SPIKED KOOLAID
Yes we are two weeks away but this will give everyone time to submit their predictions for the regular season.
Think Dak has 5,000 yards, 45 TDs? Submit it!
Think the Eagles D has 25 INTs and 300 sacks? Submit it?
Think the Redskins can pull off a miracle and go back to back? Submit it!
Think the Giants……well nevermind.
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F.Y.M Don’t know anything about Kruger but if the Browns are releasing him he can’t exactly be top talent
Didn’t Alex Mack play for Cleveland?
He won’t be unemployed for long, but they really overpaid for him in FA. He’s had a couple nice sack years, but he is pretty inconsistent.
Samarco Blackford I was too lazy to go find something new and just grabbed one in the system already.
Sir Squatch Samarco Blackford Don’t explain yourself to that dick
penguinfarmer I’m still unsure why you aren’t providing me with Photoshopped pictures to use before I make a new post.
Or they didn’t re sign him. Just an example of Cleveland not retaining good talent
Samarco Blackford I think it’s the profile pic. I wanted to stab you in the face less when it was FonzLee.
Now there’s some constructive criticism. Perhaps I’ll change it today so I’m more likable.
F.Y.M Mack voided his own contract. Plus, I think he was just getting too expensive for someone who turned 30.
Wonder if the Skins take another shot with him or realize he’s not worth it
They are working out Cullen Jenkins. So it’s possible they bring him in too
F.Y.M But until I get someone other than Cooley, I won’t believe it.
I was asking because it’s Cooley.
Sir Squatch No chance. He’s not here because he can’t stay on the field. He’s not in NE because he can’t stay on the field.
Bill_In_FL Lichtensteiger is not looking good, Long isn’t much better of a replacement for him.
Squatch,
Here’s what 99L has become. Beaster & I should get some good rain out of this, I hope.
Sir Squatch Bill_In_FL
What happened to that guy they got from NE?
Bill_In_FL Yeah should get some rain, hopefully the warm waters and low shear don’t allow it to bomb out.
Sir Squatch Bill_In_FL That’s the other shoe I was expecting to see!
Looks like Robert Kelley has a legit shot at starting week 1.
Looks like Florio is whining a bit here. Man up Slapdick
https://twitter.com/ProFootballTalk https://twitter.com/ProFootballTalk/status/770241988826394624
Good luck if you cover Washington this year. They’re now handing every bit of news to their employee.
#InJayWeTrust Me. Keith Marshall is out 3 weeks. Jones is out for who knows how long and sux.
Sir Squatch Jones is expected to practice this week. STFU Squatch
Bill_In_FL Honestly I’m with Florio. Why the fuck is Chris Cooley breaking news
Ian Rapoport @RapSheet 10m10 minutes ago
Ian Rapoport Retweeted Chris Cooley
Yup. The #Skins were frustrated with Stork and this was the final chapter of the saga
#InJayWeTrust Maybe the deal to make him shut up about being able to still play?
Fiversons No Spin Zone I always loved Licht being our starting center
Not sure if I’m Canada but apparently we worked out Cullen Jenkins. And Pot Roast released. Get one of em, Scot
Sir Squatch You want Kedric Golston starting at NT? Again, STFU Squatch
#InJayWeTrust He’s not any worse than Jenkins or Roast. Stop wanting to pick up shitty players for no reason.
#InJayWeTrust Sir Squatch Well, Jenkins won’t be at nose. He would be at end.
#InJayWeTrust Sir Squatch Roast can’t even stay on the field for a play
#InJayWeTrust Injay — rest easy — you are not an entire country
Aso, Paul Kruger cut by Browns. Another guy Id take a look at
Florio always whines. It’s what he does. He’s a whiney little bitch.
Mytee32 Golston is invisible when he’s on the field anyways
Fiversons No Spin Zone
More of a LB I thought, but he does have some Pass Rush skills
#InJayWeTrust Mytee32 I did like how Pot Roast boosted our run defense last year. He really showed up. I’m just not about bringing back players that couldn’t hack it on other teams. And he couldn’t hack it because he was out of shape and can’t play. We don’t need that.
Fiversons No Spin Zone Pretty sure he’s on outside pass rusher
So a rich mans Trent Murphy… That will fix the defense for sure…
Sir Squatch Fiversons No Spin Zone He is. He’d be an OLB in Washington.
Second well known edge rusher they cut recently. Something’s up with him. One good year in Baltimore opposite Suggs and a few years later he’s cut.
Mytee32 He was in better shape this year than he was last. He was much more out of shape last year, and he’s still better than Golston. I don’t care if he was cut
LOL
https://twitter.com/AlbertBreer
https://twitter.com/AlbertBreer/status/770248244853149696
Albert Breer Retweeted Chris Cooley
Stork has gone from cut to traded to retired to unretired and traded to unretired and rights reverted … in 4 days.
Mytee32 He’s not a bad player. He’s just not the player they thought he would be when they overpaid him.
#InJayWeTrust Mytee32 He was cut in NE becasue he needed to be subbed out every other play in preseason.
Sir Squatch Bill_In_FL
Have to be waived/injured or a grievance will be filed I’m thinking
So now, officially, Stork joins the elite ranks of Eagles legend Frank Gore and Chargers legend Joey Bosa
#InJayWeTrust
Not the same. Gore committed to sign, then changed his mind at the last minute
penguinfarmer Bill_In_FL
Don’t know what the reason for the failed physical was. If it was for concussion related issues, then yes
#InJayWeTrust Bill_In_FL
Ah, Humor … it is a difficult concept — Lt Savik
#InJayWeTrust Lauvao at LG, Long at C, Licht and Arie as backup. What could possibly go wrong.
Sir Squatch #InJayWeTrust Would you rather LeRib be in? Thought so
#InJayWeTrust Not at all, simply pointing out the left center of the line is going to get destroyed agian
Sir Squatch Ok Squatch. I’ve learned not to even bother with your Sky is Falling 24/7 mentality
So…..Stork isn’t coming to DC afterall
Giants look like crap
#GlassRomo
Eagles cut Randle
Good weekend for the green birds!
Cowboys Suck
Morning Fellas
#InJayWeTrust Sorry that your “our line is perfectly fine” mentality contrasts with reality.
Sir Squatch No, you’re right, our line will be bad when everyone on it gets hurt. For a third time, STFU Squatch
#InJayWeTrust I didn’t say the line would be bad, I said the LG and C positions are going to be an issue, which they are.
An Interesting SETI Candidate in Hercules
”
The signal was received on May 15, 2015, 18:01:15.65 (sidereal time),
at a wavelength of 2.7 cm. The estimated amplitude of the signal is 750
mJy.
No one is claiming that this is the work of an extraterrestrial
civilization, but it is certainly worth further study. Working out the
strength of the signal, the researchers say that if it came from an
isotropic beacon, it would be of a power possible only for a Kardashev
Type II civilization. If it were a narrow beam signal focused on our
Solar System, it would be of a power available to a Kardashev Type I
civilization.”
“What we know of HD 164595 is that it is a star of 0.99 solar masses at a
distance of roughly 95 light years in the constellation Hercules, and
an estimated age of 6.3 billion years. Its metallicity is almost
identical to that of the Sun. A known planet in this system, HD 164595
b, is 0.05 Jupiter mass with a period of 40 days, considered to be a
warm Neptune on a circular orbit. There could, of course, be other
planets still undetected in this system.”
http://www.centauri-dreams.org/?p=36248
Matt Mosley 4.1 Not sure I can find 5 losses on their schedule
Beating the Giants were pretty much the highlights of the past 2 Eagles seasons unfortunately.
LOL, I like this
https://twitter.com/fishsports
https://twitter.com/fishsports/status/770253941464379393
How https://twitter.com/hashtag/Cowboys?src=hash Can Win w Prescott: ‘Dak To The Future’ https://t.co/Nh292Xfuv3
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Squarch was a good run blocking g when he was heathy last year… I’m ok with him there…
Fiversons No Spin Zone Agreed, Squarch is a good run blocking G
If Lauvao can stay healthy it might be okay, but we don’t have anyone at C that can run block or pass protect well enough IMO.
About Kaepernick and the anthem thing…..I applaud him for his motivation on sitting during the anthem. Listening to his interview with reporters, it’s about what he said. And he deserves credit for that
However, I wish that he would’ve found a different way to take a stand. Simply because too many people will ignore the “why” and only see the “what”
That is all
Mytee32 A grasp of how fucked up people can be when it comes to overspending.
Frenchie! penguinfarmer I have. And he shares a very narrow-minded view on issues such as politics, police and oppression.
I did… He made it out he sat because cops are on paid leave when their is an investigation for a shooting… To me is a complete moron…
I read down a bit and saw the discussion on the Skins’ OL. I have little faith our line will be good this year, and as a result, our running game as well. I haven’t seen anything change from last year, other than the return of Lavau, that will help the run game. Even with Sean’s return, I have my doubts about the run game.
At least I know Jenkins agrees with me
“(Kaepernick) disgracing the flag or whatever, being unpatriotic, (disrespecting) the troops, that’s what’s going to be talked about,’’ Jenkins said after the Eagles’ 33-23 preseason win over the Colts. “It’s not going to be the lives that have been lost across the country and the things that are being done to minorities all across this country. That’s what’s not going to be in the headlines. It’s going to be about him.’’
http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/sports/eagles/Jenkins-Talks-About-Kaepernicks-Anthem-Boycott.html
Running is for pussies. All the cool teams be throwing all the time.
Frenchie! So it’s going to be exactly what he wanted. Anyone talking about Kaep doing this to show support or take a stand is completely ignorant.
Fiversons No Spin Zone You’re picking out one comment though. And missed the point on what he meant by that comment
I don’t agree wth what he did, and I think he is an idiot.. Imo, Carmelo and the other nba players did it perfectly… He could have learned from them…
NE released Mr. Roast. I sure would like to see Mr. Roast back in the fold.
Fiversons No Spin Zone Like I said (and what Jenkins said): good on the reasoning, bad on the course of action taken.
I missed the point because he can’t articulate his point…
Frenchie! Fiversons No Spin Zone I think it’s the opposite. Look, I don’t take a nationalistic approach with the action. I personally thing it is his inalienable right to do as he wishes during the anthem. But his rhetoric is the same type of angry hyperbolic that is as much of a divisive problem as much as they think it is a solution.
But it went beyond that… He made invalid points or ones I don’t agree with aside from the point u are saying…
Fiversons No Spin Zone That’s cuz Kaepernick isn’t a road scholar. I got where he was going with that comment
Scot clearly told Stork to fail the physical cause he wanted that conditional 7th rounder back. Genius.
penguinfarmer That’s exactly it. I disagree with him using the anthem as his means.
And he sounds like a valley girl with a lisp when he talks…
Fiversons No Spin Zone He made a lot of valid points. I was surprised actually.
splooz The only roast I want to see is the pork roast my wife is cooking for dinner tonight.
Samarco Blackford Are you two finished circle-jerking each other yet?!?!
Fiversons No Spin Zone I think you are confusing H2O and Weech.
Fiversons No Spin Zone http://media.giphy.com/media/ToMjGpwNWT3C9VMORLW/giphy.gif
Cloister,
If what we saw on Saturday is how Doug is going to use Huff, then he can stay
I’m trying to reinforce positive stereotypes about black Americans while dispelling the negative ones… I do my part for the community…
Randel being released, likely means the End of his career. Had the talent but not the desire
Agreed. I’m fine with him as a 4th or 5th WR/gadget guy/KR. I’m more impressed with Dougie P’s ability to utilize players to their strengths than anything else. I forgot coaches were allowed to do that.
I wasn’t the one that started it, I just figured Clositer could finish it…
I liked it when Colun got fined by the league lastbyear against the Bears for using racial slurs.
Mytee32 Does this mean they will introduce Nightwing? Because I will see it if so.
I’m not saying he’ll make the most of those chances, but other teams will bring him in for a look.
Do you think PT makes the 53 or do you think they’ll look to bring in a WR cut from another team?
Samarco Blackford Unless that WR cut from another team is one worth having, I think Turner makes it. I highly doubt he can be hidden on the PS
Doesn’t really make sense to me that DC created an entire universe for Arrow/Flash on TV then doesn’t use it for the movies.
Anthemgate is taking over. I wonder what reigning division champion coach Jay thinks about such matters.
https://www.google.com/amp/www.nydailynews.com/amp/sports/football/ex-49er-kaepernick-anthem-sitdown-f-ing-respect-article-1.2769812
I wonder if some of his teammates fee the same way…
Fiversons No Spin Zone I want to watch the insanity that happens when he gets cut though
Frenchie! penguinfarmer Agholor has one more catch than Cruz this preseason.
Sir Squatch Hard not to. He lost out on starting to Blaine Gabbert. No one will cite that should Kaepernick get cut. They’ll point to Anthermgate
Fiversons No Spin Zone Apparently they had a players-only meeting about it. I don’t expect any teammates to join him.
Fiversons No Spin Zone I’m sure there are. I’m sure there are also some that agree with Kaep. OT, with all due respect to the armed forces, why is any conceived insult of the flag diverted straight to the military?
penguinfarmer Fiversons No Spin Zone No clue. But a lot of backlash Kaepernick has received has been about the action disrespecting the military
penguinfarmer Fiversons No Spin Zone “I do think that the talk has been more about me, more about I know a lot of people’s initial reactions thought it was bashing the military, which it wasn’t,” Kaepernick said. “That wasn’t my intention at all. I think now that we have those things cleared up, we can get to the root of what I was saying and really address those issues.”
penguinfarmer Fiversons No Spin Zone Because the flag represents American ideals that have had multiple wars fought over. He’s protesting the very symbol that gives him the right to protest.
penguinfarmer Because that’s what the symbology of the flag currently stands for.
I dunno, I don’t care if he sits or stands for the anthem or not. I just think he’s a dumbass who is doing this for PR reasons and nothing more. Anyone who is actually out there fighting for equal rights/over reach of the police should be shaming the shit out of him, not defending him.
It’s the country and who protects it… That’s hoe many people see it…
Sir Squatch penguinfarmer Exactly. He was such a SJW last year when he was getting fined for yelling the N word at Bears.
Sir Squatch penguinfarmer It’s fine for him to feel the need to desire change. Just don’t think using the anthem as means was smart.
Frenchie! He sure didn’t seem to care a month ago, but suddenly started tweeting a bunch of shit and now this? Sorry, but I don’t believe it.
Not sure this is true Squatch. I think he’s been tweeting bout cops and trump for a bit and he’s a pretty different cat anyways…see TrannyGate.
Sir Squatch penguinfarmer Semiotics change. I tend to think it would be more altruistic that the flag be more encompassing in its representation.
Many people aren’t taking Black Lives Matter seriously when blacks continue to gun each other down in huge numbers. That’s what needs to be straightened out first. I guarantee you that once neighborhoods are made safer, the dominos will fall in other aspects of oppression.
I think the problem isn’t oppression though…it’s capitalism. People of all races are oppressed by the rich in order to further their interests and consolidate power. This is the natural progression of capitalism.
Frenchie! penguinfarmer Fiversons No Spin Zone In his defense, I think that’s bullshit. He’s upset with the state of civilians in his national country. That’s where the backlash should be focused, not stretching to the military which has become the de facto deflection.
Of course not. That’s what the entire Cowboys nation is praying for.
splooz 2 months. He started posting about this stuff 2 months ago. Look at his timeline, before that he wasn’t.
Fiversons No Spin Zone The entire Cowboy community is over Romo. He’s too inconsistent with health and they’ve all fallen over themselves for Dak. They are all ready to move on and I don’t believe the front office realized it until this preseason.
penguinfarmer The criticism on Kaepernick has been centered on military for the most part. Even his ex-teammate did as much
http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/17411286/alex-boone-minnesota-vikings-calls-ex-teammate-colin-kaepernick-decision-sit-national-anthem-shameful
penguinfarmer “You should have some f—ing respect for people who served, especially people that lost their life to protect our freedom,” said Boone, whose brother J.J. served with the Marines in Iraq.
Well for me, it’s hard to take seriously the fears people have of being pulled over by police when it’s 100 times more dangerous to just walk down the street or play in your house for fear of stray bullets.
I like Dak. I feel bad for Dak. Too much pressure and he’s likely not ready.
If Dak ends up doing what Brady did(which is the only reason Stephen would do it) I doubt any Cow fan will be mad. Besides he was asked a hypothetical question.
splooz The problem is multidimensional, and trying to pinpoint one culprit just adds more shit to the debate than it honing in on solutions.
He’s going to get a rude awakening just like Spurrier did come week 1.
Then say what every other person says, I don’t answer hypothetical questions…
Agreed but there is no actual agreement or social contract with others in the hood saying they won’t kill you and are being paid to protect you like there is with law enforcement. That’s likely why these deaths seem to be generating more rage.
I agree that it’s very hard to take black people complaining about violence from anyone seriously when it appears to be so ingrained within the current black culture from a music to a movie to a real life standpoint.
What is it, $17-19M in dead money next year if hes not on the team?
They can move on after this year I think Lupo as long as he’s a post June 1 he’ll only (LOL) cost $14ish M on the 2017 books then $5m on the 2018.
Not to me. It’s easy to point to the police as the big problem. But that’s just silly and lazy. Police brutality is a big problem but it’s just a symptom. We need to step back and be honest and diagnose the cancer that’s producing these symptoms.
Well they were planning on him being inactive this season so it’s really no big loss.
They can eat the Romo contract because they’d pay so little for Dak.
They can but then they lose the benefit of the rookie deal being so nice on the cap with all the dead money. It’s a tough situation.
he had 2 ribs broken.. 1 healed, the other didn’t… don’t put that Romo stink on him!!
More likely to happen: Kaepernick standing for the Anthem OR Dak leading the Cowboys to a .500 mark (or better) sans Romo?
If they do move on. I’d rather they take the hit in 2017 freeing up 18 and 19.
Frenchie! Who cares if he stands for the Anthem while sitting at home on his couch?
Agreed FUWS. Just will stink for them having to watch that chunk of change sit idle next 2 years.
Frenchie! All day everyday, but I think Dak is going to better than any of us non-Cowboys fans are hoping for.
Assuming the projection for Dallas wins with Romo was between 7 and 10 wins…what is the new projection with Dak?
I say 5-8 wins.
i’ll say this…he did make Jalen Mills his bitch on one play in his career at MSU
Sir Squatch I don’t. I think he’ll be average. It’s not like Dak is some new breed of QB no one has ever seen before
Nah. If they do it before June Its only 17 they take a hit. No dead money in 18. After June 1 it’s split. I rather them save 5 mil while freeing up 18 and 19. They have a few contracts they can restructure on good players(Smith Frederick Dez etc..) if they need cap space to sign other players and such.
I read over the weekend that Dallas will need restructures next year to get under the cap
Yes, I would imagine the vast majority of his snaps will be from the slot again this season.
Samarco Blackford Most prodcutive he’s ever been at work. Or constantly stonned out of his head.
I don’t think so FUWS. They take a smaller portion of the hit in 2017 for the balance being paid in 2018. That bonus has to be accounted for somewhere. It doesn’t just disappear based on the timing of the cut.
BTW Penguin. toasted almond Good Humor bar is a solid 3rd for me behind chocolate and strawberry
I think 5-8 is a good prediction right now until we see how Dak will do.
Frenchie! Sir Squatch He’ll either be Russell Wilson rookie phenom or something worse
Honestly Dallas should be wanting a top 3 pick this year. There will be top QB prospects as well as a great 4-3 DE prospect from TAMU.
splooz Kinda curious to see if they develop Dak or scrap it for a new guy.
In that case they’re only $18m over and can free up $10m by simply cutting Romo at the cost of $14m in space. They really need a brutal 1-2 years of cap cutting measures.
Sir Squatch Not sure why Agholor isn’t playing. Yes his spot on the roster isn’t in question. But he needs the reps. He’s got to breakup with the dropsies.
splooz More likely they are closer to 7 over, and I believe they are rolling over 5ish from this year.
He’s projected there but Garrett (The DE) is considered a Doodoo caliber talent at DE.
Myles Garrett (the kid out of aTm) needs to prove he can compete against the run this year, IMO. He’s a great pass rusher and will likely get drafted high because of that but he gets thrown around in the run game.
Don’t forget Morris. I doubt Zeke gets 400 carries
Samarco Blackford I apparently missed quite a bit in the NFL world.
Sir Squatch Dongtavious Steelwang I didn’t even realize you guys got Stork. Had no idea what InJay was talking about.
Samarco Blackford Thanks man, sure did. Needed the break.
Dongtavious Steelwang Well we didn’t actually get him. But you know, preseason play hype+injured Romo+Giants imploding. Same ol same ol.
Sir Squatch Dongtavious Steelwang Fucking Romo. That guy catches all the breaks.
Yeah, I did too. Came back feeling a lot more calm and just in time for Justin to perma-rage-quit.
Dongtavious Steelwang Sir Squatch To be fair, we rarely have an idea what InJay is talking about.
Samarco Blackford Well, hope he comes back. The exodus is slow but sure.
Sir Squatch So was it a traverse process fracture or was it an actual break in his spine?
Dongtavious Steelwang His first killing of many to come as a new black ops memeber
Sir Squatch They really need to catch that sniper that took out Deon Grant already.
Sir Squatch Dongtavious Steelwang Oh fuck me I almost forgot about that very strange day.
I hope he does too, but it doesn’t look likely. People need to take this place less seriously honestly. And if you can’t stand certain people, just ignore them. It’s not all that hard.
penguinfarmer Dongtavious Steelwang Sir Squatch I bring great shame to my household.
This all smells like rushing him back too quickly all over again
Samarco Blackford While true, some people just can’t let shit go around here either…
Jordan Matthews (knee) returned to practice Monday.Matthews will likely be limited in his return, but it is a great sign for his Week 1 availability. With nobody stepping up while he was sidelined, Matthews will enter the season as the clear No. 1 receiver.
Samarco Blackford LOL I think it’s hard for us to all be immune completely. This place is not the best to go to if you’re already having a bad day.
I finally get to watch the skins bills game this afternoon… I’m pretty happy about that…
Fiversons No Spin Zone It’s weird how they only played the second quarter, great game!
Mytee32 Nothing like feeling good about your job security like watching the rest of your teammates try and replace you.
No thanks to the network, I saw all the previews of our shitty plays, but none of the good ones…
Dongtavious Steelwang Mytee32 If no one is trying to replace you, you have a shitty job.
Fiversons No Spin Zone There’s plenty of good ones. First quarter wasnt’ that bad, just a bunch of mistakes.
Mytee32 Fiversons No Spin Zone Heard Kirk played worse than the stat line showed, but that BUF front 7 don’t mess around.
He started slow then he carved them up with 3 TDs in the 2nd quarter. Refs helped us a bit IMO.
Dongtavious Steelwang Mytee32 Fiversons No Spin Zone You heard wrong. Kirk played strong. He was let down by Ross on the comeback for the int. His receivers also combined to give him 4 other drops.
Take those 5 throws out and he was outstanding.
Dongtavious Steelwang He started out shaky, I don’t let Kirk off the hook like Mytee for the INT, it was a stupid decision to throw that pass. He made up for it though and got into a grove. Tackling was horrible though, really disappointed in that aspect of the D.
I wonder how long it will be before we no longer see those calls as ridiculous but the norm? I mean they were bad calls IMO but the NFL is protecting the QB at all costs apparently and we’ve seen these calls go against us long enough where we should expect them both ways.
Sir Squatch Dongtavious Steelwang Ah, yikes. I mean, as long as Kirk can avoid the mental quicksand like you were talking about, he should make a leap forward. But it’s easier said than done. Good that he rebounded from the INT though.
Yeah but that was a pretty unlucky bounce on the INT though Squatch. Shit fell right into a defender on his back’s breadbasket.
Now that we have a QB, maybe the refs look out for him some. I won’t mind.
Dongtavious Steelwang That’s been my biggest concern that I saw in year 1 and 2, he’d make a mistake and it would overwhelm him. He seemed to overcome that last year and hopefully that will continue.
splooz Don’t try and stop Squatch from finding every reason to complain about the team
Splooz, after this season Romo’s remaining pro rated bonus money is 19.6 mil. If they cut him before June 1st, as with any player, all the prorated bonus money left becomes dead money that hits the cap that season
After June 1st is when it splits.
http://overthecap.com/player/tony-romo/145/
Dongtavious Steelwang Sir Squatch Receiver didnt’ win the comeback route, the corner did. Kirk threw an opportunity ball to his receiver and the receiver was beat, the ball bounced up and landed in the CBs lap.
I hear you on not even throwing it as it seemed late when he came back to the comeback but apparently that’s how it’s drawn up. Once Kirk came off him and then cycled through reeds and went back to it, it was supposed to be a comeback. Ross just got beat.
Sir Squatch don’t apologize. I threw shade and you threw it back. This is the game.
F.Y.M There’s no way they’re keeping him next year….right?
Sir Squatch Dongtavious Steelwang He came back with 3 tds after that INT. I’d say he’s moved on.
Mytee32 I don’t like how he seems to be double hitching it so much lately though, that’s why I think the CB was able to get the inside of Ross, Kirk just holding onto it took long instead of making the decision and throwing it. Was something that was mentioned in camp was how he would double and triple hitch it constantly.
Dongtavious Steelwang Depends on how Dak does in real game I would assume.
If InJay can pull of the self BJ miracle he will be nominated head of Tripod.
Dongtavious Steelwang F.Y.M what are you talking about. He’s practicing in 3 weeks. Everything’s fine.
Depends on what happens this year with Dak. And if he comes back or not. I hope they don’t rush him back, and he gives serious consideration about coming back. I don’t want to see the guy paralyzed. Which is a possibility this time.
Eagles vs. Colts: What Did We Learn?
http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/sports/eagles/391538731.html
F.Y.M Like, he has to be seriously considering retirement at this point, or the team is seriously considering him letting him go. He’s snakebit with these injuries the past few years. Can’t take away from the guy’s toughness but I also don’t want to see him die on the field.
Right. So if they cut him:
Pre June 1 – $19ish M in 2017
Post June 1 – $14ish M in 2017 and $5ish M in 2018
Everyone needs to be extra nice to Weech this afternoon. Pretty big loss to get past.
I did draft the Eagles defense with the flurry this weekend in my drafts since they open against IIIsus.
Hmm
Pro Football Rumors @pfrumors 6m6 minutes ago
Lions To Release Geoff Schwartz
Mytee32 I thought about drafting them. I ended up getting Minnesota.
Samarco Blackford Bottom-of-the-pot beef stew? Where everything settled in together and all the flavors combine?
I have no problem with leftover stews. But leftover fried food? Triad please.
HailBandG This is probably what you meant, but this makes the least amount of sense to us all.
splooz I was more referring to your love of the BEOUF
@ Sploozy
I’ve got leftover wings for lunch today…
Wait…Juan Gabriel lives in Santa Barbara? Are we sure we will ever see Weech again?
F.Y.M With. I said chili. If you want beef stew go talk to Cloister
Sir Squatch Frenchie! They know they’re getting a good Thanksgiving game out of him at least
“A flamboyant performer, Juan Gabriel, whose real name was Alberto Aguilera Valadez, liked to wear jackets covered in sequins or dress in shiny silk outfits in hot pink, turquoise blue or canary yellow, and he was known for tossing his head before dancing or jumping around the stage”…..it’s a possibility
If he wants to send me some of his chili, I will gladly give you an answer.
The Eagles will receive the Broncos’ seventh-round pick if Sanchez makes Denver’s roster.
It will become a sixth-round pick if Sanchez starts at least four games. The sixth-round pick requires further explanation. The Broncos had previously traded their 2017 sixth-round pick as part of a package to acquire tight end Vernon Davis. They do, however, own the Titans’ sixth-round pick in 2017, which the Eagles would receive instead in that scenario.
If Sanchez does not make the team, the Eagles don’t get squadoosh.
Redskins rookie RB Keith Marshall (elbow) is expected to miss at least three weeks.Marshall suffered a nasty looking elbow injury in the third preseason game, but the team says it is just a sprain. The timetable is “at least” because CSN Washington’s Chick Hernandez reports he will be “re-evaluated” after three weeks. It is certainly possible the injury-crossed back misses more time. With Matt Jones (shoulder) questionable for Week 1, undrafted rookie Rob Kelley could open the season in the starting lineup.
I consider Buttfumble a GREAT thanksgiving performance, thank you.
He’s been in a 3-4 with Baltimore and Cleveland for a long time but it would be worth a shot.
Theismann just said on radio he would put Dak in the company of Goff, Wentz and Lynch…
He also said he didn’t like what Colin Kaepernick did…
Sir Squatch F.Y.M For the right price, honestly wouldn’t be bad. He was just really overpaid.
Later, he may have some lunch at the restaurant that bears his name
Haven’t heard anything Lupo. I think they might have interest in Austin Davis though.
it makes less sense now that I remembered he is suspended for the first 4 weeks….still though, how is he still unemployed?
Samarco Blackford Out of shape, unable to stay on the Bills roster despite how much he did last year….he must really have some big fucking problems.
Pretty good read on Clinton Foundation if you’re into reading about foundations
http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/close-the-clinton-foundation-1785885325
honeybadger23 He’s really hard to listen to on the preseason broadcasts
Samarco Blackford Or: they don’t want to sign him and save some $$ by signing him when the regular season kicks off.
Yeah, I bet he gets signed around week 2 or 3 by somebody. He’s too talented and too young not to.
Lupo “Please be Russell Wilson, please be Russell Wilson, please be Russell Wilson…”
I think we need to wait 3 years. Lol.
it’s just funny to me that anyone can make that type of statement at this point… he got that much better from draft time until now? the whole league just missed on the guy? come on
Lupo Talking heads gotta be right somehow, they’re just throwing darts like the rest of us.
At least with Russell people overlooked him because of his size – he had all the tools otherwise.
Samarco Blackford Distant cousins with Keith Brookings
I’d like the Eagles to get a pick out of it obviously, but the fact that they were able to trade him and save $4.5M is still ok with me no matter what happens.
Mytee32 I would mute the TV and put on CC before listening to Cooley announce
RG3 was the gift that kept on giving for the rest of us too.
Paul Kruger would be perfect for the Skins depth but I don’t think we pay his asking price. Rats.
Especially the Eagles Defense in fantasy week 1.
I’m thinking 6 sacks minimum.
splooz He was getting paid $8M a year, how much of a paycut is he taking?
He was being paid over $6m this year so I would assume he’s going to get a decent little offer.
I don’t understand how Armstead was overlooked as a prospect. He stepped in perfectly once the Saints put him in
Exactly. I don’t think he gets a big deal but some team will likely offer him more and more PT than the Skins will.
Just saying that if we get the chance I think we should get him but I doubt we do.
https://twitter.com/SigmundBloom/status/770282440384393217
Cravens still Sux though
It’s still need. Helps teams not get manageable 2nd and third downs
Tire148 Good 3-4 NTs are rare, its why the scheme isn’t run well often. Not as much of a point without that kind of guy anchoring things down.
Dongtavious Steelwang Mytee32 https://twitter.com/BenAffleck/status/770259217940746245
Mytee32 Dongtavious Steelwang I tried, fucking computer is slow as shit. Reminds me of the Arkham Origins version.
What good 3-4 teams have a good NT these days? I can only think of Wilfork in Houston but that D is way more than just him.
splooz I mean, no denying that the middle of the line needs bigtime help on rushing downs
When the Eagles had Logan and the LBs going their yards per play was awesome. It just sucked when it was 3rd and ten and teams remembered the Eagles coverage was awful
splooz Not many – but one of the foundations of the scheme is having that guy who can eat up two blockers regularly to open up opportunities for the OLBs.
I agree but just wondering who these good NTs really are that we’re missing. I can’t think of any.
splooz The NT is the one who is supposed to be engaging in 2-on-1s regularly however.
Hey I’m all for bringing back Mr. Roast…just saying I think ILBs are pretty key to run stopping in 3-4 too.
Not having Billy Davis just for passing plays alone will do wonders for the team
Samarco Blackford I have this odd feeling you posted this more for the picture than Dr Chao
splooz Which is fair. It’s just without a solid NT, your scheme is never going to reach its full potential. There’s a difference between having good guys to stop them at the second level vs. stoning them at the line.
Tire148 I feel a little bad for Davis because our offense was so bad that our D never got any rest, but he also just made stupid playcalling decisions.
I seriously wanted to injure Davis the past two seasons. He was that bad at his job.
HailBandG Nah Chao can eat a dick, he sucked at his job
I feel bad for our offense because Davis would give 11 yard cushions on 3rd and ten to keep the defense in the field. I really was excited to see the bad offense out there again
splooz It does help having PP, Badger, and Deone Buchanan too.
I dropped Agholor from my fantasy team. That can only help him this season.
Well it appears the Skins are trying a similar tactic with Norman, Cravens, Kerrigan, Preston, Baker etc.
A Chip “high character guy” accused of rape and unable to catch the ball.
Thanks Chip!
I had Romo as a backup In fantasy. Luckily Cousins was still available
I was a huge advocate of drafting Agholor. He’s making me look pretty bad right now and I take pride in my armchair scouting.
In fairness, you can still stand on a chair and say “I was RIGHT!” about Marcus Peters.
Dang Skippy! I think my man crush for Ronnie Stanley last draft will prove to be accurate.
And the 13th ranked QB in standard scoring leagues was available? Are all the players Giants fans?
Samarco Blackford It’s crazy how quickly Tunsil’s stock dropped. I thought he was for sure the #1 guy.
No. But 3 people had the worst drafts I’ve ever seen. Must’ve been drunk
He always seemed like a project to me. A lot of athletic ability, but never proven to be an elite pass protector. He’ll probably wind up at RT eventually.
True. I feel like it’s still necessary. Lucks OLine still sucks, worries me
Most people do though. Especially considering Brady was likely drafted but can’t play for a few weeks though.
depends on your starter.. the waiver wire is adequate for a bye week fill in of you have a stud
TmacInBrooklyn Their “best OL” just tore his ACL. Probably not a good sign considering how much of a beating he took last year.
Samarco Blackford Another project OL that didn’t pan out yet. As much as we say it’s a safe pick to make, there are always going to be failures there too. Eric Fisher, Joeckel come to mind too.
splooz “Justin Sammut is gone and left us.”
“Sustin Jammut lives.”
Yup. I think Tunsil will be a good player, but he just doesn’t look like a LT to me.
yup that’s him.. been a disappointment so far.. but give fisher and Sneed more years!!
Anthony Weiner is the gift that keeps giving
http://theslot.jezebel.com/huma-abedin-is-finally-dropping-the-weiner-1785893704
Mosley do you send Justin screenshots of what is being said here?
#InJayWeTrust Slut’s just making the rounds on the NFC East teams
At what time is the Skins Press Conference to introduce Stork?
https://www.google.com/amp/amp.usatoday.com/story/89535838/
Wiener sent out sex pics of himself with his 4 year old son in the background…
What a sick fuck…
Lupo Not yet…he hasn’t been signed by the Cowboys yet
I didn’t hear the part where is 4 year old son was in the background…
Fiversons No Spin Zone “Here is my son (banana added for scale)”
Samarco Blackford “I’ve already seen what happened to one man who tried to put the team on his back, I won’t have it happen to me.”
1st team scrimmages have got to be boring as shit for the Dallas OL.
Mytee32 I don’t think there’s a greater discrepancy between line talent on a team.
Dongtavious Steelwang Mytee32 The best and the worst? Hard to argue.
My buddy does a league every year, its a ppr keeper league, but he generally makes 1 or 2 changes each season, this year it’s having 2 qbs. I had brees as my keeper, and took Dak with my 2nd to last pick.
And I’m okay with bringing back pot roast if to at least serve on goalline and short yardage.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze 2 QBs is a huge change. It’s also hilarious when I see a QB/WR/RB/TE flex. Who isn’t going to take a QB at that spot?
Sir Squatch Oh man Bio was salty AF when the Ray Rice for RG3 trade got rejected in the Graz league.
I was in the Graz league. That’s pretty fun that he played with us.
Lupo We had it in the league that had Graziano in it.
Dongtavious Steelwang Mytee32 I have blutoothe headphones and they are so much better. Just have to charge them.
Apple Watch 2: This Time It’s Personal Even Though It Still Sucks And Is For Douches
I had a 4s for years and am now using a Samsung.
IPhone > samsung
I was more referring to the people that need to get the new iPhone every year, not anybody who owns an iPhone. But of course you’re going to like the iPhone better if you had it for years before switching. If it was reversed, you’d probably say the samsung was better.
Anybody watch The Get Down? I could have done without the NAS stuff but liked it overall
Sir Squatch I’ve been meaning to, heard it’s kind of all over the place but it has good moments.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze I just got the Samsung Galaxy S7, and I’m happy with it. I really debated between that and the iPhone 6s, which my daughter has. I honestly think I would be happy with both. My daughter is firmly established as an Apple snob. Apple is smart sending outdated equipment to the school systems. Apple is all my daughter has used in school.
Dongtavious Steelwang They definitely try to cover a lot, but I think it tied everything together well.
#InJayWeTrust What”s wrong with you people? That’s good humor right there!
Yea, I’m not the type who needs the new version of anything as long as what I currently have still works. But no I was hoping the Samsung would be better, and it’s not.
Samarco Blackford Yeah I don’t get the obsessive need to upgrade iPhones and iPads just because they’re out. Generally the phone is good for a couple of generations. What’s lame is that Apple intentionally slows down the older phones with updated iOses in order to get people to upgrade faster.
It’s not like one of them cooks your dinner for you. They all do primarily the same shit. You just get used to one over the other. I don’t really care that I can’t put a fake mustache and glasses on a picture of my cat.
I kind of despise Apple and would never buy anything for myself that is Apple. My daughter “needed” the iPhone so I caved. Still refuse to buy her a mac though. I draw the line there.
Samarco Blackford Yeah, the trick with these is that they try to get you trapped in an ecosystem so you stay there for life – so you don’t have to rebuy an app or redownload something or whatnot.
Samarco Blackford Macs are good….but not for the goddamn insane price point.
Exactly. They make nice things, but they aren’t necessary and not worth the extra money imo.
He has to be gone. No point in wasting that cap space for a shitty backup.
Samarco Blackford It’s funny that their computers are getting so thin it’s actually slowing them down.
http://www.businessinsider.com/the-new-macbook-processor-is-slower-than-the-2011-macbook-air-2015-4
as much as I love hip hop, I’m not the biggest Nas fan… he’s not in my Top 5… it was a nice reference though
Fives doesn’t have Netflix, he has Whiteflix
http://www.phillyvoice.com/doug-pederson-master-obvious-using-his-skill-players-correctly/
To be clear, I don’t want to be showering Doug Pederson with gold stars for using his skill players they way they should be used, but let’s go ahead and give him a hearty golf clap.
Seems like an odd team to have interest in Williams considering their feature back is also suspended for the beginning of the season.
Apparently I joined a 12 team league on ESPN when I thought I was doing a mock draft. Doesn’t look like I can delete the team either.
also: Ronnie Stanley, left tackle, Baltimore. Three games, three starts, 81 snaps (51 in pass protection) and only a single quarterback-hurry allowed. He’s also not been penalized and blocked pretty well in the running game.
If he gets traded, I wonder what happens to the trade the Eagles did. Guess it gets killed.
I don’t know the man but you are welcome to try.
The Giants have had the worst health in the league for three straight years, according to Football Outsiders’ Adjusted Games Lost metric, which measures starters and important situational players based on how they are listed on each week’s injury report.
Lupo Maybe they’ll stop using leeches with Coughlin gone
I think this is rather important. Skins and NYG have been shelled by injuries the past 3-4 years.
splooz Giants training staff has to be complete shit. Obscene amount of injuries the past few years, same with the Cowboys.
Dallas has had really few injuries comparatively. They just had them to a few critical players in 2015. Their 2014 team was as healthy as any I can remember.
and the vaunted Dallas OL has had everyone together the last few seasons…. injury luck is so random
Skins OL finished 2015 with 2/5 starters healthy. NY finished with 1 or 2 starters healthy. It’s insane how healthy Dallas OL has been.
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#InJayWeTrust Oh good, a 4th QB to bring on the roster
Splooz is getting ready to write an Al Jazeera article…
Gruesome injuries this week of PS with Connor Shaw and Brendan Oliver.
I just think Dallas has been extremely lucky with injuries and their 2015 excuses are pretty bullshit compared to other teams.
splooz The Shaw hit was just dirty. Ball was thrown and the DT decided to make an excessive tackle.
2nd favorite college QB ever after Major Harris and right before Chris Smelley
Sir Squatch Dongtavious Steelwang That’s what happens when you poke him without consent
Dongtavious Steelwang He’s been spending too much time with Fivers, turning into a Serial Liker
They must duel to the death on top of an abandoned power station. There can be only one!
Lol. Of course you do. Dallas injuries were significant last year. Due to lack of depth behind them. But it doesn’t take away how important those injuries were. They weren’t prepared to handle Romo and Dez ‘s loss.
Oh Dallas….
Pro Football Talk reports the Broncos are attempting to trade Mark Sanchez.This is standard procedure before a team cuts a player who could have value on the trade market. Considering they sent a conditional pick to the Eagles to land Sanchez, the Broncos likely need to get a better pick in return to make the deal profitable. It is unlikely they will, meaning Sanchez should be cut in the near future.
This doesn’t make a lot of sense. If they trade Sanchez, they no longer have to give the Eagles a pick right?
Dallas lost 4 starters last year (Romo, Lee, Dez, Sandwich…and both Lee and Dez just shut it down cause the season was lost) I can think of. NY and the Skins lost 3 OL starters each not counting the rest of the team.
It appears that they would…hence them wanting a better return than they have to give Philly.
The terms of the deal say he has to make Denver’s roster so I don’t know if that is accurate.
“A return to the Redskins doesn’t appear to be in the cards, with a team source telling ESPN’s Britt McHenry that there isn’t much interest in Knighton at this time.”
Sorry, Injay.
Samarco Blackford Unless the terms somehow count a trade as making the roster?
I haven’t said it yet, but I’m glad Randle got cut.
Jay wanted him, I was ok either way, mytee hated the idea…
Where do u stand monz?
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze Of course you are, fucking racist!
Maybe being traded counts? I honestly don’t know where actual trade terms are documented and bet lawyers are needed to actually understand them.
Fiversons No Spin Zone We’ve already ridden that horse. Put him out to pasture.
Sir Squatch Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze “God even the Eagles didn’t want him? How bad is this guy?!”
Sir Squatch Dongtavious Steelwang “He’ll be the #2 guy Dez always needed”
I enjoyed making fun of him too much when he was on the Giants.
Yes. The Skins and Giants were better prepared to deal with their losses…well the Skins were. It still doesn’t change the narrative. Dallas’ injuries were significant. They did matter as evidenced by their record. Had those guys been healthy, especially Romo and Dez. They would have had a better season.
https://twitter.com/dallascowboys/status/770315003505278976
The fugazi cow fan homerism has spread to their players.
Samarco Blackford Why do they choose to make certain words bigger for no good reason?
Am I supposed to bet against him playing better or being back sooner?
https://twitter.com/Tim_McManus/status/770315687239753728
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This is a quick way to not make the 53
“Just wait until Dez gets back” – choy circa week 3, 2015
“Just wait until Romo gets back.” – choy, once Dez was fully back, 2015
“Just wait until next year.” – choy with cucumber in his anus
Sir Squatch Speaking to ESPN on Monday, Tavarres said he almost sat during the pregame ceremony at the http://www.espn.com/nfl/team/_/name/ind/indianapolis-colts over the weekend, and he plans to follow through when the Eagles host the http://www.espn.com/nfl/team/_/name/nyj/new-york-jets in their preseason finale Thursday night.
“Oh, I thought about it. Believe me, I definitely thought about it,” Tavarres said of sitting Saturday night. “And usually I’m front and center on the line with the rest of the guys, and that’s since pre-K all the way up. Saturday’s game, I stepped back, I was in the background, and it didn’t feel right to me at all, and so I will be taking a stand — or sitting down — for the fourth game.”
….so he thought about making a stand, didn’t, and then is going to after someone else did? I guess that’s…cool.
Do you mean wait till 2016 or wait till 2017 or is the point of the story that Choy is too cheap to buy a vibrator?
He’s afraid of being cut and making it harder from a PR standpoint for the Eagles to cut him.
splooz The Edible Dildo section of the local produce market
Bet against, be back sooner, play better.
Subliminal messages?
Dallas isn’t trading for a vet. They will wait until Denver cuts him to make an offer.
Samarco Blackford Might work for Kaep, unlikely to work for a rookie.
He wasn’t likely to make the roster anyway.
Lions placed LS Jimmy Landes on injured reserve with a shoulder injury, ending his season.Stunningly, using a draft pick on a long snapper turned out to be a poor investment. Landes will be back in 2017, where he’ll compete to snap the snaps that are longer than normal snaps.
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Looks like Rotoworld is bored today
Samarco Blackford “[It] needs to be done. Will there be backlash? Probably. I don’t think anyone has bought my jersey yet, so I don’t know if it’s going to be burned, but it’s a major issue and I’m definitely going to stand my ground for this one.”
….boy definitely doesn’t have a jersey yet.
There’s no real history of preseason performance by rookies (or players in new places) having any meaningful value in projecting their immediate NFL futures. I wrote about http://grantland.com/features/value-nfl-preseason/ http://www.espn.com/nfl/player/_/id/16724/blake-bortles in 2014 after the then-rookie got off to a sterling start in August. Bortles was a mess during the same regular season. In 2015, Bortles’ preseason performance was worse, and yet, he was a much better quarterback during the regular season. During that same 2015 preseason, http://www.espn.com/nfl/player/_/id/13197/sam-bradford was so incredible during a 15-pass preseason that he http://www.bleedinggreennation.com/2015/11/2/9661054/eagles-sam-bradford-contract-four-year-contract-72-million-quarterback-salary-report.
Raw rookies can look great in the preseason for a number of reasons. One, they’re often playing against the opposing team’s backups with the second and third strings. Second, the schemes they are running are simplified and nowhere near as complex as the responsibilities they’ll be forced to run when the games count. And even more important, the same is true of the defenses they’re up against: Preseason defenses are less likely to blitz and regarded as far more vanilla than the stuff they’ll show to the opposition during the regular season.
“I’m definitely going to stand my ground for this one…. Now that someone else started what I was too afraid to start.”
Dallas head coach Jason Garrett also has begun to build a scheme around Prescott that doesn’t really look much like the scheme Romo typically operates. Prescott has spent much of his brief time in Dallas (especially against the Seahawks and their No. 1 players) operating out of the shotgun, allowing him an easier, broader view of the field while creating quicker passes on checkdowns. It’s the right way to use Prescott at this point of his career, given his reported deficiencies with footwork, pocket pressure and scanning the field through his progressions coming out of school.
Specifically, the Cowboys have installed run-pass options (RPOs) for Prescott to take advantage of his athleticism and identify simple, safe throws to make. Chris Brown, my former colleague at Grantland, wrote about http://smartfootball.com/offense/dak-prescott-the-dallas-cowboys-and-third-level-rpopackaged-play-reads, with Prescott reading a deep safety before throwing a back-shoulder fade to Bryant for a touchdown.
RPOs haven’t been a notable component of the Dallas offense in years past. They’ve barely been there at all, in fact. ESPN Stats & Information has tracked zone-read attempts by offenses since 2010, and while it’s always going to be difficult to truly track read-option plays without knowing the play call, their estimate is that the Cowboys have run three zone-read plays in six years. Not per game. Not even per season. Three run attempts in 96 games. The Cowboys might top that number on their first drive in Week 1.
Shut it, cmn. Dak is the new savor in Dallas.
Lol. Aren’t you Eagles fans hoping for the same from Pederson and Wentz?
For the record, I think sitting during the anthem in protest is dumb for the simple fact (as previously discussed) that the meaning will be overlooked.
I do think if NFL players had guaranteed contracts, more of them would be inclined to sit the anthem in protest
F.Y.M I dunno how his rib is only 60% healed when he’s Red Haired Jesus
Frenchie! Unfortunately the amount of “respect” a “stand” receives is generally based on how good a player is on the field.
I for one cannot wait for Barry to confuse the shit out of Dak come week 2.
https://twitter.com/ProFootballTalk/status/770283203072491520
I dunno how Flutie is, but at least Tirico gets to call some games while Michaels can save himself for SNF.
If this is all he’s going to do, then he truly is an idiot. This does nothing besides getting people to talk about him. It makes zero impact and unless he does something more, this is a cowardly gesture.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze I’ve got no issue with him. Al and Cris are the best duo right now IMO.
I have no issue with those two, Tirico, Buck, or Aikman…people nitpick way too much.
The way buck stares at aikman is very creepy.
Buck seems a bit holier than thou sometimes but otherwise he’s pretty good. Simms is like a walking posterchild for CTE.
No, it’s wrong because aikman seems very uninterested…
Samarco Blackford Nantz is ok. Simms is just bafflingly stupid when he says a play is clean when he’s shown footage of heavy contact before the ball arrives.
I just find Buck annoying as hell. Collinsworth is annoying when he shills for PFF, but I don’t have an issue with his announcing.
Ronde Barber is brutal…at least he was 2 years ago, I doubt he’s any better though.
Sir Squatch Simms is the worst among the former NFCE announcers. Behind him are Thiesmann, then Jaws. I actually like Aikman the best, but i would love to punch Buck right in the uterus.
Who was the guy who was the ref consultant for CBS? He was so bad compared to Periera.
Phil is ten times better then Troy
Suck it U0001f427
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze Colin Kaepernick could be the best QB of all time
Samarco Blackford I didn’t think Barber was so bad last year, but maybe it was just relative to Stockton who is horrible.
Samarco Blackford Are we on CBS or FOX for the first game?
Who had Shannon sharpe for the morning stuff?
I hate that channel
It used to seem like the broadcasts were lower quality
Samarco Blackford Our punishment for playing the AFCN at home
CBS SINGLE
Cleveland @ Philadelphia
Greg Gumbel, Trent Green
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Ouch
Sir Squatch Gumbel’s ok I think. Or at least I can’t think of anything particularly bad about him.
Turrible, that whole morning crew just tuuuuurrrrribbbblllle
Merrill provides no description, I don’t know how he still has that job.
Samarco Blackford Did you just sully the good name of Merrill Reese?!
Samarco Blackford I know some people like to watch the Eagles game muted with Merrill’s radio commentary instead.
I think he’s very good pre snap, but once he starts counting yards I fade out
Well first they have to stop the run. Alfred will be pumped. Then they can worry about stopping Dak.
Samarco Blackford Excuse you, they prefer to be called “purists.”
*adjusts ham radio*
He does that stuff well, you’re right. I just can stand his live action calls.
“Bradford takes the snap. He’s looking, looking, still looking. Passes it to Sproles. 35, 30, 25, 20, 15, 10, 5, Touchdown!!!!!”
I love Witten, he is the man and his comments about Romo are about as awesome as they could ever be
choyboy0724 You agree that people should bet against him coming back early and playing well? Seemed like a harsh thing to say about a team mate
sorry, I want to punch those people in the face when I go to their house for the game before realizing that’s what they do
They’ve bet against his whole career and proved them all wrong and he will do it again
Troll aside, Didn’t u say the same thing last season?
I mean, every call is a split second behind and the visuals don’t match up with what they are saying….it’s awful
Lol well, I ,99% of the time, don’t watch games at home. My real issue with it is the timing issue as radio and tv don’t sync up well.
I know the outer banks are under a tropical storm warning… Hope they don’t get flooded out…
Remember when everyone was saying he was the next Julius Peppers?
Tavarres been mentioned? If not. Eagles fans need to prepare for some backlash. If so,carry on.
I know, we can disagree and it’s not a big deal.
F.Y.M Yes, but we al came to the conclusion that he does not matter.
He plans to sit for the anthem. Rookie LB for Eagles
Yeah it’s below.
He’s a puss, that wasn’t likely to make the team anyway.
He’s a puss btw, not for his point of view but because he admitted that he considered doing it this past game but didn’t, but now that kaep did it he’s suddenly found the balls to “take action”
Is coples worth Scot and company giving him a look?
Oh I think I was mixing up Robert Quinn and Quinton Coples. Coples is not that good.
It was pre-draft mainly because he came out of UNC and had a great size/athleticism combo
Best year ever in 6 seasons was 6.5 sacks. He is not going to get any better.
I know… I know he has a high pick from chapel hill years ago by he jets… Don’t know much else..
Fiversons No Spin Zone I only remember his time with the Jets and it was nothing of note. He then went to the Dolphins and Rams. Someone will give him a shot based on his potential that made him a first rounder, but to be honest I never even thought he was worth a first to begin with.
Should I change my avatar? It was brought to my attention this morning that it incites even more hate towards me than usual.
penguinfarmer Fiversons No Spin Zone Stupid Rex, almost as bad as the Goldson pick
I remember thinking when he was drafted that if anyone can get production out of him it was Rex and then Rex didn’t get anything out of him
Samarco Blackford I hate your avatar. For that reason, you should keep it.
http://www.livefyre.com/profile/17167839/13 minutes ago
@ Frenchie
U still around? I want to argue what Kaepernick said…
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Naw I’m good. There isn’t anything to elaborate on
Samarco Blackford Lack of Bradford/GHB mashup is a bit disappointing
Frenchie! So is Chip gonna cut him or put him behind a 3rd string OL and punish him?
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze I thought he was going to have a harder time in a 34. Now he went to the Dolphins and Rams where he did fit more. Granted they had a lot of edge guys in front of him, but I just don’t think there is a good player there.
That’s fine… I think we have all moved on anyways…
you’ve been outvoted, sorry monz…I’ll switch back to that to start the season for OG purposes
Good, cuz any more talk on this and I was gonna do a video of me burning a Frenchie jersey in my backyard.
That was a bad draft for them, Stephen hill in the 2nd ouch
Sudfeld and Mack Brown starters for Hurricane Bowl, should be….interesting….
HailBandG Going to burn some lower case Ts on his lawn too, because T stand for “time to leave”
Cloister, you can always switch things up and go with an EDP avi. Everyone loves EDP.
Monz Venus But how will we tell him and Frenchy apart?
I guess I’ll note it but I’m sure excuses are being prepared already
Sir Squatch My Team, the (insert team name) could not make it into the playoffs or have a 0.500 record because my (player here) was injured due to a freak accident and the team fell apart.
choyboy0724 I know. But Tony is a pussy & isn’t coming back until week 6 in 2017
Frenchie! penguinfarmer Dak just wants our troop out of Vietnam
DallasCowboysSux If only Eli had a dance to challenge this… Something banana-ish
#InJayWeTrust Mom probably thought she gave birth to a girl. Saw a penis at birth & said “eff it!. I’m naming him after my momma, Queen of the stripper pole”
DallasCowboysSux penguinfarmer It looks like a shit-filled saggy diaper.
DallasCowboysSux penguinfarmer It’s apparent that the post-apocalyptic world all stemmed from Peanut Butter Jelly time Manning
penguinfarmer DallasCowboysSux I thought that was just a picture of Philly after a Giants victory.
Doesn’t make sense, Eli would be on fire standing on that car
Monz Venus penguinfarmer DallasCowboysSux That’s what Philly looks like after a Giants loss too.
We’ve all agreed to give you some personal space today. For grief.
Samarco Blackford That’ll break the back on the….diet.
You lost a real legend, ese, but I’m not convinced you didn’t have something to do with it.
OH MAN! That’s what you meant?
Saddest day ever. Seriously. He’s a legend.
Rams released Quinton Coples. I’d give him a look as a 3rd/4th OLB
Weech Mi mas sentido pesame por la perdida de uno de los grandes de Mexico y Latino America…
I didn’t realize that’s who you guys meant.
Serious loss. He was a legend.
Weech what’s the link a nd password for that league you want me to join
penguinfarmer Monz Venus Weech I shouldn’t throw stones. I’ve eaten pussy that looked like that.
OK Gentlemen. For those in for the survivor pool.
http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/survival
Group: 7597
password: ilikedak
Just drafted dak in my buddies 2 QB league,Mao I can now type that password
Fiversons No Spin Zone One of the most prolific composers ever.
Give me your number and we can do a group text
Fiversons No Spin Zone He mowed my lawn last week, can’t believe he’s gone!
Francis,
Change your team name to Rayne Dakota” in that league with this as your avatar
https://41.media.tumblr.com/ec393024840b57927c348f130c6cb4bc/tumblr_nrmb9el3yU1ssc3upo1_500.jpg
How mad do you think Justin would be if I emailed him my condolences about Romo?
Fiversons No Spin Zone Johnny Football died in Mexico?
https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/770334666234658816
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I thought the new rookie contract rules didn’t allow that?
Eagles LB Myke Tavarres will sit during the anthem, likely because of anger in the fact that his fucking name is spelled “Myke”
Damn… It’s been 7 years today since Michael Jackson died…
It’s just slightly better than Elliott’s deal, but essentially the same.
This news that he is upset over the stupid spelling of his name is new thank you very much.
Sir Squatch Fiversons No Spin Zone That’s hard to believe. It still seems like it was just a few years ago.
He’d probably forgive everyone. I would bet he’s pretty stoked about it.
http://imgur.com/6nNqx8Q
Come on guys. Does this really look like a guy who would hate America?
Wait…
Shut up Harbaugh, and focus on spelling your recruits’ names correctly
Anyone close to you?
Don’t want any other causulities before I trigger the bomb
Sir Squatch Was he adopted, or was the misses getting some strange?
I don’t exactly have an issue with the motivation.
I just think there are better ways to make a point.
Monz Venus His mom is white, dad is black, but he was adopted by a white couple.
Samarco Blackford Justin looks through pictures like this all day, every day, preparing for his black op assignments
You guys see the Josh Donaldson HR Hat Trick yesterday??
Good times
For frenchie, also I’m pretty happy with this draft, outside of my rbs.
Because that’s how the league was setup this year
Atta boy Francis! I’ll send every deets in a day or so. Still trying to get that lazy Canadian to join.
Fiversons No Spin Zone Donaldson hit 3 HRs yesterday vs the Twins
While its’s unusual to have a 2 QB league, I don’t see why that would be a factor to not be In a league.
Gotta go see how the kid’s first day of kindergarten went. Later anus.
(See you in 10 minutes)
You know this was intentional. Guess he didn’t want to have the skins stealing his passion for the game too.
http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000691964/article/bryan-stork-fails-physical-with-redskins-trade-off
Good question. Bigger. Only because he was like Quincy Jones but with the singing talent of Whitney Houston.
Selena was big because she was murdered in cold blood.
Otsitheiceman Romo intentionally broke his back so he wouldn’t have to play behind that garbage OL any more
Interesting. She seemed to have much bigger penetration with the gringos.
Otsitheiceman Cows record without Romo this year? I can see it
I’ve said this before but I’m deeply concerned that Cloister is a father.
Number of games started by whoever that HOF LB you were pumping up after the draft.
Well, she was American. And lived in Texas and spoke english. So, she was bigger here. But Juanga was global. His music reached all spanish-speaking countries and beyond.
Otsitheiceman that’s your go to for “I’ve just been beaten and have nothing left to say”
We are going to send him to another team where he will do well?
Don’t start nothing, won’t be nothing.
Cloister made some pre rage quit comments that he was the next HOF’r
Guess he fucked that one up too.
Does Dak play in the 4th preseason game? Dude could use as many snaps as possible and does it really matter if he is exposed to injury?
That’s my “when you’re dealing with retards, give them what they crave.”
DeSean Jackson, Pierre Garcon, Jamison Crowder, Josh Doctson, Ryan Grant, Rashard Ross
Jordan Reed, Vernon Davis, Niles Paul
Chris Thompson
Kirk Cousins
That is all.
Doubt it. Showers and the vet they sign this week will.
#InJayWeTrust Mytee32 Just felt it apt to list the skins passing game weapons.
Well yeah it matters if he gets hurt in the fourth preseason game.
I think Dak could use the reps and the risk is worth it. That’s just me though.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze for the Eagles he probably could be
So because h20 trolled romo, you troll a 7th round pick?
You are right, you got nothing.
Yeah, we’ve never heard about any DC player, who that sucks, way too much
Well trying to catch an improved division champ with a backup QB sounds tough but let’s face it…we did that last year.
He fumbles too much, always thought rg3 could be a wr tho.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze Cracka I will stab you in the eye
You are right, we need mytee to list more qbs as recieving options
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze https://twitter.com/MarkBullockNFL/status/770343436163637249
You really are an idiot. That was the Skins passing game. Was asked if Thompson was a starter and I replied with receiving options. Please try to keep up.
For what isn’t worth, I knew what u meant the entire time…
Maybe next time you actually type what you mean.
Doctson out this week. Coach still hopes he’s ready for steelers. lol
She said she’d shave off her hair if Sanchez was starting QB week 1.
Looks like she’s going to pay up.
Would Agholor be a better troll? Wentz looked decent in his limited playing time
Hey FUWS – Barnwell breaks down the cost to cut Romo answering the earlier topic:
Those moves tie Romo and the Cowboys together for the foreseeable future, regardless of how either Prescott or Romo perform in 2016. In 2017, Romo has a cap hit of $24.7 million. If Dallas decided to trade its quarterback or if Romo decided to retire, $19.6 million in dead money would accelerate onto the cap, which is a non-starter for a team that http://www.espn.com/american-fb/story/_/page/BarnwellNFLPreview160801/predicting-nfl-teams-facing-salary-cap-crunch-new-orleans-saints. The only way the Cowboys could feasibly move on from Romo would be to designate him as a post-June 1 release, and even that would slap them with $12.7 million in dead money in 2017 before an additional $8.9 million hit them in 2018.
Either work but Agholor has been trolled enough and the opportunity cost to get Wentz can include a lot of players we can ask how they’re doing.
I guess but the Eagles never had big links to treadwell, vh3 or Ronnie fit that mold better.
RIP Gene Wilder AKA The Waco Kid, also knowns as Dr. Frankensteen
weak trolling attempts, I agree Fran…Treadwell was the player the Redskins should have taken
Well that’s nice side-trolling but not sure how that actually fits the 2017 cap as contracts aren’t worth the paper they’re written on.
The Giants should have taken vh3 and DC should have taken treadwell. Just my opinion.
Just saying it’s pretty funny to read Philly fans troll opportunity cost after the Eagles blew the farm on an injured Wentz.
He called you creepy and apparently he’s having relations with you right now.
Sir Squatch I’m not a psychic…. could you please be more specific.
DallasCowboysSux You retweeted the official Michael Jackson twitter of Happy Birthday for a dead dude
Sir Squatch I’ve always been and always will be a die-hard Michael Jackson fan.
Well he wasn’t injured at the time. And yeah QB are more valuable than wrs. Nothing interesting there imo.
They save 5 mil on next year’s. Plus this article doesn’t mention the other restructures outside of Smith they could do. They did sign Frederick to a new deal. Which makes their obligation at 173 mil. Now. Cutting Romo before June 1st would drop it down to 169 mil. Then there’s guys like Frederick Dez Tyrone Lee Witten Free etc….that can all either have restructures(which is Dallas forte) or releases etc..
If Dallas choose to or Romo goes that route. Not to mention whatever carryover they will have this year. Dallas could take the 19mil hit. And still have decent cap space in 2017. We will just have to wait and see
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze
Don’t agree. The Giants should have traded down. Baring that I’m fine with them taking Apple over VH3.
I wish the blessed browns all the glory to god and IIIsus now
Well rep, I guess we disagree on the evaluations of the cbs in this past draft. I don’t disagree about trying to trade down but that always depends on the the return which is an unknown.
Romo Kitna Orton Weeden Cassel Moore Prescott. Who am I missing here to make 8?
That’s right. Against the Eagles. Lol.
I’m sure we can find a way to spin this into being whitey’s fault.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze
Apple is bigger and faster than Hargreaves. I think he has a higher
ceiling and projects better as an outside corner. I think Hargreaves may
be better in the slot. If DRC left and we had Hargreaves and Jenkins outside, that would
mean both outside corners would be 5′ 10″ and Kempski has warned us about the dangers of that. I wouldn’t be crazy about taking a projected slot corner as a top 10 pick either.
https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/770358800549351424 Another pick for the Browns.
I think we learn every year that size (height mainly) seems to be overvalued in drafting then doesn’t necessarily translate onto the field. Jason Verett comes to mind. He’s really good.
Vh3 is a baller. He’s absolutely a outside corner, despite being slightly undersized he has shown the ability to cover tall wrs and posted a 39 in vert at the combine. I will grant you that Eli tested better at the combine and is definitely the faster of the 2 but vh3 isn’t slow. Vh3’s natural cover ability makes up for his physical limits.
Plenty of tall WRs have flopped in the NFL. I can’t think of a shorter WR that was rated as a better player that the Skins passed on for Doctson though.
I’m still Team Hargreaves, but I was really impressed with Apple vs NYJ. I think he’ll be good
Lupo
4.5 isn’t great speed for a corner. Couple that with being 5′ 10″ and for an outside guy I would rather have the height and speed assuming both corners are reasonably talented.
Yeah, I don’t have an issue with Apple, just think vh3 will be better than apple. Same with doctson and treadwell, I think treadwell will land up being the better player. That doesn’t mean I don’t like both players, just have one ranked above the other.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze
I think he’s going to be a great player but I’d still like to have one fast corner. It’s been great having DRC back there because we know he’s not likely to get beat deep.
Translation: “You haven’t made the team yet you idiot! Stand for the anthem! I’ll find a town hall for you to participate in instead.”
I’ll take a 5’10 4.50 39′ vert CB with vh3’s mind
I don’t think the Skins make a run at Coples. Too big and slow for 3-4 OLB but likely not big enough for 3-4 DE. I think he needs to be in a 4-3 as a DE.
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Speed is great but a good safety can also make sure you don’t get beat deep.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze
Sure. But having someone like DRC means your safety can do something else. It gives you a lot more flexibility.
Very true. Guess time will tell on vh3 and apple
Translation: He slow & his ability to hold has been compromised
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze
Screw ’em both. We should have traded down. We could have had treadwell and a OL pick which is badly needed.
DallasCowboysSux
This was just discussed. Apparently height is overrated….
I actually am… I feel bad for romo and the fans I like…
It’s overrated when discussing a player on a eviction sl rival… Not your own team…
And weird that Norman is middle of the pack and still considered best CB last season.
ODB is 5’11″…he manages.
Antonio Brown is 5’10″…he manages.
Nuk Hopkins gets by at 6’1″
Doctson will be breaking barriers once he’s an all pro then…
Good thing tire/kempski didn’t say height is the only advantage you need to be a good wr.
Ballsy and smart.
““In an 11-on-11 period late in practice, the offense had 10 seconds left to score, and Prescott was the quarterback with the first unit. He passed to Dez Bryant, and Bryant was supposed to out of bounds immediately so the clock would stop or go to the ground so the offense could call a timeout. But Bryant tried to score instead, was stopped, and the clock ran out. Prescott ran to him and said words to this effect: We know you’re the best receiver in the world and you MIGHT score, but we can’t take that chance. You gotta use your head and get the clock stopped. That’s a rookie, talking to Dez Bryant. And Bryant, to his credit acknowledged Prescott was right. Prescott grew a lot in the eyes of the starting offense, and the coaches, that day.” – Peter King, MMQB.com”
http://thelandryhat.com/2016/08/29/cowboys-dak-prescott-dez-bryant-shocked/
Browns released Austin Davis. Wonder if the Cowboys take a shot.
splooz
I think you’re missing the point. If you have a good corner and a good receiver playing each other, I think the one with more height may have an advantage. Obviously talent is more important but some players have both and succeed more than others due to a size advantage. I saw this with Plax and not just in the red zone. He would run seam routes against a 6′ corner and extend his hand up into the air asking for the football and it was frequently a completion even if the corner was in great position.
It can be a weapon but the player has to be good and we’ve seen 6’0″ corners lock down big WRs plenty of times.
They’re staring down the barrel of that cannon right now as it is.
Rosenthal is an idiot but even a broken clock is right twice a day.
“More importantly, Prescott will have the support of a strong running game. Ezekiel Elliott put more skills on tape (power, burst, vision, blocking, toughness) in 14 snaps than some NFL starters show their whole career. Even the Jones family couldn’t overhype this kid enough.”
http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000692240/article/winners-and-losers-dak-prescott-ezekiel-elliott-shine
LOL Rayne Dakota!
https://41.media.tumblr.com/ec393024840b57927c348f130c6cb4bc/tumblr_nrmb9el3yU1ssc3upo1_500.jpg
Someone needs to put Dak’s head on this
splooz
Agree about the DGB hype but my original comparison was between two first round CB’s. Both were known to be good players, one has a size/speed advantage.
Tire/kempski is spitting fire
https://twitter.com/jimmykempski/status/770366965487665152
Not that height is everything but running a 13 personnel with DGB, Celek, Ertz, Burton, and Mathews in the red zone is pretty intriguing. Lots of power and miss matches
Your charts and stats have made your views on height very clear, tire/kempski.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze I loved Lorenzo Alexander. One of the best special teamers the Skins have had in recent memory.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze There’s going to be a shit-ton of free agents to pick through this week. Maybe the Cows can find a discarded QB to fill a hole for six to ten weeks.
Monz Venus Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze They thought that last year too
https://twitter.com/ChipWagoneer/status/770348207272525824
I wish someone would this guy a job to post these type of articles
Brandon Weeden might be available and we know there is no more gifted passer in the league…
splooz Throws a beautiful ball, the best ball you ever did see. Might be able to get it over them mountains.
Tire148 It’s nice that he’s still doing them as ChipWagon even though Chip the Betrayer ruined us.
He posted an article a few months ago he won’t be able to do as many. Broke my heart a little
Ok, let’s try this again
https://twitter.com/TomPelissero/status/770374687960465412
#InJayWeTrust SULLLLYYYYYYY
They’ll probably trade him to the Patriots
splooz Is that what the ladies of the night tell you?
Bucky joins in too.
“NFC EAST
DALLAS COWBOYS: Ezekiel Elliott, RB: The debut of the Cowboys’ new RB1 was a spectacular showcase for the No. 4 overall pick in the 2016 draft. Elliott was as good as advertised, combining power with exceptional speed, balance and body control. He is nifty and shifty between the tackles, yet also displays the strength, power and physicality to run through tacklers on the second level (see Kam Chancellor). With Elliott also showing solid skills as a blocker and receiver, the Cowboys’ feature back is a true three-down back with big-time potential. GRADE: A+”
http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000692305/article/week-3-preseason-grades-nfc-ezekiel-elliott-shines-in-debut
Monz Venus Dongtavious Steelwang splooz The Dix-E Chicks
Seahawks are shopping their center, Patrick Lewis, as well. I dunno if he’s good, but if he is I hope we fucking get him
#InJayWeTrust Eh…you should take that with a real big grain of salt. The Seahawks, desperate for OL, are trying to shop a guy. Just like Kruger getting cut and Randle gettin’ dropped, buyer beware.
Dongtavious Steelwang Kruger was due to his cap hit. And he wouldn’t be starting here. 3rd OLB at best. And Randle just fucking sucks
#InJayWeTrust Dongtavious Steelwang It’s very odd though. They just traded their center, and now they have a replacement they’re trying to shop? What’s the deal? Is there a better rookie?
Dongtavious Steelwang I dunno. If he’s not that good I won’t want him though
#InJayWeTrust Dongtavious Steelwang You don’t want a mediocre player? Blasphemy!
