SPIKED KOOLAID
QB – Carson Wentz
RB – Darren Sproles, Ezekiel Elliott
WR – DeSean Jackson, Jordan Matthews
TE – Jordan Reed
T – Lane Johnson, Trent Williams
G – Brandon Scherff, Zack Martin
C – Travis Frederick
Interior DL – Fletcher Cox, Damon Harrison
Edge Rushers –Trent Murphy, Brandon Graham
LB – Jonathan Casillas, Will Compton, Jordan Hicks
CB – Josh Norman, Janoris Jenkins
S – Malcolm Jenkins, Byron Jones
K – Dustin Hopkins
P – Tress Way
KR – Lucky Whitehead
PR – Jamison Crowder
Why does it look like there are more Skins than Greenbloods???
WTF LUPO????
Lupo Not your list, still your fault
#luposfault #thanksolupo
God this is dumb.
Zeke, Witten, Tyron, Dez, Mo, Lee, and of course Bailey.
WR’s Desean. Jordan & ODB
RB’s: Zeke, Sproles
QB: Carson City
OL: Lane, Trent, Fred, Martin, Scherff
TE: Reed
DL: Cox, Snacks, Graham, Murphy?
LB: Hicks, Compton, Casillas
CB’s: Norman, Jenkins, DRC?
Safeties: Jenkins, Jones
I think it all starts with the bad math. Fucks up his perception of the rest of reality.
Lupo, great job man. Thanks for taking time out and doing this for us all. Means a lot!
Next time put a little work in and take it seriously if you volunteer to do it Lupo.
Not a bad list, although I could have used it an hour ago…
You should change your avi to that old dude with the bitter beer face.
It’s amazing what one win does to some skins fans. And they wonder why most people can’t stand them.
I’m telling you he is RCU. Do you think it’s a coincidence his first initial is R and his first name name is Rob? Do you also think it’s a coincidence he is very moody when posting and his last name is Moody?
Whether he is or not, he’s acting exactly like him so I’ll just tune him out from now on.
H20 They should be like us Cows and Iggles fans and just be obnoxious asshats win, lose, or draw.
Surprised Osmell Beckham and Jenkins aren’t there, and could debate about the Reed/Witten spot for now.
Dongtavious Steelwang The Giants kicking net should definitely get an honorary spot.
Reed/Witten could be a debate for sure. ODB should probably be on the list but fuck him.
I think the difference is Reed is drawing full attention from teams where Witten is likely Dallas’ 3rd target.
I’m enjoying his idiotic nonsense. Imagine how much of an ass anyone would act if they had to go though 25 years 4 teams being losers. It has to be hard on the little fellow.
22SnakePlissken5150 Dongtavious Steelwang Play of the Week
splooz He’s been more of a consistent/reliable target for Dak, which I guess was my argument. I don’t have any stake in it really, just thought it could be worth a discussion.
splooz Teams are literally forgetting Witten is on the field. Keep thinking he’s a pulling guard.
exactly my point…the 3 people who did it before you actually took it seriously and did a modicum of research
rep138 Mytee Norman throwing Beckham out of da club
Mytee splooz So slow…yet still finds ways to straight up clown linebackers and safeties a few times a game. I always laugh when he pulls one of his moves and gets open as fuck.
holy shit i didn’t volunteer I put two posts up half seriously.. you need to calm down lol.. if I would have know he was publishing it I would have taken more time… yikes
He is always a consistent and reliable target. He is also extremely unspectacular now given his age and skills. He’s open enough cause teams are focused on Dez and the run. In DC Reed is consistent, reliable, and makes some crazy good plays despite teams focused on limiting him before they worry bout our #2 option…D-Jax. That’s pretty damn high praise.
Witten’s a good player still but he is what he is.
22SnakePlissken5150 Mytee splooz He’s just good at getting open. He was never a speed guy, similar to Anquan Boldin. You don’t need speed to get open.
I think teams just don’t worry about him Snake. Playing Dallas there are 2 bigger fish to fry. Teams playing DC have no bigger fish to fry than Reed and it shows with the coverage he gets now.
Think I got it, you’ll have to refresh to see the updates, got too many things going on and missed some stuff
22SnakePlissken5150 Mytee splooz Fairly good read on Witten’s savvyness http://grantland.com/the-triangle/jason-witten-master-of-the-option-route/
Post has been updated to further incite enraged discussion.
splooz I agree. They know he’s a ball sponge when it comes his way, but he’s no longer a guy who will turn a short catch into a large gain, while Dez can out muscle a tackler and take off, Beasley is a shifty little fucker, and Williams has speed when he’s not fucking up.
Lupo I don’t think he has any issues with me. You on the other hand…
Dongtavious Steelwang I should just randomly update it through the day
Sir Squatch Dongtavious Steelwang LOL just see who’s actually paying attention.
“I didn’t make the All-Beast Team???? First we lose on Sunday, now this??? I can’t take it!!!!”
– Beckham Jr
https://usatthebiglead.files.wordpress.com/2016/09/odell-beckham-crying-against-redskins.gif?w=1000
I guess it’s not your fault then, my bad. I just feel dumb for actually taking my time with it the other week. Won’t be doing it again.
Frenchie! 12 fucking minutes left in the game and this baby is having a goddamn meltdown.
H20 Well, it’s supposed to incite discussion….it’s certainly doing that.
LOL http://media.fyre.co/HV1cEuFSRUKOiiqGNUB1_image.jpeg
H20 I posted it because nobody else was doing it, Lupo seemed to actually put a full list together and you said you didn’t want to do it this week.
Wentzadelphia Better than the Giants color rush unis. They look like the Bills
I will like this as it is likely the funniest post you’ve made in years.
Frenchie! anybody else hear REM’s “Everybody hurts” playing in their head when they see this? LOLOLOL
How in the hell can the Skins have 10 players on the list and be such a god awful team?
H20 I’m not denying that. You’re more than welcome to send me a list and I’ll post it without issue.
Will Compton should not be on team. Su’a is our best ILB by far and he shouldn’t be on team.
The New York Post expects Giants CB Dominique Rodgers-Cromartie (groin) to miss some time.Rodgers-Cromartie was reportedly moving gingerly around the locker room after exiting the Week 3 loss to the Redskins. With Eli Apple (hamstring) and Darian Thompson (foot) also likely to sit out this week, the Giants are getting thin in the secondary.
Valid points. The play calling hasn’t been good and Kirk has looked about as bad as he can.
Man I’m glad the eagles have been relatively healthy.
Josh Evans sounds like the name of an American Idol contestant.
JosephR2225 sounds like Stormtrooper killed when Luke goes nuts after Vader kills Obi Wan.
YOU’RE NOT PLAYING THE GAME THE RIGHT WAY, LUPO!
Speaking of range. Look at the ground https://twitter.com/Rodney_McLeod4 covers here on this INT. Ridiculoushttps://twitter.com/hashtag/Eagles?src=hash https://t.co/h6cRVm8m9T— Fran Duffy (@fduffy3) https://twitter.com/fduffy3/status/780505131804725248
Started 12 games for the Jags last year and played in all 16. Guess that’s a pretty good try out for someone off the streets at this point in the season.
That is impressive. I wonder how far he would have to run to have qualified for the all-beast team. Lupo, your thoughts?
JosephR2225 You’re the guy who hit his head on the door.
splooz Or the stormtrooper who bumped his head on the door in Episode IV
its not the running, its the leaping ability
Tress Way has only punted 5 times in 3 games???? Strange.
Porkins was a x-wing pilot!
Don’t make me get all nerd angry on you!!!
splooz He stepped on my coke stash with baby laxative powder.
22SnakePlissken5150 splooz How dare you assume that I would waste coke like that!
T. Romo, QB Coach 4 D.Prescott NOW we know the list is horrible
Donnies Jones has punted 10 more times, has a better average and better net. Not sure how Way beat him out.
FGs doofus. They are 6th in NFL in yards but 18th in PPG. They move the ball into FG range keeping punter on sideline but then fail to get 7.
Someone didn’t read between the lines here…….Kirk the Kunt sux
T. Romo, QB Coach 4 D.Prescott https://twitter.com/timkawakami/status/780798922235129856
H20 I’ll be taking the spot for All Beast Curmudgeon this week.
I read between your poutine lines. Only 4 turnovers thus far. Middle of the pack. Kirk’s thrown 3 picks in 3 games which really isn’t that bad.
H2o, Choy still hasn’t shown up??? Does he understand he has to keep the Avi you pick for him for a week from the day he does?
T. Romo, QB Coach 4 D.Prescott So if two very extreme statements are true, it must lead to an even more extreme conclusion.
I think “destroyed the team” was always hyperbole… but it would be pretty foolish not to acknowledge they were worse off after the bulk of his personnel decisions.
JosephR2225 But this is how Tim works, he takes hyperbole literally and then freaks out on twitter
JosephR2225 Jackson, Maclin & Shady will be black eyes for a LONG time
H20 He welched on a pizza bet with me. Both him and InJay owe me one and both welched.
Wentzadelphia spotting Shitsburgh 20 points…..LOLOLOL
“Please let this be Ted Cruz, please let this be Ted Cruz…” Damn.
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/multiple-injuries-reported-shooting-houston-shopping-mall-article-1.2806725
Mytee Kawakami is a douchebag & Dallas is the only Beast Team that gets to face Chip….
And he’s making the mistake of engaging angry people from Philly on twatter.
Otsitheiceman In the movie “Unbroken”, when the Japanese prison camp commander has every single prisoner muster in the yard and punch Mr. Zamperini in the face, I like to imagine that they are punching Ted Cruz instead.
Cloister rooting for Dallas and the Giants hurt, but rooting for a division rival when they are playing an out of division opponent? Not sure how that can be justified.
Mytee It’s kind of a running gag that Ted Cruz has “the most punchable face ever”.
That may be the ugliest, most vile avatar of all time. Take it the fuck down.
Mytee You’re right. I hope all you fuckers lose this weekend. All of you
penguinfarmer H20 wow, he’s got a seven-head and is making the “I smell poopy” face.
49ers 30, Cowboys 2
Browns 48, Skins 16
Vikings 52, Giants 3
Fuck your couches
Shady doesn’t bother me. Honestly Maclin doesn’t bother me that much either, but I do wish we still had Jackson. Particularly with a QB who can thrown the deep ball. But the failure to address the OL and expending resources on guys like Huff, Maxwell and Murray AND failing to put them in any kind of situation to be successful was just dumb.
People into politics have no chill Mytee. It’s amazing the things they say about the other side. Somehow the country and world manages to survive all the unforgivable sins and atrocities each side commits on a daily basis
Skins take a 16-0 lead and Kirk gets knocked out. McCoy comes in but is wearing gloves, long sleeves, and a facemask visor with braids hanging out of the back. Cleveland wins 48-16 and Colt McCoy is found after the game tied up in locker room after game.
No one knows what happened.
Splooz knows.
Frenchie! I’ma have Charlie Murphy kick the shit out of you.
87fiveoh254 can always block a XP and run it back for 2 points or get a pick or fumble return on a opponent’s 2 point conversion attempt.
It is crazy how people can spend day in and day out getting so worked up and arguing until they are blue in the face about something that ultimately doesn’t really matter all that much.
Weirdos.
JosephR2225 Eagles are a fraud. Redskins are trash. Giants are laughable. Cowboys are America’s Team. If you have a problem with that, I’ll fucking kill you.
H20 Lebron and the Cavs gave that city all the winning it needs for a year or two. We can’t spoil them. In fact, it’s time for that river to catch on fire again just to remind the people of Cleveland that they in fact still live in Cleveland.
I never thought for a second that RGIII would be starting this week. I just never had faith in him lasting.
This would be a hilarious week for it to happen. SKA deserves it, SKA demands it.
The good news is that we are the first team in like 6 games that get to study game tape of the fucking Browns QB.
I do so love modern day “Constitutionalists” (especially the hot naked ones)
“Before she could finish her sentence, two cops arrived on the scene and put Perry in handcuffs. “All right, ma’am,” the male police officer said. “That’s enough of that.” Perry argued that she “read the constitution” and has a “right to vote naked,” but the female police officer informed her that she had been misinformed. “Did you read it, or did you just briefly scan it?” she asked.”
http://www.eonline.com/news/797871/katy-perry-votes-naked-then-gets-arrested
H20 It would be great seeing the Browns of the AFC beating the Browns of the NFC.
It would actually be a win for the skins in the race for Deshaun Watson.
You have to admit it would be funny seeing RCU/Mytee trying to spin that loss.
They don’t have anything on offense really, but their defense isn’t horrible. Any Given Sunday and whatnot, they’ve been in games this year and should have won last week.
I still think the Skins can win it though
He’s the first QB since like last November to start consecutive games is what I mean.
Frenchie! Can you imagine how moody Rob would be after that loss?
I know.. they should have beaten miami on the road.. who should have beaten Seattle… any given Sunday and all
http://www.livefyre.com/profile/17039720/ 5ptsFeatured
17 minutes ago I’m rooting for Dallas to win this week just so Kawakami can STFU
————-
Not supporting Kaepernick, AND rooting for Dallas. *saved
Browns. Their best offensive players are running backs. Skins suck at run defense. Easy matchup
Lupo I’m assuming they will keep Norman on him, though not sure what they do when they set up the wildcat.
T. Romo, QB Coach 4 D.Prescott http://imgur.com/a/UXEPF
Yeah. Because rooting for the 49ers has a direct correlation to rooting for racial equality in America
And we call RCU an idiot…
Dongtavious Steelwang Wonder if he knows that the week starts whenever he owns up to the bet
Sir Squatch Dongtavious Steelwang Probably just hoping it all blows over.
1. Make dumb statement.
2. Get called out on dumb statement.
3. Troll others for your dumb statement.
Frenchie! Don’t forget to wipe your Kirk when you are done.
Sir Squatch Lupo Would’ve changed Squatch’s avatar to Blue Label a long time ago
Wentzadelphia Frenchie! Are you saying Frenchie has a cunt?
Monz Venus I was talking about his back vagina
NFL is probably pissed that the Eagles are on bye this week as well, taking some of the wind out of the hype sails/sales that could have been built
It’s not the personnel decisions that ruined Chip. It was how he used them. Trying to force Billy Davis’ two gap scheme on the defense when they were better suited for attacking. Most importantly keeping Trey Burton off the field.
Just watched what I can only describe as a c-130 doing steep spirals to a landing. Pretty cool.
Sir Squatch Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze Still ballin’
More stupidity:
How can Carolina (a 1-2 team that got THUMPED both games they lost) be ranked as the 7 th best team in the league? How can the Cards, another 1-2 team that has looked terrible in both losses, be ranked 5th? How can the Eagles be ranked beneath both these teams after DOMINATING the squeelers, and how the FUCK can a Baltimore team who has been absolutely miraculously lucky to be 2 0-3 teams, and another horrible team, be ranked ahead of the Cowboys who are two pints from being undefeated?
http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/17636431/nfl-2016-week-4-power-rankings-denver-broncos-new-england-patriots-seattle-seahawks
And that definitely goes for your own rank rankings. Idiot.
Otsitheiceman You’re throwing a hissy fit over bEast teams and over arbitrary lists as if it has an effect on performance
You really want to know? It’s that I don’t get how dumb people are.
you complain about power rankings but i’m the idiot.. lol.. 2 points from 3-0!! lol
Lol i was nevet mr. Aircraft. If i didn’t fly it I generally didn’t care.
And you get offended when people offer their opinions about other things right? Or no?
every team can say that… that’s why they keep score and play 60 minutes.. a loss is a loss.. they are 2-1
Otsitheiceman I’m more amazed that you’re still getting worked up about it
Is that right? You sure? Tell you what, FND another team that can say that and win a prize. Otherwise STFU
H20 lol I was in Vegas when Bradford got traded, not sure if they suspended odds or not. Wasn’t paying enough attention to notice.
sorry, I posted this for the accuracy part…just realized it included the SB odds
You’re amazed that people get worked up about differences of opinion? Is this your first day on the planet?
Which 3-0 team — the Broncos, Eagles, Patriots, Ravens or Vikings — is most likely to miss the playoffs?Ravens: 52 percent chance to make the playoffs
Eagles: 82 percent chance to make the playoffs
Broncos: 87 percent chance to make the playoffs
Vikings: 92 percent chance to make the playoffs
Patriots: 94 percent chance to make the playoffs
it helps the Eagles that hey are the only true contender in this cupcake division.
Lupo Don’t wanna get too ahead of ourselves. We were almost assured a playoff spot before the wheels fell off the bus.
FPI’s preseason simulations had the Eagles making the playoffs 14 percent of the time, the fourth-lowest percentage in the NFL.
Three weeks later they rank second in points scored, first in points allowed, and seventh in FPI. Their 82 percent chance to make the playoffs ranks fifth in the NFL.
Rookie quarterback http://www.espn.com/nfl/player/_/id/2573079/carson-wentz is off to an incredible start. His 102 pass attempts without an interception rank second in NFL history through a player’s first three career games, according to Elias Sports Bureau research.
The Eagles’ defense has allowed 27 points through three weeks, tied for their fewest through three games since they allowed 16 points through three games in 1980. Philadelphia ranks second in defensive efficiency behind the Vikings.
Otsitheiceman You can’t post your opinion on here that is different than some of the idiots on here without them claiming it was a hissy fit. This is the reason I block people for days up to weeks at a time.
you have been quite the Buzz Killington lately and I don’t like it
Lupo It’s all I can do to avoid getting disappointment.
then what’s the point? it’s just sports.. you need the lows to enjoy the highs
Lupo I CAN’T LET THEM HURT ME AGAIN, LUPO! I JUST CAN’T!
Lupo gets it. Doesn’t have a clue what’s going on with the all-beast list, but he gets this.
Lupo Give me a few weeks, then I’ll be like “guys we’re playing with house money right now so all y’all can fuck off”
I don’t see the ravens staying hot. And I think the vikes fall off sooner rather than later.
Claiming it was a hissy fit because you disagree is just plain stupid. And it always seems like the same idiots feel the need to gang up on you. I can’t imagine how they get through life off here without getting 3 or 4 people to gang up on people they don’t agree with.
no need to apologize, I had a mini rage simply because I actually put in too much work and thought into mine and felt this list was just quickly thrown together…it’s not your fault it was posted though, you’re right
Peters playing 3 yrs younger this year….lmfao at these eagles fan delusional as fuckU0001f602U0001f602U0001f602U0001f602
It’s sad, pathetic if you will. Think about going through life that way.
Nobody talks about graham either.cause he sucks. Lmfao
lol just got back and saw the bet choy lost. he really is welching?
He’s been reading. Lurking. If we stop bringing it up he’ll show up.
Considering all the risen hopes from past Chip years, and then the utter disappointment to follow, I’ve definitely been cautious about how this team looks. But it seems like we’ve done a complete 180 this year, and we dominated the Stilers, so I’m letting myself start to believe again.
Wentz is peyton and aron rogers, peters 3 yrs younger, brandon graham is elite and its just week 3…..BWAHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHA
The fall is coming and the eagles have a long way down. Lmfao at these clowns
Dongtavious Steelwang Mytee That would make board interaction somewhat difficult
Bill_In_FL Dongtavious Steelwang Mytee I mean he says things as if he can’t read.
pragmatism is OK in real life, but you gotta enjoy this for now… they were thought of as a bottom 5 team, it’s a nice surprise… may have finally found a QB
Lupo “WE’RE IN THE TOP 10 FOR POWER RANKINGS! PRAISE BE!”
RCULegendOfASkullForker Actually the Fall is already here. It started Sept 21st
Eli losses when you want to win and wins when you want him to lose.
EaglesAreGoodSoSTFU148 Nope. If the Giants won he would have come up with some other delusional reason the Skins were great and the Eagles suck. Facts mean nothing to that loser.
this von miller madden commercial is kind of catchy. miller seems like a really cool teammate.
Sir Squatch this comment will bring him back
T. Romo, QB Coach 4 D.Prescott The ones last year and the year before were more insane. I preferred those.
DISSENSION IN THE RANKS ALERT!!!Jordan RaananESPN Staff Writer
Justin Pugh said he didn’t think Odell Beckham’s outburst was distracting. He’s not even watching what is going on. Coach Ben McAdoo said Monday Beckham needs to become less of a distraction to himself and his teammates.
Sir Squatch As long as it doesn’t come from RCU, I think Cloister would eat it
splooz “God, who the hell brought a kid to the sidelines, where’s that kid’s parents-oh wait it’s just Odell.”
Pugh tried to hold ODB back from the net but couldn’t reach past his shoulder pads.
Scream out my failures and whisper my accomplishments… https://t.co/Mz8vQ9tKKX— Odell Beckham Jr (@OBJ_3) https://twitter.com/OBJ_3/status/780522523079348224
And Mras curse was lifted as the Redskins destroyed his evil cunt reighn never to win ever again. THANKSREDSKINS!
Carson Wentz and the Young NFL Quarterback Revolution
http://mmqb.si.com/mmqb/2016/09/26/carson-wentz-eagles-nfl-week-3-monday-morning-qb-peter-king
87fiveoh254 Hey fuck you guy, not all of us millennials suck like that dude
splooz
I think McAdoo should put ODBJ in ‘time out’ next time.
Other coaching sayings I think he should use that would be in keeping with ODBJ’s behavior like
“Don’t make me get up and come over there”
Frenchie my high school was 35% black and I was pulled over all the time in cars cause everyone was into baggy clothes and hoodies and hats back then. It happens all the time to whites, asians, whatever just suspicious looking motherfuckers. get over it.
RCULegendOfASkullForker
You should have lost the dreadlocks, they don’t look right on white guys anyway
Any other Eagles fans remember Simms talking about when he asked Wentz about his arm sleeve? I love that he was actually honest and said he wore it because he liked the way it looked and felt. Part of having confidence is being confident in how you look. lol
Absolutely. Not like that stupid RG3 sleeve. That one was dumb. This one is awesome.
I just liked that he admitted it was for show and didn’t make up some dumb excuse as to why he needed it.
The Auditor looks great. Stoked to watch him tabulate credits and liabilities then KILL THE MOB and TAKE THE GIRL
https://twitter.com/JimmyKempski/status/780813914493882368
Who said Howie doesn’t know how to draft?
H20 “Carson, what are you guys doing to prepare for your game against the Vikings?”
“…we talkin’ bout practice? PRACTICE?”
H20
Garrett really liked him as well.
During the game they were talking about Dak & Wentz. Garrett does the ‘put some plays on the chalkboard, talk about them, then erase them and throw the chalk to the QB and ask him to recreate them. He said that the QB that did the best was Wentz, 2nd best was …. Dak.
Both are really smart, dedicated to being football players.
Lupo Still a lot of criminals that need to be put into comas
Smallwood looked good. Showed really good burst.
Barner too.
JosephR2225 The tuck and roll and celebration was worth the penalty.
Lol rogers and manning, you guys really “struck gold”
Lupo I don’t think he’s a hero, he looks like the bad guy.
Smallwood needs to improve his pad level a bit IMO.. runs too high
bad guy or Dexter type who just kills bad guys? I can’t tell from the trailor
H20 He was good in Gone Girl, which is a great movie to go on for a first date.
RCULegendOfASkullForker I picked a small, very basic example. But the true depths are much deeper and more far reaching. We can say minorities got to overcome such & such all we want. But there are some things that individual efforts can’t overcome because equality does not exist. That’s what all the protests are about
EaglesAreGoodSoSTFU148
Fair and balanced would have required you to mention that Dak & Zeke are also nominated
Fair and balanced would have been that Zeke wins easily, and Dak places second.
I would never do the dreadlock thing. So fucking lame.
I picked a small example of how you are wrong.
Need penguin to do this for Wentz: http://i.imgur.com/yDYWKqx.gif
Lupo No, thank the Gods … or Gods … or which ever conglomeration of unholy Godlets you prefer to whorship
RCULegendOfASkullForker I’ll keep this in mind the next time a white guy & black are both convicted of rape, where the white get gets 2 years in prison while the black guy gets 20…
So the Steelers that beat the shit out of the Redskins aren’t a real team. What does that make the Redskins?. LOL Idiot.
RCULegendOfASkullForker ‘Black men can become Gods’? Really. Name one
This is the view RCU and the rest of the Skins fans have from the East basement. LOL Redskins http://i.imgur.com/TOqQomc.gif
saints game on tv. Devonta Freeman just threw a NASTY stiffarm at about the 7:40 mark in the 1st quarter
So RCU care to explain your comment approving of Trumps apprentice unnatural relationship with his daughter and agreeing that “daughters are sex toys”?
Are you really this perverted?
Squatch – Keim has an article on why Kujo is in and Trent stays at LT instead of moving Ty inside. Apparently he simply can’t play guard. I guess that if Kujo really is hurting us they could move Trent inside and play Ty though.
http://www.espn.com/blog/washington-redskins/post/_/id/27457/its-not-ideal-but-redskins-offensive-line-options-include-trent-williams-at-lg
Otsitheiceman I’m bored and on hold with radiology regarding MRI.
Whatever works best… Don’t care where they line up…
True dat senator. As long as they beat Cleveland I’m fine with D-Jax playing guard.
Fuck ESPN power rankings lose one little game and they Fuck you
We are 2-1 and still the best team in the East
Go Fuck a Tranny
As Florio says (one of the few times I’ve agreed w him) “These are SO important anyway”
Go Fuck a Tranny
I’m sorry, in what way is a 2-1 team that just lost to an 0-2 team ‘better’ than a 3-0 team that just beat the ever loving shit out of won of the better teams in the NFL?
Thanks for putting the nail in the coffin
Monz Venus Lupo Justin,
In this case, “beavers” means “pussy”
https://twitter.com/MikeGarafolo
Former Vikings C John Sullivan has decided to retire, , sources say. .https://twitter.com/MikeGarafolo/status/780820013313908736
Dongtavious Steelwang Bill_In_FL He was quoting from the Hindu bible.
https://twitter.com/clarencehilljr https://twitter.com/clarencehilljr/status/780823068750917632https://twitter.com/clarencehilljr/status/780823068750917632https://twitter.com/search?q=place%3A42e46bc3663a4b5f
Clarence Hill Retweeted Bleacher Report
He passed out. Wow
Clarence Hill added,0:45Bleacher Report @BleacherReportBeing on a plane for the first time was too much for this Kennesaw State player… (via ) 0 retweets0 likesReply Retweet Like More
22SnakePlissken5150 Bill_In_FL Lupo My nickname in college was “guy who would fuck anything”.
Bill_In_FL 22SnakePlissken5150 Lupo I started to get fat when I was at NNPTU in upstate New York. Dead of winter and I lived in the woods and had no car, so a lot of pizza and chinese food delivery. Even after I lost the weight, the name stuck and a couple of guys I went to school with ended up on my sub so the name followed me there.
Monz Venus 22SnakePlissken5150 Bill_In_FL Lupo Isn’t that the nickname of ANY 18-22 year old male?
Bill_In_FL Monz Venus 22SnakePlissken5150 Lupo Either that or “10 second tom”
Bill_In_FL I wonder if he also is terrified of the escalator eating him.
splooz Well damn, I thought he looked pretty damn good @ Guard Sunday. I think the explanation is that he’s so much better @ LT than anyone they have to replace him.
You wanna know my nickname? My nickname is called none of your God Damn business…
– Leonard Washington
You know the Eagles are the best team in the division at this point, Mosley. Don’t act like a Redskins fan.
Otsitheiceman Care to explain your wild leaps of illogic and willingness to embrace anything that suits your desired ‘world view”. I mean, do you have ANY modicum of evidence to support your implication that something untoward is going on between Trump and his Daughter? Anything ‘concrete’? Lots of daughters ‘worship’ their fathers, it doesn’t mean they want to have sex with them.
A public service announcement for all carnivores in the east.
http://www.techtimes.com/articles/179677/20160927/e-coli-outbreak-prompts-voluntary-recall-of-beef-veal-and-bison-products.htm
22SnakePlissken5150 Bill_In_FL
Well, I remember being in Boot Camp (1969) and seeing lots of guys (Ozarks/South Side chicago) who had never seen a Dentist being terrified. Didn’t help when the Dental Techs used the ‘dental dynamite’ routine. LOL
See, guys like this give white people a bad name.
Just call a spade a spade and say white people from Maine do drugs too. You racist prick.
http://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2016/09/paul-lepages-binders-full-of-white-people/501674/
Otsitheiceman
You do realize the ‘call a Spade a Spade’ can be interpreted as a racist statement, right?
Remember when I said that I’d bet you were the life of the party?
I was kidding.
You do realize that a joke is a joke, even if you don’t get it right?
I saw it all the time… But point taken… Context is everything…
Speaking of, what is the meaning behind that term?
Fiversons No Spin Zone
‘Crackers’ is a subverted term. It originally was used to distinguish between new ‘American’ residents of Florida & the older ‘British/Spanish’ residents of Florida, circa the War of 1812 and later
So from now on, I dub Bill “Bill Killington”
Till he either gets a joke, or cracks one.
Lots of Skins reporters seem to think it’s a good signing, no clue myself.
He does by saying the shit he does to get a reaction from u…
To call a spade a spade or call a spade a shovel is a https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Figure_of_speech which refers to explicitly calling something as it is,https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Call_a_spade_a_spade#cite_note-phrases-1 by its right name.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Call_a_spade_a_spade#cite_note-MWdict03-2https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Call_a_spade_a_spade#cite_note-McGHdict02-3 The implication is that one tells the https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lie about the nature of the thing,https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Call_a_spade_a_spade#cite_note-CamIdopmsdict06-4 speaking frankly and directly about it,https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Call_a_spade_a_spade#cite_note-MWdict03-2https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Call_a_spade_a_spade#cite_note-McGHdict02-3 including subjects, even if coarse, or considered impolite or unpleasant.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Call_a_spade_a_spade#cite_note-CamIdopmsdict06-4https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Call_a_spade_a_spade#cite_note-MWdict03-2https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Call_a_spade_a_spade#cite_note-McGHdict02-3 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brewer%27s_Dictionary_of_Phrase_and_Fable defined it in 1913 as being “outspoken, blunt, even to the point of https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rudeness”, adding that it implies ones calling “things by their proper names without any ‘beating about the bush'”.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Call_a_spade_a_spade#cite_note-Brewer1913-5 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Call_a_spade_a_spade Wiki is always right!
Even grading on a curve doesn’t get this to joke status Mr. Killington.
Squatch,
Looksl ike this latest is going to be a ‘non event’, thsi season has been like the last 5-10 years — a non-event despite the ‘WE”RE ALL GONNA DIE” screams from the media.
To those still in their survivor pool – who ya got?
I’m thinking the Pats this week.
Bill_In_FL Yeah, might get some rain for the gulf coast though
H20 Nope. I picked the Seahawks last week. Was really hoping the Browns would win. Would’ve left only me & Lupo for the 2nd year in a row
H20 I’m in one and have 2 picks. Leaning towards Cincy, Houston or Wash. Very rough week this week.
I hear ya but they are playing a beat up Browns team.
Mine is $200 buy in with close to 30 K up top.
Cardinals are pretty heavy favorites; Redskins as well but I understand you maybe not wanting to root for them.
Cinci has been kind of ehhh, but the Dolphins have been just awful, so that seems safe but I probably wouldn’t mess around with a Thursday night game.
Nice. I would love to be in that one with 2 picks. Mine has 75 left and would be below 20 with me having 2 picks if the Browns hit that FG.
Wentzadelphia Not a fan of Houston’s matchup this week. Cincy & Zona look let good bets for a rebound. While I think the Pats win, something about Rex Ryan’s teams vs. Hoodie make that game one to avoid
Lupo It’s always good having someone you can trust running it. Mine is a buddy from way back who doesn’t need the money so I’m not concerned.
Yuck. Hopefully there will be a tennis match or dog show or something else more interesting to watch.
Frenchie! The only reason I’m leaning towards Houston is they have the extra rest and this is a hard week.
looks like WAS, Cincy and Zona are the most popular picks right now
Remember when people wanted Howie to stay at 8 and draft Ronnie Stanley or Vernon Hargreaves?
Idiots.
DCS are you in the West one? Started with 30 and we are down to 6 in 3 weeks.
Tire was one of the first people I remember bringing up Wentz. I was more referring to me.
I didn’t want to trade up. Wasn’t set on a player but didn’t want to trade up.
Wentzadelphia Agreed. But Tennessee have looked better than their record indicates
I just wanted the QB if they thought he was the guy.. was fine with the trade up.. didn’t like Goff
H20 Shannasnyder paved the way for what to avoid, so there was no risk really.
Frenchie! I understand but Cleveland gave the Fins a game in Miami and they are playing Washington at home this week.
Tire and I butt heads sometimes over draft stuff, I have to give him a ton of credit with Wentz. He brought him up as someone the Eagles should draft at 13 before he shot up the draft boards.
Frenchie! Wentzadelphia H20 I’m very happy to be wrong about that.
I’m all about being exciting for the rookie QBs, but so help me God, after listening to all this Wentz talk, if I hear one Eagle fan get on me when I start making Dak out to be the next a Roger Staubach…there’s going to be hell to pay.
Do we have to bow to our master Howie like RCU tells us? LOL
Wentzadelphia True. I’m going to play Proline this week and take Vikings, Browns & 49ers on my ticket. Vikings is the only one I’d seriously consider for Survivor
I have no issue with Dallas fans being happy with Dak…. still don’t think they got over on the whole league..
I have 2 picks and hate taking the same team but might have to this time.
Fiversons No Spin Zone Going into the season we thought Dak would have a better chance at starting out this strong as we thought the Cows had much better o-line and WR.s Not so much now.
Sir Squatch Would be nice if their rockets didn’t explode on the launch pad
I had a bologna sammich for lunch fives. Still 400 times better than Subway.
Bleacher Report NFL ✔ @BR_NFL
Both Randy Gregory and the Cowboys have reasons to hope the DE can get a reduced suspension
8s
Squatch, do we have a Genesis-like terraforming device we can deploy on Mars when they get there?
that Bleacher Report Tweet makes no sense… didn’t Gregory drop his appeal?
Posted for NFCE Content (and LOL Giants)
http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000710161/article/eagles-vikings-aaron-rodgers-made-big-statements-in-week-3
Otsitheiceman He withdrew his appeal, he’s not going to be available this season. Live with it
just said he hopes to only miss 10 games b/c he has shown his addiction is under control.. WTF
https://twitter.com/jonmachota https://twitter.com/jonmachota/status/780836921387855872
Cowboys this year on 3rd down:
21 of 40, 52.5 percent, No. 1 in NFL
Ezekiel Elliott on pace for 1,461 rushing yards Cole Beasley on pace for 1,136 receiving yards Dak Prescott on pace for 0 interceptions
— Jon Machota (@jonmachota)
Sep 27, 2016
Giants faced a superior team and crumbled before them. Happens all the time.
And Graham and Cox are both on pace for 16 sacks, while Wentz will never lose a game or throw an INT.
I don’t knowhttp://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2016/09/19/randy-gregory-drops-appeal-suspended-14-games/
that’s what I thought… don’t know what this nonsense is about… the clip is laughable
Mytee
Meh. Giants play down to their competition. That’s why they’ve had some success against the Pats.
Page clicks. Post something possibly positive about cowboys, collect click payments.
“would help him in free agency”…..they are giving up on him already?
Maybe he’s just hopeful Roger will have a change of heart.
Oh shit we signed John Sullivan. Would have preferred this 3 weeks ago but I’ll take it
More lkely:
Elliott rushes for 1,500 yards this year, or Wentz throws zero INTs.
You people.
Dak is on pace for 5 passing TDs.
Romo is on pace for death.
I can’t wait to play the Redskins. Cox and Logan are going to have a field day.
Bill_In_FL rep138 Mytee
They played well against them last year.
Not the Center you deserve, but the Center you need right now.
H20 I mean, I don’t know what you wanted me to say or why this was so outlandish
So anyone doubt anymore that Zeke, if healthy, is going to carry the ball more than 300 times this season?
#InJayWeTrust H20 It doesn’t say the Eagles are the greatest thing since sliced bread inJay. That’s what you did wrong.
https://twitter.com/RapSheet https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/780842017094037504https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/780842017094037504
The https://twitter.com/hashtag/Lions?src=hash worked out pass-rusher Quinton Coples today given the injury to Ziggy Ansah. They won’t be signing him, however.
guess he totally sucks
Mytee Seriously. He tried to troll me and I basically ignored it. Not sure why that upsets him
I don’t think I said that last year either. That’s just you making shit up. It looks like a clear matchup advantage for the Eagles. Sorry that upsets you.
Otsitheiceman I don’t know. It will be close. How many carries are you allotting for Morris each game?
The only one acting like RCU here is the Eagles fan who’s mad we won’t BOW DOWN.
So far he’s averaging more than 23. Won’t even be close.
H20 I mean, not really. Our OL is pretty fucking good pass blocking
No. Tha was a punishment I think. They’re not giving Dumbae
R carries on the goal line again.
The interior of the line is quite weak outside of Scherff. You guys have admitted this a bunch.
H20 At run blocking. And the only weakness was Licht. Lauvao is having a good year
ok then InJay, I never said anything about pass or run, just that Cox and Logan could have very good days…you disagree, we’ll find out in a few weeks
Rant,
I can do this too
Eagles are on pace to go 19-0
Allow 171 total points and have 63 sacks, force 38 TOs & committing none
– Frenchie @FrenchieRules
Sept. 27, 2016
Frenchie is a frequent commenter on Spiked Koolaid. He used to be able to run a 4.4 second 40 yard dash and break your ankles when running routes, but he hasn’t been able to in years cuz he’s old & looks like an aging linebacker.
H20 Shut up Cloister. You attempted a troll and got shut down. Cry to someone else.
Ugh don’t make us side with Shitrant.
