I eat, but I don’t want to be a fat dude. It was embarrassing and crappy in the summer.
JohnnyP31
Adusoron JohnnyP31 You are probably fine to incorporate weights if your body is naturally lean though.
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Turn Rae How old are you? I’ll answer.Early 20’s….It changes.
Adusoron
JohnnyP31 Adusoron ok, good thoughts. I think i could also just start a gradually increasing pushup routine as well.
Turn Rae
Adusoron Turn Rae Weird always seeing the food label. Im like fuck it tho. I understand other people having to deal with it
Adusoron
Rae, be very careful. You hit 30 and suddenly you’re like shit, why am i gaining weight?!?!
Turn Rae
deleted_21429691_KZRider_ Turn Rae My dad is like 50 and its a lot of food. Looks fit as hell. People his age have beer bellies
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Turn Rae deleted_21429691_KZRider_ Back then i drank 2,000 calorie shakes while lifting to be over 200. It will change. Enjoy it while you can 🙂
Adusoron
it’s worse if you work a desk job with a pretty sedentary lifestyle. The weigh sneaks up on you and if you’re not moving your metabolism starts working against you.
Munkster
I do my best work while experiencing mild to moderate inebriation. And I am crushing this proposal draft right now.
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My problem is I never make a lifestyle change. Oh, trip to the beach – lose 30 lbs…. Summer? Lose 30 lbs. I like food and booze too much.
Adusoron
deleted_21429691_KZRider_ honestly, i got a fitbit and it’s been revolutionary. I watch everything and the weight is steadily coming off.
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Adusoron deleted_21429691_KZRider_ What’s a fitbit?
Adusoron
deleted_21429691_KZRider_ my plan is to set it to normal calorie intake that’s recommended to maintain my ideal weight and that way i won’t gain weight like i did before.
Adusoron
KZ, there are many kinds, but this is the one I have.
Adusoron
you monitor your heart rate and steps taken throughout the day. It calculates your calories burned over an entire day (including sedentary sitting around, and activity). As long as you are intaking what you burn, you won’t gain weight. In my case, I am trying to run a 1,000 calorie deficit each day which equates to 2 lbs lost a week.
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The game changer once a weak when you’re dieting is to just fast and drink water. Not saying it’s healthy, but it works.
Adusoron
deleted_21429691_KZRider_ Adusoron i don’t think that’s harmful. From what I’ve read, it’s when you do it consistently over time you can cause serious health issues.
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Adusoron deleted_21429691_KZRider_ Doubt it’s harmful, but it sucks though
Adusoron
deleted_21429691_KZRider_ Adusoron e.g. you consistently run too high of a deficit of calories relative to your body’s needs. you do that for weeks and you slip into “starvation mode” where your body starts slowing down your metabolism and eating your muscle and organs to keep your brain and blood flow alive.
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Adusoron deleted_21429691_KZRider_ Yeah, I don’t think it’s a problem for once a week though. Again, it blows though. Maybe if you didn’t have family around eating food.
Adusoron
deleted_21429691_KZRider_ Adusoron you guys enjoy your meal. I’m going to sit over here and drink water and gnaw on my fingers.
Adusoron
Kramer916 Adusoron it varies from person to person, but i feel like it was like somewhere between 30-70. your heart rate keeps pounding when you’re done which results in post sex caloric burn. lol
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I’m one of these guys that likes to fix everything until I can’t. Kitchen faucet springs a leak last night, go to replace it, get into it and figure out I need a basin wrench. Yeah, you don’t have one either. Find a plumber in the neighborhood and asks if he wants a job that night. Sure he says. Comes over at 9:00 and charges me $150.00 for an hour of labor. I’m like, so if I call you back to do things around my house you charge $150.00 an hour? He’s like no. If we screw some things on we charge $90.00 an hour. If we actually have to work we charge $150.00 an hour lol…..
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Adusoron deleted_21429691_KZRider_ I was pissed I didn’t own a ‘basin wrench” but happy I had a new kitchen faucet. What an inconvenience. I would have been doing dishes in the bathtub…..