Dongtavious Steelwang Lichtensteiger is average/below average. I’m not trading for a C unless he’s at least decent
Sullivan is listed as Minny’s starter. Lewis is Seattle’s backup. I think I’d prefer Sully.
splooz Sully is much better, but also 31 and has a $5M or so salary
#InJayWeTrust Dongtavious Steelwang The InJay News Update that’s coming in 5 minutes
Dongtavious Steelwang I just care about starters/guys that will actually play. Like this guy https://twitter.com/CSNRedskins/status/770393648307572737
Weech Nah but seriously it’s probably gonna be ButtFumble the Sequel
https://twitter.com/SlaterNFLhttps://twitter.com/SlaterNFL
Denver has contacted Dallas about a trade for Mark Sanchez. The Cowboys are not interested in a trade if it involves his current salary
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Jerruh offers a ham sandwich. Elways counters with pita. They settle on a hoagie.
So sad weech. On the bright side you can root for the death of the curse now.
But seriously, no way they trade for him. His 4.5M hit is way too high.
I’m starting to believe the Cowboys are going to win as many games with Dak as they would have with Romo. It is fortunate that their schedule in the first part of the season is relatively weak.
http://www.bloggingtheboys.com/2016/8/29/12686052/loss-of-tony-romo-challenge-for-dallas-cowboys-coaches-dak-prescott-jameill-showers-dez-bryant
Morgan sure had a hard time against Zo… He looks like a third string T out there… Fucking horrible…
https://twitter.com/toddarcher https://twitter.com/toddarcher/status/770398265153957888https://twitter.com/toddarcher/status/770398265153957888
Todd Archer Retweeted Clarence Hill
You had no idea who Jenkins was a week ago. Now the Cowboys can’t do without him? Go away
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COWTURD FIGHT!
Always, all the time, 24/7, 365, for all eternity and beyond… even in victory, especially in defeat… even with a healthy back, ribs, and being fat
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Preston smith is going to have a breakout year… The man is everywhere on the field…
Tire148 that would be awesome, but I won’t go that far yet
Matt Mosley 4.1 exactly. this is clearly a 19-0 team and nobody wants to admit it
How can they not see how much better they are
I’ve always been a fan. I think he had a higher ceiling and is more versatile
Tire148 I don’t disagree. But a healthy Kerrigan is really damn good. He was elite in 2014
Tire148 At the very least. he’ll be better than Demarcus Lawrence
Tire148 He absolutely was that year. He was a fucking terror
Matt Mosley 4.1
It’s better like that. We’re not showing the good stuff during preseason like the rest of these silly teams.
Giants favorites to win NFC East. Can’t get more respect than that.
https://www.sportsbook.ag/sbk/sportsbook4/nfl-betting/2017-nfl-futures-2017-nfl-divisions.sbk
Why isn’t RJF predicted to start? Do they wanna keep him fresh on passing downs and think he will be more effective that way?
Otsitheiceman
I’m pretty familiar with DNS TLD’s, but I had to look up “.ag”. Antigua and Barbuda. Giants are Caribbean favorites! Sorry DCS!
They must have updated it… Last time I saw he was second string.. He should start…
Ricky Jean Francis? I really talked through that answer. I had no idea who that was at first
DallasCowboysSux rep138
Well he made it through the Jets game. BTW- the Eagles are in the Caribbean basement….
I honestly have no clue who they plan to start on the interior line besides Baker
I feel like we should can Kelly that is here Francois. That way I can remember this guy
I think their plan was to have Smith. Till Gillette got hurt.
DallasCowboysSux rep138
Yes they are.
http://i.imgur.com/2zv4LBH.jpg
rep138 wrong picture… that’s the Eagles visiting the Meadowlands.
This triggers me. I hate it when people abbreviate obscure nouns with no context. Drives me nuts.
DallasCowboysSux rep138
He’s looking for remnants of a Giants playoff win to take back to Philly.
Costco pizza is so shitty but so good. Welcome to Costco…I love you.
We should know during week 4 too. Whomever doesn’t start between Golston/Hood will be the NT and whomever doesn’t start between RJF and Paea should be the other DE.
I refuse!
All I’m saying is give some context first. Use his name first then abbreviate henceforth.
I mean, that’s the proper way to do it, but I wouldn’t expect a Fed to know that
My ex from college and her brother abbreviated shit when they talked and it was so annoying. Banana republic was repubs, shit like that. Like the dude from Parks an Rec
0 boxes. I had a slice for lunch and I’m stull full. 5 hours later. Fuck.
THIS AIN’T PHILLY PIZZA
splooz It’s like an upgraded version of cafeteria pizza. Which I’m OK with, because it’s good for the price.
Love their Polish dogs too. They make you burp hell for 2 hours after but it’s worth it.
I had a staff member that would always say “Gras” instead of “Gracias”.
I’ve never wanted to strike a woman before that day.
I referenced this earlier and nobody liked it.
That makes weech a sad panda.
http://twitter.com/WTOP/status/770408233420726272
The in the fuckity fuck
Turns out it’s just Tim Curry in makeup. He can be defeated if everyone works together, and learns life lessons and shit.
Dak and Kaep 2 people nobody will know 3 years from now
Snake is out of jail or is commenting on a phone he shoves up his ass
speaking of smuggling things in body cavities, any of you see “The Night Of”? It ended last night. Pretty fucked up series.
That would be 18 missed games in one-plus seasons. He’s 36. Romo’s at the point in his career—and has been so abused since mid-2013—that nothing is guaranteed, except again the backup quarterback is more important in Dallas than anywhere else in football.
So Mosley, is it “act like a cocksucker” day? Just wondering, cause you’re acting like a cocksucker.
22SnakePlissken5150 Spending too much time texting with Justin
22SnakePlissken5150 He’s been hostile and disruptive the past few weeks…
band new PPC poll. 4% of Trump supporters say he cannot be trusted with Nuclear weapons…..2% of african americans think he cares about african americans (3% support him). Blacks and Latinos rate him below the bubonic plague, mosquitoes, head lice, and bedbugs in likability.
DallasCowboysSux 22SnakePlissken5150
Dear Mosley’s wife. Your hubby is acting like an asshole, please give up some tail and get him a bottle of booze so he will be cool again.
See you next Thursday, Snake (aka PussyDestroyer)
Matt Mosley 4.1 I don’t know who is calling Kaep a hero, but I do support him using his right to free speech to protest regarding an issue that he believes in. I am perplexed as to why a bunch of people who have been claiming that America is a shithole that only Trump can fix, and who have assaulted Hillary supporters for bringing signs saying “America is already great” to rallies have been leading the charge in attacking this NFL player.
22SnakePlissken5150 He’s a douche and only using the situation to not get cut. But I don’t care if he stands for the anthem or not.
I think he needs to do something else then diisrespext2 the flag and America
I’m dominating this draft. 5 picks so far. Ppt
1. Aj green
2. Keenan Allen
3. DT
4. Matt forte
5. Danny woodhead
Matt Mosley 4.1 I would also choose other protest methods, but hey, whatever floats his boat. In the end, nobody will remember this a year from now but he might be out millions in endorsement and NFL contract money.
What the fuck, DCS? LIKE THIS YOU GODDAMN LIKE WHORE!!!!!
Millions he could have used to really help people
Matt Mosley 4.1 If you were a tranny he might take you up on that offer, LOL.
The only way the Cowboys should consider signing Sanchez is if he agrees to play for Free
DallasCowboysSux Not when it comes to politics tweets. Bedbugs > Trump.
This should be celebrated.
Because the cowboys season is over before the pre season
Matt Mosley 4.1 53 minutes ago
I had my nipple pierced in the 90s
choyboy0724 I guess a bullshit vet backup behind Dak would be okay, but as far as I’m concerned we play Dak for 6 games regardless and then find out in the last 10 games whether Romo can not die on the field or not, and if he does, we play Dak some more (and still go into next year with ROmo penciled in as the starter regardless, cause we can’t afford to cut him till 2018 at the earliest.
Frenchie! He doesn’t like to talk about what the Iraqi’s did to him
22SnakePlissken5150 Matt Mosley 4.1
They should just get rid of the national anthem before every single sporting event. They can save it for the playoffs or days that might be considered patriotic.
He shared that in the west board
I was going to ask them for their thoughts on Kaepernick. Then I remembered that it’s the west board. They’re not all there in the head
choyboy0724 Maybe. They might be wary of brining him back too soon after what happened when they rushed him back last year with the collar bone thing.
David Carr who had a similar injury said he wouldn’t be surprised if he played week 1
choyboy0724 I think if it was Romo from 2 or 3 years ago, he would miss at most 1 or 2 games over it. Fuck, Haley and Novacek kept playing and they had debilitating degenerative back issues for years.
choyboy0724
I’ll take it. They were # 6 in points and #8 in yards last year which was tops in the NFCE. If they can do that again with an improved defense they should be in the mix in this shitty division as much as anyone else.
choyboy0724 I predicted Giants in last place this year. I made no predictions on 1st place, just that Dallas would win 10 games and someone from the East would win a playoff game.
F.Y.M You get to see 4 quarters of Nate Studfelf Wednesday night now
I think he misses more games. To be honest it really depends on 3 things
1. Is it healing right(at least I hope Dallas and Romo make this the priority)
2. How well Dallas is doing. If Dak is holding down the fort Dallas gave give Romo as much rest as he needs to have.
3. Division. If Dallas isn’t doing well but this division is so shitty like last year( a 4-12 team in contention up until Late Nov, Early Dec shitty) then Dallas and Romo will be trying to get back as quick as they can.
F.Y.M I love how her thumb looks like a nipple poking through a hole in the shirt.
No it was a Prince Albert. Mosley was too drunk to member.
Skins/Bucs game being moved to Wednesday in reaction to anticipated heavy rains later this week. WEDNESDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL, DOE!
Monz Venus
Thursday looks like it will be very, very wet in the Tampa area (and mine too I hope – I’m about an hour+ west of Tampa)
Not for RCU. In his case the shirt is superfluous. All she needed was the pizza crust.
Sick fucking people man. Smh
https://twitter.com/CNN/status/770580325294608384
https://twitter.com/ProFootballTalk/status/770582450326081537 DeMarco bringing that Hamflu from Dallas. Lol
F.Y.M This is what they invented night vision and thermal scopes for.
F.Y.M As a father, I would beat that SOB to death with my bare hands.
I mean, they have the curse to deal with and they essentially just ignored their RB situation. I don’t think I’m saying anything that is very surprising.
Samarco Blackford Well no, not at all. I think we are looking at 7 to 8 wins this year but with the way the NFL works who knows.
Lol. 8 wins might win this division.
This division is wide open. Any of these teams is capable of winning it honestly.
Samarco Blackford I really think the Giants have the best shot at this point. Cowboys and Eagles are unknowns and Skins are still on the uphill side of rebuilding.
Samarco Blackford They are currently the most established team, the combination of Eli and OBJ with Shepard seems like it’s going to dominate, they have a good secondary and front 7 on defense. Again, I think anything can happen in the East, just feels like Giants have the most stable group going into this year.
They have the least amount of unknowns but we know deep down they still suck.
They might have a good front 4 if anything. Their LBs are still garbage
Their rookie Thompson is an underrated factor for that defense. Collins is garbage and they’ll need someone to step up in the MOF for them. Teams can spread them and carve that defense up again
The middle of their defense behind the DL is putrid. Including Thompson. Neither he nor Collins can cover a lick.
Real gangsta ass niggas don’t run from shit,cause real gangsta ass niggas don’t run fast
Hey, Cuba is one of the most unoppressive, equal opportunity countries int he world!
Monz Venus I wonder if he realizes that Castro would have him and his GF killed simply for her being transgender.
He must find it so hard living in this country.
http://imgur.com/tqgOBQy
Samarco Blackford I would be happy for him if only we didn’t know that all of those girls have penises.
Samarco Blackford Where’s the pictures of him doing dick-bumps at this party?
penguinfarmer At least it somehow relates to the cause the Kaep is claiming to want to promote. A Castro shirt makes no sense.
https://twitter.com/JimmyKempski/status/770599965718642688
Did you guys see my gifs?
Sir Squatch penguinfarmer I think it embodies the angry–and therefore illogical—views of the SJWs today. Even the elder Malcolm X was not approve of the hypocrisy from his youth.
penguinfarmer I’m just assuming those were both brand new and he has no real idea of the ideology of Castro or Malcolm X.
It’s amazing that he’s so damn good that he was had for a shitty backup guard.
USA Today’s Tom Pelissero reports the Vikings are trying to trade C John Sullivan.This explains why Sullivan was held out of the Vikings’ regular season dress rehearsal. At center, the Vikings are going with Joe Berger, who has history with new OL coach Tony Sparano, and who was excellent as a 16-game starter last year. Sullivan, 31, missed all of 2015 due to multiple back surgeries. If the Vikings can’t find a taker, Sullivan will likely be released.
https://twitter.com/fduffy3/status/770607080218759169
Creativity!!!
Hopefully it works
Tire148 I was likely the lone hold over for Licthenstieger on here but even I can see he’s a huge liability. With the interior sucking so bad it’s clear center is the problem.
Tire148 Really? That’s well done? You guys have your standards too low.
It’s so dumb that people would actually think the Titans new GM letting DGB go for Kelly is a sign that he isn’t any good.
http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000675402/article/nfl-bold-predictions-going-out-on-a-limb-with-each-nfc-team
This guy’s bold predictions are already toast.
Dallas Cowboys: http://www.nfl.com/player/tonyromo/2505354/profile plays the whole season.
New York Giants: http://www.nfl.com/player/elimanning/2505996/profile wins his first first-team All-Pro nod.
Philadelphia Eagles: http://www.nfl.com/player/carsonwentz/2555259/profile only sees the field in garbage time.
Washington Redskins: The defending NFC East champs finish third.
There’s nothing spot on about it. They aren’t even in the same ball park.
Two bums that were going to be cut were traded for each other.
An idiot coach released his best offensive weapon out of ego. There’s nothing to compare. Poor kids these days.
More? One player was released after a pro bowl season due to incompetence of management. The other situation has two never was’s traded for second chances.
Millennials, amirite? I smell a rage quit coming. The 40th pick going into his second season isn’t a bum by any measure. It’s simply a case of a new GM coming in and getting rid of the old regimes players so he can do things his way. You don’t have to like that Howie took that opportunity to take a chance on a kid with a boatload of upside. In fact, that makes it even sweeter.
Looks like he was getting blown up and pushed back into the pocket to me, which caused the short checkdown throw. Bad example.
https://twitter.com/ProFootballTalk/status/770612069368467460
Is this even a question? He dominated the league the whole time he was in the league
He’ll have to wait like the rest of the wr IMO. He should make it I guess but he needs to wait at least 3 cycles.
Madden Simulation of the season: Falcons win it all lol
NFC East
Cowboys 11-5
http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/teams/page/WAS/washington-redskins 10-6*
http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/teams/page/PHI/philadelphia-eagles 9-6-1
http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/teams/page/NYG/n-y-giants-giants 6-10
He was blocking his man for 3-4 seconds enough time to find a receiver IMO. I agree with Tire. It was a coverage checkdown.
Video on the site asks the question about him. Not a lot of teams would trade for him
F.Y.M I can’t see anyone else on the clip but Free. And I’m not trolling Weeden, no fun in that.
I do think Atlanta has an underrated defense. Lots of draft picks coming into their 2nd, 3rd, 4th year. A couple of years now in that Seattle system. They were better statistically last year than I would have thought. Could be a top 10 defense.
Worse. But I’ll make the bet more in your favor. If the Giants go 8-8 or worse, you win. A lot more favorable than betting 5-11.
Samarco Blackford The media isn’t using my bad predictions as stories though.
https://twitter.com/therealmarklane/status/770616403707568128 You figure out what Avi you want me to have yet badger? Lol
Jerry also said he isn’t as down for the 2016 season as he was the 2015 season.
Fiversons No Spin Zone Romo will be back in a week, obviously!
Not really, but I figured they would wait until game week to announce it. Lol
Gotcha… I was wondering if they seriously considered other options…
Tire148 The reverse order is the 5 stages of being a Cowboy player
How to play the Cowboys offense. Load the box with right players. Have two people on Dez and one player monitor Prescott
Lol. They aren’t great but you can’t leave Beasley and Williams open. Dak is good enough to get them the ball quickly. Especially if no one is one them.
ESPN Biggest Strength/Weakness:
Dallas: Oline/Pass Rush
NYG: Passing Off./Oline
Phil: Dline/WRs
Wash: Passing Off/ Run D
Watched the game finally yesterday, Reggie was gashing us… Seemed Goldston was was 5 yards down the field every run…
penguinfarmer Frenchie! You two need to consolidate this damn thing into one thread
Sir Squatch penguinfarmer Frenchie! One week avatar bet. If Giants finish 8-8 or worse, Canada wins. If Giants finish 9-7 or better, Antarctica wins.
https://twitter.com/NBCSports/status/770620862546321408
First Shanny, now the Ole ball coach.
F.Y.M Spurrier has a legit point. Shanny is just a whinny bitch.
He does mention Snyder is doing it the right way now.
F.Y.M Shanny asked for, and was given, complete control, then got pissed when his complete control also meant he was on the hook for bad decisions.
Sir Squatch F.Y.M Thanks for reminding me yet again about Chip’s tenure.
I think he was more pissed when the egomaniac he drafted usurped his control.
Samarco Blackford God, imagine when your rookie QB decides to have a meeting and show your coaches Aaron Rodgers game tape, says “I want to play more like that guy”, and you have to keep a straight face.
#InJayWeTrust Last year, after Cousins hit DeSean Jackson for a big play in practice, “he looks at me,” Will Compton said, “and starts yelling ‘Crabcakes and football, that’s what Maryland does!’” Cousins doesn’t limit himself to quotinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_2ADWBZgS8, though.
WHOA Kirk, calm down there.
Samarco Blackford LOL. Kirk might be a funny trash talker, but he couldn’t motivate me to get off the damn couch
Samarco Blackford “Yo this dude is a fuckin’ psychopath he’s just clapping at nothing.”
“We better listen to him, he’s fucking nuts”
Jerry has no timetable for Romo’s return.
Blasphemous… U will get up once he wins a Super Bowl…
#InJayWeTrust Samarco Blackford Just imagine him yelling “You Like That!?!” while dressed as Chris Farley and talking about his van down by the river.
Samarco Blackford Kirk Takes InJay to Bonertown confirmed
Sir Squatch F.Y.M You it has been written, so it shall be done.
Oh great. Week 4 of the preseason. Just what I want to watch.
Samarco Blackford If it lasts for more than 4 hours, call your doctor and brag about it.
Choy also said Romo could play week 1 because another player at some point in time had a similar injury.
Sir Squatch F.Y.M Choy subscribes to the same medical opinion as Romo….nothing to see here.
Romo is this years Peyton Manning. Use the rookie to keep him vertical to Thanksgiving. Then run with the veteran.
honeybadger23 Choy’s going to give Romo as many horse tranquilizers as it takes, goddamnit.
Yea, I would seek medics advice from the teenager…
honeybadger23 It all ends on Thursday, so it’s not like you have 5 days of week 4 games
Fiversons No Spin Zone Although honestly if you were seeking medical advice from this kid trained in “naturoapthy” you’re kinda getting what you pay for anyway.
Sir Squatch honeybadger23 He was OK for the Patriots during the SB run.
I know. I love how they compare the situation to the SB champs and a HOF QB. Only cow turds.
honeybadger23 They got Von Mil-
DeMarcus Wa-
Sean Le-oh he just got injured again
Barry Church?
Dongtavious Steelwang He only played half the season and was effective but not much else the rest of the year and through the playoffs
Pretty sure he was flagged every time an opposing team threw the ball near him in New Orleans
Samarco Blackford
Lots of people made the same mistake, including the team Doctors (and the ‘Internet Doc’).
It was surprising
honeybadger23 Wonder if that’s a consequence of him playing in Seattle, where they always play physical but they don’t get flagged as much.
Sir Squatch Never forget
https://gfycat.com/LegalComplicatedGnatcatcher
Samarco Blackford
I honestly didn’t see the others. If I had we could have gotten it out of the way earlier.
I had to troll you at least a little bit from our one conversation the other day.
https://twitter.com/MoveTheSticks/status/770623009832988672
I never even noticed the Tackles don’t move
#InJayWeTrust Cheap? Sure. But not sure what Long was thinking not looking down field.
F.Y.M
I’ve heard 6-10, but, who knows. The only thing I know is it isn’t a matter of pain tolerance like broken ribs, the fracture has to be healed or he runs a risk of a serious injury, up to and including paralysis.
Fake doctors are nothing new in Florida. That’s the state where people put tire flat into their asses as implants.
I just gave my two year old daughter her first Sour patch kid. Sour face, try it again, sour face, try it again. Lol.
F.Y.M My wife was drinking sparkling water and my son wanted some, tried to take a sip and got mad at the bubbles. Tried to take a sip, got mad at the bubbles. Did that a few times with the most hilarious face.
honeybadger23 This is why we are concerned about you being a parent
That’s a bit too much. The sour patch kids are my bribe for my son to take his allergy medicine. She saw me give them to him ,so I gave her one.
Mytee32
I don’t trust the Doctors in The Villages area. My wife and I use the Docs at Shands in Gainesville. The UF Health has some really good doctors, especially cardiologists
So when are you going to give me the Avi?
Sir Squatch Mytee32
On the Gulf side yes, there are some nice beaches on the Atlantic. Surf sucks for certain tho
You can give it to me now. Lol.
I’m perfectly fine with people thinking this now that I think about it. Don’t go to FL!!
Bill_In_FL I’ve never been to a Florida beach I’m sure they are lovely, it was a troll from a conversation a few months ago.
Mytee32 When you’re gettin “plastic surgery” from the back of a car trunk, you’re doin it wrong
I knew he would be dinged up, but I figured he would tough it out because he knows he really doesn’t have that much time left.
So I drafted Lamar Miller over Zeke. Did I make a mistake? Probably. Did I want to hitch my wagon to a rookie RB? …eh…
I’m in a PPR keeper with the #1 pick and choosing between AP and Zeke. Fuck.
splooz Keeper you have to go Zeke I would think. How long can you keep him for is the question?
#InJayWeTrust Dongtavious Steelwang I was like “do I have to fucking root for this kid every sunday as my primary back?”
That hurt my soul more.
So does mine. He has some really nasty tasting allergy medicine(I tried it bleh) he has to take when they act up. So I bribe him with them. He’s 5 and you know how difficult it can be to give young ones medicine.
Okay blog vote for ldds new avatar.
1 (fetal position Romo), 2 (Jerrah and Romo starring in Brokeback Mountain), 3 (Cowboys sux)
Also true, there is Downtown Brown. Unless the WRs are already all kept.
splooz I mean assuming Zeke pans out it would be worth it. He is prime keeper material. I just didn’t like picking him as my 1st back.
All kept homie. I had to pass on keeping Tom Terrific in the 10th round too cause fucking Goodell. This is my big moolah league too and the only one I actually give a fuck about.
Option C. FUWS don’t deserve a broken Romo every day. Choy does. FUWS doesn’t.
He’s really let the blog down. Hasn’t produced a decent PS in months.
Weak Brokenback mountain Avi bro. Should have gone with this one.
Yeah same boat. I also was swayed by the blog last year to draft Alhogor and Randle. Not happy with you people.
Okay ldds, I google image searching Romo being hurt actually made me feel bad so do option (c).
Full season. lmao
I deserve whatever Avi is picked. Lol . I made the bet
splooz I just drafted in my big money league and I don’t know how I feel about it. Kept Newton for a cheap pick but otherwise Hyde as my RB2 is scary, but Woodhead in the flex is good.
F.Y.M Yea that text is too small. Do the Cousins picture instead.
I reserve the right to make another avi bet with you sometime during the season HB. You ok with that?
Frenchie! Then all the westies will be in here looking for lap dances
Samarco Blackford
‘in the Gulf’? No, I don’t live ‘in the Gulf’. I live in central FL about equidistant from Tampa & Orlando.
Sir Squatch Frenchie! They’re all too busy hitting up Frenchie for Canadian strip club locations
I wonder if RCU took a flight to hawaii to catch the giant swell
Lol. Avi only. And RIP to his mom, but she was kind of a loopy one with her kids name. I don’t blame Dak one bit for using “Dak” as his name.
F.Y.M The only other Dak I heard of is Luke’s copilot who died in that snowspeeder
honeybadger23 That’s exactly the one I was thinking about. Good job guys.
@<——This Guy Sucks. WTF! DON’T TELL ME I SUCK! FUCK YOU FUWS!
Mytee32 Dongtavious Steelwang <------This Guy Sucks. Pretty harsh to think that Dong sucks
Mytee32 Dongtavious Steelwang @<——This Guy Sucks. I DIDN”T MEAN IT DONG! IT’S ALL FUWS FAULT!
Sir Squatch Mytee32 Dongtavious Steelwang IM SO CONFUSED GODDAMNIT
Dongtavious Steelwang
Yes, you made a mistake. Zeke went at the 2nd pick in the 2nd rd in my draft.
honeybadger23 I have the Eagles d for week one. They better not get his ass hurt!
Mytee32 honeybadger23 He’s in for a severe maiming!
Dongtavious Steelwang Mytee32 honeybadger23 I’m streaming every D that plays the Browns this year.
Dongtavious Steelwang Mytee32 honeybadger23 The sacks alone will win me the championship.
Isn’t it nice to have such a solid roster that you can start Studfeld in week 4 of preseason!
So true.
I think teams that need reps with key players should take them now. I think Dak and Co should get a quarter in too.
splooz I’d play Dak a half. I mean he needs all the reps he can get.
Mytee32 splooz You know who else looked great in the preseason last year?
Sammy Sleeves!
Dak would be lucky to put up Sam’s 2015 numbers. I think the records for 4th round QBs or who plays significant time during their rookie year is really bad.
Romo would not miss a game due to injury.
splooz I imagine the sample size for that is pretty small / there’s a large amount of hidden bias in that teams almost never start a guy at QB in the 4th round that they drafted that same year.
He gets his back massaged while the rest of the team stretches. No shit he’ll look old
There have been 4 since 1980 and the only one that was decent his rookie year was Kyle Orton. Barnwell discusses
http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/page/BarnwellNFLPreview160829/nfl-dallas-cowboys-win-nfc-east-dak-prescott-playing-much-tony-romo-injured
Knock on wood but he’s looked good so far.
<------This Guy Sucks. Why does this look so incredibly familiar but I can't remember what it's from
Dak is named after this character. His Bros are named Tad and Jace. And named after a Soap opera and a grocery clerk. Their mom was very creative. Lol. RIP
No surprise about VHIII. He was the best corner int he draft
Its the Dakota Dude Wild west C.O.Ws
Agreed HB, just had a good discussion with rep about vh3 and apple. I’m on vh3’s side.
I know. Lol. I can’t blame Dak though.
I couldn’t believe the Giants took Apple. Nothing against him, but Hargreaves looked so good to me (and most). He would have been who I would have wanted the Eagles to take if they had stayed at 8 (since Stanley was already off the board).
Dongtavious Steelwang Probably was on pain meds for the knee injury and got addicted.
Hargreaves is a number one corner. No question about. He would of made the defense even better.
Sullivan is looking like a cut candidate if he doesn’t get traded by the deadline. I imagine Skins are very interested.
You said you were more than an hour west of Tampa this morning. And you should try the beaches in the south on the Gulf side. They are very nice.
Samarco Blackford
I can see why Reese did it. No doubt VH3 is more ready to hit the ground running, but some feel Apple has a higher ceiling. Giants were looking for an outside corner and they think Apple might fit that role better. Apple is significantly faster and taller. If they were looking for a DRC replacement, I think Apple is closer.
We should bring in every center that gets cut for a look. They all cant possibly be worse than Licht.
Dongtavious Steelwang 31, has had microfracture surgery and spine surgery.
rep138 Samarco Blackford Apple has had penalty problems in college though. If he can’t shake those in the NFL he’s going to have a bad time.
Dongtavious Steelwang rep138 Samarco Blackford
Yup. He likes to grab jersey. Someone also said that Ohio State teaches their corners to play the pocket and not turn their head around to look for the ball. That seems idiotic to me, but it’s something else he needs to work on. He looked good against Decker Saturday. The Giants already have two established outside corners, but it’s looking like Apple might work his way onto the field sooner than expected.
I’d prefer he start as well, but there’s something to be said about starting the guy with experience. He looked very good on Saturday.
Just go with the rookie. Let him get his reps in if he’s getting better
IS it Friday already?
https://twitter.com/ProFootballTalk https://twitter.com/ProFootballTalk/status/770642133913141248
Free agent defensive tackle Sammie Lee Hill suspended four games for drug policy violation
Peterson seems to like Seumalo over wiz, wiz has basically said he’s here working for his next deal.
In the empty Phills stadium last night you could hear some decent heckling of Werth.
splooz From the Washington dugout or the Phillies? I am sure the fans were at the Chickie and Petes not in their seats right?
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze Sounds like an employee trying to get a day off.
He hit a HR so probably the Philly fans. Unless Harper was screaming Werthless at him.
I dont get how all these guys that run these companies that pay zero fucking tax are all liberals…
The Nats haven’t played a playoff series without Werth so no is the correct answer.
Fiversons No Spin Zone Because the only ones with business success are liberals
jk jk jk jk jk
Both your comments don’t relate to my question. Way to avoid it though
Fiversons No Spin Zone Than you haven’t been paying attention. Been the case that liberals avoid paying more than just about anyone. Apple will get it knocked down to about $1B but the US should do a massive tax holiday for the offshores. We are not competitive in the world on tax rates.
You want jobs to come back make it worth while….
Your question “Have the Nats won a playoff series since Werth left them?” doesn’t make any sense since Werth is still a Nat…
Obie Juan and Only Fiversons No Spin Zone Besides, it’s not like skirting taxes is just a liberal or conservative thing. If you’re rich and in power, you’re going to do it anyway.
Werth has insured that the Phillies fans don’t walk down board street and also managed to make sure the Nats haven’t won’t a playoff series.
Always, all the time, 24/7, 365, for all eternity and beyond… even in victory, especially in defeat… even with Dak, Deez and Elliott…
Well the “them” is understood to be the Phillies, but carry on playing dumb splooz
The Nats have never won a playoff series. We can just leave it at that.
Time to play the fake assumption game. One of my least favourites of his
I don’t think it’s dumb to answer the question as it was asked. He knew the answer to the question.
Yes but these guys support liberals that bash the rich for not lying their fair share… Then they do the exact same thing…
Fiversons No Spin Zone Welcome to politics – hypocrisy a mundo!
Terrible. See. That’s how you answer another person’s question. Not like a 5 year old
As its asked means the Phillies. Stick to IT, splooz. English isn’t your strength. Also this worming you are doing is embarrassing.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze Aw, this conversation is just like old times. This warms the cockles.
Dongtavious Steelwang Obie Juan and Only Fiversons No Spin Zone I think it is more that if you are running a company cash is fuel for growth.
The kicker is when wealthy liberals cheat on their personal taxes.
For example, John Kerry docks his $300 million yacht in Rhode Island because they permit the expenditure to be treated as an additional home and have no sales tax….saves him $15 mil per year in taxation that could be feeding poor Red Sox fans.
Obie Juan and Only Dongtavious Steelwang Fiversons No Spin Zone The way the law is designed and the way companies work is to maximize profit essentially. If you don’t maximize profits by any means necessary, you’re out because you’re not “looking in the best interest of the investor” even if your actions are questionable at best.
https://twitter.com/JoshPaunil/status/770643031057764352
Make or break year for Kelce. He didn’t have much surrounding him but he was pretty bad the last couple of years. Hopefully he bounces back
Tire148 I’m wondering if slowing the scheme down will help or hurt him. He’s already undersized as it is.
I think he does, I think this scheme is better for him and now he has some real guards next to him.
Tire asked a poorly worded question and my English is the problem? Ok. That makes a lot of sense.
Samarco Blackford Now I can’t unsee a sack, thanks a lot
Dongtavious Steelwang Obie Juan and Only Fiversons No Spin Zone Agreed. So why is a guy like John Kerry skirting on his personal taxes while campaigning with Hillary that the wealthy don’t pay their fair share?
It is about hypocrisy. None of them believe anything other than they want to be President.
Tire asked a question that was pretty clear to everyone besides you, you are now throwing a hissy like a child, just stop.
But my structure is just fine, since you got what I meant.
Obie Juan and Only Dongtavious Steelwang Fiversons No Spin Zone It goes for both sides. Everybody is representing their own interests and not the “interests of the people.” It’s all about finding scapegoats and getting the poor/middle class to hate another cause rather than to look at the root of the problem – they’re not actually being represented in Congress.
I understand that you used the wrong word right before mocking someone else’s English. How embarrassing.
Lol and you just fucked up too.
Embarassment all around.
Obie Juan and Only Dongtavious Steelwang Fiversons No Spin Zone If we want to continue with that – conservatives are all about killing Planned Parenthood because it’s a baby killer and provides abortions, when abortions are a mere fraction of what PP does – a lot of it is free health services for women. And people have died because of cut funding to PP, despite conservatives being “pro-life” and assuming that life ends as soon as you exit the vagina. When you’re out, good luck, Chuck, you’re on your own now.
you were even involved in the conversation…not the best day on SKA for squatch
I’m fine with my error and don’t care. I’m also fine with Tire’s botch making his question unintelligible. I’m also fine with the Nats in first and headed back to the playoffs.
Good stuff all around.
Samarco Blackford Don’t kill our diversity quota by alienating our one bigfoot/Sasquatch.
In a radio interview, Cowboys owner Jerry Jones said he is not sure when Tony Romo (back) will return.”I don’t know and don’t know that anybody does,” Jones said. “But it’s quite a range there, four to six, six to eight, eight to (10).” A return after the team’s Week 7 bye has been floated as the most likely scenario, but Jones said the team is still discussing whether or not to place Romo on injured reserve, which would keep him out at least the first eight weeks. Dak Prescott will open the season as the starter.
Dongtavious Steelwang Obie Juan and Only Fiversons No Spin Zone Agreed. There is no honor in it at all. It is a power play only. Now I think it has also become a bigger business.
– Clinton > Pres > $100 million and $2 Billion at the CFI
– Huckabee > No chance at President > Makes $1 million on books
– 17 people ran for the GOP nom = 4 had a chance.
– Trump likely ran to create a fringe following and cash in with his own network, etc. He obviously isn’t trying to win.
Doesn’t matter which side, the entire system has become distorted.
Sir Squatch Cowboys LB Sean Lee is sidelined with a knee injury.He had an MRI on Monday, but coach Jason Garrett says the results were “positive,” likely meaning the test results were negative. It does not sound like Lee is dealing with a serious injury, but it is another reminder of his injury history. Already down several key members of the front seven, Dallas cannot afford to be without Lee.
I have bad SKA days too, nothing to be ashamed of. Just pointing it out.
Samarco Blackford Without public shaming we would be mere pawns in the big ESPN machine. Keep up the fight.
You don’t seem fine, very skittish. But since you have gone full circle, I’ll ask tire’s question.
Have the Nats won a playoff series since werth left the Phillies?
Mytee32 Next up – Dr. Jerry discusses the secret to eternal life
Mytee32 Oct 30 vs. the Eagles to me is the most likely of Dak keeps them at 0.500. It is after the teams bye week. and after the Packers game that they would likely loose if it were Romo’s first game back. They can’t afford to lose additional division games.
Mytee32 Dr Choy already determined it’s 4 games, not sure why anyone keeps attempting to change that
No. The Nats have not won a series in the playoffs in their 10 years in DC.
They should have another chance in a month though.
It’s not tough to answer a question everyone knows the answer to. Just like “How many Super Bowls have the Eagles won?”
Well, all the posts in this thread seem to disagree with you on that. You had a hell of time answering a simple question.
Mytee32 Almost more interesting to see what would happen in Dak runs the table and they are 8-0 when Romo is ready….fans (not including Choy) can turn on a dime. Of course, Choy has a Romo poster over his bunk bed in his mom’s basement so he has some added loyalty.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze When people do this, do they have to pay for the crop damage?
The way you structured your sentence doesn’t call for an answer splooz as you were giving an example. So ask the question properly and we will answer. Sploozs’rules are fun.
And I’d be more interested to see what the Eagles would do with Bradford if he won the SB this season.
http://insidethepylon.com/nfl/teams-nfl/nfc-east/philadelphia-eagles/2016/08/25/the-dorial-green-beckham-experience/
DGB > Haden cause he’s taller than him
This doesn’t make sense (shocker). I’ll move on. Enjoy watching the Nats in the playoffs again.
Samarco Blackford I think the Eagles should be focused on scoring more TD’s than a 4th round Cowboys draft pick for the entire preseason…
They probably have a SB level defense though, no offense to match. Opposite of the Cowboys…
or the Pro Lifers who are for the Death Penalty… and against welfare… you can’t have an abortion but we won’t help you pay for the baby once it’s boorn
Haven’t you heard? DGB has to suck because the historically awesome Titan’s FO didn’t want him and he was traded for Dennis Kelly. Draft stock and ability be damned.
Great question, depends. When I was training we got insurance via the school so we wouldn’t be on the hook for stuff like that. So if they had insurance, depending on the coverage, they wouldn’t have to pay for it.
Samarco Blackford http://www.tennessean.com/story/sports/nfl/titans/2016/08/29/former-titans-wr-green-beckham-makes-most-opportunity/89537508/
“He’s a big physical receiver,” Bradford told Philadelphia media. “He’s kind of the receiver that comes to mind when you think of fades in the red zone.
….yes!
Sir Squatch Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze If that were marijuana and not corn, I would say so!
Why would I watch the Nats? When I can just watch the Phillies not win in the playoffs?
Samarco Blackford Do you get a boner when you look in a mirror?
Samarco Blackford Since we are away from the troll I wanted to point something out about your DJax comparison, you effectively said Jon Robinson>Howie by doing that.
I don’t think you can rent a plane with out some coverage.
Everybody knows Howie was making coffee during that period. So no. Your day isn’t getting better.
Lupo All essentially true. While I am a fiscal conservative, socially I am a libertarian in most things. I don’t agree with public funding of planned parenthood in large part because they spend 40% of the money on political efforts and it is a redundant service if ObamaCare is in place….
The bigger issue right now should be the prison system. Prisons are no longer state owned they are big business (often owned by defense contractors). The lobbying for laws to change that effectively lock people up for life so that these companies can caash in is perverted.
Weren’t Knighton and Paea Scot’s big FA signings to fill up their bad DL just last season?
Doubt they would have signed Jenkins this late if they weren’t planning on him making it. Think this is more of a good thing for Reyes and Ioaniddis.
Prisons, Healthcare, Education.. things that should never be ran for profit
splooz They cut Paea because his middle name was Asparagus and he smelled funny.
What? You think Getting rid of Jackson, Shady, and Maclin were Roseman moves? Ok squatch.
Neither of them were “big signings”. They were simply moves. Norman’s his only big FA signing thus far.
Figure the skins are going to allow even more rushing yards this year than they did last year? I mean, do they have DTa in Washington?
yeah, those were chip calls.
Well actually the Maclin thing was actually Maclin’s call, he wanted to be back with Andy and took more money.
The period should be inside the last set of quotation marks Mr. English.
Lupo Sources say Redskins coaches have put up “At least you’re not the Cowboys” sign in the DL room.
Lupo Really think the Cowboys are focused on building from within. They have to get a QB now that they are down to two but were it not for Romo’s back I don’t think they would add there.
My concern is that they go back and take Hardy cheap. I have a pizza bet with Weech that Hardy is signed by week 1. It is my hope that they don’t do it, I will be happy to buy the pizza.
Samarco Blackford Yeah ioannidis is the only DT they’ve drafted, just meant that neither Paea or Knighton were big contracts, forced to live with forever type deals.
I can’t understand that post now. Let me troll about it, stupidly, for a bit.
I’m typing in British English but I’ll insure that I look up the American way to appease Francis since he thinks I should stick to IT.
Dallas might be ok against the run…they might only produce single digit sacks as a team though
Looks like it is costing the Skins to dump Paea?
http://overthecap.com/player/stephen-paea/1806/
Play to your strengths, splooz. Don’t become Splooz, the blog grammar nazi, on us again.
Samarco Blackford It’s honestly hard to think of a unit that’s worse off than the Cowboys right now. Their top guys aren’t even THAT good, but they’re suspended, with a lack of depth and talent behind them.
Otsitheiceman I seriously worry about them stopping the run and running the ball. More yards allowed on the ground than last year? I don’t know.
https://twitter.com/theMMQB/status/770616006968475648
7. Speaking of McLeod, he’s the best bang-for-the-buck free-agent acquisition of 2016. Among NFL centerfielders, his range is second to only Earl Thomas’s.
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Most underrated pick up of the year fur the Eagles maybe even for the league.
Im disappointed in Paea. His last year in Chi, he put up really good sack numbers for a DT. I thought he’d have an impact at DE for us. Oh well.
Sir Squatch Obie Juan and Only Addition by subtraction
honeybadger23 I feel the same way. Rather than seeing the upside of their potential, we saw the downside for both Paea and Roast.
Tire148 McLeod was a great signing. I miss the days when we had a boss secondary with Vincent/Dawkins/Lewis/Sheldon.
He sucks… We don’t have a starting caliber lineman on the team minus Baker…
Mute point. I can admit when I am wrong, and was wrong there. Stop this dribble.
Maybe our scheme didn’t fit him? I dunno. Baker has panned out and Hatcher was good for a few years.
Tire148 Eagles have to hope he does enough to get something for him. They didn’t trade the house for Wentz to be in training for 4 years.
Wentz seems to be a slow healer….I read that his rib is only 60% healed? Will he be available before or after Romo….
honeybadger23 Ziggy having a good preseason cost him his spot
What sucks is that Kendell Reyes has looked even worse than Paea and he’s still on the team.
Huge signing. Love this defense right now. I’m very pleasantly surprised by Watkins and Smith as well. They should provide nice depth.
Actually, you did. Remember your hissy over tire’s question?
honeybadger23 Will probably kick ass for the Cowboys given that he may be playing for his career now. The contract may have made him fat dumb and dumber.
honeybadger23 Baker, who hasn’t done much this preseason, Ziggy Hood and Ricky the French are the only worth while linemen on the team IMO.
Lupo Not good he missed the whole preseason effectively. Going to be hard to throw him out there to the wolves.
well that’s not really the plan so I’m not that worried.. if Dak can start, so can he
Yes. I really like what I saw on Saturday. He’s not starter, but he can certainly hold his own. Who would have thought 2 players from ND State might make this roster?
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze Not to parse words, but the expression is “drivel”, not “dribble”.
Why would he be thrown to the wolves? He’s the 3rd QB.
Samarco Blackford If Bradford performs well, I’m fine with Wentz sitting another year to learn too. No need to rush him.
Reckon so. So our DEs are likely Baker, RJF, Reyes, and Jenkins while our NTs are Hood, Golsten, King Ioannidas?
Not too stoked for that group. Hope they surprise.
That’s the joke Monz, rcu used both “mute” instead of “moot” and “dribble” instead of “drivel”
Agreed mytee… And only baker would start for other teams…
Bradford would have to perform extremely well imo. Like at least one playoff win, maybe two. Otherwise, get something for him while you can and let Wentz take the wheel.
I think Hardy would be an option for them if he wasn’t there last year, if that makes sense… he showed his ass there last year
splooz Ioannidas has apparently had a good but quiet camp and preseason, hope he can step up.
honeybadger23 If the reasoning to keep Fisher was “he knows how to help a team transition between cities” I’m fucking dead. That’s the stupidest bullshit I’ve ever heard of.
Yeah, actually I think the better Bradford plays the more likely he gets traded.
Lupo I get the sentiment, without the profit motive healthcare technology would be at a stand still. It is the part of the system that is completely perverted that becomes the issue.
Marginal drugs get used by doctors because the companies are better marketeers instead of the drug being most effective, etc
Obamacare is and will be a disaster. We either need to go full Monty or not all in terms of government intervention on health delivery.
Prisons – with companies take over the prisons there is no fiscal motivation. We should be sentencing people to 10 years. 5 years if they study until they get 1600 on the SAT.
Sir Squatch ??? Are they counting wins as an assistant coach, position coach, waterboy, and uniform grunt?
He’s been a pleasant surprise. I’m a Watkins fan, thought that the way chip did things hurt his growth.
Monz Venus He’s been a coach for 21 years, tied with Belichick for most for current active coach.
Did both Paea and Riley play better in a 4-3?
Hmm. 4.42 and 4.46 aren’t slow in my book but whatever.
Dongtavious Steelwang Samarco Blackford You need to have enough slack with a rookie QB to get him out there and know that he is the real deal before you are finding yourself with a 5 yr $100 million QB that doesn’t have it. If he sits 2 years, you end up with another year of ‘developmental’ on field and then have only a year to pick up the fifth. It is tight if he gets hurt or other issues (like a strike) happens.
lol http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000488744/article/nelson-agholor-amari-cooper-among-speedsters-who-will-shine
Cowboys, at least until Lawrence returns, are going to have a much better group of run stoppers than rush men. Between Crawford, and McClain and Thornton, the Cowboys are hoping that what they lack off the edges, is going to be offset by some push up the middle. Between that, and their above average secondary, I expect an average performance by the defense this year.
Now, if as I believe, Irving and Maywa are able to generate SOME pressure on the outside, the Cowboys may actually have a slightly better than average defense this year.
Riley never really played in the 4-3 in DC. He played well in 2012 with Fletcher lining things up. Stunk ever since.
It was in the article I just posted. Way to put it to the top. They are slow though
Ah. I thought he played Mike and had a good year once.
Thornton is great vs the run, but doesn’t crash the pocket.
We went to 3-4 when Shanny came to town in 2011. Blatch ran a 4-3 under Zorn (and Gregg Williams before him) where Fletcher was the MLB.
Matthews is a long strider, has deep enough at the top of his routes to run away from defenders, or stiff arm them.
Difference in how he was used. Philly didn’t have him trying to push like the Cowboys want to use him.
Otsitheiceman Cowboys were 17th in total defense last year. 5th against the pass (surprised) and 22nd against the rush. 16th PPG.
– Rush game (Elliot + Morris + McFadden) will be improved.
– Rush defense will be improved.
Totally reasonable to think in terms of total defense the Cowboys could move up a few spots maybe 13th?
Hitch is pretty solid. I’m hoping Durant comes back and recreates some of that magic he had with Marinelli last time he was here.
And McClain didn’t play, Crawford played with torn rotator cuff all year, and they didn’t have Thornton and instead played with super mutt a Nick Hayden.
I’m ok with the Skins jettisoning washed up talent. They might not have a better option to fill the holes right now, but at least the dead wood is gone.
Obie Juan and Only Otsitheiceman LOL 5th against the pass. Hilarious.
effenciency wise, they were 19th overall… 17th vs the pass, 29th vs the run http://www.footballoutsiders.com/stats/teamdef
Plenty of space to bring in other washed up talent cut elsewhere but the good news is other washed up talent being cut from other dlines has to be better than the crap we are cutting here.
Sir Squatch Obie Juan and Only Otsitheiceman
http://www.espn.com/nfl/statistics/team/_/stat/total/sort/netPassingYardsPerGame/position/defense
Am I wrong?
I’ll grant that we ran a 2 gap 3-4 scheme for the majority of the time he was with us but he did play in a 4-3 in 2012. He’s just not a pass rusher, 4 career sacks in 5 season speaks to this.
this coming from Aaron Schatz’s biggest fan? you go by yards? this is like baseball people still thinking pitcher wins are a meaningful stat
They just signed that wood last offseason though. Your problem should lie with Scot signing washed up talent in the first place.
I had a dream that there was economic collapse and food was about to become scarce so I was trying to move my parents to the hills.
Was your weed induced too?
Sir Squatch Obie Juan and Only What I am missing if they are listed 5th in pass per game? I was surprised so I don’t believe it either….
I watched the games. And geez man, I quoted Shatz one time and this is where you go with it? He’s not alone in believing the Cowboys are STILL the favorites to win the division, and that the a giants are the second choice.
Obie Juan and Only Sir Squatch Passing Yards per game <> 5th best passing defense
Otsitheiceman Cowboys have the easiest schedule. I am surprised how many still think Dak is going to run the table like the preseason…
All kidding aside, Shaq is a pretty awesome and smart dude. Very savvy businessman as well.
Sir Squatch Obie Juan and Only It is a reasonable proxy for performance. I didn’t make up the stat…
You got your optimists and your pessimists but the first four games present the optimists with enough basis to believe he’s got chances to win four games to start.
Obie Juan and Only No it isn’t a proxy at all. It doesn’t take into account anything that would lead an opposing team to not be passing, like blowing out the other team, or killing them in the rush game. All it tells you is that teams passed less against the Cowboys, it doesn’t tell you why.
Weech: So far no talk of the Hardy to the Cowboys signing….looking good for your pizza bet. I hope I have to pay off….
We were just talking that the Skins cut Paea, he may be a filler candidate for the Cowboys.
You know this because of your dream? If that’s the case….
Kate Mara wants my dick, bad.
Weech LOL I feel a little bad for him because he turned down investing in Starbucks, simply because he doesn’t like coffee.
Bruh, you can take that to the bank. If they wanted him he’d already be signed.
Weech But neither could spell capital or is it capitol.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze That’s some football royalty that wants your hot dog amigo
Obie Juan and Only Weech ol is the building, because you can put a hat on the o and its a building
Monz Venus Lupo You should take off those goggles then dawg
Mytee32 lol this almost sounds like because Su’a Cravens is versatile he’s also expendable
Dongtavious Steelwang Monz Venus Lupo I think I’ll just STFU now.
Weech Pretty much agree. If you remember back when we made the bet I was hoping upon hope that they wouldn’t sign him. Hate the guy. Like what the Cowboys are working toward within the team, they can’t help signing a guy like Gregory and him smoking a little weed, Hardy is a known felon and shouldn’t be signed.
What are we the Giants that sign known abusers?
I don’t think SKA algorithm likes Shitrant’s thresher fetish. Good thing for us.
Weech They knocked out those town names and properly used Takk Fyrir
Do you not learn how to say please and thank you in the local languages of the places you go? I do.
Also, it wouldn’t be hard to look on a map and find the name of the city to spell it right.
Weech Invite a few over for the Giants game, looks like it will be on me…
Sorry I answered your incoherent question. Next time I’ll insure to try to figure out what you mean.
I’d like to propose a bet with mytee. DGB v. Jaccson – catches, yards and TDs. Whoever has better numbers in 2 out of 3 wins.
Samarco Blackford OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO the gauntlet has been thrown!
Reach.
We need another juice box for splooz, the hissy is starting up again.
Samarco Blackford OK
Remind him Howie > Scot while you’re at it
Lupo wtf Dora, only losers vape
Seriously, why do fucking kids vape? It looks so goddamn lame
Monz Venus Hey Monz, how is Stork working out for the Skins so far?
He’s a 55 catch, 800-900 yard, 5 TD guy. His one year with Chip was the exception, not the rule.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze QB confusion in Philly – pretty bold given their preseason performance…
Seriously though cloister, that’s a bold fucking bet.
Obie, you are the only one confused by the Eagles QB situation.
honeybadger23 See, straight to the point answer to my question
Place it right on your butt to ENSURE maximum effectiveness.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze Not confused. Very likely Bradford doesn’t go the distance so it will be Daniel at some point and then maybe Wentz.
Hard for any team to have a cohesive offense within mucial chairs at the QB. I am a Cowboy fan, know all about this topic.
Eagles WR situation: Can you catch? Yes? You are now the #1 WR.
Samarco Blackford Feed him shit and keep him in the dark
D-Jax is in the contract year but he’s the #2 option at bet in DC with a lot of weapons around him to poach targets. I don’t think any of our pass catchers put up huge numbers but as a group I think the passing game will be top notch.
So we are talking about injuries that haven’t happened yet and assuming we eventually play Wentz for some unknown reason. Are you sure you aren’t confused?
“At bet” dgb is the 3rd option on a team that will run the ball.
Lupo, mytee, and Francis. There are only 5 of us in the survivor pool. Do you guys want to continue? These wankers don’t want to join. Their wives will hit them for spending $20.
Samarco Blackford OK c’mon if nobody gets my joke I’ll be sad.
wanker is such a great term.. i’m still in if you guys want.. if we are a go i’ll send you Paypal.. to what address?
Lupo Weech Industries
The Tunnel under the Border Wall
Mexico
Cinco De Mayo
Dongtavious Steelwang Samarco Blackford I got it. Hence, the like
Frenchie! Dongtavious Steelwang Samarco Blackford My dude
Shouldn’t matter considering mytee thinks DGB is such a bust. And DGB has been limited to one position so far, he has a lot of catching up to do. He likes to talk shit on DGB, let him put his avi where his troll is.
Sir Squatch Dongtavious Steelwang Casa de Telenovela de Burro
Weech My wife will hit me for spending 20 too but it. I like it rough.
Samarco Blackford Jackanapes and rapscallion not used enough nowadays, damn kids
Sir Squatch Is the featured image of the editor in chief?
Sir Squatch Dongtavious Steelwang Which cousin did I offend?
That’s how blg started, now he’s going to be working for birds 24/7
Weech I will do it. Is there a website / credit deal ?
Maybe you should sit this one out Donald…..
http://www.sportingnews.com/nfl/news/donald-trump-colin-kaepernick-national-anthem-flag-protest/1f52ma0oo8u22100zf7dpdmv0c
I posted the details up top. Send your $20 to the email I have up as well.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze My wife has an account. I will do it. Want me to recruit some friends not on this board?
I figure fuck it. there is nothing beaster can do to me that won’t get him in way more shit than me.
Fiversons No Spin Zone Has your head been under a rock this morning sir Fives? Look up what he said about Kaepernick
https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/770666228734124032https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/770666228734124032
Packers are trading LB Lerentee McCray to the Buffalo Bills for a draft pick, per source.
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Dat shit cray.
(i’ll see myself out)
@ Weech
I joined… Can u access through the app? And how do I pay?
Sir Squatch F it well you thought I was mosley. so….
So it’s really Justin, back from his black ops tour I assume.
Weech you know you both already checked my IP
Fiversons No Spin Zone Send me $1,000, I’ll make sure Weech gets the money
He can’t talk about it. We lost a lot of good berries out there, though.
It’s easy. Every week you pick a team that for sure will win that week. That team is now ineligible for the rest of the season.
This is the second time I @ weeched the past two weeks and I immediately get a call from a weird Mexican or Texas number…
Justin, were you really bugging Mosley via text for info on here?
Still cautious to say yes. IP is correct but could be using a VPN. We’ll monitor his mannerism.
Neither do I… I will just have to save it… Thanks again lupo…
Weech “Oh god it’s Beaster wearing justin like a skinsuit”
no bugging each other, but we texted a couple times.
Yes. There are risks for both of us, but I figured since we argue about it, why not?
#InJayWeTrust Fiversons No Spin Zone Pretty good stuff. Kaepernick, like the NFL isn’t wanted by anyone white or black.
monitor the fact I’ll be refraining from here best I can while beaster is here
Dak just needs a split in the first 6 weeks (if it takes that long) Any more is gravy.
http://www.espn.com/blog/dallas/cowboys/post/_/id/4753506/players-coaches-already-trust-dak-prescott-to-perform
splooz But is he actually better than Lichty? He’s 31 and has had multiple injuries the past two years
I think he’s worth a shot at this point. Lichty is also dinged again.
splooz That’s ridiculous
Weiner would never text his wife
beenthere I was watching you talk about the defense earlier. They simply need one man to stay healthy to be above average. we lose sean lee, our defense is shit.
He’s catfishing him telling he’s someone else.
Seriously why are people proud of her? It took her 3 times being publicly humiliated and likely countless private times before she said enough?
I checked in almost daily when I rage quit for a few days as well. Don’t judge me.
Samarco Blackford “Are they talking about me?”
-Anyone who has rage quit
I paid my cousins to stay home from the fields until Justin came back.
You’re welcome?
F it Sir Squatch splooz Stork is 25 and played well. He had concussion issues which we all knew about, but yes, I would have trusted him over a 31 year old coming off back to back surgerys and having not played last year.
Weech Is this like the Mexican version of Field of Dreams or something
You hear they IR’d McCalister, Justin?
Good news for you – 0 sacks this season
Good news for me – he didn’t go to the PS and won’t get scooped up by another team
Weech Trash pandas is an endearing name for them though
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze I am in don’t have the Paypal password…my CFO (wife) does…
Samarco Blackford I was seriously interested to see how he’d play out solely based on your interest in him cloister
and Gregory may not even play at all this year. if this bet becomes a push at zero we should both be ashamed
Welcome back Justin. I lost the Romo bet.
I think you can send by email from your bank if you want to do it that way. I’m trustworthy. Ask El Chapo.
All I ever said was that I liked his skill set and that he compared to Leonard Floyd physically and now I’m attached to the guy at the hip. So be it.
What’s the reason for the Perry and Paea’s release? I thought yall niggas liked them both.
Mytee32 IT’s like he raped your farmland and pillaged your women
No, they both were turrible the entire time. Scot said so.
You fucking argued about this for days then rage quit.
Yeah, you’re attached.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze I’m pretty sure I was the only anti-Perry Skins fan in here last year, so fuck these crackas
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze Not this one. He’s been my most hated Skin for a long time.
is Riley Perry better than Anthony Hitchens? Christine Michael made him look pretty stupid a few times
I had high hopes for Paea and wanted him coming out of Oregon but he just can’t play.
I’ll take my chances. But don’t try to make your love affair with him seem like some tardy one night er; you’re hitched.
Michael has made Dallas look dumb in general.
He’s a guy that just kind of shows up and tries to be where he’s supposed to but never ever makes a play. He’s fucking annoying as shit.
He’d be tied for Dallas active career sack lead if you all sign him.
Geez fucking Louise.
How’d he do against the first team minus Crawford?
I’ll help you out; for shit.
Bold prediction (for you FFB’ers) : Bryce Butler is going to pass Terrance Williams on the depth chart this season.
Mytee32 And that he’s also good at football, unlike, um….other WR’s
He don’t need no contract, he got Jacpot records yo!
I ‘m not putting either one of those scrubs on my fantasy team
Yes. But he’s also a 55-60 catch, 800-900 yard, 6 TD WR. His one year with Chip was the exception, not the rule.
Butler is going to make some noise. Don’t be surprised if he hauls in 6 TDs this season.
that’s why its called a bold prediction. Thank You
Weech I’m getting a Laurent Robby feeling from him
He’s a taller threat. Not to mention he’s been working with Dak a lot since he’s 2nd team.
Weech Williams also dropped that bomb from Dak against SEA. it wasn’t tipped
Ok, maybe it’s more like 900-1000 or so now that I looked it up, but I’m ok taking the risk of the bet for talking shit purposes.
I did a 14 team draft last night, someone took Andre Johnson in the 3rd.
Samarco Blackford best way to end a silly or annoying argument = make a bet
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze Usin that 2014 draft sheet
F it Samarco Blackford Just say this to Weech, he’ll agree to anything. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQU02n358VY
Right? It’s a $100 per person. A few others drafted 2 qbs in the first 5 rounds, there is only 1 active QB spot
Joeckel is now the starting LG for jax. Ouch.
https://twitter.com/PFF https://twitter.com/PFF/status/770673946870112256https://twitter.com/PFF/status/770673946870112256
Ranking all 32 offensive lines heading into 2016.
https://t.co/Uxrr94PU5P
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I won’t spoil who #1 is.
OOOOOH THAT”S A BINGO! Is that the expression?
I’m curious if their pass protection improves with Dak behind center. I’ve always felt Romo held the ball too long.
I have come to the conclusion that I consume too much green beans, corn and chicken…
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze RIP Blog
Thanks a lot Fives
F it I’m sure if it doesn’t, Dak will get the blame and not the line
I had left over chicken enchiladas, beans and yellow rice for breakfast and lunch.
had kielbasa (and mustard)last night.. side dish was cabbage, onions, bacon and potato skillet… so good
hopefully. but that stuff goes out of your system quickly.
I have no problem with 2 preseason games and 1 more reg season. Scrimmages don’t give you the same look
that’s what I think they should do as well…only problem is owners lose out on a game’s worth of $$
real question is if anything can happen before 2020.. i imagine of owners and NFLPA agree it can… groundswell seems to be gaining momentum.. preseason is a joke at this point
There is no way the owners would sign off on what amounts to losing 1 game day.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze Adding two playoff teams might
F that… Cliff Lwee reminds me of nothing but unfulfilled expectations
We have and I told you I’d bring him back for the reg season. Don’t make me change my mind Monz!!
Maybe, but I bet they view reg season as separate from postseason.
I wonder how much a reg season game makes versus a preseason.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze I’m sure, but it might be incentive for them.
pretty much the same in terms of ticket sales (at least for the teams that have a logjam for season tix)
https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/770678821867716612
Are GM’s sunject to random drug testing?
I would imagine lower level at Jerry World costs a lot less during preseason
The face value of the tix for preseason are the same as reg season for Eagles season ticket holders. I would imagine it’s the same for every team.
https://twitter.com/JoshPaunil/status/770662927414296577
Trade for Jaaaasshhhhh Gordon
Let the dream go Tire. Can’t really trade for a guy suspended for the first 4.
If they are getting a talent like Turner then they need to send us a first round pick.
Does Myke Tavarres make the team?
I think if you mis-spell your own name you may be too dumb to play football.
I think the agent gave him a pretty quick WTF! and he changed his tune.
Highly unlikely. Also his parents are at fault for his name.
So not only will he not make the team , he won’t stand by his principles either…
I think PT probably goes to the practice squad too. I have no idea who they might actually be looking at. Thoughts?
I think they are waiting on more cuts to happen.
I have no idea. Idk who’s on the outs at WR. Haven’t heard any interesting names. Kendall Wright is the only name I can think of, but you can only go back to that shitty well so many times
I was trying to say what tire said better below
Kaepernick is now playing for Chip….
– Since there isn’t a starter named there….
– Does Kaep get the starter job ?
– Does Kaep blame Chips racists ways for losing the starting job?
Aside from the seriousness of the issue, this is some great pre-season fake drama…
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze Doesn’t mean Kaep won’t cry race when he isn’t….
I’m not trying pick a fight Justin as I wasn’t here when the trade happened and I know you and beaster go into it, but do you not think DGB has some real potential?
Remember when he thought we shouldn’t of done that trade because of Dennis Kelly.
We should of started a Justin’s quotes file back in the day
I was more trolling that day than anything……. DGB has potential but his inability to learn the playbook and run routes is scary. and went to a team that needs consistency and a proven WR.
I also mis-understood how you guys thought of Dennis Kelly. (and now Gardner released…) on the surface, my troll was that you are already starring at a suspension for Lane and you trade away your swing tackle for a 2nd round WR with uber potential in his second season that a team doesn’t want.
Obie Juan and Only Kaep is going to get drilled whenever guys get chance to tackle him
Lupo Also, sometimes guys just do better in a new environment. Even if you are talented you might not succeed on a specific team with a specific staff and scheme
Lupo Dez proved himself day one in the NFL…….
this is a STUPID comparison
Sounds reasonable. It’s basically a chance to roll the dice on a guy picked 40th overall with some real potential for free. I love it.
F it Lupo Cris Carter then? Was on the Eagles, cut by Buddy for drug problems, and then blew up in MIN.
Lupo I get the homer optimism…..just don’t expect me to agree with it. a guy with that much potential being traded for Dennis Kelly? cmon man….
Lupo I’m pretty sure the Redskins want David Amerson back
H2O To counter Justin’s depth argument – we got something out of a guy we were probably going to cut anyway. That’s a win.
Lol. That’s the point. Every day or two I will come up with a different insult. HB should have just stuck with the original one he chose.
Lupo Not that it should matter if he’s mixed or not, but he’s just stupid
Dongtavious Steelwang I admit, I thought you guys felt Kelly was better than you say he is now
F it Dongtavious Steelwang I don’t like any of our depth lineman
The team has a new GM as well. He didn’t like DGB and wanted to do things his way. It’s a weak argument to say that he’s not very good because the new Titan’s GM didn’t even want him.
Frenchie! #InJayWeTrust https://twitter.com/JeffDarlington/status/770685452420521984
Frenchie! #InJayWeTrust They need to try and match up Stephen A with somebody
Lupo Does it fucking matter what color someone is if they are supporting a cause you theoretically agree with?
Harrison is a racist…white people can’t support Black Lives Matter ? No wonder they are marginalized.
Dez Bryant, Chris Carter………….jeez you guys never seize to amaze when it comes to homer optimism.
F it Just giving examples of guys who have found success who have been otherwise passed on. It’s not gospel.
Mytee32 So either Mort is close to death, or Schefty is about to get das boot
Sir Squatch I think Morris would generate calls, that sounds like a bait and switch…
every local guy wants to be hired by ESPN.. it’s why most of them are bland and non-controversial
It’s still a steal of a trade if it works out and if it doesn’t oh well. Free roll bitches!
Dude shitrant still thinks Miles Austin is a good NFL wr.
Nothing should surprise you after that.
Lupo This is why Tire always has my approval. ESPN would never allow stick figures and he knows it.
H2O Gotta sharpen up for the regular season when it matters
Also, comparisons don’t have to be perfect.
Is it weird that every time you call him Slow J I think of the rapper Snow?
DGB wasn’t traded exclusively for being an idiot. It’s also because he’s really just not very good at football.
Obie Juan and Only Dongtavious Steelwang Wentz is a blacker Russell Wilson?
#InJayWeTrust You’ve been running behind in convos the last week or so, what’s up with that?
Well he was kicked out of Mizzou for being an idiot…and throwing a woman down stairs.
Dongtavious Steelwang F it No… Generally speaking the strong preseason by rookie QBs is not followed up with regular season success.
He still had 549 yards and 4 TDs with a ypc of 17.2. It’s not like the guy was complete garbage as a rookie. I’d imagine those numbers compare well to Dez and other very good receivers in their rookie year.
#InJayWeTrust He is a known headcase with footbaw potential. Considering how desperate our WR situation is, I’ll take anything right now, especially a big guy who can catch the ball.
Dongtavious Steelwang It’s fine to be happy to have him considering the state of the Eagles at WR. But any comparison to Dez or Cris Carter is just laughable
Cloister Avi bet me that DGB would have a better season than DeSean Jackson. That’s where greenbloods are at.
but seriously, who is the eagles starting RT the first 10 games?
#InJayWeTrust Dongtavious Steelwang I’m not saying he’s Dez or Cris Carter…I gave examples of people who got passed on or cut but were successful anyway.
Dongtavious Steelwang F it I think more likely, Cowboys offensive depth (line, WR, TE, RB) make Dak more like McFadden – looking good for the moment.
Time will tell….
No. Tobin is the other back up T. Its the third round rookie that’s starting LG with Wiz backing him up
“Biggest disappointment for each NFC East team by player”
*Biggest disappointment meaning largest difference between expected performance and actual performance”
Cowboys-Dez. Even with tempered expectations now with Dak, and even though I think he will play well when called upon, I think his numbers will be lower than anyone expects.
Nobody is really saying he is just like Dez, but I don’t know why people pretend his rookie year was complete garbage.
Fiversons No Spin Zone (Opportunity to not be a total homer and show some objectivity)
So far, best I can do, is give you an incomplete.
Try again.
I never said it wasn’t. I just don’t understand why TEN thought so
Tire148 Better than a certain 1st rounder still on our Roster….
Mytee32 I think you get it, and with the expectations of skins fans, through the roof for both the first two guys, they are reasonable choices, even if they actually play “well”.
Mytee32 Would have to be Reed, everyone expects Norman to sux because of team change and anyone who expects big things from Jones or Doctson is simply ignorant.
Dez was never “passed on”….he got suspended by the NCAA for visiting Deion’s house and then lying about it.
Not the same situation as DGB or Cris Carter.
They have a new coach, Justin. New regime putting on their stamp
IfIhadbeenthereboy I disagree, I think Dak has been watching the cowboys for years, he’s a fan. and he knows 88 needs to be fed.
Sir Squatch Mytee32 Seems like a rational choice; no one expects much from Jones for sure, and since Doctson wouldn’t have played much in any event, his expectations should be very low.
I explained it the way I see it and it makes sense. New GM, wants to do things his way, won’t put up with anything even remotely knuckleheaded that was a part of the old regime.
Also it should be noted (like I said below) – they just got a new coach in Mularkey (which everyone seemed to forget because it was a forgettable hire). Teams get rid of the old regime players all the time.
he kind of showed it, going right at Trumaine Johnson (to Dez) among his first few throws.
Then why make judgement of him if you don’t know. Just watch him play and let that decide as of now
Mularkey was the interim head coach and TE coach though. It’s not like it’s a completely new guy to the franchise.
Also, Mularkey is fucking retarded.
New coach and new GM. No loyalty to him at all
The Titans last three coaches were Fisher, Wisenhunt, and Mularkey
That’s Roflcoter worthy
Los Angeles police are reportedly still in a legal standoff with Chris Brown. Sources tell The Los Angeles Times that the singer pointed a gun at a woman before she called police, and detectives are now waiting for a warrant to search his Tarzana home for a weapon. Fox News reports no shots were fired, but few details have been confirmed by police. Brown has posted on Instagram discussing the events
Maybe. Murray has killed the preseason. Henry has also looked very good.
He could pan out and come back from a bust college career and being dumped from the team that drafted him. No doubt.
The odds aren’t great but it can happen.
Brandon Brooks for the Eagles. Or maybe Ertz/Matthews.
“Biggest surprise player, NFC East by team?”
* Biggest surprise meaning largest variance between expectation and performance
Cowboys-Dak would be the easiest choice since before Romo got hurt, the expectations were zero, but I’m going with Claiborne. Those expectations have been raised in some quarters because of what he has done in the off season, but I think he will surprise even the most optimistic Cowboy fan (other than me and maybe Choy)
splooz That’s not console exclusive. Uncharted and Last of Us though…
Here’s me with a gun to the bitches head. You all forced me to do this…aka the Beaster defense.
I could go Doctson or Jones here, same for Lichty or Ross. But I like Kelley so I agree.
I’d go Preston Smith. He’s expected to be pretty good. I think he breaks out and is great.
H2O Thanks for making me feel better about not drafting him. Phew.
H2O Or or, McCallister being cut and being turned down repeatedly for jobs at Walmart?
hey, it would be a pretty big surprise…he never said it had to be positive
I thought they are lower I guess. I kinda have him pegged below Kerrigan but I expect him to emerge to join the top pass rushers in NFL.
H2O That makes sense if you ignore his “biggest disappointment” post down below.
According to splooz none of this makes sense.
tire, why did you say earlier your WR’s were slow?
F it If it was Tire, he meant it in the best possible way.
Leastways if it was an Eagle reference
F it Andy Benoit tweeted that we had a slow WR group
Dongtavious Steelwang F it I know, tire agreed though
It was in the article I just posted. Way to put it to the top. They are slow though
2 hours, 17 minutes ago on https://spikedkoolaid.com/nfc-east-prediction-center-regular-season-predictions/
Biggest positive movers for each team for me:
Cows – ALF. I think he’ll fill in nicely if/when Zeke gets dinged and end up with good statline
Eagles – Rowe (I still berieve Ute!)
NY – Croooooooooze
Skins – Crowder
Dongtavious Steelwang F it doesn’t look like it…..but who knows
F it I don’t think any of them are burners, but lack of burners =/= slow by default.
I think he was trying to say they play slower than their 40 times suggest they should. but not sure.
splooz I’ve seriously considered grabbing ALF as a hedge in a lot of drafts.
They aren’t slow. Matthews takes a while to get to top speed, but has nice long speed. Agholor and Huff are plenty fast, and DGB has some speed. You can knock a lot of things about them, but not really their speed. There simply aren’t any 4.3 guys, but a lot of teams don’t have that.
Lupo I don’t have Elliot in any league because he’s a) a rookie RB going in the top 10 and b) a Cowboy.
Ultra high expectations and a big workload with a target on his back. I’m taking him in fantasy where I can but I expect he suffers typical rookie bumps/bruises and struggles more than expected.