Nevermind. Splooz + Jean Claude Croissant 4eva
I believe you only ever ran a 4.4 40 when you were running from the Mounties.
glad you like the interior of your line…I’m looking forward to the matchup between them and the Eagles DL
Frenchie! JosephR2225
We’ll need the horse cam video to verify.
Mountie put the saddle over it on purpose to hide the BJ he made Frenchie give for illegally smuggling syrup from Yukon to the Northwest Territories.
Alright so let’s do it this way:
What odds would anyone give me against Elliott rushing for 1,500 yards?
I’ll MATCH them, against the odds of their team winning the Super Bowl, and well make a nice hefty bet.
It says a lot that you need to counter your bet with something very unlikely.
Ok, forget about the second part. Just name the odds against Elliott getting to 1500 yards, and were on.
I want him to get there. I have him in big money leagues. If you are confident just wager straight up. Asking for any odds is admitting you don’t think it’s likely.
Don’t let Larry Allen see this. You know how he gets when he’s jealous.
Ok, I’ll tell you what, I’ll bet he DOESNT get there, and YOU give me even odds that he will.
Canada? IDGAF. This is an impressive stat.
https://twitter.com/McCoolBTB/status/780840161198297089
Skins need those “scores” to be TDs though. They really haven’t had issues driving the ball down the field, just getting into the endzone.
<-Is Jack's puss filled hemorrhoid Some good fucking offenses in this division. Now if we can just get into the damn end zone
Skins are scoring a lot. Just the wrong types of scores. Hoppy is 11 for 11.
Yeah. Its said he hurt it sometime during the Wash game. Tried to play the whole game only made it to the second quarter
Huh? So, you DONT believe he will make it. On other words, you believe there is less chance he will make it then he will. So what chances against him making it are there?
Eagles do not have enough offense to keep up with the Steelers offense. Not even close
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I wouldn’t bet on any back getting to 1500 yards rushing in any season as only 2 have done it the past 3 years and injuries are too prevalent at RB. If you think he’ll get there then you should be the one offering even money at worst though.
Anything’s better than that god awful avatar you’re sporting now.
save that pic above to your phone.. then go into your LiveFyre account and change avatar.. pick that new pic
Smart enough to know that if I think something is going to happen I don’t ask for stupid odds or other people to take my position.
Either you think Zika will break 1500 yards or you don’t. Simple.
When they post the Avi,hard press the Avi it should let you download the pic.
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Just turned down 3 years $30m from us. Wonder if he reconsiders.
Then go into your LiveFyre settings and permanently delete your account
Missing 4 all stars right now man. Gonna be tough if Harp and Murph don’t come back hot.
I’ve read he’ll be ok for playoffs but not confident until I see it and he could be cold and out of it when he gets back. Bad bad bad timing for sure.
No cartoon can adequately capture how ridiculous OBJ’s hair is
Ramos has a cannon too. Downgrade behind the dish and in the lineup.
All of these division championships and little playoff success to show for it. I’ll still take the playoff appearances over the fucking suck.
food for thought:
LG during Murrays career year………….Ronald Leary
LG during last years shit show………….La’El Collins
LG during the first two shitty rushing games……….La’El Collins
LG during Zekes breakout game………..Ronald Leary
T. Romo, QB Coach 4 D.Prescott How many yards did Elliott have before Collins went out? 50-60 or something?
Please don’t take anything from beating the Bears man. That team is bad and wracked with injuries everywhere.
In gonna have to get choys take on this as well…
splooz I don’t know but he def got his ass kicked on that play
H20 are you saying the giants and redskins are good?
And by that I mean I’ll be making profound predictions about us winning the SB whether we win or lose.
Lol LG when the had the #4 rusher in the league last year? Collins.
Leary is a pretty good substitute,but this is only Collins second year Justin. He is better
splooz “Good teams beat on bad ones. As you can see from our 10 field goals against the Browns, we were dominant.”
Always been a fan of Don Banks. There’s NFCE content this week
http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000709819/article/snap-judgments-zimmer-vikings-riding-defense-to-30-start
T. Romo, QB Coach 4 D.Prescott H20 That’s exactly what he’s saying.
Can’t be mad right now. We’re still in it and if we lose early well there’s some pretty good excusifying already.
Zeke’s “breakout game” was in fact against the shitty injury-depleted Bears
Wait, how the fuck is Matthews on there over Odell. Odell’s a bitch and all, but he’s clearly the best WR in the division
splooz that was what my original post was about before it got cloisterd up. Collins was the LG against you
Philly shouldnt have so many players on the list until they actually win a division game
Cleveland Browns at http://www.espn.com/nfl/team/_/name/wsh/washington-redskins
Vegas consensus line: Washington -9.5
Vegas Ranks: Washington -4 (17.5-13.5)
The Browns are the lowest-rated team by our panel, but we have the Redskins only 4 points better than them on a neutral field. Even with Washington’s home-field advantage, we don’t see how this line should be higher than the key number of 7 points. With the line at 9.5 (and even 10 at some books) early in the week, we see the Browns covering as they did Sunday against the Dolphins.
The play: Browns +9.5.
You’re not allowed to take anything positive from games against shitty teams. You guys made that pretty clear over the first 2 weeks of the season.
Lupo We already went over how the Skins can’t cover big time numbers, right?
We played some real NFL teams, the rest of you guys played the NFC East.
Beating Pittsburgh > Beating the Shitty teams in the NFC East
it’s funny both because it’s not actually InJay and because everybody still wants InJay to shut up
Maybe I will drive down there and take out my anger at Jay on a hooker
Nah, the Bears were a serious SB contender until we hurt all their good players for you guys.
Lupo Found out listening to him do his weekly appearance on The Fan 590.
JosephR2225 Philly is 4-0, Cowboys are still only 1-1
It’s all in the delivery. Everything is funnier when it’s not coming from Justin.
Did they take into account we now have Sullivan?
pretty disappointed you didn’t hurt some steelers
http://www.espn.com/nfl/team/_/name/nyg/new-york-giants at http://www.espn.com/nfl/team/_/name/min/minnesota-vikings
Vegas consensus line: Minnesota -4
Vegas Ranks: Minnesota -4.5 (25-20.5)
We have the Vikings rated 4.5 points better than the Giants on a neutral field, and that’s already higher than the current point spread, but adding Minnesota’s home-field advantage puts this line much closer to a full touchdown.
The play: Vikings -4.
T. Romo, QB Coach 4 D.Prescott Timmons had to go to the hospital for a shin bleed.
T. Romo, QB Coach 4 D.Prescott They hurt the Steelers’ manginas.
does anyone here do sports betting every week?
Monz Venus T. Romo, QB Coach 4 D.Prescott Hey we hurt more peoples: During the first half, linebacker Ryan Shazier (knee), safety Robert Golden (hamstring), linebacker Jarvis Jones (ankle) and guard Ramon Foster (chest) were all injured.
Monz Venus T. Romo, QB Coach 4 D.Prescott Bovada OG
Justin stop being an asshat.
Guess who didn’t play against the Bears AT ALL, when Zeke ran for 140 yards?
I wonder if Tyron is the reason Zeke had less than stellar yardage his first 2 weeks?
berryboy.
HailBandG “Pez has gone out of business attempting to make Eli Dispensers”
I would prefer Cox to break bens arm. but I suppose this will help.
Most have it at -7.5 but there are a few spots on internet what have it at -8,8.5 and 9. Haven’t seen 9.5 today.
Otsitheiceman I’m not saying Leary is better, I’m just saying its interesting.
and youre right, Tyron didn’t play either so my theory kind of goes to shit right there.
Well, that’s not exactly what you said, and more to the point, it’s irrelevant.
Timmons, Shazier, Jarvis Jones, Robert Golden, Mike Mitchell, Eli Rogers and Ramon Foster were all added to the injury report, but most were minor.
H20 how many rushing yards did you have against the bears
Feels like there’s a heighten level physicality with the Eagles so far than under Chip
Which is odd, cuz Chip favored big guys over little guys
Frenchie! Blame this guy
https://gfycat.com/RapidSeriousElephantseal
honeybadger23 No
It says “All Beast Team”. Not “Stupid Cunts”
Well it’s hard for a safety to lay a physical hit on a guy when he’s 6 yards behind him, chasing him down the field.
Dongtavious Steelwang Frenchie! I blame jim harbaugh for igniting this flame
T. Romo, QB Coach 4 D.Prescott Dongtavious Steelwang Frenchie! That’s a lie, Schwartz has been a nut long before that
Random question:
Would you rather your team make the playoffs and lose to a division rival or not make the playoffs at all?
where am I drafting if I don’t make the playoffs?
T. Romo, QB Coach 4 D.Prescott I’m talking on both sides. The Defense is obviously being physical. But the OL has been as well (aside from Kelce who has been up & down)
The Lupo-Wang Math Institute to do some further calculations.
I’m pretty sure Sullivan is going to be the cog in the wheel we’ve been missing so far this season..
cloister let me ask you this, would you rather have a top 5 pick, or make the playoffs and lose in first round to a divison rival?
The Eagles signed G Darrell Greene to the practice squad and released CB JaCorey Shepherd.
If this feels like deja vu, 6 days ago the Eagles signed CB JaCorey Shepherd to the practice squad and released G Darrell Greene.
JosephR2225 JaCorey we hardly knew ye. But bodes well for the health of our DBs.
JosephR2225 I feel like there’s been a few of these this year from a few diff teams
T. Romo, QB Coach 4 D.Prescott JosephR2225 Patriots tend to do it to one guy all year.
I’m going to be the first one here to watch Sullivan play his first game at fed ex field… That makes me pretty special…
Depends… am I just going to waste the top 5 pick on a guard or a running back or something? Or am I going to do something productive to it?
I’m going to leave that here and call it a day.
T. Romo, QB Coach 4 D.Prescott Except Dallas. They’re doing their best to not IR anyone
Make the playoffs. If you make the playoffs your can get hype for next season. If you pick top 5 you sux and shouldn’t get hype
Frenchie! T. Romo, QB Coach 4 D.Prescott Romo’s doing his damndest to break that trend
Did anyone else notice the photo bomb last night? [img]http://i.imgur.com/1ovETnD.jpg[/img]
Fiversons No Spin Zone Wow. You’re gonna tell the grandkids about this one day
I was thinking the same thing Jay… One of those life changing moments…
EaglesAreGoodSoSTFU148 STFU has been banned for his insolence.
STFU has been unbanned for his Eagles fandom.
T. Romo, QB Coach 4 D.Prescott That guy is never going to succeed in the NFL if he can’t see over the line
Colin Cowherd and KC Joyner on the Eagles bandwagon.. they are doomed
T. Romo, QB Coach 4 D.Prescott Prisco is a bigger Wilson hater than I am, and from only those two pics I don’t see a wide open receiver.
Matt Bowen thinks Cravens is gonna be a star….Bowen is always right
Ex cept for when he praises Eagles Giants and Cows. Then he’s dead wrong
#InJayWeTrust I’m a fan of Doug Farrar. He seems to have high hopes.
#InJayWeTrust he needs be used correctly, but he could be
T. Romo, QB Coach 4 D.Prescott He is being used correctly
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shut up injay
Sir Squatch T. Romo, QB Coach 4 D.Prescott yeah I was kind of thinking that too once I embedded and saw a bigger photo of it.
eh…..he should be on the field for all snaps. he’s a lot better than your SS and a lot better than your MLBs
T. Romo, QB Coach 4 D.Prescott He’s an LB, and he’s being worked in as he learns. Shut up Justin
Dougie is everything Chip was not.
https://twitter.com/fduffy3/status/780853312220520448
Skins have never not won the Super Bowl after signing ex Viking John Sullivan.
H20 The good thing about Wentz’s play is that none of it feels like he got off with lucky breaks – he’s been making smart plays and smart reads downfield. No insane bobbles into a WR for a touchdown or dropped INTs like you’d see more with Foles’ run.
Dongtavious Steelwang H20 just not smart headshots and flips
Unless, like me, you haven’t watched him play. In which case it’s all lucky breaks against bad teams. Just wait till he has to play Alabama.
Exactly. It’s why we have been singing his praises all year long despite the haters claiming the competition was his only reason for success.
I would call walking away from the CHI game a lucky break in general
T. Romo, QB Coach 4 D.Prescott Dongtavious Steelwang H20 He was making new shots for his homemade highlight reel
T. Romo, QB Coach 4 D.Prescott He’s still a tough quarterback – it’s just the kind of play that won’t keep you alive if you’ve been doing it all season. He was much smarter about it in the Steelers game.
Glad my joke supported whatever you’re upset about now. I’m here to help!
that’s all true. but he’s lucky he didn’t get seriously injured in CHI and CLE
is Cam lucky to walk away every week? not all QB’s are fragile Tony’s
So was Michael Vick but I didn’t see him out there at safety
lol so now he’s as sturdy as CAm? lupo don’t start
Cam is lucky to not be in Turkish prison with the horrid clothes he wears.
Has anybody seen Teidden since the Giants loss?
http://www.livefyre.com/profile/17037838/ 5ptsFeatured
just now
is Cam lucky to walk away every week? not all QB’s are fragile Tony’s
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I truly hope Pederson has this same retarded logic as you
Mytee Wood chipper in the back yard, and a very prolific vegetable garden.
he never said that…of course he should take a lot of shots, but it’s also football. He is capable of walking away from getting tackled every so often. He also learned to get out of bounds against the Steelers which was nice to see.
yes he is. Name another QB as durable as Cam?
splooz That ensemble he wore on Sunday postgame was hideous. Even Russell Westbrook thought it was ugly
Cam was 8 lbs heavier than Wentz at the combine… i’m just saying he’s not a skinny dude http://www.mockdraftable.com/player/503/
Cam runs over linebackers and doesn’t get hurt
I responded to you other response to this in the original thread. Just so you know.
H20 That which is dead cannot die.
He got close to missing some games with the plantar fascia injury. But then they missed the playoffs so it didn’t matter.
Brady and Eli aren’t durable they just make good decisions
I don’t think anyone is saying Brady and Eli could take big hits
T. Romo, QB Coach 4 D.Prescott I hate the stupid fucker but he’s a tough son of a bitch.
stop trying to act like Carson Wentz is as durable as Cam Newton
Wait we’re talking big hits? I thought we were talking big shits.
I withdraw Kirk and his giant fudge cannon.
I’m not advocating Wentz carries the ball 10 times a game, just that he has the size to take a hit… your dumb post about him being lucky to walk away from the first two games started this.. ease up Justin Kawakami
Seriously, I cant figure out how Dez and Wilson’s knees bent sideways like they did and only got sprained. My knee made about 1% of that lateral movement it seemed and it got shredded.
T. Romo, QB Coach 4 D.Prescott
Did you see the hit Baker put on Eli Sunday?
22SnakePlissken5150 The Brandon Marshall injury as well. That looked the worst of all of them.
Nobody ever said that. You’re pulling an RCU and taking an example someone used and changing what they meant to suit your trolling.
Dongtavious Steelwang 22SnakePlissken5150 True that. Couldn’t believe it when he was on Inside the NFL a couple days later walking around like it was nothing.
22SnakePlissken5150 Dongtavious Steelwang Much less a couple of days later, in the same game, making a catch, without gloves, right in front of Gilmore’s face and getting up in his grill about it.
you said he was lucky to walk away uninjured from the first 2 games, which is BS… watching fragile Tony has made you soft
Should he learn to slide? Of course. But QBs are going to get hit, it’s the nature of the position. Plenty of QBs make good decisions that still get them hit, they get back up and move on.
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I’m not advocating Wentz carries the ball 10 times a game, just that he has the size to take a hit… your dumb post about him being lucky to walk away from the first two games started this.. ease up Justin Kawakami
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he took one hard hit to the head, and one hit towards the knee area while he was flipping, the same type of hit that Haloti Ngata put on RG3.
Justin is like the wrestler on fire throwing person after person out of the ring as soon as they enter.
Sir Squatch rep138
The point is he got up and continued playing. That looked bad too. So bad that Richburg (he or Jerry fucked up) put his hands on his head like “oh shit”.
22SnakePlissken5150 I was very upset until he came back in the game
By that logic, every player in the league is lucky to walk away after every game
That hit could alter most people’s careers tho and it was pretty damn unlucky hit.
Dongtavious Steelwang 22SnakePlissken5150 and Maclin a couple years back
Lupo You have to admit he had some RGIII in him in at least those first two games and the preseason, when he already got his ribs broke.
H20 did my knee ligaments get fat? Seems to me that carrying around this bulk should make my legs strong as fuck.
rep138 I can’t imagine a guy that size hitting you full force and falling on top of you.
We should bottom him. Like we were a high school team hazing him.
RG3 was having an amazing rookie year, was big and athletic…….hmmmmmm…..
Lupo God gave man an extra rib to make a side piece out of
Griffins 3:17
They train their legs so I would think their ligaments are a good deal stronger than yours, but mainly I just wanted to insult you.
I have never seen a QB get his ass kicked more than rgiii…
splooz Even those IKEA meatballs made from horsemeat
game 3 was a different story… ran OB and slid… he’s learning, RG3 never did
While true any meat on the side of my meal is likely a great meat.
T. Romo, QB Coach 4 D.Prescott Mytee I got your brokeback Justin!
22SnakePlissken5150 splooz The Swedes and the gravy
Best way to top Justin. Fran highlights
https://twitter.com/fduffy3/status/780859125647478784
the good news is no one is complaining about my list anymore.. thanks, Yustin
Lupo fuck you dude. you take these things to the personal level more than I do. STFU
Who the fuck made this all bEast team? More like all Yeast team. amiright
You should make a new article so we can completely forget about it.
The pronunciation with a soft j doesn’t help matters lupo…
EaglesAreGoodSoSTFU148 Too much burgundy. It needs to stay up for another week.
If there’s one thing Lupo got right, it’s the number of Giants on this list
Giants Suck
Cloister is right about Lupo not taking this seriously enough. Slapdash job.
https://twitter.com/dallascowboys/status/780860018266632192
not sure if you can call this “learning” or “knowing”…. they didn’t trade him for a reason
Fives, Capt Kirk would make any defense look like melted butter.
really? all Quarterbacks scramble head first every game?
or try to get a yard and get drilled by a linebacker, versus going out of bounds?
it happened on a scramble that shouldn’t have happened.
H20 He changed over to his Justin account.
splooz The poor commie bastard that got eaten by ants in the Crystal Skull
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he’s bigger than Dak
H20 Fair warning: the answer to that question may involve butt-stuff.
there were multiple offers on draft day. for him and McFadden. Jerry didn’t think they were enough.
I’ll stick with my melted Nazis. You can have all the other kills. In the 2nd round I select the bald boxing Nazi who doesn’t duck and gets chopped up by the propeller
Somebody offered them a 7th for both of them.
honeybadger23 theyre actually the exact same size
honeybadger23 RG3 is not small. I called him big. GTFOver it
H20 ESPN was just talking about it 10 minutes ago, how they did good by turning down multiple offers made for Leary
He can’t because theres isn’t anything more than a rumor started by somebody on twitter.
T. Romo, QB Coach 4 D.Prescott No need to even ask what you are referring to that is “big”
No one at ESPN has never said anything for effect without actually having any knowledge of the topic. Ever.
Im gonna go out on a limb and side with the people on NFL Live and what they said 15 minutes ago on this issue.
don’t bother snake, the eagles have mounted up against justin
and Tom Brady got taken out for a season on a hit in the pocket. Shit happens.
@ Justin
U are over emotional today… Just tell people to fuck off instead of getting upset…
Justin is like the girl who bites her nails to stubs then gets them painted.
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You made an asinine comment and got called out on it.
GTFOver it
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you didn’t call shit. you said one looks like a WR and one looks like a power back.
THEY ARE THE EXACT SAME SIZE
I suppose I don’t have much work to do so I’m bored.
Justin taking care of business tossing out rowdy Iggles and Foreskin fans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Sf_86AZZeU
true, close though. just glad we only had to spend a 4th round pick on ours.
Understood… Then get back to work and cal them all assholes…
H20 People are also just different builds in general. Adrian Peterson is probably a tougher sonouvabitch than RBs 20 lbs heavier than he is.
honeybadger23 lol evidence that he’s 6’2” 230?
H20 literally a few. badger prob liked this thinking you meant 20 or 30
Dongtavious Steelwang H20 Shit, look at the punishment that little dwarves like Emmitt took over their careers versus some of the larger backs who lasted half as long.
My picture evidence shows exactly what I described, dont be so pouty.
seems, but is not. just jerseys and numbers I guess.
Ok lady next to me at airport. It’s time to stop farting please. First 2 times was funny. 3 and 4…not so much.
da fuq is your deal today, now you want to talk shit?
I know exactly what ESPN and NFL.com say each player weighs.
I am not sure I was talking shiza. Just having fun calling you a crazy woman.
Frenchie! In terms of builds….there’s Wentz…there’s Dak…there’s RG3…and then there’s…this guy.
Frenchie! There numbers are nearly IDENTICAL outside of passing TDs. in which Dak had two dropped. he also has ran for 2 TD. Wentz has not
Wentz has had at least 2 dropped as well Justin, stop making excuses.
Wentz’s one fumble he picked right up and threw for a completion.
Justin has Dak and Shaq confused when it comes to size. http://i.imgur.com/JueMLXb.jpg
lupo, for someone that calls Dak captain checkdown, what say you about him having a higher passing yard avg?
LOL Sportsnation
Already fitting Wentz for a gold jacket, already declaring that Romo will never unseat Dak
22SnakePlissken5150 Did you see the pictures of Brad sunbathing?
Don’t talk about stats for QBs. Philly fans don’t like them for some reason.
honeybadger23 The point remains, if one is “cpt checkdown” and the other isn’t, how would they have nearly identical yards per pass numbers?
Wentzadelphia Ever wonder how Shaq would have worked out if he played DE instead of basketball in his career?
ive already said Wentz is better.
but how on earth can you say this “isn’t even close”?
Just because you can’t grasp the concept that completion % and accuracy aren’t synonyms doesn’t mean Philly fans don’t like stats.
Remember Jason Peters is 3 yrs ylunger this year and Wentz is peyton manning and aron rogers. Lmfao
Yeah he is. http://i.imgur.com/traNQe5.gif
T. Romo, QB Coach 4 D.Prescott Damn, Dak’s QBR is pretty damn good.
I imagine RCU looked just like this when the Eagles were kicking the shit out of the Steelers.
*Andrew Luck and Jim Kelly
(actually said by his OC)
Wentzadelphia Some poor hooker once had to get paid 400 bucks to see that little creature giving it’s “O” face to her while it didled her STD factory with it’s little snausage.
typical lupo, talk shit, call me stupid, then bow out when youre wrong.
H20 I wouldn’t have to if you didn’t have such homer fans
For someone who complains about other posters posting about them, you sure like to draw attention to yourself.
*suppresses telling you whats wrong for the sake of the blog.
lol okay.
But you realize you wouldnt get picked on if you didn’t react like this all the time?
If only you could say that about the Redskins like we can say about the eagles who we kicked the shit out of.
The Eagles kicked the shit out of the Redskins 3 games in a row.
about half the All-Beast Team and picking division rivals in your survivor league
I, for one, cannot wait to watch Will Blackmon out on the field for every defensive snap.
He’s so versatile. Can just put him in at any spot in the DB and get stellar play from him.
22SnakePlissken5150 H20 Here ya go. [img]http://i.imgur.com/GVRnlpi.jpg[/img]
Look. We signed Vinston Painter. I don’t have much to say about this.
This is why laugh at analyzing strength of schedule anytime before October. Niners and Eagles are way better than we thought they’d be in the off season. Of our next 6 games, I think we’ll be shooting for .500
The Cowboys would literally kill for a DB of his caliber.
It could also be a 6-0 run. Let’s consider all the possibilities.
22SnakePlissken5150 I fixed ur other one below.
Weech Sure it could but 2-4 is a much more realistic expectation.
The Browns are a bad football team. What do you want me to say? Imo it should be a gimme for the Cowboys
so you respond to me, but not cloister. lol
We signed someone named Tye Smith, a Seattle DB to the practice squad as well.
Lupo sorry, I think I meant Frenchie. the “not even close” between dak and Wentz comment
Let’s get back to reality here; in the next 6 games, the Cowboys will be favored in 4.
So, there you go.
T. Romo, QB Coach 4 D.Prescott I think he’s referring to you posting like petulant child
Pierce Brosnan has completely lost whatever he had left in the tank.
Still be favored in at least 3. But since there’s no nothing saying he’s even going to miss a game, it’s too hypothetical.
They should just go into full rebuilding mode at this point
honeybadger23 what happened? He just get old and fat or something?
They have a lot of good pieces. I’m surprised Fox can’t make it work. Injuries just killed them. Also Cutler
Can’t not like this. Skins back where they belong makes me a happy panda.
Ive watched two movies he was in recently (2014-2015?) and they are both awful. It’s like he wants to be Bond again but cant.
Otsitheiceman 49ers and Browns for sure. Cincy and Philly in Dallas lines will be within a couple points. Pitt and GB on the road will be at least 3.
Definitely gives me hope for a brighter future for our children.
Looks like my guy Rashard Robinson might get the start at CB for SF this weekend too. Dez will be a tough matchup for the rookie.
beenthere, I’m ready to concede my bet to you on the Zeke carries. Let me know when you’d like your pizza, good sir.
#thanksRunDMC #ThanksObama
Weech It’s always nice for the rest of us when we are looking down at the Skins.
I figure Steelers -7 at least and GB probably vary but mostly 6 1/2
Cincy and Philly also vary but Cincy will be like +1 and the Eagles maybe +2 or 2 1/2
If Dez is out, who starts outside for Dallas, T.Will and Brice Butler?
No, he lost to beenthere. What is wrong with you people?
That’s alright, the concession is enough. I eat too much pizza anyway;)
Even if he gets hurt, his pre game carries are way higher than I anticipated. Stupid McFadden.
Otsitheiceman I wouldn’t want a pizza from any of these guys either. I would make them give the 25 bucks to a charity under the name SKA. We should all place bets that way.
I checked the Top 40 yards list and didn’t see him. I think he may be suspended
Fiversons No Spin Zone No but he did cry for a little while. I think he’s going to be ok after a little consoling.
That’s an excellent idea beaster. I’d trust Weech, but few others.
Only green beans I don’t like… Love green bean pizza..
I’m surprised he hasn’t conceded and changed his picture. One can only get called InJay so many times
Ok Weech, then donate the money to a charity of your choice. Here’s a suggestion; a Toys for Tots’ or the Big Brothers Big sisters.
Otsitheiceman We should find some charity or a go fund me page that goes towards the needy.
It should be of your choice. Let me know where. In honor of BeenThere?
H20 i’m going to go make a turkey sandwich, proud of me?
I was going to ask some Dallas fans about any recommendations for a steak restaurant here but then remembered none of them had actually been to Dallas.
Talking about Mexicans meats got Justin excited.
why don’t you recycle some more old jokes.
I dont know what you’re asking…unless you’re asking if Mytee could be a real life Harvey Dent?
Just want to make sure I have the right NGO. this one?
http://toysfortots.org/default.aspx
You know that line existed before the batman movie, right?
When he’s really angry, you can lay a 64 ozer on it and watch it dear.
honeybadger23 IVE BEEN THERE ONCE GOD DAMN IT
honeybadger23 Yes… but the Dark Knight comes to mind.
I have dez Bryant tatood on my dick. I’m no fugazi
When did the eagles beat tbe Redskins? 2 years ago? 3?
honeybadger23 Try an old fashioned texas style BBQ joint, the kind with a big smoker cooker in the building.
I’m sorry they ganged up on you Justin… I understood what you were trying to say…
T. Romo, QB Coach 4 D.Prescott JR’s scotch and hooker poon buffet
I went to one when I went to a game. they had a burger, with a fried ckicken tender cooked inside the burger. it was amazing
Fiversons No Spin Zone so you don’t like RCUs old jokes but you like mytees. that’s not fair
Nobody ganged up on him. He could have had a normal conversation, but he decided to call everybody out and topped all his comments to create arguments.
If you’re ever here and want some damn good BBQ, go to Pecan Lodge in Deep Ellum.
Or the ones that gives your meal for free if you can finish 96 oz. of it.
Why do you keep talking about seasons past and not this one? Same stupid shit day after day. It’s the 2016 NFL season not 2015 or 2011.
that was a total pot stir. I never said anyone ganged up. I said eagles were being homers
BWAAAAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA #ManJuiced
and you know why I top most of my comments
I found this on the inter webs last night and it made me think of the blog retard. [img]http://i.imgur.com/6krczc4.jpg[/img]
penguinfarmer Including the fat and gristle…..and throw in some free hats and tee shirts for the kiddies.
That sounds like a good deal. You sure it’s beef and not unwanted border crossers?
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why is that Justin?
Did you play us yet? Last I checked when we played we swept you and took your season past 2 yrs
Redskins owns eagles. Another sweep another season. No big deal for the Champs in burgundya nd gold
Because using aol 96 forces him to auto fresh every 13 seconds.
honeybadger23 best part about Japanese rest……..SAKI
Last I checked we swept you the 3 games before them. How far back should we go?
*refreshes in case cloister asked me a question
Wentzadelphia Big Ben was jinxed because he couldn’t complete his pregame ritual of raping a stripper and Eagles simply took advantage.
3-3 in the past 6 games we played heads up. Owned.
HailBandG liked for the rare mention of an abacus.
The Washington Redskins team song. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSj-KEWw6A0
Nothing like taking a firm training about being an EEO and seeing “We are committed to not discriminate” while texting terrible things to my Indian coworker about his forehead art and how delicious beef is
Wentzadelphia these are the exact same reactions you guys had as well……..so not sure wtf you are talking about
You should really find this sniper that has that guy in sights 24/7
Can’t believe there’s no Eagles game this week. I’m going to go through withdrawal.
RCU is like the guy that picks up a chick at the club, takes her home, has trouble getting her bra off, puts on the condom backwards, blows his load before he can even get it in, then tells all his friends he’s a conqueror of pussy.
Cool stories RCU. Keep ’em coming!
Maybe after I complete my plan to force John McLean and Zeus L Jackson to help me rob the Federal Reserve in NYC.
Photoshopped. I can tell. Trump should hire you if it weren’t for the whole Mexican thing.
You think he could actually pick up a chick at the club?
I think of him more as the guy who goes home alone, jerks off a couple times, and then tells all his friends he’s a conqueror of pussy.
Fiversons No Spin Zone No more ducking? [img]http://i.imgur.com/HJBiypJ.png[/img]
just because you shit your pants and blow your load, doesn’t mean most men do
I don’t think Frechie meant RCU literally picks the girl up and carries her home but that would make more sense I guess
SKA Bets for Charity and RCU’s rapeyness within a few posts of each other.
Weech This place is weird. How goes it, Weechness?
Otsitheiceman Good on you for a SKA bet for good, though.
Mas o menos. Sitting pretty SBUX since my apartment is a scorching 105.
and took more draft picks to land as well
In my “big money” league ($300 entry 14 teams) I won 2 years ago, and had the commish donate the winnings to a Toys for Tots. All prize winners that year followed the lead and we wound up giving over 4000 to the kids.
Nice feeling.
Not all that many considering the picks they have gotten back, but I don’t really care either.
Weech I had AC installed for the 5-10 days a year like this lol
That’s a great thing to do. We did similar things in a charity poker tournaments but a lot more money went to the charity.
“[Steelers OT Marcus Gilbert] gave me a nice compliment after the game and just told me, ‘We’ll see you guys in the Super Bowl because ain’t nobody gonna be able to block ya’ll,’” Graham told Angelo Cataldi and the 94WIP Morning Show.
The few G’s it costs sounds reasonable to me right now. It’s unbearable.
I’m about to have another kid and need a new car… Just a heads up…
H20 Assuming health, we’re going to be a pain in the ass for any OL that comes along.
I can’t wait until they learn how to rush the passer again. Splooz told me it takes a year or so to remember how to do that when you switch defensive schemes.
Breaking news: overpaid NFL player throwing away cash on extravagant house
lol I thought that was a new rapper or something.
Weech, you really are rich aren’t you
10 hour layover in Dubai. I’m gonna be checking out some hot ankles.
I’m not. But I did use points to upgrade my 16 hour flight LAX – DXB to business class. I’m getting picked up by Emirates for my flight. LOL.
lol I don’t believe you for one second mr. santa Barbara/Dubai/travel around world lol
You can witness a lot of shit in 10 hours in Dubai. Maybe bring Mosley and treat him to an honor killing
T. Romo, QB Coach 4 D.Prescott
Hide the matches if Rolando comes to visit.
honeybadger23 I didn’t know it was Dubai when I typed this
Cloisters daily breakdown:
2% work
8% eating
45% shifting his eyes side to side
45% thinking about me
Some poor kid from the farms of Central California getting picked up in private car for a business class flight to the middle east. That’s just hilarious to me.
going to finish making a murderer tonight
No. I only go places where it’s not 10000000 degrees and they don’t hate joos
mytee m.a.m. is really fucking good. I should absolutely be working on my house tonight, but I have to see these last 3 episodes.
Watched the first two episodes of Stranger Things. Pretty good, is it definitely worth finishing?
its fucking unbelievable, its like i’m watching an episode of CSI-Courtroom forking
is Columbian Spanish a little different? I feel like it is
H20 yeah, I mean its not earth shattering but its good
Drink coffee while taking a deuce. It’ll get you hyper for the battle
Public shitter. Too scared to take it in there. At home that’s a no brainer
I thought the first three eps were the best but it’s only 10 eps.
Yeah, I don’t know anyone that’s seen it that hasn’t been mesmerized by it.
I’m watching enemy at the gate on HBO at the moment. Very underrated war film.
https://twitter.com/DMN_George/status/780891946306838528
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This is why Dallas wasn’t so eager to part with Leary.
When you look up and see dude with mcdonalds bag and get jealous. Then see he’s got filet of fish and know jokes on him
Been awhile since I logged into GTA Online. They have people playing pokemon go in it now. lmao
Killed them, obviously.
Today they’re saying it’s rest and pain management. Same injury Lee has many years ago, so it could be a while
H20 5ptsFeatured
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Chug your coffee and see if you can make it home in time
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splooz you should listen to the poop ninja
home shitting >>>>>>>> other shitting. (unless its an upper decker at fed ex)
splooz
Try some civet cat coffee. The beans have already been shit out before you buy them!
EaglesAreGoodSoSTFU148
Not always.
https://twitter.com/VeteranScout/status/780882400028991488
Dongtavious Steelwang rep138 splooz
Splooz might live a high end lifestyle, but I suspect even he might balk at that price.
https://twitter.com/fduffy3/status/780498494750588928
I grew up on Jim Johnson’s blitzing schemes which made me love an aggressive defense. But watching the All22s each week of 4 man rush with 7 dropped back in coverage is a beautiful thing. Safeties help the weak corners, which creates a lot of coverage pressure and sacks.
Yeah. I saw the Steelers were the lowest at around 10%. Lowest in the league. I forget where I saw the stat
That doesn’t surprise me, their secondary doesn’t have the skill to go man too much
Steelers are all zone. no chance they survive with that secondary. Steelers have 1 sack so far. They give the teams the underneath all day. That’s why I was surprised Wentz and Peederson were able to find holes in that secondary all game long.
The Skins were beating them over the top constantly, Kirk just wasn’t making the throws. Wentz did and killed them
Dunbar is probably my new favorite player… Other than Cravens…
If it wasn’t for Fenchie, I would be last in our pick me league… Thanks Fenchie…
It was a story about the Eagles D. Not sure where the full ,it’s is outside of PFF
https://twitter.com/RapSheet https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/780930484192808960https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/780930484192808960
Sources: https://twitter.com/hashtag/Texans?src=hash star DL JJ Watt has re-injured his back and is expected to be out for an extended period of time. Could be the season.
Lupo Werder never let lack of knowledge get in the way of a story
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Poor Clowney. Now he’ll draw the double and triple teams. Wait, that might not be necessary.
Just saw the block management and execution by the Redskins offense at the end of the first half. I dying get why they didn’t call TO with 20 seconds left. And Cousins can’t get a fade off with 11 seconds left.
https://twitter.com/clarencehilljr/status/780889170457747460 You know, I am really starting to think they don’t tell Jerry anything,or he forgets what they say?
Eli threw a fade to Rainey. Gruden is jealous. Burton caught that btw
EaglesAreGoodSoSTFU148
Rainey should have hauled that in. It almost worked, although I’m puzzled why McAdoo seems to have forgotten about our TE that is 10 inches taller.
EaglesAreGoodSoSTFU148
If I remember the Skins brought pressure from that side so he was throwing into it. That was still a catchable ball.
rep138 EaglesAreGoodSoSTFU148 He under threw it and it still should have been caught. You’re both right
I don’t think there’s such a thing as a trap game when you’re 1-2.
Besides obvious reasons . I am really hoping Cleveland wins just to see RCU try and spin it. Lol
But Cleveland Clevelands more than Washington Washingtons so I believe Washington will win
Well said. And you’re dead on about watching RCU try to spin it. I’d extend that to a few others as well.
Watched the Skins-Giants replay last night…..
1. Crowder really is a player. I see him & think that’s what Huff should be like. Still wondering if Harris has found his ankles yet
2. That was an interception in the endzone
3. The ending of the 1st half by the Skins is inexcusable. Between Kirk, McVay & Gruden. Shitshow all the way around
4. Those two INTs by Eli (yes I’m aware that some were dropped) were awful throws. Like GAWD AWFUL! The game-ender that Cravens picked off, there was a HUGE opening where if Eli leads Vereen, it’s a 20+ yard gain. Instead, he throws an inexplicable bullet.
And I found Pikachu too!
Good Morning fans of the NFCE and especially fans of the 1st place Philadelphia Eagles
H20 While I agree, being 2 score favorites generally makes it a trap game in the media, even if the two teams playing aren’t doing well.
Sir Squatch H20 The concern is if the Skins will play down to their competition
Man, I hope Lavauo isn’t out very long, he has been playing solid football so far.