Adusoron
deleted_21429691_KZRider_ Adusoron I had a similar issue with my car. The stupid sun visor broke and the thing basically hung in my face at all times unless i pushed it to the side. My wife took the car to the dealer and paid like $80 to have them fix it in an hour (along with the oil change). Yes, i probably could have looked the part up and watched a youtube video on how to fix it, but it was sure nice to have the dealer just handle it.
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
Damn I fell asleep during Warriors game in 2nd quarter
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
I’ve basically been waiting for playoffs for last two weeks
Jive Lake Duck
Navorro ive been waiting for 2 things since the start of the season. 1 the playoffs. 2 curry to get injured. so far curry has not been injured and the playoffs are like a week or so away
Munkster
Be careful in the big city Todd, lots of homosexuals and women of ill repute.
DGdub
I’m 100 miles from civilization with 10,000 other people right now.. Fucking postponed the races due to whiteout conditions 1/2 through the races yesterday..
Munkster
I’m getting a little careless with the bodily functions in the workplace. Probably need to reel that in.
Munkster
Just unabashedly belching and farting in front of our admin. She’s 60 though, and has been around the block. I’m probably good.
DGdub
It was fun yesterday.. Our inflatable arch fell over twice yesterday due to high winds, we lost two tents (Monster and Vitamin Water tents.. But, all-in-all not a bad day at the office..
DGdub
Dude, you can’t even see the mountains right now… Snowing like crazy.. They won’t try to race again until Saturday..
Munkster
Can you imagine if the Donner Party had 10,000 people in it? Good luck DGdub.
DGdub
Our company VP was in second place in the men’s ski division of the races too.. He’s pulling a Jamacian Olympian skier..
Munkster
https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/718432887796822016
Former Jets’ LT D’Brickashaw Ferguson, retiring today at age 32, started 167 games and never appeared on an injury report.Too Short™
Munkey We’ll probably start seeing more of this. Get you with your health and a nice nest egg to enjoy it with.
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
So I’m going to Sacramento tomorrow. Who should I find? I would visit Tribe in Davis but he said he is not there on weekdays, anyways there for two to two and half hour test.
DGdub
We got a snowboarder from Idaho in our camp.. He’s a flaming liberal.. Kinda reminds me of a lot of people on here.. Bitching about Climate Change and shit.. Freaks out when someone puts plastic in the campfire.. Good stuff..
Village ɱȁˠȠεƦƉ
hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women Munkey He would rather retire
Ron LaCroix
Jets get a miracle with OT Ferguson’s retirement – he was set to make mega bucks for micro performance…. I’m wondering if Luigi and Antonio paid him a visit last night.
Ron LaCroix
I was camping out in the middle of nowhere one time and washed my breakfast plate in the bay. Some classic greenie told me I was polluting the bay.
Billy Beane’s Illegitimate Love Child
Ron can I come up and visit you sometime this summer? Go to Mariners game
hawaiianhonky
I told all these dudes at this camp i’m chilling at that I’m a snowboarder from Idaho, i keep acting super liberal as fuck and yelling at the people burning plastic in the campfire. It’s one of my better trolls. I’ve only touched on climate change, but tonight i’m really going to get in character.
Munkster
I prefer to burn our garbage when camping as opposed to hauling it out and land-filling it.
Ron LaCroix
some bozo would probably argue the smoke is harming the spotted owls.
Munkster
Not where I camp. If I’m somewhere civilized like Yellowstone I just throw in there trash containers.
Munkster
Hard to tell Nav, it’s only 9 a.m. and I’m tired. I worked on something until 4 am. I have two things to accomplish today and then I’m done.
Ron LaCroix
I got some yard stuff to do, but I just might sneak in and watch some of the Masters – I love that Open.
Munkster
When retired people say “I’m busier now then when I was working” … I don’t believe them.