Lupo If. I grabbed Dez in a different draft, I just feel really really weird about drafting a rookie RB that high. He has no track record despite being behind a strong OL.
Mytee32 Lupo Makes sense if he’s a keeper and you can have him for a couple of years. None of my keepers would allow me to keep him for multiple seasons, just this one.
They likely will Lupo. And he’s a rookie playing a mans game. It’s hard to stay healthy for those guys.
Here’s my list of biggest surprises among NFC East players by team
Cowboys-Claiborne, already explained
Giants -Apple, he’s done well so far, and that Ohio St. class was so good
Eagles – Graham, I think Scwartz is going to turn him into Cliff Aviril
Skins -Kirk but only because expectations among skins fans are so high, and his performance will be so bad
IfIhadbeenthereboy Vinny Curry I think would be a bigger surprise candidate.
Claiborne will be the surprise for Dallas, because nobody knew he could be so consistently bad
I love drafting with him cause he’s always busy working. I think our big money draft is Sunday.
Dongtavious Steelwang IfIhadbeenthereboy Just have more faith in Graham; one man’s opinion
he’s not that slight though… guy is impressive physically.. his style may cause him some issues health wise
Dongtavious Steelwang Mytee32 Lupo It’s not a dynasty league. Can’t keep play ers picked in first 3 rounds.
IfIhadbeenthereboy Dongtavious Steelwang Which is fair. I think Graham will be servicable, but if Curry’s stats per snap remain the same with more snaps, I think he could be huge.
Mytee32 Dongtavious Steelwang Lupo I could’ve had him at 7th. i declined. Again, I feel weird about it.
IfIhadbeenthereboy I think I disagree with all of these
#InJayWeTrust “He’s shown flashes before, but he’s confirmed what we all thought – he is a terrible player”
One year, one of his collegues was stuck at a train station and we were doing it live in a conference room. He called in and was a big Seahawks fan and just kept taking Seahawks. It was sad. The Apprentice will show his homer eventually and pick Cousins or some Skin. I love the league cause they are all so damn busy I can sneak them.
ITT shutting down shop. For pay universities (Trump U, whatever group Bill Clinton was head of) are finally being called out for being the worst. Great days!
http://gizmodo.com/rest-in-peace-itt-tech-you-bastards-1785946020
Justin-the reason I said the Eagles WR because they don’t have any burners on the team. Givens was the only guy and he was cut. Agholor is quick as hell though. No top end speed on the roster
That draft must take so long with people busy working and forgetting to pick.
Lupo We’ll realty know if he starts whining again, then quits…then returns
I’d venture to say the majority of teams don’t have a 4.3 starting WR
Tire148 Yea, unfortunate that the Eagles haven’t been able to have one of those top end speed receivers. Cause if you get a good one, you certainly don’t want to let them go
Tire148 Shorts fast and game fast are 2 different things
H2O Those times are so overrated. You rarely are in an all out sprint.
Mytee32 H2O Part of it is also how long can you keep up that speed through 1 quarter, 2, 3, 4?
Just because they don’t always get over the top of defenses doesn’t mean they aren’t fast. Jordan Matthews ate up yards in a hurry when he scored the winning TD in Dallas.
Dongtavious Steelwang Mytee32 You just aren’t running full speed unless you’re chasing someone down.
H2O Also true. I just don’t think we have a prototypical speedy/shifty guy on the team besides Sproles.
splooz We’ ve since moved it from a conference room and we all do it from where ever which kinda sucks.
I thought Agholor was that high twitch guy, but I certainly don’t know about that anymore. I still have a bit of faith in him though.
splooz I miss the days of draft parties. I guess people still do them, but I don’t have any leagues where we get together to draft anymore.
fivers, can you rate my pot-stir? I think it was decent
H2O High ankle sprain took that out of him last year. I have no idea what they’re going to do with him this year if he can’t climb the depth chart/separate from the field.
Fiversons No Spin Zone I learned from the best
I’m drafting at a taco joint this Friday.. 8 of the 12 will be there but it’s still an online draft lol
I think Roseman has a montage of him Maclin and Shady as his screen saver in the office
Lupo That board that people use is only $40 from Bed Bath and Beyond.
Sir Squatch splooz fuck it, I might get some money back.
I can’t believe I’m saying this, but last game made me think that Pederson can actually put Huff in a position to succeed.
Maybe I’m just excited for football?
MVP by NFC East team:
*No QBs allowed
Cowboys- Elliott, Way too easy
Giants – JPP, if they are to be any good, he’s going to have to be a 7 fingered MAN this year!
Eagles – Cox will undoubtedly be their best player, but if they are to do well, they need Ryan Matthews to have the year of his life
Skins – Tres something. Their punter. They are going to rely heavily on him to give opposing teams the worst field position possible
I would Spend the weekend with Justin if squatch lent us his lake cabin…
Top 5 units in the division:
Cowboys Oline
Eagles Dline
Eagles S
Redskins Receivers
Skins CBs
Giants CBs underwent massive turnover, as did the WR group
Kenjon Barner is a good back up, I’m not worried about the RB position.
give me the Giants WR group over the Redskins ANY DAY
H2O The only thing getting in the way of Huff’s success is Huff’s allergy to catching the ball. If he can get over that I think he could be more of a dynamic player.
He said receivers, not just WRs. I think that was on purpose to include Reed. I’d still agree with you though.
H2O I think you’ve mixed some dry powdery stuff that turns red in that H20 you drink
You can tell how good Shitrant thinks the Skins will be based on how much he tries to hate on them. He must fear we’re SB bound.
It was to include Reed. I don’t think he’s a WR more than aTE at times
I’ve noticed that trend as well… Glad it wasn’t just me…
I had a live draft last night at a bar, board and all. Took forever.
His picture shows up in the dictionary next to Felix Jones’ in “great if healthy”
H2O Second best RB in division. And if he is healthy, he will be their MVP
Beast Curse is a fickle mistress. Her curse for the racists this year is particularly cruel; the Washington Franchise is “blessed” with amazingly good health for their “key” (snicker) starters, and in spite of this good fortune, the team finishes 3-4 in the division’ and even fans of the team realize that they are completely talentles. Some call it quits very early in the season to the applause of most of SKA.
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Who uses (snicker)?
#InJayWeTrust
We should stop all preseason games, OTAs, & practices. Just put the players out there on game day.
Dongtavious Steelwang
umm, other than a couple of games as a rookie, Jones wasn’t all that great.
Bottom five units
Skins DL
Eagles WR
Redskins RB
Cowboys DL
Giants LB
Dark Helmet: What the Hell am I lookin’ at? When does this happen in the movie?
Sandurz: Now. Whatever you’re looking at now, is happening now.
Dark Helmet: Well, what happened to then?
Sandurz: We just passed it.
Dark Helmet: When?
Sandurz: Just now.
Dark Helmet: Well, go back to then.
Sandurz: We can’t.
Dark Jelmet: Why not?
Sandurz: We already passed it.
Dark Helmet: When will then be now?
Sandurz: Soon.
How is giants oline not here? I think the olbs will have good seasons.
Welp time to hit the old dusty Waiver wire
Skins interior line, sure. But including edge rushers in a 3-4 vs 4-3 I think Dallas is in worse shape.
Eh, Dallas should be 4th n CB rankings for the nfce.
Lol. Its on HBOCD if you have directtv
#InJayWeTrust AP ran for 2000 yards with Christan Ponder.
#InJayWeTrust
I’d say down. If Bridfgwater is gone for a while, defenses will concentrate more than ever on stopping AP.
Bill_In_FL Dongtavious Steelwang #InJayWeTrust Nah but he’s still Adrian Peterson for now.
https://twitter.com/DCBlueStar/status/770492516080742400 Thanks Walrus. Herd is a douche. Lol
This is the darkest timeline.
https://twitter.com/jonmachota/status/770645249668493312
An ambulance? What kind of injury is this?
https://twitter.com/murphPPress/status/770699695421358081
Dongtavious Steelwang he said Dez Bryant in the past, I think he just makes shit up
Tough way to start his NFL career after the way his college career went
They are waiting to see if Murray becomes available from KC Justin. At least that’s what I am seeing. They are #4 on the waiver wire.
Might as well. Give him another shot next year as he isn’t likely making team this year now.
So true Drew!
You are not. Personal pizzas are always worse, and there are a great many reasons why. First of all, it’s not enough pizza. I know they say it’s a personal pizza, and therefore suitable for one person, but that’s a lie. I want an OBSCENE amount of pizza. I want enough pizza inside me to show up on a blood test. Ideally, I eat 7/8th of a large pizza and walk away feeling good because I restrained myself from eating the whole thing. THAT is the proper amount of pizza.
http://adequateman.deadspin.com/individual-pizzas-are-crap-1785941873
H2O They’re IR’ins him because he wasn’t gonna make the team. Try and keep up
Players surrounding Teddy in prayer, left knee injury, hasn’t moved. Really not good.
H2O Ignoring him being out of shape and not very good anymore, him being suspended pretty much makes this pointless.
honeybadger23 He shouldn’t have RGIII’d it and flang through the air like a pro wrestler.
splooz Any pizza is a personal pizza, you just have to put your mind to it.
Also, a house can have any number of bedrooms. This bedroom has a toilet in it!
Dongtavious Steelwang I can’t throw a football more than 10yds and you can time my 40 w a sundial, will I do?
Robert K is going to be a 1000 yard back…
That’s my bold prediction…
Si. Allow me to revise my predicted win total for the skins this year.
It is now 16.
Dongtavious Steelwang https://twitter.com/APkrawczynski/status/770699794562027520
Fiversons No Spin Zone does he pee on people?
F it Fiversons No Spin Zone Robert Kardashian? Maybe.
Jones gets hurt, Robert fills in and does a solid job…
You get the Center Callahan wants. Next year possibly . Callahan’s most important piece of the oline is the C. According to him.
that’s ldd? shit I was ignoring him because I thought it was beaster
Seriously though, on what basis could you possibly say that Karlos Williams isn’t good anymore?
I’m not opposed to him as others.. As long as he lays down the Doritos and plays with passion…
Yeah it’s me Justin. I lost the Romo bet and this was the Avi he made me take.
H2O I don’t have one, I just don’t want him and need to justify it to myself
Sir Squatch H2O For you, the day M. Squatch graced your village was the greatest day of your life.
To him, it was Tuesday.
H2O The fact that the team that had the most to lose by cutting him cut him
And our center is shit… Our backup is shit… T turd sandwich all around…
The Bridgewater injury looks to be bad, an ambulance just showed up at the Vikes practice facility.
OH wait, I’m supposed to say, “he’s not hurt”, right Cloister?
Cloisters throwing pebbles on the playground again!!
Lol. Squatch, I am quoting Spaceballs.
I was watching u all talk about Karlos WIlliams that day, but no one mentioned his concussion history
F it WELL MAYBE IF YOU WERE HERE TO COMMENT THIS WOULDNT HAVE HAPPENED
I didn’t say all. just the day he was released you guys were talking
I am sorry I made you mad by making fun of your sunglasses. I feel partially responsible for your rage quit.
Fiversons No Spin Zone
Hey, it’s all in fun. Can’t take life too seriously. I mean, after all, look at the duck billed platypus
if you were a decent moderator, I wouldn’t have had to creep
H2O “Having really bad headaches. Not being able to sleep. Not being able to eat. Kind of side effects I’ve had over the years from having concussions: just being very, very groggy,” said Williams when describing the symptoms of his third concussion. “Wanting to be up. Wanting to watch things. [But your] eyes hurt real, real bad. Very sensitive to light. Things like that. You’re always tired. You can’t sleep. Your head’s always kind of pounding, throbbing. Your head feels tight.”
F it He’s got a good a hold on neurology as Lupo does on math
F it
M’kay. He does understand that having a hard head actually leads to MORE concussions, yes? Funny, he doesn’t look Irish, although he could be ‘Black Irish’, who knows
How can you of all people say that? You wanted him at 4 for the longest time and he’s now healthy..
Sir Squatch H2O
He’s going to mirror Ali I’m thinking. It looks to me like he never allowed the concussions to heal, making them worse and now it may be chronic
you were a huge Smith fan cloist, shut up. lol if anything, the time its taken for the nerve to regrow is giving him extra time in his ligament recovery
But he has nerve damage and is going to miss this entire year at a minimum, if he is ever the same again.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze On a non contact injury? Seems almost impossible.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze Non-contact Theisman? Seems tough to do but always possible.
took him with my second to last pick in the hopes a team would pick him up (it’s a keeper league). I also have the first waiver priority so at least he’s an easy drop.
Sir Squatch Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze The only way that could happen I think is if there was a pre-existing fracture there that he wasn’t aware about…but that’s pretty fucking hard to miss.
Remember that ncaa basketball player that just landed wrong and destroyed is leg?
Lupo He should be talking himself into Mettenberger than, not Kaep.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze Yeah but that was off of the floor on an elevated podium, and he never had to jump?
F it Maybe they just want to get him in for tests/scans right away. But it seems a bit extreme.
Just because it was non contact doesn’t mean he wasn’t moving.
IfIhadbeenthereboy I think thats the porn star your thinking of Vladmir Putin Urass
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze Right but a fracture like that on grass when he’s barely off the ground seems almost impossible
Dongtavious Steelwang F it I know he had that hit where he was out for a little bit last year. so originally I thought head injury, but it was noncontact……..so I don’t know.
has to be health issue…..dehydration, dizziness, something like that I would think………….
HailBandG Seems like that would be a waste of an ambulance that could be used for an actual emergency
Obie Juan and Only IfIhadbeenthereboy Which part of what I wrote was wrong misfit?
F it Dongtavious Steelwang Well Corey Stringer died of heat stroke at Vikings camp awhile ago.
yeah this is a weird situation with the ambulance being involved.
Not afraid to admit I’m not jazzed about our ball carriers. Throw every play!
Orsignfatkarlos
he is. but he’s going to retire within two years imo.
Cowboys better figure out who the veteran they are brining in is….Brigdewater went down in a heap.
If you assume they want a rental:
– Sanchize
– Jake McGowan
price just went up…
I think JJ will figure that Dak has generated enough star power to put butts in the seats until Romo is back. I think they get someone (dare I say) a tier down from Sanchize…
Well they should likely wait till cuts are made now. No one can learn their system in time at this point to make an impact so unless they’re bringing back Weeden or Cassel they are likely just rolling with Dak and seeing how it goes while someone else gets up to speed.
I thought Hill would be a good candidate but he’s not going anywhere now.
Obie Juan and Only Austin Davis would be fine. He’s available now.
If I remember right Bridgewater had knee issues at Louisiville.
He opened the box that Kevin Spacey had shipped to him at practice.
#InJayWeTrust I guess I could see the scenario where he jumped for a bad snap or something and had a horrible leg fracture in just a pure freak accident.
H2O some people wear their heart on their sleeves. maybe he wears on his knee
splooz I expect this shit from IncarceratedBob, god damn you Chaps
H2O It’s leg related. People were flipping out, slamming helmets, yelling FUCK … crazy scene
Dongtavious Steelwang Obie Juan and Only He was cut today I think. I think JJ will take another bad season of Dak were to go down, Cowboys Tix are sold already.
Fiversons No Spin Zone you shouldn’t have expected better from me Fives
I was very high on the Vikings this year. It anymore, dang I hope teddy turns out to be ok.
Mytee32 H2O We’re CSIing the shit out of this based on a few tweets.
can’t wait to see what the redskins give us for the corpse of Darren McFadden
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze https://twitter.com/MikeGarafolo/status/770707163954249728
@Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze Now there is a C I’d be okay with looking at
Scot will offer a bottle of Coors Banquet Beer full of Nate Sudfeld’s semens
Deadspin has a collection of tweets. Very odd indeed. Makes it sound like some kind of compound fracture happened.
H2O I really not sure how to read this, I’ll take it to mean the Cowboys lose to the Skins twice because it suits my needs.
“Chase, suit up.”
“AM I STARTI-”
“You’re being traded.”
“Cowboys or Vikings?”
“…yes.”
“…shit.”
H2O Good point. Won’t get a first for him but good point.
https://twitter.com/76ersforever/status/770702164683583489
Simmons will save the blog from teddy sadness.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze It’s good to see he’s learning from the greats http://imgur.com/uaBzWKO
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze I hope Bron tweets out #TrustTheProcess so everyone loses their shit
Dongtavious Steelwang Hadn’t thought about the Eagles in the market. They won’t help the Cowboys but the Vikes make sense. They aren’t going to bring in someone to compete with Bridgewater like Geno Smith or other perceived potential starter.
Eagles aren’t in the market cause their QBs all are expensive as fuck.
#InJayWeTrust Damn we follow the same people. Was just about to post this.
You’d think he died the way the reactions are comingout.
jeez……….he must have had a seizure or something scary as fuck
Mytee32 F it He was clutching his knee though, I severely doubt it?
Trauma center? you would think an eyeball came out or something…
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze Isn’t Daniels cost prohibitive?
I’ll bet you a pizza that Philly doesn’t trade Bradford or Daniels before the season starts.
Just making sure you don’t go all grammar nazi on us again.
They both are and they’re not trading Wentz. But Frannie just has to be a cunt 24/7 I guess.
The good news: the Vikings are gonna get a serious haul when they trade the 1st pick to someone who wants to move up for Deshaun Watson.
The bad news: there’s at least a decent chance it’ll be us
Yeah but did he stand for the anthem? And would anybody notice the difference?
This is exactly why you hold your breath and pray through the pre season
I gave splooz a random Vikings tweet.
I doubt either get traded.
Because a player can only go down with a non-contact injury during practice during the pre-season?
Vikings roster is still good enough to not have the worst record in the league
Francis is a cunt 24/7 its an eagle thing. Youd be pissed too if the Redskins tried to pass the eagles franchise off as an NFL team too.
Oh God, Political adds are really funny. Well, they would be if they weren’t so pathetic
I just watched a Hillary ad in which she claims she will have 500,000,000 solar panels ‘installed’ during her first term. Okay, let’s do some math — 500,000,000/ (4 *365) = 500,000,000 / 1460 = ~342,000 solar panels installed per DAY for four years. I’m not sure who is putting these things on for her but, I don’t think the entire world has the capacity to produce 342,000 solar panels a day, much less prepare the land to install them, install the transmission lines to transport the electricity produced by these 500,000,000 panels (200 watts * 500,000,000). How much land would be required to install 500,000,000 solar panels? Well that’s a tricky question. I assume she means to install them in the US, but you never know, she may mean to conquer Morocco, Algeria, Lybia and the rest of sub Saharan Africa (or maybe Mongolia & the Eastern Portions of China). But, assuming she means the US alone.
I mean seriously?
Because the season can be over in an instant before week 1 ever arrives
More plausible than what Trump has said in the last 5 minutes
#InJayWeTrust “Teddy Bridgewater has died.”
“Nah JK, he’s fine, our season isn’t though.”
Dongtavious Steelwang You seem to have a serious death wish for Bridgewater
splooz
Please, that’s ‘feel good’ statement. There aren’t 32 ‘starting caliber’ QBs in the NFL, how many teams have TWO starting caliber QBs on their teams?
Sir Squatch Dongtavious Steelwang They basically make it sound like he died though.
Yeah. Shaun Hill did sound good to me for Dallas till this happened actually.
Air cast means it probably wasn’t an ACL. But it was non-contact. Seriously, what the fuck happened?
RCULegendOfASkullForker
He’s a good run blocker!
http://i.imgur.com/JB1XRt1.gif
Some teams manage Bill. Skins managed in 2015 and found a new starter. Pitt and Cincy managed.
#InJayWeTrust Catastrophic knee failure on like a Lattimore level
The found an alien. Paramedics were really CDC agents. “ambulance” on a one way trip to Area 51
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze this is like 30 minutes ago news
Pitt lost Ben for 5 games, entirely different than this seems to be
Dongtavious Steelwang Bill_In_FL
You know I’m not a ‘Trumpeter’ and I don’t support either candidate, I may not even vote this cycle because the choices are so fucking bad, but I really find it irritating that people seem to think that making statements like yours makes everything okay. You miss my point entirely when you do that and it tells me you are just giving a ‘knee jerk’ reaction.
Jerry thinks Bridgewater could suit up in this weeks preseason game.
stick you head in the sand if you want to. wake up, berry sheeple
Dongtavious Steelwang F it always wanted one of those
GEEEEEEEEEEEET HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM
https://twitter.com/TomPelissero/status/770712752000118784
Bill_In_FL Dongtavious Steelwang I’ve already lost hope in both candidates to be straightforward/honest. Gotta vote for new Congressmen for actual change now.
Didnt Squatch post earlier that he’s had serious injury issues
honeybadger23 I believe it was microfracture surgery in 2014 and spine surgery in 2015 that had him miss the entire year
LOL, Bruce Ellington placed on IR. Thought he was the breakout Chip receiver this year.
Perfect fit for new scheme. He’s going to be great! Lyin Ted Cruz can’t tell otherwise. Sick
– Philly Trump
Sir Squatch honeybadger23 And? Licht is 31 too. We wouldn’t sign him to be the future. It’s for 1 year
I’m cool with the message Schwartz and Doug are being Kendricks. He needs to get his shit together.
Dongtavious Steelwang Bill_In_FL
ROFL, I lost any faith in Congress actually doing anything ‘good’ or in the interests of the American people decades ago.
TBH, given how Hillary handled Lybia, I don’t know that she is any less likely to fuck up international relations than any other candidate. ‘Experince’ is great, but, remember that Custer had ‘experience’ too.
Bill_In_FL Dongtavious Steelwang Fair – but the way our political party is devised, only 1 of two parties can win – and the other one is grossly unfit to manage a Walgreens, much less a nation.
Sir Squatch Give him a second to bribe a guy, would you
https://twitter.com/AaronWilson_NFL/status/770714171549765632 I bet he wishes he was Parker instead of Patrick.
Who knew Chris Brown was so into butt stuff?
Brown also says “Black Lives Matter” and “Fuck the police” and “Y’all can suck a fart out my ass for all I care.”
Dongtavious Steelwang Bill_In_FL
What really pisses me off is that her ‘handlers’ have to think we’re fucking idiots who are incapable of doing any kind of math or that we are so indifferent that we really don’t care. I’m afraid #2 is closer to the truth than #1, but, it’s close.
Did she tell anyone how much that 500,000,000 solar panels will cost to install/maintain OR how much sustainable power will be generated (not much @ midnight I’m thinking) OR how much it will cost us per KWH?
https://twitter.com/caplannfl/status/770713970181373953
Hey look, the guy who was fantasy relevant for like 3 weeks last year
Bill_In_FL Dongtavious Steelwang It’s always the latter. When your opponent literally spits out a falsehood a minute, everything else seems benign in comparison.
I clicked on the Instagram for the girl he’s holding and people are trashing her. It’s amazing.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze He was and always will be a Wizard
He tore his acl is what I read… That’s a lot of hubbub for an acl tear…
It just dawned on me that the Eagles have players named Mychal and Myke
#InJayWeTrust And that they could be the Mike linebacker, but who knows which one if they’re both on the field?!
Dongtavious Steelwang Heck of a statement, DSteel. A real mic drop.
http://www.vikings.com/media-vault/videos/Zimmer-on-Teddys-Injury—TODAY—4-PM/e732719a-4719-45a1-a522-15768422f834
Press conference hasn’t started yet, but here’s a live link in case if anyone is interested.
I’ll wait for the roughly 8,325 tweets posted here about it to kick in before I find out. Thank you very much.
Dongtavious Steelwang Bill_In_FL
I suppose you’re right. It has always been thus. It’s just that for a reasonably well educated (BS, MS, MS), pridefully depicted objective observer, this sort of stuff is offensive. I find it hard to hold a reasonable conversation about politics or science with anyone, it devolves almost instantly into personal attacks (ad hominems) & argumentum ad verecundiam (appeals to authority – which I detest immensely).
In truth, I used to be very ‘conservative’ and I tended to adopt and defend whatever position the ‘conservatives’ adopted. Over the years, my scientific training seems to have overcome and I have positions that are diametrically opposed to one one hand the ‘conservatives’ and on the other, the ‘liberals’, just different issues. For instance I am opposed to the ‘death penalty’ period – from the view that the ‘government’ should not have the right to deprive a citizen of their life, remove them from society for their entire lif? absolutely, but to outright kill them? No. I’ve also come around to the idea that we should have some kind of national health care along the lines of Medicare. It would help small business immeasurably if they didn’t have to offer full health care like the Big Corps can.
splooz I’m never trusting the verified @SploozTweets ever again.
But you’re my 1 follower and I share a lot of good pics of Real Dolls there…
Sad face
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze I am a half-ass lakers fan. I only like them when they are good
lets get everyones teddy predictions on the books
judging by the college pic. that could be life threatening to him
I’m going with seizure (even though someone mentioned an aircast earlier.)
Why do the Skins want a Center from Seattle who had the worst Oline in the league?
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze There is no bigger homer/writer at ESPN. Stupid
There’s a difference when the gap between McCoy and Kirk are not that much
Tire148 However you’d like to spin it, McCoy is a damn good backup. Ideal to have if a starter misses some time
There was a time when you wanted McCoy to start over Kirk so we know how big of a colt fan you are Injay.
Tire148 I thought it was the center from Minnesota. only one person mentioned that guy the seahawks released
Tire148 but it could have been hbg being sarcastic
Lupo Rams, Niners and Eagles scraping the bottom in the NFC.
F it There’s a difference between fans saying maybe we should look at him, and the team actually being interested
wonder why the titans cut Blidi Wreh Wilson. I thought he was pretty good
Mytee32 He writes for the Skins and puts the absolute best face on every situation on the team. That’s a homer in my eyes no matter which team you think he’s a fan of.
So since you want Bradford over Wentz, their talent is comparable and Wentz can never exceed Bradford. Good to know.
#InJayWeTrust F it relax, just helpin out my man tire
Always, all the time, 24/7, 365, for all eternity and beyond… even in victory, especially in defeat… even with Dak, Deez and Elliott…
Dongtavious Steelwang Bill_In_FL
TBH, your first reaction was not to evaluate the value of my post, but, to equate it to an opponent and attempt to minimize it.
F it God was it nice not to have to hear stuff like this while you were gone.
Learn the game son.
jeez, I didn’t realize the difference in rookie seasons between Twill and Agholor………..
‘compound fracture’ == bone sticking out through the skin
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Sources: https://twitter.com/hashtag/Vikings?src=hash Quarterback Teddy Bridgewater was taken to the hospital shortly after practiced and I’m hearing it’s a compound fracture.
I hope you don’t land too hard from that leap of logic.
non contact too. damn. that dick must be heavy
Francis is the only one who’s paid up. Get yer payments in knuckleheads!
BTW, invited the westies to join. Nobody took the bait.
Ugh, hate that I called that.
Had high hopes,for teddy this year.
Weech I was here more than you while I was away lol
Mytee32
Yeah. I think open fracture is the more commonly used term in the medical field.
https://twitter.com/ArifHasanNFL https://twitter.com/ArifHasanNFL/status/770729677392482305https://twitter.com/ArifHasanNFL/status/770729677392482305
“significant knee injury; we don’t know extent of it yet. As soon as we find out information, [ATC] Eric Sugarman will give full details”
I feel like there is going to be a DE or two for the cowboys come next week.
Kruger already fits the bill
Fiversons No Spin Zone you don’t even have a good starting QB
Mytee32 I doubt they would be doing this if it wasn’t a big deal Mytee. Just stop
By he way, it’s a compound fracture for Teddy… Shame…
lol people around here HATE kaepernick. talked to a few customers in SF too, he’s like a villain.
Fiversons No Spin Zone Fivers that was a fake account. I don’t know how many times this needs to be said
Fives knows this and is posting this info to drive you nuts.
I fucking hope they would sedate me if my leg bone was sticking out as well…
#InJayWeTrust F it jay glazer. nfl network. look to your right
I did t really care for him to begin with… No it’s just confirmed he is a douche bag…
he’s just part of the warped generation that thinks they’re oppressed
I feel like I just narrowly escaped that gap
F it #InJayWeTrust Nowhere does Glazer say anything about a compoubd fracture….
There are some people that don’t feel right if there isn’t an injustice or something to protest…
Fiversons No Spin Zone ASAP would not be fast enough
I broke/dislocated both my elbows. the first was on a football field. they didn’t have a fucking ambulance on hand. My mom had to drive me to the fucking ER. longest drive EVERRRRRRRRR
Did they bring the pet tiger along for the ride to comfort u?
I wouldn’t have given a fuck if they did. I was just screaming at her for stopping at red lights
I’ve never been in an ambulance but have had to be driven to the hospital plenty of times. Usually for stitches, broke my collarbone a few times too.
Report from eye witness at #Vikings camp. QB Teddy Bridgewater “his leg snapped and his knee was flailing around” @FOX29philly
F it
I broke my thighbone on a football field. It sounded like a large tree branch snapping. The ambulance couldn’t get onto the field so I was put in the back of a fireman’s pickup and driven to the ambulance. They gave me Nitrous Oxide while they straightened my leg out to put it in a brace. Good times.
Injay, please tell lupo this is a fake tweet.
of all the things to protest……….smh…..he should have been cut and the niners given their money back.
splooz well. since you bring that up…………I broke the other one six weeks later, so I was double casted for a week or two…..
use that for your imagination as you wish
Rapaport(the fucking real one) said zome Vikings players were throwing up after they saw the injury
I don’t get hard thinking about your scrawny ass in arm casts self sucking.
that has to be the biggest “freak, out of nowhere” injury I have ever seen
as many times as ive been to the hospital, don’t think I have either
then I’m sure they had an ambulance on hand and able to get to the field at all games after this. like they did with my school.
Tyrone Prothro’s catch and broken leg was eerily similar but worse IMO.
I was at work when I saw that, nearly puked.
I know… In just saying it’s the worst I have seen live…
Fiversons No Spin Zone only half of the people here were even born….
I always remember hearing about it growing up, didn’t think I saw it..
F it
This was a Sunday morning pickup game with no equipment. The FD was only a mile away so the ambulance came quickly. To be honest it wasn’t that painful. With a serious injury you usually go into shock a bit which helps mitigate the pain somewhat. I’ve never dislocated anything but from what I hear those are extremely painful.
Anyone who throws up from seeing an injury is a total pussy.
Minnesota Vikings
@Vikings
“My wife passed away 7 years ago and it was a tough day, but the sun still came up the next day.” – Coach Zimmer
—————–
damn……that’s deeeeeeep
I saw a ski patrol hurl a little when we came upon a compound double broken femur this past February. She’s tough as fuck too. Got him airlifted out and he lived though.
Splooz the savoir.
1985 was the year Justin… Most of us were alive, some not of a remembering age…
Fiversons No Spin Zone
1985. That brought on the Jay Schroeder era!
A very good year for me. Won a ski race at Wisp and then got demolished in the regionals at Snowshoe. Also…I think I stopped peeing the bed that year. 1985…how I miss thee.
I feel bad that we have to listen to Theisman during pre-season games.
Didn’t u lose your virginity that year as well in aspen?
I wish. A 6 year old splooz could fuck all night I bet. Now…I’m 2 pumps, a dump, and out for 10 hours.
Same here… I think I have low T… I’m such a domesticated bitch…
splooz He’s the very best. Far superior to Simms, Buck, Aikman, and Collinsworth.
Sir Squatch cloister never came back either. you likely jinxed him and caused a train crash as well.
splooz I actually feel bad for you too, but its better than listening to opposing teams broadcasters
Getting real gross mental imagery about the Teddy injury.
Fiversons No Spin Zone If it’s a compound fracture or dislocation that catastrophic, I can definitely think of a few reasons why.
Dongtavious Steelwang dude, it was his leg…..not his third le…..nevermind
Fiversons No Spin Zone he was probably screaming as well. also, a lot of NFL players are pussies mentally.
Yes we did… I think he knew your would return eager for a confrontation and that scared him…
Goddamn, Zimmer is no-nonsense.
On getting players to move forward: “My wife passed away 7 years ago, the sun came up, we go back to work”
Dongtavious Steelwang that comment tells me he’s taking this injury HARDDDDD
Id go to war with sploozy any day of the week. He wouldnt bitch out with a little bit of blood like these eagles fans
They cleared the facility of everyone including players. ambulance came in. I guess players were throwing up. Compound/open fracture in the knee area
F it Dongtavious Steelwang He really liked Teddy, as did the team. Good guy from all reports.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze 1st round talent at bargain-basement price. Howie is a genious (again).
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what is his talent?
Getting paid a million bucks a year for tossing a ball through his legs
They have no be to play DT in game 4. He ll be gone before the season. RCU still dumb
Adam Caplan
Adam Caplan – Verified account @caplannfl
Best available QBs:
Tarvaris Jackson
R. Grossman
Matt Flynn
Charlie Whitehurst
M. Vick
Austin Davis
Josh Freeman
J. Clausen
T.J. Yates
It’ll be interesting to see what Dallas does. They are looking like they are $28m over next year but I’m sure this $9m helps and they can create space.
Who do you try to trade for? I think they’re fine with Hill. He’s a good backup.
Dislocated Knee for Teddy. That sucks so much for the Vikings and their fans
Correct I dont have herpies on my nuts. Was this supposed to be a burn? What dumb fuck.
Sounds like it. Players threw helmets in disgust and were swearing reportedly
Players were throwing up, I thought they said it was a compound fracture
Oh? Okay I’m just reading what you guys are saying haven’t been able to catch any coverage
Sir Squatch Nobody really fully knows yet. Any diagnosis you’ve read so far is BS
Chris Wesseling @ChrisWesseling 1h1 hour ago
Via @RapSheet, Bridgewater’s “gruesome” knee injury had Vikings players disturbed and horrified, even throwing up on the field.
Ian Rapoport @RapSheet 7m7 minutes ago
Ian Rapoport Retweeted Chris Wesseling
I said this. But what I meant was they were noticeably affected. Regrettably, it was not meant literally.
NFL Network just reported a few minutes ago it’s a dislocated knee
choyboy0724 Correct. This is the first thing that’s anywhere near official https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/770760309271298048
Not if you don’t care that much. Dude’s hut. He’s not that important though.
It’s been said on here a million times but you truly are a fucking idiot
Gotta wait till the swelling goes down before they can do the MRI
I’ve seen kneecap dislocation and it was pretty horrible looking, can’t imagine how messed up a full knee dislocation is
I’m stupid cause I’m not freaking out that a NFC North QB is hurt? That makes no sense. Not that anyone expects anything you write to make sense.
He’s not important at all, just a young franchise QB that suffered a potentially serious knee injury. How fucking stupid can you be?
Makes sense. But still couldn’t have been an easy decision.
http://www.bloggingtheboys.com/2016/8/30/12712350/cowboys-rule-dak-prescott-out-of-thursdays-game-against-texans
I don’t think most people even rank him as a top 20 QB so no…I don’t think he’s a franchise QB. His career high in TD passes is 14.
Somehow I think Minny will survive.
Is Minny’s defense under Zimmer good enough to get them to playoffs with just AP on offense?
Just as an aside to bridge waters injury; it always makes me laugh to see NFL reporter Randy Moss do a Vikings story. The white reporter, not the black former WR.
honeybadger23 I don’t think so. It will keep them competitive and even surprise several teams, but for a 16 game marathon, I doubt it.
Probably not playoffs, unless they make a trade. But I don’t expect them to be picking top 5
Bridgewater has 28 career TD passes. They could be just fine. It’s really more about if GB bounces back or not.
Fuck man. That really sucks for Teddy. A dislocated knee can take just about everyting with it. Every -L there is along with meniscus. Really sucks for him. Could potentially be a career ender, eh?
Weech Don’t even think that far. Happy thoughts for Teddy, please.
You do realize he has only been in the league for two seasons
Weech We don’t know that much yet. Just gotta wait and see
Didn’t Jason Campbell dislocate his knee? or was that his kneecap? Is there a difference?
14 TD passes each season isn’t very good. In 28 starts. Sorry…he’s a nice player and I like him as a kid but he’s an irreplaceable franchise QB.
It’s still APs show.
honeybadger23 I don’t think he got taken from practice in an ambulance while his teammates were freaking out, and then sedated at the hospital
But seeing a kneecap on the side of your leg is fucked up sight
Knowing about STDs is part of having sex with women. Yes. It is something most of us should know.
Our OL his first couple of years didn’t do him any wonders
In another edition of ISPs being shady, I’m getting really slow speeds right now. My online gaming is jolty. I use Speedtest.net, tells me I’m getting 60MB down. I know that can’t be right. I do a bit of research. Turns out that ISPs mask their speeds with that website and speed up for the test. SHADY.
Moral of the story: use speedof.me
Speedof is telling me I’m getting under 5MB down. That’s about right. No way i’m at 60.
Speedof is comfirming Ookla’s lies and telling me I have almost 200mb down. My porn doesn’t stream dat fast doe
There is some automated Twitter account of a guy that tweets Verizon customer service everytime his speeds go below his account setting, it’s constantly sending messages
Salt Lake City.
Service plan options:
Fiber 1000 + TV: $140/month ($100 installation fee*)
Fiber 1000: $70/month ($100 installation fee*)
I’m a half joo so you know I’m gonna ask. I’ll name drop my homie who works there too and see if that gets me any fiber cred.
My Speed of test is faster than my Speetest test
About 63 down and 25 up. I think I’m paying for 50. lol FIOS
Why is up important? I’m always in the shitty up speeds but never have an issue even at peak performance.
I heard Teddy had a complete knee dislocation… Man that’s rough if it’s true…
Down is what you are pulling down from the Internet and for most, it’s all that matters. Up is if you’re sending shit out.
Weech It’s important if you’re trying to send packets outbound, like, say, playing a game online
I got the basic premise of it. What I’m saying is that I’ve never had issues uploading shit when my max is really only 18MB or some shit.
Well you say you have lag with gaming. That’s a lot of data it’s sending out. Same for skyping/facetiming
Remember, Beaster throws tirades. Who knows what that guy is capable of.
Lupo It’s a standard league with 2 rb and wr and a flex. Won’t take Bell. May get stuck with Zeke.
Fiversons No Spin Zone well your public would be if you are using wifi at home
If you see anythink coming in from Kali don’t be alarmed. It’s just Dak’s golden shower payloads.
Weech He’s hardly capable of tying his own shoes. But he’ll go to hell and back to find a way to try and get at someone he dislikes
If you can get Robinson and Nuk first two picks that would be sweet. Only one WR slot?
My speed sucks… I feel like less of a person now… Maybe I should buy my own instead of leach from my neighbors…
fuckers paused the start of the draft because these damn lawyers CANT STOP BILLING. Fucking addicts.
splooz Apprentice is on firm laptop with a shitty connection. Had him install ipad app earlier and he left it at home.
Am I alone in thinking Teddy Bridgewater isn’t that good? I’m looking at various preseason rankings and most people think he’s a mid-20s starting QB…
Cowboys working out Austin Davis. I figure he’s their guy.
Yeah, he’s okay. I think he surprised people after he had a real shitty proday.
Uploading speed is 23…
Downloading speed is 33…
I guess that’s not horrible…
Probably sitting in Sith Lord’s basement eating cold expensive ass delivery food wearing sweats and a hoodie pulled up high.
Or in Korea.
splooz Sith shows up to work in sweats all the time. He knows he’s the rain maker and doesn’t give a fuck.
He’s a young guy on the rise, but I agree he isn’t anything special…
I think you’re fine weech. He seemed to think Mytee was hacking him when he couldn’t access the site cause he was spamming and got banned by the algorithm.
Yea, I think so as well… And I only pay 45 bucks for it…
Fiversons No Spin Zone I didn’t know they had internet in NC
Rep if you’re around, which TE is going to be the red zone target for Eli this year?
Fiversons No Spin Zone I did, and was stationed there for a while
We golfed with him pretty regularly when I lived back there. He’s a pretty good dude but him and his son have the worst swings.
Figured as much… And I’m sure u enjoyed our internets plenty!
That’s uncalled for and downright rude… I don’t watch animal porn not do I condone beastiality…
Dude makes a lot of money. They still live in the house in the hood where we all grew up. None of us understand it but they like it.
Very high percentage of targets in red zone for giants go to TEs. What’s so funny.
Teddy: torn ACL and dislocated knee. No nerve or artery damage
Laugh it up Tye and aeon ell are big guys with decent hands who get lots of chances
I’m glad for him. Hope he has a good career.
They announced it was “a complete tear of the ACL and other structural damage”
I’ve watch all 3 preseason *Pats games with Jimmy G. Especially against starters. He’s going to have big problems. Holds the ball WAY too long, and not very accurate.
Not on preseason. Which let’s face it, no one has been as good.
Donnell stunk last year. TE s don’t seem to be a dukes for the Giants, but you clearly know better
He had a few nice throws the first two games. Nothing impressive Week 3
splooz i don’t wanna say it, but…interesting baseball game
Speaking of pickles, we pickled some okra. No idea how it will come out but hey, why not.
I have a jar of pickled jalapenos from last year but I refuse to open it cause anus.
Frying is the other way. I like them in gumbo but it’s not my favorite veggie
Otsitheiceman
My guess would be Donnell as the RZ target since he’s four inches taller than Tye and Johnson and Johnson has 31 total receptions in a four career. Donnell is such a horrible blocker it will almost scream “THIS IS NOT A RUN” when he is in there.
rep138 Otsitheiceman Especially when he plays the Redskins
#InJayWeTrust rep138 Otsitheiceman
You guys made him famous for one night, although he had a sweet TD grab against SF last year.
I think there are lots of ILB/MLBs out there on the market after cuts too.
Just blitz him every time he’s on the field. It’s what he does best.
Haha they’re reviewing another Trea Turner swipe. Starting to hate replay.
I was so mad that Wieters nailed him twice on review. Both were great throws and super close but no clue how they saw enough to overturn the initial safe call.
Waiting for my wife and daughter to finish an episode of Pretty Little Liars so I can watch the season finale of GoT with the wife. Her priorities need readjusting.
splooz I think the mistakes actually helped them. If the throw was to the bag he would have been safe. But Wieters missed just enough to put the ball straight on Trea’s asscheek. He probably couldn’t do that a third time if he tried
splooz The lack of pitching help they are doing is going to have them outpace their young hitters and blow their limited chance to make a post season run. Right now they are doing their best to not even play in October.
Bill, what’s the issue with waves off hurricanes? I figured since neither storm is expected to make landfall they’d be pushing epic waves into the islands
Sorry my loyalties were won when the Nats came to town and suddenly my season tickets were a short drive and subsequently a short water taxi ride away
Fucking bees…I try to let you live in my fence and you just had to sting a man. Now…it’s on.
Splooz is definitely the Quagmire of this place minus all the girls Quagmire sleeps with
How do you dislocate a knee taking a snap with no contact? Has to be incredibly rare.
rep138 possibly tore his acl and dislocated the kneecap after hitting the ground? No clue, complete conjecture.
You know who drafted McCoy right?
With Bridgewater out , even though he’s not very good anyway, there’s a chance that two teams make it to the playoffs from this division.
How does a QB keep getting hurt with the best O line in FootBall ?
Rep,
Bridgewater tore his ACL and dislocated his kneecap according to the Vikings team statement
Sir Squatch rep138
But he dislocated the whole knee. I think that requires multiple ligament tears as they keep the tib/fib and femur in position. It’s something you would expect from a Lattimore type injury. I can understand an ACL tear from dropping back from a snap and planting funny, but with enough force to dislocate the whole knee seems like a freak thing.
Frenchie!
His kneecap or the entire knee? A kneecap dislocation is pretty benign compared to the latter.
Lupo
That’s what I thought. Canadian news used to be late, but accurate. Now I can’t trust it at all!
Lupo Isn’t it a requirement of a dislocated knee to tear the ACL (and MCL)?
Lupo Yeah I went back and read the statement again to be sure
Teddy Bridgewater suffered a non-contact injury today at practice. The injury was quickly identified as a dislocated knee. The injury was stabilized, and he was transported to a nearby hospital for treatment and evaluation. After undergoing an MRI, it was determined that Teddy suffered a complete tear to his ACL and other structural damage.
I’m going to go out on a limb and say something wasn’t right with his knee before this happened… Obviously it seems it wasn’t known which is hard to believe… But I can’t imagine a healthy person having a complete knee dislocation without contact of some sort…
Fiversons No Spin Zone
Yeah. That’s what I was getting at. Kind of a bizarre event.
I read your earlier comment and am in agreement… It’s either a case like that Mexican kid dying of a blood clot from a hicky or he had some sort of condition…
Lupo
They saved 2.5 million by letting him go and then singing him again. They got lucky.
Lupo If he’s average, that’s a massive upgrade over what they had
Lupo
He tore his pec weightlifting May 2015. When he was ready to come back in October they found he needed rotator cuff surgery plus apparently they didn’t want to move Flowers from LT and Beatty didn’t want to play RT. I don’t know if that’s entirely true though. Then they let him go after he had shoulder surgery. I guess now he’s ready to try RT if Flowers stays on the left side. He was a good player every year except 2013.
Interesting. Just seems like he would have been snapped up earlier if he was still good
Dongtavious Steelwang Doesn’t appear as bad as Lattimore, but really not sure they know how bad it is yet
Dongtavious Steelwang
Apparently Lattimore damaged all four supporting ligaments and had three of them repaired. I think his injury was far worse.
Lupo
The Jags made an offer and I heard the Cardinals were interested as well.
honeybadger23 I just discovered this angle of that catch. Maximizes the awesomeness
Austin Davis wouldn’t be bad back up. Cheap too. Sucks about Teddy.
Rams starting QB got absolutely destroyed by a cornerback. lmao
Two names proposed by Dallas fans (in the comments) in a swap for McFadden…Preston Smith and Jadeveon Clowney. LOL
http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000692533/article/dallas-cowboys-receiving-calls-about-darren-mcfadden
I mean we all overvalue our players to an extent but this is fucking ridiculous.
Just saw a headline on CNN: “Lubricant dispenser filled with acid at Sydney gay club”.
Rep, I read that story you posted last night about the 2 adults and the kid. That’s one of the most fucked up things I’ve ever read in my life
Lupo Honest question: how can you bring yourself not to read something before you’ve actually read it
Lupo oh I didn’t look it up. Just read the stuff Rep posted
I wanted him to be the HC so bad…then we hired Jim Fucking Zorn
Was reading this last night too. Pretty interesting. North Korea is all kinds of fucked up, but it fascinates me
https://www.yahoo.com/news/north-korea-hardboiled-fictional-cop-keeps-watch-045313964.html
#InJayWeTrust
Yeah. It was extremely disturbing. Did you know it was the girl’s 10th birthday on the day they did that to her? People from the community got together and celebrated a birthday party for her in absentia. So sad. Anyway I hope the guys in the prison where that rapist is going will take good care of him.
rep138 Good lord. It’s hard to comprehend humans being so awful to one another. Like you said, hopefully his prison-mates handle him well
<--This guy felches llamas Did he get up on the table and shout "fuck her right in the pussy!"?
Did you just say you saw Trent felching llamas and you loved it Injay? Pizza crusts, watching beastiality…you Skins fans are some strange ones for sure.
Lol. 😛
This avi is going to be fun this year. Lol.
<--This guy felches llamas what exactly was the bet that you have to use it the whole year before the season even starts
Yeah til next season. Unless I make another bet with HB and win.
I know Tony was gonna get dinged up. But i figured since he knew his career is coming to an end soon he’d tough it out. Eh. Win some lose some. I just have to come up with creative screen names to change every day or two. I’ve got a couple already. Lol
The bet was that Tony would not miss a game this season due to injury. If he did I would have to sport the Avi after the game he missed til the start of the league year next year. If he didn’t HB would sport it from the end of the season til the league year.
Whelp it’s that time of year.
Result of my 14 team $300 entry PPR league auction:
Tyrod Taylor, Matt Ryan
Dez, Brandon Marshall, Willie Snead, WR Baltimore not Steve Smith/Brashard Perrimen
Zeke, Terrence West, Oakland backup RB “Washington, Alfred Morris
Jordon Reed, Charles Clay
Tampa Bay D.
Championship!
<--This guy felches llamas You didn't have injury clauses like RCU?
Why he hasn’t officially missed a game yet. You prematurely paid up.
Lol. You really believe he plays Weech?. Besides I don’t mind it with the Avi he chose. It allows me to make fun of Kirk the whole year.
I expect Fri to be a very busy news dump day. All potential suspensions will probably be formally announced.
Would be kind of a dick move to wait until next week to suspend players, but that’s why I can see the NFL doing it
https://twitter.com/ProFootballTalk/status/770918163341045760
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Seems like a late deadline to make
H2O Well it would be pretty unprofessional for the NFL to wait until gameday to suspend a player in this situation IMO, but I figured the Eagles would say that the decision would be made by Wednesday or Thursday, not Sunday.
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I think I’ll just put an “Out of Order” sticker on my forehead and call it a day …
H2O I think the problem is that the League doesn’t come out and say a players isn’t going to be suspended, just that they are. I further suspect that, if the league hasn’t suspended him by the Friday before the game, they aren’t going to — at least not that week anyways.
H2O So complicated. Ruins the performance to rely on stupid judges.
Just to brighten everyones mornings,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5rQHoaQpTw
J-Block Is this justin too? Because this would be a very justin thing to post.
Just getting caught up on the Bridgewater injury. Poor kid, that really sucks. Besides Tony and Teddy, did we lose any other starting QB’s for the bulk of the season? Fitzmagic should have held out a bit longer!
Marinelli is not married to the ‘cover-2, Tampa-2’ scheme. He does adapt his defenses to the players he has.
Bob Sturm ran every defensive snap in 2015 & charted the coverages
In 2015 Dallas ran some variation of Cover-1 almost 50% of the time, Cover-2 25% (a true Tampa-2 < 25 times all season), Cover 3 about 25% as well, & 2-man a total of 11 times all season.
Given that Jones, with his far superior range & cover skills over Mr Wilcox (who may not make the 53), I’d expect a lot more Cover-1 this season (lots of Cover-10 when facing elite/speed WRs like Mr Beckham and possibly Mr Jackson).
Southys daily commute
Monz Venus
Yep, very sad. Apparently it was pretty gruesome. Seeing a knee ‘dislocated’ is ugly. Vikes cancelled practice.
The good part was they don’t think there was any nerve damage
HailBandG
Oh yeah, that’s right. Even so, it’s going to be a mess. Tampa is already getting pounded by heavy rain and moderate winds. If either team plays a single opening day starter, they need to have their heads examined
http://www.accuweather.com/en/us/the-villages-fl/32162/weather-radar/2257923
I imagine Jay going through the lockerroom yesterday and walking up to each player and simply saying “luncheon” or “game”.
I don’t want anyone to get hurt on either team, but I love messy games
Bill_In_FL HailBandG Seriously. That field is going to get destroyed when they play on it tonight. The ground is completely waterlogged now, and it will only get worse. How fast will new sod root?
Sir Squatch
Artificial turf so it won’t be a ‘mudder’ game. I love playing in the mud, it was a blast
Monz Venus Bill_In_FL HailBandG
I think they have artificial turf?
Bill_In_FL Sir Squatch ??? When did they do that? The last time I was there it was real grass.
Bill_In_FL Sir Squatch 9th grade game, it rained so hard the field puddled. We thought we might drown getting tackled.
Really feel bad for those guys on the bubble that have to play tonight. This is their last chance to shine and they have to do it in a tropical depression. Who schedules games at the end of August in Florida? Idiots. That’s who. I’ve said before the last week of August and first week of September is the prime Hurricane season. Silly people screwing over these poor guys.
ESPN Chiefs reporter Adam Teicher reports Jamaal Charles “hasn’t regained the role — full-time featured back — he had before last season’s torn ACL.”Teicher reports Spencer Ware is handling most of Kansas City’s first-team running back reps in practice. Specifically, Teicher wrote that Ware “generally gets a lot of the starter’s snaps in practice. Charcandrick West gets some. Sometimes there are a few left for Charles, too.” On Tuesday, coach Andy Reid said Tamba Hali (knee) is “a little further along than what Jamaal is right now,” in their respective recoveries. At this point, it’s unclear what Charles’ role will be in Week 1 against the Chargers. An early-year RBBC appears likely. Due to their backfield depth, Teicher suggests the Chiefs “can afford to take the longer view with Charles.”
Would have been good to have this info before all the fantasy drafts. Good thing I have both but what the hell Andy? Hopefully just saving him for regular season.
If they are good enough to make it in this league, they will. It’s not that big of a deal.
Mytee32 Considering “peak” hurricane season is late Aug through early October, they don’t have a choice if there are going to be teams anywhere a hurricane could make landfall, which covers a lot of teams.
Mytee32 If any football cities should have a retractable roof stadium, it’s the FL cities. Hotter than fuck during Aug – Oct with heavy rainfall totals. It only makes sense.
Sir Squatch Mytee32 The peak within in the peak is this week and next. It’s undisputable.
Monz Venus Mytee32 Plus you get those damn rain storms that pop up out of nowhere.
I don’t think it’s much to ask for. Week 4 of preseason and Opening week for Florida teams should be away games.
Mytee32 Monz Venus And lightning. I’m far more worried about lightning than rain, but yes.
H2O
I think most teams already know who is going to make the team or not before the 4th pre-season game.
Sir Squatch Mytee32
Hmm, so Florida, North Carolina, Virginia, New Jersey then?
They have plenty of chances to prove themselves over the course of the entire draft process, free agency, OTAs, training camps, etc. It’s kind of silly to feel bad for them because they have to play one game in inclement weather.
Bill_In_FL H2O Right, so the purpose of this game is to get film on tape. (I know, it’s the NFLs saying not mine). These guys might have played sparingly leading up to this week and this is the week they get to put their tape out there. Sucks that they dont’ have playable conditions. That’s all I’m saying.
Sigh… It’s called tape. Other teams don’t get another team’s practice film. They look at what the guys do in games.
Mytee32 Bill_In_FL H2O
well, we’re not done trolling you, so there.
first smoothies, now cupping. nationals using it too, according to article.
Let’s think this through a little bit shall we. Charlotte? Really? DC? Really? New Jersey? Again, really? They got Sandy but the likelihood of a bad storm affecting the northeast is a bit lower than Florida.
You do have a point with New Orleans and Houston, though they both play under a roof.
Well, obviously you have to use it in conjunction with a copper bracelet to get the mojo working.
ok, you go ahead and cry for these guys then…I’ll stick to the reality of if they are good enough to make it in the league they will
Sir Squatch Yes, when world class athletes use a technique with success and sing it’s praise for all to hear, other athletes are idiots for trying it out.
Bill, u look like shitrant and its confusing… Just know some of your posts might not be liked during high traffic…
Mytee32 Sir Squatch Pseudoscience bullshit https://www.sciencebasedmedicine.org/cupping-olympic-pseudoscience/
Fiversons No Spin Zone You should pick a random poster in here to not like everyday, just to see if they feel left out.
H2O 12 team standard, picked 8thWilson
Elliott, Charles, Duke Johnson, DeAngelo Williams, James White, Spencer WareMaclin, Moncrief, Josh Gordon, Michael Thomas, Tyler Boyd, Dorial Green-Beckham
Ertz
Panthers
Boswell
DallasCowboysSux Except this Fivers. You always have to like this.
H2O 16 rounds so I took D and K in 14 and 15 and wanted a flyer in round 16. He was there and I hedged my avi bet.
What the fuck Penguin, we needed your photoshop skills yesterday and you were MIA. Serious concerns about this lack of effort.
Sir Squatch Mytee32 I understand that. My point is that if the athletes are saying they are getting enhanced performance, what does it matter? If they believe it, what else matters?
I don’t need your pity likes like everyone else fivers
Bill_In_FL Mytee32 I should take a wonderlic test just for shits and giggles.
Mytee32 Bill_In_FL
You should ‘xmas tree’ it like I did my flight aptitude test. Oddly enough, I got a really high score.
Beaster- Wentz better be good Rayne* You know your name sucks when something like “Dak” is preferred.
Bill_In_FL Mytee32 shit, he tweeted that shit out at 5 in the morning. My life is good, I’m not up at that ungodly hour.
Flippers,
Redeem yourself with something related to Rayne Dakota
Cuz Cowboys Suck
It was actually Dakota and he shortened it. Rayne is his dancer name.
Hey Bill, shouldn’t you be battening down the hatches? The storm is picking up speed and heading right for your area.
Mytee32 Bill_In_FL Beaster- Wentz better be good
That would be -9
Here’s a feel good…
https://twitter.com/SBNation/status/770975559480254465
Beaster- Wentz better be good
Already done. Got fresh batteries for the Hurricane lanterns, bottled water, canned foods, moved all the stuff that might blow around to a safe location in the garage.
He said yesterday that he was an hour plus west of Tampa. He was probably just confused, but I think it’s funnier to pretend he lives in the Gulf.
Beaster- Wentz better be good
and charge the electric golf cart up
H2O
Actually what I said was “I live in Central Florida, about equidistant from Tampa & Orlando, about an hour + from Tampa.
Good idea. Be careful after the storm. Stay away from downed power lines and watch out for snakes. They tend to move around right after a major storm.
H2O
I bought an old oil rig in the Gulf to convert to a ‘Zombie Apocalypse’ shelter
http://www.livefyre.com/profile/17384326/1 day ago
Monz Venus
Thursday looks like it will be very, very wet in the Tampa area (and mine too I hope – I’m about an hour+ west of Tampa)
H2O Monz Venus
Yes, and in response to your question “Do you live in the Gulf’ I stated the above
I wonder if Coples would work here
Dear god. The haircut of a bigot. No wonder he & Trump are friends
Btw, u were right, the game is on the network tngt…
Beaster- Wentz better be good Not to be a race-baiter, but Megyn Kelly is a piece of shit
Fiversons No Spin Zone Not getting into a race conversation. I want this to be a good day
You have to excuse him. They don’t get correct information in Canada.
I just found out we have a few nesting on the river not too far from where I live… Haven’t seen them personally but thought it was pretty kewl…
It’s probably a very obvious “who’s who” list of defensive stars anyway.
Fiversons No Spin Zone Osprey? They make huge nests on top of telephone poles usually.
Mytee32 I’m going to guess it’s Vernon, Kerrigan, Cox and Lee?
http://insider.espn.com/nfl/team/_/name/dal/dallas-cowboys
DB http://www.espn.com/nfl/player/_/id/2513035/byron-jones
LB http://www.espn.com/nfl/player/_/id/13284/sean-lee makes an impact when he’s healthy, but I’m going with Jones because he can line up anywhere in the secondary. Jones showed rare versatility in his rookie season, playing cornerback, slot and safety. Plus, he can be utilized as a nickel linebacker. That gives the Cowboys some options — and matchup ability — when they set the game plan. Jones has the skill set to be a star in this league.
http://insider.espn.com/nfl/team/_/name/nyg/new-york-giants
CB http://www.espn.com/nfl/player/_/id/14974/janoris-jenkins
Jenkins is the ultimate risk vs. reward player, which some view as a negative, but it’s also why I’m putting him on this list. Yes, Jenkins can get beat because he is almost overaggressive at times and he will get caught with eyes in the backfield. But he can also bait quarterbacks into poor decisions and he will close on the ball with speed. QBs have to be very cautious when throwing the ball his way, and you better install some double-moves. Jenkins is going to sit on the break.
http://insider.espn.com/nfl/team/_/name/phi/philadelphia-eagles
DT http://www.espn.com/nfl/player/_/id/14941/fletcher-cox
Strong, quick and disruptive. Why isn’t Cox discussed more with the top interior defensive tackles in the league? In 2015, Cox racked up 9.5 sacks. You think offenses are going to game plan for this guy? No doubt. He creates chaos up front. And he’s a nightmare to block in nickel situations.
http://insider.espn.com/nfl/team/_/name/wsh/washington-redskins
OLB http://www.espn.com/nfl/player/_/id/13973/ryan-kerrigan
CB http://www.espn.com/nfl/player/_/id/15124/josh-norman was a really good pickup for the Redskins, but Kerrigan is the guy I would focus my attention on in the game plan. Last season, he recorded 9.5 sacks. The year before? 13.5. Kerrigan has the speed to turn the corner and the technique to slap away blockers. Offenses might want to throw some help to the right tackle when they play Washington.
<-DENDROPHILIAC Rupture sounds so much worse than a tear. And Tibiofemoral dislocation sounds so much worse than knee dislocation.
The Eagles offered more money but he took the hometown discount
Matt Mosley 4.1 The Eagles offered 0 money and he took the best he could get
Sir Squatch By all accounts I have read so far, it was gruesome to witness.
Monz Venus Sir Squatch If you google an image of it, you’ll see why players were throwing up. Knees are not supposed to look like that.
Sir Squatch I was just looking up tibiofemoral dislocation and the image came up in Googles.
Matt Mosley 4.1 Where did the Eagles offer him monies
Sir Squatch I’m sorry Squatch. I was a fool to think I could trick you.
If u keep this up, I’m not liking your posts anymore…
Rain has started, gentle winds have shifted from easterly to out of the Southwest.
Batten down the hatches! Here she comes.
I expect it will build all through the day. I’m hoping for at least 5-6″ of rain. We need it.
People like this never have Heath insurance either…
Mytee32
So “Two, er , One, ONE Osprey chick brilliantly survives Bald Eagle raid.
I’m going to fire up the chainsaw this weekend just to be sure it stays out to sea next week and doesn’t hook back
Squatch has watched the sharknado movies too much…
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze
I hear they are doing a ‘Zombienado’ next
Sir Squatch Save it for a rainy day, and don’t watch the sequels
DallasCowboysSux BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Too funny. Too bad it wasn’t an 18 Wheeler.
Bill_In_FL Mytee32 Nah, the first one dives down, the second gets taken, the third hides low in the nest
Just got off the horn with a member of my team in Tampa. He’s battened down the hatches, loaded up with ramen noodle and boxed wine, and is praying the storms wash some Scientologists away.
You either watch them or you are out of the zombicane movies.
I’m not mad at you just very disappointed in you, Squatch.
He’s costing them goodwill with the Murica crowd so of course they don’t like him.
Mytee32 Lupo Janikowski literally imprisoned someone.
They sure do. Go look at PFT comments for all the NFL sycophants out there that drink the Bud and Bud Light about how the NFL is basically the 6th branch of the military.
Gawd, Cuntry, Foootbaw!
Crabcakes and football, that’s what Maryland does!
I must concur with Shizawater. It’s a cool color scheme but man is that thing a visual abortion.
Nascar fans love it, that’s all I need to know to hate it.
solid logic, but I think people would honestly struggle intentionally trying to come up with something uglier
Fuck ya’ll Terps have the best uni’s in football and you are all jealous with your boring ass flags.
H2O Looks like it was sewn together by drunken pirates it does
How to prepare Tofu:
1. Throw it in the trash.
2. Grill some Meat.
Seems likely, probably considered the worst driving boat in the world
Bill_In_FL It’s not bad fried. Not my first choice, but it’s not a bad one.
it’s still in your house. better to throw it in your neighbor’s trash
My wife makes a green bean ground beef dish with little bits in it . Its good.
I like bacon, I’m not a terrorist. I even like Texas Alpo Chili even if I greatly prefer the better yankee chili.
Kentucky’s flag promotes gay people, kind of surprising.
<-DENDROPHILIAC Ma po tofu is good. Spicy and Sichuan
Never understood the appeal of skyline chili, too sweet for me
what’s this I hear? cloister eats tofu on thanksgiving?
He prefers to eat breakfast food for thanksgiving dinner
Dunno the issue with tofu, tastes good when prepared correctly
“If a team is dumb enough to give a draft pick for that McFadden bum then do it! Rip their mouths pout! Force them to give you a 3rd rounder or higher!”
Cowboys fans lmao
Nah, skyline isn’t horrible or anything just don’t get the hype
I don’t know skyline chili and I don’t care.
I’m actually surprised teams called at all.
Gonna miss my stepmom which is good, she’s in the middle of a move.
H2O They’re gonna go out lookin’ like how they came in!
Yeah? And I don’t hate everything Florida. Just most things Florida, because it’s a pretty dumb state.
it takes other flavors well.. the biggest issue is preparation, i agree.. most places don’t do it well
Lupo jeez, there are some really terrible flags lol
Is that from the NFL.com article? Some fans were claiming DC or Houston would part with Preston Smith or Doodoo for McFadden.
<-DENDROPHILIAC Odd. Steelers never make a habit of renegotiating a guy's contract. But he's the best WR in the league, so....
<-DENDROPHILIAC Crazy how much of a steal he turned out to be vs. Mike Wallace.
At least it helps us understand some of our resident Cow fans better.
You say that, then you meet the people who still live there…
sounds like he just got a restructure not an extension
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze I’m still LOLing at the guy who voted for Brexit and was like “I didn’t think it would happen but I’d like to take that back now”
Did I say that? I just singled out Florida as a state that happens to have a lot of dumbasses, never made any claims about dumbasses in other states.
H20, why do you go marry FL?
F it Pretty sure he can pay for more pills than that
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze I love Florida, but it’s pronounced Flori-duh.
this thread is dumber than the people in florida
When you’ve sat on I-4 for 3+hours because of a accident that wouldn’t slow up 76, then you can talk to me.
You’re right. Brought more money from next year to this one. Will do a proper extension after season.
F it
They moved $4mil of his pay for 2017 into 2016. Didn’t add any years to his deal
Sorry you picked shitty parts of Florida to live in bro. I won’t make the same mistake.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze Blame Disney and all the tourists from other states.
I-4 is a major highway in fl, it runs from the east coast to the west coast.
I find it funny how people act like Florida is the size of Philadelphia.
No I blame the old people on I-4 driving 55 in a 70. And the young dumbasses that riced out their Honda going 90. Those 2 things don’t mix well.
or that Philadelphia consists of great people who never do dumb or horrible shit
Again, never made any such claim.
Get off your troll, you are pwning yourself.
Good for Antonio. Now him and Norman can compare wallets in-between plays during week 1.
It really doesn’t, I could say the samething about 75.
http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000692899/article/mingo-excited-to-leave-browns-for-stacked-patriotsPublished: August 31, 2016 at 10:23 AM
After toiling for years with the Browns, pass rusher Barkevious Mingo can only marvel at what he’s discovered in New England after being traded to the Pats, saying: “It’s a huge culture
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I’m really curious just how different the two are.
splooz “I’m going to win Brandon Marshall’s shitty ride”
Well, when you move down there it will happen.
F it probably really fucking different. New England is different from basically every other team. Belichick runs a tight ship
You should spend a couple of years living in both places. Cleveland might be tough for a while, but hey at least it’s not Florida.
They got such a bargain in Jabaal Sheard last year. Fuckers.
Just think what he would have done to Kap if he refused to stand during the North Korean anthem..
South Korean officials said Yong-jin, a cabinet minister for
education affairs, had been killed, possibly by a firing squad in July
for unspecified anti-revolutionary and factional acts.
Reports said said Kim first faced an investigation because of the way
he was seated during a meeting attended by the Supreme Leader.
Dongtavious Steelwang Bill_In_FL
Same article says the North Koreans have created a ‘nuclear battalion’ of elite soldiers carrying ‘nuclear backpacks’ that will spray Uranium on opposing troops.
Bill_In_FL Dongtavious Steelwang All those soldiers are going to get cancer or lead poisoning before they hit the battlefield
Justin doesn’t deserve this fate. Don’t wish living in Cleveland on him…he wouldn’t make it.
splooz FUN TIMES IN CLEVELAND AGAIN, STILL CLEVELAND!
It’s cold as fuck on the lake in the winter. Not for the feint of heart.
Dongtavious Steelwang Bill_In_FL
But they will die singing the praises of ‘Glorious Leader’. Personally, I’d prefer the 72 virgins myself
Bill_In_FL Dongtavious Steelwang Are you sure? It was never specified what gender
Dongtavious Steelwang Bill_In_FL
Sure it was.
In Islam, the concept of 72 virgins (houri) refers to an aspect of Jannah (http://wikiislam.net/wiki/Heaven). This concept is grounded in Qur’anic text which describe a sensual Paradise where believing men are rewarded by being wedhttp://wikiislam.net/wiki/72_Virgins#cite_note-Sura_44_54-1 to virgins with “full grown”, “swelling” or “pears-shaped” breasts.http://wikiislam.net/wiki/72_Virgins#cite_note-2http://wikiislam.net/wiki/72_Virgins#cite_note-Kathir7833-3
Verse 33 “And young
full-breasted (mature) maidens of equal age,”
Bill_In_FL Dongtavious Steelwang Gosh darn it, Bill. Always the technically correct one.
“Promise of a new deal next year” seems like a dangerous clause
Dongtavious Steelwang Bill_In_FL Those nerds look like they have pear shaped, Mountain Dew-filled moobs to me.
Sir Squatch Gotta include the *
*Barring severe injury, drop-off in performance, legal transgressions, drug/substance violations
The idea of sending Bradford there is hilarious to me.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze “Sam, you’re a lot like Randall Cunningham.”
“Really? You think I could be that good?”
“Nah, we’re trading you. You’re gonna be playing in Minnesota just like he did!”
Minny has around $12m in space. Bradford’s salary is $7m and not sure how the bonus get accounted for. Philly has roughly $5m in cap space. I don’t think either team can make this deal.
will these storms knock out any mosquitoes or is it too warm?
F it Storms tend to make mosquito situations worse, don’t they?
Nah, it’s more the idea of him going to another team where he won’t be considered a long term starter, after his hissy earlier in the offseason.
<-DENDROPHILIAC I have no idea who anyone is anymore. I'll just assume the default Mosley.
Zika about to spike in fl, tho they had drought issues when I was down there, I dunno if they are still hurting water wise.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze Guessing he lost an avi bet, found a loophole with name change. Clever Mosley.
I think I speak for all cowboys fans when I say, this feels too good to be true right now.
H2O Not me. I have a feeling it’s going to be a weekly mess.
I just picked up Ware this morning. I think he’s gonna take over that backfield this season.
fantasy aside, Ware is legit. Surprised they payed charcandrick west.
He might and if I needed a RB I would take the gamble but they have West as well so that’s a 3 headed mess.
if these storms are going to increase the population, shits about to spread
Yup it sucks. But at least you find a lot of crap and throw out a lot of crap
Fletcher Cox is really good? damn who knew…….
(great oline there btw fran)
and when you finish, its like…….yessssssssss
Niggas always worried about other people’s lanes. Guess what, there aren’t any lanes in the sky.
– Chris Brown
D-Line is looking good. https://twitter.com/fduffy3/status/771013304189906944
Maybe he is taking about hot air balloons… I don’t get it ether…
Beaster- Wentz better be good
They just took $4mil from 2017 and moved it to 2016, no new money in the deal.
Not exactly true. There are published defined routes you fly.
The Duffster is on his game almost as much as the D-line . https://twitter.com/fduffy3/status/771003280340164608
you and fivers and the only ones that seem to like him. enjoy.
I simply posted a tweet from the feed on the right for you. You don’t seem very appreciative.
Dong,
Not only are there 72 virgins, but the penis of the faithful never softens in Islamic Paradise
“It is quoted by Ibn Kathir, in his http://wikiislam.net/wiki/Tafsir, the Tafsir ibn Kathir,http://wikiislam.net/wiki/72_Virgins#cite_note-8 and they are graphically described by Qur’anic commentator and polymath, al-Suyuti (died 1505), who, echoing a http://wikiislam.net/wiki/Hasan hadithhttp://wikiislam.net/wiki/72_Virgins#cite_note-SP_4828-9 from Ibn Majah,http://wikiislam.net/wiki/72_Virgins#cite_note-Ibn_Majah_39-10 wrote that the perpetual virgins will all “have appetizing vaginas”, and that the “penis of the Elected never softens. The http://wikiislam.net/wiki/Priapism_-_Permanent_Erection“
Not sure why the dope Lil J is talking shit about me again. Didn’t he just get back from a rage quit?
https://twitter.com/ProFootballTalk
https://twitter.com/ProFootballTalk/status/771016220715933696
Mike McCoy: Joey Bosa looked “ready to roll” in first practice
Does that mean he’s as fat as Romo?