Frenchie! In Lacrosse we call that a ‘face dodge’. Very nice head & shoulders fake by Crowder. Harris was looking at Crowder’s head/shoulders, not where he should have been.
Frenchie! They have for the past 10 years, don’t know why this year would be any different.
I don’t think the players or coaches pay attention to the spread, but I hear what you’re saying about the media perception. The media is stupid though.
Sir Squatch IF the Skins win, I think it’ll be close. My gut is saying upset though
Frenchie! It’s either a Skins loss, or a Skins blowout, I just don’t see the close game in the Skins favor.
Another one, sorry for the spam just nice to see the Skins oline making plays.
Off-Target Percentage???
Just when you thought they’ve run out of stats…..
According to ESPN Stats & Information, only one quarterback in the league has been more accurate than Wentz through three games. Take a look at the chart:
I linked this article yesterday. I’d love to see where Cousins ranks on this.
H20 I’m kinda surprised Eli is #1. Maybe cuz I saw the replay of last night’s game
Eli can be pretty darn accurate in spurts (when he’s not throwing it to the other team).
Good morning of the soon to be last place New York Giants
If ODB was really passionate he would have thrown his helmet in the stands like a true Giant
If Pugh had and leadership skills or balls he should be kicking some ass in the locker room
Frenchie! H20 They consider interceptions to be targets for the defense.
Go Fuck a Tranny Glad to see you are in a good mood this morning.
Going to take it out on my employee’s it’s ok
Shit. Watt likely done for the year.
http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/17655910/jj-watt-houston-texans-likely-headed-ir-reinjuring-back
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Lichty placed on IR as well. I certainly hope Sullivan fills the role (or is even an upgrade).
Monz Venus I hope it’s an upgrade and Lavaou comes back quickly.
H20 He’s too busy at the crappy FL beaches to look for you
H20 I was trying not to point out the obvious. You were taking a Wentz, weren’t you?
The same places that don’t get held to the same standard for co2 emissions ect.
Hmmm I wonder if that matters at all….
Mytee North Africa surprises me a bit, but I guess WHO uses the Sahara dust as an issue as well (which makes sense)
That dust is full of monkey pox and Ebola.
If I’m being honest, I kind of miss Forbath on the Redskins.
So from what I’ve seen, Jerry Jones has no clue what is going on with his team?
Lol. Suits me. The less influence Jerry has over personnel the better. He does think JayZ is a great guy though
Squatch- I just noticed I have a bet with Justin for a pizza, here’s the only thing I have saved
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fran im good with that. Rec, Yards, and TDs.
we’ll let the jury of retards here determine if its close.
for a pizza
Do you have anything saved on that?
Agreed Lupo, I was happy that he didn’t make it to our pick so I couldn’t be too upset. I also like that Reid got him.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze Romo vs Wentz bet. You already won.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze Nope, because he bitched out and deleted that account it killed the names
Welp I’ll have to ask him and see if he remembers. Which is doubtful.
http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/page/barnwellx160926/the-best-teams-far-best-defenses-let-rank-top-defenses-overall-2016-nfl
It’s a good thing the dline didn’t have much of a learning curve switching schemes from a 3-4 2 gap to an attacking 4-3
Gruden mixed up thunder and lighting on MNF when talking about he and Waters
Do they suck temporarily and on a limited number of hours/days?
funny part of this is shitrant was pubbing a Cowboy to beat Wentz for O rookie of the week lol.. i’ll take this one
I think they might have, they should have 20 sacks now instead of 10.
Always, all the time, 24/7, 365, for all eternity and beyond… even in victory, especially in defeat… even with Dak, Deez and Elliott, but especially with TERRANCE WILLIAMS..
In 2015, nine of the top ten teams in sacks made the playoffs, including all four of the teams that advanced to the championships games, and obviously, both Super Bowl teams. The top sack teams were Denver, New England, Pittsburgh, Kansas City, Houston, Carolina, Minnesota, Green Bay, Detroit, and Cincinnati, making the Lions the only outlier
Some teams that don’t get sacks will tell you that it’s not all about the sacks, that pressures are just as important. That’s not true. Sacks are important because they actually put the QB on the ground, result in loss of yardage, end drives, and yield punts and field goals instead of touchdowns.
Wentz > Brady > Montana > Bradshaw > Staubach > Unitas > Starr
Grant Paulsen @granthpaulsen 10h10 hours ago
The #Redskins have forced more fumbles (27) than any other team in the #NFL since the start of last season. Also rank #1 with 18 recoveries.
HailBandG Now do this year, they must have one of the worst recover rates
Bruton not doing well (no shock to me), but cooley is still a tool
Everything I hear from him is harsh and really negative. Surprised he still has a job in DC.
Small sample size, but yeah, a lot of footballs on the ground that Skins couldn’t get to so far. Numbers should only go up with Norman’s chop.
HailBandG Pass rushers doing a good job going for the ball as well, just need to fall on it once it’s out.
HailBandG I mean, the hit he laid on Norman wasn’t just taunting.
Mytee wants to sue you for stealing his schtick.
Too many from a team that hasn’t even been able to win a division game
I still don’t understand how you could put Jones in there over McLeod. It doesn’t make any sense from an objective or homer standpoint.
Indeed. Glad he’s back on the PS. Not sure if he can pass block in this league, but dude has some serious power.
He can take tobin’s “TE” spot on goal line runs.
the whole division game thing is so dumb and skins fans have been trying to use it as a legitimate argument all week
I thought they were just joking… Or grasping at straws.
very nice http://www.espn.com/nfl/statistics/team/_/stat/total/sort/totalPointsPerGame/position/defense
H20 I actually like FO, just rank the Skins low so I had to say they suck
He knows. What he means to say is the Redskins defense sucks, and he’s taking it out on the messenger.
H20 Of course they do. What else are Skins fans going to troll Eagles fans with? Eagles are killing it right now.
Well when I see them use that as a troll my reaction is something like this:
very nice https://www.profootballfocus.com/pro-carson-wentz-is-off-to-the-best-start-by-a-rookie-qb-in-the-pff-era/
H20 You were honestly taking that as serious?
You havent even played a division game yet. It’s an obvious troll.
Sometimes you just have to take your lumps until things turn around.
not that anyone should be surprised but Skip is definitely arguing that Dak > Wentz… damn you Twitter box on the right
Skip is a Dallas homer, whom no one in Dallas likes, that knows nothing about football.
Did choy ever show up and change his avi?
Lol. Skip Bayless. ” Lifelong” Dallas fan since 2009.
I think mytee was all over that troll to begin with.
he showed up for a minute, but I have yet to see him post with a new avatar
Oh.. Not as good,
I’ve been helping a buddy move, haven’t been around much.
I can confirm; though if he doesn’t post for a week because he doesn’t want to honor the avatar bet, wouldn’t that be an even bigger payoff? It’s like betting someone $100 and winning, and they refuse to give you any cash so they give you a Ferrari instead.
https://spikedkoolaid.com/lupos-nfc-east-all-beast-team-week-3/ you have to scroll down a bit. But it’s there
Follow DFW-area police departments on Twitter. I’m sure they’ll announce something when it comes up.
T. Romo, QB Coach 4 D.Prescott should be nothing. If he was dealing with real soreness in the knee, they would have made sure the MRI was done monday morning. Sunday X Rays looked like a simple sprain.
honeybadger23 Didn’t get him a ring though. I wonder why
I don’t mind choy so much. I might disagree with 95% of his opinions, but he talks football.
penguinfarmer honeybadger23 because Tom Brady has never once won an important game against a team whose defense can apply heavy pressure with only a 4 man rush.
It wouldn’t be the classy thing to do penguin. Lol
T. Romo, QB Coach 4 D.Prescott Busy voting for Wentz? Well damn.
Fiversons No Spin Zone I wasn’t aware that I play QB in the NFL.
I never see that twitter box on the right because it ends with the article and doesn’t come down to the comments. It’s like that for everyone right? You guys scroll up to read that?
T. Romo, QB Coach 4 D.Prescott the city or the team?
No. I let you scroll up and just count on you to re-post any relevant tweets that show up there anyway.
So not you and Brady… We’ve eliminated two so far…
honeybadger23 It looks like this year’s presidential election.
22SnakePlissken5150 T. Romo, QB Coach 4 D.Prescott I’m assuming more shootings / business as usual for ‘Murica
22SnakePlissken5150 T. Romo, QB Coach 4 D.Prescott Oh so that was a good guess.
H20 from what I see on the news, maybe a bad one for the po po
penguinfarmer honeybadger23 should be a fourth option:
“Ready to move to Costa Rica immediately”
T. Romo, QB Coach 4 D.Prescott H20 When is it ever good for the popo
It comes down part of the way, so I get to see all of hacksaws dumb flat earth retweets.
when he has a gun….and a long rap sheet….
H20 The retirement community he lives in has a bunch of street toughs on scooters.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze That’s what I’m wondering, how you guys see it unless you actively scroll up to look. Makes sense that you can see it while down in the comments.
Why is every one of these guys that are shot labeled as disabled?
honeybadger23 Whatever it is, it’s Harambe’s now
I hope rcu survived the gunshot wound the police gave him…
Fiversons No Spin Zone Because it’s easier to justify
Why would a cop even consider shooting someone in this climate? It just makes no sense.
there’s a difference between mentally ill and mentally retarded, right?
I can only see it when I’m closer to the top of the comment section.
https://twitter.com/Rotoworld_FB/status/781135846439354368
do you even know how to vegan bro
Dongtavious Steelwang Mytee Dont try it Donny, I have the high ground.
Mytee I can easily see how this climate is making them more afraid.
22SnakePlissken5150 Dongtavious Steelwang Mytee *loses arms and legs*
I HATE YOUUUUUUUUU!!!!
They feel their life is being threatened….
In a DC suburb the other day, a black dude was having a stroke in his car so he was unrespondent. The cops tazed him and then pepper sprayed him and he finally rolled out of the car. WTF.
T. Romo, QB Coach 4 D.Prescott Look retarded act retarted, autistic, not retarded.
I don’t think the mentally disabled thing is a good thing for the police
T. Romo, QB Coach 4 D.Prescott Well, most people, let alone cops, have no clue how to handle them.
Has he also acknowledged that his inability to throw the ball to open receivers is an issue?
What are they suppose to do? Call a shrink before they shoot him?
I mean it shouldn’t surprise us when if you have too high an IQ you can’t be a cop.
Fiversons No Spin Zone I do think this should be part of the training. Hopefully this is in the works in the future.
mytee, those last three episodes were pretty sad and disappointing. didn’t even watch 10, was over it.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze big screen?
JosephR2225 He’s only got 2 speeds, 0 and fastball.
If he did point a gun at them, what diffrnec does it make?
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I mean it shouldn’t surprise us when if you have too high an IQ you can’t be a cop. A guy lost a lawsuit because he wanted to be one but he scored too high on an aptitude test and they denied his application.
Is there a reason you didn’t post this question under the original post that was posted 1 minute ago?
honeybadger23 http://www.nytimes.com/1999/09/09/nyregion/metro-news-briefs-connecticut-judge-rules-that-police-can-bar-high-iq-scores.html
Legal precedent was set 16 years ago.
Fiversons No Spin Zone I’m not speaking of this case per se. But it is a part of reform I’d like to see. I have no objection to self-preservation taking precedent over mental illness.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze Glad to see he’s ditched the Homer Simpson mu mu.
Chickens
Although if you fed them to em they wouldn’t know
the more you post, the more you have to scroll down for your answers
#InJayWeTrust In this race of maple syrup, it is I who has lost
There has been conflicting studies that show a correlation between high IQ and mild anti-social behavior and very mild autistic disorders like aspergers syndrome. This might be the reasoning behind high IQ bans for law enforcement. I can tell you one thing, I went through the nuclear power pipeline, high IQs all around and met some of the craziest bastards ever, and since I’ve had my own sanity and social abilities doubted about a million times I guess I would have to consider myself one of the crazies.
22SnakePlissken5150 I could imagine it’s similar to something like a football team, where you just want a jock to read and react instead of a person who might….you know, think and hesitate for a moment.
I feel like there is more to that story than just being dumped for good scores.
https://twitter.com/CNN/status/781138397213712385
And heres a SKA member’s good deed for the day.
Good job penguin
Dongtavious Steelwang I will admit that instincts are essential for sports. Some people have it, some people don’t. I will also say it has no relation to IQ.
penguinfarmer Dongtavious Steelwang For sure. At bare minimum, you need the the aptitude to be able to unconsciously read and react to a situation as a great player.
Somehow Justin’s instincts have kept him alive despite his low IQ.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze Brain stem puttin in OT
I mean, it’s very possible that they are really stupid and use a single test as the full qualifier for the police, but I doubt it. Dude was a corrections officer, it wouldn’t surprise me that something else happened and they used the “did too well” excuse instead of blacklisting him
Dongtavious Steelwang penguinfarmer Several of my friends were obsessed with creating a real life, fully functional lightsaber. It’s all they talked about. That and they really loves whipits since they won’t pop you on a drug test like everything else.
Sir Squatch IIRC about just reading the ruling, the judge ruled that he was not being unfairly discriminated against because they were denying all applicants with IQs above a certain level.
Dongtavious Steelwang penguinfarmer I prefer to looking it as IQ and EQ [emotional quotient] as two completely separate entities with an infinite amount of combinations between the two.
Dongtavious Steelwang Because they had a policy of that, not that they actually did that.
Sir Squatch Dongtavious Steelwang The fact that the policy exists feels sort of questionable in of itself.
H20 no dude, I was calling RCU a retard. smh
Dongtavious Steelwang Sure, again, not saying it’s a good thing to do, just feel like there is more to that story than what was posted. I went through qualifiers with some really dumb people who were great at testing, and some really smart people who were bad at testing, which is why no one test was used as a stand alone.
2 NFC players of the week in the division. Carson Wentz offensive player of the week, but, more importantly, Dustin Hopkins special teams player of the week
penguinfarmer Sir Squatch 99 Problems and Flying’s One
Dongtavious Steelwang penguinfarmer Sir Squatch I’m considering writing my own children’s book now. I’ve entered the world of self-publishing earlier in the summer. It’s easy stuff. Small but decent passive income.
penguinfarmer Dongtavious Steelwang Sir Squatch Like Kindle books or something else? That’s definitely a growing industry that forgoes a lot of the editing/publishing/distributing process typically involved in making a book.
Now I need to know what the subject of this childrens book will be?
I kind of want to see this miss paragrens movie. yes I know I’m a dork.
Dongtavious Steelwang pretty much. Could make a full length movie of her painting her toenails and I’d watch it.
22SnakePlissken5150 Dongtavious Steelwang I assume that was the plot to Sin City: A Dame to Kill For
Dongtavious Steelwang One of our copywriters here does it and makes a substantial amount. Churns out a book every 20 days. The most successful sellers often release books with a ton of typos, terrible syntax and overall bad structure, but they have stories to tell and make a living off of it.
Harry Potter crossed with Xmen …….sounds like something dork just would dig, as long as it gets an 80% or above RT
penguinfarmer Dongtavious Steelwang I assume after children’s books you’ll be graduating to sordid adult erotica such as 50 Shades of Penguin. There’s dinosaur erotica out there, so obviously a market to be made.
That’s pretty great though man.
Not sure what’s worse, mytees avi last week, or penguins avi this week
I’m sure I’ll be seeing it at some point. My daughter is reading the books.
T. Romo, QB Coach 4 D.Prescott Talking about watching an Eva Green movie without mentioning Eva Green as a reason to watch. You savage!
There are some really weird genres out now. Some e-writers don’t even write what they want, they scour the market for what is hot and just try to exploit that. Right now, there is a popular demand for alternate histories with sci fi twists and a strong market transgender love stories. I want to combine all of those. With penguins.
Was this a shot at Bradford, or was Wentz accused of having a weak arm?
In Eva Geeen news, I watched the second 300 movie recently.
Yowza.
penguinfarmer Alternate history/time travely related stuff seems to be coming on a bit more now, with the Man in the High Castle, Outlander, and that new NBC TV show coming out. I assume there is a market for transgender love stories because I imagine it hasn’t been done very well yet because it’s kind of a difficult genre to capture right.
So yeah, Chase Daniel is grossly overpaid. But is any Eagles fan complaining? They shouldn’t be. It’s Jeff’s money and I truly believe he’s been a huge help to Wentz.
With Dak Prescott’s emergence in Dallas, more than a few people around the league believe Romo’s days in Dallas are done.
This was the scenario outlined to me by one AFC team assistant personnel man:
A. Stan Kroenke wants a star to boost the Rams’ attendance.
B. He strongly urges the team to get Tony Romo.
C. The Cowboys, happy with Dak Prescott, trade Romo to the Rams.
D. The Rams publicly justify the position by saying their top quarterback draft pick can learn from Romo, the way http://bleacherreport.com/aaron-rodgersdid from http://bleacherreport.com/brett-favre.
E. The Rams win a Super Bowl.
Of course, none of that will happen, especially the last point, but the mere fact that Romo is considered a trade target means the Cowboys may have turned the page on the QB position.
I just googled eva green and still don’t know who that is
H20 I’d be complaining more but we just traded off Bradford….soooooooo it’s not all bad.
T. Romo, QB Coach 4 D.Prescott Bond girl in Casino Royale (best one of all IMO), she was in the 300 sequel, and she was nekkid in the Dreamers.
not a weak arm per se just throwing a lot of short passes, I think.. he’s in a WC offense so it doesn’t surprise me.. and he takes shots down the field.. pretty dumb IMO
This is what he was brought in to do though. And he’s doing a great job at it. If anybody thought he was expected to play meaningful football, they were mistaken.
I don’t see it… I don’t think they would get a big enough return to make it worth while…
no reason to complain at all.. his contract does not prevent them from doing anything
H20 Yeah, I imagine that even though he sucks wind on the field, he’s a good mentor figure and he’s at least been behind guys like Drew Brees and knows how they tic and what they do to prep.
He was always overpaid, just not by so much that anybody should really care all that much.
Lupo This is what always makes me laugh when Tire gets into it about Diink and Dunk. Guess what? It works, and done properly, it works really well.
honeybadger23 She’s looks like a grownup Kristin Stewart in that movie with the same brooding face as a misunderstood emo 14 year old.
Sir Squatch Lupo That’s why Bill Walsh came up with it to begin with
splooz I vaguely remember the movie. Does she and Lena Headey naked-wrestle?
People here seem to care how rich people spend their money though. For some reason.
I’m going to use this next time Jerry overpays someone……….”we don’t care, its Jerry’s money”
Dallas overspending takes them out of the FA game, though.. there is a difference
Fiversons No Spin Zone That’s when you know it’s bad. When Fivers picks a brown person over you.
It’s a shot at the dude from FO who was trolling Eagles and cow fans about arguing who was better Wentz or dak.
That’s the only thing you took from that? What’s next, are you going to top it and argue relentlessly over something that was never the point to begin with?
You left the “Mike Freeman” part out of your original post intentially, didn’t you? You sand-bagging son of a bitch.
I would pay to watch them scissor. Eva’s not scared to show her labias.
T. Romo, QB Coach 4 D.Prescott Any can, and people do, argue that contracts are pointless because it’s not our money. That’s valid, but it doesn’t change the fact that when comparing contracts between players, cost and structure matter a great deal even if it’s not your money.
This is probably one of the more impressive passing displays I can remember – mostly because NE basically abandoned the run completely and had Brady put it in the air 50 times.
http://www.espn.com/nfl/boxscore?gameId=400749515
They have two completely different body styles and looks.
Comparing apples to oranges IMO.
I’d take both.
Dongtavious Steelwang T. Romo, QB Coach 4 D.Prescott haven’t seen all 3. lol guess that would explain it
penguinfarmer Fivers is one of those uber racists who marries a minority
Ben say anything stupid today about how the Giants are still a good team ?
It’d be one thing if it was a long term massive contract that might prevent them from keeping their own players or signing new ones, but no personnel decisions are going to be made because Chase Daniel is making $7M/yr instead of $4.5M/yr.
Dongtavious Steelwang And because Edelman thew a 51 TD pass
Coupled with the Bradford deal it didn’t make sense. With Bradford’s deal off the books and Wentz being cheap it seems fine now.
H20 5ptsFeatured
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That’s the only thing you took from that? What’s next, are you going to top it and argue relentlessly over something that was never the point to begin with?
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…..no.
Sir Squatch penguinfarmer He’s like those vets who marries an Asian just to remind them they lost. Even though they didn’t.
Sir Squatch Dongtavious Steelwang lol while true, it’s hard to find a QB that you can trust to throw for 50 times, or account for 89% of your plays.
That’s what most people say, but I just viewed them as separate transactions. Chase Daniel is like a $7M luxury item; but the Bradford deal was the one you really had to look at when evaluating the QB position. Daniel was never brought in to be a starter; Bradford was at first and Wentz was eventually.
T. Romo, QB Coach 4 D.Prescott Did II ReaLGiRL69 II ever respond with an a/s/l?
Hoppy Hopkins named ST player of week. SKA All beast kicker is greater honor IMO.
jeez didn’t know JJ Watt is out. he certainly didn’t look the same the beginning of this season.
Cleveland at Washington, CBS 1 pm – Kevin Harlan, Rich Gannon
Dallas at San Francisco, FOX 4:25 pm – Joe Buck, Troy Aikman & Erin Andrews
H20 “So you’re saying they are a team that likes to pass short….but then uses those opportunities to throw long.”
He came back too soon and it cost him. He’s done for the year now.
Mytee “YOU SHOULD’VE LISTENED TO ME, JJ!”
-Romo, from his hospital bed
Short plays setting up longer plays?
Fucking crazy.
Who has about 9 more fantasy points than Bailey at this point in the year.
And I’m officially not posting or talking about the Eagles anymore. You guys are a bit ….
Mytee Not gonna lie, these rapid fire tweets are as annoying as the FILMSTUDY tweets Trent Dilfer used to put out.
I just looked it up. I didn’t remember that he played a year for the skins.
JosephR2225 I was just posting a tweet and letting you guys know the man was breaking down your film. My goodness.
Mytee using the pussy defense.
It’s highly ineffective.
NE this time last year: leading the league in passing
NE right now: leading the league in rushing
Ridiculous how good Bill is.
This is a great way to spend 3-4 minutes of your life
http://sploid.gizmodo.com/watch-the-movie-references-used-by-the-simpsons-side-by-1758515944
Maybe if Kirk weren’t playing constantly needing a score he wouldn’t have to air it out.
I’m not reacting to you posting it, I’m just curious. I think he’s right; so I don’t know if other people are disagreeing with this take.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/2nuUKUU.jpg[/img]
Is it a coincidence that 3 of the top 5 have the lowest Air Yards Per Throw? I think not. Doug proving his genius once again.
skins fans don’t understand football very well…they look at stats and judge simply off of that
I dont even know if he could have been successful at another position anymore.
I guess in an h-back role?
It’s kind of funny. You can also look at the list and notice most of the top teams in the league are at the top of that category as well.
badger do you live under a rock? what kind of SKA’er doesn’t know how Fletcher Cox is doing
Damn. Stupid business owner. Hilarious Mike Tolbert.
T. Romo, QB Coach 4 D.Prescott One who is attempting to move the subject on from a bunch of trolling trolls
The NFL is changing again. You can see it. The better teams are running the football and using smart less risky passing plays to move the chains, taking chances every once in a while, and playing great defense.
The smart coaches and GM’s have figured this out and built their teams accordingly. Then there is Scot and Jay.
https://twitter.com/HelmanDC/status/781156198359764992 Ok. This is worrisome. Why is an MRI taking so long? Again, nobody delays posting good news.
Wentzadelphia u guys were trolling dak in week 2 for being captain checkdown. STFU
I’m not sure… But it was obvious he wasn’t a QB…
Is that you Tolbert? You could have at least said you were from the Yankees
Too fit. Hopefully without things that make a salad.
It looked bad. I think they’re downplaying it knowing the despair that will settle in if people know Dez and Romo are hurt again
For Dez’s sake I hope they don’t try to put him out there.
Beasley may see double coverage for the first time in his career this week.
AND WHERE THE FUCK IS GAVIN ESCOBAR AS A RECEIVER
T. Romo, QB Coach 4 D.Prescott WTF are you talking about Lil Guy? . I have yet to troll Dak about anything. He’s been playing solid all year.
Sir Squatch that’s actually something I can do. I eat the steak. then the salad.
https://twitter.com/HelmanDC/status/781157103645831168 And here come the injuries to the oline. S’aight. With he exception of Free,all are really young and should bounce back.
Not sure who he is referring to, but I never once trolled Dak either.
Waiting a couple of weeks to see how the toe is.
So Dallas will be playing a ton of backups this weekend?
GMSM hasn’t been messing around with the Skins line. Pulled hamstring? IR.
In the little bit of 49ers football I have watched this year (which was still too much), I was surprised how good DeForest Buckner looked. Should be an interesting matchup especially if either or both tackles are limited.
He said you guys to me and you. I don’t recall you trolling Dak and know I haven’t. I swear he acts like a tool just to get attention.
Smith didn’t play against the bears either
Ricky the french had Chief Z on his shoes Sunday. Didn’t seem to be a problem.
Yeah. Gonna be a test for Dak and EE. Leary isn’t bad.
if those are them. I’m with the NFL. those don’t resemble steeler colors at all
They should have. Steelers fans could have saved a little face and stuck with the “Well, we didn’t have Antonio. Otherwise we wouldn’t have lost by 31”.
H20 That was a simple pass any good QB makes 99 out of 100 times.
You can tell it’s fake though, because there’s a black guy in a swimming pool.
That’s because you are so stupid that you think it’s true.
Our beat up OL did a great job against NYG’s amazing DL for sure.
LOL Squatch
Steak & Salad for me as well today
Hey Justin, mine also comes with some STFU dressing. It’s delicious
It’s a troll at Justin who claimed ny would be a top 5 DL.
The MRI must be really bad for the Cows to keep it hidden. I have a feeling Dez won’t be back this season. https://twitter.com/SlaterNFL/status/781157073677459456
@ Frenchie
I said this last night and u didn’t see it, but I just wanted to thank you… If it wasn’t for you, I would be last in our pick em league…
lol this is so dumb when they treat these things like they are the CIA
Agreed lupo… They think they are playing chess and have some advantage… It’s stupid…
Having Jerry at GM is like starting the game down 2 rooks and a queen.
yeah, but how are you feeling if you are the niners DC right now
I’m not Wentz hater. have at it. I think the rookie QB’s are GREAT for this division
it would be a possibility for any other team, but not for Dallas because reasons
Fiversons No Spin Zone My statement below is looking more and more likely. No more Dez for 2016.
Just fine assuming Dez is hurt and even better if he shows up trying to limp through a game I guess.
Come on O’s. 5 games left and you have 1 game lead. YOU CAN DOOOOO EEEEET
With his injuries and the fact that he’ll be 28 in a month, Dez Bryant’s best days are almost certainly behind him already.
are the cowboys playing with fire here? don’t they need to designate Dez injury
I called him captain checkdown from a preseason game.. which was accurate
Man, Lauvao was fantastic vs NYG. Hope we see him back quickly
I just want them to dance. Neither of us are getting there. Plus the O’s bats scare me to deaf.
You think his best days are ahead? Be honest. You think he’s going to go back to putting up the numbers he did a year or two ago?
Exciting ending for you. Better than our last 2 weeks have been.
I am going to put blackface on right now to get bagels thank you very little.
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are the cowboys playing with fire here? don’t they need to designate Dez injury, by rule
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They need to issue a final injury report by 4 pm the day before a game. Any player with a significant injury must be identified on the practice report with a description of his participation in practice.
Bad foot, now a torn up knee plus he got the money he wanted. No doubt he regresses going forward.
T. Romo, QB Coach 4 D.Prescott All they have to say is that he Did Not Practice with a knee injury
#InJayWeTrust Ignore User Block Userjust now@Fiversons No Spin Zone Moderate sprain. Week to week
in this case, I’m kind of glad they have the Niners guessing at a gameplan by not disclosing his injury.
I think they need to give him an official designation though like questionable…doubtful…probable…anal…
Oh. Good to know I guess. Actually huge waste of something to know but glad I asked.
Mad I asked.
doesn’t belichek do the same thing with injuries?
Only one real reason…extra motivation to justify his Madden rating.
OK, Terrell. Slow down
Lake Lewis Jr @LakeLewis 22s23 seconds ago
Terrell Pryor told @MikeJonesWaPo and me today via conference call that Browns should be 3-0. He didn’t think Eagles defense was that good!
Here we go again. https://twitter.com/SunSentinel/status/781163012279459840
hell of an athlete… and i’d say the CLE was was the D’s worst game… not that good seems a bit much
I love it. I picked him up in fantasy too. I really suck at fantasy though apparently.
you know I can’t stand most of your brethren…sorry you get hit with the shrapnel
Frenchie! I was last going into week 4 a couple years ago and was Champ at the end of the season.
He isn’t #1? https://twitter.com/AroundTheNFL/status/781162320051396608
Wentzadelphia I’ve taken a couple gambles early & got burned. Ah well
I’m going to guarantee victory for the skins this Sunday…
Me too or I would easily be first at the moment but that’s how you win in the long run.
Tier disappointment
24) http://www.nfl.com/player/kirkcousins/2532820/profile, Washington Redskins
It’s going to be glorious when the Browns win. Nothing against you fives.
Wentzadelphia According to Gregg Rosenthal’s QB Index:
Wentz > Dak > Eli >>>>>>> Cousins
Everyone has to love the class Wentz brings to the Eagles/NFL. https://twitter.com/FootbaIl_Tweets/status/781165764623552512
I’m going to the game, we never lose when I go… It’s ok…….
Fiversons No Spin Zone Until the game is over and we have won, I hate you. And you’re on thin banning ice here.
That seals it 2 mil on the Browns. Money Line please.
Skins win by double digits this weekend… It’s gonna be one of those stress less games u enjoy watching y’all… Trust me…
Pryor says other wise. https://twitter.com/NFLonFOX/status/781165513812512768
Well… If he says it, I’m gonna have to reconsider…
https://twitter.com/RobRang/status/781167215114539008
Skins picking 4th and passing on Watson. Troll aside skins fans, let’s say you have the opportunity to take Watson you’d do it right?
Fiversons No Spin Zone There is no stressless game for the Skins. It is just an urban legend.
Kizer reminds me of Cardale Jones after that 3 game stretch.. WAYY to early to call him the #1 overall pick IMO
[img]http://i.imgur.com/MZ36HN7.jpg[/img]
He could definitely be a stud, but I’ll never forget what La’El Collins did to him his freshman year
I wonder how much ESPN paid the pitcher for the slow fastball over the middle of the plate.
Watson is a bit slender for how he likes to play in the running game
Cloister, you need to officially declare the Browns to be your favorite this weekend. Then, and only then, will the universe be back in balance after Fivers detonated a nuclear bomb on the Skins’ chances this weekend.
I like McCaffery but 6 overall seems quite high.. i think he goes round 1
I’m still going strong in my survivor league, not sure what you mean.
what are your guys top 5 NFC teams in order?
If the playoffs started today three teams from the East would make it. Lolskins
Before I forget to mention this while channel surfing yesterday…
Congrats to Beckham Jr for getting a mention on WWE Smackdown. JBL equated a wrestler getting beatdown in a match to Beckham losing to the kicking net on Sunday!
H20 You were rooting for the Giants last week. Or rather, against the Skins last week. Do it again, please.
Probably the same five. I might move Minnesota up a slot or two and the Eagles down a slot or two.
Not sure of the order, but I agree with the teams. Hon. mention to AZ, but I think Palmer might be done.
Because Im too young to remember pre-Rams Faulk and he reminds me of watching Reggie at USC.
Bush was a nice player for the Saints.. i think McCaffery will be good
I’m posting this for Justin. I know the rest of you aren’t gullible enough to do this. https://twitter.com/SunSentinel/status/781169185804128256
True. Well argued. Full NFL Power Rankings:
1. Eagles
2-32. 31 steaming piles of shit
I think more than Palmer, Campbell and the D aren’t as good
Wentzadelphia I posted it a couple of days ago, so Justin is forewarned
Monz Venus Wentzadelphia The comments under the Utube were hysterical
Frenchie! did you see the ODB mortal kombat thing on NFL.com lol
For any of you thinking about purchasing the I 7. I got one for my wife and it’s the I 6 with a few upgrades. Waste of $750.
I was hoping to see that type of speed on our DL this year. damn…
Wentzadelphia I just bought the Galaxy S7 for me and my wife. Thank God we didn’t go for the Note. I love the new Galaxy.
In way too early worrying, if Schwartz leaves after this season that would be a kick in the noodle.
Just pull a Chip and lock him in the equipment closet during the off-season
as good as he’s doing. I can’t possibly see a team thinking he would be a good HC candidate again. kind of like Scott Linnehan.
plus I think they would take into account he has a fucking monster, top 3 Defensive player, wrecking shit.
H20 Me thinks he takes the 49ers HC vacancy after winning the Super Bowl this season.
I agree, and he might love having defensive autonomy here, but you never know. He might want to go back to being the top dog if teams come a callin.
Impressive. https://twitter.com/Eagles/status/781172077625614336
H20 Nuh uh. We’ll convince him that he’ll be like Norv Turner or Wade Phillips if he tries to become HC again
I was reading about that yesterday. Couple of things in our favor. 1. We have a great DL 2. Doug basically let’s Jim do whatever he wants on defense 3. Jim seems to like it here.
Wentzadelphia The Galaxy Note 7 is the problem. I didn’t buy the Note.
EaglesAreGoodSoSTFU148
Other than Dak (starting QB), Collins (starting 3T), & Brown (4th corner) .. .and Elliott … absolutely no one. The entire draft for Dallas is a complete waste.
Wentzadelphia eagles are on a bye week? great…..
Me too but this is a montage of all the TD’s from the season. Very enjoyable.
I feel relaxed & lighter
Dropping that Odell came easier than a dropped Dez pass
https://twitter.com/fishsports https://twitter.com/fishsports/status/781172924090765312https://twitter.com/fishsports/status/781172924090765312
mike fisher ✭ Retweeted mike fisher ✭
I’m told 1 Tapper prognosis: 3 months in a brace, inactivity, hoping bone heals. ‘Pars Defect.’ Will continue to ask for https://twitter.com/hashtag/Cowboys?src=hash info.
Ouch!
This is an ugly week in the pick’em league. Don’t like many for these match ups.
I get to be a RedZone channel addict all day though, so that’s nice
I like these for the explanations. The Rankings? Meh
http://www.phillyvoice.com/nfc-hierarchyobituary-after-week-3-2016/
H20 you guys are annually brutal and feisty during bye week.
In case anyone was curious about what a ‘Pars defect’ is
Each lumbar vertebra has a large, blocky front portion called the “body.” The rear portion has several knobby parts that project from it. Two of these project downward, where they form joints with the segment below, and two project upward to form joints with the segment above. The bony bridge that connects the upper and lower projections is the pars interarticularis, and there is one on each side of the vertebra. The pars interarticularis is sometimes just called the pars.
Pars defects sometimes develop on one side only, but if breaks occur that involve both the right and the left pars, the vertebra becomes separated into two pieces. Proper healing of bone breaks requires that the fracture ends be immobilized in close contact. These conditions are rarely achievable with pars injuries, so the breach fails to mend. This persistent separation is what is called a pars defect. For many years, it was assumed that pars defects were congenital anomalies, or birth defects. Today, we understand that most pars defects are really stress fractures that usually occur in the spines of young people. The presumed cause is repeated hyperextension, or backward bending, of the lumbar spine. Pars defects often affect athletes whose spines are frequently stressed in this manner, such as gymnasts, divers and football linemen.
Tire – I don’t know if you were here the other day when we were talking about it. We both like the draft and sometimes butt heads about players, but you were one of the first people I saw/heard bring up Wentz and this was way before he shot up draft boards. You wanted him when the Eagles were picking 13th and he was projected to still be on the board. I didn’t want to trade up for a QB, so here you go:
http://imgur.com/esV7hVx
I was with you on the vh3 train.
And wasn’t a fan of Wentz. Hated goff tho.
Tire is the QB guru of SKA. he called Bortles too
Does anyone else here think Jerry is trying to keep stupid Cows fans buying tickets by acting like Dez injury isn’t serious the same way he claimed Romo wasn’t hurt and could have gone back in the preseason game? Nobody can argue that Jerry is a very good business man. Horrible at building a winning team but great at making money.
Yeah, I was mainly focused on vh3, I was also a big fan of treadwell.
Frenchie! 2 of the classiest players in the league.
browns need to keep Pryor farrrrr away from Josh Gordon
splooz Don’t get too excited. That home run came in a Little League park.
Yeah dunno what’s up with him. Still think he could be good.
The world is a better place with Tebow being important somehow.
I’m talking about the whole season Berry boy.
Lupo The Lil guy isn’t smart enough to see that. SMH
More generally, based on his comments it seems Terelle Pryor is exceedingly dumb, and by and large it’s probably better to try to prevent dumb people from congregating.
he also came back in the game, played normally and scored a TD
unless Dez’ knee got way worse the night after the game. I can’t see him missing more than a week.
he came back in the game not longer after the injury and played fine.
And a player never finished a game with a serious injury in the past. Are you really this clueless or is it an act. I hope it’s the latter.
https://twitter.com/jonmachota/status/781176109773627393 You see, they are pretty descriptive with the severity of everyone’s injury with the exception of Dez. It is confusing. And if it was simply to not give the 49ers any pregame planning material, why be specific on the other players injuries.
Painkillers are a hell of a thing. If he partially tore something, he could have kept playing and made it worse.
Lil J doesn’t understand players have played though major injuries while the adrenaline is flowing in the past. The kid is not smart.
1. it has never been called a serious injury
2. he didn’t “finish the game” he played the entire game
fivers I thought you weren’t going to like stupid comments like this?