Ron LaCroix
well, busier doing other things to fill in the day. course those catnap breaks are awesome!
hawaiianhonky
My boss must be bored, he just responded to an e-mail i sent with one sentence critiquing my e-mail. He said “don’t start sentences with “because” in e-mails to the client”. I responded with the following:
Because is a subordinating conjunction, used to introduce a subordinating clause. Because a subordinating clause can begin a sentence (such as this one), it is certainly correct to begin a sentence with Because – if the thought is then completed with an independent clause. “Because it rained for two days, every street in town was flooded.” The prohibition against beginning with because probably derives from teachers’ attempts to prevent students from writing dependent clause fragments in which the thought is left incomplete. However, no such restriction has ever been placed on beginning sentences with Although, If, When, While, Since, and other words that, like because, can also function as subordinating conjunctions. Why because has been singled out for this dubious distinction is a mystery.
Ken Bone Thugs N’ Harmony aka MB3
hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women http://i.imgur.com/g1GTW3v.jpg
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
Munkey My mom became a full-time babysitter for my sister, and volunteered for Hospice and the Democratic Party. My dad just sat down to read spy novels. I’ll leave it up to you to figure out which one outlived the other by a decade (PROTIP: It was the one with better circulation).
hawaiianhonky
Ron LaCroix My new client is pretty important, maybe he thinks they’re going to think i’m dumb or something? I don’t know….
Too Short™
hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women This is your best thought yet…
hawaiianhonky
Too Short™ hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women but if i say “understood” or agree with him then i do it again (which i will) i’ll be in the wrong…it’s a lose lose and i’m right
Munkster
Good for your Mom Zippy (not that there’s anything wrong with spy novels). I thought my Dad was going to turn into a couch potato and watch fox news all day after he retired but he has been volunteering for old(er) people, and has taken up regular pike fishing and steelhead fishing. Always camping out in the woods by himself too. I’m proud of him.
Ron LaCroix
Did my first mock of the 1st round yesterday – dang I love the draft!
Too Short™
hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women Too Short™ being ‘right’ is overrated, compared to employed
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
That’s nice he gets an opportunity to hide the bodies with no one watching.
Ron LaCroix
good for him. having hobbies is the key – whether its fishing, gardening, paint ball or whatever.
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
Ron LaCroix A hobby that keeps you ACTIVE is key.
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
Ron LaCroix He found walking down to the box to get the mail every day wasn’t enough to stave off adult onset diabetes.
Steelers07
Munkey Probably because you’ve never met him or hungout with him in person.
hawaiianhonky
Munkey honestly, some days he hates me and other days he loves me….without me he wouldn’t be where he is, i wonder if he knows that
Munkster
I have a fairly awesome boss. I don’t think I’ve had a bad boss since I was 16.
DGdub
My company VP is hilarious with his e-mails.. He loves using multiple punctuations.. He is a hugs fan of question marks.. What do you think??? Do you agree????
Brew_City
Ty Montgomery is confused as to why it’s snowing. Welcome to Wisconsin buddy
hawaiianhonky
The only people that hate me are the ones that have never met me (this doesn’t include fans of other football teams or people i’ve got in fights with)
hawaiianhonky
Brew_City better not let that shit get down here, i turned my sprinklers on yesterday
Ken Bone Thugs N’ Harmony aka MB3
hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women http://i.imgur.com/6XZzfSS.gif
hawaiianhonky
The People vs MB3 aka MB3 hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women but i love you?
Steelers07
HH said he has gotten into a fist fight with every roommate he’s ever had. I’m sure he’s a peach.
Ken Bone Thugs N’ Harmony aka MB3
hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women The People vs MB3 aka MB3 Awwww
hawaiianhonky
Steelers07 when i had roommates i was getting smashed every night….it was bound to happen
Ken Bone Thugs N’ Harmony aka MB3
DGdub LOL. We have an old sales guy who does that.
hawaiianhonky
Tribal Steez he had the lowest INT rate in the NFL….you won’t get to use this much
Steelers07
hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women lol only if you’re an ass. I got hammered every night in college, too, and didn’t get into any fist fights.
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
Do you also practice looking at vast tracts of empty stadium seats with a mixture of disgust, despair, and contempt?
hawaiianhonky
Steelers07 hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women well you’re a bitch
Steelers07
hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women No, I can just handle my liquor.