I still dont see how he even fits what SD wants to do on defense
You could be seeing pics of fat romo in the fetal position holding a cheeseburger right now but penguin failed us
They’re thought is JJ Watt. can play anywhere on the DL in any scheme.
He’d be much better in a scheme like Seattle’s in the Michael Bennett role IMO
honeybadger23 It’s OK, I found one.
http://i.imgur.com/9DbK5Rw.jpg
Once he adds 10 or so LBs I think he’s gonna be a monster inside in either the 3-4 at DE or a 4-3 at DT. He lacks the speed to be a pure outside guy but man I like him inside.
You sure about that? I’d imagine he’d play OLB primarily for their D.
how often are 3-4 teams actually in a 3-4. I think that defense is going away.
He’s playing 3-4 DE…for sure. They have Ingram and Kyle Emmanual outisde.
My wife hates when I talk to the characters in movies, especially war movies.
Roughly 50% of the NFL has a base 3-4 Justin. I don’t think it’s going anywhere. 3-4 OLBs are likely easier to find than 4-3 DEs.
Lupo need dong and his spider charts to come give insight
It’s all a cycle. Soon we’ll be back to teams pounding the ball inside because defenses will be built primarily for a nickel base. And then it’ll go back to passing etc.
My wife should never be your nurse…
Honey, the VC have broken through the perimeter! Take cover!
The 3-4 is overrated. I think Bosa will succeed wherever they play him. I’m sure they’ll move him around a bunch.
Well the NT position is fading but having stand up OLBs vs hand in the dirt DEs is easier to find and 3-4 DEs can double as 4-3 DTs and neither are that scarce.
Bosa http://www.mockdraftable.com/player/7042/ Watt http://www.mockdraftable.com/player/591/
They are very cool, surprised it took them this long to do it.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze Just imagine what other things they could do if they weren’t so cash strapped…
I think Bosa will be great as a DE in a 3-4. I forgot how much he reminded me of Justin Smith coming out of college.
We’ll have to wait and see for now. I think his absolute best fit would be the LE role in a 4-3 under front. (a la Michael Bennett)
I think he’s a little lighter than Smith was but I concur. I think he’s gonna be a great 3-4 DE or 4-3 DT. I was kinda hoping Dallas would draft him and move him to 4-3 DE which is the one position on the DL I think he’d struggle at.
And his little brother is coming too…word is he’s a clone.
Yeah, I forgot what I thought about him during draft time. I think he will be a very good DE. See above.
Fiversons No Spin Zone
Broken Arrow was a real call.
Full Metal Jacket was more realistic
RCULegendOfASkullForker Bill_In_FL
I don’t talk to them, they talk to me
What does Fran Duffy think? That’s all that really matters…
I agree with splooz (hate it when that happens) and think he’s a much much better 3-4 DE than 4-3 end. SD is a great fit.
See that splooz… There is a reason he is still an honorary member…
What was the story that broke this year we were recalling FFToolbox about? Was it Lane Johnson’s PED suspension being broke by some scrubs?
splooz Probably. Basically the same thing that happened to the DeSean cut
Fiversons No Spin Zone
Funniest thing was watching some of the actual video from Afghanistan.
I was sitting there watching a video of a patrol with a couple of other vets and when I saw the patrol bunch up and walk unto a village at the top of a hill, I blurted out, ” Spread out, WTF are you doing all bunched up and where the fuck is your security?’ Just after I said that the Patrol leader came up and started screaming, “Spread out, stop bunching the fuck up … and get me some eyes on that god damned valley.”
As long as he’s healthy. The OL has been playing well together, despite the new players and scheme.
honeybadger23 Ryan Mathews is a bum who fumbles in the worst times possible. He sucks. Watched him in the Whales Vagina for years. Kid sucks.
Josh Norman is talking shit again. It’s like he received his degree from Miley Cyrus University with a major in Shameless Self Promotion and can’t wait to show off everything he’s learned.
honeybadger23 He’s good period, when healthy. Ryan Mathews is the RB equivalent of Sean Lee
RCULegendOfASkullForker Sir Squatch Switchblades out
honeybadger23 “You Can never have enough package” – beater.
RCULegendOfASkullForker Remember when McNabb would throw those in the dirt?
Already signed with the Saints
Maybe but that’s not the scheme. The Skins play cover 3 and feel comfortable with both outside corners. Teams will likely try to shade their best receiver in the slot but then he’s got Su’A and Phillips/Fuller to contend with.
Given that we have Breeland I’d not be shocked to see them each take a side to better disguise coverages.
He usually only misses 3-4 games per year (which is still a lot). He only has one season when he missed more.
RCULegendOfASkullForker Kyle Shanahan weeps and calls another complicated play in ATL
RCULegendOfASkullForker Sounds like you want some of his man juice?
Dongtavious Steelwang RCULegendOfASkullForker With a bunch of 2012 Redskins on their roster….
RCULegendOfASkullForker Find new stuff to post, not the stuff you posted last night
Sir Squatch RCULegendOfASkullForker There is no greater poster than me. Let me do what I do, Just get out of my way squish.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze Either that or he renamed his bowel movements as a Justin
I ate lunch like an hour and half ago. I can’t help myself lately, I get hungry.
I had 8 vials of blood taken this morning, I’ve had two lunches so far today
I keep a stash of sunflower seeds at my desk for this reason.
Sir Squatch Did they give you apple juice and cookies?
splooz Seriously. But to your defense and mine he fucking sucked his rookie year and team looked undisciplined and uncoached. Now they are balling out on O.
Burgundy Blog @BurgundyBlog 2h2 hours ago
.@john_keim, confidently, on #Redskins FB Joe Kerridge: “Hasn’t received a lot of attention, but he’ll stick around in some fashion.”
87fiveoh254 I have to avoid snacking on salty shit, so I’m snacking on cereal.
Even though my coworkers just ordered pizza.
Beaster- Wentz better be good RCULegendOfASkullForker So you call your little dick “Gay Blade”? Lol
HailBandG CHI released D Young. I’d take him over anyone.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze To sweep the eagles again.
Monz Venus Beaster- Wentz better be good Dont laugh with him Monz….your dick will fall off. Just saying it’s dangerous.
F it Yeah I have to get regular blood checks, dunno why they have to take so fucking much each time.
RCULegendOfASkullForker Let you do what you do. http://imgur.com/a/wsKNx#CUgt6jp
RCULegendOfASkullForker Monz Venus Beaster- Wentz better be good The two of you together make me laugh all day long.
Sir Squatch F it Probably running tests in parallel to avoid weird anomalies. Feels like Nosferatu works at the lab center though.
https://twitter.com/fduffy3/status/771010655138840576
Fletcher Cox at DE in a 4-3 is pretty impressive
Monz Venus RCULegendOfASkullForker Beaster- Wentz better be good except I am funny and charismatic. He is but a mere simpleton.
I find this unlikely but I guess I do actually need to pay attention to this afterall.
https://twitter.com/capitalweather/status/771022378054848513
RCULegendOfASkullForker HailBandG I liked him. Wouldn’t mind seeing him in Burgundy and Gold again.
32-0
Thats Kirk Cousins CAREER in the Red Zone for those that have missed it.
Sir Squatch and you post this shit and talk to me about posting the greatest Kirk Cousins stat ever. 32-0.
Puig not being traded to the team that claimed him reportedly. He was claimed to block other teams. Sad days…I like MLB better when Puig is doing funny shit.
I have a feeling it was the Nats blocking the Mets.
Beaster- Wentz better be good Monz Venus I will never click on a link you post. LMFAO.
RCULegendOfASkullForker What’s his record against teams with winning records?
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
I was hoping he’d be traded.. now will have to wait until the winter
Justin – Lee has missed a bit more time than Mathews. Mathews has only missed more than 4 games in a season one time. He’s a 2-4 missed games per year kind of guy. He’s not like Lee.
35% chance of some crazy weather. Philadelphia will catch some fallout but nothing too bad.
Mytee32 It’s raining forks and skulls in this mother!!!!!
They went to 83 straight SB’s? Impressive
Had a secret MRI on knee. Supposedly nothing too major. Assume he’s always hurt though.
<--This guy rims emus No, they just were 0 for their entire franchise history.
Nah. I am having fun with it. Lol
https://twitter.com/robertmays/status/771018604091281408
Someone likes Chase Daniel more than any Eagles fan can.
IDGAF if it’s a repost
I intend to. Kirk has many secrets in his closet. Lol
Anyone know what Kirk Cousins is for his entire career in the Red Zone?
Nate Studfeld will be the Vikings new starting QB once he single handedly stops the rain tonight.
Studfeld for AP straight up.
And a loser if he plays against teams with winning records.
Kirk cousin’s trade scale confirms this trade.
I don’t think Philly can afford to trade him. His contract prevents that since they have $5m in space. Unless they cut someone to free up space of course.
He bought a golf cart.
What else do you really need to know?
Confirming faith that the bar can be set even lower
Eagles lost a SB by 3 fucking points cause the greatest QB they ever had literally had a competition anxiety attack on the field and threw up all over himself, his teammates in the huddle and lost the fucking game.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!!!
RCULegendOfASkullForker It’s not throwback thursday
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze You wish you had a golf cart and a nice enough place to drive it around. LMFAO.
Dongtavious Steelwang RCULegendOfASkullForker It’s Skull Fork Wed.
splooz They don’t even know they are being forked splooz. It’s all in the plan.
I lived in Florida. Golf carts are everywhere there. I prefer a car.
Mytee32 Drafted McKinnon late in two keepers. Feeling pretty good about it actually.
RCU hitting the town in his golf cart. [img]http://i.imgur.com/7QkD7Be.jpg[/img]
splooz Like water thru rock, eventually I will get in…
RCULegendOfASkullForker splooz The Little Rapist That Couldn’t
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze cause you are a faggot. I cant help you there.
I’m probably in the minority here, but my favorite pre season game to watch is the last one… Get to root for your long shots to play well make an impression and make the team…
Beaster- Wentz better be good This picture isn’t even funny but yet you keep posting and no one likes it. Stop dribbling.
RCULegendOfASkullForker H2O I’ve seen some really stupid things done with golf carts. There is no limit to the stupidity of some people!
Sir Squatch Fiversons No Spin Zone Had to marry into it
Looks like cloister may actually have been right for once about Stanley
Mytee32 Though we do get to see the question of how well RG3 and the Browns first team does against a 4th string defense
Dongtavious Steelwang RCULegendOfASkullForker splooz The little rapist that “could”!
All the other persons games are meaningless… This one is the most fun…
Fiversons No Spin Zone Ironically, it’s the only Skins preseason game this year that is televised here during normal watching hours.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze He’s like a mystical Fran Duffy
I like this preseason game the best cause no one I care about gets hurt and when the game is over…that means this fake shit ends too.
Nothing. RCU is visiting your neck of the woods though
Dongtavious Steelwang Mytee32 RG3 gets sacked 3 times. Over or under?
Monz Venus Dongtavious Steelwang Mytee32 Would not surprise me to see over. On one drive.
Its the only explanation for his late tweets I can think of.
It’s an insider article, but ESPN has its second year studs for all NFL teams… I’m gonna go ahead and say:
Skins: Preston
Bna: Collins
Cowboys: Collins
Eagles: Nelson
<--This guy rims emus I'm forking the fuck out of your brethern. Skull Fork Wed in full effect.
http://www.espn.com/nfl/team/_/name/dal/dallas-cowboys
Guard http://www.espn.com/nfl/player/_/id/2577302/lael-collins
The Cowboys are banking on big improvement from http://www.espn.com/nfl/player/_/id/2513035/byron-jones, last year’s first-round pick, who will move to free safety full-time in his second year. But he would be the easy pick. Collins, on the other hand, could gain more attention simply because of the group he plays with and the guy he will be blocking for,http://www.espn.com/nfl/player/_/id/3051392/ezekiel-elliott. Collins has gained attention for his highlight-reel blocks downfield, but he needs to develop more consistency with his game. He can be a dominant player, and the Cowboys like to get him on the move. With http://www.espn.com/nfl/player/_/id/13978/tyron-smith, http://www.espn.com/nfl/player/_/id/15793/travis-frederick and http://www.espn.com/nfl/player/_/id/16709/zack-martin on the line, it’s hard to see another linemen being picked for the Pro Bowl, but Collins will get some attention. –Todd Archer
http://www.espn.com/nfl/team/_/name/nyg/new-york-giants
Safety http://www.espn.com/nfl/player/_/id/2979841/landon-collins
Collins started all 16 games as a rookie but had his struggles. It was, in part, because he was being used out of position and in coverage more than the Giants would’ve liked. This season, Collins should thrive. He’ll be able to use his rare combination of size, speed and athleticism near the line of scrimmage playing alongside centerfielder http://www.espn.com/nfl/player/_/id/2573317/darian-thompson. Collins will become a much-needed playmaker for the Giants’ defense and one of the league’s better strong safeties. — Jordan Raanan
http://www.espn.com/nfl/team/_/name/phi/philadelphia-eagles
Linebacker http://www.espn.com/nfl/player/_/id/2514270/jordan-hicks
The third-round pick surged onto the scene as a rookie, racking up 54 tackles, two interceptions (including one for a touchdown) and three fumble recoveries in eight games. A pec injury sidelined him from early November on. Now healthy, he has a chance to develop into a key player in the middle of Jim Schwartz’s defense. — Tim McManus
H2O They should really get him to do All State commercials.
http://www.espn.com/nfl/team/_/name/wsh/washington-redskins
Running back http://www.espn.com/nfl/player/_/id/2980105/matt-jones
The easy pick here is Jones, partly by default but also by what the coaches see. Jones rotated with http://www.espn.com/nfl/player/_/id/15009/alfred-morris last season, but he’s now the clear No. 1 back. Jones must improve on his 3.4 yards per carry. He sprained his shoulder in the second preseason game but will be ready for the season opener. He had an uneven showing this preseason; some cuts were decisive, while other times he stutter-stepped, which caused him to lose momentum and get little to nothing after contact. But Redskins coach Jay Gruden said of Jones, “His cuts have been pretty darn good. He’s making the reads properly, and he’s doing a good job with his vision. I think the vision aspect is the biggest improvement that I’ve seen.” — John Keim
Beaster- Wentz better be good Jesus christ this is lame and pathetic on every level. LMFAO
Beaster- Wentz better be good Do 1 for 0-83 next.
Hockey season is right around the corner. Never forget. [img]http://i.imgur.com/xF3QFOe.jpg[/img]
Dongtavious Steelwang I was talking to frenchie actually above.
why does fran keep posting gifs against one of the worst olines in the league?
F it “Fuck you dude, it’s the offseason”
-Fran Duffy
https://twitter.com/ProFootballTalk/status/771030681027768320
While Jaylon Smith moves to the non-splintery side of the bench.
It was who they played. Could you really not put those pieces together?
Dodgers won’t trade Puig to the team that claimed him.
H2O Jaylon Smith not allowed on the bench yet. He’s off field rehabbing by himself. Not around the team. His rookie year will be damaging mentally and he’s already damaged physically. It’ll be long and lonely. Never had a chance.
More likely the team that claimed him won’t trade for him. It’s a block move.
Beaster- Wentz better be good 0-83 yrs. Do that one.
Beaster- Wentz better be good LMFAO at Barwin and Graham 2 fucking bums who suck.
I don’t follow fran duffy. does he do this for all games on a schedule or something?
H2O I’m just forking Cowboys fans at that point. A play on if you will to your Cowboys diss. I came stronger. I usually do.
Yes. He breaks down plays from the latest game. And don’t lie about not following him.
Beaster- Wentz better be good They dont have one of those for the eagles.
H2O he has a higher rating than Dez Bryant. Madden is retarded
Beaster- Wentz better be good Show the eagles SB one. BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAA!!!
F it i mean, more likely it will be a tropical storm, but would be funny if it went far enough north to not rain
Sir Squatch Dongtavious Steelwang
Kinda doubt it. the TD isn’t even within 500 miles of Tampa yet.
Bill_In_FL Whelp, that’s a good cue to exit for now.
Dongtavious Steelwang Bill_In_FL don’t leave me here with these people
Bill_In_FL Looks like you got somebody upset over his safe space.
Beaster- Wentz better be good BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAAHHAAAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAA!!!!
Justin – Lee has missed a bit more time than Mathews, just fyi. It’s not the best comparison.
true, Lee is much more important to his team
One of my all time favorites. [img]http://i.imgur.com/31Z8QR0.jpg[/img]
Mytee32 what does that mean to someone who never sees rain?
Beaster- Wentz better be good Bill_In_FL
Humor, it is a difficult concept.
Yesterday has nothing for me. Old pictures that I’ve already seen. I’ll just turn the pages in my book of memories.
Sir Squatch Lupo I thought Paul died or some shit. But I’m hip to the game now.
Francois, this is for sale at a local airport,
Lupo
“Yesterday it was such an easy game to play.
Now I need a place to hide away.
Oh, I believe in yesterday.”
The Marcus Smith Dilemma: Keep Or Cut?
http://www.phillymag.com/birds247/2016/08/31/marcus-smith-cut-eagles-steven-means/
I think you have to cut bait. I was hoping Howie would have been able to make a bust for bust kind of trade.
Lupo makes you wonder if they are one in the same
F it Mytee32 Storm surge is the water the hurricane makes rise up and come ashore causing flooding. Like the moon affecting tides, low pressure systems raise the water under it and moves it ashore when the storm makes land fall. Like a mini tsunami.
H2O He got 1 sack in Week 17. If he continues with that per game trend, he’ll have….16 sacks!
#MarcusSmith4DPOY
ah…..and this is the first ever warning for one? damn
H2O I dunno, if he’s good enough to earn a roster spot, I’m fine with it. Let’s see what we can get from him. Could be another Brandon Graham situation, or not.
That wold be some real schizophrenia shit given he who shall not be named’s hate for our Nation’s capital.
F it First official warnings. All hurricanes have them. It’s what killed New Orleans with Katrina.
Is this the ‘picked up’ Brandon Graham? Is that what we’re seeing?
My wife took away my safe zone… I now have to go to the garage and hang out with the dog when I feel anxious…
Graham had early injuries and then was miscast in a 3-4 (played pretty well considering). He’s a football player. I’m not so sure Smith is.
H2O Neither am I – but I do want to see if he can succeed in a new scheme
The Duffster keeping it real. https://twitter.com/fduffy3/status/770607080218759169
H2O If I’m being honest with myself – he probably won’t and we’ll be saying happy trails to him. But he might surprise us yet. I at least want to see him playing a bit smarter as a former QB and just being in the right place at the right time for a play.
Multiplicity = Skull Fork
We are going to skull fork a lot of opposing defenses
Player each team cannot afford to lose most, outside of QB.
DAL- Sean Lee
NYG- Beckam
WAS- Trent Williams
PHI – Jason Peters
“That gives me an idea…”
-Director of Human Centipede
Mytee32 Most storm surge is caused by the storm pushing water on shore, not the low pressure of the system.
F it Arguably not Sean Lee IMO, since they’ve missed time with him before. Tyron or Frederick going down might be worse.
H2O dude, you lose Peters, you guys are FUCKED
I said a low pressure system. The water is actually pulled up, elevated from sea level and then moves ashore. That’s how it works. The pressure does play a huge part.
our defense is just so much better with Lee. Its Horrific without him.
Jenkins for the Eagles. He’s the leader out there.
F it Right, but with a rookie QB, losing a piece of your OL may be even bigger, especially a center. Frederick is the one who calls line protections or is it up to the QB?
What’s funny is the Lil guy saying Peters which is nonsense. In fact I have a feeling Peters is about done playing tackle.
that wouldn’t hurt you nearly as much as losing peters, with lane suspended
Big 12 informs East Carolina that they are no longer under consideration as an expansion candidate. In other equally earth shaking news the world is not flat.
They should be a defensive and TE heavy team anyway so I think they could survive keeping TEs in a lot to help out in pass pro.
I like ECU and support NC colleges, but they shouldn’t be in the big 12…
choosing peters has a lot to do with lane missing 10
Very important question from the Duffmeister. https://twitter.com/fduffy3/status/770363298529226752
Mytee32 It is nothing like tidal forces, the wind from the system pushes the water onto shore
Watch the Twitter feed on the right for a bit and you’ll find people who would agrue that, Bill.
asking the hard hitting questions….life would be rough without the Duff
Leary and Green are good depth. we have nothing to even play next to lee, let alone replace him
Ehhh ECU would have opened up the NC market to them. In the end, the most important thing these conferences are looking for is how much value of the conference is increased by the addition of a team. Adding an entirely new market they don’t have would have been a strong addition.
I hope Chase plays good in his auction for the Vikings . We could use their 1st round pick next year.
They’re flailing. Lost Nebraska, lost Mizzou. They are basically a conference that has to do whatever UTexas tells them to do from here on out.
Oh I don’t disagree on that at all, but adding a team like Houston doesn’t help them much because they already have Texas.
Beaster- Wentz better be good
Given that you don’t have one of your own
Sir Squatch Mytee32 There is a pressure generated surge that usually coincides with the eye wall and the wind generated surge builds behind it. I was using the tides of the moon as a high level example for Justin.
Another great one from the Duffster. https://twitter.com/fduffy3/status/769971113988358145
The league’s highest pad cheerleader.
https://twitter.com/dallascowboys/status/771038542478704642/photo/1?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
Mytee32 The low pressure of the system has almost no impact on storm surge.
Monz Venus They say you are what you eat. This is the reason I call RCU a dick.
It’s sad that these are the factors conferences now weigh. Markets. NCAA is so fucked.
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Report: Sean Lee has chance to earn $2 million bonus he missed in 2015
Nice 2 TE set here. https://twitter.com/fduffy3/status/769969465454915586
Assuming this is accounted for in 2016 cap space…LOL
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2016/08/31/report-sean-lee-has-chance-to-earn-2-million-bonus-he-missed-in-2015/
That’s kind of like the lil guys on heres number. 1 800 J In Da Butt
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splooz
has to be judged ‘likely to be earned’ to be charged to the cap now. If it is judged ‘unlikely’ then it won’t count until the end of the season.
I thought the same thing but didn’t wanna be the first to say it…
Regardless…the 2017 cap is what they need to be working towards and they’re currently like $30m over as of now. Obviously they have moves they can make but rolling over money should be a huge priority.
According to Spotrac they are roughly $28m over the projected 2017 cap in contract dollars but that can be managed. Assuming they want to add a FA or two though they better start doing work.
splooz
No they aren’t. If you assume the cap in 2017 will be $166mil (what most cap sites are using) then Dallas currently stands ~7.5mil over. But, that does not count any roll over from 2016.
Spotrac projects it at $155.
http://www.spotrac.com/nfl/dallas-cowboys/cap/2017/
Spotrac is probably the best site out there and they don’t project $166. And rolling over $2m when you’re $7.5m over (if that’s the case…doubt it) is still big.
Tampa is getting pounded with rain right now.
http://i.imgur.com/S8m0AN4.gif
So Spotrac predicts no increase in 2017
Beaster- Wentz better be good Monz Venus Ray Ja is going to be a swamp tonight.
I believe they actually predict a slight decrease. Regardless other teams all get the increase and decrease the same and while I’m sure Dallas can get under either $166 or $155 they’ll be strapped again and the Cows are looking at major needs next year.
Aren’t 2 of your top 3 CBs walking? Assuming no pass rushers emerge that’s a need too. Likely pass catchers to go with Dez as well.
These are hard areas to fill with just rookies.
This is the big one. Tampa is going to sink! Turn to Atlantis. GET OUR BOYS OUT OF THERE!!!
just jumped 12M this last year… if they increase revenues, the cap increases.. i remember hearing 2017 will only be slightly higher than 2016.. too early to tell
I think that jump was related to a TV deal and people knew that was coming. There is no expected deal like that coming this year. Similar to the NBA. They had their big jump this year. Next year NBA cap may actually fall a little.
Monz Venus Moving: N at 2 mph
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I know it’s about to turn NE and speed up quickly, but that sucker just sitting there in warm water is nothing but trouble
Stupid Florida. Getting tropical storms and hurricanes. Only in Florida.
H2O Hurricanes spawn tornadoes, it’s like Justin’s worst nightmare had a nightmare baby
Sir Squatch Monz Venus I know. At least the cone is now slightly N of Tampa. Let’s hope it stays that way.
I dunno to be honest.
I’m just surprised Dallas is playing fast and loose with what they have this year knowing next year is going to be cap strapped again and they’ve got some prety major needs.
We go through this every year yet Dallas always figures out a way.
LOL. I honestly don’t know what happened to him or where he lived in FL. that has him claiming the whole state is horrible. Maybe he has something against all the girls in bikinis.
Monz Venus Yeah should stay north, but if it doesn’t it might just be slamming water into the bay
And this is why they go through this. I’m sure Dallas can manage again but they haven’t gotten to be players in FA for awhile now and this is why.
Nah. They haven’t chosen to be FA players they had enough this year if they wanted to overspend like NY. Stephen doesn’t believe in overspending on FA’s.
Sir Squatch Monz Venus I’m going to get the hurricane shutters on this evening.
it’s sort of like some idiot using crime stats from a 10 block radius on the South side of Chicago to condemn the entire Chicago Metro area… weird
That would be from Florida and for some reason that matters to h20.
He’s very concerned about Florida today.
Given their cap situation the past 5 or so years…they haven’t exactly had a choice in the matter. Coupled with Dallas missing on most non-1st rounders in the past 3-4 years and this is why things are where they are.
Plenty of teams can be players in FA without doing what NY did this year. Hell DC had space but was pretty quiet until Norman unexpectedly came free. Then they had the space to make a move.
One would have to be a complete idiot to move to Chicago. A huge percentage of that city is a chithole.
I would go there only if I could skip school with Ferris Bueller…
We have new windows being installed on Friday, excellent timing!
It’s a nice place to visit for about 1 day. That’s all the time you need to see the good parts of that cesspool of a city.
I don’t see why this has to be about the fucking military either. I also don’t really know what he wants.
The NFL had to do something. They likely went about it wrong, but now the story can be dropped.
Dallas isn’t going to overpay for FA’s by choice. They have had every opportunity the other 31 teams have had. Obviously you don’t remember when Jerry would move the cap around to go after players they wanted. They didn’t want to spend that much on Norman. Even though they could have the time. They definitely didn’t want to out bid NYG on Vernon and Jenkins once it went that high.
You believe they didn’t do it because they couldn’t afford it. They didn’t do it because of choice. And i say this with utmost assurance because of how they operated in the past. Salary cap be damned. If they wanted someone they paid whatever it took.
I think he just wants to get people talking? I also don’t agree that it is disrespectful of the military at all by not standing
how is it not? that is what they fight and die for
If he’s such a SJW, why did he get fined last year for making racial slurs?
lol @ mike neal not going. Al Jezeera threw some darts at the board, looks like maybe one stuck
I stand by my statement that I don’t care if he stands or not, but I think he’s a tool
he’s not bound by the CBA currently since he’s not under contract.. I think that’s why he didn’t go?
They don’t fight and die so Colin Kaepernick can stand up during a song.
if that flag didn’t exist, Kaepernick would be in chains
Actually Justin they fight for our rights and part of our rights include the right to peaceful protest.
whatever. there are thousands of ways to protest his issue. Disrespecting the American flag is not a good way imo
Lupo I don’t think it’s beside the point. I think it’s exactly the point.
I may think kaep is stupid and what he did was dumb, but it doesn’t have to a statement about the military.
Sure and I concur. I just don’t know what he hopes to actually accomplish with this. It’s not like Trump or Hillary or Obama are just going to sign into legislation an executive order preventing the US from ever doing bad things again.
We do tons of bad things. We’re selfish fucks. This is who we are.
I dunno if he’d be in chains. He’d probably be living in a tribe somewhere scratching his booty though.
splooz I guess my question is, if he has had such a social awakening, why didn’t he make a public statement about it before deciding to throw it out on the field? He could have called every reporter in SF into a room to talk about police brutality and discrimination, but he didn’t.
true, he’s fast, he would prob escape the slave traders
not standing disrespects the flag, huh? does printing the flag on stuff that gets thrown in the trash disrespect it too? napkins… tablecloths.. american flag boxers that get shit stains in them? is that disrespectful? or do you get to pick and choose?
Why don’t any of them actually do something about it?
I’m not going to argue with you if you simply don’t respect the salute to the American flag.
Lupo My bigger issue out of all this, that is being completely ignored, is the Castro shirt. That is far and away a bigger issue to me than him sitting.
It’s a persons opinion… To many like Justin it does…
lupo, for someone who made such a fuss about the confederate flag being taken down, it’s pretty odd that you seem to care a lot less about the American Flag
Well that flag was a symbol of a failed attempt to break up this country, flag, you love. And was being displayed on gov property.
they fight for our country, represented by the flag. that is their sole purpose. how is it not directly related to the military?
How can I pay u? I’m just gonna send a 20 in the mail…
I don’t think there’s really anything that can be done about it Funfers. Our country (and moreso the Global Economy) need to exploit people or the earth to continue to grow. Capitalism demands haves and have nots. Given the racial issues of the past the black folk still are mostly on the short end of the stick though that’s gotten better.
Truthfully the problem is entirely too complex for a simple conversation to fix. It’ll likely require some sort of major shift in economy, society, and nationalistic ideas before Colin gets what he wants.
Until then…he can sit during a song for all I care. Personally (as a hippy and anarchist) I’d rather he blew up a dam or an oil executive’s house to make a statement.
Well your argument seems to be that the flag is one and the same as the country.
On a random note….Kyle Lowry interviews Nova coach Jay Wright on Woj’s podcast.
https://art19.com/shows/vertical/episodes/114026a8-eb62-405d-a5c8-e5cf55463363
All I know is that it didn’t even take two days for Justin to start some shit.
Well done.
Otsitheiceman actually, lupo started it. and likely knew what would ensue
It’s gonna be… And it’s the only ducking one I could watch live…
Sir Squatch HailBandG Wasnt there a Tampa game that underwent a crazy storm delay last year?
Dongtavious Steelwang F it DEF need a different topic
Mytee32 As well as Carrie Underwood’s random ass SNF song. Sure, it’s terrible, but she isn’t!
True dat… Wings and shrimp spring roles are coming!
Paypal is going to be easiest. Plus, it protects you from my Mexican conniving ways.
I like her’s more than I liked faiths. don’t know why
Ok, I will set up an account then… But will they honor it since I live in NC and we have that bathroom bill?
False/Blind Patriotism is exactly why Kaepernick is under such scrutiny
The attribution of the anthem to the military is why so many ppl have lost their shit over this
Nevermind the fact that why Kaepernick sat is a very real problem in America. Yet no one wants to hear it, discuss it & so on because it disrespects the military. When in fact, he’s not disrespecting the military at all.
This is why I frowned on Kaepernick using the anthem as his means. Because the true intention would get bypassed thanks to false patriotism.
There. Can we talk about something else now?
I wonder if any coach would have the balls to begin a 4th preseason game, then forfeit.
I dunno if it’s about balls cause some use this game to determine who the last few roster spots are going to and to give the other guys a chance to audition for other teams.
F it No coach cares enough about a 4th game to forfeit. But that would be cruel to the guys fighting for a job across the league.
F it I have never cried to him. How many times have you actually shed tears and rage quit?
I have a different take on it than him and u, that’s the reason I think he is an idiot…
Beaster- Wentz better be good F it never, even when you tell me to “go fuck my DEAD mother”
Otsitheiceman “There goes old blood n’ guts….our blood, his guts.”
I’d be curious just how many guys actually make the team because of their performance in a 4th preseason game
Mytee32 Are we talking about that specifically or the 4th preseason game as a whole?
or you know, the 4th quarter of the other three preseason games
It’s not just for the team that has them on the roster – its for the other 31 teams in the league as well.
It just seems like a smaller problem in America when it’s 100 times more dangerous to simply walk down the street in inner cities. I think that’s the biggest issue here. Is that fair? I don’t know.
Dongtavious Steelwang there is plenty of film on these guys from camp and the first three games
Fiversons No Spin Zone “Imma let you finish-”
-UAV Pilot
F it It’s not just about making a 53 man roster. It’s not even to “make” a guy’s NFL career. It’s about getting guys to latch on if only for an extra season so they can make somewhat of an earning, even if it is only on a practice squad.
U seem to be getting upset again Lil guy. Not sure what you are trying to prove but whatever blows your skirt up.
F it Dongtavious Steelwang Teams don’t release camp film to others.
Fiversons No Spin Zone I hear ya.
But I have yet to see any article or tweet that has called out Kaepernick for being wrong in his action for any reason other than the flag or the military
the guys who play in the 4th game get plenty of time in the first 3
penguinfarmer Mytee32 I, personally, think it’s absurd to make these guys perform for their careers in this environment tonight.
F it Not really. First three games are 90 man rosters. They have to cycle through a lot of guys after the starters whose playing time amps up from game 1 to 3.
Mytee32 penguinfarmer Wondering if they would reschedule the game or out and out cancel it. I know they cancelled the HOF game but it doesn’t count to the “official 4”
F it Tht amounts to one game. This adds a complete second game of tape for them.
Sir Squatch Philly. America. Batteries. Cheesesteaks. D-Cells. GET SOME.
Mytee32 It’s a huge issue. One way to combat that: Gun Control. One thing the government can’t agree upon: Gun Control
Mytee32 Talking about one problem doesn’t mean other problems don’t exist though.
Sir Squatch The one year they don’t have a pick in the 1st round. That’s stupid.
Dongtavious Steelwang Mytee32 Other problems exist because of the problem I outlined.
penguinfarmer F it agree to disagree. I think the 4th pre season game is gone soon.
Dongtavious Steelwang Stop addressing symptoms. Start addressing the virus.
Some of them don’t get much PT during those 4th quarters anyways. This is the only preseason game that likely really matters.
F it penguinfarmer I think it will be too. Starters don’t want it. Coaches probably don’t want it. Owners do for the money. But that doesn’t negate the fact that it does, indeed, have value for a guy fighting for even the briefest of NFL careers.
Mytee32 Dongtavious Steelwang *cough* Congress *cough*
Can’t even get a Patton quote right… I mean come on…
Dongtavious Steelwang Mytee32 I know god damn it Mcdonalds needs to stop ignoring my special order for no pickles
Dongtavious Steelwang Mytee32 Inner city violence creates these stereotypes. Inner city violence helps fuel racism. The culture in inner cities spawns the reactions from both sides. Police profile because of the culture in inner cities. that’s where attention needs to focus.
Who thought it was a good idea to use pickles is the biggest issue
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Donald Trump has landed in Mexico https://t.co/rdO8k8A4C5
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This will end well, I’m sure. Pena-Nieto is a fucking dimwit.
Mytee32 Dongtavious Steelwang I also think its related to the US justice/prison system which is privatized and incentivizes imprisonment. Also, if you get the same penalty with drug posesssion as you do killing a cop, what’s stopping a cop from getting whacked anyway if you’re going to get the same sentence regardless?
H2O everyone already knows he’s a fag. then he tried to hide it by dating a girl who likes it in the butt
It’s not about what was actually said. it’s about perception. Mexicans hate the man. Plus, it behooves Mexico for a democrat to win. Now if Hilary visits, whatever The Donald says will overshadow hers.
Regardless, Trump has a lot of ground to make up and this is a bold move.
pffff………ive seen at least 20 sidewalk protests. “latinos for trump”……..in Salinas…….
Sir Squatch Dongtavious Steelwang Of course, who wants to be in Green Bay
Weech Trump will manage to screw this up
Just like he was lobbying for black votes……in non-black neighborhoods
Frenchie! Weech “I love soul food, I love black people!”
-Trump at a Popeyes
Considering he has like 2 percent support in either forums, I don’t think he could lose…
I was just pointing out that actual soldiers didn’t have a problem with him
H2O You lied, I found your Facebook
https://www.facebook.com/BrandonGraham54/
I would like to see a Bradford to Minnesota trade. Would be good for both sides
Dongtavious Steelwang H2O he’s fletcher in the snow right now
Dongtavious Steelwang Mytee32 Ghettos exist in every city worldwide. There will always be a section of poor. There has to be. What we need to do is start working on ways to make these sections so segmented. Racial tensions of the past have created the segregated communities of today. It’s entirely too difficult for someone to climb out of these holes they are born in.
Everything else is a symptom of that. Drug laws are racist in effect. They have a negative impact on entire communities. But at the end of the day, facts and data support the profiling, right or wrong. There needs to be a coming together of all people to help fix this problem.
But again, it’s hard to focus on police brutality when it’s 100 times more dangerous to walk down the street. That should be where the energy is concentrated. Once those gains are made, hopefully the institutional racist policies will be walked back.
F it Dongtavious Steelwang H2O Fletcher is using a lot of cocaine
I’d do it, but it would be shitty for 2016 fersher…I wouldn’t do it for less than a second rounder either.
H2O you’ll do it for a conditional 2019 5th rounder, and you’ll like it
#InJayWeTrust F it I just hope Howie doesn’t fleece them for Daniels.
Weech But why does he have a lot of ground to make up? Is it because the liberal media spun his words to incite such hate? Yes it is.
Dongtavious Steelwang He actually looks like he lost weight.
penguinfarmer Dongtavious Steelwang I love how fucked up looking the 8 on his jersey is
Lupo *Wife finds email with $20 sent to DeliciousBrandSpikes*
Um….Lupo….we need to talk about this….
Dongtavious Steelwang penguinfarmer That’s not a #8. It’s the infinity symbol.
Dongtavious Steelwang I kind of feel bad for him
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze Lupo calls them Floories
“I thought you were kidding when you said you wanted to roleplay that!”
https://twitter.com/DMN_George https://twitter.com/DMN_George/status/771058978365276160https://twitter.com/DMN_George/status/771058978365276160
Cowboys coaches met w/ QB Austin Davis this a.m. They consider him possible backup for Dak until Romo gets back rather than body for 1 game.
So the trade discussions got me thinking. I bet if you gave Elway truth serum, he’d admit that he wishes he traded a second for Bradford. They wound up taking a round 4 or 5 projected run-stopper only DT with their second pick. They have the defense/surrounding team to make another run. They just needed a decent QB a la 2015 Peyton. I think Bradford is much more capable of filling that role than what they have currently.
H2O Kinda wondering if he really wanted Kaepernick that bad
I’d be happy with the Vikings 2nd for Daniel but I hope he does good in the last preseason game and get their 1st.
I have know way of knowing, but if that’s all he was asking I bet Elway regrets not making the trade.
I think Lynch is playing by the end of the season so he doesn’t care
maybe, but it’s still a lost season now instead of a realistic run…might work out with Lynch though in the long run
In honor of yesterday.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nvWADo6KPzA
We’ll have a nice little $100 pot. I’ll hold it in escrow for the full 4 weeks it’ll take.
Fair enough. Conversely though I think a case can be made that Howie should regret not accepting a lesser pick for Bradford given that they then got Daniel and Wentz knowing Bradford isn’t likely going to be an Eagle in 2017 and they could use ammo now that they’re light on picks.
#InJayWeTrust who’s the retard who can’t look at the camera?
He’s signed through 2017 so there’s plenty of time for him to trade him. His value goes up or down depending on how he does this season.
They look like they work at Bahama Breeze,
oh there’s two, one is obvious retard Josh Norman.
His 2017 cap number might make him tough to move no? Philly would eat $5m in bonus dealing him and the team that acquires him has a QB on a 1 year $17m deal.
@ Weech
I predict this meeting will actually just fine and both sides will come out and say we had a good meeting and see a lot of middle ground we can work on blah blah blah…
https://twitter.com/jonmachota/status/771059105410744320 I expect Davis to be signed today.
1 day to learn a playbook… Lol good thing this game doesn’t matter.
Exactly. They need a third QB. He can sit behind Showers a couple of weeks
I assume any team trading for him would require a restructure of some sort.
<--Does DVDA I'm not sure he's better than Showers. We've never actually seen Showers with a starting oline.
When you’ve got a 4th round rookie starting and Showers is your back up…you need a 3rd option. Come on.
It doesn’t matter to me the order of the backups really. He can sit behind Showers or Dak . Whatever his skill of play puts him at. They just need a 3rd QB IMO.
Double Vaginal Double Anal. Means he gets 4 penises every day.
splooz no doubt. I’m just saying I’m not so sure that Davis would automatically become the #2
A woman told a responding deputy that her son had “seen clowns in the woods whispering and making strange noises” at around 8:30 p.m. that night, according to the report, which was obtained by 48 Hours’ Crimesider.
She said the boy led her to where he saw the clowns, and then she also saw them “flashing green laser lights” before they ran away into the woods, according to the report. Around that same time, the woman’s older son reported hearing ”chains and banging on the front door” of their residence.
The deputy investigating the case said another woman at the same apartment complex said she saw a clown outside around 2:30 a.m. that morning.
The “large-figured clown with a blinking nose, standing under a post light near the garbage dumpster area” waved at her, and she waved back, according to the police report. “The suspect did not approach her or harm her.”
I honestly don’t think it matters. If Dak isn’t a good rookie QB…you’re probably fucked anyways.
one would think Showers would be the better backup. his style of play is more similar and he knows the offense.
The entire middle of the Eagles defense has to be one of the best in the entire league. What other teams are that strong up the middle? Serious question, looking for some answers here.
wtf…………kaepernick needs to stand up for these poor residents
I believe so also. Until Davis gets the playbook down. Then re-evaluate.
I don’t think any Skins fan disagrees that Short/Star and Keuchly are good inside.
Weech I mean really, if there were creepy clowns floating around my neighborhood woods and attempting to lure children, those woods would no longer exist.
Tulloch is likely kaput and Hicks has a few good games. But the Jets seem to be deep and proven all throughout the middle.
He isn’t Kaput according to everybody who watched him in Det last year. He’s simply a running down MLB.
I just don’t consider secondary “middle of the defense” but to each his own I guess.
toot your horn bud, congrats, you have one of the best “middles”
Tulloch was released on July 7th. No one signed him till middle of preseason almost 2 months later.
Clearly everyone think’s he’s a stud.
Squatch’s weakness is clowns…. Interesting
I wasn’t trying to toot any horn. Just thinking about football and realized the Eagles are damn solid up the entire middle of the field defensively. You don’t have to contribute to the conversation if it bothers you.
Ahh. the old nobody wanted him theory. Gotcha. I should have known better than engage you in a serious conversation. Never mind.
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Did you miss the word “entirety”? I’m including safeties.
Are you disrespecting THE Kurt Coleman?
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze Clowns are creepy as fuck and deserve a shoot on sight policy
“Just thinking about football and realized the Eagles are damn solid up the entire middle of the field defensively”
lol you just described tooting your own horn.
It’s not really a theory. Seems to be pretty cut and dry. He sat on FA for almost 2 months for a reason. He’s a 31 year old LB with 10 years of wear and tear on his body.
I don’t think anyone outside of you all considers Philly’s MLBs “strong”.
F it This man discovered Marcus Peters’ greatness, you shut your whore mouth
H2O I’m glad he found success, just bummed it wasn’t with us. We’ve been desperate for safety help for years.
I’ve never seen someone try to measure a defenses “entirety” but not include CBs.
Strange, Cloist
Weech Hey if we didn’t have to play defense we’d be the greatest defense in the league
in da league boss
Weech this is a difficult time for Eagles fans. let them grasp at their straws
In that photo below of the Redskins, Kirk Cousins bought them all Tommy Bahamas shirts in honor of Player Director who only wears Tommy Bahams shirts. This was at the annual “Welcome Home Luncheon”
he admires the male figure http://i.makeagif.com/media/12-16-2015/bqfStf.gif
There was just an article posted listing hicks as a breakout player this year.
That article also lists Matt Jones and I’ll give you one guess as to who wrote the team blurbs…
Is that why josh can get burned deep? Doesn’t want to expose his ass to wr hands?
Why? According to this Jimmy G. Is not good, and the *Pats will have to play perfectly, with a very flawed team, to likely be 2-2 to start.
Ok.
2) What are his strengths?
“Tulloch remains a huge force in his run defense. He actually led the Lions in tackles last year, and if there’s a player in his crosshairs, he isn’t getting by Tulloch.”
3) What are his weaknesses?
“At this point in his career, because of age and injuries, Tulloch just isn’t a three-down linebacker anymore. He can’t keep up with the speedy, agile slot receivers and tight ends anymore, so it would be wise to keep him off the field on obvious passing downs.”
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He’s simply a run stuffer. Hence why teams weren’t banging down his door to pay him a couple mil. Doesn’t mean he’s not great at what he does. And Hicks was nothing but fantastic when he played last season and everybody outside of trolls has had nothing but praise for him when watching his film. But I’m sure splooz is unbiased in his opinion that the Eagles aren’t strong at all at MLB.
Mytee32 I’m just practicing my mean spiritedness for the regular season, this is week 4 for me
thanks fives…I appreciate the non troll here as your troll brethren are trying to turn my football legit conversation into a fight. Solid by you.
H2O
So, why wouldn’t opposing teams do what they ended up doing to Roy Williams in Dallas, i.e., run plays that force him into coverage where they can take advantage of his weakness?
There’s nothing trolling about claiming that outside of fanatic Philly people haven’t heard much of Hicks and Tulloch is likely on his last legs in the NFL.
Sorry these things offend you.
Why are we counting philly writers part of “you all”? They don’t post on here and can be objective about players. Do we just disregard any beat DC writer?
Any Washington fans expect Kelly to win the starting job over jones?
Sheridan got replaced by Tim McManus but I don’t know which one wrote about Hicks
#InJayWeTrust H2O
Your random insult generator appears to be stuck
MLBs/ILBs that can’t cover are pretty useless now. They’re even turning safeties into LBs now to improve LB coverage. See Mark Barron, Deonne Buchannon, Su’a Cravens, etc.
Otsitheiceman I don’t expect it, but if it happened it wouldn’t be the most surprising thing in the world. Kelley’s had a good preseason
I’m not talking about the whole defense. I don’t know what to expect. They could get killed on the outside for all I know. I simply was noticing that they appear to be quite strong up the middle. Just talking some football meng.
Not as of right now. I think they are happy with both in knowing they have a backup option. Not to say that Kelley won’t get his fair share of work this year.
Good news for Mort it looks like, hope it continues that way:
http://espnmediazone.com/us/press-releases/2016/08/update-chris-mortensens-health/
That all kinda depends on if Jones is ready for week 1. If Kelley gets his chance then he has a shot to seize the job. Jones doesn’t have a pedigree or draft status demanding he be the lead back.
They might. He’s basically a first down guy and in goalline/short yardage situations. If teams pass on first down, they may be able to exploit that. He’s kinda like Demeco was 2 years ago.
The Tampa area has been hammered all day by heavy rain, I wonder if they just call off tonight’s game. That field can’t be very safe.
Bill_In_FL Maybe they just say fuck it and play some water polo tonight
Bill_In_FL Apparently the field has been draining well and is still in good shape, as of now
Every analyst who has scrutinized Hicks play thinks he’s a budding star. Keep digging fag.
Mytee32 splooz is adding it to his bonerjamz mixtape
Parking around there will be interesting, last time I went to a game you parked on grass fields lol.
Ranked 18th according to the first site that popped up when I did ILB ranking google.
http://athlonsports.com/nfl/2016-nfl-player-rankings-linebackers
*shrug*
H2O Hicks is going to be a stud in the middle as long as he remains healthy. Considering he was a rookie last year and had that big of an impact, I think he could do even better this year.
Marinated pork loin, mashed potatoes and asparagus for dinner makes Fiversons happy…
They probably won’t cancel the game, because the NFL knows Nate Sudfeld will draw a huge national audience
Fiversons No Spin Zone I haven’t cooked a pork loin in awhile. Done a lot of slow cooked pork shoulder the past month though.
OMG, you found a ranking!! That must be gospel. He must have studied every LB for hours!!
What you are saying, and correct me if I am wrong, is that the waters are parting for the Redskins. Is that correct?
Fiversons No Spin Zone I need to upgrade crockpots, i just cooked it in a cast iron. Did just fine.
I her telling myself I’m getting a green egg, perhaps next spring…
The well respected athlon website, with fresh info from June….
1: Does that make Snyder god?
2: If so, does he want our first born sons, because fuck that noise
Fiversons No Spin Zone With what squatch has posted with it I’m surprised you didn’t get one yesterday
#InJayWeTrust HailBandG Oppressed so hard they could not stand
Let my people go
Nationally people don’t know much about Hicks yet. This supports that. Maybe he’ll show them this year. Maybe he won’t.
I have no idea why that bothers you so much.
I think he could be quite good. Just not sure he’s on the level of proven strong MLBs yet. Lots to prove.
Fiversons No Spin Zone I’ve thought about getting one for my dad but he doesn’t grill as often as he used to. Think he could still have a lot of fun with it though.
Going back on ignore splooz congrats.
This is my own fault for thinking I could actually have a conversation with you in which you wouldn’t try to turn it upside down in order to “prove me wrong” and bash the Eagles in anyway possible just so you could argue.
H2O if you just want to ignore him why do you have to announce it
Ok. Great time talking to you. Sorry you get upset cause people think Hicks needs to prove more to be considered a top MLB. I didn’t realize this was so offensive.
He’s really mad that I think Hicks has lots to prove. I should be more sensitive.
H2O Aw. This blog is so nice when Papa Cloister and Mama Splooz fight.
Lol you mean exactly what you did at the start of this convo about hicks? All of us fanatic philly fans?
Seriously? I can’t stop laughing.
You’d think I talked to him about his kid like beaster talks to justin about his mom with how salty he gets about me thinking a promising young player has a ways to go before joining the likes of Luke Keuchly.
dude just has to troll and argue…he can’t just have a decent football conversation. Must be jealous of the Eagles defensive middle. Only thing I can think of.
splooz Everything’s mostly speculation for now until the games hit.
H2O In fairness, Redskins fans wouldn’t know a good defensive middle if it hit em in the mouf
If there is a game tonight, I’ll be back for that. Try not to implode the blog again.
Can’t argue this. Last time we had a decent ILB/MLB he was wheelchair bound London Fletcher
Does this scene take place in Philly and there’s 1 pizza in all those boxes?
http://www.cnn.com/2016/08/31/health/hepatitis-a-outbreak/index.html
Don’t eat frozen Strawberries from Egypt.
I like how he can discredit our source as “philly fanatics” but calls foul when I’ve never heard of “athlon” and don’t care about their old rankings,
<--Is the cup in 2 girls 1 cup I'll wait for confirmation from Justin before I move forward
There won’t be a blog for Squatch to come back to
You actually haven’t given me any sources. But you don’t “like” it or you wouldn’t be crying about it.
I simply claim most people outside of Philly fans haven’t heard much of Hicks. I don’t think that’s false.
I ain’t quitting, don’t worry fivers. Just made the mistake of engaging that douche again. I apologize to SKA.
Don’t apologize… It’s what we want, it’s what we deserve…
Sorry, Preston can’t be considered any good because he has a lot to prove and he’s not a top 5 edge rusher yet.
Preston Smith has a lot to prove before he’s considered upper echelon too.
I gave Phil Sheridan. i don’t know what you mean about “me not liking it” I’m point out your hypocrisy.
You guys sure are mad that I think Hicks has to show more than 7 games in a new system before being considered “strong”.
He’s a fucking Philly beat reporter you god damn moron. Of course he’s heard of Hicks. He’s not “others” as you assert.
H2O Cloister, stop pretending you’re blocking Splooz. You know these debates are what fuel you
He’s going back on ignore, sorry. SKA life is better not talking to that anal wart.
He works for ESPN, what beat is he really working? Lol. He’s an outsider as far as I’m concerned.
I said the Eagles were one of the strongest teams in the league in terms of the entirety of their defensive middle (DT, MLB, Safties). He turned the conversation on it’s head as is his norm.
You’re missing some good crap. Cloister can’t handle a differing of opinion. You and I still homeys though Frenchman.
Welcome Tropical Storm Hermine (is that male, female, or ‘Pat’)?
Still sitting in about the middle of the Gulf Of Mexico (WTF is it the Gulf of Mexico when the US has far more coastline in it than Mexico does?) Going to have to speed up considerably in order to make landfall tomorrow
I was expecting a bit more from him but he’s been a disappointment.
H2O But…..we are.
Cox, Logan, Hicks, Tulloch, Jenkins, McLeod is a pretty good set of players
Brandon Scherff can’t be considered a strength of your team’s OL InJay, just so you know. This is what I’m dealing with, it’s really really annoying and I’ve hardly engaged him at all for a long time until recently, and it was nice. This was my mistake.
splooz Landry Jones is pure garbage. I could beat him out for the #2 spot
Don’t tell splooz, he’s going to need more national buzz on those guys before he can decide, or a random ass site with an article from 2 months ago.
Hicks can’t be considered a strength because reasons. And Tulloch can’t help as a situational run stopper also because reasons.
They are a pretty good set of players but again Carolina, LA, NYJ are also strong up the middle and all 4 teams have question marks.
Athlon sports concurs.
H2O I don’t think Splooz ever said Hicks wasn’t good. He just said he has more to prove before he can be considered a top tier guy. Same goes with Scherff, and Preston. We thought Keenan Robinson was gonna be our stud LB for a decade, and then he suddenly became bad. In no way/shape/form am I saying that will happen with Hicks. I’m just saying it’s fair to say he has to prove himself before he can be considered top tier. And that’s fine. The season starts in 2 weeks, and he’ll have plenty of opportunity to show he should be considered a top tier guy
splooz I hear ya. But there’s a difference between saying we are “one of the strongest” and we are “the strongest”
He said MLB can’t be considered a strength because of Hicks age I guess? (who knows) and because our backup run stopping MLB, Tulloch was a FA for too long and is 31.
The initial question was something to the effect of “Philly is strong inside. Who else is strong up the middle?”
And I listed 3 other teams and that set him off.
H2O I don’t think that’s outrageous. Tulloch is on the wrong side of 30, and as we said, Hicks has to prove himself. LB could definitely turn out to be a strength for the Eagles, but we just have to wait and see. Like pretty much everything else. And these conversations are dumb 2 weeks before the season starts
splooz OK. Clearly, I have to scroll down to see the whole convo. That’s too much work for me LOL
Why bother InJay. If you posit anything different than Philly is best you get ignored and called a troll then hit with strawman after strawman.
Fuck it.
He played very well in his role last season. Turning 30 doesn’t automatically mean you stink. The Eagles appear quite strong up the middle was my only point. He has to turn it into this crap which is why he’s better to ignore.
I concur that Philly looks strong up the middle. You challenged that Carolina can’t be strong cause they have a potential weakness (even though Coleman played well last year).
We can’t challenge that Philly has a potential weakness in the middle though or we get ignored. This is the way.
Like I said InJay…fuck it. He doesn’t want to talk football. He wants sunshine blown up his ass.
Well worth your time Frenchie. Just to see what a baby your boy is acting like. Someone get him a diaper.
Mytee32 Breaking: Kirk Cousins does not watch game film
Would you if you were him?
Like watch wedding videos after you fainted then threw up on your betrothed.
Bill_In_FL I don’t think you have the proper definition of skull forked
Of all the players that the Cowboys in particular passed on, this guy bothers me the most, I mean, it’s not like he slipped under any teams radar, they ALL talked about his talent leading up to the draft. How the fuck wasn’t a tyrone Matheiw drafted sooner?
Oh, and Zeke dominated his category like no one else.
http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000693029/article/2016-nfl-award-predictions-mvp-rookie-of-the-year-and-more
And size. People believed he was undersized and that hurt his stock. If he was taller teams would have likely looked past the weed.
Otsitheiceman he managed to get himself n trouble with the law multiple times and kicked out of school
List of a few players who can’t be considered a strength on their respective team according to the blog’s version of herpes:
Todd Gurley
Amari Cooper
Brandon Scherff
Marcus Peters
Preston Smith
Jordan Hicks
Eric Kendricks
Quinten Rollins
Tyler Lockett
Jamison Crowder
La’el Collins
https://twitter.com/ProFootballTalk
https://twitter.com/ProFootballTalk/status/771087435581235200
Report: Bills claim Patrick Lewis
Washington just lost it’s Center of the future
Otsitheiceman he didn’t do well in anything except game film.
H2O Yes. I think were in the same fantasy draft in 20 minutes
HailBandG Center released by Seattle — remember the orgasmic response to Stark?
splooz Well, he’s been good on the field, but has been oft injured as well.
scroll down if you actually care, I don’t feel like explaining it. I made the mistake of talking to splooz again.
I’d think Dallas fans would have much bigger regrets recently than passing on Honey Badger.
When you’re desperate, and you’re beer googles are on, “what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas”
Dongtavious Steelwang F it nicked the scar the other day. fell to my knees in pain. scar tissue can hurt like a motherfucker I guess.
https://twitter.com/ProFootballTalk
https://twitter.com/ProFootballTalk/status/771088424795267073
The official announcement for Philadelphia as 2017 draft host city is set for tomorrow
Let the premature celebrations begin
He’s mad Justin cause I think Hicks has a lot to prove to be considered a strength and Tulloch isn’t that good anymore.
So I’m on ignore and being insulted non stop.
Such is Cloister’s insanity.
in his defense you do tend to go over the top when defending eagles players
hey, i’ll take that over beaster insanity any day
Stork. And would have been a great backup at the very least, maybe even won the starting job at some point this year. Proven power blocker. But too many concussions to pass physical apparently.
I wouldn’t want the draft to be in my city where I live and work cause of all the extra assholes/traffic but I guess some people will be happy.
HailBandG and I was joking about squatch, he just wanted to take a look at him
I know. I only ever said that they were quite strong up the middle and one of the best in the league imo. He changed the narrative into something completely different just to argue which is infuriating so this is where we are now. My mistake for thinking he wouldn’t do the same shit he always does.
There’s a tampermonkey for that.
Honestly his reaction to me thinking Carolina, LA, and NYJ are also strong up the middle is kinda baffling.
too bad McCalister is on IR, he could have netted you a first
I’m not sure I would trust any of those Seattle guys on another team. They already have one of the best Oline coaches and one of the most mobile QBs, yet they are such a terrible pass protecting unit.
I do hope the game gets played though. 48 minutes of Spaight and Cravens excites me
Eric Reid
@E_Reid35
There is a difference btwn dividing & speaking on/pointing out issues. Kaep is doing the later in an effort to unite
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there’s that LSU education!
thank you, it’s nice to be appreciated when you put that much hate into your research
schemes are largely mute. everyone plays 65-70% in a nickel/dime.
maybe that will change if/when team start running interior plays more consistently, but they don’t at this point.
My understanding is that he’s a run stuffing ILB with limited coverage skills. Does that translate better in a 4-3?
It’s OK Cloister.
Billy is gone. He can’t hurt our team anymore
He’s living in Naples, FL which is a fantastic little town or Hell according to Fran.
Both the guys no NFL Live just picked us to win the division. We’re so fucked
Jenkins: Tavarres Has ‘Full Support’ From Teammates
http://www.phillymag.com/birds247/2016/08/30/malcolm-jenkins-myke-tavarres-national-anthem-eagles/
This is what a team leader looks like
penguinfarmer Maybe you’re jealous that he has a normal-sized forehead unlike Eli
Well Billy Davis lives there, what other proof of it being hell do you need!
So this is former Seattle RB Michael Robinson talking about his choice for 2016 ROY:
“Michael Robinson: Sterling Shepard, WR, New York Giants. I think he’s going to have a big role in the Giants’ passing game, simply because I’m not sure Victor Cruz will make the team.”
By what “logic stream” could this be possible? I mean, at best, as the 2nd (or 3rd if Cruz gets totally healthy) War behind all world ODB, Shepard gets 100 targets (actually far less but whatever) and Zeke will touch the ball a minimum of 300 times, assuming they are both healthy.
How the fuck do you choose Shepard I wonder? And the guy is a RB. Cowboy hate man.
Otsitheiceman He’s allowed to have a contrarian opinion. Was Cam a projected MVP candidate before last season?
Otsitheiceman My super hot take is that Sterling Shepard disappoints this year. Not because he can’t play, but because the hype has waaaaay exceeded what he’ll actually produce this year
Well I guess, but the question was “by what logic stream?”
So…
H2O its just easier to find personnel imo, you have much more flexibility in finding linebackers. You don’t have to have a huge nose tackle.
Otsitheiceman Maybe he just doesn’t buy the Zeke hype. There have been high profile busts before at RB, one of them is on your team.
I’ve said it before and it shall be said again. Mcdonalds puts Metamucil to shame
lol why do people think the #2 WR in NYG is in for a big year. Did they forget who the #1 is and how often he is targeted?
I don’t buy the Giants #2 WR hype. whether it be Cruz or Sheppard
F it You see that defense? They gon’ be playin from behind quite a bit
Bill Nye has just confirmed that https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/speaking-of-science/wp/2016/08/31/bill-nye-the-science-guy-is-getting-a-new-show-this-is-not-a-drill/. Each episode of Bill Nye Saves The World will “tackle a topic from a scientific point of view, dispelling myths and refuting anti-scientific claims that may be espoused by politicians, religious leaders or titans of industry.”
agreed. he’s going to have ruben randle type numbers or worse
F it Also, Shepard better win on his routes FAST because defenses are gonna be in Eli’s lap fairly quickly
Cause people must hype something. Truth is most people are wrong about all the preseason hype every year. Then Zeke and Shepard will be 2nd year breakout guys next year.
#InJayWeTrust Dongtavious Steelwang F it Look just let me shit on the Giants before the season starts
Doesn’t seem logical. I mean saying he “thinks” (or you think) Zeke is going to be a bust because why? He’s too slow, he won’t see the field much, the acowboys offense will suck, his OLine can’t block? Those are all reasons, not “I think he’ll be a bust.
He’s a good possession wr, with solid hands. Should thrive with all the attention odb will get.
I fucking hate what kaepernick started. now there’s going to start being some locker room division.
F it Yeah, it’s not like the majority of his teammates are black or anything!!
I disagree. He’s a great athlete in a great situation. He will have single coverage on a team that will throw a lot. His body control is really incredible.
Bill_In_FL penguinfarmer “Some of the first topics to to tackle include (surprise!) climate change and GMOs.”
I didn’t say Zeke is going to be a bust. I’m just providing a counterpoint/train of thought.
penguinfarmer Bill_In_FL What’s Larry Wilmore think of all this
penguinfarmer Bill_In_FL
Given that he freely uses religious terms like ‘denier’ I somehow doubt his objectivity
I asked for the logic though. And again, anyone saying ” I just think he’ll be a bust, or he’s too hyped” isn’t logic.
F it Although honestly Justin, what does the state of unity in the 49ers locker room mean to you, really?
Otsitheiceman like I said. Fuck Michael Robinson.
Otsitheiceman he’s like the black Heath Evans
The logic is that people think other players not selected by Dallas can be really good too.
Otsitheiceman they both talk the talk on NFL network like they were some great players. both were mediocre fullbacks on great teams
is this Philadelphia dgb? Tennesse dgb? Oklahoma dgb? or Missouri dgb?
Bill_In_FL penguinfarmer I figure varying views is better than trying to smash one’s head through an unsubstantiated stance I suppose.
H2O Looks like 3 versions of the gamecube logo with lines pointing out of it
Dongtavious Steelwang F it what triggered this comment was more the jenkins comment about Tavvares
F it Because the Giants are going to be behind a lot and their run game sucks
F it Dongtavious Steelwang So people are discussing it lol. It probably should be discussed a bit. Not hurting anyone, and you can always choose to ignore it, or listen, or not, I’m not your dad.
…or….am…I?
#InJayWeTrust H2O looks like someone took a Mercedes symbol and turned it into something gay
Otsitheiceman “Make America Great Again”
“Leave if you don’t like it here”
H2O Justin really knows how to cut through to the gayness
Dongtavious Steelwang Tire148 After getting wedged in his bedpan
It’s ok Justin… I still think Kaepernick is an idiot as well…
I’ll take that as a no. Just got out of work. Going to play basketball now then have a draft with the same guys. Didn’t want to miss anything. Sometimes it takes forever to scroll through Twitter
Tire148 Nothing of major signficance, although maybe don’t draft Stefon Diggs earlier
Vernon Hargraves is going to be the Marcus Peters of this years draft. Except tougher.
Other than the safety Oakland got in the draft, he’s my pick for DROY
Cleveland has 10 damn picks in the 2017 draft so of course they don’t want another late rounder for McCown. They need a high pick or to keep him cause Griffin likes owies.
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2016/08/31/report-browns-would-only-trade-josh-mccown-for-a-high-draft-pick/#comment-5202742
Tire148 Tajae Sharpe on TEN or the Boyd guy on the Bengals!
I get the whole freedom of speech. bringing up issues. whatever. I just think he did it in a retarded fucking way.
He set his soap box on top of the American flag and stomped on it.
I actually think Hicks is one of the most important players on the entire team. If he plays like he did last season and can stay healthy, I think the Eagles defense is top 10 and a real force. If he gets hurt or doesn’t live up to last season then the defense very well will just be ok. I think the Eagles will be pretty good at getting after the QB. That coupled with very good safety play will alleviate some of the deficiencies on the outside at CB. I see Hicks as the key to this defense.
F it No involvement with the flag, sir. Freedom of speech is what the flag is all about, the ability to say what’s on your mind, as well as people getting to respond to you accordingly.
and people who say it doesn’t disrespect the military, need to read the actual lyrics to the N.A.
H2O Our defense really dropped off after he got hurt last year. I hope he can stay on the field, we’ll only be better with him on it. Kendricks also needs to step up this year as well.
Grow up boy before then send you or someone you love to fight another war against reason.
You’re safe Tire. All NFL teams gave their players the day off to honor Nate Sudfeld’s game tonight.
He’s definitely the glue that held the team last year. He could be a Pro Bowler this year
F it It doesn’t disrespect the military, says many persons from the military.
Tire148 I just hope the secondary holds up better than Byron Maxwell on Cable TV.
I sure hope Fournette puts this to the test
http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000692931/article/miles-lsu-players-who-lambeau-leap-will-need-to-find-ride-home
Otsitheiceman Weren’t we just talking about logical vs. illogical assessments?
my criticism is allowed just as much as his protest
H2O Obviously the source of our offensive problems last year was Hicks scoring too much.
Otsitheiceman Are we actually going to draft profiles to evaluate a player’s performance in the NFL? For real doe?
H2O “Dez Bryant was an excellent receiver at Oklahoma”
He needs to work on his route running still. His draft profile says so.
Les Miles testing to see if he still has control. because he doesn’t really do anything else
H2O Clearly needs an attitude adjustment. Suspended from his team? Mighty high character issues.
H2O Jason Peters bruh. you lose him, kiss your season goodbye
Their return man has said he’s doing it anyways. I want to see Les put to the test on this.
beenthere. take it easy, they could start googling dak Prescott scouting profiles
Everyone knows Jerry Reese has the hottest seat in the East this year but who else’s seat his hot? I thought Garrett’s seat was hot but with Romo out again who the fuck knows.
Coach/Gm Seat Heat power rankins? Don’t mind if I do:
1) Reese
2) Howie
3) Garrett
4) Jay
5) McAdoo
6) Scot
7) Pederson
NR- Jerry
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Otsitheiceman WEAKNESSES
Beat up this year thanks to poor protection. When he wasn’t being sacked, he was being hit hard. Not as competitive a rusher in 2015. Sacks and usage in run game might be taking a toll. Increase in short pass attempts from 86 to 208 this year reason for higher completion numbers. Accuracy on intermediate and deep throws dropped sharply. Pocket poise has been compromised. Hyper aware of pressure around him and lacks awareness to slide and find temporary shelter to make throw. Concern over pressure too often trumps ability to get through progressions. Must speed up the pace of his reads. Footwork is a mess. Slight stride onto stiff upper leg with little weight shift. Restricted follow through and too often tries to muscle throws with upper body. Throws to target rather than leading or throwing them open on short/intermediate throws. Too respectful of underneath coverage and must be more willing to challenge the defense. Needs to improve anticipation.
Dongtavious Steelwang Otsitheiceman that person should lose his job in a few weeks
Hermoine is swinging north, looks like it is going to totally miss my area. Maybe I’ll get some rain out of it
splooz Howie hasn’t proven anything yet besides writing contracts and not getting fired. Coughlin was axed and Reese spared. Garrett may be lower with the Romo injury. I imagine this list seems factual.
F it Dongtavious Steelwang Otsitheiceman Pobody’s Nerfect
Right. I don’t think Howie’s seat is really hot but he’s the only other coach/GM with a negative history of any kind and Philly might can him if this years moves don’t work quickly and replace him with more of a personnel type GM.
So, I said too slow. I posted support that he was too slow, and….what?
Sorry you don’t like it, but, as you said “it’s a contrary viewpoint.
“Personally, I think he’ll be a bust.”
Smh
splooz He’s a cockroach that hasn’t been killed yet. He’s now back in control and if he fails again, he’s out.
Otsitheiceman
Zeke will be DROY because of how much he helps the Dallas D
True but Lurie is patient enough to maybe give him 2 years to fail.
splooz He’s already given him time to fail, demoted him, and kept him around. He’s on his 2nd/3rd strike by now I imagine.
splooz if Garrett wins the division with Dak Prescott, Jerry might extend him another 5 years lol
if the Eagles win the SB they might extend Bradford and trade Wentz….is this the game we’re playing now?
Sure…but if the more likely outcome of Dallas ending up 6-10 or 7-9 you don’t think Jerry get’s antsy? That would mean Garret has 1 winning season in 5.
no, because that is retarded. at least Dak has a shot.
you spelled it like the character from Harry Potter…you’ve just been outed as a die hard Harry Potter fan
I’ve noticed. He’s you all’s version of Bruce Allen to us…or Vinny Ceratto.
you can just call it the hurricane bill its ok. harry potter understands.
F it
His ability to sit or stand for the Ntl Anthem is exactly what people in the military are fighting for. “I may disagree with what you say, but, I will fight to the death for your right to say it.”
Is this a Soviet Style ‘republic’ where the government is so intellectually corrupt that they need empty gestures of support? Don’t think so.
He has a right to do that, just as others have a right to be pissed off by it.
i would hope so. but i don’t see it. Garrett isn’t a bad coach. he just needs to get more aggressive.
Tire148
No, but the smart play on Wall Street is to buy ‘bubble wrap’ futures
H2O Does the fact that you picked up on that also make you a closet die hard Harry Potter fan?
Offtopic: I still haven’t seen a Star Wars
my girls love Harry Potter…I’ve seen most of the movies multiple times. They’re ok.
I mean 2 straight losing seasons though and 1 winning season in 5 full years as a coach? That is a longer leash than any other coach would get by far. Except Jeff Fisher.
One can never get enough of the DUFF….. https://twitter.com/fduffy3/status/771003280340164608
don’t forget he took over a 1-7 squad with tons of age.
splooz Bruce Allen does not belong in the same sentence as Cerrato.
He’s a Snyder sycophant Monz…and despite doing a poor job he’s still around. Luckily Scot is in control but I always fear Allen is working to undermine him so he can ruin things again.
splooz Allen was never intended to be a personnel guy. Shanny was handling those duties. Bruce just needs to stick to the money management side of things.
I’m not counting that season. I’m only counting his full seasons as HC.
2011 – 8-8
2012 – 8-8
2013 – 8-8
2014 – 12-4
2015 – 4-12
I dunno…if the Skins had a coach that was 1 out of 5 in playoff trips I’d assume he’s toast.
splooz Don’t get me wrong, Sploozy. I don’t have any love for Allen. I just don’t think he smells as bad as Vinny.