Simply trolling like These are fine… It’s the bad ones I don’t..
Fives I thought you weren’t going to like childish comments like Lil Js.
Season. Or Badger gives the word I can change it. Lol
Lol. I would think announcing 3 of the 5 starters on the oline might be missing the game would be more damaging than Dez. But that’s me
This.
If Witten or Beasley is dinged up or whatever no big deal, but defensive coaches are absolutely losing sleep at night figuring out how to stop the WR who has averaged 46 yards and 0.3 TDs per game since the beginning of 2015.
You are a sad Lil guy in denial. I’m going to leave it at that Buckaroo.
I’m trying to be nice to the Lil Guy and help him out understanding common sense but he makes it hard.
Well then……My guess this does not begin Thursday
http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000710815/article/dolphins-adam-gase-to-team-perform-or-get-benched
Mike Shanahan will cut you. Wait he didn’t draft Tannehill and traded a ton of picks for RG3. But he really wanted Tannehill. But he didn’t get to make the decision cause he was only the Coach/GM/President.
This kid is an idiot. I could see RCU or Lil J doing something like this in Philly and getting knocked the fuck out for it. https://twitter.com/BleacherReport/status/781178566713028609
splooz that’s likely what Dallas is trying to get them to do. twice the work
Wentzadelphia Damn it, Beaster. I was hoping to see a knockout! I HATE fools like this at sporting events.
Doesn’t seem like that much extra work to me. They have defensive plays installed already. The just call the plays based on the personnel on the field.
he looks OK in flashes but just makes terrible throws and decisions way too much for a guy in the league that long and making that kind of $$$..
splooz If I was the GM, I would still pick him so I could bang his wife on the side.
Matt Moore is the best QB on that team. And has been since he got there.
Like Joe Barry is watching tape. Like Joe Barry knows what the fuck he’s doing.
Sir Squatch Mytee JReed bails Kirk out quite a few times just like that.
Monz Venus That kid is a cross between Lil J and RCU.
Wentzadelphia Monz Venus You know there was at least 20 people who would have decked him in a heartbeat if they wouldn’t get thrown out of the stadium for it.
Reed is nothing but a disappointment this year. 0 TDs. Are you fucking serious.
Monz Venus No doubt and if he was in Philly they would have done it anyway and not cared.
It’s not just the great catch though. If he had made that catch and been tackled right there it still would have been a great play. But he got the first down.
Otsitheiceman Tell us how you feel about Whitten
Wentzadelphia In fairness characterizing it as ‘finishing a game’ is a tad disingenuous. He left in the 1st qtr came back and played almost 3 quarters. That’s not ‘finishing a game’. ‘finishing a game’ would be more like him coming back in the last 1/2 of the 4th qtr and limping through. He didn’t, he ran a really nice slant route and outran the coverage.
is why the GM said he can be average and they still have a chance to win… Scot knows what he has
Otsitheiceman Part of that is because he is playing with one of the worst starting QB’s in the league.
Did you know:
Jordan Reed has just 1 fewer receiving TD than every Cowboys player combined?
I feel like he’s a HOF. Who has totally outplayed a guy pumped up like the second coming, even while he right near retiring.
Apples to Apples my friend. He played until the game was over therefore he finished the game.
http://www.livefyre.com/profile/111471974/ 5ptsFeatured
14 minutes ago
Lol. I would think announcing 3 of the 5 starters on the oline might be missing the game would be more damaging than Dez. But that’s me
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who is the third OL hurt?
I understand but a lot of this has to be put on a QB who can’t find him when he is open and even when he does throws horrible passes.
John KeimESPN Staff Writer
Redskins receiver Josh Doctson (Achilles), guard Shawn Lauvao (ankle), and corners Bashaud Breeland (ankle) and Dashaun Phillips (hamstring) also aren’t practicing. Phillips is the only one working on a side field.
Not worth it lupo. Miles Austin all over again.
Lupo 14 catches for 160
16 catches for 190
outplay a mundo!
Maybe. I have said nothing but good things about him. Called him the only real good player on that team, and so far….disappointment.
skins are playing with fire with that Doctson Achilles
T. Romo, QB Coach 4 D.Prescott
I think he means Free (quad), Tyron (back), & La’el, although Free played the entire game Sunday and doesn’t appear to be in danger of missing SF. I’m also pretty sure that Tyron plays sunday as well
T. Romo, QB Coach 4 D.Prescott Seems like they are playing it correctly to me.
Reed has better numbers despite being the focus of opposing team’s D plans. Witten is what…3rd or 4th option for Dallas?
Bill_In_FL T. Romo, QB Coach 4 D.Prescott wouldn’t mind seeing Smith play and Green play for Free…
What’s wrong with doctson? Ore he have Malcolm Kelly’s old locker?
What should they be doing with it? They’re limiting his practices and game time till he’s healthy or more hurt. Should they Strasburg him?
T. Romo, QB Coach 4 D.Prescott Bill_In_FL
Why? Free has played pretty well all season. Throwing Green in there at RT when he hasn’t worked there almost at all this season would be … bad.
where I’m at (2 huge wildfires on each side of the coast)………..matches is a bad word
[img]http://i.imgur.com/fGXwxBp.jpg[/img]
I don’t think Doctson is helping the team any. let him heal fully.
T. Romo, QB Coach 4 D.Prescott Yet you feel the Cows should rush Dez back. LMAO Clown.
T. Romo, QB Coach 4 D.Prescott
If not for a really good play by Jones, Doctson might have blown the Cowboys game wide open
T. Romo, QB Coach 4 D.Prescott He played limited time in 2 games, and after the injury apparently came back they sat him and have held him out of practice.
Doctson blew that. Jones caught him and Dox should have tried to cut inside or run him over since he was just arriving. Instead he went OB. Botch.
Inactive against NY and resting at practice. That’s some JPP shit right there.
T. Romo, QB Coach 4 D.Prescott Stop pretending you watch football games
Lupo He could do to CBs what that Asian chick in ‘Kingsmen’ did.
You might need to explain that. Decent people refused to watch Kingsmen.
T. Romo, QB Coach 4 D.Prescott I don’t see how pointing out facts is either defensive or salty.
the fact your still whining its pointing it out. STFU.
it’s the only part of the 2nd one i’ve seen.. i wasn’t crazy about the 1st one, and I’m a huge Family Guy and American Dad fan
splooz
Doctson did no such thing. Kirk blew it. Doctson had to slow down and almost stop to get the ball, that gave Jones time to cut Doctson off from the endzone.
Lupo I suspected that, but man this just supports it even more
I saw Doctson playing against DAllas. I think Docston should be sitting and healing.
boo hoo
H20 Yes. At least he’s injured
Laquon Treadwell on the other hand…..
no respect for cloisters pot stir lappy. smh.
Doctson. Doctson! They’ve got Doctson here!!
See? Nobody cares.
http://imgur.com/ZCrKu9N
I mentioned Free because he is limited in practice.
Sure the pass was underthrown but Doctson still made the worst choice after the catch. He took the only option that gave him no chance of beating 1 man to the end zone…stepping out. If it was Ray Lewis bearing down on him with Ed Reed trailing then sure. It was a safety who just sprinted over and was trying to contain the damage.
You have to make a move there.
H20 Maybe you were just high?
Just kidding. He’s struggling. Just read these
http://www.rotoworld.com/player/nfl/11210/laquon-treadwell
Posted for combination of Eagles content and RiFF RAFF color theme.
https://twitter.com/BR_NFL/status/781186578353754116
fuck you imgur your gifs don’t work anymore
splooz Looks to me like he tried to do just that and Jones stopped him.
He did it to the outside though. Hopefully he learns from it but he should have been trying to go inside and extending that play. His decision was bad.
https://twitter.com/AndrewSiciliano/status/781183368859750400 So there is a chance. Watch Trump be the One. L
I checked out his music once because of all the tweets. I regretted it.
Weech Libel. This should be brought before a judge who was a very against police judge.
Brazzers made Overwatch parody porn..Oversnatch. Just for you weech. Mildly NSFW but no real nudity
http://kotaku.com/brazzers-overwatch-porn-parody-the-kotaku-review-1787160982
Three Philadelphia Eagles Numbers That Matter
http://www.phillymag.com/birds247/2016/09/28/philadelphia-eagles-super-bowl-odds-carson-wentz-doug-pederson-playoffs/
Holy shit, Agents of Shield has gone a combo of Indiana Jones, Ghostbusters, & Ghost Rider
I’m tired of giving Blizzard my monies. Gonna fucks with Destiny for a bit then back to PS1 classics like FF7 and Blood Omen Legacy of Kain.
Mytee i don’t know if any of the shows on the 3 major networks are good anymore
JosephR2225 agreed. but some here have said USA shows are getting better. Mr. Robot seems to be a favorite around here.
USA is cable doe.
Queen of the South was good but I’m stuck on episode 4 with too much other shit to watch.
T. Romo, QB Coach 4 D.Prescott Mytee I can’t watch network tv anymore. Jeopardy is the best show any of them have.
i know i just got too much better shit to watch. ive given up on all shows that aren’t on AMC or FX
Mytee T. Romo, QB Coach 4 D.Prescott Steve Harvey still cracks me up on family feud
H20 This is it. This is the low point of the season.
i like his songs more when i see the video with it. White crime is a pretty funny video
T. Romo, QB Coach 4 D.Prescott “Drake Songs” by Andy Milonakis is funny as shit
I don’t know that anyone is overselling Brissett; never heard anyone even say he’s good.
http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/heres-why-the-young-qbs-are-being-oversold-in-hot-starts-for-eagles-pats/
If Sullivan can’t fill in immediately at center, it look a like Kujo is gonna get the start… I don’t like this at all…
Fiversons No Spin Zone They really should just go with Long, Nseke and Trent for 1 game
Lupo – Not sure if that girl is 16 or 12. We are all going to jail.
This is why I don’t go to malls anymore. I can’t tell how old they are, they look young as shit with their titties and asses hanging out. I just stay away.
There’s plenty of other reasons not to go to malls.
Reason #1 – Malls suck
Reason #2 – Spencers isn’t funny anymore
splooz Well aside from that. But generally anywhere 13 – 23 year old females are in abundance.
It’s not illegal it’s just frowned upon. Like masturbating on an airplane.
It’s hot as ballz out today. Just spent 45 minutes in the sun and pool with my dog and swear I felt like I was sweating while swimming.
So I’ve started future HOF QB Matty Ice every week with great results, but he’s playing Carolina this week. Should I sub him out for Tyrod Taylor?
Careful. She’s smiling and winking. Verboten in Cloister’s WASP job.
DallasCowboysSux Just wanted to let everyone know if their stuff started freaking out
Well, it’s good to see they are finally putting the ball through the hoop. Baby steps.
You keep using that word. I don’t think it means what you think it does.
Yep and to think just a few short weeks ago they were getting trolled for trading Sam.
I like bullrushing the RT into Ben and knocking them both over.
Nice movie quote ans all, but it’s you that don’t understand what NBA purgatory is.
You have to excuse Mytee. He’s not real smart.
We know it’s a made up thing that people who root for bad teams say the up and coming teams about people they don’t like root for.
H20 I think it’s time for you to put this one on the back burner.
There was once talk that he was better than DeMarcus Ware. #neverforget
Mytee I know he is. Just hasn’t really made Dallas Waves since ending up there even though they have a pretty solid defense.
Washngton drained him of his passion to play the game.
He’s pretty good in Tennessee.
Weech “He’s got a really good bullrush….and….that’s about it.”
Then a dumb movie quote. 50% isn’t bad. It’s so painfully obvious how jealous you are of the influx of great young talent Philly has gotten recently. You won’t admit it, but we all know it’s true.
Dongtavious Steelwang
How can you forget those Geico commercials?
I appreciate the sentiment, but Josh McDaniel started out his first season in Denver at 6-0. He was fired after 12 games the following season.
Mytee Dongtavious Steelwang Weech Would you guys have preferred to keep him?
I’m not jealous of anything Philly has. Nothing. I’m sorry Cloister. Your young QB looks pretty good! And I love your Free Safety. That’s about all I can say.
Mytee Stanley Cups and World Series Championships don’t matter to Mytee.
That is spoken like someone who has never had a hot roast pork sandwich.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze Picked up Smallwood in a league where I’m desperate for RB help. Should be interesting to see how he and Barner are used after the bye.
young pass rushers rarely do well early.. plenty of time for McCallister
Careful, mytee might not be able to handle this and might lash out.
https://twitter.com/dmn_cowboys/status/781196405633261568
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Jaylon Smith might see the field before him. As of today, it’s been a wasteful pick.
Lupo Yeah but no Brady yet. I thought EVERYONE knew he’d be a bit of a waste until the return of 12.
I took him and Allen with my 1st two picks and am still 3-0 somehow.. #humblebrag
There is only 1 person who comes here who can’t admit the Eagles are by far the best team in the East after 3 games. I hope I can say the same when we revisit after the season.
I would say that Graham is both a speed guy and able to bull rush
T. Romo, QB Coach 4 D.Prescott So was Tom Brady.
30 year old running back hurt. SHOCKER. Julio was higher ranked and isn’t out for the year.
i was wrong anyways, he was a 4th, but was he hurt in college?
Mytee Yeah, but he was THE running back. And he was a dud his first two games anyway.
Jerry totally blew it not finding a Brady with the 6th pick. He had to use a 4th. 🙂
I thought David Johnson and Todd Gurley were “the” running backs. I thought Peterson was a second rounder?
Mytee You’re lucky I’m not playing you! You could be winning by even more!
T. Romo, QB Coach 4 D.Prescott H20 “I don’t speak Weech”
I don’t think anyone can deny that the Eagles are playing the best football right now, maybe in the entire league.
Cowboys fans are a rough group. Not one like for the complement below comparing Dak to Brady. You guys should be ashamed.
Wentzadelphia Our dismantling of the same Bears team that you dismantled is obviously much more impressive than your dismantling of the Steelers team that themselves dismantled Washington and will likely dismantle us later in the season. —–CHOY
Not even close. And I am one of those people. Paid a lot to get him, and he’s….average.
They’ve faced bad teams, and they’ve faced a proven offense. Only thing left is an elite defense vs. Wentz and how he adjusts to it.
You guys kicked the shit out of the Bears after we kicked the shit out of them. Not sure who’s ass kicking was better but they both were pretty bad.
He’s had a fractured back his entire career. He’s just been managing it. Seems like a bonehead pick for dallas to make.
I think the knock on Kirk is that he was supposed to be even better this year with a full year under his belt. Opposing defenses have effectively taken Reed out of game plans and it’s okay for the Skins offense because they have so many other options. Really hurts them in the redzone and that’s showing.
H20 See, that’s your problem Cloister. I was talking about divisional wins and you got all upset that I was excluding the Eagles. Chill out.
H20 5ptsFeatured
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thanks Justin, that’s a nice thing to say
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i mean seriously though. like better offseason than the Herschel trade.
1. Identified and landed Wentz
2. STOLE Mills
3. Got a first round pick for Sam Bradford
4. Extended the best defensive player in the league not named Von Miller
5. got out of some really bad chip deals
6. found a good FS in McLeod. and good Guard in Brooks.
what am I forgetting, i know I’m understating the “getting out of chip deals” i just don’t remember them all.
Mytee – I don’t think it’s going out on a limb to state that Scotty Brooks is by far the best coach the Wizards have had since Dick Motta…in 1980.
Called on it? Is crying like a 5 year old girl calling out? Then I suppose that’s what happened.
PFF had Scherff as the best G in the league this week, btw
This is a fun game. We should all list our top 10 favorite things the Eagles did this offseason.
he’s held his own so far, he’ll get burned now and then, but he looks like a keeper
I predicted all off season the Cowboys would win the division an the Eagles would come in 2nd. I had the Skins and the Giants in a cat fight for the basement. I’m going to amend my prediction a bit. The Eagles win the division with the Cowboys getting the Wildcard. The cat fight for the basement remains the same.
Cox is good but claiming he’s better than Watt is silly.
Mills fell to the 7th cause he hit a girl Justin.
The weak troll was you whining yet again about people pointing out after two games that the Eagles hadn’t beaten a good team.
Get over it.
he’s aggressive and strong. and not afraid to get physical. i love corners like that.
Cox is wrecking offenses. Watt is not and will not be for a while.
here comes splooz, captain the “saying anything positive about the Eagles” poilce
Justin, as much as I like the Eagles offseason, let’s pump the breaks.
I’ve said nothing negative about Philly. But this is some stupid fucking shit.
And he missed time last year due to injury, and he ran a terrible time at the combine, and he was kind of regarded as a safety/CB tweener.
I mostly like his game so far though, PFF notwithstanding. He was mostly manned up against a top offense and he gave up some catches for sure, but no real back-breakers.
It’ll be close. I’m still a believer that the giants are going to be contenders.
The racists were done before the season started.
I figured it would be the Giants since the odds seemed stacked against the Eagles and Cowboys with their QB situations and the Skins with the “curse”. It’s not even the quarter mark of the season. Nothing is decided. Nothing is concrete. I do like the way the Skins bounced back and played a bad game in a venue that has owned them in years past and won. That’s heart the Skins haven’t shown this early in the season before and it keeps my hopes afloat.
H20 I’m an Eagles fan, I’m always off the wagon.
….oh wait that’s not the wagon you were talking about.
rep138 Dongtavious Steelwang Mute point, rep. Mute god damn point.
Wentzadelphia Seems very likely, and I think even the basement team gets a decent record this year. I don’t know if it’s the crop of rookies or what, but the whole division looks decent this year unlike most of the last few years when it looked like we had one team good for 9-10 wins and nobody else would even have a winning record.
This is what they said about Mills last week. Just saying Justin picked the wrong week to praise him I guess.
Cornerback: Jalen Mills, Philadelphia Eagles, https://grades.profootballfocus.com/#/ratings/positions/show/CB
Rookie Jalen Mills got a crash course in what it’s like to defend the best receiver in the league, as Antonio Brown took advantage of him to the tune of six catches on seven targets for 71 yards. Mills also allowed a 41-yard catch to Sammie Coates and a 32-yarder to Eli Rodgers.
Weech At least they stopped asking why I’m not docta yet
that Pitt O can do that to you.. i think Breeland is good and he was embarrassed much worse than Mills
Dongtavious Steelwang rep138
I saw a bumper sticker last year that said “Obama wants to take away my right to bare arms”.
Dongtavious Steelwang you don’t think it was one of the greatest offseasons ever?
rep138 Dongtavious Steelwang i’ll never wear sleeves again!!!!
Dongy is playing the role of Eagles pragmatist this year.. Chip hurt him real bad
T. Romo, QB Coach 4 D.Prescott Dongtavious Steelwang Nope. It’s good but greatest offseason ever is Dream Team talk. We look great but season’s far from over.
if they crash and burn (by not making the playoffs) then we still have a bright future…this isn;t some gimmick RG3 offense
Just saying there are reasons Mills was there in the 7th and Justin sure did pick a bad week to claim he was stolen.
And I haven’t even said anything bad about Cox. I think he’s damn good. Claiming he’s 2nd best player on D after Miller ignoring likely the greatest player in the fucking NFL (JJ Watt) just cause he’s out the rest of the year is silly though.
Watt is a lock HOFer in his prime. Cox is a potential HOFer entering his prime.
i disagree, dream team was mostly free agency.
the moves made with Wentz, Bradford, and Mills alone were great
Here’s a “as deep as you wanna make it ” question. What’s more likely to be on the TV in Philly’s player’s lounge this week:
It’s always Sunny in Philadelphia or Rocky
oh I know.. and ultimately I think Mills ends up in the slot… getting anything significant from a 7th rounder is nice… I don’t think he’s the next Sherman
Mytee “But wait, why’d you get paint and not food coloring for the beer?”
“Because you don’t eat beer?”
“Do you drink paint?”
“…”
I know Chip caused plenty of problems for the Eagles, and I don’t know how much of his regime is even left, but it is pretty remarkable how healthy the Eagles were last year, and have been so far this year.
If any of his weirdness is the reason why the Eagles are so healthy, that’s a credit to him right?
Out of all those catches, 1 or 2 were impactful in the slightest. This is just another example of you looking to the stats sheet, or in this case lolPFF, instead of using your own judgment.
Otsitheiceman We kept sports science guy, Shaun Huls.
I think these comparisons between Wentz and Dak are beyond stupid. Wentz I think it playing better with less. And he should. He was drafted as such. It’s not rocket science.
You’re taking him over Aaron Donald and Luke Keuchly too? Not sure sure either.
Oddly enough, SF has had some injuries.
Weech Both have done good to be thrust into the roles they currently have. Although if we want to get really argumentative about it, Wentz was due to merit more than circumstance.
There’s really no need to compare them. We are both allowed to be happy with who we got.
hard to say.. Chip barely hit in camp and Doug let them have at it… could be just luck
Sure but dallas hasn’t really played anybody strong yet. Philly has. And he lit them up.
RIP Jose. We lost one of the good guys way to early. https://twitter.com/wsvn/status/781200226388283392
T. Romo, QB Coach 4 D.Prescott Jerry’s gonna kill the MRI tech
Okay seriously, what the fuck is going on here?
Weech is giving unsolicited praise for Wentz over Dak.
Justin is making an unsolicited his favorite Eagles moves from the greatest offseason ever…. I feel like I’m in the Twilight Zone.Next Mytee is going to make an argument for why Eagles cheerleaders have the best uniforms in the NFL.
H20 NO NO NO NO !!!!! That’s not how it’s supposed to work!
Couldn’t agree more. If wentz keeps this up, it was worth every resource to get him. Dallas just has leveraged their pick in the 3rd but even they’re surprised how well he’s playing. nobody saw this coming.
Lupo Bayless, who to this day will tell you that RG3 would have been the best QB in NFL history but for Shanahan’s mismanagement, with Tim Tebow a close second.
Lupo cowboys writers are too scurred to post it
Weech The circumstances aligned similarly to Russell Wilson’s first preseason. Incumbent starter gets hurt, rookie gets to show off in preseason, shows he can handle the starting workload and is a good leader in camp, does well when season starts with a good run game.
he claimed Garret said it.. yet no one from Dallas has this news.. weird
It’s the long troll. Don’t fall for it, just tell them to stfu.
Dak hasn’t really lit anyone up yet either. Lost to NY. Beat a Skins team deadset on giving the game away. Run game demolished a depleted and bad Chicago team.
If I’m taking either right now taking Wetnz and not thinking twice.
So, as a Cowboy fan, looking for flaws, with Wentz, let me say that…I see one. Not unusual. Will probably be corrected in time, but he does throw to, and stare down, his primary target more often than he will when he gets more experience.
Dak does this far less often.
Lupo hell of a thing to make up if not true
T. Romo, QB Coach 4 D.Prescott
Bones in the knee? That’s a weird description.
It’s been reported by a few writers. None of seen yet from Dallas though.
Did you say this like Terminator “Fuck you asshole” or Commando “Fuck you asshole”?
I’m guessing Commando
I’ve seen this too. But like you said, every rookie does that. Even so, he’s lighting it up.
Otsitheiceman Both of them don’t seem to have any glaring issues that signal a lack of future success.
They’ve designed a really varied offense for him using lots of pieces.
maybe Garret said it on the national media call with the SF writers
Lupo i don’t but I’m not depressed justin
JosephR2225 This made me LOL, and it reminded me of that scene from “The Martian”.
Weech The good thing is – they’re both doing very well so far with not much game experience under their belt. Bodes well for both their futures.
Coach Jason Garrett said Dez Bryant has a hairline fracture in his knee, but the Cowboys are hopeful he’ll be able to play Week 4 at the 49ers.Garrett called it a “day by day, week by week” thing, so who knows what that means. If we were to simply make an educated guess, we’d say Bryant doesn’t play Sunday. Hairline fractures in the fibula, which is at the base of the leg rather than the knee, often require multiple weeks of recovery. Bryant didn’t practice Wednesday and will likely be a game-time decision Sunday.
NFL on ESPN just tweeted it as well. Still awaiting a credible source though.
Mytee If he plays, that’s asking for a compound fracture.
Your daily reminder: Wentz > Dak
Thank you
Frenchie is
a frequent commenter on Spiked Koolaid. He used to be able to dunk on you, but
he hasn’t been able to in years and his knees still hurt.
time for the running game to prove themselves
T. Romo, QB Coach 4 D.Prescott Canadian Dodgeball is the tits
A hairline fracture shouldn’t take that long to heal with rest. Seems real dumb and risky to let him suit up.
splooz I’m expecting him to sit 1-2 weeks
Sucks for dez… Was listening to ESPN on my lunch break, they think he could be out for 6 weeks..
T. Romo, QB Coach 4 D.Prescott Dodgeball in an all nude strip club?
Maybe there’s no additional risk to playing with it though. I’m an IT nerd…not a doctor.
T. Romo, QB Coach 4 D.Prescott just a different form of dodgeball, played it a lot as a kid.
dodgeball is so fun. i wish this game was played by adults somewhere lol
22SnakePlissken5150 T. Romo, QB Coach 4 D.Prescott If this is your way of telling me to wake up and get out of the street gutter, there are nicer ways of saying it.
T. Romo, QB Coach 4 D.Prescott They have city sport leagues that do that.
The main treatment for hairline fractures is refraining from doing activities that can aggravate the injury for approximately one month and half. Once the bone has been healed of its minute cracks, the person can start resuming his normal activities gradually. http://www.orthopaedics.com.sg/conditions/fractures/hairline-fractures
hairline fractures rarely need surgery because they can be easily mended with just two weeks of rest. However, the injury can still worsen if the fractures are not given appropriate medical attention.
He has been averaging 1 touchdown every 3 games this season. That’s 2 points a game. How are the Cowboys going to win without that production?
Weech Femur or Tibia/Fibula near the knee. It is not clear where.
*Not a Doctor but Plays One on SKA*
which one of you has Dez on their fantasy team. give me something to be happy about at least
Likely a crack on the ball end of one of the longer bones connected at the knee.
Weech Don’t you ever question Dr. Jones prognosis?
Weech It’s a small fracture that you don’t want turning into a big one with guys tackling him or getting on his back.
Weech there are four main bones in the leg. The Tibia (chin), Fibula (smaller chin bone), Femur and the Patellar (knee cap)
Coach Jason Garrett said Dez Bryant has a hairline fracture in his knee, but the Cowboys are hopeful he’ll be able to play Week 4 at the 49ers.Garrett called it a “day by day, week by week” thing, so who knows what that means. If we were to simply make an educated guess, we’d say Bryant doesn’t play Sunday. Hairline fractures in the fibula, which is at the base of the leg rather than the knee, often require multiple weeks of recovery. Bryant didn’t practice Wednesday and will likely be a game-time decision Sunday.
T. Romo, QB Coach 4 D.Prescott Non of us were dumb enough to draft him. He is a free agent in our league.
Hoping he can play?
Do the division a favor & play him. Thanks
I know. Just saying this this isn’t very descriptive. Knee isn’t a bone. The gravity of it can sway depending on what we’re talking about.
Weech Who is this Jash fellow you speak of?
that’s the discussion in the office. fuckers
my leagues only have 12 teams… Top 60-65 WR’s aren;t usually rostered
Hairline fracture means it’s not devastating but will just take some time. Assuming it’s not to the long part of the femur he’s fine after a few weeks.
<-Prefers his Men with Irritable bowel syndrome Fuck. That's just sad. What the hell.
Now the guy on ESPN it might be 8 weeks instead of 6…
Fiversons No Spin Zone So you’re saying it could be 6-8 weeks?
Why do the Cows not take any injury seriously until they absolutely have to. Both Dez and Romo they thought were perfectly fine until MRI’s showed them they weren’t
JosephR2225 Right, because they’ll be doing it on a table.
Jeez, Joseph. Read a book.
Oh well. He could have been somebody. https://twitter.com/john_keim/status/781205301630341121
#InJayWeTrust Hope needs to come before despair.
Jerry knows his Romo window is all but closed. They don’t want a repeat of last year. They still have hope for this year. They don’t want to acknowledge that the season is lost like last year.
Wentzadelphia see squatch. all i was sayin
T. Romo, QB Coach 4 D.Prescott Wentzadelphia Their podium text looks like it belong on Jurassic Park
He should be more concerned with McC not addressing the positions that really need addressing.
Jerry is trying to hurry everyone back from broken bones and GMSM is IR’ing anyone with a pulled hammy. Amazing how different the philosophies are.
the tint on the Romo window is simply too dark to see through now
Wrong. Junior blew his other achilles and we despaired. Then he said he may come back mid-season and we hoped. Then he said he wouldn’t and we Trent Murphy’d
Mytee Clearly one believes in the power of Tussin
lol where were you when know it all was saying that’s stupid for me to say
Lupo stuff like this reminds me why gun control is SOOOOOOOOOO important
He should be more concerned that Scott has every liquor store in the DC area that delivers on his speed dial.
The dragons are coming and they’ll all show their floppy wieners.
Lupo at this point in our lives, guns aint going anywhere, might as well get one. i think I’m going to
They should just kill two birds with one stone and have Romo come back and play WR.
T. Romo, QB Coach 4 D.Prescott Lupo Considering that the requirements are ability to breathe and having working fingers, why not?
Hey Justin, will you ever doubt me again?
https://twitter.com/JasonLaCanforahttps://twitter.com/JasonLaCanfora
With Jason Garrett revealing Dez is out for “extended period” due to fracture in knee, very likely Romo plays before he does next. UPDATE: Dez has been dead for 8 months.
splooz “He is questionable for next week’s matchup against the 49ers. Jerry Jones seen purchasing the Necronomicon in hopes Dez will be back for Week 10.”
I broke the Dez news on here over 2 hours ago and got ridiculed by Justin.
Getting ridiculed by Justin is affirmation you’re doing things right.
Could’ve just saved us a lot of trouble and just said “I got ridiculed by Justin”
Whitty is watching you (young black students that is)
Thank God there isn’t any racism anymore in this country.
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/preschool-teachers-punish-black-boys-study-shows-article-1.2810223
Yes. You can be our Cleveland and spin off your own show in Saskatoon after season 3. Justin will also TiVo it.
Werder just said its a 1-3 week injury.
Comes down to how dez feels.
i know. it’ll sit in a safe under my bed forever prob, but at this point i’d rather be safe than sorry
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze What I’m getting that this is a 0 week to season ending injury.
Weech I don’t think it’s a pain thing. The bone is already compromised. He comes back too fast and you’ve got a bad day.
Regardless, it’s Brice Butler time. T-Dubb is hot fucking garbage.
Good news for the Cowboys is they aren’t going to be missing much production. https://twitter.com/TheCowboysStar/status/781206132270456832 .
Dongtavious Steelwang Weech IVE ALREADY GOT A BAD DAY
If that was the case I’d think Dez would go this week. He’s not a pussy except when he cries.
T. Romo, QB Coach 4 D.Prescott Dongtavious Steelwang Weech Well he’ll have a bad time if his bone just fails completely and breaks through the skin and we’ve got an ESPN 30 for 30 about Date with Deztiny
Lupo ITS ABOVE THE HELMET LINE NOW GOD DAMN IT
We have one of the best 3rd conversion percentages in the league.
Weech we are playing good mistake free football. but this is going to hurt.
Dongtavious Steelwang Mytee Rayne gon’ buy a new stripper pole his bonus money
“we had one of the best 3rd down conversion percentages in the league”.
Can’t the Cowboys utilize more multiple TE sets. I don’t know much about their #2 and #3 TEs.
Sorry but when you look at his numbers this season and they are almost identical to Nelson Agholors and Victor Cruz I can’t help myself.
H20 I’ve been wondering where the fuck the Gavin Escobar targets are
The Cowboys just keep rolling don’t they? Lose their starting, backup, then backup to backup QB, in comes 4th rounder.
Lose both Starting DEs, lose starting MLB, lose starting LT, lose starting guard, how lose starting WR.
Just keep rollng man.
It’s all about that depth.
i know he’s recovering from surgery while playing, but yeah, that’s the most disappointing top pick of recent years
I think JLC is full of shit. Garrett never said Dez was out for an extended period of time
T. Romo, QB Coach 4 D.Prescott They wanted to get on the Move TE bandwagon but he just hasn’t played up to snuff
Cowboys fans realize they gotta rely on this guy while Dez is gone
https://usatthebiglead.files.wordpress.com/2016/09/dez-bryant-points-to-sideline-against-giants.gif?w=1000
#InJayWeTrust He doesn’t know anything except how to complain about the Os
Frenchie – be honest, did you just learn how to embed videos or something?
Holy shit. The senate voted 97-1 to override Obama’s veto of a bill regarding allowing US citizens to sue Saudi Arabia over 9/11. Talk about reaching across the aisle…97-1.
H20 Nope. Computers here at work are weird at times. Some thing embed. Some don’t. Let me run with this one, will ya Kuzz Billington
It appears congress is overwhelmingly in disagreement with you and the Long Legged Mack Daddy.
Imagine every time a drone strike hits the wrong target, we are gonna get sued…
Nice of him to take Elizabeth Warren’s dick out of his mouth long enough to vote.
Just noticed you’ve been posting videos in almost every post as of late. Just checking, I don’t care.
16
The number of teams in the NFL with fewer than six sacks. In three games, Fletcher Cox and Brandon Graham have combined for six sacks on their own, three from Cox and three from Graham.
Election year. Plus harmless, as nobody will ever ultimately win one of these suits.
H20 They should have taken one of the 3-4 solid WRs in the 2nd this year
Eagles-Steelers Rewind: Offensive Breakdown
http://www.phillymag.com/birds247/2016/09/28/philadelphia-eagles-pittsburgh-steelers-offense-film-review/
Probably. I still think they should have taken Cooks instead of Martin. All-pro guard be damned. Cooks would be a perfect compliment to someone like Dez.
I tried but I never know who he’s looking at and you just can’t trust a guy like that.
Lupo 17 minutes is hardly Canada. didn’t see it til i refreshed
T. Romo, QB Coach 4 D.Prescott Lupo How do you set SKA to auto-refresh, Justin?
its my firewall, that i don’t have access to
I mean getting banned by squish when the Browns beat the Redskins.
i already didn’t like LaConfora for his constant liberal retweets. Now i really hate him. what a dick…
I’m feeling more and more confident that the Browns will beat the Redskins.
We are such stupid creatures.
Florida Sen. Marco Rubio is calling for the Coast Guard and U.S. Army Corps of Engineers to investigate safety conditions at a Miami Beach jetty into which a boat carrying Miami Marlins pitcher Jose Fernandez and two men crashed early Sunday morning.
they were drunk and driving a boat fast at night. is that correct?
yes on the last two.. probably yes on the 1st one but not confirmed
We try to stupid proof everything and kill any creature that could harm us. Instead of just living within our means.
i see squatch now has some influence on the twitter feed
https://twitter.com/Bourbonrcom/status/776089490645483521
you’re going to be so angry next week…try not to take it out on the blog
1: Fuck you, pussy
2: The sidebar has shown my twitter feed since Keal added it as an option
maybe, but i really don’t like the taste of any whiskey or bourbon. maybe drank too much in high school
I had a little sumpin at the wedding in Virginia…not bad, not my favorite.
Yeah but that does look like a dangerous pile of rocks out there.
H20 very hoppy, but two or three will give you a good buzz
80% of the beers these days are extra extra hops.. it’s gone too far..
T. Romo, QB Coach 4 D.Prescott You can’t judge a whisky when it’s mixed with Coke, Justin.
i was a Heineken guy before all this IPA stuff
Scotch is terrible and people that like it are snobs thinking they have superior taste than other people. It’s really just awful tasting and they like awful tasting liquor.
H20 Why you coming heavy at me bro? I’m not on here trolling you
don’t really like cocktails for some reason.
i love when someone comes up to me and asks what I’m drinking, i say vodka, they say “with what?”
ICE
I do find it funny to see people calling Scotch drinkers snobs who right above this have a craft brew convo going.
bourbon is ok, I don’t prefer it at all…I prefer vodka and sometimes good tequila
H20 Scotch is a very complex tasting whisky. It absolutely is an acquired taste. Having said that, there is a world of difference between shitty “rail” blended scotch and good single malt scotch.
I made a comment about one beer. I just can’t stand when people criticize vodka drinkers because they think it has no taste. I wasn’t really trying to come at you, my bad. lol
Sir Squatch So that’s where all the flat earth shit is coming from.
i would be willing to bet he couldn’t name the teams
T. Romo, QB Coach 4 D.Prescott Labels like “Handcrafted” get the suckers every time
yeah, I can drink Heineken if I have to…better than any of the light stuff
H20 i can’t drink the light stuff. coors light makes me gag.
I can drink any beer if i have to.. outside of the berry Shandy’s
Ohhhh Colts vs Jagoffs this weekend in England. Are we over the travel complaining thing yet or is this still a thing?
They’re huge favorites. I’m not sure what people are seeing in the Browns that gives them any doubts.
splooz I’ll be back on the complaint bandwagon if we lose in London
I’ve seen a few predictions here that the Browns win this weekend. I am offering those predictors a chance to put their mozzarella where their mouth is.
The Skins are only -350 on the money line. or -7.5 to 9 points. I will gladly take the Browns on the ML or 8 points. with anyone who’s man enough to make a fair bet.
Really think we lucked out with the schedule for once this year getting them there instead of in Cincy.
The football gods like fiverson… They like to see him happy at fed ex…
splooz LOL. Liked for proper usage of axewound. He’s calling you a pussy, Justin.
Oh is Cincy the “home” team for that? Sweet we’ll hopefully wear our white shirts and red pants. Best combo.
Fiversons No Spin Zone Did you see that dude down three carolina peppers and then a 5th of fireball. lol WTF
Anybody want to make a FAIR bet on the Skins game this week. I will take Cleveland and whatever the going line is points or Money line.
I have thrown down the pizza cutter and seen no one accept. I name you all bullshitters.