DGdub
Well, he’s a hunter/fisherman, who races snowmachines.. What do you expect???
Brew_City
Steelers07 hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women The only fights we ever got in were planned Halloween WWE matches
Brew_City
Steelers07 hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women we went thru several card tables and chairs
hawaiianhonky
Steelers07 hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women as can i, but inevitably there’s always that ONE time where someone crosses some sort of line
Steelers07
hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women No, man. lol just no.
Brew_City
hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women Steelers07 What do you do? Get hammered and start calling their mothers and GF’s trashy whores?
hawaiianhonky
the last roommate i had put a cigarette out on my chest…..if you think me punching him in the face for this is wrong then i don’t want to be right
Steelers07
Munkey “you fuckin used the blue shell on me even though we HAD A FUCKING TRUCE, ROBERT.”
Steelers07
hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women You hang with a bunch of winners.
hawaiianhonky
Brew_City hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women thought it would be funny? i have no fucking clue
Brew_City
hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women Brew_City where did you get your roommates? GED office?
hawaiianhonky
Brew_City hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women we were all aircraft mechanics so there weren’t the brightest individuals at times
Munkster
My Dad has this scar on his shoulder. He told me it was from a vaccine. I put a cigar out on my arm when I was 17. My scar looks exactly like his scar. I think he lied to me, and passed down some kind of genetic disposition for cigar/flesh related stupidity.
hawaiianhonky
Munkey i have a pretty nice “smiley face” scar from a lighter
Brew_City
Munkey One night we got super hammered and one of my friends convinced some of my other friends to take a coat hanger and shape it into the rugby team’s logo and brand his back
hawaiianhonky
The only thing i’ve smelt worse than crack smoke is the smell of someone getting branded
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hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women I’ve never smelled crack smoke. #winning
Brew_City
He flinched a couple times so it looked like a cascade of the word “ROOS” burned into his back
Brew_City
hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women Ya the guy who branded my friend threw up from it
hawaiianhonky
deleted_21429691_KZRider_ hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women imagine a mens locker room filled with sweaty balls…then multiply it by 100
Brew_City
hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women the rest of us were close
hawaiianhonky
deleted_21429691_KZRider_ hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women maybe it’s just me, but that smell is something i cannot tolerate
SlavicTribe
I’m relishing it. I’ve always said, I don’t look at it as a negative when you say the offense gets off the field quick. Whether it’s 3 and out, or score a touchdown-quick, it’s our job to go in and get that opposing offense off the field as quick as possible so that we can do the same thing again. So that’s how I’m looking at it. I’m not looking at it as getting tired, exhausted. I’ve never, in 1,000 years, ever heard of someone not wanting to be on the field. So it’s part of our philosophy, it’s Chip’s way and I’m all in
-Bowman
Munkster
I would like to watch a compilation of Honky’s fights. To understand how they happen.
hawaiianhonky
That dude who put the cigarette out on my chest actually was driving through Omaha last year and he and his wife stayed at my house, he’s still my friend to this day even though he lost a two teeth that night
Brew_City
That’s why I always laugh in movies where they ceremonially burn the body and are all just chillen there. That would smell so damn bad
Ken Bone Thugs N’ Harmony aka MB3
“Hey bro, can you put out your crack? I’m pretty hung over and it stinks.”
“What the fuck did you say to me you bald headed bitch?”
“I said YOU WANNA GO BRO?!”
“911 what’s your emergency?”-excerpt from Tuesdays with Honky
hawaiianhonky
Munkey i sat on top of him punching him in the face until my friends pulled me off
hawaiianhonky
The People vs MB3 aka MB3 if i asked someone to not smoke crack around me and they did i’d probably fight them
Steelers07
I’ve noticed that people who think fist-fighting their friends is ever a good idea almost invariably went to public school.
Steelers07
Brew_City I did for the majority of my schooling, too. I’m just sayin…
hawaiianhonky
Steelers07 cause private school kids are too busy getting away with rape
Steelers07
hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women Right, which is way less gay than fighting other males.
hawaiianhonky
Steelers07 hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women what if they rape a dude?
Steelers07
hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women still not gay if they dont make eye contact.