F it
Is this country perfect? No and it never will be. Doesn’t mean I don’t support it. I still think it’s the best alternative we’ve come up with. To have the expectation that it will or should be perfect is unreasonable in my view. This country is made up of imperfect people, why would we have any expectation that a mass of imperfect people can produce a perfectly fair system. We just have to keep working at it. What I think Kap is ultimately saying is that he doesn’t think we are working at it either hard enough, or even at all.
Well just cause he’s not Hitler doesn’t mean he isn’t a bad guy. Just saying. I don’t trust the Nazi…err Allen.
More of the good stuff from Duff. https://twitter.com/fduffy3/status/769963035108728833
Beaster- Wentz better be good LOL at DGB things. H2O likes this.
JG has also been handcuffed to Romo. If Dak is a legit starting QB this will be the first time Garret has ever had one other than Tony.
Can I give you some advice…don’t get your hopes up about Dak this year. He’s a 4th string rookie and likely needs time to ever pan out. I like Dak. I rooted for him at MSU (my cousin went there) and hope he pans out. The odds are not in his or any other QB taken that late’s favor.
Monz Venus Beaster- Wentz better be good who got pushed down the stairs?
Enjoy little boy. https://twitter.com/fduffy3/status/769957887779172352
DGB things = occassionaly catching a TD, smoking weed, pushing girls down stairs, changing teams….
Do Romo things means getting hurt a lot? https://twitter.com/dpbrugler/status/768993763142295553
Sir Squatch They ‘re gonna cancel it like 20 minutes before kickoff, because NFL
H2O
I’ve been outed as a really bad speller, nothing more. In Catholic school the Nuns told my mother I was an ‘original’ speller. I never misspelled the same word the same way twice. Dissmissed!
You seem salty. It’s not our fault the new Titans GM gave him to us for nothing.
#InJayWeTrust Sir Squatch I’m hoping they were able to cover the field and prevent total saturation.
i just find it funny how quickly you guys fall in love with a player then hate him.
like Byron Maxwell. I see something similar happening with this guy.
i can understand being excited about McLeod or something. because he’s actually good. but not a guy on his 4th team in 4 years.
Of course you do. That’s more hope though than anything else. And I know we’re over the top right now, but it’s just for fun. I expect a decent season from him, but nothing great.
Any predictions from non-Insiders about where the highest paid corner in the league landed?
http://www.espn.com/nfl/insider/story/_/id/17426441/nfl-insiders-predict-which-players-teams-most-overrated-underrated-washington-redskins-josh-norman-new-orleans-saints-brandin-cooks
I liberated a bottle of Willett bourbon from storage and am having that tonight
Another fine one from the Duffster. https://twitter.com/fduffy3/status/769959805104644096
Otsitheiceman Assuming they list Norman as overrated, I’m more interested in hearing who said it, so I can make a mental note of how stupid they are
H2O ok so then just accept my trolling as just for fun. cheeeeel man
Sir Squatch My wife and mother-in-law were hitting my good whiskey a lot lately, so I bought them a bottle of Rock & Rye, and the switch-a-roo worked. They love it and my very small batch whiskey is now safe.
I haven’t seen the story, being a non insider and all, but is there any way he could be underrated?
I have him on ignore but Lil J is begging me to troll him. He has been all day and when i do he’s going to cry like the little bitch he is. He’s one strange Lil guy.
If he wins DPOY then sure. If he’s elected to the pro bowl or a 1st or 2nd team all pro then he’s likely properly rated.
Otsitheiceman Everybody and their mother wants to call Norman overrated nowadays, so I could see him being underrated. Though ESPN dumbasses will probably just go with the grain and call him overrated
You and monz definitely make the cut. We’ll fight again I’m sure, but we’re cool.
beaster put me on your fucking ignore. it would be the best possible thing
Very nice pass here. The Duffster was right on it again. https://twitter.com/fduffy3/status/769954045326987268
Stop begging for my attention. You are a pussy ass drug addict bitch, you are not a man.
lol I’ve proven around here what exactly I am. all you are is a psycho douchebag who talks shit online.
Justin…you’re a good guy. Dunno why Cloister and Beaster hate you so much. Most of us like you.
Thanks, haven’t had a drink in a while so this is going to hit me hard probably
Dude Justin, just ignore him if you can’t get along. And don’t bring him up. You bring it on yourself when you do that.
splooz cloister is a good dude. who gets heated like me sometimes. Beaster is a psychopath
some shit is just hard to ignore. you know this.
Yes you have proven exactly what you are and I posted it above. We all know it and you saw us talking about you when you cried like a bitch and claimed you weren’t coming back yet reading everything we wrote. It was funny how long it took you to man up and delete your account.
Whatever. Just converse with the people who like you and don’t act like children. We got you.
Interesting quandary InJay.
The fact is that in 2015…Norman was the best CB in the NFL. So for him to not be “overrated” by this logic he must again be the 2016 1st team all pro. It’s rather unfair if you ask me.
IE Rodgers has to win the MVP every year or he’s “overrated”? That’s not fair.
splooz Justin is a founding father of the Tripod and will be treated with respect and dignity
Ever use broski again and you’re on the let down ship with Frenchie and Penguin
if i told you to go fuck your youngest daughter…………..would you be able to ignore it?
I agree. Just ignore RCU and the rest of Redskins shitty fans… that’s what I do.
I ignored splooz for a long time, it gets easier. Going back to it again in fact.
F it Since when does anything on the internet require a response?
-Guy who responds to almost anything
Who knows but I suggest not making a case that Hicks and Tulloch aren’t the best MLBs in the NFL or you’ll be treated worse.
Poor Lil J is begging for everyone to tell him how the mean guy picks on him. Grow a set little boy.
splooz isn’t anything like beaster though. nobody is even close.
Justin, he wants nothing more than for you to give him constant attention. He’s a child. Ignore him.
Kinda like the guy who keeps telling everyone he’s ignoring me cause I had the temerity to discuss football.
F it Next time you are going to do drugs take one of these instead. [img]http://i.imgur.com/jiSp3NA.png[/img]
I’m a different type of psychopath all together Justin. The happy kind.
Stop topping comments claiming to ignore and not give attention. This is what Weech thrives on
Thanks. Rather proud of it. One day I’ll work anthropomorphic into a sentence here and it will make sense. Until that day…I am just a peasant.
Sorry, I’m on my phone and this place is busy. It’s hard for me to keep up. And yes I know what that sounds like.
splooz I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!
Dongtavious Steelwang F it you remember my cats name? that AWESOME
It is entirely possible (assuming NY finishes at or above .500) that there are no HC or GM changes in the East. It feels like it’s been a long time since that’s happened.
F it Dongtavious Steelwang I remember more on here than I’d like to admit, bud
I can’t use it either, that’s why I’m giving you advice on what I do. Believe it or not, I probably dislike the person I can’t block just as much as you do.
splooz HC change seems unlikely. GM change seems most likely in NYG land
And the Duffster with another one. https://twitter.com/fduffy3/status/769952163757948928
Beaster- Wentz better be good Too bad they suck.
Stop bringing up the Redskins and your favorite thing to do with men.
Sir Squatch I imagine the Romo injury just saved his job
Right. NY being the key. As long as Snyder doesn’t Snyder and Jerry Jerry’s JG then there’s a real chance. I’m trying to recall the last time there’s been this great of a chance for continuity.
Didn’t Jerry make some comment in this offseason that there were no excuses this year?
Dallas fans seem to think he’s uber safe. I think he’d be canned anywhere else but Jerry loves him.
Sir Squatch Jerry says a lot of stuff, like how Romo doesn’t need an offensive line, or how Lee isn’t getting an MRI
Technically now that I think about it was there any changes going into last year?
Yeah I’m talking HC and GM here. Jerry being GM for life does skew our chances for change a little but given DC’s massive turnover I think it’s pretty balanced out.
Mytee32 It is funny how Kaepernick is getting more shit for his not standing during the national anthem than Jerry is for getting caught as a married man with two ladies in a bathroom
outside of Jay Ratliff, I’ve never really heard an ex-player say anything bad about Garrett. (not sure if Ratliff did either but he hated everyone)
F it Never trust a Jeremiah unless his last name is Johnson
splooz
I doubt they’d let Reese go after this season unless it’s a total clusterfuck. They’ll probably want to keep him and McAdoo together for a bit.
Jerry’s opinion is the only one that counts and the only way I can see him getting tired of Garrett is if the locker room starts squabbling in the media.
Hard not to believe if the Skins implode that Jay would be safe
Sir Squatch If they implode they might pin it more on Kirk than Jay
Beaster- Wentz better be good greatest show on turf here we come
Maybe Rep but I think the consensus around the league is that Jerry Reese and ATL’s GM’s are on the hot seat this year. If those FAs don’t pay some immediate dividends then I think he’s in trouble.
But that might cost Jay his job. I wouldn’t be surprised if Scot wanted to put his own coaching staff in
I actually rated Jay 4th on the hot seat scale cause I could see Snyder canning him if the locker room goes and they have a bad year. IE 2013 all over again.
Sir Squatch Out of curiosity – whats the relationship like between Scot and Jay? Or nobody really knows?
splooz
Could be. He did lose Cruz, JPP and Beatty last year and that may factor into things when they decided if he hasn’t done enough recently.
I’m a little surprised that Vernon Davis isn’t playing tonight and that his job is that safe.
Nobody really knows, in a shocking turn of events the Skins are keeping FO stuff in house
NY hasn’t made the playoffs in 4 years man. Every site you go to says his job is on the line this year. SI has him rated at #1 on hot seat.
http://www.si.com/nfl/2016/06/03/nfl-general-managers-hot-seat-ryan-grigson-jerry-reese
Sir Squatch since i bought my roo bar, haven’t noticed
splooz “MEAT’S BACK ON THE MENU!”
-Southy, ramming into a Roo
Odd that Davis is apparently ahead of him but Scot does love him some VD.
Too bad for the cowboys, giants, and eagles this year.
splooz VD’s blocking has ben exceptional, and he’s shown he can still offer a little in the pass game
Mytee32 I don’t care for chatter. If it happens, then I’ll care
RCULegendOfASkullForker hey! john dorenbos is killing it in america’s got talent. great days we’re living bros.
splooz
I know. I think if they had JPP (healthy), Cruz and Beatty last year they would have had a real shot at winning the division. Plus Reese has done a better job drafting recently. Who knows, Beckham may have saved his job. It’s the 2011-2012 drafts that have badly hurt the team. He didn’t address the OL after SB 42 and that was a killer.
I think that’s the second time today I posted the same tweet as you did.
Well what is the minimum number of games NY can win and he doesn’t get canned?
This Skin on Skin violence needs to stop bros. Gotta get the good vibes going for Pitt.
splooz
In a relatively injury free season (which the Giants are least likely to have)? I would say going .500.
He’s got a lot of young players, a new head coach and a QB with a few good years left. I would bet they give him this year and next unless it’s a total disaster this year.
Stay on your side of the Beltway with those bats please. Fuckers.
After last week’s trip to Sactown I have achieved lifetime gold status with Marriott. I checked my account and see I’ve stayed 622 nights and have earned over 1.2 million points.
Not sure if happy or immensely sad.
Hence the immensely sad. I’m nowhere near that cool nor do I have the air perks he got. Simply platinum with Delta. Highest I’ve ever gotten.
splooz He’s been out of Murica for too long now. We say “Sad!”
Only at the end of long, insane tweets. Such as:
TheRealSplooz
@sploozinyereye
@H20 Philly has good interior defenders but Hicks is unproven. Lyin Ted Cruz. SAD!
Splooz’s list of unproven players:
Todd Gurley
Amari Cooper
Brandon Scherff
Marcus Peters
Preston Smith
Jordan Hicks
Eric Kendricks
Quinten Rollins
Tyler Lockett
Jamison Crowder
La’el Collins
Nah, but since he keeps trying to completely change our argument to make himself look better, I figured I;d roll with his new found theory.
I posted the list yes, but changed the heading. Completely different.
I refuse to get mad at you but it would be nice to understand why you’re so salty.
I made the case that Philly’s MLBs were unproven and old therefore weren’t necessiarly a strength. He can’t discuss this so I’m on ignore.
I knew you’d understand. I wouldn’t get your hopes up for Preston and Scherff by the way. Completely unproven.
The one game I was going to get to watch live is canceled due to an act of god… The beast curse is upon us…
splooz I don’t really disagree with Splooz. Kiko was a DROY then got hurt. We signed him and did not get good LB play from him. Hicks was in the running to be DROY, then got hurt.
Reason to be optimistic since Schwartz >>>>> Davis but it is what it is.
I turned it on and they were showing Jay throwing the ball on the field then cut to some other crap. Haven’t seen confirmation yet and I’d imagine twitter would be going nuts if it was off.
The lady on it just said they moved it… And it’s now scheduled for Wednesday in the moving text below…
I think Hicks could be a damn good one Southy. I just don’t think he’s at the point where you call him a team strength yet until he plays more than half a season and stays healthy while making an impact.
Cloister also hates that I think some of Philly’s players are going to transition to the new D and some might not. His stance is that they all will improve simply cause Schwartz. I think he’s a better DC but any time you change D’s some guys make the move and others don’t fit. This is also offensive to him.
Zeke looks good, but not as good as that Oline. They are good enough that it makes it hard to evaluate RBs.
Dak – looks calm in the face of a rush, but his accuracy is poor, especially under duress. Witten and Dez have really bailed him out so far.
Skins Twitter is posting videos and images of them taking the field bud.
Now they are saying they are playing it… Jesus, I don’t know anymore..
The lady said they moved it from tmrw to today due to the hurricane… Not today to trmw…
splooz That’s true. But I buy the argument that the players we have are better suited to the new D. The mental stress is really on the safeties with run fits, but it simplifies things for the Dline and LBs a bit. Our strength now is really at safety, which is one big reason this experiment will work out better than it did with Juan as “defensive guy” with a similar scheme.
David Moore @DavidMooreDMN 1m1 minute ago
Cowboys LB Sean Lee says knee is no concern and “I’ll be ready to go for the first game.”
Secretly meeting with trainers for an MRI is never a cause for concern
Fiversons No Spin Zone haven’t watched Kirk’s PS
87fiveoh254 what they don’t know is that Jerry is secretly transplanting their body parts with his
Any concern about Doctson missing all OTAs and camp with his Achilles? That supposedly was two or three different undefined injuries?
Seems like most of the best WRs from the Applachian schools (WVU/Pitt) are all from Florida. Pretty amazing that those two schools can recruit guys raised in the sun to go live in the hills with the miserable weather.
I think Philly’s D improves overall too. It’ll be hard to tell though how much the improvement comes from the D simply having so much less pressure on it due to Chip’s fast paced O being gone though. Their yardage numbers should improve significantly based on that alone.
I think we’ll know a lot more about Philly’s D after this year when we see what moves they make.
If you saw a black guy years ago at App State in Boone, 99.99% of the time he was playing some sort of ball…
True but ASU in Boone is still warmer and closer to Florida than schools like WVU and Pitt.
I don’t know about warmer brother… Nc Mts are ducking coooold…
I’ve been. The Allegheny towns are significantly colder. Hell JMU was cold. WVU was way worse.
Wow! A medical source that says he believes that romo will be able to return as soon as week 3.
Good to hear from guys with knowledge of the pathology.
http://www.bloggingtheboys.com/2016/8/31/12725730/could-tony-romo-be-back-as-early-as-week-3-against-the-chicago-bears
Sir Squatch Wooooo! Sing it, Carrie! “I’ve been waiting all day for Wednesday Night!”
I thought that was a pleasant surprise as well…
splooz Brown has to play, he likely isn’t going to make the team
That’s impressive from Hopkins. 47 yards in a fucking hurricane
Agreed… I think he is going to get the starting job sooner or later…
Did you see all that trucking going on? Is Kenworth a Redskin’s sponsor?
Sir Squatch Monz Venus LOL. No, I just got up from the couch to post a few comments. Back to the couch!
He better stand out tonight since he was competing for the starting ss.
Cravens and Fuller both made plays in that 3 and out. Beautiful
We’re gonna need both this year. Unlike Dallas…Scot values depth.
Mack Brown may not make our roster, but he is an NFL RB IMO
Fiversons No Spin Zone Can’t even handle 2nd & 3rd stringers.
Cravens must have a doppelgänger… He’s everywhere on the field…
Wow!
These 4th stringers suck!
Oh wait, some of the Washington players are starters.
Nm.
He takes a long time to do pretty much everything….
H2O Steady rain, but not too heavy. The field will still be trash by the end of the game.
H2O Wet but doesn’t look any worse than any other rain game
If the Washington rookie LB is playing, in this game, does that bode well for his “future”?
Otsitheiceman Why should it matter. They have to field a full team. He’s a rookie, and not a 1st down starter.
How disappointing has Ross been to Washington fans? Wasn’t he at least supposed to contribute as a returner?
Like I said. Whether here or not, Mack Brown is an NFL player
Otsitheiceman He was not expected to contribute in any way
Wow is Thiesmen is a tool. I’ve got to do now, what I do when a Joe a Buck is doing a Cowboy game; shut the sound off.
rep138 Sir Squatch Everyone looks good against Tampa. Brown is garbage. Nothing to see here. Move along folks!
rep138 I know. I’d be fine with the Skins cutting Jones and keepting Kelley, Thompson and Mack
Only way Brown makes it is if they keep 4 RB’s. I don’t see it, but not impossible
HailBandG Can’t believe you guys have been listening with sound.
Sir Squatch rep138
They can always go with the phantom hamstring issue resulting in IR.
I have the perfect solution… Cut leribus, keep Brown…
Nah, TB might win that division. They got all the pieces
You’re surprised that someone unstable is watching the 3rd and 4th stringers from an opponent to troll?
Sir Squatch moderatorIgnore User Block User4 minutes ago
@rep138 I know. I’d be fine with the Skins cutting Jones and keepting Kelley, Thompson and Mack
This is the dumbest post I’ve ever read from you, Squatch
So, here we go; I say something and you disagree and act like what I said is SO NUTZO that I must be saying it for some reason other than that I believe it.
Yes, TB MIGHT win that division cause they got ALL the pieces.
#InJayWeTrust Well you obviously having been paying attention
Relax guys… I really think we keep 4 back because they are mostly unproven and mosey hurt…
If there is one area u need assurance and keep an extra spot open for the skins, it’s RB…
“A man on a mission”. “They can feel good about safety”
Fucking tool Thiesman.
HailBandG If there was contact with the defender, then yes
– Fuws
H2O Obviously, that very clearly is not the dumbest thing I’ve posted here.
Ok… We are officially set at RB for the future…
Hey Bill and Monz, looks like that storm might be fucking with the NHC and making a turn to the East and heading right for you
I just checked it… Bills flowers will be watered…
#InJayWeTrust He hasn’t had a bad preseason, I think he makes the 53
Sir Squatch #InJayWeTrust He’s clearly on the 53. Maybe not the 46
Sir Squatch I think it’s 50/50. I prefer they keep him so he doesn’t get scooped
I think our jerseys look better when they’re dark from rain
Mytee32 I hope Berry makes the D run laps for allowing 3 yards
The only people bothered by the rain so far: the Bus and Logan Paulsen
He’s gone brother… But I think leribus makes the team..
Fiversons No Spin Zone Cut them both, give Mack both of their salaries.
Agreed 100% monz… If only we were team president and gm!
Scot is more interested in how beer gets out of can and into belly.
honeybadger23 His neck can’t be real. I wonder if we wears rings around it to stretch it out like some African tribes do.
Holy shit…Austin Serfarin-Jenkins is still in for TB?!!? I thought he was their starter. What a flop.
#25 could have had a pick if he wasn’t set on shouldering that shitty WR.
Cullen Jenkins is manhandling these backups. Feeling better about our DL already!
Nice play there, but man how he carries the ball scares the shit out of me
Oh Dudfeld, you have to come up with something better than that
Pretty sure that was Jon Gruden slapping Sudfeld after the TD
#InJayWeTrust I think I would have preferred to just leave it at that
I no longer feel even a little bad about Theisemens leg getting snapped in half. Couldn’t have happened to a more deserving piece of crap.
What a fool.
Like listening to your redskin buddies here; these guys are supposed to have SOME objectivity. For Gods sake.
Otsitheiceman Not really. It’s a Redskins broadcast of preseason football. There’s a Bucs broadcast too. No problem with homering it up
You don’t understand Injay. Shitrant has decided to adopt the bucs
#InJayWeTrust Otsitheiceman
Yup. Same thing went on with the Jets crew announcing the Giants game.
When Trump says something insane…..
https://facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1210264365733282&id=346937065399354
Always, all the time, 24/7, 365, for all eternity and beyond… even in victory, especially in defeat… even with Kirk, dJax and Scot…
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! BUTTFUCKED!!!! MANJUICED!!!!
If Romo ends up needing 10 weeks. Just shut him down for the season.
https://twitter.com/ProFootballTalk/status/771280806094462976 Explains the Mettenberger pick up
LOL at shitrant railing on Theismann. The Buc’s commentators last night were actually pretty good. Ronde Barber was surprisingly objective while still giving it a Bucs slant. Of course, what else is he going to do? Anything else would be laughable, just like the Bucs performance.
Monz, looks like the storm is now tracking hard north, you dodge a bullet!
https://twitter.com/PFF/status/771151105849974784 This is promising. Let’s see if it transfers to regular season
H2O Mostly like third and 4th stringers playing 5th stringers. Buccs depth does not look good, but Skins seem to have some tough decisions to make on who to keep. Mack Brown and Robert Kelley looked legit, but again, horrible defense they were playing. Couple of Redskins secondary guys (Duke Ihenacho Deshazor Everett) both put up heavy cases to be considered.
<--Is the bread in the circle. So.....QB's went 0 for 2 against him?
Not sure. Haven’t really looked at any projected 53’s for Dallas. But if he’s playing well. Don’t see why not. Needmore than 3 CB’s. And scandrick is nursing a sore groin.
Word. Yeah, it’s pretty hard to tell how RBs will do outside of preseason sometimes. Barner and Mostert killed last preseason. Barner went to the PS and Mostert was cut. Barner looks like he’ll make the team this time around at least.
H2O Kelley did well against the first stringers last week so I think they know he should make the team. I wish Mack Brown had seen some first team action, his reads and tackle breaking looked really good last night.
I’m sure Kelley will make the team and depending on the health of the other RBs, Brownmight as well.
Frenchie! <--Is the bread in the circle. Yeah it'd be more interesting if we knew how many times he was targeted.
Lol. I think PFF uses more than two attempts.
I wouldn’t have any issue with them keeping 4 RBs honestly.
The Eagles will most likely do that as well. They should at least.
Squatch, Monz…
How did the Skins game go last night? I would’ve watched, but I remembered that I got better things to do 🙂
Based on the boxscore, Sudfield sucked, and Brown > Kelley > Matt Jones….
Frenchie! Not a great night for Sudfeld, but Logan Paulson had 4 or 5 easy drops as well. I think Kelley>Mack as an overall player, he blocks better.
Frenchie! Both backs ran hard last night, which was a good thing because the passing game was abysmal. More drops than bad throws, but the conditions called for a run-heavy approach anyways. Tampa was just disgraceful.
It’s not even raining today. I know that will change later this afternoon, but we are in between the main bands of rain right now. Most of the localized flooding has had a chance to clear, so that is a good sign.
Of course, the heaviest rain of the storm is on the East side, so Tampa might still get the brunt of the rain from Hermine.
Monz Venus Nah, Panhandle is going to get the brunt of the rain, but you’re still going to get a good amount
Sir Squatch Hmmmmm. I guess they like the FA pickups better. I still wouldn’t count him out yet. PS is probably where he’ll wind up.
Seriously? Outside of Baker, what decent DTs do the Redskins have?
H2O But I’m with you, I’d rather they keep a project DT in King, over another DE.
He’s always been serviceable. He has to be getting up there in age though.
H2O Which is why I think having him for this year, with Ioannidis learning the game makes sense.
every time you Skins fans mention Rob Kelley, I think of the Chappelle Show Skit
http://25.media.tumblr.com/fd91c89610d515af4f74598f344d111f/tumblr_mxgik0RYSB1rome1po2_250.gif
DallasCowboysSux I don’t need to know about his cannibalistic fantasies.
DallasCowboysSux That’s more likely. The stands were EMPTY.
Sir Squatch I think they confused that with their season ticket holder list. And even that would be inflated.
Who got hurt? The Redskins did not suffer any injuries of consequence. That’s good news for a team that lost a few key players last summer in the preseason. So Washington will enter the season healthy; rookie receiver http://www.espn.com/nfl/player/_/id/2576019/josh-doctson is making good progress in his recovery from Achilles tendonitis.
Lupo Yeah. I guess I don’t see how that is any different that musicians calling pigs cops in songs?
Lupo Sure, I’m not backing off my “He’s a tool” stance, I just don’t see why he as an NFL backup QB should be vilified more than anyone else who says the same thing or worse and makes millions off it.
Lupo But yeah, completely undermines any “I’m taking a stand for social justice” claim he has, just like the Castro shirt.
The rappers that call cops pigs aren’t vilified because they also talk about killing people and slinging drugs. They don’t fucking care. There’s a pretty big difference between that and an athlete on a professional sports team.
H2O Do yours and pull that shit out of twitter and post it alone
H2O It’s penguins job, but he’s on a boat right now and can’t help
H2O Well, rappers aren’t the only ones that call cops pigs, but I still don’t see the difference. If he had done this and wasn’t talking about social justice, people would just roll their eyes and not give a shit.
you’re pretty damn naive if you think anybody wearing pigs in a police uniform would just be chuckled at and not a big deal.
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We’re not against rap, We’re not against rappers, but we are against those thugs
H2O I honestly don’t remember, was Sheldon Richardson suspended or anything for calling the police pigs?
Frenchie! Sir Squatch Lupo What’s the big deal??? I’ve got Dan Snyder on my underwear so he can kiss my ass all day.
squatch for some reason wouldn’t feature the hilarious tweet ldds posted…I’ll ask dong to do it when he shows up
Please tell me y’all aren’t fighting over pig socks?
Fiversons No Spin Zone He’s got a long con going so the Eagles can pick up Kaep! I know his game!
squatch doesn’t think it’s a big deal and it wouldn’t be talked about if it was anyone but Kaepernick…I disagree
Hey, the other pick leagues show up on the app now…
you can get to the Pick Em and Eliminator Challenge by going through your Dashboard on the App
How can u say that? U must hate thanksgiving as well…
I think he’s an idiot and the whole sock thing just confirms it even more..
Fiversons No Spin Zone Speaking of pig, I think I’ll get some BBQ for lunch today. There’s an awesome Alabama BBQ place 10 minutes from my office that’s run by 3rd generation family members. Best open pit BBQ I’ve found so far here.
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If he had done this and wasn’t talking about social justice, people would just roll their eyes and not give a shit.
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did I misinterpret this
makes sesne.. I noticed a small update in my baseball team they changed the Starting or Not Starting Icons
I had some last week… I need to go ahead and bite the bullet and get a green egg…
H2O Yes. It’s not about Kaep, if any player had randomly worn these socks it wouldn’t turn into the story that is about to go off. I don’t see NFL players differently than I see any other entertainer.
Hold up…..Kaepernick is wearing pig socks? Like pigs in police uniform?
Fiversons No Spin Zone That’s on my hit list too. I’m still making improvements to our new house to suit the women, but my time will come!!!
And I disagree. Not sure how that is me going full splooz, but whatever.
H2O You went splooz by saying I claimed it wasn’t a big deal (I never said that) and claiming I said it was only Kaep, which isn’t true. I have no problem with the disagreement.
I have so many improvement on the house to make as well, good think the wife loves meat so I can convince her of it soon…
Frenchie! He already undid that with the Castro shirt, but yeah, tough to make any claim about wanting change when doing shit like this.
people not giving a shit = not a big deal in my book, but I don’t really feel like arguing with you anymore…you’re annoying me
No doubt
Regardless, the stance he voiced was right.
Pig socks? No way dude. Big no no
llds that was a solid Bone Thugs reference .. Creepin on a Come Up is a great LP… yes i said LP
Frenchie! Well…not sure I agree with that, but both are pretty stupid.
If you’re going to make a stand about oppression, you probably shouldn’t wear a shirt with an oppressor on it.
Monz, could you please refrain from making me so hungry this early in the morning?
Seriously, I’m now deciding whether I’ll be getting brisket or bbq later
H2O Sorry H20. The picture of the pig on the socks reminded me of the marquee for the BBQ place. It was a natural progression for a fat guy like me!
One is more stupid than the other. Castro is a commie dick. Pig socks? You can’t speak against police brutality asking for better treatment, then wear pigs cop socks
Frenchie! Showing support to someone who has killed untold number of humans to stay in power is always worse.
Redskins UDFA RB Rob Kelley rushed 16 times for 99 yards and lost six yards on his lone reception in Wednesday’s preseason finale.Redskins No. 4 back Mack Brown (19-149-1) also had a big night. Kelley is the headliner, though, after beating out Keith Marshall and Matt Jones injured his shoulder. A decisive, downhill runner without great speed (4.68), Kelley finishes the preseason with 38 carries for 198 yards (5.21 YPC). The undrafted rookie out of Tulane is a deep sleeper in 12- and 14-team leagues.
Sir Squatch Mytee32 This was the same thing last year. Their starters are good, but there is a HUGE drop-off in talent with their bench.
I tried to snag him late in the SKA league, but someone beat me to the punch. I think he’ll have a very good year.
Play: Hi-Lo Crossers | Personnel: 12 (2WR-2TE-1RB)
How it works: With rookie quarterback http://www.espn.com/nfl/player/_/id/2577417/dak-prescott expected to start the season as the Cowboys’ No. 1 QB, I would expect Dallas to run this route often because it creates space underneath for wide receiver http://www.espn.com/nfl/player/_/id/13215/dez-bryant (X). And it’s also a very high-percentage throw. This is a pick route, a Hi-Lo scheme (two-level read) with Bryant working back across the field. With Bryant aligned in the open side slot, the Cowboys run two underneath crossers (Lo). This allows the second tight end in the game (U) to set a pick from Bryant with http://www.espn.com/nfl/player/_/id/4527/jason-witten(Y) running the dig (Hi). Prescott has a two-level read inside, but the goal is to create room for Bryant. The receivers on the outside? Total decoys, running routes to widen the defense for Bryant to catch the ball in space. Whether the defense is playing man or zone, this scheme is a big play waiting to happen for the Cowboys.
Eli will get killed if they don’t keep more blockers in
http://insider.espn.com/nfl/team/_/name/nyg/new-york-giants
Play: Slant-Flat | Personnel: 11 (3WR-1TE-1RB)
How it works: The slant-flat is as basic as it gets. And even with the Giants aligning in an empty formation, the concept itself isn’t going to put stress on the coverage. However, this is more about alignment and personnel with the Giants. See the slot receiver to the open side? That’s http://www.espn.com/nfl/player/_/id/16733/odell-beckham-jr. (H). With http://www.espn.com/nfl/player/_/id/5526/eli-manning taking a three-step drop and getting the ball out, the Giants quarterback can hit Beckham in between the zone coverage. That puts him in the open field versus a free safety. Good luck with that. And if the defense shows man? That’s fine. I love the matchup of OBJ inside versus a slot corner playing with outside leverage. He can win that all afternoon. Remember, a slant route with OBJ can turn into 80 yards and six points in a flash.
http://insider.espn.com/nfl/team/_/name/phi/philadelphia-eagles
Play: Tare Route | Personnel: 11 (3WE-1TE-1RB)
How it works: With Doug Pederson taking over the Eagles, expect to see plenty of West Coast concepts in Philly — the same stuff you watch when Andy Reid’s Chiefs play. And the scheme I want to talk about is pure West Coast: the tare route. Now, this isn’t unique, and it isn’t going to produce some explosive play. But this league is also about keeping the chains moving. Here, the Eagles will put the running back (R) in a “chowed” alignment on the outside leg of the tackle to get him out quick. With the tight end (Y) running an out route and the Z receiver clearing out space on the fade, the running back (think http://www.espn.com/nfl/player/_/id/13204/ryan-mathews or http://www.espn.com/nfl/player/_/id/8544/darren-sproles) will be open every time. It’s a quick high-to-low read for quarterback http://www.espn.com/nfl/player/_/id/13197/sam-bradford with the backside double-slant combo. Hey, third-and-2 through third-and-6? You run this and move the sticks all day.
http://insider.espn.com/nfl/team/_/name/wsh/washington-redskins
Play: Double Post | Personnel: 12 (2WR-2TE-1RB)
How it works: The Redskins are very creative when trying to get tight endhttp://www.espn.com/nfl/player/_/id/15860/jordan-reed the ball. Think of the routes from the slot, isolation looks, etc. He’s a sweet route runner with rare matchup ability. My personal favorite is the red zone double post versus Cover 4 teams. It’s almost automatic. Here, the Redskins show a stack look to the open side of the formation with Reed (U) removed from the formation. At the snap, the X receiver pushes hard up the middle of the field on the shallow post. That occupies the strong safety in Quarters coverage. He’s gone. Now, Washington has a great one-on-one matchup with Reed versus a cornerback. He stems the route outside (widen the cornerback) and then breaks back on the deep post. With the strong safety removed, quarterback http://www.espn.com/nfl/player/_/id/14880/kirk-cousins has a nice open window to target Reed. And that’s another touchdown for the tight end.
Carnival Team – Teams with explosive offenses and shitty defenses:
New Orleans
Dallas
Tampa Bay
San Diego
Pittsburgh
Indianapolis
Jags (Last year at least)
Green Bay
Don’t see the Giants on this list what does that mean ?
Matt Mosley 4.1 You turning off the console after that happens?
These are the teams to focus on if you play Daily Fantasy football. Good for regular fantasy too.
In the no shit category:
Citing multiple sources, Tony Romo (back) could miss closer to 8-10 weeks than the initially reported 6-10.In other words, the Cowboys shouldn’t be expecting Romo back until the more pessimistic side of initial estimates. Romo will undergo anther MRI this weekend, and “those results will dictate whether the Cowboys carry him on the 53-man roster or place him on injured reserve,” from which Romo could be designated for return later in the season. Romo is expected to be out through Week 6 at the soonest, and the Cowboys have a bye in Week 7. It’s looking more and more like Dak Prescott is a certainty to start until midseason, at which the Cowboys could have another tough decision to make if Prescott plays well.
when did GB get a shitty D? did they lose somebody this year?
No clue. He hasn’t posted the answer yet
he and Vinny Testeaverde popped into my head.. Jeff Garcia is a good guess too
Shitrant posted an article saying he could be back week 3 yesterday…
I might be right on McCown…..
Joshua Treadwell McCown (born July 4, 1979) is an https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_football quarterback for the https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cleveland_Browns of the https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Football_League (NFL). He was drafted by the https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arizona_Cardinals in the third round of the https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2002_NFL_Draft. He played https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/College_football at https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SMU_Mustangs_footballand https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sam_Houston_State_Bearkats_football.
McCown has also played for the https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arizona_Cardinals, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Detroit_Lions, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oakland_Raiders, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miami_Dolphins, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carolina_Panthers, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hartford_Colonials, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/San_Francisco_49ers, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicago_Bears, and https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tampa_Bay_Buccaneers.
Fiversons No Spin Zone The best part of that article is that it’s an anonymous source.
Medical Source: I think that he may return after the Redskins game. Here are half a dozen reasons why:Former Texans and Giants QB David Carr, who suffered the exact same injury to the exact same vertebra, called it a http://www.nfl.com/videos/nfl-videos/0ap3000000692344/David-Carr-Not-so-sure-Romo-will-miss-Week-1?campaign=tw-nn-Total+Access-sf34642775-sf34642775 on NFL.com
Witten says Tony will return sooner than expectedBryan Broaddus of DallasCowboys.com has been hearing 4-6 weeksMickey Spagnola, also of Dallascowboys.com, has stated that Romo’s X-rays were negative, but that an MRI showed the fractureRomo felt well enough to return during the second seriesTony is a tough SOB
Lupo Nope
Started for Zona, Oakland, Chicago, Tampa & Cleveland
Fiversons No Spin Zone Never met Romo, never seen his MRI or X-Ray, but he knows all about it!
We’re probably talking about 2 old timers that nobody would ever think of.
the story about the 2 Canadian girls smuggling $30M worth of coke is hilarious
two 20 something Canadian girls smuggling 30M worth of coke is funny to me ¯_(ツ)_/¯
https://twitter.com/SpaceflightNow/status/771341044680167424
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Mishap just doesn’t seem to cover it…
Does that show Locked UpAbroad still exist? Loved that show. Had little sympathy for most.
not sure I want facebook having a satellite orbiting the Earth anyway
Lupo It is, and this was a test fire for an Israeli sat for Saturday I believe
quick opinion… Is Top Gun:
A) Good movie
B) Bad movie
C) Good bad movie
D) Best movie ever
Lupo But Cloisters point still stands IMO, I don’t want Facebook have a sat either.
that’s what one of my buddies said last night.. and here I thought it was a classic movie the whole time.. I am the worst judge of movies, apparently
I was just going according to this…I dunno for sure
https://techcrunch.com/2016/09/01/a-spacex-falcon-9-rocket-just-exploded-at-cape-canaveral/
Fiversons No Spin Zone I dunno
And Lupo, Dave Kreig is not one of them. 6 teams
H2O Facebook is working to hook up the 20-30% of the global population that doesn’t have the web…..Google has a project of this kind as well.
H2O Interesting:
In October 2015, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Social_media company https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Facebook and satellite fleet operator https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eutelsat agreed to pay $95 million over about five years to lease the Ka-band spot-beam broadband capacity — 36 regional spotbeams with a throughput of about 18 Gbit/s — on Amos-6 to provide service for Facebook’s https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet.org and a new Eutelsat subsidiary focusing on African businesses.
Lol I haven’t got an answer yet.
I said “Where did he go?” and Hollywood said, “Where did who go?” fuck I love that movie
The answer is we don’t know and pleas ducking tell us…
Fiversons No Spin Zone Chris Chandler is one. We know that much
Chris Chandler , Gus Ferotte
Everything in the 80’s was hilariously awesome bad. Movies, music, clothes.
H2O Google has a company with hot air balloons whereby the balloon talks to satelite and projects regional wifi.
I think FB has a solar drone system that stays up weeks at a time.
‘microtransactions’ is where its at. Places in Kenya have never had a banking system until they wired parts of the country. Now systems like ApplePay are used to order stuff online (that may not be dilivered for weeks).
H2O How old are you? It only looks bad without perspective I think.
Lupo “I hate it when it does that”.
Make sure it’s not in the form of a tweet or squatch will refuse to feature it.
37, I was a kid in the 80’s but the decade was certainly filled with a lot of cheese.
H2O So long as we both agree there is room for improvement on both sides it’s all good
there you are….could you please feature ldd’s tweet from earlier? Go through his history, you’ll instantly recognize the one that deserves a feature.
Military night at Levi’s stadium….this should be entertaining..
I don’t know how the Eagles (based on play) can keep Smiff over Means. Do they keep both?
It should be the DGB show tonight
http://www.phillymag.com/birds247/2016/09/01/cj-smith-marcus-steven-means-eagles/
Colin is already planning on sitting.
#VeteransForKaepernick
#CopsWantKaepernickToDieOnFieldCuzSocks
H2O I sensed a disturbance in the Force when Squatch made a quarter mile at a time reference.
How are you feeling about Huff these days? Pederson using him correctly is making me not hate him. He might actually be a good gadget guy.
Sir Squatch Dongtavious Steelwang Of course, of course.
H2O Ever since the game, then reading this How Josh Huff’s Wife Helped Him To Prevent Drops(Read more at http://www.phillymag.com/birds247/2016/08/28/josh-huff-jerrica-eagles-drops-preseason/), I’m for keeping Huff if Dougie is going to use him like this
Frenchie! Drop it like it’s hooooot
Drop it like it’s hoooooot
Sir Squatch He was fucking hitting, man. Those were some thumps
#InJayWeTrust Sir Squatch PLAY FOR YOUR SPECIAL TEAMS SPOT!
H2O Definitely when you look back on it. I am 51 so I graduated HS in ’82. The 80’s were a transitional time with movies, MTV and sort of a coming out of the 70s economic and cultural haze.
Agreed a lot of it cheese as the economy got better everyone was in a good mood, etc.
As for Top Gun you have to look at it through the lens of the Cold War. Soviets were a real threat back then. We were going head to head with them regularly so the movie was really sort of a propaganda piece…
I loved the 80’s they were awesome. Just recognizing the cheese looking back at it.
Frenchie! H2O Wife: Chill the fuck out and have some fun, goddamnit
Good wife there.
Sir Squatch HailBandG #YourDHallHateIsIrrationalAndStupid
H2O You made me do so much work to scroll for something that was just ok. I resent you for this.
Just ok? That was gold. I’m disappointed in you mods. Why are you even here?
not to mention it was a reuse from last year..the original was Dez and Romo
Lupo I mean, at this point Cloister is on his way to the let down ship
It’s topical, hilarious, and Romo is hurt again. They feature the dumbest shit, but not that. Weak as fuck.
How was always a good gadget guy when the ball was in his hands. Handing it to him on sweeps is a good move. Just needs to catch the crossing patterns 5 yards across the LOS
H2O I really don’t know why you’re so uppity this morning, came out of nowhere
he’s a WR who can’t catch.. he needs to do that to really be effective
We simply disagreed on something, not a huge deal. Then you refuse to feature something hilarious even when asked. Not sure what your problem is either.
Mytee32 Lupo I hope not. He was a double digit scorer every game…when healthy.
Dongtavious Steelwang Mytee32 Lupo Speaking on SiriusXM Fantasy, ESPN Chiefs reporter Adam Teicher suggested Jamaal Charles might not play Week 1.”If he plays it won’t be a lot,” Teicher added. “He certainly won’t be the starter.” This is the second time this week Teicher has questioned Charles’ early-season role, saying Tuesday he still has not established himself as the clear-cut No. 1 back. These comments take the concern even a step further, questioning if Charles will even play Week 1. Always overvalued at the top of the second round, Charles needs to be moved way down draft boards. Spencer Ware is worth a look as early as the sixth round.
H2O I mean, you didn’t “ask”,
http://www.livefyre.com/profile/35095510/1 hour ago
do your job squatch
It’s really tough to say. Either way, they both will be on the week 1 All bEast team.
http://www.livefyre.com/profile/17033731/ moderator1 hour ago
H2O Do yours and pull that shit out of twitter and post it alone
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which I did, still no feature
Mytee32 Dongtavious Steelwang Lupo Aw. I’m halfway through my drafts, probably should’ve grabbed ol’ ware.
#InJayWeTrust Pizza bet Cowboys have more rush yards than the skins week 1?
let them get excited over the 7th round and UDFA RB’s.. it eases the sting of Jones sucking and Marshall being Mr. Glass
deleted it because I had it up for a while and it was spam and I didn’t want to steal ldd’s thunder
Lupo Well the QB you traded all your picks for is also Mr Glass, then. Congratulations
H2O Not wanting to steal a Cowboys fans thunder? Not sure I know you anymore Cloister.
Mytee32 Dongtavious Steelwang Lupo I think I have a great PPR team though.
Russell, Mariota, AP, Shady, J-Stew, Ivory, Forsett, Mckinnon, Jarvis, A-Rob, Hurns, D-Jax, Sterling, Treadwell, and Ertz
Obie Juan and Only #InJayWeTrust Skins don’t run the ball. This is 2016, not 1966.
H2O It’s not a thing for me, but if you feel like ignoring me than that’s you’re decision.
Lupo That Matt Jones is missing a preseason game makes him Mr Glass. Your logic is worse than your math right now Lupo
#InJayWeTrust Mr. Glass is excessive, but he was hurt last year and now hurt this year.
And cut Treadwell yesterday. Actually, wait to find out who’s the man after week 1 then cut him.
Mytee32 Yeah, not huge, but I’m thinking I’ll be OK long run. J-Stew might’ve been a reach.
Lupo Marshall is a 7th rounder, I don’t are if he’s mr glass
If one of our RBs emerges as ALF 2.0 the year that Dallas Trent Richardson’s in the top 5 I’ll shit pants. On purpose this time
a 7th rounder who was projected to make the team as of a week ago.. and who the GM hyped up
Yeah but seriously, I have a feeling Matt Jones isn’t going to have much of an impact this year, just like last year.
So it’s an interesting tale of two teams with Cleveland and Tennessee this year…
Cleveland chose to hire Paul DePodesta and analytics to run the show and is actually installing a lot of what Baylor does (did?) under Briles similar to Redskins in RG3’s rookie year.
Meanwhile, Tennessee removed the interim tag from Mularkey and enter the season with a HC who doesn’t believe in the shotgun formation or really passing much at all. Mularkey is literally a “stuck in his ways” type and will have the Titans offense looking like it’s 1995 despite having a dynamic QB in Mariota.
I wonder who will be more successful.
Sir Squatch Adamantium injection…..shit. That you were a movie guy
It’s not the dick knife from Se7en. I think it’s a scene from Terminator: Tampa.
Dongtavious Steelwang I think he’s on a short leash, especially if Kelley gets playing time and shows up.
Lupo I don’t are if he was projected to make it. He wasn’t going to make it because Robert Kelley took his spot
Dongtavious Steelwang I think the impact he has depends on the run blocking. It’s that simple
Probably bad for Tennessee, probably not bad for Cleveland
If the Titans build the right Oline they can have success. But is that defense even average?
#InJayWeTrust I’m glad to see you’re sticking to your convictions on Jones though.
It’ll be RBBC with Murray and Henry. Sharpe looks good but Mularkey doesn’t like throwing the ball.
Tire148 Yes, that’s kind of how being a RB works. You can’t run through holes if they don’t exist
Mularkey is all about the 3 yards and a cloud of dust then hit them with a play action every now and then football.
yup, I wish Murray didn’t look so good in the preseason…but at least Henry did too. they’ll definitely split time pretty closely with Murray getting more early on
“CFL officiating is running a 94 percent accuracy rate, about two points higher than 2015, based on internal grading of every play. On average, the system — on-field officials combined with video and replay men — is allowing two incorrect penalties to stand per game and missing six that should have been made.”
I would love to know the NFL’s numbers…..
That’s fine if your team can score when it needs to in two minute drives
#InJayWeTrust Doesn’t that work for Kelley and Mack though too? And if they have better success seeing those running lanes, then he’s going to be sitting on the bench.
Sir Squatch the backup OLine has done a significantly better job than the starting OL at opening holes in the run game. Look at the game vs the Jets. The run blocking didn’t suck, resulting in Matt Jones having success before his injury
honeybadger23 Do we believe the NFL does a realistic audit like that to even have the numbers?
I’d like it if penalties were reviewable, but I also like not watching 7 hour games.
He’s an awful coach. I just don’t have a problem with the philosophy
Take the on field officials out of it and you save time, make it so the booth is constantly watching the games and it speeds up even more. CFL shoots for 90 second reviews, I think the NFL could do better than that with the right process in place.
Mytee32 CFL has had their games increase by an average of 3 mins…
IMO any penalty 15 yards or greater should be reviewable… esp pass interference
Frenchie! CFL also doesn’t have the same cost for coaches to use replays, which means more plays are reviewed.
So who is more likely worth the add as a Redskins RB, Kelley or Brown? Kelley?
Kelley has actually played with the first team against a first team D, so he’s the only option if you have to pick 1. He’s also shown to be a little better in the pass blocking game.
Gamecocks on tonight bros. Missin you like cray Head Ball Coach Spurrier. Please don’t suck again Wil Muschamp.
I think we all assume Kelley is on the roster and Brown is a maybe so you’d have to go with Kelley IMO.
Sir Squatch Kelley is a FA in all the leagues I’m in so far – just wondering what bench guy to drop for him. Probably Ronnie Hillman or Tevin Coleman if Kelley is going to be an actual starter.
Kelley and Matt Jones are your “running backs”. Chris Thompson is your third down back and the one to own in PPR IMO. It’s not for sure that Brown is on the roster. He’s likely a PS candidate if they can get him past waivers.
Dongtavious Steelwang Oh for fantasy? Def Kelley, they might not carry 4 RBs.
I don’t even think Matt Jones is even worth drafting in PPR low floor low ceiling imo
#InJayWeTrust 2 of 8 Executive Producers? They ain’t gon be doin shit.
#InJayWeTrust “I’ll never forget watching ‘The Catch’ in Candlestick Park with my dad,” Brady said in a statement issued Wednesday. “I was four years old, in awe of it all. In a lot of ways, I’ve dedicated my life to replicating that feeling. Now, playing on the same stage as my childhood idols, I’m fortunate to have a pretty unique perspective on football and the sports world. I can think of no better vehicle than Religion of Sports to share some of what I’ve learned and dig a little deeper into that feeling, the sort of spiritual experience that sports creates for players and fans alike.”
I call bullshit. He didn’t know what the fuck was going on at 4.
Tire148 He’s got so many red flags on him. Redskins RB situation in fantasy has had drafting red flags the past two years.
Inspector general says review finds Pentagon credit cards still being used at strip clubs
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That must be a fun IG audit
#InJayWeTrust I remember the Riggins run. I was like 4 or 5 when that happened. I don’t remember anything other than the adults flipping out.
If you’re using their backs as starters then that’s a problem. Handcuffs to your primary backs have more value than them
Sir Squatch Nothin’ like talkin matters of national security while watchin’ some titties.
Tire148 Far from it. I’m just considering picking up Kelley and dropping one of my other handcuff guys (Hillman, Coleman, etc)
Booker, Ware and Coleman in Atlanta are the ones to own. Clearly want McKinnon if you have AP.
Mytee32 I’ve got McKinnon stashed as a late keeper in two leagues – AP may be a likely cut next year with his cap hit.
Idk if I should keep Sproles or get Kelley. Sproles in Pederson offense might be real nice. Both bench players though
Mytee32 Dongtavious Steelwang Sir Squatch Are you telling me the “Free-Wifi” network in Starbucks isn’t secure?!
Yes, he has some hands but in clear passing down, Chris Thompson will be the back.
Oh ok. Then that settles that. Thanks. I’m keeping DeAngelo just in case. That’s another just in case guy
Fun commercial to get that stupid basketball shit down the page.
I’m so damn excited to see Simmons and Embiid, it kind of dwarfs everything else. But the team as a whole will be a lot of fun to watch grow.
Tire148 DeAngelo is also a must own if you have Bell. Bell might be out more than those 3 games.
It’s coming for you Monz!
https://twitter.com/hurrtrackerapp/status/771361397997445120
Victor Cruz will play in the Giants’ preseason finale on Thursday night.After Cruz sat out almost two years, the Giants understandably want to knock some more of the rust off the former star receiver. He is expected to play 8-10 snaps. Rookie Sterling Shepard will also get some work, but Eli Manning and Odell Beckham will be held out.
Mytee32 Tire148 Bell I should’ve picked instead of Miller. I know he’ suspsended but I can’t believe I missed him because his ADP was lower.
Mytee32 Yeah missing DC area, looked like we were in for it yesterday
If you have Bell and DeAngelo, you have the best rb you can have.
Mytee32 Basically. Double digits every week. Helps that the PIT OL is quietly very good with a guy that used to be on the Eagles as a DE at T.
H2O I know you’re ignoring me and all, but at least don’t use the same pic over please.
I post one basketball tweet and you start shit with me. Good riddance.
I happened to turn on the TV and it was showing Mike & Mike. I can’t believe those two are still broadcasting.
H2O It’s a week till the NFL season begins and you’re posting shit about the worst team in sports. STOP IT.
If you look at the rest of ESPN, they’re one of the less reprehensible things still on the air
I just found out you can like/unlike a featured comment in the featured comment section. Never knew that. Don’t be jealous of my increased productivity.
When you do it in the featured comments section, it happens in real life! The implications are infinite!
splooz
If you deliver it in a haughty, detached, superior manner. Best with a British accent I think
I don’t see you complaining about weather or news related tweets. Or anything else for that matter. I’m sorry your basketball team is the 2012 Sixers without any hope of contending or improving in the future.
I like to imagine my President InJay sitting in a kiddie pool with floaties and Budweisers…err Americas in each hand
Why must all skins fans choose to assholes at once? Do you guys have weekly meetings or something?
Lupo We’ve got Lupo in on the Subway Fresh Take Hotline
my bad, you’re fine as well…and monz of course who has never once annoyed me
H2O I dunno man. I see those B&G goggles and I always have to feel some type of way about them.
Monz is probably the only person here who hasn’t gotten into a scrap with anyone.
H2O I was simply asking you to not post the same image you posted this morning.
those two are as vanilla as can be… I like some of their football guest but the segments are always too short.. their celebrity interviews suck.. the show is unlistenable outside of NFL season
H2O Excuse you, this is the only place where I get meteorological updates. Seriously.
Seriously..let Monz enjoy the surprise. It’ll be like a reality show…we can all watch Monz’s posts like a timeline until he’s gone
It is pretty damn annoying. We are all capable of checking the weather if we want to.
that’s pretty damn funny, I’ll give you that…I had to break the silence for that pwn…now I will ignore you again
squatch for some reason started shit with me today, I won’t go full beaster, but fuck him
H2O I thought you said Fuck Harambe, and then we could no longer be friends
Shady is so good. I can’t believe Philly got rid of this guy.
I’m averaging 11.4 ypc with him right now.
Skipping. I’m done with Madden till they make real changes to it. I will continue to get worked by FIFA and maybe NHL on an annual basis.
honeybadger23 Dongtavious Steelwang Did you forget Yards Per Minute? The best stat of all stats?
H2O
LOL, maybe I should get in on this. Although the damn thing swinging so far north has reduced my interest in it significantly. Now I have to lug all the shit I put in my garage back unto my Lanai. Oh well, better to err on the side of caution with these things, they are, at their core, chaotic and therefore unpredictable
honeybadger23 I bet Madden doesn’t even feature leg thickness
honeybadger23
You run alongside him like Dak did w Morris?
That was one of the funniest things I’ve seen in a game in a long time, and even funnier is that they gained yardage doing it.
I can never get comfortable doing a Skins franchise. Not sure why.
I put down Fifa when they nerfed my tiki-taka football.
honeybadger23 Probably the new “Change the Name” feature they added in 17
LORD GOD ALMIGHTY will people PLEASE stop talking about Kap and the anthem.
I can’t believe he’s sitting during a National Anthem that’s based on a drinking song. WTF?
Bill_In_FL No one was here, but okay? Let’s talk about it now that you brought it up.
*glares*
Dongtavious Steelwang Bill_In_FL
Sorry, Mike & Mike is droning on in the background and that’s what they are talking about.
Bill_In_FL “we respect his decision, and the decision of people who disagree with his decision, and the people who agree to disagree with all decisions, we respect everyone!”
Sir Squatch Bill_In_FL Wonder how this guy feels about it http://i.imgur.com/IuPWp.gif
When can we expect the large volume of cuts to happen?
Mytee32 Hey it’s like Scott’s Tots, but successful
Dongtavious Steelwang Sir Squatch Bill_In_FL
Personally, I think he has every right to sit, it’s what I was fighting for when I was in the military, the right to speak your mind regardless of how many people it pissed off.
Do I agree that it was appropriate? No, it isn’t what I would have done, but I will defend to my death Kap’s right to do it.
September 3: 4 PM ET deadline for teams to reduce their rosters to 53 players.September 4: Players released the day prior can be claimed on waivers until 12 PM ET. Once Noon hits, those players are free agents and practice squads can start being formed.
Yea but a guy who had already played in the CFL for 10+ seasons once went 7-0 with the Rams in his first NFL season…same thing according to shitrant
Fiversons No Spin Zone We’ve already cut you Fivers, sorry.
Sir Squatch
I’m surprised there were that many games played by true Rookies for the Cowboys. Landry had the same opinion of rookies that Lombardi did (you will lose one game for each rookie that you start).
Sadly for those of us who are statistically inclined, we understand that ‘correlation is not causation’ and that stats like this are meaningless when talking about Dak.
Mytee32 Never forget the Lions
4-0 in the preseason
0-16 for real
Bill_In_FL It’s still interested. I was very surprised when I was the stat that the Cowboys are second only to Cleveland with the number of QBs that have started games since 97
In fairness…true rookie QB overall winning % is probably even lower leaguewide.
I just realized that Trey Burton will be starting today. What a great time to be alive folks.
CBS blaming fans for their decision to fire Mike Carey. It’s all our fault…that they decided let him go.
http://deadspin.com/mike-carey-is-gone-and-cbs-says-its-all-your-fault-1786046863
Mytee32
I remember ‘The Ol Ball Coach’s first season with Washington. 4-0 in the preseason and they averaged 30+ pts/game. Regular season? not so much.
Jimmy Johnson’s 1st season with Dallas they went 3-1 preseason, 1-15 regular.
LOL, I remember sitting with my Dad (a huge Redskins fan) during the one game Dallas won. He was all kinds of upset. I told him, ‘Take it easy, Dad (my Dad was pretty volcanic with his temper, he routinely screamed for the HC to be hanged during games — I mean, “HANG THAT SON OF A BITCH”) you’re still going to the SB. His response was, “I KNOW, but WTF do we have to lose to fing Dallas, goddammit!”
Always, all the time, 24/7, 365, for all eternity and beyond… even in victory, especially in defeat…
What are the odds Scot has his eye on a cut run stuffing DT that could make an impact this season?
splooz
I think that may be due to the team that is around true rookies when they have to start. Aren’t they usually on talent bereft teams?
http://www.nj.com/eagles/index.ssf/2016/08/eagles_could_have_a_trade_partner_in_the_packers.html Barclay and a receiver for Allen and Marshall?
i guess. they only seem to add a guy they didn’t draft to the roster once every couple of years.
splooz Oh look, guy who is bad at job facing the public got fired from job
Dongtavious Steelwang I thought that’s what promotions were for?
Sir Squatch Dongtavious Steelwang Demotion by promotion!
it’s pure speculation by a reporter but I could see the Eagles sniffing around their WR cuts
Sorry, I get a little bit overboard with memories of my Dad. Lost him last July. Not that we had a close relationship, as with all son/father relationships it was ‘complicated’. Hated him and loved him at the same time and there was nobody I wanted approval from more (and received less) than him.
That SpaceX rocket that blew up this morning was carrying a Facebook satellite that was supposed to provide Internet to Sub-Saharan people.
Mytee32 The Sub-Saharan people tried to react to this somehow, but could not.
“New paper finds “quasi-5–7 day planetary wave influence on the mesopause temperatures above Eastern Mediterranean.”
Clearly I spend too much time on ‘science’ sites (NOT ‘The Science Guy’ for certain)
H2O wasn’t sure if the payload was in that tweet posted earlier. I’m extremely sorry Cloister.
Colin Kaepernick will not post on Facebook anymore or ride in SpaceX until they fix what they’ve done.
I see you posted a basketball tweet below. Just stop being a dick and we’re cool.
Mytee32 H2O Buddy of mine works for Space X. Clearly his fault.
Dongtavious Steelwang There’s an Asian math joke in here somewhere.
It had Lebron on it, that’s all that matters. That show you posted a tweet about looks cool though.
Lupo
and what exactly is ‘climate change’? I think anyone that thinks the climate is static (and should be) is an idiot. I personally don’t know of a single person that believes the climate is static and should be.
H2O And I thought only Splooz would be mad at that tweet since he used to bully Chad Dukes in HS.
Haha Mytee…I don’t think I ever actually bullied him but he sure was bullied by people I knew.
Bill_In_FL Lupo You don’t read the sidebar feed of this site very often do you?
Sure and give that Dallas was 4-12 last year you all might be looking at a long one.
Yes, there are people who do not believe in climate change.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze *human influanced. That’s the key.
Sir Squatch Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze Also “global warming” as it’s origin to “climate change”
“There’s still snow, I’m holding a snowball in congress, GLOBAL WARMING IS BUNK!”
Just wanted to tell him hello and that I’m having shrimp for lunch and dinner today…
H2O Is the Earth flat and why are you lying to me
I’m sure there’s some creationists that don’t believe in climate change at all, human influenced or otherwise.
“God put this earth here for us to trash so lets trash it cause it’ll all be perfect in heaven!”
Same thing for 2 straight meals? I thought this was reserved for pizza…
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze I’m sure, but they fall under the same category as flat earthers. Most deniers have no issue saying there is Climate Change, they just don’t believe humans have anything to do with it.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze We’ve made cities from nothing, built cities on lands that should be underwater, and have created bombs and weapons that reshape landscapes.
It’s kinda funny that people can’t buy into the fact that we can’t change the weather somehow either.
Good old young earth creationists believe the Grand Canyon was created during Noah’s flood,
I’m having leftover pasta with sausage and peppers for lunch #1 and leftover beef stew for lunch #2/midday snack.
I don’t think that’s the case Squatch. Climate change deniers are a lot more mainstream than flat earthers. They also wield a lot more influence and happen to align with businesses that profit from exploiting the earth…such as oil and gas.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze Noah’s flood a.k.a. Mary’s menses
H2O You dick, that sounds delicious and I’m so hungry
I’ll allow it but you’re treading awfully close to food probation.
A great football player was birthed naturally in the holy floods of yester evening. His name is Mack Brown the first of his name, protector of pigskin, reaper of the forked. Praise be to the new born king!!!
splooz I think people also associate climate change with crazy swings in the weather. It’s actually a much slower, more boring, but still damaging process.
splooz I know. That’s what I said. But the ones who flat out say there is no climate change are a very small minority.
I have plenty of greens at home now. My wife and daughters talked me into buying them bunnies when we were in upstate NY. I’m a sucker, I know. But they’re happy.
Dongtavious Steelwang Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze
“created bombs & weapons that reshape landscapes” Examples?
Bill_In_FL Dongtavious Steelwang Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze Atomic and nuclear bombs don’t leave gigantic craters within the Earth and leave radioactive fallout behind?
they’re ok, I told them I’m not cleaning up their turds…and yes, I’ll watch the chords lol
Who’s the player on the Rams that doesn’t believe in dinosaurs?
Hard Knocks isn’t as good as it once was, which is a shame.
Right Dong. We’re likely past the point of no return regarding what we’ve done to the climate and now we need to adapt.
But I assert that we can’t and we’ll be fucked at some point. We are ingenious fuckers but the problems of clean air, clean water, and sustainable food are too simple for us to solve. We keep insisting that we must solve these issues with technology when we already know that the only way to truly solve them is to stop with technology period.
Well, it’s crazy not to believe in dinosaurs, but mermaids are real.
Solid, very solid. Didn’t see the king and queen getting axed. My point was that Mack Brown is already a famous dude.
bunny turds are no joke.. hope you don’t get struck cleaning the cage! i know a bunch of people that have them as pets..I’m just not a fan , personally.. but your kids being happy is all that matters
Nevada Test Site. Hanford Site. Savannah River. Ohio River. Oak Ridge Tennessee.
I like them because they are cute, but cleaning being cages is disgusting…
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze I’ve stopped watching hard knocks. The Amazon series trumps it and that new Netflix series Last Chance U trumps both.
splooz Not weapons, but – Chernobyl basically being unhabitable? Fukushima?
Gregg Williams is entertaining. Jeff isn’t, neither is goff. I think I liked the Houston one more. But they both were meh.
I never watched it honestly… I get the appeal, but I’ve never wanted to…
I wish I was old enough to go to Vegas to watch the bombs going off. Must have been pretty cool.
you haven’t seen it? I hope you’re joking, but if not a deeply apologize…I figured I was the last one to watch it
http://www.livefyre.com/profile/20450110/
Top notch work RCU. Top…notch.
How is last chance u? I didn’t know if it’s real guys trying to make a team or just a show setup on that concept.
H2O It’s ok, maybe he doesn’t know which one, so many people have already died on this series
I disagree. I find Williams to be a huge asshole and don’t enjoy how he talks to people. Fisher has been up and down but overall likable and the Rams players are highly entertaining. Clearly Hayes, Austin, and the bubble guy Hill are the stars of the show and they are doing good work compared to Houston’s guys.
Cincy was a good season too.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze “The sun doesn’t come up, the dome light is turned on!”
splooz Oh I know, I’m just adding in more to the list.
Williams is an asshole and that’s entertaining to me. Hayes is a retard, and I don’t care about Austin and his new contract because Jeff won’t use Austin properly anyway. Hill ain’t making that team.
Interesting tidbit about that (I’ve learned from working with DOE over the years) is that Nevada Test Site is considered too polluted to ever clean up. So they’re not. We are just studying it and for some reason certain pockets of it show 0 radiation.
The other sites I listed are actual DOE cleanup sites and we spend a ton of money to make the tiniest dent in the damage we’ve done.
John Hinckley is set to be released next Saturday from the St Elizabeth’s psychiatric ward to his mothers home in Williamsburg VA…
Hayes is pretty funny though and is good on camera. Same with Tavon. Hill isn’t likely making the team but his interactions with his daughter (she’s adorable) are good TV too.
I haven’t found Williams to say one redeeming thing yet. He’s just an asshole.
Dongtavious Steelwang H2O Actually, I haven’t seen any episodes at all. I figure I’ll binge watch it a few years from now when I get the chance. My memory is such that I won’t remember any of the spoilers anyway.
Williams is supposed to be an asshole, if he says a redeeming thing I’ll be greatly disappointed.
Mytee32 splooz “RADIOACTIVE SUPERCRIMINALS TAKING OVER CITY GHETTOS”
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze It’s a real show like hard knocks but a small diii school. It’s fantastic.
Here comes the GOAT. https://twitter.com/76ersViews/status/771374754058145792
That’s what got him pushed out of the HC gig he was promised in DC then in trouble in NO.
Hmm nice. I just started watching the Amazon one, which is great.
Fiversons No Spin Zone It’s a great day for basketball if you are a Sixers fans. Not if you are a Wizards fan.
Monz Venus Dongtavious Steelwang H2O The paradox of choice. There’s too much shit you can watch nowadays its impossible to know what to watch.
Mytee32 Yes he does now go to the corner and suck your thumb while the adults talk basketball.
Zards fans don’t want to talk basketball. Do you blame them?
Dongtavious Steelwang splooz
Well, (assuming you actually want to have a reasonable discussion about this) and you’re talking about ‘Global Average Temperature’ ?
If so, you have to understand that ‘Global Average Temperature’ is not a ‘real’ temperature. There are so many uncertainties in calculating a ‘Global Average’ that the concept is untenable. For instance, the recent claims that “Global Average Temps’ are recording ‘All Time Highs’ are primarily derived from temps above the Arctic circle. The issue is that those ‘temps’ are not derived from actual thermometers on site (there aren’t any), the ‘Average is driven by statistical calculations of temperatures in locations that are as far as 1200 KM away from actual thermometers. It’s like using statistics to claim that you can tell what the temperature is in New York City by reading a thermometer in Altlanta
NL West and WC races are gonna be wild. Love the last month of beisabol!
Me too… I would get back into the nba and go to a game…
My wife called to see if she get me tickets to the draft already. She’s a good woman.
Fiversons No Spin Zone Baseball just isn’t the same without
PED’s.
It’s the best. Your team can lose a game and you don’t have to shit your pants about it!
I’m hearing players will walk up the art museum steps when they get drafted? That sounds like a dumb idea if you ask me.
You should invite him over for some shrimp
I’mm glad I missed the early morning circle jerk on here. Redskins fans are excited about how a RB that might not even make the team did against a bunch of guys that won’t be playing football on Sundays. It doesn’t take much to make those clowns happy.
H2O Are they going to be playing the Rocky theme song for each player?
Lupo I mean, they aren’t actually planning on the entire staircase I assume
Traffic issues, plus we don’t need to constantly be associated with a movie.
Bill_In_FL Dongtavious Steelwang splooz What about global sea level rise, which is a direct effect of global temperature increase overall?
Beaster- Wentz better be good I was laughing about that this morning. This behavior started many years ago with Cowboys fans on the ESPN blog always going on about every single player they had. I think we all subconsciously do it now as a way to clown those guys from years gone by.
it would be weird to build a ramp or green room over the first 75% of the steps.. just doesn’t seem like a good idea
Sounds like a real homer excuse Monz-
*sees Monz’s avatar*
…carry on actually.
Lupo It’s the NFL, not sure why you are expecting good ideas
Monz Venus I find it amusing but glad I didn’t have to deal with the nonsense this morn.
Your team has way outkicked it’s coverage the past decade. Take your shitty year like a man.
You think the NFL gives a fuck what the city thinks? Cities exist to pay for their stadiums and buy overpriced America beer.
http://www.phillyvoice.com/eagles-jets-preseason-game-five-players-watch/
I think the first 3 guys make the team or are on the PS.
No, South Carolina, bad South Carolina.
http://gizmodo.com/south-carolina-just-annihilated-millions-of-bees-by-acc-1786042200
I miss the older days of the draft when it was just about the players selected and not all the extra crap and TV timeouts.
skins fans have been acting like anuses lately…I think they had a meeting about it
I annihilated 40-50 bees this week too cause they stung my black ass.. Go Cocks! Go splooz! Death to bees!
TCU got some wild helmets this year. https://twitter.com/BestOfNike/status/770833674627608576
No more bees means no more fruit for splooz’s butt tho…
I tried to let them live in my fence. I gave them every opportunity to not swarm me for months. They swarmed. They paid.
I think they were actually wasps. Fuckers got me 5+ times. I lost it and murdered them all.
SC is known for putting mustard in the BBQ sauce. They are not smart.
Too bad they weren’t carpenter bees… I hate those fuckers…
acceptable… I leave wasps alone if i can as they eat the bugs from my garden.. unless they are a direct threat to me or my kids to sting.. like the one I nuked that made a nest in my garbage can underfold
LMAO https://twitter.com/eaglesdiehard/status/771382253708455936
You’d be amazed at how fast this peace loving hippy turned into Charlie Manson on their ass.
I felt bad but I kinda liked it. I never feel bad squashing spiders though. That…I love. Fuck you eight legged freaks. You gets no love.
H2O 5ptsFeatured
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My wife called to see if she get me tickets to the draft already. She’s a good woman.
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are you sure she wasn’t trolling you?
Fuck that. Spiders killed everyone in Arachnaphobia and that I can not forgive.
splooz I hadn’t been stung by a wasp since I was a kid. Last year, I got zapped by a nest I had missed when taking down my daughters old play set in the back yard. Damn, those little shits hurt.
It’s pretty cool that Philadelphia is becoming a destination city. Since I moved back we’ve had the pope, the dnc and now the draft. Great times bros.
Basketball and the 76ers….BWAHAHHAHAHHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHHHAHHHAHAH!!!!
Right Monz? Hows the water level? I need to check on my coworker in TB.
He got the short shaft in that movie. I thought he was gonna be the star.
buying an eagles fan tickets to the draft that they don’t have a pick in………..drink some coffee bruh
RCULegendOfASkullForker Please, laugh your fears away. It will not save you.
#Simbiidnoelaric is coming.
Oh Boy… https://twitter.com/SunSentinel/status/771383027943481344
Means should make the team over Smith if they only keep 5 DEs. Here’s the Duff to explain:
https://twitter.com/fduffy3/status/764551888960360448
Obviously. Monk’s is a top bar in the country.
you know the entire draft is in Philly, not just the first round.. not bad, though
………of her to consider buying tickets? agreed
Beaster- Wentz better be good How on earth is this breaking? Zika has been in South Florida for weeks.
I considered means to be a lock to make the team.
let’s not start the day like this Justin, it won’t end well for you
Given it’s historical significance I believe Philly’s always been a destination city for a lot of people.
I’m so glad i live in the hills of NC… Don’t have to worry about this shit while my wife is pregnant…
I wouldn’t mind rolling with 6 DEs. Dline is the most important unit on the team
I swear you just want people to come at you. Look how you started the day.