What an idiot… He’s the kinda person that calls 911 and doesn’t have insurance…
We don’t use no pussy ass spread on here. Straight up like a man!
I have no doubt the Browns will beat the Skins easy and am willing to bet anyone who thinks other wise on the Money line. If I win the money goes to Toyys for tots. I have a feeling nobody will bet because they don’t want to place a fair one.
H20 Funny thing is I’m all of the sudden blocked when he liked my post this morning. LMAO.
You and Frenchie have been slapped in the face with an oven mitt and must either support your position with a pizza wager or know your shame.
Browns 28, Skins 27
49ers 24, Cowboys 17
Vikings 31, Giants 13
Put your marinara where your mouth is. I offer a pizza on the Skins winning.
I said I’m feeling more and more confident the Browns will win. I didn’t say it was a lock or I wanted to bet. This shtick is lame.
H20 He claims he won’t bet me because I called him out in making a fair bet. You take the bet on the Money line and I will pay up if you lose. You can collect if you win.
We bet the spread, loser pays 25 bucks to toys for tots…
You are more and more confident that they will win but don’t think they’ll win?
H20 Dude take his bet and get the Money line which is very fair for him. I will gladly pay up if you lose.
Fives is like Arnold at a Body Building contest. Just brimming with confidence. This is why Splooz and I are ponying up to get him season tickets!
I’ll go with a week long Avi bet.
The way PayPal works up here, you would get your pizza by New Years should the Skins win. Plus the exchange rate sucks.
I am dealing with it by pointing out how you aren’t making any sense and lack the courage of your convictions.
I have a good feeling… Party Friday night, Golf Saturday, game Sunday… Even if we lose I win…
I’d rather not deal with the guy outside of SKA to be honest. Doubt I’ll collect on our other bet when I win.
Is there something in the Philadelphia fans schooling that teaches you to not use PayPal right?
I’ll wager an avi with you Frenchie. Cause we’re homies.
Fiversons No Spin Zone The line is anywhere from 7.5 to 9. Is 8 a fair number to you?
and be assured you better be willing to bet every retarded prediction you make from now on
H20 Make it the loser donates to Toys for Tots. That way you don’t have to deal with the retard.
splooz No. It’s PayPal Canada. Everything but poutine, women & stripclubs is worse in Canada
I’ve paid off many bets here but if you don’t want to wager with me I’ll grant you a release now.
Because this did not get the appropriate discussion, here it again:
Yale study says discrimination by white teachers against black students begins on pre school. How do we stop this shit? And is it any wonder that white cops keep shooting blacks for no reason?
http://www.npr.org/sections/ed/2016/09/28/495488716/bias-isnt-just-a-police-problem-its-a-preschool-problem
Cousins house in Alexandria… Probably just a local course…
Mytee The line is 9 on some spots you retard. Im giving him the extra half.
I dunno what he’s crying about, the transfer to him was immediate.
Mytee Wentzadelphia Ok big guy. I will lay you 5 to 1 the line is 9 on some sites. 500 bucks to your 100. Are you man enough to bet this or are you a pussy who talks trash and backs down?
All I every really needed to know to shoot an unarmed black man I learned in kindergarten?
I never made a prediction, I said I was felling confident about their chances. You get so incredibly butt. And the only reason you’re making this stand now is because you’re playing the browns. lol
Mytee The normal line is 7.5 yo 9. Bovoda at 8. . You have no could what you are saying so either man up and I will show you a major site that has it at 9 or keep acting like the pussy we know you are.
I made an offer and ran with a joke. Frenchie and I agreed to fun. You are upset. Everyone wins.
good luck…looks like it took less time for the Eagles to remember how to rush the passer than you anticipated
We? Who’s that? You and your 25 alt accounts you fucking sock puppet?
there are people here who don’t think racism exists.. it’s like Ohio in here
Plenty of time left and maybe Philly will lose a top rusher too. I’m not worried.
Otsitheiceman I know. But it’s infuriating to talk about. And I don’t have the energy for it.
Mytee Not sure what the WE you are talking about means but I see you are the pussy I know you are and backing down even at 5 to 1. That a girl Mrs. Moody.
was a ref to this http://www.mcclatchydc.com/news/politics-government/election/article103384862.html
Otsitheiceman
I once had a ‘sensitivity’ training session @ AT&T. The lady giving the class started it with the claim, “We’re ALL racists, from birth. ALL of us. The difference is where we are on the path to recovery.”
Smart lady
Squatch – If you’re still keeping bet book. Splooz and Frenchie 1 week avatar bet on Skins vs Browns. No spread.
Well, did you see this?
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/grade-point/wp/2016/09/28/we-are-sick-of-this-students-respond-after-racial-slurs-are-shouted-at-mizzou/
They ain’t quitting.
No one would ever bet with pond scum like you. Get over it. Move on. And don’t go all psycho and post stupid shit for the next 48 hours.
Really? Lived there for 13 years, parents live there now.
So that’s why you’re always in front of the semen Splooz.
Lol
Otsitheiceman Good. I’m just not having a SKA conversation about it today
Bill_In_FL I’m assuming by this you think Dallas is going to lose too
I like your new name better but if I meet you on the streets tonight you’re still getting put in a figure 4 leg lock till Fivers comes and counts you out.
LOL. Thanks for showing us all what a loser who needs excuses you are Mrs. Moody. Maybe you can get your wife to let you wear the pants one day so you can place a small wager for charity. Oh thats right you are to cheap to bet for charity and want the pizza for your fat ass. You loser.
I’ve not changed the Hammer and Sickle for a long time. Losing and changing would be more painful than seeing the Skins at 1-3 and the season seemingly being real dead.
Well they’re obviously off schedule. Usually the RG3 has changed articles don’t come out until late summer.
Squatch if you are here let it be known me and the only Skins fan man enough to place a fair bet of a $25 to toys for tots. I have the Browns and 8 points. I would gladly place a ML bet with both Splooz or Mytee but those 2 pussies who backed down.
splooz You got a link to where you both agree to the terms?
I posted it more for the prophecy tweet…remember skins fans about 4 years ago?
Frenchie offered a few posts bet below. I accepted. He didn’t respond. Not sure what we can link…want a screncap?
An 8 point Skins win would deprive the poor Tots of $25 worth of toys.
Good men like Rust Cohle gifs. Bad men whine about our bromance.
Lol I see you don’t understand how the reversal works. There is no semen involved. Just pain to your knees.
True… I give them something anyways so they won’t be shafted…
Fiversons No Spin Zone I donate to them every year. The wife goes out and buys a couple hundred worth of toys around Christmas.
So it’s the tibia that has the fracture. Just sit him. Try to use Zeke ,Al ,and Lance as often as you can until they stop it. Then pray Butler or Williams can show up. Witten and Cole should be alright.
Fiversons No Spin Zone The line opened at Wash -10 and has gone all the way down to -7.5 in some spots.
splooz
That’s unlikely if the fracture was due to injury. They just need to give Rueben Randle a call. Help a brother out!
I’m no doc. This is what Archer reported. It would be the same. He should sit this week.
I was just curious as to what the difference was based on which bone it was. I’m also no doc. Doc.
Fives, here is Pinnacle and 5 dimes latest lines on the game. [img]http://i.imgur.com/Ri34HiO.png[/img][img]http://i.imgur.com/A1s31tP.png[/img]
Lol my post wasn’t meant that way. It was just a clarification as to where the fracture was. The just sit him part is what I want them to do regardless of where it was.
And here is Bovada [img]http://i.imgur.com/OzkUxPQ.png[/img]
almost got the cheetohs chicken fries. just couldn’t do it
Mytee – Great use of “scum” below. I am nominating that post for Nobel Peace Prize.
I agree but pussy boy Mr.s Moody who wouldn’t bet claimed it wasn’t. She is way out of her league when it comes to talking point spreads and Money Lines. I love watching Splooz and Mytee come up with whatever excuse they can to not make a fair bet yet they act like people are bitches when they don’t take the lopsided bets they offer. Seeing them trying to take advantage for a lousy 25 bucks makes me wonder if they are scumbags or broke dicks trying to screw people here.
H20 I was gonna say why aren’t they tickling each other, but that’s the other gay Cowboy
If you want to see my post giving you credit for wanting Wentz before most people, you’re going to have to search for it. I posted it twice over the past couple of days and you disappear the instant I post it.
H20 I leave every time just to see how many times you’ll post it. Honestly I haven’t seen either post. Thanks. I didn’t think he would be this good this quickly. I think Pederson and the staff deserve a ton of credit. They’ve helped him with the deep ball accuracy, and his spirals have tightened up.
Appropo to nothing but it was funny. And, can someone explain to me WTF this is the mirror image of the original?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aHwwH09tyZs
Lots of good numbers in here about intraspecies murder and our “progress”(?) along these lines. If you’re into this sort of thing.
http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/these-mammals-are-just-straight-up-murdering-each-other-1787193652
It’s kind of funny how people are forming themselves into camps on Wentz. Cian Fahey and Scott Kacsmar seem to insist he’s a system QB dinking and dunking his way down the field.
Just want to clear things up. If you block somebody you don’t see what they post and it’s impossible to like their posts. Splooz claims to have me blocked doesn’t have the balls to take a bet yet he liked this and responded to this which would be impossible if he wasn’t lying. I understand him not being happy I called him out on trying to take advantage of people on here and isn’t man enough to take a fair honest bet. [img]http://i.imgur.com/jvp5Lbj.png[/img]
It has to be for clicks. I just don’t see how you watch him throw it down the field with accuracy time and time again and think he’s dinking and dunking. Plus it’s a WCO no shit it’s gonna be a lot of YAC yards included.
I’ve seen this picutre, but avoided the video. Time to see if its actually funn.y
So this is the obvious response. On most throws he is throwing quick, short routes but he’s making good decisions and hitting them accurately, and they’re using that to open up deeper passes, which he’s also hitting with great accuracy.
I just don’t get it.
I don’t understand why they just don’t appreciate a rookie doing great things his first 3 games. They must of hated his paper shooting video
He has been responding to my threads time and time again yet wasn’t man enough to either take the bet or let everyone know he was trying to take advantage with the bet he offered.
Lots of good numbers in here about intraspecies murder and our “progress”(?) along these lines. If you’re into this sort of thing.
http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/these-mammals-are-just-straight-up-murdering-each-other-1787193652
Hard to argue how good he’s been. Some people will still try though.
I’m gonna go out on a limb and say Brandan Graham has been better than Cox this year.
That has to be it. I think the phenomenon is more that they were down on Wentz pre-draft and now want to insist they were right, despite what our eyes are telling us thus far.
The first two plays DeAngelo Williams sole purpose seemed to chip Graham. It was pretty funny to watch.
H20 I knew Cox was gonna be really good, but I didn’t think Graham was surpassing his 92 rating
It was a terrible rule, and anybody who doesn’t chip KOs are missing big opportunities
I’ve always felt Graham was a quality DE. Hated seeing him standing up. Can’t say I expected this production quite this early, but I knew he could get to the QB on a pretty consistent basis.
H20 He plays strong and aggressive. Great fit for this defense
Wentzadelphia Justin Sammut also said this
i wonder if Mo gets a contract similar to Brandon Graham
I like our projected 1st rounder from Walt as of now but don’t we kinda already have our hybrid covered? Peppers would be nice if he can be a pure FS.
http://walterfootball.com/draft2017.php
splooz Cravens is a LB. Flat out. We still need safeties
Right. They have Peppers listed as CB/S/LB though. Just saying if we spend our top pick this year on a safety he better be a fucking safety.
I think he’s more of a SS though. If we’re going to be picking 12 in the draft and selecting a safety I really hope it’s a FS prospect like Adams from LSU.
splooz After Hall went down my next thought was you guys really need a S next year (not that Hall getting injured changed that), but getting a versatile guy like Cravens and Peppers in the middle of the field will help you guys a lot.
Sure. I just want us to go BEEEEF or FS in this years first round. Unless we happen to be selecting in the Lenny Fournette range.
Something to talk about in between Fran Duffy Philly fan self suck sessions.
Forget RB imo. Get that line set up, and a S. Your defense will never function properly with that line being so ineffective.
Crowder has 1 more catch and the same amount of targets as Brandin Cooks so far this year
Weech If it makes you feel any better there is a link for 2018 draft
an extension that pays him well but not star money. for a guy whose career started out shaky but looks to finally be getting on track
i didn’t that that was fucking rocket science
I’ve been disappointed in Cooks production with the Saints. i really wanted the Eagles to get him, but when he went to the Saints I expected big things from him.
Can’t forget about Lenny Fournette. I love him in all the ways. If we get a chance at Lenny I’d want him and hope we can spend the other 6-7 picks on D and all the FA dollas.
Weech I posted it just for you because I knew you’d appreciate how eat it is
EaglesAreGoodSoSTFU148 he torched us a little bit last year, but most do.
I heard on MNF that Brees has never put a WR into the pro bowl. Shocking but he spreads it out too much I guess.
Understand, but Gruden sucks running the ball, and RBs value are at an all time low, plus they are pretty easy to find in the later rounds. Fournette would be a luxury pick at that point. Play making Safeties are a premium position imo. Just as important as CBs, even though people may disagree
I mean I agree that taking a RB in the 1st is a waste and all but man do I think Lenny is legit. Game changing legit.
Salvi’s try to claim pupusas are better than tamales. I want to genocidal on their race when I hear that.
Brees will kill you in the MOF all day long. He is a seem route guy. he’ll make Graham and other slot receivers look a lot better than they are. I thought Cooks could play every skilled position on offense. Brees might be used to the bigger WRs cause he’s to small to hit the lower guys.
I looked it up and Colsten never made a damn pro bowl. Everyone makes the fucking pro bowl. Amazing.
No respect for the slot receivers. Maybe Roseman can sneak in a Tobin for Cooks trade next offseason
I like Crowder to be honest… But a comparison should probably include that salient detail
InJay – I also really like Star’s little brother from Utah if we can get him after the 1st as some serious BEEEEEF.
Yeah Zika isn’t as talented as the folks coming out next year. I hear ya on the talent of the player.
I’d post the table flipping emoji if I wasn’t at a Starbucks with 56K modem dialup.
I’m always ok withing swinging and missing on generational talent type guys or potential game changers. I was ok with Griffin. I’d be ok if I was a Houston fan and taking doodoo. Whomever takes the shot on Lenny should be super pleased IMO.
#InJayWeTrust splooz i don’t know why you insist on this, he’s more explosive and athletic than most SS’s in the league
https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/781246388168523777
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Worse flop than Mo? At least Mo is playing well this year.
I like Chris Rock a lot but this is just too stupid…
I don’t insist on it. Scot and Barry do. He covers like a fiend from the LB spot covering slot WRs and TEs. SS’s are pretty much LBs now.
Mo seems to finally have found his game. and i think moving him to the left side helped.
I think as a unit, they’re all playing very well. Carr struggled against Washington but otherwise they’ve been great.
Aren’t they both 1-2? No such thing as a trap game. These weeks are brutal. Even doing pick’em.
No is playing well, milliner is a complete flop…
Adding someone whom I’m not associated with…the Colts fans should be happy with the Luck pick and the contract even though he’s been vastly overrated to start his career and it’s starting to show.
You guys did the same thing this year and you’re pretty happy so far. Long term you’ll be happy they took the shot on Wentz even if he struggles later.
EaglesAreGoodSoSTFU148 let’s see what you think when you play them
agreed. i think Cloister is retarded for saying DAllas should have taken him over Martin
Kirk was asked if Cleveland was a trap game and answered something to the effect of how can the Skins be comfy and overlook anyone at 1-2?
Cincy can’t do the same.
splooz i would have bet a lot of money on that.
but Jimmy Graham I’m sure did.
Lil Star is a NT. We have to be ok with defensive backs too funfers. We need them. Everyone needs them.
Weech – Is the term “salvatrucha” an insult? It’s been a long time since my kitchen days in high school and I don’t recall.
lol. I just didn’t know another way to respond to it. Forgive me. You still have a place in my heart.
having a dynamic WR opposite Dez would have paid greater dividends than an all pro guard imo…you can find very good guards well outside of the top 15 picks
It’s gray, I guess. I’d shy away from it. I think it’s gotten more negative with the rise of the Maras. Yes relation to John.
T. Romo, QB Coach 4 D.Prescott That’s culo in spanish right?
i agree but if Bernadough was still blocking it wouldn’t matter
H20 that all pro guard helped pave the way to an 1800 yard season.
EaglesAreGoodSoSTFU148 They bred out your culo?!
Assuming you can take any 3 teams to win this week, I would take (in order of confidence)
1: Denver
2: Detroit
3: Seahawks/Skins/Pats (Pats for sure if Jimmy G can play)
Spanish has so much gray area its so fucking annoying lol
T. Romo, QB Coach 4 D.Prescott The colloquialisms depending on where you are make it only marginally harder to learn, but if you live in a place long enough you pick it up just as easy.
I used to work with some Mara’s in a kitchen in Fairfax where the gang was super strong. They were really nice and one once offered to kick peoples asses or worse (I never asked what was worse) if I needed it. He was drunk.
we simply disagree on the importance of finding a good guard…I don’t think it’s worth a top 15 pick…I’m very glad Cooks isn’t on the Cowboys honestly
I wouldn’t ever take that favor. They might do more than kick his ass. Then you’re complicit.
Of course. It was 20ish years ago. I used to give the guy rides home after work to his shitty apartment and he liked me. It was scary though to associate with those kind of people…especially being 18
Now because of Dongy I’ve listened to Culo, and Pineapple Pen. You owe me one.
Weech i couldn’t accurately compare i don’t speak Spanish. but on the outside looking in, i would say yes. Give me a 32 letter alphabet.
Are we talking the Culo song by Pitbull? I like that one. CUUUUUULLOOOOOO!
I’m on my phone right now, but let’s pick this up tomorrow. We can discuss the issue in a civil manner I’m sure.
EaglesAreGoodSoSTFU148 Start listening to the dank club hit “Smell yo’ dick”
splooz i can take anyone and distribute the 3 anywhere.
I feel like this is another meatspin.com moment, but Danger is my middle name
A lot of bEast WRs are pretty good PPR assets in fantasy. Shephard, Crowder, and even Measley
i think he struggles every game, teams for whatever reason just don’t attack him. that int against NYG was certainly not skill
Reese making job saving draft picks is bitter sweet. The bad part is he gives the Giants a good player, the good part is he keeps his job for another year
good maybe he’ll spend another 200 mil on the offense next year
I’m taking WAS with one of my picks this week. if they lose I’m trolling hard.
You’re an awful human for letting me listen to that, but redeemed yourself because My Neck, My Back was on the side so I got to listen to that.
I’m not taking WAS and when they lose I’m still trolling them. Win-Win for me
If Dez can’t do much worse damage to it then he should play, otherwise sit him out, they should be able to win without him and more important games are ahead that they need him for.
Fiversons No Spin Zone i apologize to you ahead of time if they lose
It stands to reason that hairline fractures can always get worse but heal fully with some rest.
Blame the Dong Master
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gar0Rv8G3-g
I assume this is a song about eating pussy or licking butthole
I’m not getting the trepidation with this game. Washington hasn’t been great, especially on defense, but Cleveland is just brutally bad.
I think that’s optimistic. I’d wager he doesn’t play this week and they re-evaluate him before week 5. Resting him till after the bye makes sense so it can fully heal.
choyboy0724 why would you even want him to play if there’s a 50% chance it gets worse
If Kirk from weeks 1-3 show up we should roll them. If Kirk from NYG game in 2013 shows up we’ll lose.
Hopefully bootyholes is the answer. More importantly Throwback!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5ck6TJQ5Ow
Perhaps, but they lost to bad Flacco in week 2. And they lost to bad Tannehill (i.e. The only Tannehill) in week 3. Bad Kirk could show up and still win by 2 touchdowns.
DallasCowboysSux the Lombardi tweet didn’t attach
Man being 2-2 after blowing that Dallas game would be sweet. Please don’t choke this Kirk. Please.
It feels being 3-0 and not satisfied so far. I’ really jealous the other three teams each got 2 divisional games.
I’m not sure what you mean. I’d be pretty satisfied if the Skins were 3-0.
This is a big game for them; looks like a tough stretch after this one, apart from the Lions. Ravens, Eagles, Lions, Bengals, Vikings, Packers.
It’s much more fun when playing divisional games and getting wins. It creates more separation from the rest of the division more than a out of division game.
If they do win this week then week 5 becomes huge. Playing Baltimore with a chance to make it to 3-2 before hosting a likely 4-0 Philly would be big. Facing that Philly team at 2-3 doesn’t seem as exciting.
Indeed. And for a 3-0 team, Baltimore looks very beatable.
I think we’ll find out a lot about Baltimore this weekend against Oakland.
Without reading does it say because Witten has been Romo’s checkdown for the pat ten years, and that’s the only person he throws to in the 4th quarter?
Banking wins outside the division is good though. Weeks 1 and 2 could be written off as most of us expect to beat Cleveland and Chicago. Beating Pitt is a huge boon though as that looks like a likely loss for the remaining 2 East teams to play then and they already housed the Skins.
You guys swamp Detroit and it’s looking good. Philly finds a way to blow that game and it’s on.
The Pitt game was awesome, but I’m just still used to the Reid years where all things are clicking and then all of the sudden they lose to the Joe Webb’s of the world. Plus in the back of my mind I’m still waiting for a rookie performance out of Wentz, and where all things don’t go the Eagles way. I’d just feel a lot better 3-0 with at least one divisional game win even though I don’t think any of the teams are really playing on the Eagles level, yet.
I’m just saying you all are in the drivers seat and that’s nice. You even have a cushion to blow a game this week and still feel good given that there’s a good chance the rest of the East is at 2-2 when Philly plays again.
The cushion is nice especially after you kill a team you weren’t supposed to win, but winning a divisional game would still make me feel better. Pederson’s scheme is made me the happiest throughout three games. If he keeps it up Eagles shouldn’t have to worry about much
Good news for everyone here. Harper could go tonight but they’re resting him due to weather and Murphy should be ready by the NLDS…likely sooner. Glad to update everyone
http://www.phillyvoice.com/brandon-graham-game-review-gifs-and-stuff/
Graham <3
Barwin </3 – clear weakness on the front 7. Curry needs to get healthy and take his spot. ASAP. Can’t have a 3 man rush.
EaglesAreGoodSoSTFU148 Barwin was really good like 2 years ago. What happened?
He’s not a DE. He was perfect for Billy Davis’ scheme. Out of setting the edge, dropping back into coverage and rushing the passer. Rushing the passer is his worst quality
He’s a jack of all trades kind of player. He played well sometimes rushing, sometimes dropping, setting the edge, etc. If you line him up across from an OT and ask him to win a 1-on-1 consistently, he’s probably not going to have too much success.
https://twitter.com/JoshPaunil/status/781273536568627200
If Huff could run a route or catch this would be perfect for him. Agholor next best candidate for this.
So either the Cowboys have no. Our what is going on with the health of their players, or they are flat out lying. Either way, I imagine Mara is coming
I have the most points for and points against in the fantasy league and haven’t won a game…
Why would Mara interfere with the Cowboys lack of ability to keep their players on the field?
That league is beneath a manager of my skills..
– Justin
The fucking guy in first place has 70 less points… Bastardo…
Sir Squatch moderator6 minutes ago
So either the Cowboys have idea what is going on with the health of their players, or they are flat out lying. Either way, I imagine Mara is coming
Juding by Doctson, neither do we lol
Correction, 40… But he is undefeated… Maybe I shouldn’t have bet on the skins this week…
I swear he is using Malcolm Kelly’s old locker…
Fiversons No Spin Zone Gruden says he still doesn’t think it’s going to be a long term issue, so I will hope for the best. We don’t need him right ow, which makes this easier to deal with
Barwin is serviceable for this season. He’s almost assuredly a goner after this season. I wouldn’t mind a first round DE even though it’s not a position of need. Although the beastly Alex McAlister will also be in the mix in 2017.
My understanding is that because it’s an Achilles issue the docs can’t actually see if it’s healed or not and it’s just a case of him dealing with pain until it’s healed and they won’t know unless he keeps trying at certain points and seeing if it hurts him
I think we have a much better handle on what’s going on with Dox than they do with Dez and luckily for us he’s not our present…he’s our future. He’s had an achilles injury that seems to be nagging him.
I forgot about that future HOFer! Good job Cloister. McAlister better be putting LBs as we type!
Thanks man. I was dying to know what the weather was like in St. Maricon and Puerto Culo.
You’ve obviously not seen any Eddie Murphy movie made in the last 20 years
Jar Jar is like CP30 but more annoying. Chewy just growls the whole time for no reason
If you asked me to watch a movie about Wookies running around doing Wookie things I could do it. If you asked me to watch Episode 1 again I’d punch you in the cunt and run.
Coming to America is great , never was a fan of Beverly Hills Coo
I’ve only watched the first one. I’m almost done the second one. The power rankings goes.
Chewy
R2D2
CP30
Yoda (you can understand him less than the the above him)
Luke Skywalker
Storm Troopers (are there more useless characters than those guys)
Just wait till you meet the Ewoks, JarJar, Anakin (both versions), and Queen Amidala
The good outweighs the bad but they sure tried to make it real bad with the 3 prequels. Episode 7 is good and there’s hope for the rest. Rogue One looks good and coulda been great but they apparently toned down the darkness cause it was too adult.
rep138 #InJayWeTrust According to that map, Frenchie is underwater
#InJayWeTrust Look at all that additional beachfront property the US just gained, I approve this plan.
Sir Squatch Surprised Trump didn’t come up with it first
Lol. I don’t care if the Dallas media is salty because Jason got the news before his SF media call. But Dez missing meetings and the scheduled MRI is a bad look. I think I know why he did it,but still should have shown up. So now word is him and Romo will be back after the bye to face the Eagles. Like I said ,when Romo went down in preseason,so did my expectations. So it’s whatever. Stress free season for me. Lol
As an eagle fan who wasn’t expecting much outside of a building year, I’m pretty low stress too. All this winning is just extra. Just hope everyone stays healthy
I’m really hoping they get to the playoffs now. Division is as weak as expected. I want Pederson and Wentz getting their first taste of the playoffs.
That’s all gravy. Everyone being healthy is much more important to me.
Worrying about health every game is for pre-season. The regular season is for progression and winning. Can’t control health.
Yeah. So it seems. I am guessing he was just pissed at the situation and his emotions got the better of him.
https://twitter.com/cj_wentz/status/781317909259784192
Carson kills teams and Bambi
Just saying the Eagles already exceeded my preseason expectations.
Do I want them to keep on winning? Fuck yeah.
H20 Lupo is used to human hunting, which is open all year round.
My streets are closed. Schools are delayed. Power is flickering. WTF.
I think I heard we are supposed to get up to 5 inches of rain up here.
I think we got 5 inches last night. And last night was a show too.
Good Morning Fans of the soon to be last place New York Giants
Mytee Looks like it’s staying mostly east of me, guess we missed the worst of it.
LOL Dez
Good morning fans of the 1st place Philadelphia Eagles and fans of this prestigious division
Frenchie! There’s something fishy going on there. Why would Dez miss his MRI but not the other injured players?
They just tweeted a video of a body can police shootout involving a 6 year olds death by accident. I understand the need for it to be shown in court for the officers trial. But why do we need to see it?
I just saw the picture of Wentz below with his buck. It’s really hard to hate this guy. He’s a regular ass-kicking dude doing manly things.
Monz Venus Cloister just burned his freshly minted Wentz jersey
“Fox News: Fair and Balanced
MSNBC: Lean Forward
CNN: If you’re watching this, your flight’s been canceled”
http://www.livefyre.com/profile/17033855/15
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I think we got 5 inches last night. And last night
was a show too.
I made sure your wife got more than 5 inches last night, buddy!
For the first time since 1934, the New York Giants have failed to record an interception through the first three weeks of an NFL season.The Giants are one of two teams without an interception on the season, along with the New Orleans Saints. The Giants D/ST has turned in two sub-par performances in three weeks, and now has CB Dominique Rodgers-Cromartie (groin) and CB Eli Apple (hamstring) nursing injuries.
I liked Eli Apple during the draft. Shame he got stuck with that team.
he was late on Tuesday and missed meetings… they don’t have an MRI machine on site so he missed his appointment
3. Philadelphia Eagles (3-0)
Odds of making playoffs: 69.0 percent
The Eagles are the No. 1 team in DVOA through three weeks, but they are still kept down in our simulation because of their poor preseason forecast. The forecast could be completely wrong, but it also could be wisely telling us to tamp down our expectations for the Eagles to realistic levels. Nonetheless, giving just 35 percent weight to their performance so far is enough to make the Eagles now one of our top five Super Bowl favorites, behind Seattle, New England, Kansas City and Baltimore.
5. http://www.espn.com/nfl/team/_/name/dal/dallas-cowboys (2-1)
Odds of making playoffs: 45.0 percent
The surprise of the Cowboys isn’t that they rank third in run offense DVOA, but that they rank fifth in pass offense DVOA. Not surprising: they are still only 23rd on defense.
9. http://www.espn.com/nfl/team/_/name/nyg/new-york-giants (2-1)
Odds of making playoffs: 34.6 percent
Fans tend to place too much importance in close victories and close losses. The Giants are 2-1, but they’ve essentially played three opponents about even, with each game decided by three points or less. They look like an average team so far. That would have been good in the NFC East we thought we had before the season started. It’s not so good if both http://www.espn.com/nfl/player/_/id/2573079/carson-wentz and http://www.espn.com/nfl/player/_/id/2577417/dak-prescott — not to mention the awesome Eagles defense — can continue to play at a high level.
13. http://www.espn.com/nfl/team/_/name/wsh/washington-redskins (1-2)
Odds of making playoffs: 12.3 percent
A section below will list the five most important games of each week based on how they will change playoff odds. You’ll never guess, but Cleveland-Washington didn’t make the list. A win would only raise Washington’s playoff odds by three percent, and Cleveland’s by one percent.
Schwartz isn’t immune to calling players out in team meetings. During film review, he has been known to point his red laser at the negligent as he details his mistakes. It has been a culture shift for some who had grown accustomed to former coordinator Bill Davis’ more diplomatic approach.
“He tells us when things aren’t up to par,” cornerback Nolan Carroll said. “He doesn’t let anything slide by. He does a good job of putting the responsibility on us to get it done.”
Billy was too nice of a guy.
Just by watching the games the giants have 0% chance of making the post season
You’re angry again today Mosley. Do you need a hug, a beer or a hooker?
https://twitter.com/TommySledge/status/781469223927164929 Considering Fisher was touting the whole Dez angle to the MRI mess early yesterday before it became a story,i believe him here. See ya after the bye Dez.
Guy on the couch is a trustworthy dude.
Not as bad as spags ruining that $200mil defense.
Wawa has the best PRICED coffee anywhere. But it is absolute garbage.
DCS and hbg are fucking commies.
I’ll take Wawa coffee over 7/11, dunkin, sheetz or any other type of play. Fuck even Starbucks doesn’t hold a candle when price is factored in.
Don’t worry Squatch.
Eskin will get paid.
I agree with everything they said about the Eagles…. until they ranked them behind Baltimore. Now I’m just puzzled.
It’s basically hot colored water… gots to go to a coffee house for the real stuff.
I’m with those guys. It’s like the Coors Light of coffee.
I challenge Joe to a duel.
Bird Law states you can not turn it down.
http://www.phillyvoice.com/week-4-nfl-picks-2016/
Browns at Redskins (-8): The Browns are going to win a game this year. That’s about the nicest thing I can say about them. They had a golden opportunity last week at the end of regulation, but Browns gonna Brown. After recovering a Miami fumble at the Dolphins’ 28 yard line, the Browns opted to take a knee (!) and then attempt a 46 yard field goal with a kicker who was unemployed the day before. Take a knee?!? Are you kidding? GET MORE YARDS, YOU FREAKING IDIOTS. Anyway, Parkey predictably missed, and the Dolphins won in OT.
So again, the Browns will find a way to win a game this year. The Redskins will try to avoid the embarrassment of being the team to lose to them. I can actually see this happening, but I’m not dumb enough to pick it.
Tire/kempski in full effect.
I agree with Mosley about the Giants chances of making the postseason.
You know, I don’t think I’m going to do anything close to that and I can clearly see you know nothing about the law. Seems like you have a tenuous grasp on the English language in general.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze I picked the Browns in the Pick’em. Not in Survivor……
How about Wawa coffee? Hbg, DCS and Joey are hatin.
I do not like this week in either. But reading this helped me make my survivor pick.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze Survivor pick was kinda easy actually.
https://twitter.com/patmcmanamon/status/781475364933607424
Saw this on the side list, made me laugh then I felt sad for the Browns.
I’m not saying it’s the best but I’ll take it over all those other places I listed.
Squatch thinks I’m unmanly apparently. Didn’t realize he had an opinion on the matter. Strange.
H20 That’s not at all what I said. You were in here railing against people talking about “manly” things a while ago.
And to think, there was a time when “How good could Wentz be if Cleveland, who is desperate for a QB, doesn’t want him?” was a real concern.
They should rehire all the scouts who wanted Wentz.
Lol, it’s all good. I do find it funny when people go out of their way to appear manly.
H20 I get it, I was just busy combing my beard with a cigar in my mouth and a glass of Scotch in my hand while scouting out hunting locations to hunt Boar with a butter knife.
Like talking about Skullforking and prison raping other dudes?
<-Prefers his Men with Irritable bowel syndrome That's gay, not manly
I had forgotten about that conversation until now honestly. It was a well timed joke actually, it just went over my head.
I guess. I dunno, I just don’t like a lot of the match ups.
Maybe last week spooked me, I almost picked TB, thought they were a lock to win last week.
https://twitter.com/EliotShorrParks/status/781479400231407616
DGB doing his best Todd Pinkston impression. Should of went up for the TD. He had inside leverage.
That play and Burton dropping it before half were the two worst plays of the game.
H20 He’s already better than Dennis Kelly. That’s all we can ask for
https://twitter.com/eagles/status/781474876045438976
BG with the hottest new trivia show on the interwebs.
That’s like the 5th year running that’s happened, and don’t be salty Ed. Nobody cares you weren’t the first person to receive the news
Pretty sure the Madden rating is above 92 now
http://www.phillyvoice.com/brandon-graham-game-review-gifs-and-stuff/
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze They picked the worst of the 90s.
JosephR2225 Don’t blaspheme against Alanis Morissette and Ace of Base.
https://twitter.com/eagles/status/781485741843120128
And that’s with cox having to remember how to rush the passer in a 4-3 attacking scheme…
https://twitter.com/CNN https://twitter.com/CNN/status/781486461652705280https://twitter.com/CNN/status/781486461652705280
Photos show train crashed into a platform at Hoboken, New Jersey station https://t.co/Yfhy1yaC9Q
I wonder if Choy still thinks Dez will be playing this weekend
HailBandG Two of my co-workers were there the moment in happened according to their emails. They’re ok, but now they’re stuck in Hoboken for the day which kinda sucks before happy hour.
Ah, I misread. My bad. I’m actually surprised Fletcher go the monthly award.
Sir Squatch Monz Venus I signed in this morning when I got to work, but I’ve been in meetings for the past two hours. A lot more people here now, so I was being friendly to the new arrivals.
H20 I’m not on the wagon. I’m just running along behind throwing beads in the hopes of seeing some titties.
When you get ready to hop aboard just let us know. You can have Dong’s seat.
They are interviewing Dezs monkey on the ticket
I want to take a huge Shit on the Wentz wagon
The Giants should sign Osi for the eagles game
Go Fuck a Tranny Nope.. the Wentz Line is in Carson City, Wentzylvania.
And runs through East Rutherford, Landover, and Arlington without stopping.
When’s the last time the Redskins played a game where all 5 starting Olinemen were the team’s own draft picks?
How often has that happened in general throughout the NFL?
I can’t remember when the last time would be. Decades is my guess.
Wouldn’t shock me if it was before the UFA era began in 92.
Wow. Big news about Dustin Hopkins winning PLAYER OF THE MONTH. What a legend
Lupo Wondering if I should play Cinci D on a short week
You just reminded me that I have a decision to make. Tannehill tonight or Stafford vs. the Bears? Tough call as Bengals have been really bad against the pass, but Bears.
H20 The Dolphins or the Bengals?
Bengals have been kinda meh-ish on D the past few games fantasy wise…but it is the Fins.
penguinfarmer H20 Agree with this. Stafford is on fire.
Last year Thursday night underdogs were 3-2 straight up in the first 5 weeks. Thursday night games are weird.
That’s who I have in now. Cinci has given up 9 passing TDs in 3 games though too.
penguinfarmer Lupo Don’t even start about Wednesday night games.
H20 Good D, but they’re struggling big time. They get Burfict back tonight. Maybe that helps…
Every picture ESPN posts showing Kujo about him starting has some Buc mangling his face.
I don’t like that.
Some big college games this weekend. Looking forward to seeing these matchups as there is sure to have a ton or early round prospects going against other quality college opponents.
Going to the NC State Wake Forest game this weekend. Going down to see the boy in his school digs. Kinda screwed up and should have made it next week since Notre Dame is going to be there but tickets are literally 10x as much.
Might have been worth it to see ND to scout next year’s QB though.
Sorry, that was mean.
WAS, Cincy or Arizona were who i was looking at.. also thinking about the Pats
Nice. I hope NC State wins. I don’t wish the same luck for you on Sunday though.
I’m going to make you wear an avatar of a Klansman for this. Or worse…Trump.
That’s redundant. It’s like saying I’d make Mytee’s avatar unicorn boy. Or worse… unicorn boy.
I think you start the league leader in passing yards until he’s not the league leader in yards.
Brees D stinks so much just feels like he’ll never stop passing all year
Brees tho, Stafford has an easy match up too and jones is on fire right now.
There are some guys I just don’t think you need to bench for matchups. Brees/Brady/Rogers always start when I have them.