Munkster
Most of my friends in high school could be described as violent, and I think I only ever witnessed one non consensual fight among friends over a sixish or so year period.
Steelers07
i refuse to believe this isn’t some elaborate troll by Adu or DHC or someone. I simply cannot wrap my head around someone being that functionally retarded. But, then again, if someone has put this much time and effort (and now money) into this elaborate troll, then jesus christ that’s even more pathetic.
Brew_City
I accidentally chipped the tooth of one of the guys who lived on the floor below me in our house. His parents came and yelled at me I laughed a lot
hawaiianhonky
Brew_City this one dude tried to jump me and i broke his nose, his sister (she was in navy and he was living with her) came and yelled at my parents saying we had to pay his medical bills….they laughed at her hysterically
Munkster
My friend chipped/broke three of my teeth in World History class, but that was good natured and with no ill intent.
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Actual footage of Honky’s last fight
http://imgur.com/zV3JhI2hawaiianhonky
Brew_City his friend actually got a pretty good shot on me while i was tangled up with him, made the white of my eye red for while
Brew_City
hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women Brew_City This kid was the most awkward uncoordinated unathletic person I’ve ever been around. Just wanted to slap the shit outta him constantly
hawaiianhonky
deleted_21429691_KZRider_ yea, i can’t really put force into hitting my wife
Brew_City
Munkey One of my genius friends in HS headbutted me and chipped my tooth.
Munkster
Something semi like this happened to me. Except I wasn’t jumped, it was just a regular meet up.
Munkster
He didn’t break up fights so much as he just started slamming people.
DGdub
LMAO!! I worked at Safeway in HS.. Our HS security guard got busted shoplifting at my store
Village ɱȁˠȠεƦƉ
Our school SRO was a goody good morman who also happened to head the SWAT team in Boise, he also invented a better police holster that apparently made him a lot
hawaiianhonky
Our school security guards were also on the baseball coaching staff, needless to say i got away with more than others did
DGdub
The dude was a big black guy.. Got busted stealing shrimp.. Needless to say he was called Bubba Gump after that…
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
Dean of Discipline was JV football coach. Guess who never got in trouble.
Munkster
There was this basic fight in the school parking lot. I saw this black person just come out of nowhere and dive into it. I assumed it was one of the 4 black kids in our school, and I thought it was poor form to join a 1 on 1 fight so I ran up to kick them in the head and at the last moment I realized it was the school security guy. Managed to play it off before he noticed what I was doing and killed me.
Brew_City
hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women One time our D coordinator in HS form tackled like a 20 lb metal classroom chair
Munkster
i saw a look on a friend’s face while i was running up that was like “noooooo munkey, don’t dooo iiiitttt”
Brew_City
Munkey This one little hick kept calling this black kid who moved up to our school from Chicago a Nigger. so he the back kid dropped him and he had a seizure right there. Served him right
Munkster
I grew up in N. Idaho and never heard that word used toward another person until I was an adult.
Brew_City
Munkey sherrod. We all thought he would be awesome at sports and he was pure garbage. Funny kid tho. He played CB in our reserve games and would bark at the WR’s
Brew_City
Steelers07 one of my frosh football coaches got fired for that lol
Jive Lake Duck
I didn’t have school security in grade school. Haven’t been in a fight since 8 th grade
Munkster
I think I’m going to find a powder load that gives me good accuracy for my muzzle loader. So I’ll take a short walk up a random canyon, but nothing too involved.
Munkster
Not particularly, but I have one, and it’s been years since I’ve tried new load combinations.
Brew_City
Munkey Just seems like a lotta non-sense work for a greater chance to miss
Munkster
Haven’t fought since college. Only one fight in college. I realized I didn’t want to go to the hospital, send someone to the hospital, go to jail, or get shot. I think one of these things usually happens when adults actually fight.