H2O http://www.livefyre.com/profile/112047099/ 288ptsFeatured
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I know I know. I’m just messin
H2O jesus Christ are you serious right now?
Monz Venus Beaster- Wentz better be good I don’t think they were positive it came from S. FL or found it in the Mosquitoes until now.
The DNC and RNC don’t really make a place a destination though. Hell Cleveland had the RNC.
just saw it for the first time last weekend.. it’s really amazing that Nic Cage plays the same guy in every movie he’s in
H2O He’s starting shit with me as well. He will run out of here crying like a bitch in a bit. You would think the Lil guy would learn.
I think they should keep Watkins though as he’s looked great as a safety so far. And Maragos is a key ST guy, although not much of anything else.
It’s a big event that drives in a bunch of people who don’t live in the area.
Just looked at the list of conventions and Philly’s had each party 3 or more times since the 30s.
Well, if/when it gets here, she won’t be pregnant anymore is my point…
F it Hey Lil J, when are you going to learn that if you stop being an asshole you won’t have to cry about the big mean men picking on poor lil you?
Fiversons No Spin Zone Still not fun if you get it though. It’s like the flu.
Just sayin, don’t get lax. Protect that lil five
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze Fiversons, Fiversons, Fiversons, and Son must carry on the legacy.
my wife is 5 months in and I’m excited for the cool weather to come.. luckily that mosquito doesn’t make it up to illinois
Agreed. I think Smith is a goner. I was hoping Howie could pull off a bust for bust type of trade to take a chance on another guy, but it’s not looking likely.
Dongtavious Steelwang Bill_In_FL splooz
Paper after paper in the last year have shown that ‘sea level’ is NOT rising at a rate that is any different than it has been since the end of the ‘Little Ice Age’ in 1750. There is no discernable increase in the rate of sea level rise since 1980. The only ‘discernable’ increase comes from model projections and, so far, those projections have not been validated by actual observational evidence.
Like all things related to ‘climate’ it is complex and there are multiple ‘forces’ affecting it.
The IPCC models are not ‘skillful’ and cannot create climate conditions in the past, they aren’t even close. Why? It’s because the earth/ocean/atmosphere system is a coupled, non-linear, chaotic system. and, as such (Lorenz, 1972) cannot be predicted unless you know the exact state of every parameter & every process in the system. We don’t even know all the parameters/processes in play, much less their exact state at any given start point (for example, we still don’t know how clouds affect temperature and clouds appear to be a major factor in determining the planets response to increased CO2). It’s why Climate models are treated as ‘boundary problems’ as opposed to weather models, which are treated (correctly) as ‘initial state’ problems. They should treat climate as an ‘initial state’ system but they can’t because they don’t know the initial state.
To relay on the output of climate models for policy formulation is ill-advised.
True, I’m sure it does… But it’s better than having a head the size of a ping pong ball when you are born…
would prob have to be a guy from the same class around the same area he was drafted. when I looked, the only guy that looked bust-ish was Rashede Hageman
I lap get my lawn sprayed… Worth it’s weight in gold…
I hope the rumors are false and we don’t trade Beau. https://twitter.com/fduffy3/status/771013304189906944
I think smith still makes the team, one of the big things is having a deep rotation at dline.
Fiversons No Spin Zone Head the size of a ping pong ball. LMAO Wish i could give that 10 likes.
But Smith is garbage. Rotating garbage in does nothing for the team.
Fiversons No Spin Zone You aren’t whistling Dixie! I wish I could get my hands on some Dursban and coat my lawn in it!
It gives our other de’s a breath if nothing else. Also I’m interested to see how smith does at de vs olb.
What do we want? 4 running backs! When do we want them? Now Scot!
Dongtavious Steelwang Bill_In_FL splooz
TBH, the greatest effect of ‘human influence’ on the ‘climate’ is, to my mind, land use changes (irrigation, deforestation, agriculture, cities) not the amount of CO2 introduced. Not that we can really do anything about that.
Players get tired h20, so they get as much of a breath as Jim allows. Fresh players are better than dragging players.
Beaster- Wentz better be good Interesting that they are not signing Austin Davis.
With Kellen Moore on IR and Romo broken, that leaves (LOL) Rayne Dakota and……..
splooz I know of a TE and OL that we can cut today to make room.
They rumors are that they are looking to move one of them. But who knows which rumor is correct.
did they say that are def. not signing him? Golden Showers gonna play all of game 4?
Frenchie! It’s getting crazy. I heard the Vikings are bringing in Vick for a workout today.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze No, but still worth parking on the PS to see what develops.
If Means & Smith both stick on the 53, I think it’ll come at the expense of a CB or OL cuz versatility
ESPN’s Todd Archer reports the Cowboys will not sign free agent QB Austin Davis.The Cowboys are looking for an experienced quarterback to backup Dak Prescott while Tony Romo (back) is out, but Davis apparently will not be the guy. Dallas could look to the wire after final cuts, or they could attempt to trade for a lower-tier backup like the Chiefs’ Aaron Murray. Jameill Showers is the Cowboys’ only other healthy quarterback on the roster.
Beaster- Wentz better be good LOL yeah right. Link or it’s not true
Beaster- Wentz better be good
Damn Beaster, we haven’t got shit for rain here. Maybe .5″, maybe. I’m pissed
Yeah, I was just saying if he got claimed
no clue why Frenchie thinks Dak’s real name is so funny
“When Dak Prescott opens the season for the Cowboys on Sept. 11, he will be 5th starting QB for the team in the last 15 games.”
New Browns?
Anyone got a 53 man projection for the Eagles? I mean a link, not you assholes listing 53 players.
Bill_In_FL It’s supposed to be hitting you for the next few days. The outer bands are where most of the rain is so you get it before it hits and after it passes.
Frenchie! Lupo I saw a few tweets claiming he will be going in for a workout.
I have a unisex name. Not a stripper’s name.
Beaster- Wentz better be good Bill_In_FL
Right now it’s shit. I even had Dragon Boat practice this morning. no wind, no rain, just clouds
Beaster- Wentz better be good Frenchie! Lupo
https://66.media.tumblr.com/698ed618d8733f733198f2581dafb1c3/tumblr_niav41r9eL1tj4tayo1_400.gif
lol ok francis.
tell your stripper friend he’s named after a damn good QB
Bill_In_FL They call that the calm before the storm. I will never forget how beautiful the weather was a few hours before Andrew hit the Keys.
there’s a difference between, backups starting a game, and having a number of different starters like the browns
Beaster- Wentz better be good Bill_In_FL
You should see the radar (I won’t post for fear of inciting the ‘wrath of Cloister’, but the Gulf off the coast is getting hammered right now, FL? pretty much nada
Frenchie! Bringing in Vick reminds me of when they got Randal to come out of retirement. Was a very good move by the Vikings.
Bill_In_FL Looks like it’s still heading North/North East and picking up steam. It might just miss you but you aren’t out of the woods yet.
Sir Squatch splooz I’m down with 2 qbs and 4 rbs. It only makes sense. Most seem to think they will carry 3 QBs and Nate is a lock. I don’t understand that. He’d easily make the PS. Better chance in Nate making the PS than Mack
H2O Isn’t that where Joey hangs now and where you used to hang out as well?
I was just looking to see who I would cut to keep smith. I would cut braman and Pantale
nice. now Frenchie has a racist avatar. fitting.
splooz Rieter should be the young OL to develop. Arie and LeRiebus can get gone.
Black people having white kids is racist?
I bet he has on some degrading cop socks as well!
Frenchie a baby daddy of a few disadvantaged white QBs now?
it really is…I’m a tad jealous I didn’t think to steal it I have to admit
I have never commented there but enjoy some of the articles. I’m pretty sure that’s where you were hanging when ESPN moved to Facebook while you were on vacation.
Vanilla defenses. Also I heard that the cows ran different plays for him vs romo
https://twitter.com/jurassicworld/status/770682514750877697
That cool. Loved that place as a kid.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze Friday night Lazer Shows was da shit back then… don’t know if they still do them.
We will give them a taste of our mussels, they won’t want human anymore after that.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze
Seattle did not run ‘vanilla defenses’ they blitzed the crap out of him and they were complex blitzes. The meme of ‘vanilla’ holds for pre-season games 1,2,4 but not for 3.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
well he looked a lot better than any other QB drafted. including the #1 and #2 picks
Bill, just because they blitz doesn’t mean anything, they did not game plan for the cows. Teams don’t do that in preseason. Want proof? See week 3 last year Eagles vs the packers.
Beaster- Wentz better be good that’s so showers doesn’t have to play the whole game I think
Exactly. Do they really think Seattle game planned for the Cowboys or Dak? lol, this is too much
Another Scott bust? He looked horrible last night against a bunch of guys who will be watching football on Sundays. https://twitter.com/breakburgundy/status/771393366244327424
They were probably working on their blitzes. Shit I’m pretty sure Jim blitzed more in week 3 than he had in previous weeks. And he’s not a big blitzer, prefers to have a front four that can get pressure.
you’re implying he’s better than the #1 and #2 draft picks because of preseason. Keep making yourself look stupid.
Ladies and gentlemens…allow me to present an important piece of data for our viewing pleasures.
I am interested to see the worload they give Kelley come week 1. The guy can play. I’m normally very skeptical of UDFA’s, but his vision/agility/power combination is really good
That depends on Matt Jerns’s health I reckon. He’ll get a full workload if Jerns can’t go. If not I bet he still gets plenty of carries with Jerns being dinged.
Justin is basing this off of all of part of 1 game for Wentz.
Does anything else need to be said?
Proving again what a piece of shit he is. https://twitter.com/Central_NFL/status/771377190676099072
H2O
How would they ‘plan’ for Dak’ exactly? How much game film do they have on him.
I would say they absolutely ‘game planned’ for Romo.
‘Pretty vanilla’ is a straight 4-3, no variations.
I suggest you watch the game film instead of spouting pointless ‘meme’s. *hint* tell me how many different blitzes they ran on Dak in the first 6 plays, that ‘might’ give you a clue instead of talking out of your ass
nah, I’ll just let you hype this guy up more so I can point and laugh at you like when you told me Romo didn’t get hurt
I don’t know about y’all, but i actually think Dak will be decent this year but nowhere near the hype train on blogging the boys…
Tire148 I didn’t realize this was from a practice on 8/10. Somebody just noticed.
Vikings and Cowboys future starters. https://twitter.com/CSNPhilly/status/771395972903481345
Well for one thing you would know that with dak they seem to run more gun. So blitzing might not be a great idea since he has more distance from your blitzers and can see them coming.
Here’s something you need to tell me tho, how do you know that Seattle wasn’t just working on blitzing during the game? As in they were going to try blitzes out against anyone regardless.
Bill_In_FL Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze Bill, this is true. They kinda game plan in week 3, still hold a lot of stuff back.
Liked what I saw from Cullen Jenkins last night. Showed power and quickness. Interested to see what role they have planned for him
In more irrelevant news I was able to get Julio, Marshall, Moncreif, and Floyd as my starting WRs in a 12 team PPR league.
I liked him as a player back in the day. Always underrated in GB
so do offenses. this conversation is stupid. dak looked good. get over it.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/cehh9aL.jpg[/img] Wang should sue whoever is making them because he came up with this saying. – Mytee.
lots of boom/bust potential right there. (last 3)
Very nice. In my 14 team ppr I got aj green, Keenan Allen, D. Thomas, and Matthews.
H2O ot sure how you can win the draft when it doesn’t even start for 20 minutes
some poor rookie FA OL had to line up against Cullen Jenkins last night ? LOL
I don’t need to make a roster move all year. Besides dropping Hightower for a K
H2O is this joke old yet? Maybe. Will that stop me? Absolutely fucking now
Marshall has been the most underrated WR in the league for some time
Sir Squatch You missed the edit Squatch. It was “absolutely fucking now” at first
H2O Keep your eye on Rawls. Not sure if he’s going to be playing a lot in game 1.
Mytee the know it all is going to tell you who your best RB is.
Ware is a good RB and could be a huge pickup if Andy decides to use him as the #1.
That’s a shitty assignment. Get signed today, play 3 quarters tonight. Hardest position in sports. Have at it pal!
can kaepernick get fined for those socks? or any kind of punishment? what a douchebag
F it he wore them weeks ago I believe. So if it was gonna happen it probably would have happened by now
F it I’m sure he could, but I don’t think there is a uniform policy for practice if that’s what you mean.
Not at all. It’s cloudy and a bit windy out at the moment and we had a lot of rain the past few days but nothing other than that. It’s already on the other side of the state. I think Bill will be getting some serious rain but doubt he gets much else.
Squish says rappers call the police pigs all the time so it’s no big deal. There’s no difference between the two.
All I looked for from Dak in preseason is
Did he look lost? Nah
Did he seem overwhelmed? Nah.
Can he make the throws? With a few exceptions(behind Dez and Witten,and the int called back) Yes.
His pocket presence? Looked poised to me
True it’s vanilla defenses he faced, but it was also a vanilla offense they ran. I’m positive Linehan has more complicated plays that they have practiced. And they are going to have a pretty awesome running game. Zeke looks good. Alfred looks like his old self. Also it’s not like he is facing elite defenses in his first few weeks.
Everyone gets figured out eventually. I am interested to see how Dak adapts and how Linehan adapts to him.
Make a few thousand dollars for a few hours of work? How is that shitty?
Well he’s a rookie so adapting to what D’s throw at him is going to be the hardest part. Fact is he’s going to make mistakes and some poor decisions when faced with looks he hasn’t seen.
His athleticism should balance that out somewhat but he’s more of a bruiser and less of a dancer. That works in college…not as much in the NFL.
Probably. I don’t see how that’s a bad thing for him. I’m thinking they chose him because of his style of play is similar to Daks? Gets the rest of the team in tune I guess. Maybe Austin is gonna be signed after today.
everything I saw from Dak in the preseason was unbelievable to me. I have never even seen Romo look that sharp in preseason
I think he is going to have some struggles for sure, but end up earning his pay…
vanilla whatever….I get it…….but offenses go vanilla as well
but yes, he looked good in preseason…Bradford went 10/10 with 3 TDs in game 3 of preseason against GB last season
I watched every throw he made vs Seattle and wasn’t impressed… he had a few great throws in the first two games.. good news is we’ll find out soon 🙂
if Bradford was a rookie 4th round pick, it would impress the hell out of you
I was impressed at the time…then the air went out of my baloon rather quickly when the season started
Long sorry short, I think Dak is good enough for them to go 8-8…
splooz good thing we are set up to have the best rushing offense.
I know. that’s kind of what I mean by unbelievable. this is too good to be true. I got a few fingers on that needle as well
Depending on when Romo returns and what form he returns in I’m guessing 6-10 or 7-9.
they’ll get better at that with age and no Romo
Philly looked like they were going to have the leagues best running game in 2015…how’d that go?
ok lupo. i’ll mark you down as a Dak hater.
OK that’s fine… you’re a bit of a fluffer.. i don’t think he sucks, you are just WAY to impressed with these 3 preseason perfomances
Let’s see zeke go through a season of trying to “truck” NFL defenders.
Is it to soon for Teddy jokes? http://media.fyre.co/KIYZ2f7YSBS41EakqYR6_804.gif
Dak literally ran 5 yards trying to take the ball from his RB while his RB held onto it. Color me skeptical that when defenses throw exotic blitzes at him, he’ll handle it like a veteran
all reasons he went in the 4th.. doesn’t mean he won’t be decent this year… tall task, though
its not like he’s our only RB. we also have good OL depth
look at his numbers and tell me that is not impressive.
you’re getting fooled by the numbers.. he dinked and dunked half his throws vs Seattle
LOL you guys keep trying so hard to get us to hype Dak. We all keep saying the same thing. He looked really good in preseason and we’ll see. that’s about all.
Lupo you seem to be the only one who thinks he didn’t look good in preseason.
Ut oh!!!!! https://twitter.com/SportsComedy_/status/771403568330842112
I don’t want you to hype Dak. I’d prefer if you all looked at Dak and said “Shit…we’ll be lucky to win 25% of games he starts” cause he’s a rookie 4th round QB starting for a team that went 4-12 last year and somehow looks to have a worse D.
Where else would one go to find news on that shitshow called the Cowboys.
H2O I picked him up on waivers after doing an auto draft on Saturday. Hope he turns into a good redzone target.
Assume the worst…pray for the best. Odds are not in Dak’s favor.
He faced Seattle’s exotic blitzes and was Montana-like in his poise and efficiency. You and Bill said this, you just used different words.
Sir Squatch F it that’s not what I said. I said watching him play as well as he was felt unbelievable
WHAT? I said nothing about blitzes or montana wtf are you talking about
Can’t run, can’t stop run, “starting” QB who has never beaten a team with a winning reord, schedule filled with toughest teams in division, turnover ration among the highest in league last year which will return to norm this year.
Washington finishes last.
F it Sir Squatch
http://www.livefyre.com/profile/112047099/13 minutes ago
everything I saw from Dak in the preseason was unbelievable to me. I have never even seen Romo look that sharp in preseason
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That’s what you said. You said everything you saw from Dak was unbelievable.
But the RB’s looked good against the TB 4th stringers last night. LMAO
Fiversons No Spin Zone I respect his hustle, while understanding his stupidity
Frenchie! Do you have any interest trading for Eifert in our fantasy league?
Don’t forget to get your cardio in, knuckleheads! My homey CholoFit is here to help.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bgCo7RVML0&feature=youtu.be
It’s amazing to see the same clowns spout the same nonsense year after year.
the only thing I know about Dak is
1 he can throw a back shoulder to Dez
2 he can throw a ball 65 yards in the air and put it on the money
3 he can run
4 has good clock management
H2O you get so salty over shit like this. like, all the time.
I did not say “Dak was unbelievable” now STFU
lol, I’m not salty at all…can you really not tell that I’m just having fun and getting on your case?
Could have fooled me. I thought we’d already started the regular season.
As long as we aren’t Deifying the guy yet, I don’t think the hype is too much. Lol
F it You didn’t list it, and since you said it was all you knew, I figured I should point it out.
I know. Lol. Media is the ones doing the hyping.
H2O, do you have any interest in Tyler Eifert? Looks like he’s going to be out 2-4 weeks and I’m looking to trade him and won’t be asking for much.
why are you purposely trying to piss me off?
H2O to make Brady and Montana feel better about themselves
they are. and even some of them are tempered.
Lol. Ok Mr Alex McAllister hyper upper.
fucking guy was about to rage quit over alex mccalister and he can’t be ok with us liking dak’s preseason
H2O LMAO. I dont understand why Lil J is begging for my attention again but she is.
If I stop messing with you do you promise to calm down…we were all just messing with you meng
The only thing I know about Dak is:
1. He apparently did well in the preseason. But Preseason means NOTHING, so….
2. He has a girl’s stripper name
3. He plays for Dallas. And Dallas Sux
4. To expect anything beyond average from him, as a rookie QB heading into the regular season, is asinine & really stupid
Too close to home. I don’t want someone this unpleasant living in such a nice clean place where we make pizzas that fit in a single box.
The only thing I know about Dak is:
1. Dylan
2. Dylan
3. Dylan
4. Dylan
5. Dylan
H2O I’m talking about the other question. Do you want to trade for Eifert? I’m going to be trading him and don’t want much for him. Would rather trade him to one of you guys if you want him.
4. To expect anything beyond average from him, as a rookie QB heading into the regular season, is asinine & really stupid
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man I wish Wentz was starting. I can only imagine how different your tone would be about rookie QB’s
No thanks. I picked up Miller with the hopes that he can be a TE2 and I have Barnidge.
DAK just needs to go at least 2-2 the first four games until Romo returns
splooz Thanks Splooz. Can always count on the Tripod to be there in a time of need
Well Wentz is a top 2 pick. Dak is a 4th round rookie. Top drafted QBs have a track record of being good and bad. 4th round rookies (or later) have a track record of being bad.
Nobody expects him to light it up. All of us had hopes he would turn into a solid backup this year based on his preseason play. Now we are forced to see him as a starter. Other than the media I have yet to see anyone project what he does in the season. Its all a wait and see
F it Doesn’t this go against your point though? Wentz isn’t starting because the Eagles don’t think he’s ready yet.
na I’m not talking about how they would perform, I’m talking about how Frenchie would be talking right now
I don’t listen to anyone outside the Cowboys organization, in fact I read a story last night that he could be back by week 3
The bad news – I have to go spend 1-2 hours in my SLC office.
The good news – There is a chickfila in the basement.
Those people inside the Cow organization that said he wasn’t hurt?
Nobody knows for sure but he is going to get another MRI today which might help clear things up.
Chick Fila is by far the best fast food lunch around…
my next bet with you is going to be for 20 Chikfila sauces
F it Starting a rookie QB. We’re not starting him because we’re letting him learn. You guys are starting Dak out of necessity.
And people at the Cowboys complex said they haven’t heard of any MRI scheduled
I have no idea what path you guys are trying to go down. I’m simply saying Frenchie wouldn’t be talking like he is if Wentz had to start
I’ll gladly give you 20 free chickfila sauces. I bet Kirk is MVP this year. You win I’ll give you sauces. I win you send me sister noodies?
Deal?
choyboy0724 Those same people who didn’t know Lee was getting an MRI?
Why do you do this to yourself? Last year you kept believing accelerated timelines for both Romo and Dez and neither hit the timelines and both stayed injured.
Now…you’re doing the same damn thing.
F it Because Wentz doesn’t have to start, you’re just talking about a hypothetical
Bryan Broaddus a Cowboys insider who works in the facility and talk to all the coaches and players
We did talk about the Redskins defensive playbooks being found in a dumpster right?
Dayum. https://twitter.com/JosinaAnderson/status/771385575840555008
And since we’re discussing injuries that might or might not exist ; any Axhilles experts out there who know why Doctsons missed all OTAs and Traning camp? I guess Scot was too drunk to understand.
DAK is better than anything they’ve had backing up Romo in a long time but to think he will be better than .500 is foolish
I really was just messing with you, but you were arguing with too many people I think. You caught me at a bad time this morning too. Arguing with retarded skins fans.
Matt Jones was another one of those great picks by drunk Scot
you should read posts before liking them fives, then you wouldn’t have to unlike them
#InJayWeTrust Tire148 The fact that he talks about “That’s how we do it in North Dakota” like it’s a thing…it gets a pass.
H2O I filled in the like on the retarded Redskins fans for Fives.
How’s Gillette doing? Or should I say; what’s Glette doing the money Scot gave him.
Justin,
I’m sorry I do not share the same high opinion of Dak like you do.
Now if you pass some of that laced weed you’re smoking, I might.
Actually, I still won’t
LMAO, Scots made a ton of mistakes. The only reason I know is seeing how bad so many of the players he brought on suck after the idiot Skins fans claimed were going to be great.
Frenchie can you tell us what tire means by this?
I’m calling into question the sincerity of this post…
I think you are going to have to take some of the pills he uses to get that messed up.
#InJayWeTrust Tire148 Because in North Dakota, we don’t care for flash or dazzle. That’s not our game. We don’t do things the fanciest way. We do them the right way.
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God I want our QB to not be Russell Wilson-like in personality.
Tire148 I know I know. it was so conflicting to post. But whenever a joke that doesn’t suck comes into my mind, I have to let it fly
Dongtavious Steelwang Pretty sure I heard him saying “golly gee” once. It’s only downhill from there
#InJayWeTrust Dongtavious Steelwang He makes milquetoast look fun, novel, and exciting.
Beaster- Wentz better be good youre a piece
Dongtavious Steelwang To be fair to him, North Dakota sounds fucking awful
#InJayWeTrust Dongtavious Steelwang He’s used to rock hard ground in North Dakota, but takes a hard hit in the NFL and suddenly he’s Mr. Cracked Rib.
CMON CARSON! FUCK!
I think the post should end here actually before it gets out of hand.
I’m still going to be in favor of an Academic meritocracy
I think you are a bit of a pussy Lil J. You start shit and cry to everybody who will listen when people give it back to you. You must have had a shitty childhood getting beat up on a daily basis and trying to get others to fight your battles.
Fiversons No Spin Zone Then cry about anyone being mean to him as if he’s a 9 year old girl.
You see, even Choy isn’t hyping him up.
Think I’m gonna chill up here and wait for another conversation to start up.
I talk football, I don’t tell people to go fuck their dead moms
You bring up your personal gay shit that has nothing to do with football on a regular basis
Let’s ask Shitrant. He’s very concerned with our 5th and 6th WRs this year.
I refresh now and again in the hopes that a hilarious tweet from this morning will be featured, which I requested but was denied by 2 mods.
<--Is the bread in the circle. That's a bold damn statement
Beaster- Wentz better be good so ignore it, stop being an asshole
Tire148 No doubt but Bryant, Donaldson, Machado, Altuve and Correa are damn good as well.
It’s not even close as of now. I like Jones’s skill set, but right now Jenkins is 10x better.
Last year this list would have had a first round pick on it. big whoop
and I’m not really sure its cool they get to see our IP addresses
F it I do ignore you until you didn’t bring my name into conversations which you do5 to 10 times a day. You are either the most clueless idiot I have ever come across or a punk who wants to start shit yet cry like a pussy when I say anything back. I have no doubt you are in desperate need of attention good or bad as you beg for mine on a daily basis. Not held enough as a child?
They feature out posts, provide moderation and protect us in times of need…
Fiversons No Spin Zone when is the next election
They feature random stupid crap and wouldn’t even feature at a simple request. Bogus.
is he a better safety? prob, more experienced. but not more versatile
F it Our job here is to get shit talked to us and have revisionist history try to claim we started fights.
We should rank the mods and vote on changing a few of them.
*hands injay a towel to wipe off his nose*
Sir Squatch I was just typing “really? good for him”
He said he wouldn’t feature a tweet and needed just the picture, which I then provided. He still didn’t feature it. When I brought it up to the next mod, he wouldn’t feature it either and squish spite featured that mods post to me.
They do shit like that to make themselves feel powerful. It’s sad to think they feel this way but it’s true.
I’m moving this conversation up top, but I think ska is just fine the way it is..
I don’t think I would. what if that gorilla turns out to be an asshole
You posted it, and deleted it before I saw it. Then begged Dong to feature it, but refused to post it and made him scroll down through a couple hours of posts to see something not really all that funny. Seems like that’s you’re problem, not a mods.
We should get a couple of the Mods these shirts for Christmas. [img]http://i.imgur.com/yoKFW6I.png[/img]
But really, you seemed to want to fight when you got here this morning and are simply making excuses.
Not sure if you’ve seen this yet beaster. 35 feet of awesome.
http://imgur.com/TkLmXnx
I don’t understand why some of these people don’t come here to relax and have intelligent football conversations like me and you.
It seems like some of these guys come here to argue and act like homers instead of just enjoying the wonderful conversations.
I never refused to post anything. Either one of you could have featured it at any time. I took the initial post down after 10 minutes of not you featuring it. Which I had posted right after you asked me to do so. As if you ever aren’t around for 10 minutes. And you can undelete shit if you really want to. You just felt like being a dick for whatever reason, even spite featuring dong’s post just to piss me off. get a life.
you jest, but the zoo did the right thing.
I agree 100% they did… But they fucked up by building a shitty cage or whatever…
F it They put the gorilla out of its misery from a lifetime of imprisonement
We can’t see things people have deleted on their own, nice attempt. There wasn’t even 10 minutes between when I asked that, and when you made your “better mod” post, which means it couldn’t have been up that long.
Great core now we just need to get them some experience together. This could be the beginning of a long string of Championships for the 76ers
F it lol no i just thought it would be a funny joke
See, you are proving you want and need my attention. Good or Bad. Hows the toothless one doing these days? Any new pics?
Dongtavious Steelwang F it funny thing is I kind of am. My dad’s place had cages that I felt were way too small up until recently when he got some donors to help him build a legit zoo.
Are the Killer Whales tame or wild?
right…couldn’t just feature something funny at the request of somebody and decided to feature somebody else within that conversation out of spite. Very grown up of you.
the real question is are they gay or not
-mytee
F it Dongtavious Steelwang I mean I imagine it sucks for animals pretty hard. You’re under lifelong house arrest.
H2O Good lord why are we talking about grown up reactions when there’s fighting about whether or not something is featured because one person thought it should be and someone else didn’t?
I’m not claiming it was a grown up action, you pissed me off and I took a shot. Again, you didn’t “request”, you talked shit the first chance you got and expected to get compliance. I was going to feature that picture for you, but you couldn’t handle letting it happen. I still don’t see why this is such a big damn deal to you.
for the ones who are raised in captivity, I don’t think they know the difference, but they do understand neglect.
taking animals out of the wild and putting them in captivity sickens me to my stomach. (which the US does not do anymore)
F it There’s that one poor elephant in Japan who lived a lonely ass life for like 60 years in a barren enclosure.
Figured a mod might feature something for me that I thought was hilarious. Never asked before. Didn’t ever expect neither of you to do it is all. Disappointing.
There are some VERY sad stories. specially with elephants and killer whales.
H2O All you had to do was say “can I get this featured”, instead of being a dick about it, that’s all.
the taiji thing makes me want to murder those people. and I know its not the only place it happens
F it “whale” and “captivity” just sounds sad in general. No manmade enclosure can come close unless it’s actually in the ocean.
And you keep bringing up my name to get my attention. I told you once and I will tell you again, If you want my attention just bring my name up and I will give it to you. If you don’t want it don’t talk about me and you won’t get it. The balls in your court Lil guy. Let’s see how bad you want my attention the rest of the day and in the future. Everybody here made it clear as day when you were gone that you beg for it and when you get it you cry like the lil bitch you are.
yep. and fucking Russians are STILL capturing them
https://twitter.com/eliotshorrparks/status/771414331565170688
I think even if Turner makes the 53 that he doesn’t last long with the team. Howie loves wheelin and dealin low ranked guys.
I used to feel bad for you but now I realize you are just a lil punk who needs to feel like a big shot.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze I for one would like to keep WRs who desire to catch the ball in order to maintain employment
It’s now officially a hurricane… Watch out bill and monz…
Fiversons No Spin Zone Hey as long as they stay north of the storm below, they’ll be OK.
Oh you were talking about real life weather.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XagvsSXSxnY
Dongtavious Steelwang you just jinxed the eagles
LMAO https://twitter.com/ArthurTbfh/status/768431352685395968
Fiversons No Spin Zone “fuck that you’re on your own”
Sir Squatch F it Reposting in large text for the elderly
I’m sure his uncles and friends loved the socks
It looks like Wildwood is getting fucked [img]http://i.imgur.com/57LZ0JC.jpg[/img]
Toods can only understand Sanskrit.
H2O I thought we worked through this and were past it with our fuck yous and STFUs?
<--This guy loves to be Snowballed. RIP Toods' Reanimated Corpse
I’m not sure if I should like that or not but since it’s you it gets a like
I was thinking the same thing. I guess he’s been hanging around RCU and Splooz a bit to much lately.
Fiversons No Spin Zone Way down hill. Used to be nice about 20 years ago.
Fiversons No Spin Zone Thanks to NJ’s Republican Governor.
Pretty much. They need to legalize sports betting there. That would solve a lot of their financial problems. But they won’t do it because they suck.
The Duffster will be getting us ready for tonights game. I will try to keep up with his tweets for you guys. I know how you guys can’t get enough of the Duff. https://twitter.com/fduffy3/status/771425751027425284
They won’t do it because the people who vote on it are bought off by the Vegas casino owners.
I was supportive of Kaep sitting down, but the “message” of those socks are pretty damn clear.
Supportive as in I hope he gets splinters in his ass?
My grandpa was an MP in Paris France schtupping french whores for his right to wear those socks.
There are so many ways he could have gone about this and this is one of the worst.
H2O you are so copying me with these rhymes lol
I was supportive of rgiii until it turned out he sucks and is an asshole…
(sorry Sploozy)
curious, does fran ever post the bad? or just the good?
lupo who have you been listening to lately? I feel like were in a hip hop lull……….I’ve been listening to old Eminem and lil dicky mixtapes lol
The sports leagues are who prevents Atlantic City from getting sports betting.
Mytee32 Stop proving how clueless you are. You clearly know nothing about the subject. The sports leagues don’t make our laws.
H2O nah I like some other songs. mostly rap though
H2O you’ll find a Beyoncé or Bieber song every now and then in my library. I like Chris Brown
Fire on the mt, lightning in the air… Gold in them hills and it’s waiting for me there…
seriously though, you are my internet friend no matter how much I piss you off whether you like it or not
H2O Translation: “You have no fucking choice in the matter, friend!”
I’m placing a moratorium on liking dong posts because you wouldn’t extend your bogus mod powers to a simple feature request.
Do u like the song: my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard?
*cloisters dong moratorium won’t last long
I can’t believe he said Beyonce and Beiber. I think he’s trolling us.
H2O I mean, I appreciate the transparency you have offered me compared to my emotional black box of what I feature and don’t.
honeybadger23 I ran a 4.5 in High school. I can throw out a soft a
H2O seriously, there is 1 beiber song. and 1 beyonce song in my library
Fivers – Your internet friend schtick is proving very popular. Kudos on such a board hit.
the momma don’t like you song is catchy you have to admit.
the beyonce song I bought was “I was here”………gave me the chills when she did it on new years a few years back
I have daughters so I have to listen to that crap, but I don;t have to like it.
Don’t be ashamed Justin. I have a soft spot for Depeche Mode cause it was playing the first time I got some real bunz.
I am from DC. Like I said, I have several friends from the Bay Area
Well, you were the first one… So it’s a joint effort my good internet friend…
I believe that would be about Lochte trying to escape Rio with the plans to cure Zika.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOgBg2up7Jg
weech prob already blessed you with this. but enjoy.
He has nothing to fear from me. Unlike you Philly psychos I’m nice to Justin
I think you would honestly like it. Specifically when he gets to the Russell Westbrook part
honeybadger23 my favorite rapper. him and yukmouth are the only guys I really like from the bay. Messy Marv is ok
http://genius.com/Lil-dicky-russell-westbrook-on-a-farm-lyrics#note-7682458
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http://genius.com/Lil-dicky-russell-westbrook-on-a-farm-lyrics#note-2903290
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http://genius.com/Lil-dicky-russell-westbrook-on-a-farm-lyrics#note-2903331
http://genius.com/Lil-dicky-russell-westbrook-on-a-farm-lyrics#note-6732951
http://genius.com/Lil-dicky-russell-westbrook-on-a-farm-lyrics#note-4159937
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http://genius.com/Lil-dicky-russell-westbrook-on-a-farm-lyrics#note-7682441
http://genius.com/Lil-dicky-russell-westbrook-on-a-farm-lyrics#note-7682450, http://genius.com/Lil-dicky-russell-westbrook-on-a-farm-lyrics#note-2439707
http://genius.com/Lil-dicky-russell-westbrook-on-a-farm-lyrics#note-2430975
The Fun Bunch Skins fans welcome Justin to the fun celebrations at all times. Here, I provide, graphic format for those of you who can’t read.
eh I like the “fun” stuff (for lack of a better word) like Thizzelle Dance and Feelin Myself
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=K1b8AhIsSYQ
Found Justin’s favorite music video…
http://genius.com/Lil-dicky-russell-westbrook-on-a-farm-lyrics#note-7682458
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http://genius.com/Lil-dicky-russell-westbrook-on-a-farm-lyrics#note-2903271http://genius.com/Lil-dicky-russell-westbrook-on-a-farm-lyrics#note-2903272
http://genius.com/Lil-dicky-russell-westbrook-on-a-farm-lyrics#note-2903290
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http://genius.com/Lil-dicky-russell-westbrook-on-a-farm-lyrics#note-7682441
http://genius.com/Lil-dicky-russell-westbrook-on-a-farm-lyrics#note-7682450, http://genius.com/Lil-dicky-russell-westbrook-on-a-farm-lyrics#note-2439707
http://genius.com/Lil-dicky-russell-westbrook-on-a-farm-lyrics#note-2430975
Tire148 He’s one of the greatest football minds of all time.
Justin i’m headed out but we can talk about hip hop tomorrow.. and how much Dak sux 😛
Its actually WAY the fuck worse than they originally reported. It came out he knew for decades and told kids and faculty staff who were blowing whistles it wasnt his job to take care of it!!!! Fucking bum Joe Pa is. Straight up piece of shit bum. All that bs he supposedly stood for was a farse. Like the eagles franchise. Must be the water in that disgusting state
honeybadger23 if you have an hour to kill, youtube him.
It looks like that angry Cow who ruined the Fun Bunch is about to eat him.
I was just reminded that hockey season is right around the corner. [img]http://i.imgur.com/VSw7VRO.jpg[/img]
yeah I like gangster shit. the fun silly thizz shit just gets on my nerves
I was suggesting that he has a small penis for those of you that didn’t get the joke.
“My momma dont like you, and she likes everyone.” Justin Bieber
Classic Biebs, kid can sing and play. Stop hating on a super rich 19 yr old with grown pussy thrown at him by the thousands on a trip to a corner store. Nobody is invincable to that kind of fame and money.
Any 76ers post crushes this in terms of sucking cocks and getting ass raped prison style
Has this been shared yet? That is how you pay up on a bet.
http://i.imgur.com/i2yMB7l.jpg
Also, I kind of wish they change their minds in Denver and he does start.
She would have to wear afro wig and then I would
RCU likes his women like he likes his coffee: black, bitter, and preferably fair trade.
http://www.richmond.com/redskins-xtra/article_bb8e009e-3ab1-594c-bb43-51a1398dd5b6.html
Beat writers 53 roster prediction
He has Brown, Garvin, Ross, LeRibeus and Everett in, and Lanier, Ioannidis, Reiter and Powe out
HailBandG Take LeFatass off and put Ioannidis or Lanier on
HailBandG Not seeing anyone else have both Ioannidis and Lanier gone. Most have one or the other.
Hey weech. Would you feature a funny meme about Bridgewater for me if I posted it?
I’m more just curious than anything else, because two of your fellow mods wouldn’t even do that for me. Not sure what your guys purpose is.
He’s big on PS eligibility. Also says Brown and even Dunbar might be stashed on the PS. Indicates Paulsen is the closest on/off guy.
The more you have to ask for something to get featured, the less featueable it becomes. True story.
I’ve never asked before. That’s why I’m so surprised that they wouldn’t do it.
(It was already featured, but ssshhhhh don’t tell cloister)
I’m an impulsive feature-er. I can’t tell you if I’d do it or not.
Weech Don’t waste your time scrolling for it either.
H2O True, actually, you just haven’t seen it pop up since it was done a while back.
Brady apparently will start tonight and annihilate the Giants 3rd team defense to feel better about himself.
that makes no sense…I don’t even care if you do it now, you and dong have made your point
WTF is this joker up to now??? https://twitter.com/Suntimes/status/771439806597492736
Sir Squatch H2O Damn he even gets what he wants and he still mad doe
Dongtavious Steelwang You think he’ll annihilate them. But somehow they’ll hang around and win on a bizarre ass catch at the end, and Brady will forever regret this preseason game
Duh. Why else would Brady get out of bed? He needs some sort of redemption.
Cloist, why are you upset at what does and doesn’t get featured? Serious question.
#InJayWeTrust Dongtavious Steelwang “Tom Brady has inglorious end to career as Belichick cuts him for beating the Giants 3rd string by only 50”
Well you are an expert when it comes to getting dicks in the your ass. Lot’s of mans juices up there as well.
Number 80 is about to clock in with him with his right. Thats a haymaker…
I asked for something to be featured, squatch told me the meme had to be non-twitter form, I complied, it was never featured so I deleted it because it was essentially spam, I asked dong to do it, he denied me and squatch spite-featured his response to me.
H2O I just didn’t think it was that funny, dude. Why so serious?
H2O Like if there were an audible chortle or chuckle, sure. But it was ok.
Every mod features at their own discretion. I can’t help you bud.
I would recommend you not take it so seriously.
principalities…don’t understand why the mods are dicks for no reason
You wish. I am a penetrator not a penetratee like eagles fans.
If it’s any consolation, you tend to post some funny shit. if I like it, I’ll feature it. Nothing more to it, really.
H2O Me not giving you what you want = dick? If I were around for it and thought it were worth featuring, I would’ve….yeesh.
H2O And on principle, you being a dick demanding a feature got a dick response from me. I honestly never saw you post the picture alone, so I didn’t feature it for you after that point. Things went sideways from there.
You are the only one here who told us he has another mans juice up his anus.
Cause the present is shit!!! Bwahhahahhaahahhhha
It wasn’t even my post. It was ldds, which is why I deleted the version squatch asked me to post after it was up for a while. I didn’t like stealing his thunder.
Kieth Sweat is why there are plenty of children on earf.
RCULegendOfASkullForker *Shawn Kemp / Antonio Cromartie
Sir Squatch “I haven’t seen Jaws 3, but I have seen the house it’s built, and it’s beautiful.”
Narcos season 2 tomorrow.
Way more excited about that.
https://twitter.com/brandongowton/status/771440529456427008
Dig deep gents. It’s a worthy cause.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze I can’t be the only one who thinks it’s a bad look to devote the time to make a whole documentary about another team. That’s like an obsession
I’m sure Dallas fans agree with you. How does that make you feel about your opinion?
Better than the fucking shit stains in philly. They are the team that swept you and owns three rings and a dynasty so presently, and historically, we are fucking kicking the ever loving shit out of you guys. Nice talk. Lmfao
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze Not good at all. It makes it even worse that you make me agree with them
They should stop endangering themselves then. Come on black people save your ficking selves!!
DC is an embarrassment of a franchise and to the NFL. Has been since 1992.
I did not create this movie so I didn’t do anything.
Also if I used your logic the Phillies are “historically fucking kicking the ever loving shit out of” the Nats
Seems to be much more frequent these days.
Hicks is fine that some one finished his work, he was only a rookie then.
LMAO https://twitter.com/Deadspin/status/771445559626530816
“I’m gonna fuck up romo and ruin a tiny handed Mexican’s year.”
that Charles barkley tweet deserves wayyy more likes
DallasCowboysSux Well, you’ll end up bored and writing for “The Undefeated”
*walks in room*
“were cutting you”
*walks out of room
ohhh, no one can see the Charles Barkley tweet cause everyone has beaster blocked
I’m really fucking tired today. I apologize if I was a bit oornery.
H2O Keal is too PC. Bader was the man to talk to
Just passed Mike Pence who was visiting Temple Square after he made a speech at Jizz Arena. So much security.
I’m just not afraid of those crosshairs like you
Lol, no you just quit and delete your account. Just because I get along with beaster doesn’t mean I’m afraid of him.
I think they have a damn good chance of winning right now. debates are going to be interesting and prob nauseating
H2O Justin is trying to piss you off yet if he does and you say anything that hurts his little feelings he will cry to everyone about how mean you are and how he doesn’t deserve to be treated like a man.
the fact you get along with him is scary enough….
F it Do us all a favor and take a few more pills and post more pictures of the toothless sister.
Do us all a favor, and go skydiving without a parachute
Beaster- Wentz better be good H2O everyone hear tries to piss people off………you are the only one who resorts to telling people to fuck their dead mother
Different year, same message.
/Really should’ve just saved this video for a post-Chip era but whatever, fuck it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4bb06sxWpg
This is an utter evisceration of Kaepernick that I think everyone can get behind. Cause she’s hot.
http://deadspin.com/tomi-lahren-is-a-facebook-meme-come-to-life-and-america-1786062538
Tomorrow is likely the bad news dump day to end all dump days (for this offseason), right? Last of the suspensions should be hitting?
I believe the bulk of our cuts should be tomorrow with maybe a few last minute moves on Saturday morning.
Sir Squatch Dongtavious Steelwang Most likely. Apparently Saturday 4PM is the final cut deadline, so I imagine Saturday afternoon will be busy
YEEESSSS!!!https://twitter.com/Redskins
One step closer to being the San Antonio Spurs of the https://twitter.com/NFL: https://t.co/hL94t10s4R
(Thanks https://twitter.com/spurs!)
Haha Even better….https://twitter.com/WashWizards https://twitter.com/WashWizards/status/771454770729127936
.https://twitter.com/Redskins We don’t like that.
annoying is not the description for beaster
F it Also, stop acknowledging the thing you don’t like so much. Not worth responding to today, yesterday, or in the future.
F it Of course, I’m referring to the Cowboys playoff chances.
drew rosenhaus’ daughters can get it. (I think they are daughters?)
Having the game a day earlier should really help the skins with cuts. Coaches and scouts can get a head start.
F it Whatever. I’m amazed someone spends that much time thinking about you. (No offense)
So wise splooz so wise u are. Like a miniture buda.
The Duffster dropping knowledge. Looks like he’s going to be tweeting all game long so we will have plenty of material over the next few days. https://twitter.com/fduffy3/status/771425751027425284
http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000693555/article/tom-brady-to-start-patriots-preseason-finalePublished: September 1, 2016 at 02:34 PM
With Patriots Week 1 starter Jimmy Garoppolo sitting for the team’s preseason finale as a precautionary measure, New England will use its final tuneup to give Tom Brady some playing time. http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000693555/article/tom-brady-to-start-patriots-preseason-finale
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3 bEast teams playing tonight should be a good warm up for the blog getting used to traffic on Sundays.
Blah. Gamecocks on tonight. Way more important than watching scrubs.
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000474/?ref_=tt_trv_qu: [to Allen and Terry] Listen guys, I’ve got two jobs. I work here, and I have another job at Bed, Bath, and Beyond. I’m doing it to put a kid through NYU, so he can explore his bisexuality and become a DJ.
RCULegendOfASkullForker If anyone would know about male ass stuff, it would be you.
87fiveoh254 no ring on blue. I’m going with white
Scrubs that about to have a bunch of losing seasons this year. ALL HAIL!!!
F it 87fiveoh254 Good catch I just now zoomed in. I was going off the same color field passes lol
Looks like philly is hosting huge gay rally tonight.
I take it back. He was married to the woman below…now that’s probably his girlfriend.
Here’s the dish
http://www.barstoolsports.com/chicago/drew-rosenhaus-files-for-divorce-after-wife-partied-on-dan-blizerians-party-boat/
Hey baby they cut me, Im going back home now and you cant come with me. You are just one of my Boston bitches. Sorry baby….next scene “Stab, stab” – boston ho
More research into these hot sluts…apparently his ex wife and current wife are friends
http://www.cincinnativseveryone.com/does-drew-rosenhaus-have-two-hot-wives/
He is and has been a top 10 qb since hes been in the league. Very solid not elite. Redskins D shut his ass down. Any questions not having to do with dick and butt hole pain beaster?
I push with the force of an elephant ejaculation sir. Its pretty strong and very offensive to the weak and gay communities
I speak and remove all doubt of my genius and forking of faggots. Thats why I own you and your prison raped butt hole. Everyone knows it
Free assless chaps giveaway at the eagles rally tonight. Pretty big score for those fans attending. Beater mad as fuck he isnt attending.
Weech – Given that you’re a Meximelt…do you identify as Native American too? You fuckers are indigenous too right?
look forward to watching him soon…not a whole lot to get excited about, but he’s one of them
I don’t get it, but I will be monitoring the comments section for any dGB highlights…
And I hope the Eagles are successful on the ground as my beloved redskins were…
Probably… But u are an unrelenting posting… Which can be good and can be bad, depending on the situation…
true…I’ll try to be more easy going for the sake of the blog. You would be a good mod. Maybe not the mod we wanted, but the mod we deserve.
I would probably be horrible because I would do shit and just feature posts all day…
I think I could kill a small dog with my farts tonight. I guess it’s 3 days of eating enchiladas? It’s awful.
Trey Burton, Paul Turner, and DBG all night tonight. Make it happen Doug!
If they are expected to be contributors this year you want them playing all night in a meaningless game?
https://twitter.com/Jeff_McLane/status/771460275925057536
Say it ain’t so!
Yeah. Entertain me!
H2O Man made local climate change within the room you’re in is real.
It’s not even funny man. It’s that bad. I just hope I don’t splooz shorts.
https://twitter.com/ITPylon/status/771480135241441281
This is something Huff would be perfect to run but I’m not sure he could catch the pitch. Back to the drawing board
On a serious note I hope Dillon Gordon starts at LT and earns a spot tonight. Peters 2.0 needs to make the 53!
DallasCowboysSux I’m not all that excited, but I felt the blog needed this gif
Tire148 Hows the line going to shake out if they are planning on Lane moving to LT?
I don’t think Barbe is a bad RT. If Gordon develops into a T that’d be awesome and he can go there. If not they drafted Big V. Island names are tough to remember
Tire148 I’ll never properly spell Matt Ioannidis without looking it up. Damn Greeks.
Freaking foreigners. They should all change their name when they get off the boat.
Tire148 Johnson and Smith the default name for foreigners.
69 should be their first name.
Too far? I killed the joke, didn’t I?
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Olivier Vernon looks like a character from Sesame Street
Weech But 5OH is a Trump supporter…
Ok I figured it out. Sorry Weech I was drunk the first time you told me.
http://imgur.com/1J28VAE
The Giants are so lucky Eli’s goofy ass never gets hurt. Nassib is fucking horrible
This inside the pylon guy really likes him some Doug Free
Some people like asian ass porn and others like trannys. Some people are just into scat.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! @ Cox
I dunno. I just assumed they were only playing scrubs. 11 minutes then it’s 3 hours of Cocks for me.
I liked Willie’s suggestion on NFLN before the game started. Move La’el over and start Leary at LG. Obviously that would be after they give La’el some time at RT. Not sure if he’s practiced there yet.
Henry looks really good. He’s showing some elusiveness. I think the Titans have a really good backfield
Great fucking block Furman guy. Holy shit talk about getting humiliated.
https://twitter.com/Andrew_Krammer https://twitter.com/Andrew_Krammer/status/771495989651779584
Vikings have been asked some “crazy” returns for backup QBs around league, will be patient, says GM Rick Spielman
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I’m no genius, but there’s a economic principal the explains this. Anybody know what it’s called?
ROFL, Freaking Bellicheck — Barkavious Mingo with a strip sack forced fumble. He stole another one from Cleveland
That’s it! You’re wise beyond your years, Bill.
Wait, I mean. You’re just the correct level of wise.
Seriously though. Why on earth would a team part with a backup QB that’s not a 3rd stringer at this point? They’ve groomed them through preseason for a reason. Of course the asking prices are high.
If the Eagles trade Bradford to the Vikes for 3rd rounder….
– Is it a capitulation that they aren’t winning this season?
– Do they win the same number with Daniel and then Wentz?
The mountaineers are giving the vols all they can handle and then some so far…
Bill_In_FL Obie Juan and Only What? You don’t think they would trade Bradford? Or you think he is worth more than a third?
Obie Juan and Only Bill_In_FL
Never say never on a trade. I just don’t think the Eagles are looking to trade Bradford.
I hate Owen Wilson, but that movie is an exception to watch his turrible acting.
Bill_In_FL Obie Juan and Only Surprised. I thought they signed him because they didn’t expect to also get Wentz. I think they may be willing to unload the salary of they get the right pick.
Eagle’s likely can’t afford the cap hit to trade Daniels or Bradford.
They’re not Bill, you’re right. Plus, it’s nearly impossible financially.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze Good to see he’s in good spirits, at least until Preston Smith makes him quit again
@Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze This is so uncalled for. I am an asshole and ashamed
Preston Smith can’t be considered any good yet. Sorry, splooz rules.
Cloist was upset because they didn’t feature something. I was featured. I just now saw it. That’s odd.
is the plan that Kirk takes a knee every time he touches the ball so Preston sees peters more?
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze As long as we win the game sounds good w/ me
Weech That’s been up a while for me. Guess they have poverty browsers.
H2O Forrest Gump is GOAT, and a quality meme from Gump deserves a feature
Sounds like a rather impossible way to win a game,…. Jay loves it.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze Don’t tell me what I can’t do!
H2O I stopped watching it after there was a fucking polar bear in the forrest, but then I picked it back up later and finished it. What a wild ride
NFLN just reported that the media craze there is crazy. National media is there. What a shit show.
Weech If any good can come from it, it’s that maybe the NFL will approve the Dallas Arm in Arm decals.
Weech NFLN has been running a story on the bottom bar making a point they will show the Anthem at the game
Sir Squatch Weech If they wanted to show Kaep sitting, they should just air a 9ers game
They just announced it. I vomited.
Then my neighbor’s dog ate it.
So *NE scored 6 points in 3 quarters WITH *Brady?
Yeah, that guys GOOOOOD!
LOL
I like the vols and don’t wanna essentially see their season end week one… But I love seeing app state mountaineers playing good football…
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze Saw the Highlander fumbled on a nice scramble.
I think it’s amazing how many people have heart defects that are never detected… Man I hope this guy is ok…
Fiversons No Spin Zone Your positive energy saved him Fives
See below… I think I had something to do with his well being…
Righhhttt…That’s why he passed on him 3 times and waited until round 4 to draft him.
Fiversons No Spin Zone I thought Romo’s injury was bad, but that’s nothing compared to losing the 4th preseason game.
I don’t give a shit about anything that happens in this 4th preseason game. It is the biggest waste of time and more excuses for the NFL to line their all ready thick pocket books
That’s why you wanted him till the Eagles moved up in the draft.
IDGAF what kind of game it Us and who is in it but if you create 4 turnovers and score 6 points your team sux
Before taking credit or admitting “luck” doesn’t he actually have to be good first?
16-26 and an INT against 4th teamers?
Fucking unbelievable that any things thinks this guy is about to tear the league up.
LOL
We cannot risk Jameil Showers being the starting QB for Dallas. We have to avoid that at all costs.
Anyone listening to the announcers doing the a cardinals game? Sounds like a randy Savage; “let me tell you something mean jean”
Don’t worry. Once he takes over in week 3 Jerry will tell us how great he is.
Yeah they are. I hate coaching change casualties. Can’t do anything about it sometimes
How fast would you cut a QB with this stat line?
“16-26 and an INT against 4th teamers?”
We’ll see. Has Brooks shown much? Not sure why he gets a free pass in everyone’s eyes. I know he’s a Schwartz guy, but I don’t see anything great in the guy.
Damn I wish I could post the Rick James cold blooded meme…
I think Rowe will stick around, but you might be right. If he doesn’t fit what Schwartz likes then I hope they can get equal value in return. Rowe can play.
“You ought to be angry at the man that did that to your hair.”
True. But it’s a quote from a movie that’s apt after seeing Capernicks hair. Just above you is all.
So….I’m guessing Dallas puts Romo on IR and reactivates him after the first 8 games they play, using the extra roster spot to hold DMC, giving them Zeke, Alf, DMC, and Darius Jackson as the RB’s, and Dallas runs the ball 35+ times a game using this platoon until Romo returns, then probably continues running 30+ times a game anyways just to keep him from being hit much and continue to keep that defense the hell off the field.
https://twitter.com/lawlornfl/status/771510406632312832
Vaeao and Shittu have been very impressive All pre-season. Both should be PS members. Eagles are so deep at DT.
Still a pretty big drop off after the first 2, though Beau has been quite solid.
Seems unlikely. First, he’s worth tying up a roster spot UNLESS they are absolutely certain that he will not return under any circumstances. And even if they do, the cowboys aren’t going to change their game plans THAT MUCH.
It was part of their downfall last year; trying to hold the reins too tight on both Weeden and Cassell, and they know they can’t do that, and don’t need to do that again with Dak.
splooz That NBC Sports bit seemed to indicate that 6-10 weeks is more like 8-10, and they hadn’t even done his 2nd MRI yet, which tells me that they have decided that one way or the other they refuse to fuck up like last year and rush him back too soon and get the same injury over again. I would guess that the only way they don’t IR him is if the next MRI shows that the damage is much less than originally thought
Otsitheiceman To me, if they aren’t sure he can make it back in 6, it makes more sense to just guarantee him out for 8 and gain the extra roster spot for half a season. If not, at best Romo gets 2 more games, and his first game back would be against Philly, whose DL always does great against Dallas. No way I want Romo just coming off a major injury, rusty as hell, going up against midseason form Philly DL, that sounds like last year’s Carolina game all over again.
Last draft of season. PPR, one r/w/t flex, 2 rb, 2 wr
Wilson
J. Jones, D. Bryant, J. Nelson, J, Maclin, M. Crabtree
Bernard, Duke Johnson, Gore, J. White, T. Riddick
J. Cook
Eagles
Catanzaro
Oh I concur with you. Broken fucking spine and people want to rush him back. Seems insane to me.
Sir Squatch Won the league last year, see no reason why I don’t repeat.
splooz Especially if his first game back (if he only missed 6 games) is against Philly. That DL always gets to him big time even when Dallas gets the win. He would either injure himself again or have the kind of game that would have Justin screaming for his banishment all over again.
Makes sense. I just think it’s crazy for any Dallas fan or member of the organization to think that rushing back Romo is a good idea after what happened to him and Dez last year and given the severity of his current injury.
And I still disagree with your opinion of our winter!
You’re missing a barn burner in…wherever Vandy is. Blinkiesburg? Barbara’s Cove? San Labia?
WR and even QB very strong. TE should be good, but those RBs…
Those RBs are turrible. Duke you can get by with but the rest need an upgrade. At least one
Tire148 It’s ppr. Went zero rb. You get third down backs and you win.
I dabbled in drinking and hoes their back in the day…
Eh. Maclin was too much of a luxury pick imo. I had Bernard last year. Not a starter
Here’s my $300 14 team PPR league auction result:
QBs Tyrod Taylor and Matt Ryan
WRs Dez Bryant, Brandon marshal, Willie Snead, Kareem Aiken
RBs Zeke, Terrence West, Washington (Oakland backup) and Alfred Morris
TEs. Jordan Reed, Charles Clay
D. Tampa Bay
K. Dan Bailey
That could be true but value wasn’t there for RB there. I don’t like my Gore pick.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
https://twitter.com/richcimini/status/771533413434007552
That really sucks for the jets.
Anything that gets hack closer to the starting job is turrible for them.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze it’s their fault for drafting him anyways. fucking idiots
Friday came out 21 years ago. SC has a WR named Deebo Samuel. Coincidence?
Wow!
So *Brady, with some first team players including Edleburg and Bennett and Hogan, starts out 1-5, throws an INT, and finishes 16-26 against guys that will be serving hamburgers next week and this “piece” wants to talk about him “getting on rhythm?
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA.
http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/17444357/tom-brady-new-england-patriots-plays-entire-first-half-last-action-suspension
OBJ Cruz Shepard. Will make a grown man cry
Cheaters are heros in far right wing world?
Oh yeah, that’s right.
Never mind.
This could be the greatest show on turf two
He’s married to the hottest women in the world
https://twitter.com/JoshPaunil/status/771569966709563392
Choy at an Eagle game, because we know he’s never been to Dallas
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
I don’t think Howie cares about the game. He just waits till transaction season
CharlietheUnicorn That’s pretty good. Is Kimbo Slice dead or just his career?
Matt Mosley 4.1
Seems like OBJ is the one bowing to show respect.
<--This guy loves to be Snowballed. That was pretty amazing for a 6'8" 280 lb guy. They may have to keep him on the 53 because of that.
Sir Squatch
They had a ‘reusable’ Falcon 9 rocket blow up on the launchpad (and it also blew up the launch pad itself) yesterday, along with it’s $250mil payload. The ‘accident’ fortunately did not cause any casualties, but, it means they are going to miss multiple launches over the next few months and it will give other organizations pause when thinking about contracting with them to deliver payloads.
Going to cost them a fortune and it brings into question the idea of ‘reusable’ 1st stages, which their entire business model is built on.
Seems like a stretch to me, not the first rocket that has blown up on the pad
Sir Squatch The implications for ‘reusable’ rockets are not good, plus SpaceX took a huge loss – coupled with the losses being piled up by Musk’s other babies – Tesla & Solar City — investors are going to be a tad bit more cautious about further funding. One thing the DotCom boom did teach us was that eventually even gee whiz technology companies have to show a path to actually making money.
Finally started getting some rain yesterday evening. Winds got pretty strong late last night but no damage so far.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze Prices going up for the Vikes….one less QB available.
<--This guy loves to be Snowballed. I will admit there is too much hype. He may be a 4th rounder yet. I don't really care whether it was luck or not but the Cowboys knew him from the senior game and probably figured him a higher value than a 4th rounder.
Bill_In_FL Obie Juan and Only My brother is in Naples. He said the rain was serious but they were out of the main part of the storm.
Bill_In_FL Obie Juan and Only So you were pretty well in the path. I think it dropped back to a tropical pretty quick. First one in 11 years….
Chase Daniel wet the bed….I think Wentz gets playing time this year.
Obie Juan and Only Bill_In_FL
Yep, but the 10 year hiatus in Cat 3 hurricanes hitting the US still stands.
It’s the first Hurricane to come ashore in that area of Florida since 1966
Oh the ‘Law of Unintended Consequences’ is a cruel mistress
Spraying to kill Zika carrying Mosquitoes kills millions of honey bees along with whatever mosquitoes were killed
Obie Juan and Only Bill_In_FL
Ouch.
Did you see our rookie 6th rd pick CB pick 6 Weeden? That was sweet. Brown (the CB) is a keeper
Bill_In_FL I read that. The bats will starve also…I have a property with my brother for sale in Naples and he’s concerned the storm may churn up the Zika discussion to the west side of Florida. Right now real estate in Miami is at a standard still.
Bill_In_FL Obie Juan and Only Eagles will be fine. A lot riding on Wentz being the real deal over the next few years. If he is a dud it’s gonna leave a mark. The only way to the SuperBowl really is with a franchise QB…Howie took a gamble.
I think their defense is SuperBowl ready, offense is got another two years and things have to break right for them.
Hope Monz is okay, saw they had a strong band just sitting on top of them most of the night
Why doesn’t he do something?
Colin Kaepernick promising to pledge $1 million to charities that support racial equality
Oh
Obie Juan and Only Bill_In_FL
Agreed. I think Wentz will be good, not having to force him onto the field this season will be the best thing for his long term development. I would not have been upset if Dallas took him @ 4 had he been available.
I enjoyed that simply by sitting/kneeling, he got dozens of yahoos to loudly shout obscenities throughout the national anthem.
Putting all these blinds back up is going to be annoying as hell
Lupo Had to take them all down for the window people, that process went much more quickly than I was expecting, but looking at the pile of blinds now I’m not looking forward to putting them all back.
Lupo Just saw this from a place down there, don’t know where Monz is compared to these locations. “Last 72 hours, An area west of Oldsmar in Pinellas County recorded 22.36 inches of rain while in nearby Largo some 15.23 inches of rain has fallen. Other rain totals include 10.73 inches in Seminole, 9.71 inches in Longboat Key and 8.61 inches in Port Richey.”
Christian Hackenberg…..WTF????
Hackenberg finished an abysmal 11-31 for 54 yards (0 TD, 1 INT).
Sir Squatch Lupo My sliding glass door to the back patio is still devoid of blinds, and we have been in the house since Aug 3rd. I hate hanging blinds that much. For that matter, I hate hanging anything (curtains, blinds, shades, pictures, etc.)
Frenchie! Not sure why anyone is surprised. He sucked in College too.
About every 30-60 minutes, we get a strong squall blow through that lasts about 10-15 minutes. It’s been like that since about 4:00am. I think we have a full day of this before it’s all said and done.
Yankees Rebuild:
Start at $214 million
– ARoid : – $27 mil
– Chapman: – $ 8 mil
– Miller: – $9 mil
– Beltran: – $16 mil
– Nova: -$3 mil
——————————————
– $ 63 million and winning more games.
Mark Texiera retiring : – $ 23 mil
Sabathia gone hopefully: – $27 mil
Brings their salary down to a cool $101 mil.
FA bonanza coming…
Reiter, Dunbar, Ioannidis, Lanier, Bates, Garvin, Trail, Powe, LeRibeus, Brown, Blackmon, Everett, Paulsen, Ross, Harris, Thompson
You can keep 8
Lupo It’s pretty much a non-event for us, other than localized flooding in older low-lying areas. I have a small cypress swamp near my house that drains perfectly. Land developers have gotten a lot better about storm water management in the last 15 years.
Sqautch had my eyes poppin out with some of this totals posted down by the Keys
Lupo That woman is a piece of shit
Only a matter of time before she’s doing those videos in KKK garb
Lupo Fox News should re-name themselves to something redneck’ish
Colin Kaepernick completed 11-of-18 passes for 103 yards in Thursday’s preseason finale, adding four rushes for 38 additional yards.
The bigger story will remain what Kap did before the game, taking a knee for the national anthem. This time he was joined by teammate Eric Reid, while Seahawks CB Jeremy Lane did the same thing before Seattle’s game against the Raiders.
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*bites apple*
Frenchie! Yeah, who does he think he is…..
Daniel? 14/22 for 131 with 2 INTs?
Nassib? 16/29 for 210 with 1TD , 1 INT?
Showers? 10/25 for 91 with 1TD, 1 INT?
Its the 4th PS game, there is a reason they are called scrubs.
Cowboys got lucky with Dak in the 4th, Hack was a 2nd (52nd over all).
Lanier, Bates, Garvin, Brown, Dunbar, Everett, Ross, Thompson
BLAME ROTOWORLD!
This is the first I saw of this. Charles Robinson of Yahoo mentioned something to this effect in a tweet last night before those two games. I just went to bed instead & missed it
Frenchie! Thanks I’ll use that later when you or Fivers stir the pot again
And if you can’t fuck that day baby ,just lay back and open your mouth.
Sir Squatch Use this one for Fivers. Embed it though
http://cimg3.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.hdforums.com-vbulletin/280×210/80-1377795241_h9amok6osnumyhvkguf8_barnstirringmoulage_a47eabfbfe8e52c947448639ce0da5ec4a40599e.gif
5 Players the Experts are Avoiding: Matt Forte, Thomas Rawls, Gronk, TY Hilton & Matt Jones
http://www.fantasypros.com/nfl/players/matt-jones-rb.php
Overall ADP: #64
“While reports seem to indicate that Jones’ recovery from the AC joint injury he suffered in mid-August is coming along “nicely,” I’m still reticent to trust an RB with a bad shoulder, especially one who’s being billed as a between the tackles bruiser. Facing a Steelers run stuffing squad that allowed the third fewest fantasy points to the position in 2015, doesn’t improve Jones’ chances of making a splash in the season opener either. UDFA http://www.fantasypros.com/nfl/players/robert-kelley.php, who played a majority of snaps with the first team during Washington’s regular season dress rehearsal, has emerged as Jones’ handcuff. Given the disparity in price, I’d rather stash the under-the-radar Kelley and pass on Jones in the fifth or sixth rounds of 12-team exercises.”
<--This guy loves to be Snowballed. Health. Christine. Health
Ah cool. I have Michaels. Bout ready to drop Jones.
Your name is funny today LOL
But I gotta delete it when replying to you
Looks like you’re pointing at Cox
So after Deji had that said about him from PFF. He has that performance last night. Lol. Sigh. The rookie Brown had a good play though.
Figured someone would throw more than one pass at him.
How bad was he?
Is that how the desktop looks? On my phone it just looks like you are replying. With no @ . And when you @ me it is off centered , doesn’t even line up. I was wondering why this was said earlier. Lol
He didn’t do himself any favors. Lol. Let Weeden throw a long TD.
“I can guarantee you that Rob Gronkowski at ADP 1.09 will not be on any of my teams in 2016. While he’s certainly ONE of the best fantasy tight ends in the game, his consistency rating is very similar to http://www.fantasypros.com/nfl/players/delanie-walker.php and http://www.fantasypros.com/nfl/players/travis-kelce.php, who are ranked outside of the top 50. In addition, his total points in 2015 only exceeded http://www.fantasypros.com/nfl/players/jordan-reed.php by seven points in 2nd place and 17 points higher than fourth place.”
The ” bloggers ” are tearing him up. Lol
<--This guy loves to be Snowballed. Brown was impressive. That pick 6 was all him. He baited Weeden into the throw by showing blitz, then jumped the rout. There's a reason that Houston avoided throwing at him most of the night. He also had several nice tackles in space. He's the 4th CB for certain.
Frenchie! He earned the nickname ‘Almost 2’ (in loving memory of Anthony ‘Almost’ Spencer). He actually had good coverage on most of the throws at him, but, he was always a tick too late, missing the ball by inches most of the time. That long TD was more lucky than good.
I think he played himself off the roster tho.
Sir Squatch He knew his position was tenuous. Good for him. At least he is smart.
<--This guy loves to be Snowballed. LOL. You're having too much fun with this, FUWS.
Lupo For sure. All avi bets in the future will now have no name change clauses!
Matt Mosley 4.1 I just started keeping “Books on CD” with me in my car. It makes road trips a lot more enjoyable.
Sir Squatch I had to edit Books on Tape before clicking Post Comment!
Have to make 200 hoggies for the HS band my daughter’s HS FootBall team is playing a Houston team tonight
I wish the NFL would stop being cunts & announce the suspension already
How long does it take for the B sample to come back?
http://www.phillymag.com/birds247/2016/09/02/lane-johnson-start-eagles-browns-week-1/
Frenchie! Pretty bush league of the NFL if they don’t announce it today
Matt Mosley 4.1 The good old days! I loved the band trips when I was in H.S. I got to go to Atlanta, Montreal and Quebec because of band trips. Good times were always had by all!
well apparently the Eagles held him out last night b/c they don;t think it will come through by next week
Take note of the “Greg Lewis” Effect on the WRs in this article. Glad he’s our WRs coach
H2O Along with the ‘extra’ for Gregory. I’m thinking that if neither gets announced this week, they aren’t going to.
if be fine with that, but I don’t think there’s any way Johnson doesn’t get suspended
Lane Johnsons suspension has been reduced by 1 game, for unknown reasons
Lupo I’m not so certain. If all he did was miss a test (which is the rumor), that’s a $25K fine. You have to miss 3 before you get suspension.
Who knows tho.
if you are in the program, one missed test is the same as a failed test
Lupo Not according to the CBA. Gregory was already in rehab when he missed the test (according to ‘;sources’). He had voluntarily checked into rehab, checked himself out for the weekend and missed the test.
Sir Squatch Frenchie! This is the same league the hit the Skins with the salary cap penalties less than 24 hours before free agency.
Chances that pay cut to Kory means he’ll be a backup now and Long will start at center?
I’m still riding shotgun on the Mack truck… Give me 4 running backs or give me death!
Mytee32 Good chance of it. He still knows where his bread gets buttered.
Fiversons No Spin Zone I’ve been a Kory supporter for far too long.
I was trying to do a final 53 in my head for the Eagles and I don’t think keeping 6 DEs is doable. Think I’d cut Braman and keep Smith for one last shot.
App almost did if again last night… I don’t know why big name schools even play them, especially week 1 anymore…
No chance you keep 6 for two positions. You could keep 6 and 4 dts, but that makes it tough on those dts that need more sub time.
I woke up this morning thinking about it, lol. I think I have a problem.
Oh and I’m officially on the no mas pantalones bandwagon. That dude blows.
H2O Well, you should do 25 on both sides. 10 DL leaves you space for 9 dbs and 6 LBs.
This needs to be on a continuous loop in the featured section.
http://www.nfl.com/videos/nfl-game-highlights/0ap3000000693244/Mack-Brown-highlights
H2O Exactly. Go 6 DEs. Let Panatale walk. Keep him on the PS if they like him so much
that’s what I asked for in the first place, I didn’t want any credit for it…I just thought it was hilarious at the time and thought it deserved a feature
Didn’t know you were an Eagles fan too.
I could never get into those movies. I enjoyed the first one the first time I saw it, but not something I’d watch again.
Maybe it’s me, but I don’t know what is encouraging about this at all
http://www.espn.com/blog/new-york/giants/post/_/id/47862/victor-cruz-has-a-moment-of-brilliance-in-nine-snaps-against-patriots
I just can’t get into any of the movies I can stream and figured I’d see if I manage to get more than 15min into any of them.