Ah, the good ole days before Kirk came and lamented their women.
A quick look in the dictionary shows the edit does change it quite a bit!
honeybadger23 Look. I still hate you. But this is probably the best thing you said all week.
On the road outside in San Diego. It’s not like he’s playing Green Bay in January.
splooz LMAO! The Tree of Woe! I saw Conan not that long ago. I love those old Arnold movies.
Bengals WLB Vontaze Burfict is expected to play 25-35 snaps Thursday night.Suspended the first three games, coach Marvin Lewis said the team would “have to lock him in a trunk” to keep Burfict from playing Thursday. That comment suggests the linebacker could easily surpass whatever snap goals the team sets entering the game. Burfict’s return should be a big boost to the entire defense.
He’s still right Joe. Brees has occasional good games outside on the road, but he’s not the same QB most of the time.
Well the Klansman would be in hood. Trump would be in orangeface. Worse by far.
True, but even not the same Drew Brees averages like 270 yards and 2 TDs per game on the road. Can’t really go wrong with either one of those guys this week.
HB – A plane with LSU’s logo spotted at Morgantown airport earlier this week.
splooz Amazes me how they have enough for a private plane.
That plane is hardly ever used by the actual university. For example it’s frequently used by an ambulatory service.
I think it’s actually a medical transport for the hospital that the university can use if required.
you also had Arizona vs Buffalo as your lock last week.. i’m so conflicted! I REALLY don’t want to take the Skins but I might!
I’d take him as OC. No way I’d want him as HC. He hasn’t done anything at WV. They’ve won 8 games once since moving to the Big12.
Hop on the WentzWagon or get run over. [img]http://i.imgur.com/q0DLVBX.jpg[/img]
Good luck with that. Just resigned a monster deal after rejecting all the big jobs out there this year.
They will get Mark Trestman and they will like it
He rejected Missouri and South Carolina. He’s getting paid $2.5M and if UH somehow gets into the Big 12 he gets a $5M bonus.
His buyout is only like $2.75M too.
LSU had the highest paid staff in the country, we can afford him.
Fuente was Tech’s man the whole time I think.
UGA possibly, but Kirby is a UGA guy so I wouldn’t be surprised if they were both 1a./1b. for them.
http://www.livefyre.com/profile/17039434/11 hours ago
As an eagle fan who wasn’t expecting much outside of a building year, I’m pretty low stress too. All this winning is just extra. Just hope everyone stays healthy
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Bringing this back because I missed it last night. I couldn’t disagree more. While I wasn’t expecting much from this season at first and thought it was a building year (especially when Wentz was named the starter), my expectations have changed dramatically. If the Eagles don’t make the playoffs, I will be very disappointed. If they manage to win a playoff game or two, that will be gravy. But to not make it after going 3-0 and seeing how this team looks would be very disappointing.
Skins > Sox@wingoz
Yes The https://twitter.com/RedSox have either been 1st or last in AL East the last 5 seasons, but https://twitter.com/Redskins have done that in NFC East last 8 seasons.
H20 I felt like the Eagles had a shot because of this division, but my expectations were not high. Now, I WANT 19-0 DAMMIT!!!!
Lupo – Miami was my lock last week. I advised against AZ at Buffalo.
Especially a west coast team going to the east coast to play a 1pm game. Against a good defense at that.
T. Romo, QB Coach 4 D.Prescott You pick the Jags if you want to
I mean its sort of cancelled out if they are both traveling…I guess? I would stay away from picking that game.
H20 I was tempted to take the Ravens on Sunday. 3rd 1pm game in a row for the Raidahs, including the 2nd consecutive week
I find the lack of trolling Dez’s skipping the MRI rather disturbing.
You should try to find out the answer to this on your own.
3 1pm games in a row matters? yes I’m serious
I mean if people don’t click the Like under a Boobie Miles clip they are just rotten.
This is encouraginghttps://twitter.com/john_keim https://twitter.com/john_keim/status/781484567811198976
ICYMI: lingering issues. Skins have scored on 21.4 percent of RZ chances. Since 2010, worst team @ 45%. will improve
T. Romo, QB Coach 4 D.Prescott 2 in a row, 3 out of 4.
It does matter
EaglesAreGoodSoSTFU148 I got yelled at by some hunters for playing paintball during hunting season. Apparently they almost shot me and my friends.
That’s a lot of traveling back and forth for the players.
You have to know where you’re playing paintball during hunting season. Can’t be any part of the woods
I dunno. Comforting that we should improve on TDs by frikking default. There’s no way we’re breaking the all time low by half is there?
Sir Squatch splooz League average red zone TD percentage is around 50-60%.
EaglesAreGoodSoSTFU148 Eh, we were dumb kids and it was woods next to a housing development. Didn’t seem like a place people would be shooting bucks with guns, but there you go.
Dongtavious Steelwang EaglesAreGoodSoSTFU148 I don’t think there is much resemblance between deer and Asians at all.
Dongtavious Steelwang Not true. One looks at it wide-eyed and startled. The other just looks at it startled.
All I’m saying, seeing Wentz be the real deal and Doug not suck at play calling meets my expectations for his season, everything else is just fun. This is a team we are building and it looks like we have 2 important pieces.
I said this last night as well but you chose not to include it, but fuck yeah I want them to win games, I’m just not worried about this season.
They have scored *TDs on 21% of red zone chances; Not all scoring in the red zone.
And since 2010, there have been many teams lower than 45% in red zone TD percentage.
I wasn’t criticizing. I just think expectations have changed. I know mine have. I want everybody on board the wagon as we storm through the NFCE. Everything else will be the gravy.
it also says “will improve”. another inaccuracy
Redskins actually weren’t that bad last year
https://www.teamrankings.com/nfl/stat/red-zone-scoring-pct
They were actually pretty good. Abysmal this year.
It’s all good, I can see how it sounds, I’m just thinking down the line I guess.
But fuck yeah I’m on the wagon and I hope we run the table on these bitches.
EaglesAreGoodSoSTFU148 Giants, Eagles, and Dallas all had huge discrepancies between home and away game Red Zone TD percentage.
Stafford and Maclin for Cooks and C. Michael- PPR league trade prop
They make a correlation that because they are currently lower than the lowest RZ TD% of all time, it has to improve. lol
Eagles haven’t even been that good this year. Second in scoring. TD percentage well improve cause sauces
2010: Carolina – 30%; St. Louis – 35%
2011: Kansas City – 33%; St. Louis – 38%
2012: Kansas City – 28%
2014: Jets – 36%
2015: Browns – 38%
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Those are teams finishing below 40%; Each year except 2013 there were 3-5 teams between 40-45%, I just didn’t feel like typing that up.
I wouldn’t do it. Tho cooks has been fire.
I have Brees.. and my RB’s aren’t great.. i have Landry and Diggs at WR
Lupo Not sure what the deal with Rawls is, but Michael’s value sure does go up with Rawls also having a leg injury.
H20 Well it generally does, given that we’re working with a 3 games sample size vs. a 16 game one.
They’re very upset that Keim think’s the odds favor improvement.
Lupo He’ll be out 6-8, and even then he’s just had health problems.
Lupo I’d say that’s a nice trade to get an upgraded WR and a good RB with a bench QB and a slow to start Maclin. Cooks will finish with more end of year points.
Again pretending to use what our emotions are by terrible logic. Splooz go to when wrong
I mean, odds are it will though, right? The RZ offense may well wind up being bad, but it’s probably safe to bet against the Redskins RZ offense being historically bad., right?
He says “will improve” and splooz says “this is encouraging”…based on nothing except they think they have to get better because no team has been that bad…it’s pretty dumb Dong
Still a pretty low % and none of those teams had above average offenses which the Skins likely do have.
H20 I mean they almost HAVE to improve given the odds.
it’s fairly safe to assume a regression to the mean.. just how far is the question
Not pretending to do anything Tire. You guys are the ones upset by this tweet. I’m encouraged by it.
H20 Whatever dude, lol. I enjoy intelligent discussion.
No one is upset. They’ll probably improve just cause how bad they’ve been but it’s still funny to watch how it’s encouraging
there’s nothing intelligent about assuming they have to get better because no team has been that bad….that’s pure speculation
Lupo Stuff his bench with QBs and make him have ot choose who to drop, and then pick up that guy if you need the backup. I like the trade for you.
Being turrible is always reason for being encouraged.
Duh tire! How can you not see that!
I didn’t realize regression to the mean was such an advanced concept. Sorry guys.
True. And it looks like all the teams on that list finished in the bottom 6 or 7 or so in total yards, which the Redskins are not likely to do
Justin, watch how the Ravens destroy the Raiders this weekend.
Also watch how the Jets beat the Seahawks.
H20 No – it’s statistically unlikely they’ll be that bad – as no team HAS been that bad throughout the entire year – even the 0-16 lions were Top 3 in red zone percentage.
Yeah, numbers are big and scary! I’m using a generally accepted mathematical concept and that’s somehow ending the discussion? Good for you.
It would be progressing to the mean in this case splooz.
so dumb, speaking of the 0-16 Lions…no team had ever gone 0-16 before…no way they should have gone 0-16
Semantics don’t change the concept. I’ll gladly wager anyone that the Skins red zone TD % rends up higher than 21.4%
That’s funny. The second worst team on the league, after the redskins, are the ravens.
Is this really an argument over the semantics of “will improve” vs “should improve” or “could improve”? I think it’s implied this is Keim’s prediction, right? In theory, the red zone offense could get worse; they could not score another red zone point this season… but odds are probably the opposite.
H20 It’s 16 games vs. however many trips to the red zone that are made. There is *likely* to be a regression to the mean, as math expert Lupo has stated. What’s wrong with that?
H20 Well than it’s safe to say the Caps and Nats will never win Championships.
I find it hard to believe too.
Feels like something they aren’t telling us.
Why not? He’s slow. And if you’re slow, you better know the route tree and be able to run it. He can’t.
Well I no longer bet with you and also that’s a stupid bet. Would you bet that DC’s rz TD% goes up to 50%?
JosephR2225 I honestly don’t even know what’s being argued besides cloister taking exception to splooz’s point that they will probably improve. So they *probably* will because no team has ever been that bad….but this should not be taken as encouraging news? Legitimate news? It is literally just down to semantics at this point.
He has game speed mytee.
Watch the tape son
I would bet it doesn’t. They suck therefore it won’t go up.
Fuller is looking like the only WR out of those 4 that will have a productive rookie season.
Terrible decision. Just let him at LB and watch him make plays
EaglesAreGoodSoSTFU148 Considering how bad they are at defense they could use the help
Dong – Cloister takes exception to the point the Skins will probably improve in red zone TD % simply cause I agree with it. Which is the good stuff.
I would agree that it can’t get much worse,
The Browns were up by 20 on the pathetic Ravens in the first quarter. They are really a horrible team.
he was constantly called a poor mans dez. less athletic. If dez was less athletic, he would suck.
I think it’s true that their lack of RZ success does not make their next RZ trip more or less likely to produce a TD; just like coming up red on 5 straight roulette spins does not make the next spin more or less likely to come up black, but if you look at it over 500 spins or whatever you would expect it to be roughly 50/50. This is sort of the same idea, I would think.
Yeah it’s just a semantical argument, I don’t really care….(gets 8 posts into it)
No hard feelings waters
The Redskins are a shitty team in the redzone and their productivity will go down as the season progresses and players get injured. They will be the worst redzone team the NFL has ever seen by seasons end.
Quite possibly.
Unless Reed is something other than a totally average TE and the skins actually throw him the fucking ball. No wonder that team is so fucking pathetic.
They have ONE potentially really good player on the team, and what do they do with him?
Smh
Sorry if you failed to understand but I answered you question.
A reminder that football players are like 90% of humans when it comes to their health. If they aren’t told bad news, it isn’t really happening.
Sounds like it got out of house…the news broke and he got fined.
Sir Squatch Probably doubly weird since their medical is almost public record at this point, or is considered “news.”
Lol. No the situation was taken care of in-house(fines spoken to etc..). Word of the situation got out of house. As shit always does.
Early report was that they didn’t have an MRI machine at their new facility so he missed it.
https://twitter.com/timkawakami/status/781521703365058560
lol, he had to call SF…nobody else in the NFL wanted him
Yep. And this latest report of him being fined and missing meetings came out after the MRI and diagnosis of the injury.
The latest story sounds like the truth. Just not sure why the lies.
H20 He seems like the guy who has something to prove since leaving college. Not too surprising.
Asks a “yes/no” question.
Gets 4 responses that aren’t either “yes” or “no”
Gets told question was answered even though there is still no “yes” or “no”
Is not surprised.
Spurrier just said fuck that shit, what College with the best golf weather is hiring??
You’re right about it being true. I think it’s because Jason likes to keep all discipline issues like this internal. He gives the media nothing. They have to use their own sources. Personally I don’t care if a coach doesn’t broadcast what’s going on in the clubhouse unless he is ready too.
Shitty Teams Matter. #Toiletbowl https://twitter.com/CSNRedskins/status/781521504202809344
He brought in a few good ones, but ousted many more and brought in a bunch of overpriced crapola. Jenkins, Lane, Ertz, Hicks, Agholor. that’s about it.
He’s a troll. But he does troll the Eagles a fair amount when they do bad. Still
Kempski >Werder and his soapbox preaching of self entitlement.
“There are not enough fucking stick figures in the world to demonstrate what I’m about to do to you.”
Jimmy “The Terminator” Kempski
I like Werder. Not really sure why Dallas fans hate him so much.
splooz He’s always talking out of the roof of his mouth.
splooz I was just calling him Mr. Ed but that escalated quickly.
““I had witnessed Donald Trump tell managers many times while he was visiting the club that restaurant hostesses were ‘not pretty enough’ and that they should be fired and replaced with more attractive women,” Hayley Strozier alleged in a sworn declaration. She had been director of catering at the Trump National Golf Club in Rancho Palos Verdes until 2008.”
And….?
http://mynewsla.com/government/2016/09/29/trump-required-only-good-looking-hostesses-at-palos-verdes-club/?google_editors_picks=true
I see no problem. I’m not going to pick the strip club that has girls with C section scars over the club with prime tail.
What does JG mean by “we have different ways to talk to Dez”
https://twitter.com/dcsportsbog/status/781528590034821121
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This is all Fivers fault
they know he’s an emotional mess that is bound to explode at some point
honeybadger23 His bodyguard, his babysitter, his other baby sitter, his mama, his grandmama, his mama’s mama’s mama, his agent….
That has to change though because they aren’t allowed to be worse than the norm!!
Honestly surprised Odell hasn’t lost a screw off the field yet.
Dongtavious Steelwang Does Carolina game last year not count?
Wasn’t it Jimmy Johnson who made no bones about treating the star players differently than other players?
I don’t think this is about Dez being a star. More about Dez having the mental capacity of a 16 year old.
Hey, waiting for results will make you testy, but go get laid. It’ll take that nasty edge you’ve acquired off a little. (Try it with a girl this time)
Except Jimmy did treat them vastly different. I think he cut the OLman that Irvin cut with the scissors for having the audacity to get cut by Mike Irvin.
Otsitheiceman Social Media, Snap chat, Instagram, Facebook are just a few. There are so many ways to get in touch with people these days.
Speaking of people that have as much control over their emotions as Dez, my 13 year old daughter had a complete rage-turn-meltdown simply because she couldn’t find her wallet this morning. Holy shit. I didn’t even try to engage her in conversation driving her to school.
Bitch.
(You, not her)
Let your wife handle it, you’re clearly not ready.
H20 So you’re saying Dez has the makeup of an estrogen-laden teen. I think you’re giving him too much credit.
penguinfarmer H20 Should’ve said “it’s always in the last place you look.” That’ll really add fuel to the fire.
honeybadger23 When you have wife & kids, you;re always outnumbered
H20 Only a matter of time until she clashes with her mother over everything. Happens with almost every teenage girl. Lasts years and you need to try to stay out of it and be the one she can talk to. I went though it with my daughter a few years ago.
Yea but wife + multiple teenage daughters….I’d be terrified
Dongtavious Steelwang penguinfarmer H20 I’ve seen this meltdown occur with my little cousin. She was going berserk trying to find her iceskating socks right before her competition. She had forgotten that she threw them over her shoulder and put her jacket over it.
Oh fuck man, no you’ve gone to far. Like Family guy too far.
If you don’t know that the best approach in that kind of situation is to keep your mouth shut and let her rage, then you’ve certainly never had a teenage daughter and most likely never had a wife.
penguinfarmer Dongtavious Steelwang H20 “It’s always in the last place you-”
“I’ll gut you with this skate.”
Weech That’s fucked up. But at least you didn’t tell cloister to abort his children this time. That would be a very Puerto Rican thing to do.
it can be rough, but really I’m blessed in the grand scheme of things
H20 Does your wife routinely remind you that it’s all your fault?
Sir Squatch H20 Isn’t that rhetorical knowing that she is his wife?
I dunno. Utah women bake a lot of boys in their ovens. I think there’s some China level shit going on out here where the girls get sent off to the glue factory…or Saudi Arabia
H20 Same. Wife, 11 yr. old daughter, and 80 yr. old mother-in-law. No need to ever ask me why I’m salty if I get a little harsh on here.
When I saw this the first time I just could NOT fucking believe he said this.
But it was funny in a racist sort of way.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gsnc2X946T4
Must be. I mean 45 ypg and 0.3 TDs per game since 2015… if he’s still getting the star treatment obviously Garrett is way behind.
Dongtavious Steelwang I didn’t know Harrison Ford was in the Wizard of Oz.
penguinfarmer Dongtavious Steelwang Truly a versatile actor of our time.
Monz Venus H20 I don’t think I’ve ever seen you salty, Monz.
penguinfarmer I meant having girls was all his fault. Not everything that happens, that’s obviously obvious.
Sir Squatch penguinfarmer He was a heavy coin flip gambler back in the day.
Cloister doesnt seem like a pre-nup kind of guy…I call lawyer for the wife.
Nah. Everett played until he got on IR then played the following season . Released after that
Dongtavious Steelwang Monz Venus H20 I’m generally pretty even-keel. This place is actually therapy for me. Nothing on here riles me up, it only makes me laugh.
It’s at that point for the most part. And you guys wonder why I’m a little ornery here.
Monz Venus Dongtavious Steelwang H20 You’re a good man, Monz.
“Hahaha….bunch of morons!”
*sips tea*
I dont think it’s fair to assume Dez is gay just because he doesn’t want to hear bad news
Wentzadelphia H20 My 16 year old niece has been going through that. And with my brother (her dad) not living in the same city to deal with this, here comes Uncle to the rescue
His user name is based on a strip club in Tampa.
No need to ever ask why he’s not salty.
Hey Weech,
Find another blackie to make deadbeat dad jokes about. I actually take care of mine
I’m sure there’s a few Cowboys you can choose from….
I’ve been through it with my daughter and her mom and it’s no fun. You are a good uncle.
JosephR2225 That’s just his Mother In Laws retirement gig.
Frenchie! That was a real dick move on his part. He should apologize. And buy you some Boston Pizza. Or whatever oddly-named shit you Canucks eat.
Browns CB Joe Haden (groin) was limited in Wednesday’s practice.Haden was inactive Week 3 after suffering a groin injury last Thursday. He was close to playing against the Dolphins, and this limited practice puts him on track to return this week.
Cloister, you are correct that a closed mouth is the best policy when a female meltdown is in full effect. However, I have also learned that food quickly brings them out of their spiral and helps them pull the nose up. For my daughter, that is accomplished with a strawberry banana smoothie with a little extra sugar for good measure. For my wife, I have a stash of emergency chocolate that works like an epipen on someone with anaphylaxis.
Good advice for many on here https://twitter.com/RUSSLANDE/status/781527001731588096
Good news boys. Starting Sunday we get to see this for a month. [img]http://i.imgur.com/9S1Cn2A.jpg[/img]
Unless you’re a skins fan, then it’s a year round thing.
Monz Venus I kept a script of valium around for the wife. One of them in a glass of wine works every time.
H20 Box-Score bitching was prevalent on the old ESPN board.
There’s no reason you wouldn’t do both to get the full picture, right? They’re both just tools.
Wentzadelphia Monz Venus It helps them enjoy the sex a lot better, too!
Stats have their place, but I certainly don’t need a box score to tell me if a player is playing well.
Dongtavious Steelwang I can see you have never been married or had kids. If you were you would know to never let your wife run out of valium/xanax during these times.
lol dude ive posted like 4 comments today
Fair enough, but to be totally honest I don’t think I even watch Eagles games with a critical enough eye to draw conclusions about player performance based solely on game film. I would love to, but I just don’t have the time to watch and re-watch Eagles games, let alone Redskins, GIants and Cowboys games, on which we have no trouble offering our opinions.
What you’d like to see, like Caplan indicates, is where the game film and the stats both tell roughly the same story. When they don’t, it’s worth asking why not.
see, don’t you like it here more than BGN
I also wish I had the time and access to watch more teams all-22s. I try not to pretend to be an expert on players simply based on stats if I haven’t seen how they are playing as well.
splooz
splooz 59 minutes ago
Asks a “yes/no” question.
Gets 4 responses that aren’t either “yes” or “no”
Gets told question was answered even though there is still no “yes” or “no”
Is not surprised.
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I figured the context on my posts were enough.
JosephR2225 That and you’re never going to have full clarity on what each player was supposed to do on a given play unless you’re talking with the coach.
H20 Wish I thought of the idea first though, those dudes are probably making $$.
That and they literally post them like a hour after each game.
https://twitter.com/MoveTheSticks/status/781492762482872320
Can’t wait for this game. Other than division games I’m most excited about this one
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze Sunday at the PFF Office:
*turn on red zone*
*start writing down stats*
EaglesAreGoodSoSTFU148 Vikes are more menacing at linebacker but I think we match up pretty evenly.
It’s a jab over him being a twat about when I called him out on his stance on DC’s safeties and provided his actual posts at which point he made up some bs about the context of the posts and continued to call me a liar.
Oh, I’m sorry. Everyone cracks at me for mowing lawns but when I crack ONE joke about a black man not being around for his father, it’s crossing the line?
FUCK ALL YALL
EaglesAreGoodSoSTFU148 Who is the Vikes other safety? Harrison Smith is really good but I don’t know who they have back there.
Looks like I’m going with the Vikings and Bengals for my 2 survivor pools. I have a feeling a lot of people are going to drop out this week. Hope i’m not one of them.
EaglesAreGoodSoSTFU148 Zimmer is also just fantastic at drawing up blitz schemes that are confounding to QBs.
Wut??? [img]http://i.imgur.com/6Nn9r0e.jpg[/img]
Certainly there must be some combination of your relatives there with you right now to calm you down.
Idk who the other safety is and how it took so long for Zimmer to get a HC job
It’s tough for a Mexican man to be there for thier kids, especially since there are 90 of them and they all live in 1 room.
There you go weech, I balanced the racism, and as an added bonus you can rage about a white.
The Eagles D just manhandled one of he best offenses in the league. It’s ok to be a little exited about this defense.
I wanted smith bad the year he was in the draft.
Never bet against a backed in to the corner Giants team
It’s probably better that the father isn’t around
talk to me when you catch up on child support
Wentz has put up his best numbers against the blitz. Should be interesting to see who wins that battle.
I think part of the reason they blitz a lot is because Barr is a LB but is a natural pass rusher
Go Fuck a Tranny You’re right. Much easier at the Mosley house that the milkman isn’t there everyday….
Only a matter of time until people will be talking about Mills Island.
H20 It’s going to be a real test. Here’s a cool example of what ZimZam does. https://gfycat.com/TenderMintyIsabellinewheatear
H20 The Vikings show Zimmer’s signature double-A-gap pressure from Kendricks and Barr. On the edge, Danielle Hunter in his two-point stance showing a speed rush (note that earlier in the game, Hunter was creating consistent pressure by beating the tackle to the outside, opening up the B-gap for multiple delayed blitzes. Hunter’s had a huge game as a speed rusher). Harrison Smith is then also threatening up the C-gap. Basically the whole line is threatening to storm the right side of the offensive line with enough speed to stretch the pocket and give room for one of Kendricks, Robison, Hunter or Smith to break through.
Stafford recognizes this look (he had been sacked on it multiple times this game), so he diagnoses it, pointing to Eric Kendricks on the A-gap as the Mike. This gives the line the order to shift their zone blocking right to handle Smith, Hunter and Kendricks as necessary. Center Travis Swanson will block that right A-gap where presumably either Kendricks or Robison will blitz, leaving the right guard and right tackle to handle Danielle Hunter and Harrison Smith’s speed rush on the edge.
The problem with that diagnosis is it’s completely off—Eric Kendricks, Harrison Smith and even Danielle Hunter are dropping into coverage, leaving the entire offensive line sliding right to protect a blitz package that isn’t coming. All five offensive linemen end up trying to contain just Brian Robison and Tom Johnson.
Im currently buying high quality “thug life” temporary tattoos just to mess with my family when I go home for my sister’s baby shower.
What is my life.
I’m not usually one to tell someone they are wasting money………but………
They’re like $20 total.
It’s a site for people who want a real tattoo but want to try it out first I guess. lol
Your lsu guts have been great for us, HB.
Makes sure you put one on your face. Also get a fake piercing and pay a stripper to come with you.
Drop your wallet and have a baggie of white powder fall out.
I could continue… Lol.
this fan nailing the putt at the ryder cup was laughs
honeybadger23 Go full douchebag and get “Only God Can Judge Me” in Olde English on your chest.
Why would you be showing off your stomach at a baby shower?
and the reason you separated your comment & the link is because…..
Has he gotten on the field at all yet? I like Gordon, he’s so athletic. Would have played OT at any other school.
Peters will sacrifice the end of his career for Gordon’s greatness
I forgot about Dillon, didn’t know about the other 2.
Tho Donnie makes perfect sense, since he’s Donnie Football.
Well 1, I’m not attending the shower, Ill be playing golf with my brother in law.
But 2, there’s a lot of time for me to casually raise my shirt to hint at something there. Then I’m going back 2 weeks later for Thanksgiving and I’m going have it on again. It’s a long con.
Good to see Sullivan already getting some snaps. I’d imagine he starts after this week
We might be without Tyron, Free, Dez, and La’El on Sunday. Lovely.
Eh, these types of jokes don’t make the best long cons, better for a quick grift. But best of luck.
It’d be great of Sulli can start then. Id rather have Long at LG than Nyeshke at LT.
I’m fine with Chip winning just enough to not make the playoffs and not get a good draft pick. Just like he did to us the last 2 years.
Sure, but he’s no Tyron.
I expect half of Levis to be Cowboys fans. Because those fans are stupid to pay $300/tix for nosebleeds.
Didn’t Trent crush it at LG last week? I know it was only against the Giants DL, but still.
Fair.
We don’t really have to root against chip anyway, he’s going to destroy himself.
Yea he did well, I just dont know who I like between Long and Nsekhe TBH
H20 Yea, he did surprisingly well for a guy who’d never even practiced guard before iin his life. And Nsekhe is a solid T
T. Romo, QB Coach 4 D.Prescott Yes, Justin. Also, the ‘Skins traded up for RG3
oh shut up how would I know that unless I watched
H20 I didn’t want any shenanigans earlier i the morning. I was hungry
He doesn’t watch games or keep up with what’s going on with teams and he expects us to take his assessment of players seriously.
That’s not a terrible move. he has a larry allen type body. power power power, but still athletic
I watch them when they play dallas. I don’t pretend to watch every NFL game like you
It’s been a few days, but I understand. I’ve been arguing with a lot of skins fans as of late. I’m impressed with your restraint.
T. Romo, QB Coach 4 D.Prescott Larry Allen was honestly who I thought of too. I mean, I wouldn’t keep him there once everyone gets healthy, but I’d be happy with him there while guys are hurt
He watches some games but only when cartoons aren’t on.
? what the fuck are you babbling about now?
H20 Im in the same boat. Sometimes I just think it feels right to use “whom”
H20 Not a whole lot I can/want to argue about when we’re 1-2. Maybe in a few weeks if we show some life
“better than thou” would be better there. like the spinoff of “holier than thou”
T. Romo, QB Coach 4 D.Prescott #InJayWeTrust Right? Patterson with 3 rushes for 102 yards and TD? Mind blowing.
I completely understand why Dez didn’t want to get the MRI. After last season and his thought that this would be worse news, I don’t blame him at all for what he did.
Fuck. I hope he’s not hurt
Mike Jones @MikeJonesWaPo 3m3 minutes ago
Didn’t see Josh Norman at today’s early part of practice.
Rut roh
How about desean? I know he’s been nursing a bad ankle.
https://twitter.com/JoshPaunil/status/781540290838532096
Should I give you the pizza place now Justin or wait till he hits 10 sacks
But that would mean he’s saying who is better than justin.
He knew all he was going to get at Redskins practice was bad news, so he avoided it and didn’t show up.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze He’s fine. Seems that they’ve got him on the “don’t push him in practice, let him ball on Sunday” plan
That’s what it sounded like to me too.
Wanted someone with saaauuuucccwes to confirm.
I knew you were gonna say this. Cox getting double digit sacks
choyboy0724 He prefers you use the word homosexual.
EaglesAreGoodSoSTFU148 I don’t think I would have made that bet………..maybe Graham……
looks like I may have. whatever. I’m giving it to you in paypall though I’m not ordering you a pizza
I didn’t think anyone would either. That’s why I made it with you
Whom should be used to refer to the object of a sentence. When in doubt, try this simple trick: If you can replace the word with ‘he’ or ‘she,’ use who. If you can replace it with ‘him’ or ‘her,’ use whom.Jul 27,
To help ease the “who/whom” issue below.
Yeah, let’s beat up Google and take their lunch money.
Part of me wonders if Crowder moves to outside WR in the future as a full starter. He’s damn good. Clearly overtaken Garcon as the #2 receiver on the team
https://twitter.com/49ershttps://twitter.com/49ers
Kelly on Ezekiel Elliot: “He’s the complete package. He has speed, he has power, he’s not Demarco Murray.” https://twitter.com/hashtag/DALvsSF?src=hash
and no cloister, I didn’t forget about alex mccalister
Why not just keep him in the slot? He’s super quick. Docston outside
Ugh heard that too much about Matthews…
That tweet needs to start circulating….. I wonder if tire/kempski could help us,
Weech there’s that damn gray area in the English language
Justin hates fake accounts and fake tweets.
rick rolls are funny. fake accounts are not
He’s currently waging Twitter war on whether Wentz is a dinker-dunker.
Still?
That was funny to see yesterday tho.
I commend him for his efforts. That other guy is trying so hard too.
H20 isn’t Tom Brady kind of a dinker dunker
In a lot of ways, yes…. which illustrates why this argument is so stupid frankly on both sides.
Something tells me they won’t sell.
Most Dallas fans wouldn’t know that information.
yeah, clearly, based off his production in 2014, 2013, 2012….
Yea he was, normally FO is good but I think that guy’s homer came out, heard he’s a Pitt fan.
This will make it all the sweeter when the child misses the playoffs for his third straight year since entering the league.
Gonna be a tough few weeks. After SF it’s Cinn and GB I believe.
you don’t have to label your edits -cloister
He’s not wrong…. he’s showing air yards per attempt and point out Wentz is near the bottom, which is accurate. He’s just trying to force that into his conclusion that Wentz is a dink-and-dunk quarterback, which either he doesn’t realize is not true, or he doesn’t realize is pejorative when it comes to describing QBs. Probably both.
No excuse for the people who aren’t hurt to play such horrible FootBall
Go Fuck a Tranny
TS has been conspicuously absent this week. He said he had a hand injury that made it painful to type. I think he just doesn’t want to hear “same shit different year” complaints that are starting to creep in.
Otsitheiceman
He’s on the injury report. Concussion protocol. He’s a big hitter and he probably hit someone too hard for his own good.
I think that’s the point he’s trying to make, that the Eagles are a screen heavy team and since virtually any QB can run screen passes because they are such a low degree of difficulty, Wentz shouldn’t be getting “credit” for them.
The problem is, anybody who sat through the Michael Vick era knows that screens certainly can be difficult to execute well, for some QBs… but really the bigger point is, so what? The Eagles have been running a short passing attack to tremendous success, and Wentz has made good decisions and put the ball in places where his receivers can pick up YAC, and all those things are good things and it is dumb to criticize him for it. AND when the Eagles have gone deep, he’s done it exceptionally well. So yes, they do run a short yardage passing attack but no, that is not an indication of any limitations on Wentz’s ability as a passer.
hell of a stretch for two rookies and no dez
What a deal the Cowboys got for him this year. Won’t be so good next year for sure. Thank God for the secondary. It’s gong to keep them in all their games this year.
http://www.bloggingtheboys.com/2016/9/28/13088210/is-cowboys-cornerback-morris-claiborne-for-real-2016-new-contract
T. Romo, QB Coach 4 D.Prescott rep138
Not really. Maybe he was convinced to hire him as OC but no way would he have ever let Gilbride go on his own.
McAdoo is a Reese guy.
And before that he played one of the characters on Reno 911.
I mean, technically he’s a Mike McCarthy guy, but he’s been watching and learning from TC the past two years as far as training camp and practice stuff goes.
Hey Justin. Gregory update. Apparently he has been clean for about 4 months and gained some weight and they may see him later this year on the field maybe
yeah saw that post earlier. good stuff. specially the weight gain.
<-Lance Armstrong's Siamese testicle twin He's been clean for 4 months but just recently failed a test and went to rehab?
JosephR2225
I don’t know what he goes buy. He did dump his Rueben Randle jersey avatar…
He’ll probably not be around much if the team starts to struggle. Looking at the schedule it might be a good time for him to go back to Venezuela for a while.
H2O, you were right about this guy. https://twitter.com/AroundTheNFL/status/781555148325740544
So many stories coming out of Washington about this guy.. “He’s fine” “he’s dealing with a foot injury”. “He’s dealing with an achillies injury” “he’s dealing with no injuries” “I just threw Jay Gruden threw the window when I heard about Doctsons latest devastating injury and broke my hand” -Scot
How messed up is this organization anyway? I mean, first the draft the guy, with their first round pick, then they claim they don’t need him this year, then he gets hurt, and they deny it, but race him out on the field, now they deny that he’s REALLY hurt (so maybe faking?) but they aren’t going to play him for….God only knows?
Smh
http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/17663394/concern-mounts-josh-doctson-washington-redskins
Otsitheiceman For a guy we don’t have to rely on as a #1 receiver, just great.
Please don’t make me post the redskins record for the last ten years.
No, for a guy we don’t rely on as a #1 receiver, he still sucks.
I can think of 4-12 reasons why you don’t want to do that.
I wonder if Chip would have taken him if he would have slipped to us at 20. So close.
Don’t try to think; it clearly hurts you as much as seeing the results hurt us.
That’s how shitrant works:1. his point2. your counterpoint 3. he gets flustered and changes the topic
Chances of the East having 3 2-2 teams is looking better by the minute.
Grow a set and stand up to your 13 year old before you try anything else today.
Lupo, Lupo, Lupo.
You wouldn’t want to see me when I’m angry.
The Dolphins have given up a lot of big plays to receivers this year *AJ is going off tonight
I’m more worried about Crowell and Johnson.
T. Romo, QB Coach 4 D.Prescott I fucking hate Scribol
T. Romo, QB Coach 4 D.Prescott The JPP of Slideshows
Just remember that they are the top of the food chain aside from us bipeds and remember that you would never stick your head in there to cuddle with them when looking at that photo.
Dongtavious Steelwang T. Romo, QB Coach 4 D.Prescott Right. I ain’t finding out what happened cause I am not clicking next. Tell us Justin.
same thing that kills everything these days.
Dez has the durability of a 40 year old to compensate for the fact that he has the mind of a 12 year old
you ever watch Walking with Cavemen narrated by Alec Baldwin? Excellence.
Lion, TIger and Bear grew up together in captivity; Lion came out of closet as gay; Close-minded Tiger and Bear could not accept him; Lion left captivity and moved to Miami.
#InJayWeTrust Jerry’s 40 year old mind disagrees with Romo’s 80 year old body.
First you post a link to click bait. Then you become click bait with the answers.
FUCK YOU JUSTIN
Thank you Joey. I now understand why Justin was uncomfortable telling his, I mean the Lion’s story.
Mytee The Lion was being lethargic, their bloodwork didn’t show anything. they didn’t exploratory abdominal surgery and found massive amounts of inoperable tumors
I’ll gladly admit I can’t judge QBs for shit when it comes to how they’ll translate at the next level.
you would so take a picture with Dawkins in the bathroom
H20 In fairness, not many people can, otherwise you’d have a nice paying front office job.
actually they call me the Mexicans Master around here
T. Romo, QB Coach 4 D.Prescott Then you can call be a Bathroom DB scout. I’d made sure I washed and dried my hands though.
you would risk missing the photo op over washing your hands? lies…..
Mytee Remember when Brett Favre was listed as OUT on the injury report and played anyway?
T. Romo, QB Coach 4 D.Prescott I’m not sullying Dawkins with pee pee hands.
Does anyone think Justin could stay clean for 3 months ?
H20 I’m great at it and knew Wentz would suck. – RCU
when they found them as cubs they were in such bad condition the bear had outgrew his harness, they had to surgically remove it from his flesh
What is the bigger failure for newly drafted QBs to succeed on the NFL level? Player’s lack of talent, team’s lack of talent, or lack of good coaching/patience?
Being drafted by Jeff Fisher kind of encompasses all of those things….
Mytee I don’t think they are allowed to but they did it anyway.
I just looked at the Redskins remaining schedule after the Browns. Yikes!
Has to be coaching. Qbs can succeed without players around him, but if he’s not being properly developed there’s really no hope
I think we all have a tough schedule. AFC and NFC North are both tough divisions.
Weech That and the Redskins are dealing with a 1st place rotation.