Jive Lake Duck
Ferguson retired maybe this can open a door for clady to be traded
Brew_City
Munkey Yea there was maybe once or twice in college. THere’s no point to it
Munkster
“i feel disrespected, let’s incur medical bills and if we’re really lucky, maybe someone loses their vision”
Brew_City
Munkey “Are you looking at me hard? I don’t appreciate that let’s break someone’s jaw and go to court”
Munkster
having said all that, i think everyone can flip out if something happens like someone bothering your kid or disrespecting your wife … key is to hopefully have a long enough grace period that keeps you from acting on it
Ken Bone Thugs N’ Harmony aka MB3
BKOB – Property of NFCWFootballTrolls.com http://i.imgur.com/Ha0UmOg.gif
Brew_City
Munkey unfortunately girls cause a lot of it. Not intentionally but they’re a major cause of fights
Munkster
Once, while drunk, my wife (not married at the time) told 3 lumber jacks that were all over 6’4″ and 230 pounds to “go fuck yourselves you stupid assholes” … their big crime was walking by us on their way to their truck from a store. I was thinking “i guess i’m probably going to die tonight”
BKOB – FINISH THEM!!
Keal “we have got to do something with this MFA! He is all up in our shit and owning every mudderfucker on SKA! “Now he has these meme skills and we can’t take it anymore Keal!” Keal asks his Mods what should they do? 4905 raises his hand and says “we need to do something extremely drastic MFA had over 200 posts the other day and he was at work!” and OSS and Charlie the Unicorn agrees with 4905’s concern, But DHC says MFA is a dumb ass but he’s entertainment for us.” Keal tells DHC “i don’t give a shit! he has to go!” so Keal tells his Mods “I will put out a code red on MFA! ” His mods asked Keal “we know what Code Red means from the movie An Officer and A Gentlemen but what does it mean for MFA?” Keal says” we will ban this mudderfucker until he leaves SKA!” “We will keep banning him into oblivion!” “If he posts a meme twice we ban his troll ass!” “if he sneezes we ban him!” If he farts we ban his troll ass again!” Charlie says to Keal “but he will just continue to make new logins” Keal responds “I don’t give a fuck just like I don’t give a fuck about SKA!” “THE CODE RED HAS BEEN ISSUED BY ME! NOW GO OUT THERE AND LET’S GET THIS FUCKER!!”
OIeSagginSeahawk
BKOB – Property of NFCWFootballTrolls.com You gone full fuckin potato dude.
Ballon Knot
Get away
Just a few days
Sleep under the stars – Get Your mind right
~BKMunkster
They looked over at me and probably saw an expression of “let’s get this over with” and just laughed and kept going. thank god.
Brew_City
Sooo apparently it’s Michael Jackson day at the office. Free Willy song just blaring
ChrisKeal
Tribal Steez I’m not sure how he got that transcript, but it’s basically word for word accurate. Scary.
Ken Bone Thugs N’ Harmony aka MB3
Brew_City would be nice if it was also Bring Your Child to Work Day
SlavicTribe
now that MFA is gone….I guess BKOB is the lowest person here now
Munkster
Snow won’t free up in the high country of the Cascades for another 2 or 3 months. It’s going to get worse before it gets better.
ChrisKeal
Noshes just sent me an article about how shitty my website is. I’ll post it in a while.
BKOB – FINISH THEM!!
*Keal throws up a Hitler type sign of approval! General Keal and his “ban” of Army Mods. did they win? Maybe… only time will tell right Keal?
So in time SKA faithful I had to divorce Keal and his band of misfit Mods and build my own website called NFCWFOOTBALLTROLLS.COM.ChrisKeal
BKOB – Property of NFCWFootballTrolls.com He is officially off the rails.
Brew_City
ChrisKeal BKOB – Property of NFCWFootballTrolls.com you just realized that now?
Ken Bone Thugs N’ Harmony aka MB3
the best part of that post is finding out that the term Code Red from An Officer and a Gentleman
Brew_City
Ballon Knot I bet you could beat MFA’s mind with a night stick and he’d be as good as ever.
ChrisKeal
I went to FAP last night for some emotional support. They all laughed at me.
Munkster
Let’s try not to get sucked into a Lord of the Flies situation here.
ChrisKeal
Steelers07 ChrisKeal It’s actually pretty funny. He is just joking.