Lupo Honestly can’t remember a thing about the third one, and the only thing I remember about the 4th is the water skiers and doesn’t the shark crash through an underwater glass thing?
I thought Squatch was watching a Jews marathon and man does that sound dreadful. Yentil, Don’t Mess With The Zohan, Snyder’s List, and Munich…ugh.
the 3rd was Sea World, 3D, and crashed through the glass… 4th one was with no Brody, just his wife getting revenge, it was the worst of the bunch
Lupo Oh guess I confused those. Then I don’t remember anything about it. Was that in the Caribbean or something?
or Jews running a marathon.. oy vey this is a long trek..I hate to kvetch but my back is killing me
Brilliant!!!!
Play 7: This is the one to star. Cruz is opposite Butler, who is in his face at the line of scrimmage. Cruz makes a quick move at the line, gets a clean release and flies down the right sideline. He’s so open he raises his hand to try to get Nassib’s attention. Nassib doesn’t see him. He throws incomplete in the middle of the field to tight end http://www.espn.com/nfl/player/_/id/15707/larry-donnell. This could’ve been a big play if Nassib had seen Cruz open down the right sideline.
I thought about taking the joke in that direction but I lacked the shmeckel for the ganekticazoid.
Lupo The ones with Roy Scheider were great. Dennis Quaid & the mom? Not so much
Mayer, Goldwyn, Zanuck, Cohn, Warner. They’re all Jewish films.
HailBandG I hate most Adam Sandler movies, but for some reason, this one cracked me up.
https://twitter.com/Redskins/status/771704264662126592
why feature such and unproven player?
He likes to post some strange stuff from time to time…
Lol. I find it funny. Because the rapist will be getting their deserves.
Lupo Would be a very NFL thing to do, “We aren’t going to stop the rapists, but you women better start protecting yourself better!”
I’m probably Canada but whatevs
https://twitter.com/FieldYates/status/771684266833043456
is it the ” ?ref….” part that trips me up? then why does that show up?
Why haven’t we ever had a NT that can stop the run? The world will never know…
Can you all get this posting controversy figured out. It is really taking away from what is deeply cogent advice from Mr. Raff
As Squatch alluded to, I wonder if this means Long is our starting C now. Seems a “paycut” around this time of year = “take a paycut or we’re cutting you”
I’m not sure Long will be ready to go Week 1, but seems like if you take a cut for time based incentives, you’ve likely lost your job
Licky is dinged too. Shoulder I think. Give us Reiter or give us DEATH!
Lupo True but Licht is still possibly a starter, and even if he isn’t, he’d be our best backup C option
Lupo Yes. I usually just open the tweet and then copy the link shown and past it in. Look at how the link is displayed. Take out that extra url info like the ?ref stuff if you’re copying it from another source other than twitter.
The NFL not announcing suspensions yet is really messed up. I’d rather LJ miss the first 10 games. Have to have him for the team’s playoff run.
H2O I don’t expect them until this afternoon if there are going to be any.
I just wanted to imply the Eagles would make the playoffs honestly.
H2O Wasn’t he supposed to find out by last week? It’s kinda odd it’s taken this long
Said Jordan Matthews: “I can’t say enough. I really want him to be on this team. I think that’s the biggest compliment. I know he belongs in this league. I want him in that room with me and these receivers because I know he’s a great player.
http://www.phillymag.com/birds247/2016/09/02/paul-turner-eagles-preseason-cuts/
I think most of us agree with this.
It’s not. He’s an UDFA and the Eagles have been rumored to be in the market for WR help (cuts/trades). He has been a likely PS guy, but he’s making it difficult for them.
H2O Honestly didn’t think the Eagles were thinking that, thought he was near set to be in the lineup/starting this year
H2O Thanks for letting us know who the fuck you’re talking about.
But I did get that with Frenchie’s pick em link so I’m still batting 500.
I almost had a netflix and chill weekend. Wife was going to her dads for the weekend. I was all set. Then my fucking sister called and I have to go down there to see them because I wasn’t doing anything else. Now my wife will likely just be at her dad’s for a day… just fuck everyone!
Not at all. He’s fighting for the 5th spot. The Eagles are so young at WR, I don’t think Howie wanted him on the team this season and wanted to give him a year on the PS. He’s also really just a slot guy too so he’s limited. This is my thinking at least. There were rumors of them being in the market for more WR help too.
Tell sister you have hoof and mouth. Tell wife she has to spend time with her Dad. Tell self that this is all ok.
I hate that shit. You get all prepared mentally for a weekend of freedom and the BOOM!
Nothing like some chewy turkey bacon to start the day…
WHO WANTS TO GO SHOPPING???
The Chicago Tribune’s Brad Biggs reports the Bears are actively looking to trade ILB Christian Jones.
The Chicago Tribune’s Brad Biggs reports the Bears are shopping third-year DT Will Sutton.
The Chicago Tribune’s Brad Biggs reports the Bears have made it known 2014 second-round DL Ego Ferguson is available for trade.
The Chicago Tribune’s Brad Biggs reports the Bears do not understand how cut day works
he and Ferguson were drafted to be stalwarts of the line.. by the previous GM.. both have just been OK
Scheme aside, they couldn’t be any worse than what we have… Not sure if they would be worth their asking price…
Then I assume if they were worth a shit, they whimsy be trading them…
Ferguson was overdrafted, and Sutton isn’t a good fit for what the Bears are doing and hasn’t played well in the preseason. He was blocked out of the way on Isaiah Crowell’s 4-yard touchdown run in the first quarter Thursday.
I like it fried.. outside of that I usually only eat it on Thanksgiving.. so I feel ya
Except for bacon and thanksgiving, I am generally not a fan either…
Ok, I’m going to make an attempt at a 53 for the Eagles (what I would do). Sorry it’s long, but it’s kinda slow in here anyway.
QB (3) – Bradford, Daniel, Wentz
RB (4) – Mathews, Sproles, Smallwood, Barner
WR (5) – DGBoner, Matthews, Agholor, Huff, PT
TE (3) – Ertz, Celek, Burton
OL (9) – Peters, Seumalo, Kelce, Brooks, LJ, Wiz, Barbre, Tobin, Vaitai,
DE (6) – Curry, Graham, Barwin, Means, Smith, Braman
DT (4) – Cox, Logan, Allen, Hart
LB (5) – Hicks, Bradham, Kendricks, Tulloch, Goode, Gause
CB (6) – McKelvin, Carroll, Brooks, Rowe, Mills, Smith
S (4) – Jenkins, McLeod, Watkins, Maragos
ST (3) – Sturgis, Jones, Copperfield
Destiny makes it as the 5th DT… no Gause .. not sure about CJ smith, either.. I’d prefer him over Pantalones, but Doug keeps yapping about 4 TE’s
I just don’t have a lot of sympathy for thrill seekers…
BASE Jumpers are a crazy bunch, Wingsuits are a whole new level of insanity though
I get the jumping out of a plane but base jumping and wing suits is madness
For each team, the season will hinge on one guy’s success more than any other. These are the players—some big stars, some new faces, some under-appreciated contributors—who’s performance will make or break their club:Dallas: Travis Frederick, C New York Giants: Odell Beckham Jr., WR Philadelphia: Fletcher Cox, LB Washington: Jordan Reed, TEhttp://mmqb.si.com/mmqb/2016/09/02/nfl-team-team-pivotal-players
I’d rather keep Dillon Gordon personally, but I figured normal team construction would require a LB over another OL there.
I think you are correct about 9OL.. hopefully Gordon makes it to the PS.. like his potential.. would MUCH rather keep him over Pantalones
I disagree with Cox, that’s a cop out. It’s almost certain what you’re going to get out of him. I’d go with Hicks staying healthy and proving he is what we say in 8 games last season.
in most cases he just picked the best player on the team.. pretty weak by Benoit IMO
Kirk will make or break the Skins. If Reed is down Kirk still has 3-4 good passing targets.
Lupo For starters, his name is Benoit. You already know you can’t trust him.
Sir Squatch I think it was yesterday, I said Lee
H2O I sense a lot of snark and preparation for a day of slap fighting in this.
Anybody else see this? So strange. They gonna suspend him in the middle of the season?
I like to switch my shit up on occasion. Don’t know how some of you keep the same boring avi’s and names all the time.
I am not a fan of this but I wouldn’t get upset and Twitter rage over it…
I thought RCU lived in a ghetto on the west coast? Course, it’s not pizza crusts he was firing so, maybe it’s another skins fan.
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2016/09/02/shirtless-man-fires-corncobs-neighbors-house-using-potato-gun/89729848/
They have to wait till they get the B sample, then lane can appeal which takes more time or just take the suspension.
I’ll probably try it, but these type of beers usually don’t work, same for any bacon beer.
I’d take this guyMike RodakESPN Staff Writer
First major surprise Bills cut: LB Manny Lawson, source tells ESPN NFL Insider Adam Schefter.
http://www.livefyre.com/profile/35095510/ 30 minutes ago
sigh, my one joke…he’ll tell us he got the joke later on
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Nope not this time. It’s been a draining week. Brain is mush. Lacking poutine power
meh, i’d rather have coples. but wouldn’t want either.
Please go to a nice bar for your poutine. I can’t allow fast food poutine. Just can’t allow it.
fellow tripodee – looks like we have found our next Alshon. The Freshman RB looked pretty good too.
(I actually think he looks better than Alshon. reminds me of Demarius Thomas)
I guess those 5 National Championships don’t mean much anymore…
Is that a nice place or a fast food place? I am putting you on a strict poutine diet.
they benched him and put in the freshman. but the fucking kid can’t see past 10 yards so put orth back in and attacked them using the big WR
The other options stink or a frosh needs work. Jake Bentley will be good next year.
I was watching the Tennessee game so I didn’t see much of the SC-Vandy game but the highlights are not in Orth’s favor
So, most people know what I think about this, but can anyone make a rational, emphasis here on rational, case how a team missing it’s “all world” starting QB for 4 games (an all world QB I might add who has looked, at best, ordinary, during the preseason playing against scrubs) and whose replacement for those 4 games, has looked especially ordinary, a team that has maybe one of the worst OLine in the league, without it’s starting RB for at least 6 games, and who lost one of their best players on defense (Jones)
Seriously what is the rational case for them being even a contender’ much less actually appearing in the SB?
http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000694565/article/super-bowl-li-predictions-a-fifth-ring-for-tom-bradys-patriots
He actually had a nice 2nd half when the WRs stopped dropping everything. Edwards is good.
Justin – This guy is the hope. It’s between SC and Clemson to get him reportedly as he wants to stay in state and is a fucking monster. If Boom lands him look out. We’re back.
http://247sports.com/Player/Xavier-Thomas-81258
http://thesixersense.com/2016/09/01/forget-tough-philadelphia-76ers-fans-giddy/
Get yourself some Milroyhttp://imgur.com/XyaKAXN
Penguin wins with his extremely rational response.
Stop it. That’s not Milly. No way. That’s a wrestling manager…in NJ…for backyard wrestling.
The black and white tho is making him think it’s someone from his “movies”
Otsitheiceman While you’re at it, tell Keal he can go fuck himself with a rusty cactus.
I am glad to see everyone treating Shitrant to gifs. I slacked and didn’t have one ready. I have one ready now.
Forgiveness please.
Can you please tweet him for me and tell him I’d like to buy a used station wagon next time I pass through Fairbanks?
Frenchie! H2O I can’t wait until you have a gay Rueben Randle as your avi.
I don’t know but wasn’t us trading for Leary speculation around these parts.
Another spot I would change, drop vaeao. Keep Dillion from lsu.
Justin – looking at SC’s schedule I see 5-6 more wins if they’re lucky. 6-7 total wins would be a pretty good season all things considered. Next year I think they’re an 8 win team though when these frosh mature a little and given that next year’s class is rated pretty high.
Did they win last night? I was too busy watching the app game…
Damn… I swear they were down 3-10 most of the game it seemed… Good for them…
Tied it up in the 4th. The offense moved the ball well in the 2nd half. Our kicker is all-SEC and hit a 55 yarder to take the lead.
That’s the same day that you are an “ny sports fan”, right?
Has anyone seen Bill today? I hope he’s safe out there in the Gulf. https://twitter.com/MeninistTweet/status/771590382358437894
Always, all the time, 24/7, 365, for all eternity and beyond… even in victory, especially in defeat… even with shEli, ODB and without Cruz.
DallasCowboysSux You don’t really mean that. The zika has just gone to your head.
At this I can’t see the Cowboys trading McFadden for less than a 4th or possibly a better than average DE from a team like Seattle or Kansas City. Course, neither of those teams needs a RB but you understand.
http://www.dallascowboys.com/news/2016/09/02/mailbag-sorting-out-rb-logjam-did-showers-get-fair-shake
I remember bringing up a report earlier in the offseason that the new Eagles regime didn’t like Rowe that much. I was yelled at for it.
Frenchie! Are you going to do this nonsense every time the guy posts?
I don’t remember that, you probably said something stupid like hall is as good as a safety as Coleman/McLeod
Lupo Why? he sucks
BUT he does have a better ypc than Matt Jones…
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze Nope. It was an earlier report form ESPN that Rowe might not be on the roster this year. I was scolded for it
Well he’s on the roster, so scolding was appropriate.
It wasn’t funny until you explained it. Then I laughed. So hard.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze He might not be in 2 days….
Frenchie! Sorry bud, I wasn’t saying anything bad, in fact I was pointing out you are much better than the assholes who do this shit.
Beaster- Wentz better be good I’m being lazy. I’m entitled to that sometimes
Frenchie! Fair enough. You never got back to me on if you have any interest in Eifert. I’m looking to trade him because he’s going to be out for 2 to 4 games.
Titans dump Justin hunter and dgb in the same season.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze I don’t think Howie is going to look at Hunter. We already got the good WR in DGB
I remember being at a bar when he was drafted, a Titans fan happened to be there and he was, happily, losing his shit over drafting him. I hadn’t heard of him and had actually done some research on the wrs, which I took as a bad sign.
F it Cuz he’s been outplayed by pretty much every CB. CJ, Grymes…
ESP has reported this before and nothing came from it so take it with a grain of splooz. But it did take a while for him to pick up Schwartz’s system and he’s not the quick twitch type player I think he prefers. He’s somewhat buried on the depth chart so there may be some truth to it. Plus, he’s a Chip guy. They better get a decent return if they trade him.
Frenchie! Beaster- Wentz better be good The normal one. I got him and Jimmy Graham and didn’t draft a K so I need to do something by Monday to get a kicker on my roster. Figure I will shop Eifert cheap or have to cut somebody to get a kicker.
Kind of a dgb situation, new regime wants their guys also Rowe doesn’t seem to be a fit.
I have a good feeling about DGB. He knows he’s got to do the right thing now. Might end up another Cris Carter.
Beaster- Wentz better be good Gotcha. I gotta look at my TEs again.
Never thought much about the breakdown, but it “only” requires 125 yards per game to rush for 2000 in a season.
The odds on vegas against Elliott being able to reach that are 10-1. (Peterson is 9-1 and Guirley is 7-1)
I kinda like those odds.
http://www.bloggingtheboys.com/2016/9/2/12761732/dallas-cowboys-news-notes-dak-prescott-is-a-winner-but-wholl-be-his-backup
Was this same that said romo will be playing by week 3?
Were yo the shirtless guy shooting corn out of the potato cannon in RI? Or was that, your mother?
https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/771743269323702276
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Naming your sone Kain is brutal
Posting this because kempski/tire is a poet.
Aziz Shittu
Defensive tackle Aziz Shittu doesn’t stink. He was like a bull all night, or perhaps a Bull Shittu. He’s also a tough Shittu, and not at all like Ron Artest, as Shittu would never hit a fan. Shittu is also off the pot (can’t confirm he was ever on it) – he’s Shittu-fit. If the Eagles also had Shittu’s brother, Jack Shittu, they might have been able to give two Shittus for a receiver.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze I need to get this in hardback.
Manny Lawson? He was a first round pick by GMSM. Think he was released. Is he any good? I’d assume no.
Bills released OLB Manny Lawson.He’s the first “big-name” cut of the weekend as teams drop their rosters to 53. Lawson is reportedly facing a one-game suspension, but the Bills have said they’ve yet to be notified of it. Now, it doesn’t matter to them. It’s possible Buffalo brings Lawson back at a later date, but for now they’re moving on from the 32-year-old. Lawson proved capable in pass coverage last season.
Beaster- Wentz better be good “But I have a glandular problem”
(Said while penguin cries over his latest photoshop peice of “art”)
Lupo Blah, guess we don’t need him. Thought he was an edge player.
I don’t know, thought it sounded like he was a Mike. I clearly know nothign of him other than recalling his name.
penguinfarmer Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze LOL. That is disgusting. Penguin scat films presents……..
I’ve seen him listed as DE/OLB… but there was also word of him making signal calls too.. weird
But of course he does with a name like that. SMH https://twitter.com/NBCSports/status/771744520639688704
Lupo Between suspensions, injuries and cleaning house they aren’t going to have anyone left
Speaking after Thursday’s preseason finale, Rams coach Jeff Fisher said Jared Goff would be the No. 3 quarterback were the season starting today.In other words, Goff is the No. 3 quarterback, as there’s nothing he can do between now and Los Angeles’ Sept. 12 opener to leap Sean Mannion. Fisher gushed about Goff’s “progress” in the same breath, but the reality is if Goff had actually made any progress, he would be the starter, not third-string caddie behind a former undrafted free agent and 2015 third-rounder. However Fisher — who is on the verge of becoming the NFL’s all-time losingest coach — spins it, Goff has had a majorly concerning summer. He looks slight of build, confused on the field and unsure of himself in the huddle. He’ll be a budding calamity if he doesn’t make some quick progress after the Rams mortgaged their future to move up to No. 1 overall. Playing behind a bad offensive line with subpar weapons and even worse coaching, the deck is stacked against the Cal product, just as it was Sam Bradford.
Beaster- Wentz better be good
How can Kaepernick protest a country that has a special knapsack to keep your pizza slice warm?
“Only in ‘merica”
Milroy spitting truths. https://twitter.com/milroyigglesfan/status/771742666132303872
That was quick. https://twitter.com/clarencehilljr/status/771746668442226688
Beaster- Wentz better be good well, they did give up EVERYBODY on Sunday NFL Countdown
Lupo I’m voting for anyone who promises taco trucks on every corner
Mytee32 They all look horrible in Dak’s shadow….the question is whether Dak is real either. Won’t know until about week 4 or 5…
Beaster- Wentz better be good WTF is that he’s holding, a flip phone?
Beaster- Wentz better be good You see that Eric Reid on the 49ers and Jeremy Lane on the Seahawks didn’t either yesterday?
Obie Juan and Only Mytee32 Well, I’ll admit that he looks better than the first overall pick. But it is a team game and that contributes.
Frenchie! Beaster- Wentz better be good NFL trying not to intervene but I suspect they will soon. NFL kept Cowboys from putting a sticker on their helmut in support of Dallas police….
Frenchie! Yep, they are making this a thing now. Stupid as it is. Anyone who joins this movement will lose any possibility to pick up any commercial deals.
Fiversons No Spin Zone I’m all about diversity, but promise food trucks on every corner is a winning slogan to me
I’ve always heard gift the cost of your plate… I also work in the wedding industry and know peole are cheap as hell
To bad you didn’t read this before you bought RGIII’s gift.
Beaster- Wentz better be good I’ve said many times that using the anthem as the means to convey your message is not the best way to go because it will be misconstrued as against military, the flag.
Beaster- Wentz better be good Frenchie! I can admire someone that looks in the face of commercial issues and protests (althought I don’t admire anything about this). The NFL pushed hard (queitly) last week with the big stars responding in unison with ‘whatever we feel about the issue, the type of protest is wrong’….
Kaep moving to kneel down is an effort to make it untouchable. The NFL will move in and hit him where it hurt.
More interesting might be the position Kelly is in (racist) if he cuts him.
Team management might just want him on the shelf like RGIII or even cut. This issue may make that probable or impossible depending on how you look at it.
Mytee32 Obie Juan and Only Definitely, Dak is throwing from a recliner comparatively.
The Cowboys do appear to have an advantageous spot on the waiver wire this year (4th rights overall) but for their biggest needs (DE and LB) they still might as well be 32nd because the Browns and Chargers, who have substantially the same issues, get to choose ahead of them.
Still, with their weaknesses at those positions, SOMEONE that can help has got to fall to them right?
http://thelandryhat.com/2016/09/01/dallas-cowboys-upgrade-five-positions/4/
He would be a huge upgrade for the Skins. https://twitter.com/caplannfl/status/771748093041704960
Otsitheiceman
Good news : Yes.
Bad news : It is because their need is so dire there will be a lot of upgrades better than what they have..
Anyone thinking Chip might not cut a player over “racial” pressure, doesn’t know Chip Kelly.
Now the SF FO…. Very different story. Does anyone know what chip actually has control of?
Chip makes sure to mention in every SF presser that he does not control the 53
Mytee32 I am definitely an over gifter….I always give about 2x what I think the wedding cost per head.
Does the waiver wire reset when you pick someone off it or would they be 4th for everyone no matter how many they sign?
Fiversons No Spin Zone What a debacle this entire campaign season is. I don’t care who wins, I have to fly around the world and defend who these are the only two fucks ups we could come up with…
if a team claims a guy off of waivers, do they go to the back of the line like FFB? or do they always stay at their spot? can a team claim more than one guy at a time? tying to find these answers online with no luck so far
Lupo I just asked the same question below. I don’t know how it works. Is it rolling? Do they keep their draft slot no matter how many they pick? When does the waiver reset during the season? These are the questions I need answer to!
Mytee32 Only because other teams didn’t play starters much, what is his YPC?
Teams stay where they are for every player waived; Cowboys have 4th right of refusal for every player waived
so in theory Dallas could claim 4 guys and they get all 4 if no one 1-3 claims them?
it doesn’t but for some reason i think he is correct.. I remember reading it last year and thinking how dumb that is
I believe the order resets sometime during the year, can’t remember when.
Obie Juan and Only Mytee32 5.8
http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/stats/playersort/nfl/year-2016-season-pre-category-rushing
Obie Juan and Only I’m less interested in his stat line, more interested in him seeing running lanes well, breaking tacklers, blocking well in passing situations.
Teddy Bridgewater led the league in QB Rating with 141. Brutal.
http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/stats/playersort/nfl/year-2016-season-pre-category-passing
I’m not saying he is going to be the leader in anything… I would rather have a no named guy play well than suck in the preseason…
i’m just saying it doesn’t mean he’s capable of it in the regular season is all
Ryan Nassib was the 3rd leading passer in the preseaon last year lol
I’m just saying that Teddy was looking good in the PReseason. That’s all I was saying. So bitter and negative.
Mytee32 guess who led the league in preseason passing
Mytee32 If you look at each game:
7 for 28, 4 ypc
2 for 7, 3.5 ypc
11 for 43, 4.3 ypc
Very average….until he played against the scrubs…
19 for 149 for 7.8 YPC he looks unstoppeable.
He did have a good game with about 5 runs of 20 yards…
Mytee32 Dak looks even better when you sort by QB rating and compare…led in TD passes. Going to be a different story in regular season. Defenses will be through some confusion at him…
Consider also that Elliot is a rookie and is likely to make some rookie mistakes in picking up blitzes, etc.
H2O I looked at Kick and Punt stats to. I don’t know what the fuck Paul Turner does for your tema.
So the Cowboys made an offer, and now he’s out trying to get a better one. I still wish the Cowboys would have just upped their offer to Matt Moore before all this shit happened. The guy can win and if the dolphins wanted their best hope, rather than just their highest draft pick to win, Moore would be starting there.
http://www.espn.com/blog/dallas-cowboys/post/_/id/4753629/stephen-jones-austin-davis-remains-a-backup-qb-option-for-dallas-cowboys
See, Justin. Touchdowns. You should have came correct with “Who threw the most TDs”
He had the most catches numb nuts. All you had to do was sort by the first statistical category.
Obie Juan and Only Mytee32 Weird that the site doesn’t list Dak as a qualifier for TDs, you have to toggle to all players.
Otsitheiceman With Teddy down all the back ups are thinking they might be able to start…once the Vikes have thier man the Cowboys situation will resolve itself. I don’t think the Cowboys will be geting a guy that wants to compete to start. Who ever it is will be behind Romo and Dak in the pecking order until Dak blows up.
TBH I always liked Moore but didn’t he already have his chance to start? and you think you are that smarter than all the members of the Dolphins FO?
The Philbin regime drafted Tannehill. They just had to get him in regardless. He never “won” the job with his performance, and he sure hasn’t shown much since he’s been given the job. Moore is not great, maybe not even really good, but, to me, he’s still slightly better than Tanny.
Lupo Tied for second with most rushing TDs….
We are approaching Dak overload – overload.
I know he’s not Gase’s pick and they aren’t the ones who paid him…. but then you are smarter than Philbin is what you’re saying.. which, seems legit? lol
If they had Moore when Romo went down, they wouldn’t be considering playing Dak, no matter how well he has done in preseason.
Sir Squatch Titans waived G/T Jeremiah Poutasi, LB Curtis Grant, LB J.R. Tavai, OT William Poehls, and FB Sam Bergen.Poutasi was the 66th overall pick in last year’s draft and made six starts at right tackle as a rookie after winning the job out of camp. He quickly proved overmatched and was benched around midseason, playing just four snaps after Week 8. The Titans tried to move him to guard this summer, but he again proved incapable. Another team will take a shot on his size at 6’5/335
Sir Squatch Doesn’t look like he’d be a good center. I also looked at his combine profile and I’d say no. But he is a guard.
Yes. Philbin was the absolute worst coach in the NFL other than Marvin Lewis. And what I said was just true; Tanny got the job handed to him because he was a first round pick, and not because he outplayed Moore. And his performance since, is just not very good.
Otsitheiceman They did have Moore at backup, just the wrong one. Theirs has a broken leg.
Well you can’t be arguing that Philbin wanted Moore but was forced to start Tannehill right? And you can’t possibly be defending Tannehills performance, so…what is it?
Just arguing to argue?
Otsitheiceman I’m not enthralled with Matt Moore. He’s not a ‘must have’ as far as I can see. There are a dozen QBs that we could have that are just as good as he is
no, Agholor is your bust. DGB is just, going to disappoint you
Get ready for the document dump…..
Every major holiday the powers that be release information on the Friday before a holiday. Watch for big Hillary email dump or something followed by like a war or something on Tuesday so it never becomes news….
F it You don’t think this gov’t is beyond drop a few missiles into Syria as a distraction?
stupid, can’t just admit that we were right about the Titan’s new GM was cleaning house
Wow. I’d settle for you naming 3 who are available at the price we could have had Moore for.
Obie Juan and Only F it I just thought it was a funny comment. go on
you were right. you are still way overhyping DGB.
Obie Juan and Only
Hillary dump has already occurred — the emails she sent to her ‘followers’ that contained ‘marked classified’ info after she left State were revealed last week, not that the ‘mainstream’ media covered it.
Mytee32 Rutgers @ Washington is the game of the week. Rutgers + 26, take the points.
Going to see Temple v. Army tonight. My niece is a cheerleader for Temple. Its at the Linc.
Obie Juan and Only I’m thinking we will hear of the suspension of Lane & further suspension of Gregory today. If we don’t it may not happen
More relevant; Trump being funneled hundreds of millions of dollars by ‘Ze Russians, or Hillary sending emojies to her daughter? God the right wing is dumb
Doing that on purpose. I don’t think he’s going to explode, I’m just excited for him. Hence my enormous DGBoner.
Can we go back to discussing the merits of preseason stats?
Otsitheiceman Maybe the Clinton Foundation receiving $2 billion in donations, $700 million from foreign entities while his wife was SecState?
Obie Juan and Only F it
Dropping a few missiles in Syria is hardly distracting anymore. Nobody gives a shit about Syria (or the people getting killed there, after all, they’re brown people, right?).
If you want to create a distraction, you’ll have to drop some lead on Iran
Or or, Donald’s wife being an illegal alien? Or, or, Donald raping 13 year old girls? Or maybe,a Donald with the bomb?
Any of these?
ok, just don’t forget your enormous DGBoner if he sux and I troll you
Bill_In_FL Obie Juan and Only F it Fair enough…could be somethng else entirely…annouce Obama’s library location, his golf handicap pretty much anything the media will follow like lemmings over a cliff.
H2O Sure but I’m going to unfeature the other one so the pick um info stays up there
see, now you’re never getting a feature again lol
Otsitheiceman
You have concrete evidence that that occurred? There is concrete evidence that the Russians, Chinese, Saudis, UAE, etc have sent millions to the Clinton foundation AND that the ‘big business’ interests who also donated millions to the Foundation received preferential access to Dept of State & Dept of State sponsored events.
ESPN Stats and Information
Former Titans GM Ruston Webster drafted eight players on Day 2 during his four years as Titans GM from 2012-15. With today’s reported releases of Jeremiah Poutasi, Bishop Sankey and Justin Hunter, all eight of those players will not be on the Titans’ 2016 roster.
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Now this division has Ol Dirty Bastard and The Gay Bitch
F it https://www.clintonfoundation.org/contributors?category=%245%2C000%2C001+to+%2410%2C000%2C000
You know nothing….this is the CF website.
Gov’t of the Netherlands, Sheikh Mohammed H. Al-Amoudi, Norway, State of Kuwiat
Give it a break. Its fine to be stupid…but laziness is dangerous.
Yes. As I’m sure that you have some definitive evidence that ANY of those donations were a VIOLATION of some law? Rather than just trying to imply that rules et up by far right wing republicans, so as to enable their nefarious groups the ability to subvert this country, were broken.
He’s going to make it Rayne so hard it will be heard in the Dakota’s
that’s a joke cloister, don’t take me seriously
Funny, I didn’t see how ANY Of this violated ANY law. Guess that’s beside the point eh?
Mytee32 10 seconds…there are tons of foreigners. Hillary had the ability to influence billions in defense initiatives and US investment all over the world. Total conflict of interest.
Otsitheiceman Is that you standard? Everyone involved are lawyers…gee do you think they didn’t think of it.
How about SHAMELESS and CLASSLESS as a standard.
Justin is so jealous of Howie taking advantage of the new Titan’s GM.
LOL why would I be jealous of a guy with a worse rookie season than Terrance Williams…….someone you claim sux
Your DGBoner is just getting annoying, get that thing out of my face
I’m posting this not cuz of Kaep. But cuz of who posted the tweet
WOW
https://t.co/MQ2aFlr0Nm
lol but can’t do better than terrance Williams……got it.
Are you seriously fucking serious? The far fucking right wing in this country makes laws so as to ensure that their nefarious foundations can’t take PRECISELY these sorts of contributions, and God help the fucking democrats from saying fine, we’ll do it TOO. Cause then all he’ll will break lose.
These fucking slimy pieces of absolute trash hypocritical evil doers.
You want to tell me how Itizens a united got passed by the far right wing in this country? Do you have any idea what that decision means? Do you know that because Clqrence Thomas LIED about his wife taking more than $600000 from the CITIZENS UNITED AGROUP and voted on the case ANYWAY that his decision allows FOREIGN GOVERNMENTS ATO SPEND AS MUCH MONEY AS THEY HAVE TO INFLUENCE US ELETIONS?
Do you fucking know what that means?
Fucking bastard right wing jackoffs may they burn if fucking hell.
He’s played one year in the league Justin, with a rookie QB, and on a team that wound up with the top pick in the draft the following year. Get over yourself.
lol the afro is just……..funny…….we all know he’s trying to make himself look more black
get over myself? I’m just fucking with you. you are the one thinking you actually got a steal
It’s a free roll. Cost nothing to take a chance on a talented dude. It’s a great move by Howie regardless of the final result. Sorry you can;t admit that.
second year in the league, that is one of your dumber trolls in a while
Randle had 57 catches last year and 8 tds and you cut him because he had a bad preseason.
You cut him for DBG. I’m not ready to say it was a great move for Howie yet.
lol if Jerry did that, you would troll it. and you fucking know it.
RIP in pieces Titans roster 2015-2016. Gone at such a young age
If the great Jon Robinson didn’t want them, how good could they possibly be?
if he gave up a nobody for the 40th pick in the draft the year before? no I wouldn’t…you just say things like this to make yourself feel better
he built you a beautiful man made from straw, cloist.. be more appreciative
Lupo At least someone understood that I was posting this for the smoke show!
I’m more surprised he couldn’t get another Dennis Kelly for them.
This is going to be a wonderful long weekend. I’ve got the place all to myself and several LSU folks are coming into town to party.
someone just tried to create an Instagram account for me…. thought It was my sister, now its starting to come to me…..he is nuts….
http://www.livefyre.com/profile/112047099/ 17 minutes ago
Randle had 57 catches last year and 8 tds and you cut him because he had a bad preseason.
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No. We cut him because he stopped practicing & playing like he cared. He acted like a good mini-camp was all he needed to solidify a roster spot
he have little to no effort in games.. he deserved to be cut… but the stat line!
Justin tries so hard to troll a potentially very nice pickup by Howie while giving up squadoosh to take a chance on the guy. It’s sad.
Lupo
Meh. He’s was more than a serviceable receiver on the Giants. I understand why the Eagles cut him but he’s still better than most WR’s you have on the roster.
what’s your sisters Instagram? I could make sure it wasn’t her for you
the Eagles can’t scout him on what he did with the giants.. they have to go by what he did in practice and the games for them
I was talking with one of my co workers about kaep yesterday… He seems to think he has an identity crisis of some sort…
Lupo
He is lacking there. But if I was going to poach a WR from the Eagles last week it would be Matthews then Randle. After that, forget it.
It’s a possibility is all I’m saying… And fuck you…
The faggot had a near perfect life after being adopted at an age before a person has memories. Now he wants to pretend he feels the struggles of a black man because reasons.
well Randle was not the 2nd best WR on the roster this year, don’t know what to tell you
Maybe him and the fake black chick should hook up.
I’ve talked to a couple cops, they pretty much HATE him
dude, you slob on Howie’s knob over EVERY acquisition.
Lupo Yeah, well, one of their comments was, good luck when someone is breaking into the kaepernick residence
Lupo
Beyond Matthews, I don’t know who would be a solid #2. Throw a stick in the air I guess.
I know, I’m just saying that’s how they take it.
I know your super liberal. so I don’t expect you to agree with me. but Cops should absolutely feel disrespected and angry.
Justin, I’m gonna need your sister’s instagram if I’m going to get to the bottom of this caper.
their race doesn’t matter.. they are angry because of the pigs/cop thing and that is fine.. but be the bigger person.. don’t stoop down.. anger and revenge is dumb.. an eye for an eye leaves everyone blind
H2O don’t be like beaster dude. just stop.
I’ve hounded you for sister information long before you and beaster had your falling out.
I’m not arguing their right to be angry and disrespected… but to say things like “sure hope his house doesn’t get robbed” is childish and dumb and goes against what they signed up for and are paid to do
was it a video? one of mine got zapped yesterday by the LiveFyre monster
Fiversons No Spin Zone I don’t have time to find out. I’m going to try later
H2O see, this is part of why pisses me off about you……you see it as a “falling out” when most people here see it as a psychopath fucking with me.
dude is a psychopath.. you just have to ignore him, as simple and hard as that sounds.. he called me a pedophile last week… he’s a loser
I no longer support his posts by liking them if they mention u…
I’d have more sympathy for you if you just ignored him honestly. You seem to like egging him on then get all upset when he targets you.
Then he tells me that I’m scared of beaster simply because I don’t fight with him.
I said brother, he was going to be the steal of the draft this year… And I’m not backing away from it…
H2O Hope you make it to the toilet and don’t go full Splooz
If Kendall Fuller were a Cowboy, would he be:
A) their best corner
B) their best pass rusher
C) Dallas sux
or
D) all of the above
Nice and cool? No. Cooler than it’s been most of the summer, yes
it was more “who do you think he’s going to call when his house is broken into”
If the Washington franchise cut Kirk today, would he backup Dak or Showers, or Cole Beasely?
But seriously, there will be no one left on the Titans by tomorrow
Hopefully Scot can capitalize of their cast offs…
Sir Squatch McCluster now too?
Dear God. Their team will be full of 2016 draft picks & 5th graders
Otsitheiceman I’m assuming this is the political post, the system killed it for random reasons
If the Cows cut Randy Gregory, where would he go next?
A) CFL
B) Rehab(again)
C) Blunt ride with Rolando McClain
D) Dallas sux
or
E) All of the above
I don’t see any issue with any of the Titans cuts
Justin, something to think about over the weekend. Beaster has been beaster for a long time now. You got along with him just fine until he messed with you recently. Don’t get mad at others simply because they’re not taking sides when you never cared before.
Justin sometimes starts it with Beaster, but Beaster takes it waaay to far into…
H2O I’m just saying, Cloister. We’re buds, but it absolutely blows my mind why you stick up for that dumbass
#InJayWeTrust H2O I don’t think he’s sticking up for Beaster. Just saying that you know how he can be & that one should be able to handle the ish he does by now.
Fiversons No Spin Zone I’m getting back to cutting down on swearing
Fiversons No Spin Zone He’s an asshole and goes out of his way to annoy people. It also blows my mind when you like his dumbass posts, including making fun of Justin’s deceased mother
it’s a sports blog injay. People are going to argue. Many won’t like one another. If people hate somebody enough, be a big boy and ignore them. Don’t keep egging them on and then getting upset when they attack you. It’s not really that difficult
Fiversons No Spin Zone He started posting on an American Football blog as a fan of the Dallas Cowboys under the alias “Weech”?
H2O There’s a BIG difference between arguing about sports and what he does. I do ignore him, but when Justin gets upset at the stupid shit he says, it’s not Justin I’m gonna blame
I didn’t like that post… I think that’s awful… And I don’t like his anti redskin or any honorary tripod members…
Fiversons No Spin Zone If you say so Fives….but you encourage his stupid behavior
I’m not sure how liking his dumb memes encourages anything…
Fiversons No Spin Zone because he’s a child, and liking his stupidity his a positive reinforcement for him to keep going. you’re a dad right? you should know this
U are asking me to stop doing the very things I do on here… At this point in my blogging career, I’m not sure I can change…
I blame Justin for not ignoring him at this point. He even goes out of his way to insult him. Not sure why he does that
Fiversons No Spin Zone you need to look deep inside yourself Fives. it’s for the good of the blog. sing it with me, “I’m starting with the man in the mirror…..I’m asking him to chaaaange his ways”
He does, there is no denying it… He can’t help himself…
Frenchie! #InJayWeTrust H2O Beaster is an ass….what ever he did he brought it on himself….
OK I’m out.
Work is done & I got to get junior from football practice
Later
#NoMasPanataleOn53
Frenchie! I can’t help but to read this as No More Pants in spanish. Which is fine if you weren’t picking up your son from practice.
honeybadger23 Is there less subtitles in the new season
H2O when you say shit like this, it makes me wonder if YOU are beaster.
“Why does everyone speak fucking Spanish in this show?@?@?@”
I admit I fuck up by responding. and by providing him with my personal info.
doesn’t change the fact that he’s a psycho and that injay just pwned you two
I figured now would be when the majority of the cuts happen… Not a lot of action so far…
Wowzers
Hackenberg stat line!
11 of 31att for 54yds!!!!!!
This mother fucker threw 31 times and got only 11 completions for 54yds!
How is that possible…..on week 4 preseason game. This is as easy as the competition will be for him.
Edit (in 5 minutes)
I agree… He takes it way too personal and far… It’s not right at all…
F it Looks good, might be the first new show I watch in a long time
god I hate that fucking show, my sister always watches it, SOO fucking stupid.
Fiversons No Spin Zone I honestly don’t know. hard to explain based on the previews. it seems like a mixture between a western, the others, and some sort of sci fi human-test
I would never watch it… The best survival show was dude, you’re screwed… But is got cancelled, not sure why…
I don’t use one, but never had an issue with the ones I’ve used
aaron murray released. andy couldn’t fleece someone else.
My new wedges did not treat me kindly today. 4 balls lost! Unacceptable.
I play a better round when I use a Driver and pitching wedge and putter the whole time. versus a full bag. no clue why
I can hit my driver, woods, and wedges well but man I can’t hit an even number club to save my life.
No but I love playing them whenever I find them. I play Callaway Warbirds and Pro V1s.
But not too much… Then u might as well just drive he Cart and watch…
Punny. Yeah…I’m muhney with the 5, 7, and 9 but can’t hit the 4, 6, or 8.
I rage quit a golf course like a motha. SKA aint seen shit
9 holes (3 lil sumptins) is my limit. Everytime i’m drinking and decide to hit the back 9 I’m terrible.
splooz LOL That’s funny. I had the same problem for a long time. It’s purely psychological. You probably learned how to play gold with a starter set of clubs like I did, where all you had were odd-numbered clubs.
A 6 pack a round is a good number to have… I just have a hard time sticking to it… I play well holes 3 through about 16…
Why does everybody hate him? I actually like him when he fills in on pti…
Aaron Murray might be a Cowboy. He was a a target when he was drafted andCows are #4 on the waiver wire
<--This guy wishes he was the pizza crust. Didn't they just sign a QB?
Maybe. The 8 has come around a bit but that 6 is the fucking worst.
U should try a hand wedge, it’s much more accurate…
Yeah but he was just for the game really. I believe if they get the chance Murray will be the backup.
Sir Squatch <--This guy wishes he was the pizza crust. Johnny Football.
Sir Squatch F it Skip getting laughed at in a black barbershop for calling Tony Romo a top 5 QB isn’t post-worthy?
Maybe this is CFL but we were discussing recently. Garrett is the only one listed who’s seat is “warm” (3 out of 5). Jay and Pederson are cool seats (2 out of 5) and McAdoodoo is cold (1 out of 5). Not really sure the difference between Ben and Doug but whatever.
http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/page/32for32x160902coachesjobsecurity/nfl-rating-every-head-coach-job-security-entering-2016-season
Maybe he wrote this before the 3rd preseason game…http://www.espn.com/nfl/team/_/name/dal/dallas-cowboys
Jason Garrett: 3
Garrett is 40-40 since becoming the Cowboys’ full-time head coach, and he has just one playoff appearance. He has attempted to rebuild the Cowboys on the fly and has had some success, but he needs to win and he will have to do it withouthttp://www.espn.com/nfl/player/_/id/5209/tony-romo for a few games. Last season’s 4-12 finish can be excused, but Garrett won’t be able to use a prolonged Romo absence as the reason why the Cowboys didn’t win in 2016. Owner Jerry Jones has been patient with Garrett, but if the Cowboys flounder this season, that patience could run out, even with three years remaining on Garrett’s deal. — Todd Archer
splooz I don’t see Garrett getting blamed for much. He and the his team have put the Cowboys on track from the horror that was the JJ draft days and cap issues. They have a few more years to go but the team is on the right track.
#InJayWeTrust I thought they would all be at the big game of the weekend Rutgers – Washington St.
F it Sir Squatch Since he has the third highest QB Rating of all time seems fairly hollow…
<--This guy wishes he was the pizza crust. I think they are looking for someone to occupy space. If Dak isn't real there isn't a lot of chance they make the playoffs. Better to go 4-12 again.... JJ doesn't care the seats are sold.
Fiversons No Spin Zone I think his hair is racist. He is using his hair as a charactiture of the stereotypical black figure of the late 60’s early 70’s black power movement as portrayed in white movies when actual hair of the time for young African Americans was not the exaggerated afro.
The guy is flat out racist.
Jerry Jones is still the GM and outside of taking 1st round OL that have panned out they’ve had a pretty terrible draft track the past 4-5 years. Their cap continues to also be a bit of a mess comparatively which has prevented them from being players at really any level in FA for a while.
While I concur that this is more GM’s fault than HC’s I don’t see Jerry taking any blame.
Eastern NC is underwater. My folks just send me a pic of their street and it looks like they live in Venice.
I don’t see all the fuss about chubb. he’s not in the same league as Fournette or Cook imo
Most think he’s damn good. Good enough to beat out other potentially good college RBs like Michel and Marshall last year.
F it One of the best last names to come out of the draft in the past decade
splooz def don’t see all the fuss about michel
DallasCowboysSux I’m starting to feel like you do this whenever I arrive. you do, don’t you?
I just heard a Trojan commercial narrated by some rapper named little dickey, and I regret the day I signed up for Pandora…
Probably does… One of the most punch able voices I have heard in a long time… Rivals Cruz’s face…
Sounds like someone with Down syndrome with a lisp… (Love u Down syndrome folk)
My maid is here cleaning and I can’t stop farting extremely loud. This is awkward as fuck.
What does that mean? All the other rappers are liars?
Tell her u have something extra for her to clean up…
She asked to clean my office so I went outside and hid. Colin Kaepernick needs to protest on her behalf. I’m oppressing her…with my asshole.
H2O First you’re Lee, then you were Cox, now you’re Hicks, this is too damn confusing.
Dongtavious Steelwang Yes. In similarly timed news, prohibition ended
https://twitter.com/PFF/status/771847173403185153
Means could be a starter on the Cowboys
So since the NFL didn’t suspend anyone, guessing they won’t before week 1?
Cheers from LAX KNUCKLEHEADS. heading to Vegas for my draft. Peace!
You need to watch Narcos, if only to see the ass on the woman who play’s his wife.
Got damn.
I wonder what the Eagles could get for Rowe. I don’t think they could get a player for him that’ll equal his value. Mid round pick maybe. Hate to see him go but has to be done
https://twitter.com/JaysonBraddock/status/771896534317142016
Bradford for a second. Get it done Howie!
Tire148 Thought about this the other day, but the money would be a big issue
Tire148 Because there is a salary cap, and unless the Eagles agreed to still eat Bradford’s cap hit, the Vikings don’t have enough room
They’re actuary close to the cap? That’s surprising. Going to see who they are paying
Tire148 I haven’t checked, but Bradford’s hit is more then $10M right? Not many teams have that much free cap space
Tire148 I believe it’s $13M. I could be wrong. Of course, if the Eagles find a way to just eat his cap hit, then it could work
Tire148 it would make a ton of fucking sense. Bradford is nothing special but neither is Teddy IMO. He could take that team to the playoffs.
You’d just have to hope he doesn’t break but you’re right that team is well built
Tire148 Yea, that is the risk with him. Also, would be tough for him to learn the playbook a week before the season starts
This year’s RB class is absolutely disgusting(in a good way). McCaffrey, Forunette, Cook,CHUBB. Ridiculous
#InJayWeTrust Tire148 Would only cost the Vikes $7mil (Bradford’s guaranteed salary this year). It’s a bigger issue for the Eagles as far as the cap goes I think. If they trade Bradford they eat $11mil in dead money but the overall cap savings would be 1.5mil. He’d cost the Vikes $17mil in 2017 ($13mil salary + $4mil roster bonus)
Not sure why they would trade the only QB on their roster who has played worth a damn. Do they really want to go into the season with Daniel as their QB?
Tire – I disagree that trading Rowe has to be done and I wouldn’t be thrilled at all trading him for a mid round pick. At worst he’s great depth and a good special teamer. If the Eagles defense plays like I think it’s capable of, Schwartz might not even be the Eagles DC next season and who knows what the next DC will want out of his CB/S groups. Rowe has too much talent and is locked in for the next 2-3 years on a cheap rookie deal.
https://twitter.com/BurgundyBlog/status/772054987463598080 Wasn’t this guy talked about a lot here?
Always, all the time, 24/7, 365, for all eternity and beyond… even in victory, especially in defeat… even with Dak, Deez and Elliott…
https://twitter.com/john_keim/status/772070776178675712 This should make Skins fans day. Lol
https://twitter.com/EliotShorrParks/status/772073700677914624 If the Eagles do this, who is their QB? Wentz?
<--Hamwallet Due primarily to the fact that they were having trouble fitting his name on the back of a jersey
Lol. I don’t think Wade wanted that tweet to be public. He just deleted it. Maybe there’s something to it that he’s actually heard
Idk but the season gets much more interesting if that’s the case
If Howie trades Bradford with that contract and gets Minny to pay for it like Titans and Miami….He should be in the running for exec of the year.
If you give him free rein to make transactions he’s as good as it gets. He just needs to own the draft the same way
The Romo response to Cliff Avril is classic #9 and the reason why he is one of my all time favorite Dallas Cowboys
Though, and this isn’t a troll, their season takes a turn for the worse IMO. Sam is your most established QB. Your Defense should hold its own. But the offense….well.
Be nice for you if they actually had one decent RB on the roster
Yeah. The fans threatening Avril over that hit are classless idiots. It wasn’t a cheap shot and Avril didn’t try to hurt Romo intentionally
<--Hamwallet It is truly amazing how many idiots there are out there --- and that their vote counts just as much as ours.
https://twitter.com/AdamSchefterhttps://twitter.com/AdamSchefter
Minnesota Vikings are trading for Eagles’ QB Sam Bradford, league sources tell ESPN.
Wade Phillips out Schefty’d Schefty. Lol
DallasCowboysSux
I guess there’s somebody at the top of the 2017 draft you want? Oh wait ….
What the fuck? Watch it be AP. Lol
Fiversons No Spin Zone
If they did it will most likely be a 20+ pick. With Bradford the Vikes could be pretty good.
Did Howie pull a Jerry and Jimmy? Lol
<--Hamwallet Apparently not https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/772080601373347840 Sam Bradford and Adrian Peterson are reunited again, like they were at Oklahoma.
Bridge water injury has to be worse than expected to give up that much for Bradford
We know what happened when he reunited with another former Oklahoma RB. Lol
Who fucking cares
This division blows and we got a 1st for Bradford
Well Eagles fans, I gotta say it. Howie forked some damn skulls this morning.
Yeah, not overly thrilled with that aspect of it. But you have to make this trade.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
A fucking first rounder for Bradford? Does Howie have pictures or something?
Yeah their offense will likely not be good this year. But you have to give them some credit for pulling off all these trades for better comp.
Murray, Maxwell,Alomso,Kelly,and now Bradford.
Great move again by Eagles, although obviously luck played a giant role. Also a decent move by the Vikes since they have a contender with a decent QB. Hard to believe they didn’t try to get someone like the kid from Cinncy for cheap cause he might be better for them, but I can see the argument because they want to win this year.
Still, a first round pick, even a low one, is a lot to pay for a one year rental.
Eagles are apparently giving up this year though cause without Sam, their options aren’t real good.
Browns have to be pretty happy with the news. Don’t rule out Eagles claiming a QB off waivers
Otsitheiceman Luck had nuttin to do with it… it was all Howie.
Well the luck was Teddy getting hurt. For the eagles anyway.
Howie was pissed that Justin was laughing that we didn’t have a first round pick with the draft in Philadelphia next year.
Never piss off Howie.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze if you give up the #1 pick Justin will probably still be laughing tho
If I were a eagle fan, I would just be happy to have a first rounder since you are hosting the draft..
Eh, don’t care. Also with our defense I don’t think we give up a top 5 pick.
We got more than we paid for Bradford. Nothing else matters.
Why the trade happened?
1. Wentz must be closer to 100% health than we know
2. Speaks to how the team feels about the division
3. The compensation received
4. Bradford was a goner after the season
HOWIE > ALL
Frenchie! lol, I doubt this has to do with ho Philly views the division. No disrespect, but you’re not winning shit with Chase Daniel at QB. The trade is great for Philly, but it sacrifices this year, if it wasn’t being sacrificed already
Fives – is our bet void now? I’ll honor it if you want, but seems kinda silly.
So, now that we’ve beaten that to death, assuming Wentz is healthy, who starts for the Eagles?
Null and void… It would be stupid to keep it going…
We shouldn’t with the division this year
But Giants suck, lol Cowboys are starting a stripper. And the Skins have a tough schedule
You don’t think Howie took in to consideration the state of the nfce when making this trade?
This isn’t Scot, Howie isn’t a drunk.
Did not see that coming. Great compensation, but Chase fucking Daniel and rushing Wentz I don’t like.
If Wentz is healthy, I wouldn’t be the least bit surprised if he starts game one
No one is rushing Wentz.
Another chase is in Philadelphia to lead us to greatness…
Well I’m glad I didn’t place a bet on the Eagles then. This seems like full rebuild mode.
Bit of a surprise, but he did play well the last 2 games
Master Tesfatsion @MasterTes 31m31 minutes ago
Hearing Austin Reiter made the team as well #Redskins
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze I think he made the trade because it’s good for the future. It has nothing to do with this year. Chase Daniel fucking blows
I would… He won’t be and he isn’t ready… They aren’t making much noise now this season anyways… No need to rush him…
Dongtavious Steelwang Yea I saw that. Gues Lanier made the team. Keeping the young guy w/ upside over the old vet
Thats surprising… But it makes sense knowing they cut leribus..
Well Wentz probably won’t be healthy. And even if he was, he has had part of 1 game in preseason to get ready for the NFL so… Yeah he’s not starting.
So, assuming the Eagles aren’t going forward with chase and Wentz alone, who are they going to look to bring in?
I hear Vick is still available.
Anyone see Wade Phillips tweet out the Bradford trade and delete it minutes before it was confirmed
Dongtavious Steelwang Wade Phillips and Chris Cooley, confirmed NFL Insiders
No but how the fuck did he find out about it
He is a coach, I assume he’s in on the rumor mill and maybe San was who the Broncos are looking for and they got rejected because of this trade and Wade are wasnt supposed to say shit
On the bright side we only have to really contend with NYG for the East now.
splooz Ehhhh. Dallas is good enough to hang around even w/ Romo out
The entire trade hinges on Wentz and the ability of Pederson to develop him
This trade didn’t change that… Everything hinges on that…
Ummm, everything hung on Wentz anyway. So nothing changed.
They just traded away their best QB. That’s not a move a playoff contender makes. Especially with the QB’s on their roster now.
I said it before this move, because he’s just been an absolute wizard this off season, and this is just icing on the cake, but Howie’s GM of the year trophy has already been made, and put away until the ceremony.
People are going to stop Delong with that guy. As the Donald says “all you guys are good businessmen being Jews and whatnot
U keep saying the same thing after me but neglecting to like my posts in the process… Very rude…
Frenchie! I’m not picking any Eagles pass catcher, considering their QB
I don’t like your post on principle. Also, quit stealing my lines.
Chase Daniel: “oh shit, I’m the man now!”
*looks at preseason tape*
“…oh shit I’m the man now.”
How turrible would it be if Bradford got hurt with the Vikes?
They don’t exactly have a great oline.
Honestly, I low-key felt Bradford was still pretty good. I hope this is the year he puts it together
It was… Fell right in Howies lap, but kudos to him for pulling it off…
Makes plenty of sense. They’re guys we already drafted and will be cutting first now.
I know a lot of shit can change, but it feels even worse knowing that your team is rebuilding this season just before week 1 hits
Remember when we traded up for Wentz and I joking called him White McNabb because of the symmetry in situation?
If the Eagles are sitting below .500 after 10 games, the Wentz show begins
Balee Dat
Part of me would be ok with that because we’d have nothing to lose at that point
So Wentz is basically costing us a 2018 2nd rounder?
In important news…surprised we cut Cullen Jenkies. I thought he was a lock. Maybe we resign him after week 1.
Why wouldn’t the Eagles start Wentz the first game, assuming he’s healthy? It sure wouldn’t be because Chase won the job but maybe a Peterson just wants to give Chase the chance to be a starter?
Great trade for Philly…..that really ruins my predictions…I dont see Philly winning more than 7 games with Chase or Wentz
Cowboys should sign him just to complete the division tour for him
Because you are ASSUMING he’s healthy.
Get that yet?
Also, Wentz has had part of 1 preseason game to get ready.
Why do you continue to ask the same question over?
honeybadger23 Yea, they might have the worst offense in the league now
Quit beggin, you are embarrassing yourself
They’ve got the DL talent to be like the 00’s NYG. Their def could be nasty.
Don’t ask the same question over again when you’ve already been given the answer.
honeybadger23 Yea their D could be really good. But their talent on O is just putrid
8-8 is the ceiling for the Eagles now
Chase isn’t going to win us games
5-11 is the floor imo
All you need is to be excellent on defense. Denver won last year with the worst QB play in the league.
I’ll start editing my posts so you will like things like,
Duke sucks, fives gets pegged by Hillary and loves it ect
It’ll look much better than it is with that DL rushing the QB.
Week 1 preview: RG3 sacked into dust and Chase Daniel getting lost on the way to the stadium
Eagles 67 Browns 3
Ah….well, maybe that would mean that now I’ve got to ask the question another 4 tems, at least, so you realize that what you think anyone ought to do or not do is irrelevant to what they do.
Ok confirm to everyone that you are in fact a dumbass.
Frenchie…not in any universe is it the skins division to lose. That is one of the most laughable statements ever
They were middle of the pack in passing yards and even lower in rushing yards.
I’m not saying Philly is going to win the SB, Im just not counting them out of it completely.
Eagles starting QB week 1 (assuming Wentz and Vick are healthy)?
Wentz
Vick
Chase
Vote early, vote often.
As defending champs and dancing over Romos shallow grave, it kind of is
Meanwhile, Chase Daniel will be somewhere throwing footballs.
Burton takes over as QB. Leads us through a magical year. Howie trades him at the end for ALL THE DRAFT PICKS.
I predicted this earlier. I can agree with keeping him over Cullen. Like his upside
Master Tesfatsion @MasterTes 2m2 minutes ago
Hearing DE Anthony Lanier made the team. #Redskins undrafted rookie out of Alabama A&M.
@ Frenchie
I honesty don’t think y’all win close to 8 games now… I have y’all pegged at around 6…
DAK and Tony will be the perfect combo to bring the division title back to big D
Was Jenkins a late cut by some other team? He came in pretty late for a chance at making the team if he was coming off the street.
Good for him… He has some nice bald batted down… Huge guy…
Tony is no guarantee to be healthy, and you’re hitching your wagon to a rookie who did well in preseason
I had us Eagles and bna around 8… And y’all at 10 before all the injuries…
Jonesy had it 2 hours ago
https://twitter.com/MikeJonesWaPo/status/772069519930093569
Sam MonsonVerified account @PFF_Sam Sep 1
Anthony Lanier had a big game for Washington last night. Stood out at camp when we were there. Looks a good player to me.
8-8 would be a miracle
9-7 and missing the playoffs would be just the right amount of hope and suffering though
Fucking Minnesota. Way to take a dump on the trolling of Eagles fans during the draft next year
a first round pick is pretty nice for a mediocre QB who wasn’t part of the teams future plans.
jesus
It was an actual rape. Howie should be arrested. Zimmer is probably in a dark bathroom crying in a cold bathtub.
There should be a hotline you can call to report acts like this
Minnesota is very desperate. Lol Jesus.
Holy fuck.
Howie’s knows voodoo.
Welp, I hope the Vikes protect Bradford.
I wonder how much this fucks our cap, this year.
Next year’s cap should improve.
Sure am glad I didn’t make the bets I was going to make on the Eagles at 6-1 to win the division.
Sam was a big part of why the Eagles COULD have been in the hunt. Without him their chances significantly decrease.
Chase needs to change his name to Chase Sandcastle
Time to start drinking. You all have a wonderful day on this great day of celebration.
i feel bad for the Vikings. Eagles exerted their will upon and inside of them, and they enjoyed it.
I woke up still drunk, and now the drunk shall continue
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Remember this
Chiefs had double digit win seasons with Alex Smith
Not comparing Chase to Alex. But still….
Not really related to your statement but I still think Alex smith is garbage.
Alex smith is at least accurate and competent and has won a playoff game
Chase won the backup QB lottery and now has to start
Idk if this was mentioned but the Eagles can get one of the STUD RBs with their first round pick. Pederson better make Wentz, Ertz, Matthews, DGB, Agholor combo work. Let the RB do work.
1999: Pederson then McNabb
2016: Chase then wentz
Brace yourself
How’d you like to be Doug Peterson right about now? I guess this means he’s got at least 3 years unless Lurie just really fucks him.
Everyone forgets his years of shittiness in SF.
Tire148 Ehhh. If Philly picks in the 20’s, Cook/Fournette/McCaffrey will be gone by then
Otsitheiceman how long was Reid in Philly?
That’s what Dougie has to start
Doug knows not to mess with jeff’s Christmas party.
2 things you are forgetting Injay.
1. Rbs always drop.
2. Howie
With a potential top 10 defense, Eagles will have a punchers chance in the division
Skins are the favorite even with the Beast Curse
Howie would at least know what a trade deficit means and how it would have nothing to do with Mexico being happy to pay for a wall
Its a 2 horse race out of the gate. Sams a good fit for teddy by comparing stats D still wins games
Dr Rypper MD I don’t care what others think.i don’t like the Giants chances and still think they finish in the division basement
I dunno, word out of Vikings camp was that teddy had taken a huge step forward. Major loss for them.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze he’s talking about our division
Sam can’t be happy right now. He’s going to a new team where he will, hopefully, only be there for a year.
Doesn’t look like teddy will be ready in one year if at all…
F it yes
If stripper can go .500 sans Romo, Dallas will be in prime position to win the division
For such a positive person, a dirty fucking liker, you are way to negative.
Leave it to Howie to mortgage a season for a first round pick
Daniels is horrible. Wentz is nowhere NEAR ready
There is no way they make this trade if they think teddy is only out one year…
His playoff chances have improved though and Teddy may never be ok.
https://twitter.com/jeff_mclane/status/772096591691968513
Ok shitrant, remember tho it still says “if healthy”
I have to believe that, if it was doable under the cap, that the skins wouldn’t have demanded more than the Eagles got to trade cousins.
Frenchie! Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze lol why would you want Daniels to start?
I wouldn’t want Daniels to start because no one with that name plays for the Eagles
F it Frenchie! Cuz we have to put the development of wentz first
I included that proviso several times. Your reaction was way to over the top for a legitimate question.
Kelly
Wentz vs Griffin week 1. lol NFL gods do have a sense of humor
I pointed out that you were assuming he was healthy and that he hasn’t had much experience.
How is that over the top?
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze youre being really gay about that right now
You don’t even know what you said or you don’t understand the things you say. Learn.
Your being really dumb about that. It’s daniel, pretty easy name.
you know who really loves this trade? Cleveland…..
might have the first two picks in the draft lol
Eagles definitely asked themselves if they still think that they can compete sans Bradford before making this trade
I don’t know what I said?. Ok let’s check
First time you asked the question:
Well Wentz probably won’t be healthy. And even if he was, he has had part of 1 game in preseason to get ready for the NFL so… Yeah he’s not starting.
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And no one cares about Cleveland. Oh and Eagles still > Cowboys
Seems to be almost exactly what I just said above.
They weren’t turning down a 1st and 4th for Bradford even if they knew they were going 0-16 this year.
In part, but if the skins would have been smart, THEY would have trade their starter for this deal.
Lol. I think the deal was just too good to pass up.
I told you guys the Eagles were shopping Sam and Chase for a 1st and people here said no way. We not only got a 1st but also a conditional 4th for Sam. All hail the great Howie .
<--Hamwallet no doubt I'm not a fan of Daniel either But I think division outlook played a part
https://twitter.com/JimmyKempski/status/772099947307106304
Good point me. Room for another defender
Right… Because we haven’t been talking about how weak this div is all offseason
It makes them feel better about things Justin. It’s a way to dog whomever does win the division.
Lol it clearly happened while you rage quit
splooz I’m not
8-8 is the best I think we can do
But it’s not like I look at the other teams in their current state and see them much better.
Skins division to lose. After that it’s a toss up
Remember when Scott got fired from Chip ?
Fiversons No Spin Zone Justin is so mad that we got a 1st and a 4th for Sam and still have 2 better starters than Dak.
A worse Skins team managed 9-7 last year. NY and DC are both improved.
Tire148 fully expect to hear that Wentz will be ready to backup Daniel week 1 and is 100% healthy
https://twitter.com/CharlesRobinson/status/772095432847527936 So it’s Wentz then? Not Daniel.
Fiversons No Spin Zone me too
But Charles Robinson has been right more than once this week
He said more players would sit the anthem. And he was right
He has good sauces
If the Eagles went this far, say a team offered them a first for peters, do they take it?
Here’s what the Duffsterr tweeted. I know some of you didn’t get your share of the Duffmeister. https://twitter.com/Eagles/status/772084355216838656
And a team wasn’t going to offer a first PLUS for Bradford either right?
More from the Duffster. https://twitter.com/fduffy3/status/771756869476028416
So the Eagles might of gotten the second overall pick for the 13th overall pick, Kiko Alonso, and Byron Maxwell
Otsitheiceman I think we would just like I said we would get a 1st for Sam or Chase. The clowns in here said we wouldn’t get that as well.
Man, if this was my FF league the Commish would void the trade.
Can Goodell do that?
They couldn’t even veto my zeke for odb trade.
Keep this tag for a bit fuws. Much funny.
Michigan wearing Jordan uni’s. interesting
https://twitter.com/jlbfromdvm/status/772101541566316544
Posting this because it’s the Wire.
Beaster- Wentz better be good Not photoshopped. I can tell.
it’s being reported it’s a 4th rounder in 18…your point is still a very valid one
This trade benefits the NFL. Philly now has a 1st rounder in the draft they are hosting.
Hearing it’s a conditional pick that could get as high as a 2nd rounder.
damn y’all have a young and inexperienced passing offense now.
They are going to struggle on offense this year for sure…
Fiversons No Spin Zone i feel bad for sproles
Bradford’s 40.5 QBR is 4th-worst (min. 30 starts) since he entered the league in 2010.
Only Gabbert, Henne and Sanchez have been worse.
Im hear to repeat and defeat all notions of the beastcurse
Remember Howie pulled off that Kolb trade. This is nothing new for him.
only if Wentz blows. but right now looking like Howie fleeced Minny
Master Tesfatsion @MasterTes 52s52 seconds ago
#Redskins rookie QB Nate Sudfeld has made the 53-man roster. All signs were pointing to the team keeping 3 QBs
I think it’s a great trade regardless of how good Wentz is. Bradford wasn’t going to be here after this season anyway.
How can he start week 1 only playing a half in the preseason? Not sure I love this idea even though I’m excited to see him in there.
if wentz blows. Bradford would be needed. how does that not make sense.
I don’t get it either… Makes no sense to me at this point…
Bradford would have played this year and then traded next offseason anyway, without knowing anything about Wentz. You’re not making sense.
Have you seen Chase play? Makes all the sense on the world if Wentz is healthy.
Now Howie has to actually use the first round pick correctly. That’s the tougher task
I just don’t want him to get killed. Don’t really care about Chase.
Estoy crudo en las vegas. Lo último que quería leer es que mejoraron las pinches águilas.
if lane is indeed suspended. he’s going to get killed.
He’s pretty damn mobile for a big guy, but him being so inexperienced at this level I’d be really worried about him holding the ball too long and getting crushed.
I think it’s a good trade no matter what, but I think if Wentz doesn’t play well this year it will be embarrassing for the Eagles and the trade up to get him.
H2O yeah, reads are going to be tough for him
Right, completely comparable situations. You’re better than this Lupo.
I didn’t say he’d be a bust, I said it would be embarrassing.
Thrilled the Eagles have a first rounder for their first draft in Philly in many years. Especially since there’s a 90% I’ll be there for the first round.
That’s way too much credit you’re giving him. Is today the day of your daughters wedding or something?
Sam Bradford: Never have so many teams given up so much for so little.
You should be, Ioannidis needs some seasoning but will be good eventually.
yeah, i’d much rather picture as a little jew anyways
Yeah I really hope he clears waivers. If they can keep him on PS I think he is a solid option for next year.
No question it was a great trade for the Eagles.
Having said that, they just dumped this year. Philly fans got used to that though after what the sixers have done lately I guess
I know one thing, if the Cowboys had traded Romo pre injury for this (or more) I wouldn’t be very happy about it.
Sir Squatch In 2 years the Vikes trade him to the Browns for a 1st, a 3rd, and a 5th…..after Bradford goes 12-20 with the Vikings.
It’s funning watching the Lil Guy trying to troll even know the Eagles made a great trade.
All I got from this is you think the Cowboys dumped this year because they have a rookie starting QB.
Well, I think they could have, but they sure have a much worse chance now.
Lupo is wise. They did good here but they never likely had much of a chance.
it was just a joke. see what you started. fucking springboard for the psycho
splooz i don’t believe for one second that lupo didn’t think the eagles had a chance to win the division yesterday
Dong and Lupo have been pretty down on the Eagles chances heading into this year.
yeah, but they haven’t exactly been high on the other 3
Justin is really hating on this trade
Its ok Justin. Howie won’t skull fork the cowboys
Or has he?
http://sportsday.dallasnews.com/dallas-cowboys/cowboys/2016/03/10/reports-cowboys-sign-former-eagles-de-cedric-thornton-4-year-deal
not hating on it at all. Howie fleeced minny
and i have no clue what you mean about thornton
Frenchie! F it lol if you really believe that youre a bigger homer than i thought
If rg3 can hit a garage, I think chase/wentz can hit dgb on a fade route in the endzone.
funny, they hooked up for 2 catches and a TD on their first drive together
I just hope Howie doesn’t draft a guy with a madden rating of 92 with that first rounder…
funny thing is DGB and Wentz can do the same. You are proving what a clown you are.
Fiversons No Spin Zone I think it has to be OL
I’m also right about you being a dumb clown with the least football knowledge of anyone who comes here. Everybody here knows it.
I’m out
Enjoy your weekend
Howie rules! Watch my boner
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyjf629eRW1r9unx4o1_400.gif
If Carson Wentz is a bust then this will be your head smashing into a brick wall
LMAO https://twitter.com/DanHanzus/status/772108822966001664
I’d take Wentz over this all day any day. [img]http://i.imgur.com/Ssm86ae.jpg[/img]
Wentz is already injured after a half of one preseason game
Looks like the Dallas/Philly love affair is over. Battling for the basement has caused a rift!
A minor rib injury not a carrer threatening back injury like Homos. Get used to it. [img]http://i.imgur.com/kod7pnO.jpg[/img]
You prob should STFU or have you not seen the RB depth chart on your team
Yeah, screw that place it reeks of DC.
No one likes that smell.
I’m more worried about the guys blocking up front…
Probably because of this guy Fran.
I’m not sure how you can laugh. How many games did Tony miss last year because of his last 2 injuries and what was the Cowboys record?
A few hours left until cuts have to be finalized.
Nothing can cover that Kunty smell splooz.
On what planet do the Sixers have even a decent roster right now?
Not hoping for this, because I don’t hope for injury.
But we play the Vikes this year, it would be very fucked up if we took out Sam.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze Sounds like you are hoping for it
It would be ironic and quite hilarious if he threw like 4 TD’s and 400 yards
No, the idea just occurred to me once I remembered that we play the Vikes.
I clearly don’t want Sam hurt, the longer and better he plays the more likely we turn that 4th into a 3rd.
Yeah, I’d kinda throw Daniel to the wolves first.
Almost everyone here admit Howie made a great trade. I said almost as the 2 blog clowns have been on here acting like fools today. Im not going to mention any names but there names rhyme with Bustin and Toy.
There are approximately 375,567 alternate universes in which the Sixers have a decent team
If he looked great, was ready and healthy I say do it…
If Wentz starts week 1 then Pederson isn’t calling the shots and has no say in any decisions
You think he wants Wentz starting week 1? Not even you can be that stupid
With the ties zimmer has with Cinncy, and knowing how well the backup there has played, I wonder if he reached out to them first?
Not trying to troll anyone, I’m wondering why my Eagles friends are so happy that Bradford is gone. It seems to me that his departure leaves you without a decent QB for this season. Daniel has been pretty horrid in the pre-season and Wentz, while I think he will be a good QB, he won’t be that this season.
Sure but know he wouldn’t be, in fact he has more experience unless you count being injured and playing one half of a preseason game experience
They where so happy to happy him last week and so happy not to have him today
Bill_In_FL Because they got a first round and fourth round pick for him. It’s really not complicated as to why they’re happy
We got a 1st round pick plus for him and Wentz is our QB of the future.