I think it has to depend how were defining “newly drafted quarterbacks”. That weighs Andrew Luck and Chandler Harnish equally…
EaglesAreGoodSoSTFU148 It’s one of those things I wonder about – given enough time there are probably guys drafted in the later rounds (more often than not) that could succeed over busts drafted higher – they just might not ever get the chance or ever see the playing time.
Do cakewalks still happen? Last one I remember was in 4th grade.
#1 overall pick from 2015 is playing the last QB taken in 2015 this week
H20 We looked at it last week and can’t find a game they will be favored after this one.
JosephR2225 The challenges for highly touted prospects and the lower tier guys is always different, so I guess I could’ve worded that better.
no but that’s a dick move. unless he’s beaster, I wouldn’t do that
H20 I don’t think it’s really bad until Cinnci in London, then the schedule is one big fuck you.
that’s only true to a point.. cream eventually rises and someone would take notice in practice or preseason IMO
Please? The 1-2 Panthers? Oh, the 1-2 Cardinals? Extra bye weeks for the Skins.
Lupo While also true – that leads me back to the coaching bit – sometimes guys just don’t get it until they’re linked up with the right coach who knows how to push them in the right direction.
lol the closest thing to cakewalks in schools are the vending machines
Maybe the Bears if Cutler isn’t back for the game.
The hardest 4 remaining games in the NFC East are all against the Washington Redskins.
now that i agree with… coaching and situations can have an effect
Lupo It just makes me kinda wonder how many late bloomers are out there if they still got some time to work with better coaching or a better staff, or just had more time.
I think you look no further than Trevor Semen for your answer
these days though i feel like someone would notice.. go play in the Arena league.. or Canada… or make a Youtube video like Kickalicious
The OL deserves a lot of credit for their performance on Sunday
http://www.phillyvoice.com/eagles-offensive-line-was-outstanding-pass-protection/
WHERE THE FUCK IS BEASTER?? DUDE NEEDS TO MAKE HIS WEEK 4 KO POOL PICK.
Lupo True – but there’s also still those old school prejudices like you’d see in baseball, where a guy without size (Russell Wilson) is totally overlooked until the 3rd round. In hindsight he’d be 1st or 2nd overall.
I think it’s talent. I think the highly touted guys are often just not as good as we think they are when they are drafted.
Don’t know about y’all,
But I’m picking the skins in my survivor week this Sunday…
Lupo Oh for sure – I just think his football career could’ve been better – he has been $$$ed.
TIGRE1629 Hey Bud. Give me Cincy please.
Oh, Fives…. did nobody explain to you how Survivor Pools work?
Lupo looks like an old cell phone camera picture of a screenshot of Dez
3 Bengals, 3 Cardinals, 1 Lions… I know. WTF is up with that???
Mytee loves than an article like this is written and for once it’s not about the Redskins.
Weech Justin Blackmon has a point, but he forgot it.
It is a short 30 second video. I can see how it’s too long for the attention spans in here.
It wasn’t written. sigh… Did you know that Dez was missing meetings this week?
TIGRE1629 Lions and Cardinals and Bengals… OH MY
Hmm…. Anything else new on the Twitter feed on the side of the page?
No Alyssa they are not yours. We do not own people in the 21st century. Fucking greenbloods.
https://twitter.com/RoobCSNhttps://twitter.com/RoobCSN
The starting QBs the Eagles have faced – RG3, Cutler & Ben – are combined 16-for-41 for 193 yards, 0 TDs, 2 INTs in 2H, a 33.9 passer ratinghttps://twitter.com/RoobCSN/status/781553871227326464 · https://twitter.com/search?q=place%3Add9c503d6c35364b
Antonio Gates (hamstring) remained sidelined Thursday.Gates seems likely to sit for the second straight week. His absence puts Hunter Henry on the TE1 radar against the Saints’ atrocious defense.
Crisis averted
Master Tesfatsion @MasterTes 1m1 minute ago
Josh Norman was not at practice because of an illness. Jay Gruden said he’s not concerned about his status Sunday. #Redskins
Gruden is doing his presser. InJay and I will make sure you are all informed promptly as to EVERYTHING coach speaks on.
Fiversons No Spin Zone https://twitter.com/Todd_Dybas/status/781566493381328900
Fiversons No Spin Zone You trollin’ me with that name mispell? That’s a ban.
Fiversons No Spin Zone But yeah, it’s true. Amazing what people can and will say with anonymity. Still amazing what they will say and do without it.
H20 Yeah, his dominance will only be for 15 seasons and not 16.
H20 Don’t worry, I’ll be taking care of that Troll Fivers on Monday if things go bad
Well it was really Kyle Shanahan and the addition of DeSean and emergence of Reed that caused his numbers to plummet.
I’m with Alyssa, I’m still kinda in disbelief Wentz is what he is too.
His numbers went down as our corps improved and he aged. Not surprising.
Check this out…https://twitter.com/EagledelphiaPA/status/781565230820175872
H20 No seriously though, if he actually is the first Eagles QB to break 4,000 yards in a season I’m fuckin’ ecstatic.
And he still hasn’t played any divisional games, so it only gets easier from here.
Ode to the days of wondering how the Redskins got so lucky with RGIII.
I think Kirk was the first to do it for us. We’re behind the times!
splooz It’s kinda remarkable for us at least – you would think McNabb would’ve gotten one. He’s gotten very close but he’s never broken 4k. But that was also during an era where Schaub had the 7th best passing yardage in a season of all time.
splooz “We’re going to move Josh on their #1 and we’ll do less fades in the end zone. THERE! IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT? ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?”
He had 3,916 in 2008. Now if he hadn’t been pulled for that second half against the Ravens…..
splooz Thanks for casting me as Tom Cruise. He’s about my height.
when he is not breaking news, RapSheet’s Twitter account is soo lame.. he adds unnecessary and dumb commentary to other guys Tweets instead of just retweeting them… plus he’s a Mets fan ….man he annoys me..
he doesn’t want to see anyone get credit in his timeline but him.. can’t stand it
Lupo lol, it’s so true. “Interesting”, “well then”, like, stfu
Lupo give me rapsheet over LaConfora any day
Lupo https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/781571422560915457
Literally 5 mins ago https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/781571064295981056
Ears turned around and yelled at the office “can we put on the ticker that bald guy just reported guy cut his hair”
lol it was pretty funny
the worst is when he tweets someone else’s news and writes “this is true” no way? well since you said it Ian
H20 5ptsFeatured
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I’m with Alyssa, I’m still kinda in disbelief Wentz is what he is too.
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imagine how we feel
who are the 10 active players with 500 receptions?
Nothing could be worse than Mike Freeman’s “I am incredulous at normal occurrences!!!!” tweet responses. His twitter is always like “WOW!!!! [Link to tweet about guy who rode his bicycle to the office 2 weeks in a row]”
Seeing how great Wentz and our defense is playing has us forgetting about Wendall Smallwood and that kid looks like he is the real deal. Extrapolating to give Wendall Smallwood the same amount of carries as Zeke Elliot.. 71 carries, 341 yards 3.5 TD’s.
Wentzadelphia lol that’s some beenthere shit
Fitz, Gates, Brown, Marshall, Andre, AJ, WItten, Julio, V-Jax…….I’m just guessing
I’m sure he has a tweet quota as an insider
Right behind Garcon for active receptions?
Matt Forte, with 496.
7 out of 9….not bad
I missed Steve Smith & Boldin. Wrong on AJ & Julio
I can’t believe Witten is up there with Fitz
Frenchie! Julio hasn’t been in the league long enough.
Hey Cloister you should have thought of to go with pooping in your hand. https://twitter.com/TheDoctors/status/781569723339341824
Frenchie! Dongtavious Steelwang missed a season too
https://twitter.com/Redskins/status/781574860795473924
IR this poor kid before you derail his career
T. Romo, QB Coach 4 D.Prescott Yea, do whatever it takes to get him healthy. We don’t need him right now. Put him on ice for a few weeks and play it safe
T. Romo, QB Coach 4 D.Prescott The good news is Jay indicated from all the test that it won’t be a long term issue. Just an annoyance right now
lol Ears cracks me up
“i understand Dez Bryant, I let my mail pile up for a few days, don’t want to see those bills sometimes”
It’s been annoying him since before training camp.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze Yea. Like I said, it’s an issue right now. But it won’t threaten his career or anything like that
Agreed I’m just saying, kid probably needs to be shutdown for a bit. Also, im obviously a doctor.
Yes. Expecting greenbloods to acknowledge history is asking too much
We haven’t created any religions around rg3, we also aren’t running any gimmick offense for Wentz.
with someone that has twitter please tell deion to shut the fuck up
no I have different words for juniors bitch ass
http://www.bleedinggreennation.com/2016/9/29/13073088/eagles-film-room-just-call-him-clinical-carson-wentz
Don’t care if Canadian, it deserves a repost.
Peyton, Favre, Luck, and Jim Kelly all rolled into one
Justin – Why does it matter if the Skins IR Dox or just let him rest a few weeks and test it again? What’s the difference?
Oh Boy!!!! https://twitter.com/ScottFox29/status/781579409526579200
Don’t you get it? He was signed by the Browns from the Redskins now he’s going to play against the Redskins for the Browns and block the guy they signed that took his roster spot and he would have been back on the roster if he was still playing for the Redskins. He’s his own grandpa!!
He’s a cheater, sexual harasser, mongoloid, and cancer patient? Poor kid!
JosephR2225 Yeah but his baby mamma/grandmother was super bangin when he nailed her
Justin, I also think they should just IR Doctson. Let the kids heal for next season.
That would be the best thing to do for the kid. It’s not like the Skins are going to win many games this season with or without him.
Now this is funny. https://twitter.com/ChipReid2014/status/781577783923269632
I simply don’t think he’ll be helathy in a few weeks. Achilles are nasty, compensation injuries pile up.
Why don’t you think a strained Achilles can heal? I mean doctors and trainers believe it can be ok.
Sure it can heal, does seem to have tho since its been a problem he’s had during the offseason.
Achilles just scare me man. you could be right
They tear out of the blue though. I don’t think the trainers and doctors would be ignoring increased risk if there was some.
He has the time. It’s Jay and Scots fault if he gets worse. https://twitter.com/BurgundyBlog/status/781582059634565120
splooz refuses to believe anybody or anything except his favorite teams medical staff,but reserves the right to disagree with the medical staffs of other teams when it concerns players not on his team
Losing to the eventual WS champ Mets is gonna be tough this year.
Sir Squatch that’s the first time ive ever looked at DEz twitter account. he’s pretty active with his fans
He didn’t show up for an MRI because he thought it was worse than it is. The media is blowing it out of per portion as usual. That’s what they do with the Cowboys.
lol splooz, cmon man, even doctors think its going to linger
That’s a fucking ugly tat.
I’m not even against the Cubs or anything.
I feel bad for the kid. Most teams would let him heal.
T. Romo, QB Coach 4 D.Prescott are you calling me a topper?
This is too confusing for something I don’t care about…
lol cmon splooz. Where does pain come from? something that isn’t injured?
Fiversons No Spin Zone Yep. Are you going to be here tomorrow?
In the morning for a bit… I have to drive to DC tmrw afternoon…
Fiversons No Spin Zone lol it is not confusing
I’m not a doctor Justin. I do not know. I am glad you all appear to be so worked up by his trying to work through this though. That’s a win.
Lets check the line for the game in the morning. I might change our bet to you only laying 7.5 instead of 8 if the lines keep moving that way.
He does have actual doctors actually examining him whose job it is to say whether playing with his condition puts him at risk for greater injury versus just being painful. These are not necessarily the same thing.
this is too confusing for something I don’t care about
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2650522-josh-doctson-injury-updates-on-redskins-wrs-achilles-and-return
This is the third time josh has had this issue flare up since he was drafted. Something isn’t right.
I really don’t either… Makes no difference if it can’t get worse…
The problem is it can get worse. I don’t know why the Skins brass wants to risk it.
I dunno Joe. There are internet doctors that have differing opinions we should probably trust more.
splooz right, we are making too big a deal out of this.
I’m not a doctor but I did stay at a Holiday Inn last night.
I’m just going to leave this here for everyone. https://twitter.com/bburkeESPN/status/781500265769951232
if they needed him, it would be different imo
They do need him or they would be ranked below the Bears and Browns in the chart above.
why are there teams ranked below other teams, but have higher numbers?
Wentzadelphia No one is addressing the elephant in the room. Where’s the Eagles on this list? I am obviously missing something here.
Eagles and packers aren’t playing this week.
Monz Venus Wentzadelphia It’s for teams playing week 4.
T. Romo, QB Coach 4 D.Prescott Monz Venus Wentzadelphia Don’t you LOL me, mister!
T. Romo, QB Coach 4 D.Prescott Yes, 100%. Do you understand how this works? You are
T. Romo, QB Coach 4 D.Prescott at a girl
that doesn’t make it any less retarded of a list
I don’t like Jumbled explanations like that. no. not one bit.
really not even jumbled. just dumb and lazy.
Or maybe you are retarded and don’t understand predictions done on stats?
I’m having a hard time reading this. Beaster, can I borrow your sunglasses? You know, the ones from the Lil J collection?
T. Romo, QB Coach 4 D.Prescott Nice of you to be honest and admit it but being dumb and lazy is no way to go though life. Take a few minutes and learn something .
The ones that don’t fit his face???? BWAAAAAAHAAAAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAAA
T. Romo, QB Coach 4 D.Prescott Go to the site and learn young man. Or better yet don’t keep looking like a dope. You wear it well.
Cool Pic. https://twitter.com/Phillyeagles6/status/781131684813107201
Just want to let you know I’ve been trying to be nice to you and even help you learn a little about football and how stats work yet you are making it very difficult.
I was LOL’ing the eagles not being on the list. but judging by your comment above you got butthurt and thought I was laughing at you
T. Romo, QB Coach 4 D.Prescott I’m not butthurt at all. I do however find it odd that you don’t understand something most 8 year olds do.
Wentzadelphia http://www.espn.com/blog/statsinfo/post/_/id/124466/espns-football-power-index-for-sept-28
what stats?
T. Romo, QB Coach 4 D.Prescott Wentzadelphia The chart is done off stats and probabilities. I don’t have them in front of me so I can’t walk you through it step by step.
I’ll stick with wins and losses and not knowing who the fuck will make the playoffs because its week 4.
like a normal NFL fan.
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Today’s comic is pretty good….includes Romo and RG3 cameos
For those of you wondering where RCU is today, I think this will help you out. I just found it on another site. [img]http://i.imgur.com/LKZsx3z.png[/img]
That a boy. I suggest you stick with checkers as well.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
So when Trump becomes president, how will your life change?
The badboy Bob I’ll be moving in with Frenchie if Trump should become President.
The badboy Bob I will have to find a new lawn guy.
I’ll be eating a lot more fish and chips living in London
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The NFL has made Randy Gregory’s 14 game suspension official. The initial 4 plus an additional 10 games. Potential return Dec 19th
don’t worry about it Obama will declare martial law and take a third term before that ever happens. relax.
usually when they drop your appeal, its already official
T. Romo, QB Coach 4 D.Prescott They have Canadian Fax machines to process suspensions
T. Romo, QB Coach 4 D.Prescott no doubt, he is the fucking devil
I find it hard to believe you are not a republican
T. Romo, QB Coach 4 D.Prescott He has 6 months to live?
[img]http://i.imgur.com/4RsKw0U.jpg[/img]
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze Bobby Boucher’s mom likes this
DallasCowboysSux He has a Jesus Fish tattoo? God help us all.
Packing up some of my ‘man cave’ stuff to get the house ready to go on the market, I found my slide rule from College.
Bill_In_FL Wentzadelphia It’s sad we have to either vote for the cunt or the idiot.
penguinfarmer DallasCowboysSux Dongtavious Steelwang The only hoochie Wentz is in love with…
is Jesus Christ.
penguinfarmer RG3 blessed him and said “Go win the bEast”.
T. Romo, QB Coach 4 D.Prescott answers that could’ve been found using Google
Things no man cave is complete without…. A slide rule.
was also trying to start a conversation……..nevermind
T. Romo, QB Coach 4 D.Prescott THAT’S WHAT YOU GET FOR TALKING ON A BLOG!
Who is this Wentz person you guys keep talking about
Don’t know… Rumor is he is in violation of NC House Bill 2…
Fiversons No Spin Zone Be nice Mr. Fivers
DallasCowboysSux JosephR2225 As he should
DallasCowboysSux penguinfarmer I fear for his second year then.
“Shit… They wouldn’t have been better than 1-2 with me.”
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For those who don’t feel like reading the article.
Sam has Ben’s number. But he never calls. Cause he doesn’t like raping.
Dez not look so bad………..on to Randy Gregory
Wentzadelphia Now you’re just being mean. The worst Trade agreement in history was trading Manhattan for a basket full of beads
must feel good to get cut by Jeff Fisher, and signed to start for Bill Belichek. talk about luck.
T. Romo, QB Coach 4 D.Prescott
Bush 41 – but that was mainly because he decided it wasn’t worth it. He stopped ‘running’ about halfway through.
Eli Manning’s response on whether the Vikings have his number
http://i.imgur.com/xEUnFVw.jpg
HailBandG My favorite was when the Giants had just drafted Nassib. When interviewed, Nassib commented on how he was a durable quarterback. When the message was relayed to Eli, he had a puzzled look on his face. “He said I was adorable?”
I imagine that the brothers’ favorite game at family gatherings is to punch Eli in the throat.
“Hey Peyton, how many rings you got?”
“Cooper, how about – oops.”
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze
I also have a still shrink wrapped ‘Mosaic in a box’ (for those of you born after 1979, that’s Netscape .9 (with free Spry mail). I used it as my ‘geek test’. Take it and hand it to someone, if they get all excited — Geek, if not, faux Geek.
Sir Squatch Don’t tell me this is another Randy Gregory situation and he got suspended again
Sir Squatch wtf. lol he hasn’t BEEN in rehab?
Selfish Fantasy Analysis: Wasted draft pick, T. Pryor’s Stock just went on the up and up
To those of you hoping you struck gold, back to the waiver wire.
Sir Squatch I can respect this. It’s a better step than his PlayersTribune piece without any accountability.
T. Romo, QB Coach 4 D.Prescott HailBandG Could be. He is known for that. He is also a terrible rambler in interviews. It is awkward.
JosephR2225 that was me but it’s ok, I’m fucked in the league I have him in anyways
In reality, it’s good that he wants to get his shit in order. If being away from football is what it takes, so be it.
But THE FANTASY IMPLICATIONS DOE
He couldn’t have said this in August? He was set to return net week. a whole rucking roster spot taken. I hate you Jash. I hate you.
the guy has been suspsended for fucking ever. How he isn’t clean and rehabilitated already is fucking insane to me
https://twitter.com/PriscoCBS/status/781608480641732608
Randy Gregory went first you fucking idiot
Weech Although in fairness, he’s given you like 3 years to show you he’s not good for a draft pick much less a roster spot.
T. Romo, QB Coach 4 D.Prescott
back then the Republican party was an actual party, it was also known as the ‘Reform’ party. It did good things, fought racism, discrimination (forgotten knowledge is that the Democrats were the ‘party of Obstruction’ back then, they were Racist & the Champions of segregation. Not sure how all that changed over the years. Interesting historical study I suppose
T. Romo, QB Coach 4 D.Prescott lmfao. Prisco is dumb as it gets
#InJayWeTrust T. Romo, QB Coach 4 D.Prescott #InJay needs to get help. Clearly the wise move. Randy Gregory needs to follow.
Dongtavious Steelwang True. But weech is also a little more racist these days.
Sir Squatch
Holy Shit, that didn’t take long. Too bad nobody traded for him like was being discussed in the off season.
#InJayWeTrust T. Romo, QB Coach 4 D.Prescott then he tries to cover his ass by saying “he needs more”
My big money league with shitty ass wide outs. Maclin and Moncrief are the best I have. Thought just one more week and I can unleash Gordon. Fucking aelfish prick thinking of himself over the millions of fantasy owners.
Man, I went all in with ZeroRB in my main league. Now I’m out Dez and Gordon. FML.
Maybe his point is that Gregory should step away too until he’s not tempted by the nefarious weed.
McAdoo looking at offensive players that can help out on defense. Hope he can find a Troy Brown in there.
passing on wentz. signing RG3, drafting a tiny WR to go with more tiny WR’s, the list goes on
rep138 Mara needs to overturn that Nikita Whitlock suspension.
he should focus on finding offensive players that can help out the offense, first
Its non ppr. The kicker is I got Zeke, Freeman and Ware/Charles. By the grace of the football gods Im 3-0. Wont last Im afraid.
Put ODB at CB. Hope that the Vikings don’t line up their secret weapon at WR. De’kick’n Nyet
Our safeties have been bad enough thus far to make me pine for the days of Reed Doughty. And he was deaf.
Weech I wonder if they should do a ‘if Dez plays’, ‘if Dez doesn’t play’ option?
Personally, I don’t’ think he plays, will be interesting to see how Dak does w Butler instead of Dez, Butler is faster, but doesn’t instill nearly the fear that Dez does in a defense. No double coverage & bussing a LB underneath for Brice I’m thinking. Then again, they may have to play a little further off the LOS because of Brice’s speed than they would with Dez.
Games within games.
Who was the clown that drafted Josh Gordon in the 5th round of our fantasy draft? LMAO
T. Romo, QB Coach 4 D.Prescott Wentz would’ve failed in Brownsville. Or at least, not be doing nearly as wel las he’s doing now.
I think he’ll rely a lot on Witten and Beasley. Butler will be the taller, possession receiver threat. TWill fills the “how do i disappoint this week” role.
Lupo Yes
Thomas in a high volume passing offense
Langford and Mocrief are available for me. Might go for Langford.
Lupo Thomas is a big target in a high volume passing offense and Brown seems to have dropped off / is competing majorly with Floyd for targets.
Same for me. But fantasy is all anout oppirtunities. Tough to decide between either. I would go Thomas since the Saints will aleays have to score 50.
Mytee Yeah. Thing with the Saints is they’ve always had multiple fantasy relevant receivers – like Lance Moore, Colston, Stills etc.
Mytee Oddly enough – consensus rankings have them neck and neck this week – with Thomas having the edge.
That’s alright Weech, just ask him how long it takes Achilles to heal.
honestly, he hasn’t really used dez like he can. he’s pretty much been treating him like a normal WR since Preseason back shoulders
Bill_In_FL Weech It’ll help if they have someone to reliably take the top off of a defense in lieu of having a possession beast like Dez.
Bill_In_FL Dongtavious Steelwang Weech Can he catch?
Bill_In_FL Dongtavious Steelwang Weech Easy nuff
Weech Yeah investing in one RB across multiple leagues was bad juju again. Last year it was Charles, this year it was AP. Fuck fantasy.
Better Thursday Night Football food choice:
Brothers BBQ TM; or
Sushi Fever?
T. Romo, QB Coach 4 D.Prescott 6′ 3″ and runs a 4.37? Fucker is fast.
maybe its his stride, but I just don’t see that kind of speed on the field in him
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze does he have ice on his nutsack?
Speaking of fast guys, whatever happened to AJ Jenkins? He was with the Cowboys briefly.
I assume like him and who the Chiefs drafted – never panned out.
Actually he’s improved this year. It’s only been 3 games. Odd timing to bring this up tho weech, scurred about your game this week?
Sushi is the lighter option, BBQ if you’re just wanting to eat and sleep well.
don’t think I’ve ever eaten sushi at home. the best part about having sushi is drinking Sake at the restaurant
I love sushi. Never ever thought of pairing it with football.
Between you and me, sushi was never an option. This was just a test to see who I can trust around here.
You failed.
penguinfarmer …you’re a penguin, the fuck is wrong witchu
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze Nah, just another USC receiver in Butler the Cowboys have to pin their hopes n’ dreams on
Dongtavious Steelwang penguinfarmer Once you begin sampling sashimi off the body of a naked Japanese woman, last thing you want to be thinking about are nose tackles.
Baxter you know I don’t speak Spanish!
Unbelievable…I’m beginning to think good CB play is much more tied to the system than I previously thought
H20 it is for some guys. Norman has made a pretty good transition here, though it’s a similar system
Sir Squatch Well I doubt it is 100% the same, but yes it’s very similar
some guys are good enough to succeed in any system probably, but I think the majority excel only when used to their strengths…why Maxwell flamed out under Billy Davis
Lol, nah even he has to be put in a good scheme. He’s really aggressive and can still be beat deep by good double moves
H20 also, that Seahawks D he was on was just historically talented in all facets. Might be a top 5 defense ever
#InJayWeTrust H20 Good safety help and a good system will do wonders for a CB.
Monz Venus Just the game. I have a dislike for the Dolphins for some reason, so I look forward to Cincy smoking them
#InJayWeTrust Monz Venus The Dolphins deserve ridicule. To let the Browns take them to OT is absurd. I hope Cincy buries them.
Monz Venus And Tannehill just annoys me for some reason. Something about his attitude
They should have lost that game but for 3 missed FGs including one as time expired.
I have aj green in a league. So I’m rooting for cincy.
To recap the last few hours, we found out officially Josh Gordon will have as many sacks as Gregory this year.
H20 Hey, stick with the trolling of non-redskins, Cloister.
How in the hell do you watch TV on twitter?
Thanks. I found it. Crazy thing is it wasn’t showing up on my guide.
I think it’s exclusively on NFL network this week. No streaming on Twitter
https://twitter.com/MattBowen41/status/781590574151368704
I get that Elliot hurdle the safety but he got crushed by the LB
EaglesAreGoodSoSTFU148 That’s a rookie thing. He’ll learn quickly not to take those kinds of hits unless it’s the end zone.
Fun Fact: The Cheifs haven’t won a game with a QB they’ve drafted in 29 years.
I said when he did it, hurdling players in the NFL is how you get a jacked knee by the guy waiting to crush you
EaglesAreGoodSoSTFU148 Nah, RG3 was doing a really awkward slide and his leg kinda flailed up.
EaglesAreGoodSoSTFU148 No. RG3 dove forward, turning his back to the ground. His legs went flying up right as Ngata hit the pile, whipping his leg at the knee.
That wasn’t a hurdle, just an awkward tumble/slide/lay down thing.
Also not trolling but how many picks did you guys use on him again?
That’s a lie. I am trolling.
JosephR2225 The same as the number of rings the Skins have!
Wow those Miami unis are ugly. Color Rush is such a fail. Just let Nike create a 3 rd alternate uni.
Aaron Murray
Ricky Stanzi
Brodie Croyle
James Kilian
Pat Barnes
Steve Stenstrom
Steve Matthews
Matt Blundin
Mike Elkins
Danny McManus
Doug Hudson
The orange reminds me of the bucs old colors.
In fantasy football, faaaaaacking Jash Gordon you cunt
In reality, good for you Josh. Now Howie, trade the Browns some pylons and footballs for him. Or Kelce
Looked like the defender grabbed his arm will he was running and it twisted hill around. So could be both.
I need to talk more shit about my ff players.
I’m fine with this. As it will cause a big passing game.
Feed the Jarvis, feed the Green.
3rd and 6 run lol. Why go away from the 4 wides after opening drive?
Bleacher Report grades Preston Smith as the 5th best OLB in the league after week 3, even though he didn’t have a sack
#InJayWeTrust He’s having a good year even if he doesn’t have the sacks
If Doctson(stays healthy) and develops into anything near AJ Green, my pants will be wet
Doctson is Skin and hasn’t cropped the bed yet. You’re already wet
If Agholor(stays healthy) and develops into anything near AJ Green, my pants will be wet
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze I don’t get it. Agholor wasn’t compared to AJ Green coming out of college. Not saying he won’t be good, but they’re very different players
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze
He’ll need to grow a couple of inches first for starters/
http://www.nfl.com/draft/2016/profiles/josh-doctson?id=2555343
I see Jordan Matthews and….. Lol Terrance Williams. Who compared him to AJ Green?
Just saying think every team would love to develop someone into aj green, including cincy.
http://www.mockdraftable.com/player/5972/
He doesn’t show up here so it’s definitely not a size thing.
What are the chances Matt Moore starts the second half; did you see the look on gase’s face after that last pass was batted?
Here’s ESPN http://www.espn.com/blog/washington-redskins/post/_/id/24765/washington-redskins-pick-josh-doctson-in-first-round
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze You’re comparing their draft combine measurements, not their style of play.
Jay is calling him green Injay….. Do you think he might have a reason to do so?
Doug has compared Wentz to several qbs… Doesn’t make him Peyton.
Otsitheiceman Gase has been benching quite a few players you wouldn’t expect lately. I doubt Tannehill gets benched tonight, but I could see it this season
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze
I think AJ Green is 6′ 4″, that’s quite a bit taller than Agholor. Doctson is 2″ shorter but had a tremendous vertical jump at the combine. I think just physically he’s much closer to an AJ Green type target than Agholor.
Doctson was a nice prospect coming out InJay, nothing near AJ status. The WR was pretty weak last draft.
Agreed… I would compare him cloister to megatron and rice…
So far it’s been pretty disappointing, but I think a few guys will work out.
Sure, I’m not knocking those receivers, but AJ was special coming out, like Julio special but different.
I agree, which is why I mocked the comparison.
Fiversons No Spin Zone Good point Cloister. My hard-hitting film analysis tells me he’s more Randy Moss with a better head on his shoulders
H20 I agree AJ was much more touted coming out, no question at all. Just noting that there were some comparisons, and some people think Doctson has star capability
You can have that as long as Wentz really is Peyton pre-snap and Rodgers post-snap. Deal?
H20 I accept your offer contingent on Dallas continuing to sux.
There was one comparison…. By the head coach.
C’mon Injay.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze Don’t kill my homer, Francis.
I cant wait for Jarvis Landry to get a real QB throwing him the ball. He’s wasting away with Tannehill there.
honeybadger23 If you take away the stills TD, they had 3 pass yards
I wish ajayi didn’t have a degenerative knee.
Fives I can make you not like all of my posts. Why make an announcement about it?
That their D is good. Just struggling
Now that they got their resident psycho back in Vontaze, they look like a completely different D. Like last seasons unit
I sure didn’t want the a bengals losing this game. Going to Dallas next week 1-3. Much better this way at least.
Yeah. Cuz cincy coming to Dallas 2-2 with rejuvenated D is a much better scenario
Marvin Lewis, who I’m sure is a fine human being, is just a terrible coach.
With Joe Philbin now selling shoes or whatever, he is the worst coach in the league.. With apologies to Jay of course.
Frenchie! You got clowned by fucking Ubaldo. That’s awful
I’m glad I didn’t go to any of the games during this series. I wouldn’t have been welcomed back
Otsitheiceman He’s actually done surprisingly good with what he’s got. Doesn’t get much help from the front office.
I know the bengals d line is good, but it looks like nobody is even blocking them at times…
Fiversons No Spin Zone That Dolphins OL isn’t known for being good lately. And Geno Atkins is a beast.
You said Jay’s suck. And you’re right
Jay Gruden sucks
Jay Cutler sucks
Jay Mohr sucks
I can’t think of any other Jay’s, but I’m sure they suck too
Fiversons No Spin Zone Getting his Free Hernandez shirt cleaned I reckon.
Frenchie! From last year: https://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/3ptrbb/kam_chancellor_and_reshad_jones_were_drafted_the/
Lol I was going to say the same thing. But was too busy giggling
Frenchie! Jarvis Landry seems like a poor choice to start this week.
Frenchie! I mean he’s normally very good. But Scramahill is garbage.
I feel bad for Landry.
We should trade Kelce for him.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze I reluctantly accept and will pack Kelce’s bags for him.
Cincy has easily the best Color Rush uniforms I’ve seen so far
In the land of the blind, the man with one eye is the only sucker who has to watch games with these hideous uniforms.
Tannehill is awful. How the fuck did he get that extension.
honeybadger23 He’s not even the worst part. That’s the fact that Mike Tannenbaum runs their franchise
Dont a bunch of celebrities own minority stakes in it too?
Absolutely. In a heartbeat. Who wouldn’t want to try and duplicate all the postseason success those two have combined for?
Fiversons No Spin Zone Fivers, they’ve been doing it like three years now…
Knock off the questions and just buy more jerseys already, will ya?
Take it easy on him.
They just got Miami Vice in NC.
I’ll believe that when Adam tweets the chart.
I am a doctor after all…
Why does it seem like there is a dearth of quality QBs in the league? So many of these starters have no business being labeled “franchise QBs”
It’s always this way… Not every me can start Kirk cousins…
I don’t know if 57 wouldn’t have picked that ball off if the first guy didn’t.
He probably shouldn’t have thrown it but at least he also fucked up the throw he shouldn’t have made.
How the fuck does Jarvis Landry only have 1 catch and how the fuck has Tanny completed like 2 passes this half
Miami is a way better FootBall team then the Giants
Good Morning Fans of the soon to be last place American FootBall Giants
getting a W on a THU night game for a Survivor pool is a nice feeling… you can just sit and chill for the Sunday games
Getting a fantasy performance like AJ Green’s last night is also a good feeling heading into the weekend; though I had Matt Forte drop over 30 two weeks ago and I think I finished that week with like 50 points from the rest of my roster combined.
love that… Landry only got me 13 which isn’t terrible… hate when you get a fantasy dud on a Thursday night.. hate the Thursday night games in general… IMO the only way to do it right would be to have every team who plays on a Thursday be coming off a buy, but that isn’t possible when you have those games every week and each team has to play one
http://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2016/09/can-you-trademark-an-offensive-name-or-not-us-supreme-court-to-decide/
US law bars trademarks if the name is immoral, deceptive, scandalous, or disparaging.
http://arstechnica.com/author/david-kravets/ – 9/29/2016, 6:05 PMhttp://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2016/09/can-you-trademark-an-offensive-name-or-not-us-supreme-court-to-decide/?comments=1
let’s say the Court says you can’t TM the name… they still have to change it before you win, right?
Lupo Yeah. It’s still unlikely it will be changed, but I believe other owners and the NFL would put pressure on the team since it would be a loss of revenue for everyone.
Should be noted that the particular case heading to the Supreme Court is about an Asian-American band called “The Slants”. The Court would need to decide in that case whether the USPTO can deny trademarks based on them being offensive, then you would probably have to litigate a second question as to whether “Redskins” falls into the definition the Court creates.
JosephR2225 But the Redskins were denied under the same clause by the Patent Office
I vaguely remember that, but that decision by the PTO would be subject to litigation if the Redskins didn’t want to accept it. I honestly don’t remember how that played out after that denial came down.
if they lose the TM on Redskins, any vendor could make apparel without paying them or the league a dime.. I believe.. i’m no lawyer
So it looks like this case and “The Slants” case were making their way through the system in parallel. There are two questions you would need to answer here: 1.) Can the USPTO deny a trademark based on it being offensive or disparaging? and 2.) Is a specific proposed trademark in question offensive or disparaging?
I don’t know if both of those questions have been litigated, but it looks like most of the literature has only addressed the first question. Without delving deeper, which I don’t feel like doing, I don’t know whether the question of whether “Redskins” is offensive has been answered by the courts yet or not.
Maxwell didn’t play a single snap last night.. and his replacement got torched by AJ all game…. gotta be more to the story
Lol. You know what I noticed ,I am sure Squatch can relate here. With exception of a few uniforms,the new color rush colors remind me of the shades of poop my two kids went through when they were infants. Lol
<-Lance Armstrong's Siamese testicle twin And the games are similar quality
There aren’t really key matchups. The Browns are awful. As long as the Redskins don’t fuck up, they’ll be fine.
Frankly they could even probably get away with fucking up, just don’t fuck up TOO badly.
after watching the Miami/Browns game last week(I had miami in survivor pool), I don’t know how bad you’d have to be to lose to them at home.. Miami did everything they could to give that game away
Lupo Likely will be in, was limited in practice yesterday
Wednesday they said he was limited in practice and likely to play; yesterday he said he has “no timetable for return”, so who knows? At this point if he does play, he’ll probably be a shell of himself anyway.
I know I’m not supposed to believe anything Eskin says, but man I hope he is right when he says this
The Browns are a legit NFL football team and bring many challenges to the Washington Redskins this week. Since RGIII has gone down, the Browns are literally 1 googul times improved and were robbed last week in Miami, a game they clearly should have won. If the Skins are some how able to pull out a victory, the football world will be put on notice that the Skins are here to stay.
Redskins CB Josh Norman is not expected to shadow Terrelle Pryor on Sunday.Pryor is coming off a monster game, but has five inches on the 6-foot-0 Norman. He’s also used all over the alignment. “We’re still working on our game plan now and (Pryor’s) all over the place,” coach Jay Gruden said. “Team defense is gonna have to take him away, somebody different every time possibly.” Gruden lays out the situation pretty accurately. Pryor is an upside WR2.
Lupo Alas, the Browns are able to be even more explosive on offense with Pryor in the Wildcat and running read option and Cody Kessler displaying an uncanny ability to convert third downs from the pocket.
If only the Skins were lucky enough to get them with RGIII under center.
Luckily for the good guys, they have their secret rabbit foot coming to the game!
Yesterday I asked what Cowboy fans think of Garrett, because honestly I’m curious whether they are over him dismissing players’ behavior as “just being passionate”.
Bradford will be offensive player of the week since Wentz is off
The only problem I have with Werder is he’s become one of those sports reporters who feels entitled to know exactly what’s is going on behind the doors of a lockerroom. And when they don’t give him what he wants he becomes salty. He didn’t use to be like that.
As far as Garrett goes. I think he got the job just a little too early. He had barely 10 years of actual coaching experience before he got the HC gig. He will get fired and continue to learn. And i believe about 5-10 years from now will be a decent coach.
<-Lance Armstrong's Siamese testicle twin Really? Didn't know he posted here. Who is is persona?
I was thinking that as well. Wallace is such a boom or bust, I know if I sit him he’ll explode.
the entire back and forth made some fans look really dumb… yay Twitter
the amazing lengths some people will go to in order to defend laundry
Lupo Coach Garrett isn’t strong or beautiful enough to keep a stallion like Dez in line.