BKOB – FINISH THEM!!
There’s more, but I don’t want to give away the farm. If you haven’t visited NFCWFootballTrolls.com, you’re missimg out. It’s easily the funniest thing on the internet
Steelers07
if you call +46-771-SWEDEN, you will be connected with a random Swede and can converse about random topics. Sweden just started this initiative, and any Swede can sign up to be randomly called through an app.
ChrisKeal
Brew_City ChrisKeal I’m just kidding. I hung out with Jordy , Mosley and Gormley for a while.
hawaiianhonky
they are doing some autism awareness thing at work here and if you pay 20 bucks you can wear t shirt and tennis shoes for the month…..they shouldn’t have done that
Brew_City
deleted_21429691_KZRider_ trying to kill him with high fructose corn syrup eh?
Too Short™
deleted_21429691_KZRider_ He could get a 3 for 1, include bkob and noshoes
hawaiianhonky
i wore my unicorn shitting a rainbow as he blasts off into outspace shirt on right yesterday
deleted_21429691_KZRider_
Mike’s new article is pretty funny – http://www.nfcwfootballtrolls.com/nfcwft-articles.html
Brew_City
deleted_21429691_KZRider_ I don’t even wanna give him the satisfaction of clicking on it
ChrisKeal
Brew_City deleted_21429691_KZRider_ I’m gonna post it on here in a few minutes so…
Too Short™
Tell me you’ve never done this to someone…
https://twitter.com/ComedyBloke/status/574558270251233280BKOB – FINISH THEM!!
Jeez guys, I just wanted to post something to entertain you during the doldrums of the offseason.
Maybe you’d prefer Joe Schmoe’s Mock Draft 8.0Brew_City
ChrisKeal Brew_City deleted_21429691_KZRider_ good that saves me from ever having to see his site
Village ɱȁˠȠεƦƉ
Why can’t MFA Just learn to capitalize his I’s when they are by themselves? A former ASU grad and Navy seal would know that
Village ɱȁˠȠεƦƉ
BKOB – Property of NFCWFootballTrolls.com AKA: MY new website is boring as fuck so I am here instead
Too Short™
BKOB – Property of NFCWFootballTrolls.com Or maybe a video of you hanging yourself
hawaiianhonky
Live chat feed over there….what possibly could go wrong with that?
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
Ballon Knot I don’t see how it succeeds, since the entire population of potential members is already right here, and over half of us aren’t invited.
Too Short™
BKOB – Property of NFCWFootballTrolls.com the video would be awesome
Too Short™
hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women his rope is fraying and about to break
Munkster
This harsh language is only appropriate when I’m on a good natured poo flinging rampage.
Brew_City
hawaiianhonky the king of muscles and women Look at the Strife he’s causing Hawk Nation
hawaiianhonky
Zippy the Pinhead he wouldn’t have a commander if he was in basic…and if he got the commander i have no clue how he got out the dorms and to him
OIeSagginSeahawk
Zippy the Pinhead CNN didn’t say, but that’s where basic training is held.
hawaiianhonky
OIeSagginSeahawk Zippy the Pinhead there’s SO much more at lackland than just basic training
hawaiianhonky
BKOB – Property of NFCWFootballTrolls.com i’m coming for your stache
Munkster
After dominating everyone else, it was inevitable that we would turn on ourselves.
Ken Bone Thugs N’ Harmony aka MB3
oh man this is what awesomeness looks like
I
started with SKA at the very beginning of conception even during the
ESPN Sando days where you could like you own posts and let me tell you
Keal was in heaven there! Every single fucking post he would like it and
he would even let you know he was going to like his own post even
before actually he did! This would just drive me crazy fucking bananas!As
time went on with SKA I was able to let my wit and troll skills out
because on ESPN you couldn’t, so I was excited about the freedom on SKA.
Well as time went on I became this bad ass mudderfucker on SKA!
Developing my trolling techniques. It become obvious some on SKA took
offense and went to Keal the “GENERAL” of Spiked Koolaid. The Mods and
Keal got together and had their LITTLE pow wow.
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Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
First to call him “Pete Prickso”.