But what does it say about the Eagles this season, did they just punt the season?
We paid a 2nd for him and sold him for a 1st and a conditional 4th. This season was a long shot for us, the only hope we had was that it’s a weak div. Sam wasn’t going to be here next year, this a huge win for us.
Bill_In_FL They were gonna be mediocre with a good D and bad O before this. That doesn’t change much
Or he’s really good which is your worst nightmare. What are you going to do the next 10 to 15 years of your life if he is a HOF QB?
So he went from not playing this season to week 1 starter based on his performance of one half of a preseason game
Lurie wants Wentz to start week 1 so Wentz will start week 1
You don’t think they evaluated him in practice? Do you think the coaching staff looked away every time he threw a pass?
It’s fun watching Cowboys fans talking about the Eagles giving up the season by starting a rookie QB while the Cowboys are doing the same. These clowns crack me up.
So they evaluate based on how he looks in practice and not an actual game lol
Yes, but it’s not often this situation happens… I’m sure they know more than we do, but still letting a rookie QB that had broken ribs and played one half of a preseason game start is odd…
Jerry wants Dak to start week 1 so Dak will start week 1.
Philly fans do get the enviable position this year of getting to root extremely hard against another team for draft position and knowing that the Eagles tanking does little to nothing for them. If Philly overachieves and finishes near .500 they lose nothing. Their 2017 draft is pretty much tied to hoping Minny blows.
That sounds kinda fun to me.
Yes. Aren’t you one of the people who claim preseason games mean nothing? Changing your tune?
Why? Two different situations. The Cowboys was either unexpected, or overly optimistic. The eagles was intentional.
You don’t think the Eagles front office thinks their in just as good of a position to compete now, as they were before this trade do you? And I mean this year
No I don’t and I also don’t think the Cowboys are in a good a condition with Dak starting and Romos future in the balance.
I agree. But it wasn’t intentional, and the Eagles made their move intentionally. Big difference.
Dallas is kinda forced to. Their depth plan was
Romo
Moore
Dak or Showers(whoever won the preseason battle)
Injuries shelved those plans.
Howie is a realist and knows we were looking at 10-6 tops. Jerry should learn to do the same.
Exactly, no NFL coach would ever prefer starting a rookie over an experienced veteran QB
So what you are saying is we are both in the same position. Only difference is the Eagles got some draft choices.
I’m saying you are still the same clueless idiot you have always been
The Cowboys and Eagles have the same chance to win the division or go 0-16 and you hate it.
Maybe. Doesn’t change that the situations are a lot different and that the move showed that the Eagles aren’t intent on doing all they can to win this year.
Not at all just can’t understand how Beaster doesn’t see the difference in the situations
The fact that only Choy and Lil J think the trade was bad for the Eagles means this trade was great.
Exec of the year so far. I don’t think anyone is close.
This guy man. WTF is wrong with him? Does he not realize that he is not close to as good of a player as ODB? Seriously. A perfect redskin though.
http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000695030/article/josh-norman-odells-fame-due-to-one-stupid-little-ball
DAK was 3rd on the depth chart and has to start because of injury while Wentz would start because the Eagles didn’t think much of the 2 on the depth chart above him. Clearly the same situation lol
Getting rid of all those contracts(let’s not forget Murray,Alonso,and Maxwell) and getting better compensation is a pretty good head start
They are both rookie QB’s that are going to be the teams #1 QB this year. Not sure what you don’t understand.
BWAAAAAA HAAAAAHAAAHAHAHAAAAAA…. You also claim Romo wasn’t going to miss a game. U have no idea if Romo will ever take a snap again.
https://twitter.com/BSO/status/772122761024139264 This is fucked up if true. The police need to still do their job.
Do you remember me telling you Romo was going to get injured last year and saying it again this year? I’m looking at this from the prospective of a realist not a homer like you. Romo has no shot to start 5 games in a row this year.
That’s what happens when u make it a point to insult them…
LOL Washington. https://twitter.com/BurgundyBlog/status/772125256567881728
https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/772126958939275265 Cleveland stockpiling picks. Lol
<--NFC East basement Gimp Wow really? Thanks for breaking the news ldds :)
“He just went in the first round, and everything is handed to him,” Norman said. “He gets to New York. . . . He catches one stupid little ball, and everybody in New York [loves] this guy, because that’s the biggest amount of media in the world. . . . So all that went to his big old head, and for some odd reason he thinks he’s somebody that he’s not.”
Norman should check his facts. Beckham has more yards through his first two NFL seasons than any player in NFL history. And Beckham missed the first four games of his rookie year.
Of course, facts routinely get in the way of narratives. Which perhaps makes Norman a perfect addition to the current culture of Washington, D.C., on both sides of the aisle. Hopefully, we’ll soon be ignoring Norman the same way we ignore most of the rest of the noise that emerges from inside the Beltway.
He does talk too much, it’s starting to make my eyes roll…
https://twitter.com/EliotShorrParks/status/772129115432480768 He’d still can have a career in Soap Operas with that name.
Be still my hearthttps://twitter.com/john_keim
Source says OL Josh LeRibeus has been released.
https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/772130106722615296 There can’t be 2 suckers out there ,can there?
<--NFC East basement Gimp They need to keep him till after week 1 and then the cowboys will give two first rounders for him
Im really excited about this Giants team they are going to be good
splooz The Giants win the division week 10
If the Skins and Giants are facing off for yr division then it’ll be sad times for this division
1. Eli Manning is underappreciated. Maybe it’s because a lot of fans can’t help but see him as “Not Peyton.” Plus, when Manning makes mistakes, they often fall under the Enormous Head Scratcher column. But those mistakes are fewer and further between than they seem, and the things Manning does well are essential to high-level quarterbacking. He’s outstanding in the pocket, willing to keep his eyes downfield when bodies bear down, and mastered the nuanced movement required for keeping those bodies at bay. His arm is better than realized; there isn’t a throw the 35-year-old can’t make. And perhaps most importantly, Manning has total command of the offense. He checks in and out of running plays. He calls audibles.
If he’s a Cow this season. It won’t be from a trade. Lol
splooz Are you in Houston are on the Moon ?
Houston in the blind. We can’t understand you. Houston in the blind.
Anybody just see that field goal return for Houston?
They are still trying to trade.
Cap reasons? I thought he was still pretty good…
3 years from now, Ed Oliver is going to be in the NFL draft and will likely be a top-5 pick. Mark it doen Squatch.
Bologna and cheese,tater tots and Mac and cheese. Simplicity is good sometimes.
Give that to your dog and go buy something… Don’t dot hat to yourself…
I will assume you fried the bologna and put it in a grilled cheese like an adult.
Good stuff u make for your dog or a friend u don’t want coming over anymore..
Although I’m having homemade stuffed shells (cheese and sausage and cheese) with homemade sauce and garlic bread pretty soon.
Wings, rice and salad… That’s good and simple fuws…
Nope. Didn’t fry. Bologna is fine. Its a good lunch.
Wings also sounds good. I want both wings, fried bologna, and maybe some cheesy potatoes. Potatoes O’Gratin!!!!
I don’t think I can recall the last time I ate a piece of bologna that wasn’t fried in a pan. Hell I haven’t had a piece tht was fried since 2008…
It was the wife’s idea, and I just smiled and said sure…
Lol. There’s no “have to”. I chose to eat it. Its a staple from my childhood. Its good to me.
@ Sploozy
Congrats on the win… Did u bet the spread or line?
Draft: “Carson will not be starting this year”
Preseason: “Carson has a cracked rib”
Now: “Carson’s probably gonna start against the Browns”
Gotta love a consistent message.
Fiversons No Spin Zone Chase Daniel clearly has a thing or two to learn from Carson Wentz. Sitting behind Wentz will do him a lot of good
Just as long as you give him a Flak jacket. At least for the first few weeks. I would start Daniel though. JMO.
<--NFC East basement Gimp I don't disagree. And he should be wearing a flak jacket like every NFC East broken ribbed QB has before him
@<–NFC East basement Gimp That NFC East Flak Jacket has probably been passed around pretty often
Currently in Vegas. Odds for Eagles and Vikings have been taken off the sportsbook. lol.
Cam Newton has one that makes it look like he’s going to war. Get him that one
Tire148 Only if Wentz starts dabbing in it will we know it’s truly his
Vaeao looking good to make the team. That’s a surprise. 5 DTs? Hart traded? Something is happening!
Howie’s wife – “What’s for dinner Howie?”
Howie – “Pizza”
Howie’s wife – “Why are you making lasagna?”
Howie – “Don’t worry about it”
I get it and I have to say, I find it very clever…
Congrats to the eagles for getting something for Bradford
#InJayWeTrust Might be worth taking a shot on
Would give a team a leg up and load up in the secondary
Dongtavious Steelwang Depends on the “right price.” I wouldn’t trade more than a third for his dumbass if my team needed CB help
Cowboys moves: DE DeMarcus Lawrence (reserve/suspended), RB Darren McFadden (reserve/non-football injury), LB Derek Akunne, C Jake Brendel, DT Rodney Coe, S Isaiah Frey, TE Rico Gathers, LB Brandon Hepburn, QB Jerrod Johnson, WR Andy Jones, LB Deon King, OT Ryan Mack, WR Vince Mayle, DE Mike McAdoo, DT Lawrence Okoye, CB Deji Olatoye, DE Ryan Russell, OG Boston Stiverson, WR Devin Street, TE Austin Traylor, P Matt Wile, OT Bryan Witzmann.
#InJayWeTrust Dongtavious Steelwang I was mostly making gun puns
DallasCowboysSux Bummer about Reynolds, Parkey, and Shepherd. Thought they would stick
Olatoye is a surprise Russel has just obviously disappointed. I thought they might keep Witzman cause they sure gave him a long look.
Otherwise I expected this.
<--NFC East basement Gimp he will probably get fucked by his mom
DallasCowboysSux The badboy Bob but you will do with a blue waffle
I didn’t realize The Eagles had Barrett Jones. When the Rams drafted him the same year the Cowboys took Fred. People were talking like the rams got the steal. And he was voted the best college center that year. Hard to believe he just couldn’t mke it.
Honestly, I wouldn’t release Robert Kelley for any of these RB’s released. I think Kelley can be really good
#InJayWeTrust Hard to think he’d be cut when Matt Jones is a walking injury disaster and how well he’s performed in the preseason.
Better than you thought the DT the skins signed one day then dropped the next was going to be?
He’s not a walking injury disaster, and he officially made the team. What I’m saying is, I wouldn’t sign Forsett and release Kelley
Otsitheiceman Cullen Jenkins is still in the Bryan Stork Memorial Redskins Ring of Fame
#InJayWeTrust Otsitheiceman Just like Frank Gore, career Eagle, in the Philadelphia Eagles Memorial ROF
Already cutting a 4th rounder? I know we cut Leonidas but still…
#InJayWeTrust Eh, if we could tell the future, RG3 would’ve never been drafted
Dongtavious Steelwang true but cutting a 4th rounder right away is not a great sign
#InJayWeTrust Dongtavious Steelwang Hey it could be worse. It could be Jaiquan Jarrett.
Fiversons No Spin Zone I’ve experienced worse, it’s ok. It’s ok.
On a positive note, because the Ravens got rid of Forsett, my FF team just got better with a Terrence West probably becoming the starter..
Yay me!
The only cut I’m surprised by at all is Goode. I hope they try and get Greene on the PS.
You’re not surprised Parkie got cut? That’s stunning to me, even though it’s just a kicker, and he was not great last year.
Not at all. he didn’t look good in preseason and TC and Sturgis has looked good.
Otsitheiceman It’s a shame because he was really good before it.
they seem a bit thin at LB now, I wonder if they’re looking to add somebody
Well, he was no Dan Bailey, but he did have a great first year.
H2O Curious to see who’s out there after final cuts. Bills cut Manny Lawson?
Sanchez in Dallas. Smart move need a vet
<--NFC East basement Gimp Someone to taste test the Jerry dome chicken tendies
I think that Bradley Roby has made Talib expendable; he is a really good corner. REALLY GOOD.
Browns-Eagles week 1 is going to be fascinating to watch. New RG3 vs Wentz. That’s gonna be interesting
H2O Nothing like a potential Buttfumble on the biggest jumbotron in the league. We can only be so lucky
#InJayWeTrust It really is. No fucking clue what to expect in week 1. Gonna be great to get back to footbaw
Otsitheiceman It’s not a good move just like it wasn’t a good move for the Eagles years ago. Sanchez is horrible. The Cowboys would be better off with 2 rookies IMO.
Also, I am very excited about week 1 Sunday just being able to watch all the games without stress. FOOTBALL IS BACK
Get him Howie. https://twitter.com/AroundTheNFL/status/772170421500116992
Of Course Sanchez sucks but they need an experienced backup behind DAK then once Romo returns he gets released it becomes the #3 qb
<--NFC East basement Gimp But he isn't even hurt bad and going to play game 5. Just ask Choy.
Its looking like Romo is going to IR Choy. Won’t be back for at least two months
I’ll ride with DAK to keep them afloat until Romo comes back
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
DallasCowboysSux There might be one more buttfumble in him
Meanwhile at Choys house. [img]http://i.imgur.com/G3nHzQh.jpg[/img]
https://twitter.com/ESPNNewYork
Mark Sanchez’s career arc: Franchise QB to the Butt Fumble to unemployed https://t.co/BlnmXbhlLw
https://t.co/BlnmXbhlLw
So two goofy Mexicans and a hippie stripper walk into a bar…
I’m calling it now; Cowboys TE Gavin “Pablo” Escobar gets traded to the Dolphins.
I just have no love for Sanchez as a starter. I don’t think he belongs in the league now and didn’t think he did when we signed him. He’s horrible.
I was shocked, but there have got to be injury reasons why the Pack let him go. Still, he’s worth a chance.
He’d make a fantastic backup for the Cowboys, or a starter for the a Giants or redskins
http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/17456593/michael-griffin-released-minnesota-vikings
“You won’t see a more gifted passer than Brandon Weeden”
– Jerry Jones, Dallas GM for life
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
#InJayWeTrust They’ll be lucky if they don’t lose draft picks.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
https://twitter.com/Jeff_McLane/status/772161636031496192
Gordon!!! Future starting Tackle! Hopefully he stays in the roster
I’m still amazed at the way Howie the genus kept things quiet and ended up with not only a 1st but also a conditional 2nd to 4th for Bradford even after Sam let everyone know he wanted to be traded. Most GM’s would have caved and only gotten a 6th or 7th for Sam but not Howie The Thief Roseman. It’s only a matter of time until his HOF induction.
Just when you think things can’t get any better you realize Jerry is the gift that keeps on giving.
Wasn’t us!!!@Edwerderespn
https://twitter.com/search?q=%23Cowboys&src=hash insist they haven’t violated https://twitter.com/search?q=%23NFL&src=hash protocol, saying backup QB Mark Sanchez still has not signed. Discussing 1-year deal
splooz Too late. They’re getting docked a 1st and a 4th. That seems to be today’s current going rate for a shitty backup QB. Thanks Howie.
Beaster- Wentz better be good I can’t poke too much fun of Sanchez here. Any one of us could have run into the ass of the Broncos’ invisible RT here.
Got to hand it to Howie – he won the day. The may be less than 0.500 this season (making Cleveland happy) but if Wentz is anything than they get a good WR or RB next year and they will be back.
JJ on the other hand doubled down. If Dak is for real they probably win the division. If not, with Sanchez he has guaranteed first overall pick next season….
OK wet the bed, LSU struggling….top 5 taking a hit today.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Washington Redskins @Redskins 2m2 minutes ago
Washington Redskins Retweeted Washington Redskins
Also of note: #Redskins WR Josh Doctson has been activated from PUP list.
Under on both. Bradford has to learn a new system in a week. Tough spot for him.
It’s a tall task for a QB who’s never been very good. Minny’s D is ok but I don’t think they’re good enough to carry them. It’s on AP’s shoulders if you ask me.
This guy has some good tweets, but looks like a complete tool…
This is all setting up for the Wisconsin kicker to blow another big kick
The badboy Bob I’m serious! You could definitely do worse than him as a #3 QB
penguinfarmer I know https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4EiBFUpFXg
#InJayWeTrust SMH, at least could have gone this direction http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=strange
i really much preferred it when butt fumble was an eagle
Oh shit I forgot USC Bama was tonight. AND Auburn Clemson
I would only be concerned if he played… If he sat on the bench, whatever…
Fiversons No Spin Zone The real Mountaineers won so it’s all good
Signing Butt fumble means [img]http://i.imgur.com/VApRekN.jpg[/img]
penguinfarmer 2000’s to early 2010’s Romo’ed it. 2014-current Romo would have been watching from the bench
What a fantastic weekend of college football so far. Hope tonight adds to it
Looks like Romo might not be back for at least a couple weeks. [img]http://i.imgur.com/uMp361K.jpg[/img]
Beaster- Wentz better be good Too fit. Romo’s bandaged body would be a little wider.
Smoked chicken breast, steamed potatoes and grilled zucchini
Autumn Salad with Blood Orange Vinaigrette and Grilled Chicken Breast
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Lol. Whether it was Davis, Sanchez, Murray etc…If Dallas is forced to play them. Season was done anyway. I don’t really care who they signed for the #3 QB.
https://twitter.com/JoshPaunil/status/772244468288323584
Future DGB boner for Cloister
Still don’t understand why the Eagles decide to just quit on the season even if the got a great deal. Seems like a big fuck you to the fans this year.
Otsitheiceman To be fair, they’ve been saying fuck you to the fans for like 50 years
good lord, eagles got a first round draft pick for Bradford. i canèt believe it but awesome for eagles fans.
Otsitheiceman starting bradford seems like a bug FU to eagles fans
It might be just me ,but if Dallas doesn’t get into the playoffs. I’d like to see a Minny vs Cleveland SB. Lol.
<--Suckles lamb fries that are still attached disappointing, was expecting horns to sprout from his head
<--Suckles lamb fries that are still attached ok, that would be a cool SB that I would not watch
Maybe but here’s how I see it;
Bradford is to the eagles, s alex Smith is to the Chiefs; he’s not great (even though IMO Bradford is better than Smith) but he doesn’t have to be. With their defense, along with the two Matthews on offense, and their TE they were competitive. Now their not.
This fucking receiver from Auburn just slid when it was 3rd down and he was a yard short of the sticks. Good lord
peeps be sooooo mad…. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Otsitheiceman And how many SBs have the Chiefs and before that the 49ers gone to with Alex Smith?
Why would we be mad about Philly making their team worse for this year?
16 in the clip,one in the hole
Well, not many surprises with the Redskins cuts. With Mack Brown being cut (hopefully added to the PS), the Skins clearly valued the extra WR more than the extra RB. Sooooooo glad to see the release of LeRibeus and Paulson.
We kept like 18 DBs, that was a surprise. So was cutting Jenkins.
Sir Squatch The Jenkins cut was indeed surprising. I worry about our defensive front seven.
It’s a sad day when someone wants to correct Nate Dogg.
Always, all the time, 24/7, 365, for all eternity and beyond… even in victory, especially in defeat… even with Dak, Deez and Elliott, but especially with BUTT FUMBLE…
Gregory is not going to have any additional games added to his existing 4 game suspension
Good news on Gregory. He’ll prob be back week 5 but more than likely won’t be game ready until after the bye week
https://twitter.com/BrandonGowton/status/772441819686834176
Howie better not fuck this up
Don’t they have a one from the Titans and Miami?
He’s still in rehab, which I take to be a good sign. THe longer he stays in rehab the better I think.
None. But that wasn’t the point. The point was that by trading Bradford, the eagles made their team worse this year. And that with Bradford they could have been, IMO, as the chiefs were last year when they were 7 points from the AFC championship game (which they would have won) against Denver.
Now, they won’t even be competitive within the division
This is finally some good and unexpected news for the Cowboys
http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000695230/article/randy-gregory-wins-appeal-on-10game-suspension
Maxwell and Alonso and the 13th pick were for the first trade up. Nothing more.
Murray was to trade up in the 5th
Yeah. I forgot they were gone before the draft.
Penguin- How excited will you be when the Eagles have Smallwood, Peters (if he doesn’t retire), Johnson, Bennie Logan, and Chubb all on the team?
http://www.mockdraftable.com/player/5972/
According to this Reggie brown is probably one of those wrs.
Not much of an explanation more of a list, but whatever that’s cool. I got my troll in. Tho you know I’m a doctson fan.
I seriously don’t understand the Packers releasing Sitton unless he is just totally done. They just put their center on NFI list so he won’t be back for 6 weeks, and another one of their better OLine guys is hurt for an extended period.
WTF?
I like how he shows how useless his stat is. Commendable by him.
Lots of Oline guys contracts expiring but I don’t get it either. I’m more surprised they couldn’t trade him
Right. I mean, when he’s healthy, he’s a really good player
“NFL Network Insider Ian Rapoport reported Sunday that Gregory won the appeal of his 10-game suspension for another violation of the NFL’s Policy and Program on Substances of Abuse, according to a source with knowledge of the situation.”
Otsitheiceman Apparently not. Guess the 10 game i still pending
“Officially”
But, off the record, the decision has been made.
Yeah it seems the confusion is the 4 game suspension is noted on the final roster. He still is facing the 10 game one pending appeal.
So, Rappapprt says definitely won, according to sources with knowledge of the situation, Werder says something else, and Werder must be right?
Ok
Otsitheiceman Rapaport literally corrected himself and said the 10 game is still pending. Sorry if the truth upsets you
I go with whatever tweet supports my opinion at the time…
Clarence Hill clarifies report, says 10 game suspension is still pending
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2016/09/04/making-sense-of-the-randy-gregory-reports/
Rappapprt said “nothing official”. In his follow up. Originally he said a Gregory won “according to knowledgable sources”
Think what you will.
Otsitheiceman The entire NFL media is saying the original reports were wrong, and his 10 game suspension is still pending. There hasn’t even been a hearing yet. Sorry shitrant
This is official. Gregory Sux so it doesn’t really matter how many games he plays
All I said is that Rappapprt claimed Gregory won, and this was based on “sources with knowledge of the situation”
And his follow up didn’t change that one iota.
And, you must therefore believe he LIED in his initial report about Gregory winning according to “sources knowledgable about the situation.”
Well… The more games he plays the odds of him getting a sack dramatically increase…
Lol. Didn’t the Niners sue a draft pick on him
ProFootballTalk @ProFootballTalk 38s38 seconds ago
Bengals claimed QB Jeff Driskel (49ers).
https://twitter.com/JoeBanner13/status/772474212917346304
Reese wants to get into the basement this year
Always, all the time, 24/7, 365, for all eternity and beyond… even in victory, especially in defeat… even with shEli, ODB and without Cruz.
Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter 33s33 seconds ago
Lions claimed former Giants RB Andre Williams on waivers, per source.
I have no idea but he’s gonna be great.
I wish they at least told me the position he plays
Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter 1m1 minute ago
Correction: Chargers, not Lions, claimed former Giants RB Andre Williams on waivers.
#InJayWeTrust Bummer. I thought Detroit would be better for him.
Really? They needed anther one. Pats fans seem pissed he got cut
Tire148 Terrence Brooks seemed promising when he came out of the draft
Master Tesfatsion @MasterTes 45s46 seconds ago
#Redskins weren’t awarded any waiver claims, per source. Didn’t have a player claimed that was waived either.
Jordan Raanan @JordanRaanan 16s17 seconds ago
The Giants claimed DT Robert Thomas off waivers, per source.
Tire148 Yea, he had offers form other teams practice squads, chose to say here. Has a lot of athleticism, needs to keep developing. Glad he’s back
Anybody know if the Cowboys are still under scrutiny from the NFL over the Sanchez signing?
https://twitter.com/NYG_Nation10 https://twitter.com/NYG_Nation10/status/772482442443706368
LB Ishaq Williams and S Andrew Adams are headed to the Giants practice squad. https://twitter.com/hashtag/GiantsNation?src=hash
Beautiful. An absolutely beautiful sight
https://twitter.com/Redskins/status/772483396673085440
Good deal… The two guys I really wanted to stay around did…
https://twitter.com/TDavenport_NFL/status/772487113182965760
He’s like Ed Reed but better
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Tire148 Lol at an agent hyping up their client’s traits like people will buy what they’re selling
#InJayWeTrust Tire148 Well better than saying he’s small, unathletic, and a pussy I suppose
#upsellupsellupsell
Not looking good for PT. I wonder if the Eagles would cut Maragos.
Lupo, there was a crime this morning , hip hop was quoted but someone used grammar police on it.
For shame.
Watkins was killing it this pre-season. Cutting Maragos would be surprising though
No.
“16 in the clip, one in the hole”.
Someone replied magazine*
For shame Tire,for shame.
<--Suckles lamb fries that are still attached Was it Bill? Fucking Bill!
The point of the correction was to be funny, you’ve changed Fuws.
Lol. This was Hill’s incorrect report that Bill claims didn’t happen.
Bill defending something dumb about the Cowboys. Not gonna waste my time with that
So Eric Rowe still on the trading block I’m gonna guess they are getting a draft pick for him
Feels like a mistake to ship him off now. Leodis isn’t going to be around much longer.
That’s fair compensation for a guy that doesn’t fit what your DC wants and would sit just the bench..
Is their defense suppose to be any good this year? Because if it isn’t, I wouldn’t be surprised if they end up drafting first…
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze Good for the Eagles going after a speed WR. Good ones are hard to find…..
I’m told that former Gators running back Mack Brown is staying with the Redskins. The Bucs were definitely interested and in play this morning. Brown had 149 rushing yards in the fourth preseason game.
– Jenna Laine
DallasCowboysSux what happens if Bradford ends up doing better than Wentz
The thing about small speedy wrs is they have a short shelf life, gotta know when it’s time to move on and performance drops.
#InJayWeTrust DallasCowboysSux It’s possible, but not probable.
Bryce treggs. Speedy wr from cal, was Goff’s go to wr.
Desean’s best year with DC would be his 3rd best overall. Time kills.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze It was a 1,000 yard season, which no Eagles WR has had since he left. Oops
Right and he was in a pass happy offense, 3rd best. He’s declining, whether or not you care to admit it.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze Him declining is still really fucking good, whether or not you care to admit it.
Did I say he wasn’t good? I said he was declining. Very different.
This guy’s twitter handle sucks
Anything bacon is too good for Twitter
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze Then I don’t understand your point. Your team is scraping the bargain bin for any semblance of a speed receiver 2 years after you cut one of the best speed receivers in the game, who is still highly productive. Have fun with Bryce Treggs!
Frenchie! I forgot Maclin was an Eagle that year. You shouldn’t have let him go either
He was highly productive last year?
Thanks, I don’t think the 5th wr really matters that much but I’m sure he’s having fun.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze He was highly productive. He missed 8 games (7 due to injury, 1 due to clinching playoffs) and had 528 yards. That’s (another) 1000 yard season if he hadn’t had an injury week 1
We picked up 3. A LB and a safety.
https://twitter.com/jimmykempski/status/772500561556045825
@Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze Also, he had 153 yards in week 15, torching your boy McKelvin
Oh so we are counting if’s?
Well then if Jordan Matthew didn’t have an injured hand for the first 8 games last year he would have had over 1000 yards last season, since he was only 3 yards short.
Different scheme. Don’t expect Kirk to have much time throwing against us.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze I’d call that highly productive, no? I never said he wasn’t good. I said DJax is still great, and it’s hilarious that you’re trying to justify letting him go
I love how great Maclin and desean got once they were no longer Eagles.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze Yes, I’m sure a new scheme will magically make your exact same DLinemen do better against our same OL
I don’t call missing half a season as productive. And I don’t think desean is great anymore, the stats back that up.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze No, they don’t. Injuries happen to everyone. When he was on the field, he was great
If he thinks keeping Turner over Agholor is a mistake then he needs to stay tweeting his opinion
@Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze Also, Kirk won’t need to throw to DJax, since JReed will get open against your D in like 1 second
Again his best year with you is his 3rd best overall. And injuries happen more frequently to undersized aging players.
1 second? I don’t think your OL has that in them.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze You keep trying to throw that out like he wasn’t great. He had 1169 yards. That’s really fucking good. Better than any of the sorry ass receivers on your team(besides Matthews, who is nothing special)
Well yeah if you know anything switching from a 2 gaping 3-4 to an attacking 4-3 will help.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze sure, it will help. It won’t magically turn your defense into the fearsome foursome like some Eagles fans want to pretend
Did the Skins put Loannidis on the PS, or just cut him loose?
2 years ago, last year he missed half the games.
He’s not great anymore, good sure. Sorry if facts hurt you.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze Better than anything you have. Sorry if facts hurt you
Doesnt bother me, don’t think it’s true anymore. At this stage in his career I would take Matthews over desean. If they both were rookies, then yea sure I’ll take desean over Matthews.
I don’t know what is going on with the line, seems like they are completely ignoring it
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze That’s good for you. I’ll take aging DeSean over Matthews easily.
Sir Squatch I’m very worried about it. It was the biggest need ignored in the offseason this year.
11 OL on the roster……can Lane get suspended already?
11 OL with the specific OL we have is too many
Gordon can stay. I don’t remember anything about vaeao
Him and Shittu were making plays all pre-season. I liked them both
Texans reported RT this from some other guy. So totally unbiased
https://twitter.com/JaysonBraddock/status/772516924106219520
Francis, DJax vs Matthews. More yards this season is the bet.
I liked shittu, saw him make some plays.
Tire148 is this the part where I make fun of Francis for signed a poor man’s DJax and we argue about it for 30 minutes
And then I slap Injay across the face with facts.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze Facts about how DJax is great and the Eagles WR”s are bums and then we bet on it
None of those are facts.
I’ll give you an example of one,
Fact, desean will be 30 before the end of the season.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze Fact, DeSean is still great and will e when he’s 30
3rd best is great?
Missing 8 games is great?
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze avatar bet for 3 weeks after the loser’s team’s season ends. so if the loser’s team goes to the playoffs, they don’t start using it until after they get eliminated or win the Super Bowl(lol).
Why don’t we just make it at the end of the reg season? 3 weeks is fine, but let me double check to make sure I don’t have my avi on the line during then.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze because if one of us is in the playoffs, it will be peak homer season and it’s unfair to kill that with an avi of someone else’s team
Right perfect time to pay up on a bet. Or how about after the super bowl?
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze fine, after the Super Bowl
Squatch I have a 2 bets with Justin, can’t find part of the second one you wouldn’t happen to have it saved?
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze I have it. It says you owe me a pizza.
I sent it via Rueben Randle, so you may or may not get it, it’s dependent on if he currently cares.
https://twitter.com/EliotShorrParks/status/772519381012217856
So Rowe is safe then.
Dang that sux for them.
Btw did you see below? Just clarified reg season stats only for our bet.
http://www.phillyvoice.com/ex-soccer-star-holiday-faces-tumor-with-husband-jrue/
Hope she can safely have the baby and then have the surgery.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze Yea that’s really scary. I hope it turns out ok for her and the child
But they did not report that he was not suspended.
Hill originally tweeted that Gregory won his appeal of the additional 10 game suspension that he could get because of a missed test but that the orifginal 4 week suspension still stood. Not sure where he got that info because it is not true (apparently they haven’t even met to consider the appeal yet) and he has now ‘clarified’ his statement to say that Gregory hasn’t won the appeal. I think he pulled a TO and ‘misquoted’ himself.
Never assume anything when it comes to bets on here.
I learned that the hard way.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze As much as I hate Kaepernick’s uneducated take on things, this is also stupid on police’s part.
DallasCowboysSux that would be even worse than building a statue for a fictional movie character
DallasCowboysSux Next to Rocky, Philadelphia’s other fictional champ.
The best thing this site ever did for me was for me to start watching narcos… Thank you all…
Can’t wait till RG3 beats the Eagles week 1
Tire148 I haven’t been this excited for a game in like…..9 months
For Eagles fans this is a different reason to get excited. No expectations let’s just hope Wentz improves throughout the season
Tire148 I feel ya. It’s a nice thing. Just hoping the franchise QB develops nicely without real pressure to win. It’s a nice place to be as a fan. Relatively low stress, easy to get excited about the good moments
Eagles now have a safety/linebacker hybrid. Copying the Redskins
TROLL POST INCOMING: it doesn’t matter what position he plays if he sux
Got em!!
On a serious note though I’m glad they are developing a guy like that. Kendricks has been awful and these new backers are needed. Cravens sux though so I’m glad they didn’t get him
Tire148 Cravens is promising(has looke dreally good so far) and din’t just get cut by an NFL team
The best part of the season is that the cowboys already sux
Looks great. They’d be way up there in yardage if the receiver didn’t drop that deep pass.
He almost dropped the last TD. That guy has terrible hands. He lucky in college free releases is a trend.
5-0, you a Texas fan? Just guessing since you’re a Cows fan
Kizer is going top 5. He might challenge for the #1 overall pick
Probably a Houston fan since they are the best team in Texas now
87fiveoh254 oh….well…..that sucks. Baylor’s football program seems like a magnet for awful people lately
#InJayWeTrust Yeah Waco was finally getting the bad image wiped away and then that debacle happened.
Tire148 lol I was pretty pissed when he went to Washington.
“What does where you live/grew up have to do with who you root for?”
– Justin, choy, shitrant, snake, and weech
It’s not a good throw if your boy is getting lit up on the other end of the play
Tire148 It was a fantastic throw. 3rd & 12 in the red zone, that’s literally a perfect throw. Sometimes receivers take a hit. The hit was high
It’s a good throw if that guy isn’t there to knock him out. Not the receivers fault he didn’t hang on. It was a dime though
Tire – I’ve been hearing some people say the Eagles should be rooting for the Vikings this season because of the conditional 2018 pick, which makes zero sense to me. We should be rooting for them to be terrible.
H2O Yea, I’d rather have a high 1st rounder than a 4th bumped to a 3rd
I don’t want Sam to win a SB or go to the NFCC game(I think that’s the condition for the 3rd pick)
Tire, look at the space between the receiver when he caught it and the guy that lit him up. Not like he was right there to drill him
http://imgur.com/e3lknai
Exactly, because we all know they’re not winning it all which bumps it to a 2nd rounder. Gimme the higher 1.
Lose all the way. Top 15 pick I’d be pumped about. Everything else is meh to me
Tire148 Then it’s a good play by the DB. But it was absolutely perfect from the QB. You can’t do better than that
Weird choice by Sitton. When you have so many options, why not go a a team that doesn’t blow? Was Chicago offering that much?
Not throw it to him at all do it’s not incomplete. Throw was accurate but throws like that created that stupid defensesless receiver garbage because the QB doesn’t know how to throw it in the MOF
Tire148 It’s the 2nd half in a huge game, that throw has to be made. You can’t protect your receivers 24/7. Sometimes they need to prepare to get hit.
Tire148 Some badass just has the name “Powe” huh. Like Brazilians do it. Poweinho
Been busy as shit this weekend with my daughter’s soccer tournaments and other shit so I’m very late with my reactions to the Eagles moves outside of the trade, but I’m thrilled they kept Dillon Gordon on the 53. I think he’ll be a starting lineman in this league eventually and can be utilized in so many ways right now.
H2O Thanks for giving us your take. It’s been tough for is to wait so long for it
it’s what I do…I update you fuckers whether you want my opinion or not
Tire148 Honestly, if Cousins sux this year and we pick around 10, I am ALL IN on trading up for this guy. I don’t care if we just pulled this bullshit 4 years ago
Cloister- best case scenario Vikings completely blow it and the Eagles are in a position to trade back with aQB needed team
I can’t stand ND, but once they committed their first turnover you know it was over
That would be insane, but I can;t see the Vikings being that bad. Teddy threw something like 14 TDs last season and they were a choked kick away from the divisional round. I’m just amazed the Eagles basically gave up a 3rd rounder and swapped a 2nd for a two 4ths in order to land Wentz.
Damn. That’s some serious dough
Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter 37s37 seconds ago
Josh Sitton signing a 3-year, $21.75 million deal that includes $10M guaranteed with the Chicago Bears, per source.
lol the center that had the bad snaps last name was Shackleford. That was Dale’s fake name in King of the Hill.
The Von Miller “start me” commercial is one of my favorite commercials I’ve ever seen
Yeah it’s pretty insane. I don’t see it either but it’ll be interesting to see what happens. I’m just scared to watch Roseman pick in the 20s again
Tire148
Take it up with his mother.
Think I’m going to binge that tomorrow. Heard a lot of great things.
It’s been a circle jerk about that on here. I’m getting jealous and want to join in the fun
Yeah I first heard about it here and then yesterday some of my friends were jizzing themselves about the 2nd season coming out.
Looks like the Mexican version of House of Cards so I can dig that.
Tire148 Yeah I was waiting for something to happen. Then I noticed it was a jpg
It was too big to upload. So here.
http://imgur.com/gallery/wxUTjhR
Matt Mosley 4.1 take a pill and go to the hospital if it lasts for 4 hours
my only regret is that I didn’t have more SKA time when the trade was first announced
come on, really? I know he does his best to troll any move the Eagles make, but even he couldn’t troll this one.
If this game ends on a missed extra point I’ll be so fucking pissed
He was saying that what if Bradford turns out good and Wentz is a bust
Oh, I was here for part of that. He was saying the trade all hinges on how Bradford does compared to Wentz, which is retarded. But then again, Justin logic is retarded.
Takes some serious stones to make the FG in that situation
YES! Now we don’t have to pretend Notre Dame belongs in the playoffs the whole year. Good times
Guess Dallas got some encouraging news from that MRI this weekend.
<--Suckles lamb fries that are still attached Or Jerruh is doing the same shit he always does. I'll go with that
Go Texas!!! I love to watch ND being beaten. Having it done by UT makes it all that much sweeter.
LOL, the Chinese can be so petty. To express their ‘displeasure’ with the US over the South China Sea, Pres Obama was the ONLY leader at the G20 this weekend that did not enter walking on the traditional ‘welcoming respect’ of a red carpet.
Tire148 It seems that the Eagles demanded the least for their QB, at least according to Spielman. “Some teams asked for a first-round pick and a core young player.” and that was for a backup QB, not their starter. Eagles only wanted picks for their ‘starter’.
Fun Fact:
https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/772761830523633664
The https://twitter.com/hashtag/Browns?src=hash lead the https://twitter.com/NFL in most players from last year’s team on other teams 53-man roster with 11 — a lot. https://twitter.com/hashtag/Broncos?src=hash are next with 10.
G20 ‘honey trap’ warning: Fears Prime Minister’s officials will be seduced by Chinese spies and have hotel rooms bugged.
Now why would the Brits ‘fear’ that would happen. IT WILL and it has happened frequently before to British officials in China.
A close aide to then PM Brown was on an official trip with the PM to China and the 50 year old ‘gentleman’ was surprised to find that a super hot 25 year old Chinese ‘guest’ at a diplomatic reception seemed to find him utterly fascinating. She ended up with him in his hotel room and, when the unfortunate gentleman awakened (rather later than he was accustomed to) and found that his new Chinese GF was gone … as was his laptop & cellphone.
ON a side note I lost my job as the Chief Information Security Officer at the FTC when I warned a group of our lawyers who were going to China to watch out for ‘honey traps’. The Chief of Staff was enraged that I had ‘insulted’ his lawyers and intimated that some of them might engage in ‘immoral behavior’ while abroad.
I’m sure I’m Canadian, but it looks like Gregory will still be suspended for the majority of the season.
http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/17463965/randy-gregory-dallas-cowboys-faces-additional-suspension-substance-abuse-violation
LOL, nice troll
https://twitter.com/Whataburger
Notre Dame can still get a win by stopping by Whataburger on the way out of Texas
Its still under appeal. Confusion yesterday because his 4 game suspension was formally announced. So people thought he won his 10 game appeal.
H2O
Probably, but who knows. The NFL doesn’t ‘have’ to extend the suspension if they decide that doing so isn’t going to help him recover from his problems, but, who knows what they are going to do until they do it. All in all if they do it wouldn’t be the worst thing to happen to him. He could concentrate on recovery rather than worrying about returning to football.
TBH, even if he’s only suspended 4 weeks, he most likely will not be effective this season either. He hasn’t participated in TC and he’s been in rehab (still is there) so he isn’t anywhere near being in ‘football shape’ now and won’t be when his 4 games are up. It would take at least a month for him to get back in shape and even then, he’d be a prime candidate for an injury.
Clarence Hill jumping the shark like that is unfortunate, but, he has a history of shoddy reporting while trying to ‘scoop’ other media types.
It’s pretty amazing how signing Bradford to that 2-year deal worked out for the Eagles. I don’t think this trade happens otherwise. They’re reporting that Bridgewater’s recovery is a full 12 months, which means he wouldn’t be ready for the start of the 2017 season either and the team would most likely put him on the PUP list. Makes the length of Bradford’s contract pretty perfect for the Viking’s situation.
Its a great trade for the Eagles. Doesn’t help muchuch this year,but the trade-off is worth it.
Right. They’re worse off for 2016, but nobody expected much from them anyway and it gets Wentz in there earlier while also basically making the Eagles future drafts whole again.
Oh ,I forgot. You’re going down this week. Ha!
Lol. Everytime I hear Low by Flo Rida that scene from Tropic thunder pops in my head .
Big Dick Swinging.
Happy Labor Day Cunts!
Have we signed Turner & CJ to the practice squad yet??
I’m having the Sploozy special for breakfast… Just thought I should let everybody know…
Keeping Romo on the active roster means he’ll be back sooner. I’ll stick with my week 5 target date but absolutely without a doubt will be back after the bye in week 8.
We don’t need to know the details of your sex life here.
Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
Lol
Also Romo never had a second MRI and by not putting him on IR, it frees up that spot to bring back another player off of that
choyboy0724
If they put him on IR he would have to sit at least the first 8 weeks, then, he’d have to take two more weeks to get back into shape. That puts him at not coming back until at least week 11. IF they keep him on the active roster he can start his conditioning and throwing as soon as he is able (I’ve seen estimates that he can start throwing 3 weeks after the injury, he just can’t sustain contact until the bone is healed). Since the bone heals usually in 6 weeks (an average, some are faster, some are slower), he would be able to play game 5 if he’s on the active roster, if he’s IR’d he can’t play until game 9 or 10.
If he was on IR he would’ve been eligible to practice after 6 weeks
Always, all the time, 24/7, 365, for all eternity and beyond… even in victory, especially in defeat… even with Dak, Deez and Elliott, but especially with BUTT FUMBLE…
choyboy0724 Not that there’s a player on IR (3) that is even a candidate for early return. They could conceivably put someone who gets injured in the first 3-4 games on IR and bring him back tho.
Also I think that week 5 is the first date the Cowboys are targeting for his return
One of those won’t be starting and the other won’t be on the roster by mid October
choyboy0724
Not sure how the rules work for IR now that they’ve gotten rid of the IR/designated for return rule. the 6 week practice rule was specifically for the player placed on IR/designated for return, don’t know if it applies now.
Huh… I don’t find it nearly as offensive when I white woman’s does it…
choyboy0724 Yeah, that was a funny one. He was never even scheduled to have a 2nd MRI, that rumor was another ‘Gregory won his appeal’ rumor that took on a life of it’s own.
Not as delicious looking as Squatch’s bbq. But grilled Shrimp and Mango skewer with garlic butter. And grilled shrimp with coconut water,lemon,mango. Bbq chicken, steak, deep fried wings, and Filipino spaghetti.
Happy Grilling day!
<--Suckles lamb fries that are still attached What kind of shrimp do you use? I would highly recommend Key West Pinks if you can get them. Best tasting shrimp I've ever had
I do. Bologna was a childhood favorite. Like PBJ and Grilled cheese. Every now and then it’s good to bring it back. Lol
Fiversons No Spin Zone
well, that’s because, before she kneeled, she invoked ‘White Privilege’
I still sometimes use seasoned salt on my eggs cause my folks used to do that for me. The nostalgia is real.
Fiversons No Spin Zone Seriously though, good for her on doing that. More voices need to speak up. And not black ones
Nothing that fancy Bill. I’m a simple man. I get a pound or so from the local grocery store here.
You better have taken the membrane off the bottom of those ribs or I’m going to change your banking passwords.
Leftovers heated up brother… But I make mine wxtra crispy so they are good the next day…
Fiversons No Spin Zone What kind of gay plate is that ?
I have to say. This is probably the first season in about 10 years that I am going into it with little to no expectations. They could go 4-12 again or Dak can light it up until Romo gets back and go like 11-5. I do think they will stay in the division race(As shitty as there were last year ,they weren’t eliminated until December I believe Lol). But it’s a relatively stress free season for me. Its weird. Lol
<--Suckles lamb fries that are still attached They have no D they are going to be horrible
<--Suckles lamb fries that are still attached Do you even know anything about FootBall ?
@<–Suckles lamb fries that are still attached You dont even know what a number ! WR is
I think most likely y’all will still be competitive with Dak because of your run game, but that defense won’t allow a post season run whatsoever…
Lol. I think you have me confused with someone else Mosley. You have your split personalities mixed up.
I think their offense will look familiar to Skins fans this year.
Bad damn luck on placement there, cool that they found it though
Yeah. Not completely the same. But it’s a different offense than the one they run with Romo. At least that’s the reports coming from beat writers I follow. Some read zones mixed in. To help Dak.
The pistol is the way to go for a young athletic and inexperienced QB… Does he have any past injuries?
I am the terror that flaps in the night, I am the chill that runs up your spine…
I am the terror that flaps in the night. I am… I’m the surprise in your cereal box…
I am the terror that flaps in the night, I am the jailer who throws away the key.
<--Suckles lamb fries that are still attached Sam Bradford?
https://twitter.com/DavidMooreDMN/status/772806337554022400 So we find out for realz tomorrow
If they really think he can come back week 5, there is no reason to IR imo….
The reason is his health fivers. He has broken spine bones. Not his first time breaking bones in his back either.
Well if they get a medical opinion he could be ready by then it makes sense..
I dunno…the vast majority of medical opinions listed so far say 6-10 weeks. If 19 out of 20 doctors tell me I have cancer I’m not going to default to the 1 just cause it’s what I want to hear.
Well I assume if he isn’t they obviously don’t play him. It I see their point it’s worth having him active in case he is…
I think it’s just Jerry selling hope to the fans. We all know he’s out 6-10 weeks. It’s worth it to him to keep his fans hopeful for the 53rd roster spot I guess.
splooz Same. He hasn’t exactly worked out, be he provides the beef
He’s already winning 1-on-1’s. Be still, my heart
https://twitter.com/MikeJonesWaPo/status/772816060848283648
Looking at Pitt’s D I think we can score some points. Outside Shazier and JMU legend Arthur Moats I’m not sure they have anyone decent.
splooz Fully agree. Their D doesn’t scare me at all. I’m sure because they’re Pitt they’ll find away to be at least decent, but we should absolutely score some points
Hmmmm. Lauvao win the job? Hope so
Mike Jones @MikeJonesWaPo 59s60 seconds ago
Spencer Long is in pads but appears to be watching. Lauvao at LG.
He was a good run blocker last year before he went out… I think he should be the starter…
splooz I think Lauvao was playing better but I don’t think it’s been “official” until (possibly) now
splooz yup. If the DLine wins their matchups in the run/pass game we’ll be in great shape. If not, could be a long night
I wonder if Doctson dresses this monday or they wait to unleash him on Mo Clay.
splooz I’d say the safe money is on them not playing him yet while he gets fully caught up. But maybe they put in a package or two for him
They should have a few red zone packages for him…
But the previous were transverse bones — the ones that stick out from the spine – they aren’t structural. This break involve structurally supporting bones, unrelated to the transverse. So there isn’t an increased risk simply because of a previous break.
Technically they aren’t ‘broken’, he has hairline fractures, not a break. Those heal in 4-6 weeks – on average and it is fairy easy to determine when they are healed via MRI.
Doctson – “What’s the play Kirk?”
Kirk – “You run to corner of end zone and do this!”
Doctson – “Yes sir!”
InJay, last I saw Long was hurt so they weren’t running him full
I totally mean that…bastard. BASTARD IN A BASKET
http://66.media.tumblr.com/24ccfc347a637115494dd357e0467d95/tumblr_mh3glte3Rs1rbv0tfo1_250.gif
Jerry might suit up to be a DB in case he might get Docston’s package at face level.
Clarence Hill just tweeted this
“Tony Romo will undergo an MRI today or tomorrow to help Cowboys make final decision on IR or 53 man roster”
I wonder how he expects anyone to believe him after the Gregory incident.
Bill_In_FL Hill is one of the better cowboy writers
I’m excited for Crowder too. Think he’s in for a big year
I do agree that as far as “defensive triplets” go, for now Lee, Lawrence, and Crawford make a pretty good group. But, when Jaylon Smith gets healthy, and Lord Byron and Gregory become what we believe they will become, this defense is going to be real good. Maybe not Cowboy offense good, but real good.
http://sportsday.dallasnews.com/dallas-cowboys/cowboys/2016/06/24/machota-cowboy-flying-radar-defensive-leader-rank-nfc-east
Eagles coach Doug Pederson named first-round QB Carson Wentz the Week 1 starter.Source: https://twitter.com/caplannfl/status/772819790050234368 Sep 5 – 11:35 AM
Wentz to start wk 1
So what happened to the bringing him along slowly that they talked about all summer?
I might have mentioned that the moment Sam got traded. Kelly wasn’t hearing though.
Bill_In_FL If Dak is better then Wentz its going to look bad for the Eagles front office
lol prediction: eagle browns is gonna be such a shit show. Eagles D is going to make life hell of RG3, Wentz going to throw more incompletions than completetions.
F it The Browns D is garbage though. Wentz should be set up for success. Although he doesn’t exactly have many weapons to throw to
F it Just wait till Eli blows up Arlington next week
splooz I meant Wentz doesn’t have many weapons to throw to
Matt Mosley 4.1 F it well that is not nice…
He probably will, doesn’t mean he will win…
Fantasy GOLD! I know I’m already counting my money.
https://www.profootballfocus.com/fantasy-ezekial-elliot-is-a-top-5-fantasy-rb/
For Fives
http://www.aol.com/article/finance/2016/09/02/how-much-are-americans-spending-on-bacon-each-year/21464444/?ncid=txtlnkusaolp00000058&
908 million lbs of bacon sold in the US/year
Robert Raiola, CPA @SportsTaxMan 2m2 minutes ago
2016 #NFL rookie QB guaranteed comp
#Rams 1st Rd Goff 4yrs $27.5M
#Eagles 1st Rd Wentz 4yrs $26.2M
#Cowboys 4th Rd Prescott 4yrs $383,393
Bill_In_FL You should see the bacon sales curve prior to the boom of the internet and social media. Pretty brilliant marketing and fortunate luck for them.
He has managed to play in some games without getting knocked out…
so who of you all is actually having to work today like me?
Preseason winners:
“2. Ezekiel Elliott’s fantasy owners
We finally got to see the first glimpse of Ezekiel Elliott running behind the best offensive line in football, and it was everything people hoped it would be. The Cowboys’ line was able to open big holes with ease, and Elliott brought the value added on top of that we were expecting, fighting for additional yards after contact and taking the hurt to Seattle safety Kam Chancellor, a player used to being on the other end of the pain train. The Elliott hype is for real, folks, and anybody that went big on him in a fantasy draft is likely to be rewarded in 2016.”
https://www.profootballfocus.com/pro-5-winners-5-losers-from-preseason-week-3/
I am… But I volunteered… But working at home is great…
My wife wants a Tahoe I dont think thats happening
Lupo hard to argue he’s a top back if healthy
penguinfarmer Matt Mosley 4.1 What is a fiat ?
I had Clemson -8.5 Saturday. Thanks for not kicking the FG to make it a 9 point game Dabo. Asshole.
Speaking of which…Ol Miss +5.5 tonight. Sploozy needs a new pair of undies!
Matt Mosley 4.1 penguinfarmer http://i.imgur.com/dkoqkUQ.jpg
Love your recorder skills btw
For Wentz to start, either he’s more ready than everybody thinks
OR
Pederson really hates the notion of starting Chase
While it’s probably a combination of both, I’m thinking it’s the latter
Hey, they hired him to be a backup dammit, and he’s going to be the backup!
Dak starting in Dallas, Wentz starting in Philly, Goff …. 3rd string in LA. Gotta think the Rams GM is suicidial at this point.
Bill_In_FL Not at all. The Rams GM’s LOL’ing at his latest contract extension
Bill_In_FL Not really. Les Snead just got an extension. And it’s week 1 of the first year.
Romo will return between week 5-8. By not placing him on IR, Cowboys are most likely looking at him being back week 5
I think its simply a matter of having a #2 overall pick, that looks better than Chase, even if he doesn’t have the experience
If the cowboys win this week, and Dak has a large hand in it, Romo goes to short term IR
What do you think happens if Dallas loses to NYG and Dak stinks?
I understand the Cowboys, they had no choice, but, the Eagles ‘engineered’ they’re ‘tough’ situation.
pardon me if I don’t take your word on Dak
This is true Justin. Choy is also still unconvinced that Romo is hurt.
If you think a rookie QB with our defense is gone be better than .500 then I want some of what you are smoking.
funny thing is we actually did both. one at 4 overall, and other in round 4
Dallas had the choice of getting a competent veteran backup for Romo during the offseason instead of rolling the dice with a 4th round rookie.
The Eagles put themselves in the tough situation to benefit though from Minny’s desperation. They couldn’t say no to that deal.
You think Jerry would hold JG accountable for this? I mean it’s the same thing as last year and it’s not like JG has anything really different to work with on either side of the ball.
The only way the Cowboys win this division is if Tony Romo has a significant impact on it, otherwise forget about it.
I think Jerry has bought into the Dak hype and expect Garrett to win with him
Jerry bought into the Weeden hype. Jerry makes the damn Cowboys hype.
choyboy0724 he will have a significant impact. by telling Dak what to do
From one who knows. And, I don’t remember him saying this about Cassel or Weeden.
Aug 25
Dez Bryant @DezBryant
DAK is the truth. #DallasCowboys WORLD
even if he does come back . HE CAN’T TAKE A HIT.
I think its naïve to expect anything from Romo going forward
If Romo doesn’t start at least half of the games this season, then this season is over
You never liked him to begin with and you have no clue what a successful Cowboys team looks like anyway
I know, because Romo has been the QB since ive been a fan
Oh, I agree completely, but, it still has to be galling to the Rams. It is pretty unusual for the 1st pick QB not to start. I mean it’s not like they already have a franchise QB playing for them. Not being able. Not being able to beat out Casee Keenam isn’t a good sign.
How bout you stick the large rifle down your throat pull the trigger and do the world a favor
Bill_In_FL I never understood why Goff was rated so high. his record was terrible.
So you can now actually get panda at Panda Express.
penguinfarmer Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze LMAO
You know when your 4th round pick, is leading the all rookie team, you did something right. And that’s before you get to the number 4 pick.
OFFENSE
Quarterback
Dak Prescott, Dallas
He’s penciled in behind arguably the best offensive line in football, with the chance to throw (and run) with plenty of favorable down-and-distance situations. Will it be 3-4 weeks, or 9-10? That’s the question. Just keep an eye on Philly. There’s at least a possibility that Carson Wentz will get more starts than Prescott.
Justin is here so the quality of posts goes down drastically
Fiversons No Spin Zone we want our QB to keep his knees intact. thank you.
Justin and Shitrant are two people that I wish to God never became Cowboys fans
Just wait till Daz doesn’t pay enough attention to Dez
choyboy0724 pretty sure he isn’t talking about me buddy
Or he just keeps fending the ball to Dez and DB tee of on Dez
matt didn’t you text me saying Romo is never starting for dallas again
he spread it all around in pre-season. we shall see.
There’s like 5 SB contending tabs and the rest of the league seems mediocre.
I welcome all. even the dumbfuck ones like you.
Eagles have only one more spot on the practice squad and have yet to sign CJ Smith and Turner. If they aren’t nth signed Roseman will have wasted all his trades
Holy shit I signed on and see this place is in full troll mode today. Sorry I couldn’t be here wasting my life away with the rest of you over the past few days but I was busy boating, barbecuing and enjoy life with friends. Some of you need to get a life.
NFC: Cards, Seahawks, Panthers, Packers
AFC: Pats, Steelers
I agree. Losing Patrick Turner is much worse than getting a 1st and 4th for Sam Bradford
Denver still going to be tough if they get Lynch going
The *Pats are among the mediocre. At best. Chiefs way better than all other AFC teams
They lost a lot of their supporting cast but their coaching might make up for it
just going to be really hard to beat them. I mean, Peyton was downright terrible last year.
https://twitter.com/Jeff_McLane/status/772796649068298240
They had 5 yesterday
Note to self, never go to splooz’s Doctor
I thought it would be funny, self deprecating humor and all…
It was a beautiful weekend here. We are supposed to be heading to friends in a bit but not sure if that’s going to happen now. The clouds rolled in a little while ago and I’m starting to hear thunder.
@ Shitrant
Are u betting on the Chiefs again this year since u think they are the best AFC team?
I’m pretty sure he was talking in reference to Wentz mobility or Sams lack of.
Fiversons No Spin Zone Andy just cant get the big one
I eat pieces of shit like penguin for breakfast.
I eat pieces of shit for breakfast.
Cowboys on Cowboys Crime guys!
https://66.media.tumblr.com/4b0492a4e146347897164def8cc05ce0/tumblr_mnj2my6MvV1s9pzsmo1_250.gif
https://twitter.com/Jeff_McLane/status/772823298371624960
Why waste another roster spot on a QB when you have your young starter and a back up? Get Kevin Hogan and try to develop him.
Agreed tire… Seems like a waste of a roster spot…
JP Finlay @JPFinlayCSN 43s43 seconds ago
Matt Jones says the shoulder “feels awesome” Said he’s been banging it around and is in a great spot #RedskinsTalk
Someone blocked has liked my post. I think it’s time to kiss and makeup.
Beaster + Splooz = BFFs
Stupid suicidal alien had to go and fuck up warp drive for everyone by exploding her shuttle.
BOLD PREDICTION:
*NE starts (at best) 2-2 with wins vs Buffalo and Miami, and losses vs Ari. And Houston, then finishes 9-7 with losses vs Seattle, Pittsburg, Cincinnatti, NYJ and at Denver and misses playoffs.
http://www.espn.com/nfl/team/schedule/_/name/ne/new-england-patriots
Still dropping him when I need another TE.
I was planning on trying to be nice to everyone once season started anyways Justin.
What’s the deal with Nix? Is he just a guy that never lived up to his billing or was he misjudged and simply sucks?
I think he’s been hurt and like Dallas…has suxed. He’s in good hands now though.
A lot of things. May have just been overestimated. Effort was questioned when he struggled with his weight and play. Injuries mounted. He played a little better this preseason, but he would have been the 6th or 7th DT on the Giants’ roster.
He’s a terrible human being now on a team with more terrible human beings?
Probably a lot like Ziggy Hood. Just hasn’t lived up to the billing. Lots of DL prospects get overdrafted due to need IMO.
Not sure Philly fans are in much of a position to be calling other team’s players “terrible human beings” these days. Except Dallas players of course.
You see me? I should close windows cause I am not wearing a shirt.
Just saying homey. Chip cleaned out the troubled guys. Howie hasn’t made a secret he’s ok with them.
I would like to see Trent Murphy cut. There…I said it. It had to be said.
Licky is next but I don’t hate him as much. That Junior injury sure is a bummer.
The Yeti who sleeps with Chuck Norris cannot be cut -RCU
The Cowboys’ Last 20 Years
Unfortunately, since the Cowboys last Super Bowl victory, at the end of the 1995 season, things have not gone as well. Over these last 20 seasons — 1996 to 2015 — the Dallas Cowboys have managed:No Super Bowl wins or appearances.No NFC Championship game appearances.Nine winning seasons, with the longest stretch spanning five years from 2005 to 2009.Eight playoff seasons, but only two playoff victories.A won-loss record of 156-158, or .496, 128 points below their previous 30-year run.Top five scoring offenses 4 times (in 20 seasons).Top five scoring defenses 5 times (in 20 seasons)
honeybadger23 I will hop this fence and fight every Redskin here.
Nah, Sonic food will do far more damage to you than I could.
What’s Romos record vs the giants say in the last 6 games?
From what you have seen in pre-season who is the better QB?
Romo looked fine but Dak was better, and at this point we don’t know if we will ever see a healthy or elite version of Tony Romo again. I’m not counting on contributions from DLaw, Randy or Tony in 2016. I’m riding their backups to the Superbowl, if they can’t get me there then I’m willing to wait for this new young group to get me there.by http://www.sbnation.com/users/scraig2015 on http://www.bloggingtheboys.com/2016/9/5/12780192/dallas-cowboys-championship-quest-how-close-is-america-s-team-to-getting-back-on-top-tony-romo#392664877 http://www.bloggingtheboys.com/2016/9/5/12780192/dallas-cowboys-championship-quest-how-close-is-america-s-team-to-getting-back-on-top-tony-romo# http://www.bloggingtheboys.com/2016/9/5/12780192/dallas-cowboys-championship-quest-how-close-is-america-s-team-to-getting-back-on-top-tony-romo#
Something something 4-12 something something You have a stripper as QB
Forsett back to the Ravens.
Elvis Dumervil @EKD92 3m3 minutes ago
Welcome back fam @JForsett! I missed you. #RavensFlock
#InJayWeTrust Why wasnt he watching game tapes ?
Just heard some gunshots from people hunting dove a few minutes ago.
Time to get a better jacket.
Adam Caplan @caplannfl 1m1 minute ago
Wentz said he was wearing a flak jacket when he suffered broken ribs and he’ll continue to wear it.
87fiveoh254 just tell him to stay away from Baker after he throws a pick week 6
2nd overall pick 1 week till the season starts and you go hunting ?
Matt Mosley 4.1 H2O That’s not nice, Mosley. I think you should apologize.
penguinfarmer Matt Mosley 4.1 H2O and a FU
https://twitter.com/SethWalderNYDN
Eli Manning said he sent Tony Romo a text, told him to “heal up quickly.”https://twitter.com/SethWalderNYDN/status/772850618067197952
https://twitter.com/JordanRaanan
Eli Manning said he reached out recently to Cowboys QB Tony Romo. Sent him a text and told him to “heal up quickly.”https://twitter.com/JordanRaanan/status/772850419072577536
I always wonder how some of the players get other players phone numbers. Like Cliff Avril. Do they have a directory like we had in school? lol
Who to start at one of my flex positions: Rawls, Duke, or Henry? I have Rawls in there currently.
I heard that Eli sent Romo text telling him to heal up quickly
I’m keeping an eye on Rawls this week. Still not sure the extent of his progress back from injury.
First overall pick 1 week til the season starts and your texting with your boyfriend?
I was also thinking that, but I’m not sure how many carries they plan on giving Henry and Duke plays against the Eagles so I’d rather not start him.
I think Rawls should be the guy unless they get bad news Friday.
H2O Elis won more Super Bowl than Wentz has played in preseason games
49ers FB Bruce Miller has been arrested for assault.Miller, who has been accused of domestic violence in the past, is accused of beating up a father (70 years old) and a son in an extremely bizarre incident. Miller attempted to check into a hotel on Sunday. Told it was full, he returned Monday morning and seemingly randomly attacked the two men. This incident could cost Miller his roster spot.
Frenchie! Wow. Chip needs to rectify this by cutting Eric Reid
Hahaha I would love to see Peters beat up baker again.
<--Sits down to pee. Dallas doctors really doing a bang up job this preseason
Clarence Hill @clarencehilljr 3m3 minutes ago Dallas, TXTapper said the back is fine now and he will be ready to go hopefully as early as Week 2. But he had broken bone in his back since childhood
87fiveoh254 Broken back bone since childhood? Dallas just tossing away their mid round picks on guy with big injury questions
Was this even mentioned at draft. How’d he play in college without this being known?
Judging by this e X-ray, it looks like it was broken on. December 12, 1995 when u attempted to dunk on a 7 1/2 foot goal…
Oh who gives a fuck… Thanks for ruining the joke asshole…
https://twitter.com/DMN_George/status/772861522942885888 Injury news that doesn’t really affect the Cows, but still kinda relevant
Fiversons No Spin Zone You’ve welcome. Although the blame falls squarely on Google. Cuz I had to look up who Charles Tapper is
https://twitter.com/toddarcher/status/772862621238386688 Get it fixed before you play. Paralysis is nothing to gloss over
It’s probably his bodies physician reaction to being a cowboy…
Charean Williams @NFLCharean 2m2 minutes ago
Mark Sanchez: If I get to see the field, great. If not, great. Just keep plugging away and enjoy being a Dallas Cowboy.
Jeff Cavanaugh @JC1053 1m1 minute ago
Jeff Cavanaugh Retweeted Charean Williams
“Just as long as the checks clear, whatevs”
Or they could be a godsend like a bunch of data’s…
<--Sits down to pee. I guess that would be why DARPA is currently experimenting with creating 'swarms' of autonomous mini-bots that could be released on the battlefield to hunt down enemy soldiers and kill them.
<--Sits down to pee. All you have to do is read Robert Heinlein's short story, "David" about a future war in which the west creates swarms of small killer robots in an automated manufacturing plant that they lose control of and they do wipe out humanity on earth
https://twitter.com/khairopoulos/status/772867313141895168 Hr may not have had a good career. And is the Butt of a lot of jokes. But this is cool IMO
<--Sits down to pee. I really like Sanchez the person. He's a good dude
Some QB’s can be dicks when it comes to wanting to teach someone. Lol.
Should I put mustard on my ribs with a dry rube ?
#InJayWeTrust Matt Mosley 4.1 That is the right answer
Mustard is never a bad idea, even if it’s only to keep the sploozes away.
Matt Mosley 4.1 You can however mix some Coleman’s dry mustard into the rub mix
Saw the Eagles waived JaCorey Shepherd. Guess he isn’t the next great NFL corner like some were making him out to be…
#InJayWeTrust Wasn’t the same player after coming back from his knee injury
I’m gonna go out on a limb and say narcos has the potential to be one of Fiversons top 5 shows of all times…
#InJayWeTrust Frenchie!
Eagles latest depth chart has him as 2nd string backing up McKelvin. He is ahead of Rowe tho.
ESPN doesn’t show him on the Eagles depth chart, then again ESPN still shows the Eagles in a 3-4 base D – you can read into that whatever you want about ESPN’s reliability & accuracy
#InJayWeTrust Won’t start. Banged up right now but will get some playing time when 100%. Ahead of Rowe on the depth chart.
You wanna start playing that game?
You will lose bad.
https://twitter.com/AlbertBreer
https://twitter.com/AlbertBreer/status/772907771981340679
Albert Breer Retweeted Tony Grossi
Per Grossi, the Browns didn’t project Carson Wentz as a Top 20 QB. So they traded. They play Wentz in 6 days btw.
As I recall he was #7 on Dallas draft list
Cleveland not liking a QB is a good sign. See: every QB they have drafted/passed over.
Dallas is upping their game regarding broken backs. Instead of waiting until the players are on the squad to break their backs, they now are drafting them with already broken backs. Other teams are struggling to keep up ….
I’ve had like 6 tall boys a bottle of vodka and grilled ribs and chicken
Matt Mosley 4.1
I salute you, If I had 6 tall beers & a 5th of Vodka I’d be sick & probably unconscious.
I watched the Navy Fordham game and, while Navy pounded Fordham (who beat Army last year) 52-16 (and it could have been worse), Navy lost it’s starting QB to an ACL in the 1st qtr. I feel for this young man because he has been the backup for Keenan for 3 years. He is a really talented runner and, if he had switched to slotback he would probably have been a starter for three years. He stayed at #2 QB for the good of the team. This year he was the starter and goes out for the season after less than 15 minutes (60 yds rushing & 2 TDs in that time). He didin’t deserve that.
Navy’s 2nd string QB played very well and we should be okay. They pulled him at halftime because they didn’t want to risk injury. They only had 3 QBs suited up for the game and the #3 QB could not play because he was recovering from an injury, so Navy literally went into the stands and pulled the #4 QB (a true Freshman) out of the stands and had him suit up and play the 2nd half.
I got a look at the Cowboys offensive game plan for the Giants. It’s pretty complex:
1. Is there a Safety in the box? Dak throws
2. Are there two safeties back? Dak hands off to Elliott.
Giants safeties are fast this year watch out
https://twitter.com/nflnetwork
https://twitter.com/nflnetwork/status/772917269001297920
“Anything that happened last year is over.”
Coach Rivera’s approach to 2016 season:
Is this guy related to Yogi Berra?
Matt Mosley 4.1
Like Newt says, “It won’t make any difference”.
Sir Squatch Let us know how well that pairs with a white zinfandel.
https://twitter.com/Jeff_McLane/status/772929304250421248
Best practice squad in the league!
Labor Day, bitches.
Chef buddy smoked some brisket. Ballin.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze
Damn. I’m envious. I can’t smoke brisket to save my life. My always comes out dry as sawdust.
penguinfarmer Sir Squatch
I think you’d need a much heavier wine, maybe a Beaujolais.
Johnny Manziel has enrolled in classes @ A&M. Guess he wants to go to some frat parties.
penguinfarmer Sir Squatch
BTW, White Zinfandel is a poor relation of wine, it shouldn’t exist. it’s a lot like ‘lite’ beer is to real beer.
#InJayWeTrust Bill_In_FL
best way to decsribe her is the 70’s-80’s version of Ann Coulter
H2O
Like I said Dallas had him as #7 on their board.If he was available @4 I don’t know that they would take him, but they might have
Would have been interesting to see if they took him. I’m just saying you can’t really go wrong having the opposite opinion as the Browns when it comes to the QB position. Worked out pretty well for the Eagles last time they took a QB the Browns passed on.
https://twitter.com/SportsSturm
https://twitter.com/jwm_tweets
https://twitter.com/jwm_tweets/status/772955128613613568
https://twitter.com/SportsSturm there is a heated argument at this restaurant/bar about whether Dak or Sanchez is starting. https://twitter.com/hashtag/CowboyFan?src=hash
BAHAHA!!
H2O What, you’re dissing the guys that ‘stole’ Johnny Manziel? Really?
Doing a draft in my money league right now. Some players are coming off the board way too soon.
Here’s the draft I have.
Wilson
D. Johnson
Rawls
Julio
J. Nelson
Olsen
K. Allen
M. Floyd
Seahawks D/ST
J. Tucker
P. Rivers
R. Jennings
T. Lockett
S. Ware
Kevin White
S. Shepard
Don’t you think drafts are boring? If you’re playing for money, auctions are the only way to go.
Badger. First avi bet change. Winner of week 2? I win I get to change my avi back to what I want. You win you get to change it again(with no name change clause) Lol.
The NFL dragging their heels on Lane’s suspension is good news for Carson and the Eagles. Probably better to have Johnson for the first few games as he gets his feet wet.
I should just relable this post as week 1 predictions and see if anyone bothers adding any
I gave predictions for the year in earlier posts and have a bunch of crazy bets going. I don’t feel the need to overdo it.
Just checked my daughter’s travel soccer schedule. I swear the people who make the schedule are trolling Eagles fans. I no longer have cable, which means I have no DVR. Looks like I’m going to have to dig out a VCR if I have one (or buy one) and a VHS tape. lol
Matt Mosley 4.1
Whereas I’m okay with what the Dallas O is going to do to the Giants D
Sir Squatch
I don’t do predictions. Predictions are hard, especially about the future
I think I have one buried somewhere. Other than that, I’d probably have to get it of eBay.
H2O You can always tape over your wedding videos. It’s not like we EVER watch those damn things anyways.
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https://twitter.com/therealmarklane/status/770231611174576129 Two potential targets for Wash and Dallas