H20 Against Oakland? I would lean toward starting him. Isn’t Jamaal getting back this week?
Oakland has a horrible pass defense. Steelers pretty good at stopping run.
He’ll put up garbage time numbers this week
Y’all hear about the American heckler at the Ryder cup?
Dude was trash talking Rory and Rose about a tricky downhill put, they invited him try to and make it… and he did lol…
It’s really hurtful when somebody uses that phrase about on of your own posts…
It’s in a league with you knuckleheads, Wentz went in the first round. Really considering Trevor.
Lupo Would you drop Eli for him? He’s on a bye this week so I’m just going to sit tight.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
H20 Wallace and Flacco just have a pretty good rapport. I always worry about “snap counts” or whatever they say to ease a player in, seems to be 50/50 all the time.
JosephR2225 Dez is going to be suspended at the future HOF celebration…while he’s waiting in the crowd for upcoming HOF Zeke to get his mustard jacket.
splooz Every Sunday is Chip fan Sunday with TOSTITOS! The official chip of the NFL!
Lupo These ratings are terrible.
Wentz is WAAAAY better than Scramahill.
I give it 7 years before Dez is making a living fixing cars in some shit place
I give it 7 games before OBJ is taken away from a game in a straitjacket.
Regardles of what you think of Captain Kirk, this is kinda crazy
Adam Levitan @adamlevitan 1h1 hour ago
Kirk Cousins now averaging 285.3 pass yards per day in 27 full NFL games. Would be most in history, ahead of 2nd-place Drew Brees (281.7).
He’d take it on the lam until the men in white coats finally catch him…..
With a net.
Shop owner – “Sir your 94 Dodge Neon’s alternator needs to be replaced”
Customer – “Oh ok. Can you do it?
Owner – “Yeah we can have it done by tomorrow”
Customer – “Great. Why is your mechanic stomping on the side of the shop and crying?”
Owner – “He’s an emotional guy about Dodge Neons. He just cares too much”
#InJayWeTrust He gotta regress to the mean sometime.
Dongtavious Steelwang Not really. I mean, he hasn’t been very good to start the season, and he’s still 2nd in the league in pas yards this year
Seriously though, everybody loves talking about Dez-the-head-case angle, but a combination of injuries to him and Romo have made his production really very pedestrian.
Is Kirk Cousins a guy you want throwing the ball enough to be among the career leaders in passing yards?
JosephR2225 I’d prefer the run game improves so he doesn’t have to. All I’m saying is it’s not impossible for him to continue that average
And we all know, thanks to Cloister, there is no possibility of regression and Kirk will be the career leader in pass yard per game.
I don’t think it is either. I’m just asking whether you’d want him to.
Dongtavious Steelwang #InJayWeTrust No he doesn’t. He’s setting a new bar.
JosephR2225 Like I said, I want the run game to improve so his load is lighter
He’s missing some receivers but he’s still setting the bar. Imagine what he’ll do if he ever truly gets it.
Absolutely. If he ever does put it all together, the results could be almost Wentzian.
If he sticks around as the Redskins QB, sure. I’m sure Scot won’t the whole losing thing.
They already have Cooley putting the bad word out on Cousins. Cooley’s latest schtick is hating on Cousins and saying Colt McCoy could do the same thing as Cousins. And we all know Cooley seems to be somewhat of a mouth piece for the front office.
And I know this is “set up for failure” talk. Just having some fun.
Ok, I’ve somehow made things even more complicated for my fantasy team. Choose one – Ware, Duke, or Wallace?
Honest question: If he plays up-and-down the rest of the season, what do you think they do with him?
I wish I could let you start all three. You’re gonna need the extra points.
H20 If Charles is a go:
Wallace > Duke > Ware
If Charles is not:
Ware > Wallace > Duke
#InJayWeTrust Mytee But fork is the verb and skull is the noun. Shouldn’t the skins be doing the forking and the browns be what is getting forked? I dunno. Carry on.
I’ve been advocating moving on from him, and if they are picking in the top half of the draft I think they probably will. This doesn’t sit well with some skins fans, but it’s my opinion not a troll.
You guys have had some decent QB play over the years. Even Kolb, Vick and Foles have hooked you guys while there. It’s tough as fuck to find a QB. I’d rather keep Cousins until they KNOW they have his replacement.
I’m not worried about Charles having a significant role. Take him out of the equation.
I think so too; or try to work out a Bradford-esque 2 yrs mid-to-high 30s.
The money says start Ware. But I’d go with Wallace for the upside.
H20 “I don’t know why you guys play fantasy.”
*two years later*
“Ok I’m back in fantasy who do I start”
My, my, how the turn tables.
Running the ball might be tough sledding against Pitt, but I could see him catching a bunch of balls.
Leaning toward tier B then. I feel pretty good about Wallace this week and the Ravens being able to hit up the Raiders deep, though. Just a feeling.
This is what I’m thinking (though Pittsburgh’s run defense is probably overrated); They will give up completions underneath to RBs and TEs all game.
Bill_In_FL Mytee It is what it is Bill. QBs are fucking expensive.
The underneath catches against the Steelers really appeals to me for Ware too. I’ll probably start him and Wallace will have a 30 point game.
H20 I thank you for your noble sacrifice for all other Wallace owners.
Mytee Bill_In_FL I think you can find a ‘bridge’ QB for a lot less than that.
JosephR2225 Their LBs are pretty banged up too – Timmons, Shazier, and Jarvis all got injured during the Eagles game.
I keep losing in fantasy and the Eagles keep winning in reality. I couldn’t be happier honestly.
I like the franchise because it doesn’t foreclose your other options either. That’s why I wanted the Eagles to franchise Bradford after last season. If you franchise him, it doesn’t take you out of the market for a QB upgrade the way a long-term deal would. And it doesn’t force you to run headlong into the QB carousel the way letting him walk would. Franchise tag or short term deal, you have options. Let him walk or long-term deal, you have none.
Duke may also get 8 carries for 75 yards.. it is the Skins after all
Weed isn’t addicting. It’s habit forming. He could easily just stop if he really wanted to. Sad story.
H20 Yeah, Fandom > all else. Could care less how fantasy is doing right now as long as the Eagles are winning.
Isn’t a habit you can’t stop pretty much an addiction?
Frenchie! You know what’s not a shit show?
Luke Cage.
No. Addiction has a physical presence. There is nothing in THC that makes you want more. It’s all in your head.
Mytee There is such a thing as a psychological addiction/addictive personality. For those folks the thing they are addicted to has little to do with the thing itself.
It actually is really good so far, watched the first half hour before I left for work this morning.
Being hung over is withdraw from alcohol. THC has nothing like that. You don’t have the sweats like you’re trying to quit a narcotic. You just love being high with weed and it’s something you can stop without a physical withdraw if you wanted. Just stay away and stop picking up the blunt and before you know it, you’re clear.
Mytee I disagree with your diagnosis. A hangover has a direct physical cause that has nothing to do with ‘withdrawing’ from alcohol.
Frenchie! Ryan Tannehill completed 15-of-25 passes for 189 yards, one touchdown and one interception in Miami’s 22-7, Week 4 loss to the Bengals.He also lost a fumble. Tannehill tossed a 74-yard touchdown on the Dolphins’ second play from scrimmage and then proceeded to be stunningly terrible. Tannehill was certainly disadvantaged by awful offensive line play, but played with the pocket awareness of a seventh-round rookie. It was as if Tannehill was completely incapable of feeling pressure. Coach Adam Gase did a bafflingly-poor job of rectifying the situation with rollouts, etc., but Tannehill simply has to be better five years into his career. He’ll be flirting with a benching if he continues to play like this. Tannehill will be a last-gasp QB2 against the Titans in Week 5.
Lupo Started Cinci D, they got 9 points, I am OK with this
Ugh, don’t really want to start TColeman and Grono. It I don’t have anyone to replace them with . Would have to be two of Garçon/Sanu/J.Thomas and those choices suck
On Good Morning Football, they said Tannehill is playing like a backup
Bill_In_FL Mytee In any event, there is no physical dependency on THC the way there is with alcohol and other addicting drugs. You actually improve quite rapidly from being off the ganja as compared to the addicting things.
Why would the all time YPG leader be available in your league? Your league sux.
Bill, looks like Jamaica and Cuba are going to take a serious hit from Matthew
Also it makes “How It’s Made” on the Science Channel the most interesting program in the history of television.
J Thomas is hurt and a game time decision. Sanu hasn’t done anything, struggled with injury. Garcon is the forgotten man. He’ll likely score two TDs this week if you sit him. Will have 4 catches for 30 yards if you start him.
Go with Coleman. Panthers have been run on a little.
If Michael Irvin ,T.O,Chad Johnson all survived to have lengthy careers. Dez and his “antics” are going to be fine. If this is a strictly injury related post …well I can’t agree or deny it.
AL and NL wild card races are juuuuiiicy. Great baseball weekend.
It’s amazing that you can ask the umps to review everything and anything even when out of challenges yet they somehow fucked this up.
Seems like you should ask to review any walk off play as a manager, no? No downside
Yeah but you have to do it in the right way or some shit. Always cracks me up how the manager is on the step holding the game up while they decide and the player has to stay near the base or something.
Baseball sucks, I will be watching the Clemson Louisville game Saturday night…
I still love u Sploozy…
Just realized I picked Cinci in the survival pool. Whoops but not really.
https://twitter.com/cianaf/status/781833937995833344
Well that’s fucking stupid.
I love how he says this without really any nod to what Carson has done – it’s just clickbait.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze Think of it this way. If you ever want to lose your love handles, we now have the info of Pennsylvania personal trainer Cian Fahey.
Sir Squatch
Yup, it sure does. Then it’s supposed to turn sharply north and run right up the East Coast – about 200 miles out to sea.
That Dak/Wentz hot takes this season are absolutely fire. They’re either garbage or HOF bound. No in etween
He’s freaking out because dak called the protections for the oline….. Something Carson has done since week one.
#InJayWeTrust There’s no in between son. You’re either garbage not fit for backup duty or a blessed HOFer.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze Same with Carson’s hard count, which he got to draw the Browns offsides a couple of times week 1….just stupid.
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The recurvature of Mathew, east of the USA coastline looking more and more likely. Appear to have dodged a bullet with this storm12:38 PM – 30 Sep 2016
http://www.fieldgulls.com/2016/9/30/13119390/odell-beckham-vs-josh-norman-film-breakdown-highlights-giants-redskins-video
Of the 11 targets, Norman allowed 5 catches for 88 yards.
Well the Dak talk is about to be worse in a few weeks. When Romo gets back. People will lose their shit. You probably won’t have to say anything else to Justin besides “Romo is starting” for him to rage quit everyday. Lol
Kidding Justin
I think the Wentz hype is higher for sure…..
He also says that Dak was just ok over the first 2 weeks, but that all changed in week 3. Who did he play week 3? Chicago, one of the teams people decided wasn’t a worthy enough opponent to give Wentz any credit for playing well against.
<-Lance Armstrong's Siamese testicle twin Not gonna lie, it's pretty funny for people to be freaking out about what Dak said about losing Dez in the offense. In a vacuum, it's about the most professional thing you can say.
Lupo Reed needs to finish. he always starts off hot
ODB is good. Norman played him pretty well and helped prevent scores. That’s what I took from the game.
H20 Yeah like….perish the thought of Wentz actually playing well against a much better team in the Steelers….it was a matchup against Chicago that was “the key” or “the revelation.” Just stupid.
I do, because I loved Wentz pre-draft and he was one of the few voices who tried to bring anything to the table other than “Well, he only played 1-AA…”
But he’s doubled down on the crazy in the past few weeks since Wentz has been doing well and early returns are he was way off in his evaluation, and I can’t respect that.
A few guys are trying really really hard to justify why they thought Wentz wasn’t worth a top selection in the draft. They realize people are wrong about draft prospects all the time, right? It’s ok to say you got that one wrong.
lol I’m curious how the cowboys handle it if Dak beats Cinci
splooz Over 50% of targets as incompletions and no scores is a pretty good day against Odell.
I know. Dak has been nothing but professional when asked questions.
Even when the “QB controversy” talk started. He said.”Nope this is Romo’s team”
LDD, do you see any scenario where Dak keeps healthy Romo ( I know that sounds funny) off the field?
<-Lance Armstrong's Siamese testicle twin Yeah. He's handled himself well, despite what people will do to cut apart his words.
was the redzone int underthrown or just a bad decision?
Not for the first game or two.
It depends on their record. And how Romo plays when he gets back.
If they have a winning record or in contention,and Romo plays bad the first two games….I can see them going with Dak.
Or if he gets hurt again.
https://twitter.com/cianaf/status/781875241698127872
Guy must be fucking high.
As non-Ldd/Cowboys fan – it’ll be easier for them to bench Dak and start Romo and bench him if things go sideways / if Romo gets hurt rather than keep Dak in, and then if things go bad, start Romo.
T. Romo, QB Coach 4 D.Prescott Eli’s to close the game? Seemed like a poor throw/decision.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze Wentz has faced “less” pressure with an objectively worse offensive line than the Cowboys?
….okay.
look no further than the top guys. Kiper, Mcshay, Mayock, Brooks they miss every year. sometimes badly.
I would think that if he was putting up big numbers and carrying them to wins they’d have to consider it. As of now he’s not doing that IMO.
The shameful part about it is there is obviously nothing wrong with praising how Dak has played thus far. I don’t know why he would feel the need to turn it into a scorching hot take.
He shows a gif of Dak making a presnap read of the blitz, adjusting protection and the play and completing to WIlliams who eventually fumbled. He does this for a living, I do not, and off the top of my head without any additional googling I can recall a play from Week 1 where Wentz did exactly the same thing, picking up the double A gap blitz from Cleveland, adjusting from under-center to shot gun, calling an audible and hitting Matthews for a big gain down inside the Browns 5.
JosephR2225 This article would’ve been pretty much fine if he didn’t decide to throw the Wentz shot, but it’s probably just to get clicks.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze Don’t do it to yourself Francis Chris Imbrogno.
Two rookie QBs playing really well on division rivals is too tempting for some. They have to argue about which one is playing “better.” It’s stupid.
It is. And it’s disappointing because football needs more writers like this who are actually willing to delve into game tape to show what a guy is doing right/wrong. It’s actually informative to fans. This guy could be doing something like that, but he has to go all Skip Bayless along with it.
He says in the article he didn’t evaluate Dak pre-draft. If he had, and if he had said Dak was a poor prospect (the way he did with Wentz), I am 100% certain the tone of this article and the plays he chose to highlight would be very, very different, and that’s a shame.
T. Romo, QB Coach 4 D.Prescott Tye stunted his route. Had leverage and halted. Dunbar did what he was supposed to do.
Just further proof that these writers have biases and they do influence how they see and report on the tape, like that FO writer calling Carson a dink and dunk QB
He hasn’t faced a lot of pressure; they’ve done a good job to scheme it so he hits quick passes before pressure can get to him. But this is open to the same criticism that Fahey’s boy Kacsmar tried to make yesterday. The premise that he hasn’t faced pressure does not support the conclusion that he is therefore bad against it. The Eagles should not actively be seeking out situations to get more pressure on the QB just so he looks more impressive when completing his passes.
the thing I really like is he’s not making bad decsions, and seems to have some real leadership capabilities.
I’m not one of these people who feel like Romo just simply “deserves his spot back”……
So DR. Jerry has said according to the trainers and such. Dez playing this week isn’t a threat for the injury to worsen. Its a pain thing.
If that’s true,which I doubt because Jerry, Expect to see Dez suit up.
I think the media is being fucking ridiculous. Jerry isn’t doing anything any other GM wouldn’t do. He’s keeping the other team guessing. we aren’t stupid. DEZ IS NOT PLAYING.
Some of them are still salty because the Cows don’t open the doors and let them know every detail going on in the clubhouse and FO. And that Jason told the SF media about Dez ‘s injury first.
T. Romo, QB Coach 4 D.Prescott Whenever someone says “it’s a pain tolerance thing” it always means “suit up bitch”
<-Lance Armstrong's Siamese testicle twin I find it very hard to believe that a bone fracture injury is not something that has the possibility to worsen, especially if it's on the load bearing part of his leg.
Jerry needs to learn to keep his yap shut. https://twitter.com/clarencehilljr/status/781884860164141056
T. Romo, QB Coach 4 D.Prescott https://twitter.com/joslewis/status/781885600785924097
One would think that they’d play it cautious with Romo and Dez after last year but it seems like lots of their fans don’t want them to.
Wentzadelphia I believe Hill needs to watch his language. What Jerry said was “Said they were expecting a fracture Sun. night”, not that they ‘knew’ it was.
Harris had an opinion about Norman not playing the slot. “I mean, I guarded [Antonio Brown] and I had to cover him everywhere,” Harris said, “You know what I mean? Left, right, slot—it doesn’t matter. Wherever he goes. If I have to cover T.Y. Hilton like I did last week, I cover him outside and in the slot. The best corners can play everywhere.”
http://mmqb.si.com/mmqb/2016/09/28/slot-cornerbacks-tyrann-mathieu-chris-harris-jalen-ramsey
Interesting.
Bill_In_FL You believe but aren’t sure what he said which means Hill could be the correct one not you. I’m going to lean towards Hill at the moment as you are going by what you read and Hill is going by what he heard.
Get your popcorn ready. https://twitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/781884930800357376
When you put yourself out there and want all the attention, people will provide their opinions.
H20 Can’t agree with Harris. It’s a completely different position there. Some guys can do it, others can’t.
H20 Right, but Chris Harris has whined about him on like 5 different occasions. Norman hasn’t said a word about him
Norman should shut his pie hole and let his play do the talking. In fact he could learn from a classy player like Carson Wentz.
If the Skins asked Norman to follow a WR…he would do it. They don’t ask him to follow into the slot but they do move him now. If Seattle asked Sherman to do the same he’d do it. I’m not sure what Harris is whining about. You play in the defense as it’s designed. The player does what he’s asked.
Richard Sherman plays one side of the field and people don’t really question his abilities. I don’t think this “Josh Norman following receivers” would even be a conversation if Joe Barry didn’t think that Bashaud Breeland with only DeAngelo Hall (with sideline-to-sideline coverage responsibilities) was adequate defense for Antonio Brown.
splooz I don’t doubt that Norman would play in the slot if he’s asked. But I think good coaching would put aside that hubris and put him where he can be at his best which is at his edge. Norman and Sherman are simply not built for that. That doesn’t take away what they can do at the boundary.
Breeland’s slow start was surprising but in essence the Skins have gotten what they’ve paid for with Norman. A top CB. Honestly I’m shocked he’s lived up to it given how most big name FAs stink and especially given out track record with them.
In Barry’s defense, Breeland was having an outstanding camp and the likely thinking was that if Breeland held his own against Brown the rest of the league would consider the two outside corners in Washington legit. That didn’t happen and Breeland’s collapse against Brown has only caused all of this controversy.
Well, as an Eagles fan I wouldn’t know anything about that.
Skins are doing just that and it seems to bother some other CBs. Which is weird. I do like seeing him move side to side with the best WR now though even though I was hoping Breeland would play well enough to make that not a necessity.
splooz Just guys being bombastic which is common for DBs.
splooz that’s false. I do not want dez playing this week
That’s part of it, but it seemed pretty apparent pretty early that Breeland was outmatched, and if the adjustment was made it was way, way too late. It’s just too hard to play single high or cover 3 against top QB/WR combos. They’re too good and nobody outside of Seattle has the personnel to do it.
This is true. Interesting to see so many of the diva types getting along now though. Dez and ODB and Dez and Norman all seemed pretty chummy to me.
penguinfarmer H20 “Will trade away my momma if it meant a night with you”
I think Jerry is turning into Al Davis. I’m just glad he has competent people around him unlike Al.
Well worth a listen. Jordan is a team player and a class act. http://www.philadelphiaeagles.com/videos/videos/Sounds-Of-The-Week-Jordan-Matthews-Micd-Up/a5965a2c-4a92-42ca-a0cc-c94254048d7e
Stephen, Will McClay mostly. but I think Jason does a good job balancing being Jerry’s puppet and still a good coach.
Gotta say that seeing AJ Green go buck nutty the night Miami benches Maxwell is insanely funny. Miami couldn’t be making worse decisions.
You guys and Stephen crack me up. Whether or not he’s actually doing anything good you have to talk yourselves into it cause you know he’s the next owner/GM that won’t replace himself.
He was right there on his first TD. The ball went through Breelands hands and landed into Browns.
Good on you.
I just don’t understand Miami. Maxwell is their #1 CB. They foolishly traded to obtain him. Week 4 and you’re benching him against one of the best WRs in the NFL? What the fuck.
Mytee AJ always seems like the Romo/Rivers of WRs fantasywise. Always feels underdrafted but puts up dem #s.
Do not underestimate how happy they are to have passed on Johnny Manziel.
So does Josh Gordon put up 2000 yard for the Pats next year or does he wait until the year after
Kinda similar to convincing yourself that McC has some long term vision, thereby excusing him from addressing huge needs on the Redskins.
#InJayWeTrust After whenever they make his 30 for 30
#InJayWeTrust Probably signs with Dallas and punches a bathroom hooker.
Charlie Campbell of Walterfoosball has us taking a DE/OLB from Mizzou at #14. I don’t like this. Not that I’m against adding to the edge squad but man do we need a stud somewhere inside.
splooz I have to agree. No way Skins should pass on a QB by trading back 10 spots.
Eh. I think it’s going to take a few years or so to clean up Jerry’s mess. When he gets full control. I hope they are able to keep McClay. His contract is up after this year. I know he turned down a GM offer to honor the last year already. I expect there to be a couple more.
Would be pretty inappropriate considering he’s not even playing
Chris Lingebach @ChrisLingebach 1h1 hour ago
Harlan says they hope to interview Robert Griffin III during Sunday’s Redskins-Browns telecast.
You had to see this coming no matter what.
Reports came out that even when healthy, he’s done in Cleveland. Moments later he tweets this:
https://twitter.com/RGIII/status/781824793758801920
I want to hear what he has to say. Course I’m still gay for Bob.
splooz If there’s a good enough OL around I’d rather they take him than Chubb – Peters’ has one foot out the door and Lane apparently can’t be trusted to stay unsuspended.
Your new avatar is rubbing off on you. Rubbing off all over your tits and neck mainly.
Mytee He should get all of their names tattoo’ed on his arm.
I think that’s a common theme round these parts. All of our teams need to draft on the lines. I fucking love Chubb this year though.
Yep but apparently he has been pushing for a trade to Philly and when he didn’t get it he decided to go into rehab instead of playing for the lowly Browns. https://twitter.com/theScore/status/781891731037925376
Wentzadelphia I got even money what says his rush back to rehab means he failed a drug test.
Bill_In_FL Problem with this is if he failed another drug test the league is still going to suspend him for at least 2 years and more than likely for life so I’m not sure what the rush back to rehab does to help his career.
who’s watching the Ryder cup right now other than injay?
Wentzadelphia Bill_In_FL Who said it had anything to do with his career?
Have a hard time seeing the Eagles going first round RB. Of course that could just be because I hate the idea of a first round RB so much.
JosephR2225 I also just don’t see it happening. Corner, LB, or OL I could see. RB no.
Nobody but it’s highly unlikely he went to rehab on his own if he knows his NFL career is over.
https://twitter.com/Gil_Brandt https://twitter.com/Gil_Brandt/status/781897424499380224https://twitter.com/Gil_Brandt/status/781897424499380224
DBs w/ highest burn %
House 88%
Revis 76
Ryan 74
Tru.Johnson 71
Breeland 71
Glenn 67
Adam Jones 65
D.Randall 65
Verrett 65
S.Wright 65
I would expect them to find a different RB though. Pederson came from KC, RB galore. the lack of running game has to be driving him nuts
If the RB is worthy I have no problem with it. Lenny, Cook, and Chubb seem worthy as it gets.
<-Lance Armstrong's Siamese testicle twin Interesting name at the top of that list
H20 Promise him someone’s firstborn, he needs to stick around.
Smallwood and Barner both look good right now. I figure Smallwood will get a heavier workload next season. They could always take another midround RB though to compete.
I recognize I am in the extreme on this, but I think that there is almost no such thing as an RB worthy of a first round pick. Obviously those guys would be much more attractive later in the first round (where I expect the Vikings pick to fall) than early, but for me, the value just doesn’t add up. There’s too much talent readily and cheaply available at that position to make it worthwhile.
Whatever counts as “destroys”, “eviscerated”, “crushes”, “blasts”, “slams”, etc. nowdays.
I’m sure it true everywhere, but going to a K mart in the south is very depressing…
Sir Squatch
the percentage of targets for every defender that resulted in catches
Google works
JosephR2225 They’re just a position that almost never pays off when you give them a huge contract as well. I think it’s good if you just want to get your hands on a guy for 4-5 years before cutting him, but their generally the poorest bang for the buck on the 2nd contract – which sucks for anyone playing that position.
*Retweeted by Ian Rappaport
“Claiborne having a good year”-Rapsheet
Bill_In_FL A catch is a “burn”? That is by far the dumbest thing I have ever heard.
Your momma so stupid she saw a sign that said “airport left” and went home.
For what it’s worth, the “RBs galore” he had in KC were a third round pick, a sixth round pick and a UDFA. So to the extent Pederson makes personnel decisions, he may not see the value of a first round RB either.
JosephR2225 Andy has been amazing in evaluating RBs/getting the most of out them during his tenure. I’m hoping that’s been passed on to Doug.
Overpaying is worse than overdrafting them, because they will already have some miles on the tires. I just don’t believe that the difference between a great RB and a good RB justifies that kind of investment in one.
Fiversons No Spin Zone I thought KMart went out of business.
I don’t see them up here but it doesn’t mean they don’t exist, but I do remember the one in ft. myers….. It’s a sad place.
JosephR2225 Usually having a good enough offensive line can compensate for a less skilled RB, which begs the question of why Jerry decided to pick one at 4th overall and double down there….
Hey I agree that it’s better to miss on another position than an RB in the 1st but man if you hit on an AP type back does that do wonders for your team
You just gave me a flashback to when we had Duce, Buckhalter and Westbrook on the team together. Good times.
*Bites apple*
Seriously though, I see the logic in the Cowboys picking Elliott, I just think they overvalued the position. They were 9th in the NFL in rushing efficiency last year and that was with the shambling corpse of Darren McFadden leading the way.
https://twitter.com/BleacherReport https://twitter.com/BleacherReport/status/781899546360152064
Clean sweep! USA takes a 4-0 lead over Team Europe at the https://twitter.com/rydercup
Guess that guy taunting them from the Gallery, then sinking a 12′ putt team Europe couldn’t (and won $100 in the process) psyched them out.
Sir Squatch Fiversons No Spin Zone I did too until I saw one the other day. I started looking for the Rickles hardware next to it.
T. Romo, QB Coach 4 D.Prescott https://twitter.com/Andy_Fenelon/status/593984984534253568
Most impressive thing Gil’s ever done
Bill_In_FL on Rory’s last put some guy in the crowd yelled “let the American guy put it!”
lol
Honestly (and like I said, I know I’m the outlier) I don’t think it does. The Vikings were 8th in the NFL in rushing efficiency in 2013 with Peterson playing 16 games, then 4th in the NFL in rushing efficiency in 2014 with Peterson playing 1 game, then 8th in the NFL in 2015 with him back for the full season.
Marshawn Lynch missed significant time last year. The best RB in the NFL on a per carry basis? Thomas Rawls.
Todd Gurley was everything you could hope for a rookie RB last year for the rams. They improved in rushing efficiency from 15th in 2014 to 14th in 2015 and their ypc average stayed the same.
I’m no doctor, but how can anyone say playing on a broken bone has no chance of making it worse? it’s just pain management? wut? the treatment for a hairline fracture is rest and it heals in 2 weeks
You’re surprised that the media is going hog nutty on Dallas not having their shit together regarding a star player’s injury?
it’s the shit show way it was handled, Justin.. not the injury itself
I think they are just lying. Which to me means maybe Jason is finally getting the hang of this HC thing.
I would think they could also strengthen it by surgery if required but at this point it just isn’t. Keep in mind this is Dallas we’re talking about and the fans seem to think Jerry is running some misdirection game on SF and the rest of us think he’s just a dipshit.
I think a hairline fracture is a HUGE difference between a broken bone.
Lupo For Romo and the traverse process in his back, that I understand. Hand injury you can turn into a club, sure. For a broken leg, that I do not.
I’m no doctor either, but I can say to a reasonable degree of medical certainty that whatever the Cowboys decide to do with Dez, it will be wrong.
T. Romo, QB Coach 4 D.Prescott Hairline fracture IS a broken bone. A low grade, but still broken by definition.
T. Romo, QB Coach 4 D.Prescott Well yes, but can a hairline fracture turn into a broken bone?
and I think they know he is going to miss a week or two. They will prob announce it sunday that he is out and then Monday day to day again
Dongtavious Steelwang T. Romo, QB Coach 4 D.Prescott I edited my response below after this. U doctah yet?
Easier to credit JG when Jerry’s not blathering to the media every day contradicting himself, JG, and Neil Degrasse-Tyson
penguinfarmer Dongtavious Steelwang T. Romo, QB Coach 4 D.Prescott I no docta yet 🙁
Dongtavious Steelwang penguinfarmer T. Romo, QB Coach 4 D.Prescott Just delaying the seppuku then, I see
Lupo Dr Andrews for one. If the fracture is not in a weight bearing area, there is no additional risk from playing on it.
penguinfarmer Dongtavious Steelwang T. Romo, QB Coach 4 D.Prescott As long as I can muster
what if he gets hit and bends the leg the same way>? it won’t aggravate the injury? make it worse? just seems so illogical
H20 I’m not overly disappointed with Normans coverage, not happy about the missed tackles on his part but not giving up any huge plays and no TDs is the biggest thing for me in this case.
Him causing OBJ to have another mental breakdown is just icing.
Bill_In_FL Lupo bill they’ve done so much lying at this point I don’t think you can trust anything. just use common sense.
I consider that a huge win. Still needs to complete the pickle.
Just wait till you see how obnoxious we get if we defeat Cleveland.
Dr Andrews hasn’t said anything publicly. Dez dropped his name.
well’s he’s out already.. if he gets surgery then he’ll be donezo
That’s what they said about Dez at first too, may he RIP in peace.
FYI dog owners. Petco sold me 2 intertwined bull dicks for my pooch for $25 yesterday. Costco has a 12 pack of not intertwined bull dicks for $27 total. Save money…shop for bull dicks at Costco.
short enough that the only way he plays vs the Lions is if he wins
H20 It really depends. Sherman’s PED appeal went on for quite some time until his test results were thrown out near end of season.
T. Romo, QB Coach 4 D.Prescott *Jerry is a big problem imo
Other GMs do radio too I think. Most just have the sense to know when to shut up and offer less. They also have a boss to answer to so they tone it down a bit. The real issue for you is your GM has no boss.
“On https://twitter.com/1053thefan Jerry Jones says worsening Dez Bryant’s fracture is not an issue. Rather, it’s a pain tolerance deal.”
https://twitter.com/ProFootballDoc
David J. Chao, MD Retweeted Mark Lane
For this to be true, fracture has to be in non weight-bearing area of knee.
Lateral tibial plateau usually means weight bearing surface .
https://twitter.com/seleneparekhmd
https://twitter.com/fishsports it can be if avulsion or in non weight bearing part of knee
We need Lane for the playoff run. Unless he really thinks he can beat it or get it reduced, he should just accept the 10 games.
H20 Sherman was the rare exception of it getting overturned….can’t bank on Lane being not suspended so I kind of agree with you on this one. Just sounds like it was his fault for not being up to date on what’s in his supplements.
lol Ed is so butthurt he got lied to. Belichek lies all the time
I recall Vinny Cerrato on DC radio a lot and I think he had his own hour spot. Of course he was fucking terrible.
T. Romo, QB Coach 4 D.Prescott The coaches have no obligation to the media to tell the truth or give things of substance.
Enough is enough. They should just shoot him like Barbaro.
Looks more like he’s explaining to someone than being butthurt but you all do hate Ed Werder.
this is a guy who threw Romo back out there with a punctured lung and broken ribs
Justin – how angry would you get if I only replied to you in Ed Werder tweets?
Howie had his own show in Philly before he was exiled. I’m not sure if he has one again now that he’s back.
Andy had a radio show before Howie. I can recall him once saying he loved Nick Foles as much as he loved crab fries with cheese sauce from Chickie & Pete’s.
i fucking love how upset Werder and Hill are right now lol
JosephR2225 Andy Reid’s greatest coaching accomplishment was to get Dontari Poe to stop eating KC BBQ.
https://twitter.com/Edwerderespn https://twitter.com/Edwerderespn/status/781889179064029184
https://twitter.com/BJ_Stew https://twitter.com/lazarusa57 Really appreciate the support and your understanding of the job
splooz “Dad, what are you doing!”
“Son…I need your body in order for me to carry on. Your brain will live on in my frail body.”
“But-”
“No buts. For the team, son. For the team.”
https://twitter.com/Edwerderespn/status/781905787853557761
BAHAHAHAHHA
He’s seriously talking about the dez injury. LMFAO
T. Romo, QB Coach 4 D.Prescott Cloister’s responses are being oppressed
T. Romo, QB Coach 4 D.Prescott Yo seriously wtf this is spooky
This guy’s twitter bio. The perfect Cows fanhttps://twitter.com/rictedeschihttps://twitter.com/rictedeschi
Business professional. Enjoy time with my family, friends and fishing. Fan of the Dallas Cowboys, NY Islanders and NY Yankees.
I haven’t seen one of your posts since the morning. Have you been here posting?
This part may be. But his self entitlement isn’t. Lol
he deals with insane and delusional Dallas fans on Twitter all day.. i feel bad for him
splooz I read “fishing” as “fisting”. What’s wrong with me?
maybe some of it.. but this morning was a shit show and it was not his fault… not to mention you are one of those fans 😛
Right… everyone knows you can’t be a professional if you root for the Cowboys and Yankees.
“The United States is the greatest country on earth”
-hundreds of millions of immigrants
“Fake fans”
-SKA posters
Monz Venus splooz ………..nothing………..fishing is boring
H20 I understand these words, but they do not make sense to me.
“Uhh work experience… Paddy’s Pub Management. Duties include ordering supplies and ‘taking care of business'”
“Yup. TCOB.”
“Let’s see… here it says ‘For several years I have been in charge of pretty much everything in my life’…”
H20 Oh for sure. The shame of losing to “not a real NFL team.”
random question, if a team wants to, can they make alchohol an banned substance?
splooz Using Florio opinion piece? I’ve got this in the bag.
H20 5ptsFeatured
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Are my posts getting ghosted?
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blog is acting funny, more than just the normal refresh issues
I’m curious if a team can ban weed if it becomes legal
http://www.livefyre.com/profile/112047099/just now
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thanks Justin
sure they can… companies do it now in Washington, Colorado, Alaska, DC
Lupo I’m guessing the NFLPA would jump up and down about it though
Well, it’s legal in Colorado and Washington but still prohibited by the NFL so players on the Broncos and Seahawks can still be suspended. I don’t think they could do it on a team-by-team basis if the NFL removed it from the banned substances list without running afoul of the CBA and the NFLPA.
https://twitter.com/SInow/status/781911636374421504 I know this is old. But if they do release him. I bet multiple teams make a run. Even from the East.
Out for https://twitter.com/hashtag/CLEvsWAS?src=hash: Breeland (ankle), Lauvao (ankle), Phillips (hamstring) and Doctson (Achilles).
Questionable: Murphy, Reyes. Arie Kouandjio will start at left guard for the https://twitter.com/hashtag/Redskins?src=hash this Sunday.
JosephR2225 In a world where workers comp insurance is an extremely high component of operating expense (like in the electrical trade), you can and do ban certain “legal” substances for the insurance discounts and to protect the employees.
Lupo No surprises there. I forget Reyes is even on the team until I see the injury reports
a 7th is better than nothing.. then you don’t have to worry about waiver order
T. Romo, QB Coach 4 D.Prescott Suspended WR Justin Blackmon received a one-year suspended sentence Wednesday after pleading guilty to an April DUI charge.He’s also been put on probation. Blackmon will avoid jail time as long as he complies with the conditions set by an Oklahoma judge. An immense talent coming out of Oklahoma State, the former top-five pick has sabotaged his career with repeated substance abuse and other off-field issues. The odds of him ever playing another NFL snap are slim to none. Aug 24 – 5:06 PM
Sure, which is why I don’t think it would be a problem for a team to ban any substance it wants… but a CBA in place obviously changes what is and is not permissible between an employer and its employees.
Great news
Brian McNally @bmcnally14 18s19 seconds ago
Jay Gruden says he thinks all 4 of the injured #Redskins could be back next week. That’s especially good news for Breeland and Lauvao.
T. Romo, QB Coach 4 D.Prescott Who ca res. He’s beyond done
Be even nicer to roll in there 2-2 and healthy. We can beat the Ravens…they’re not great.
EaglesAreGoodSoSTFU148 Yes, clearly the Eagles will go 19-0. How could they not.
You seemed to separate definitely beatable to maybe not beatable. I wanted to see your opinion on the Eagles
The only real shame is that we only get to watch this team 19 times. The NFL should add some more games, really.
Defense is good. Offense. Still a mystery. Need to see how they work when they are playing a close game
Now that’s building through the draft… cause aside from Josh Norman, the free agent signings have SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKED.
Don’t forget how good they were in the Pre-season because that matters!
lol, how are they a mystery more than any other team? They’ve been more consistent than most teams.
Maybe Canada. Maybe Mosely thinks you should go fuck yourself
“You can put any kind of fancy adjective up front, call it a hairline fracture or a stress fracture, it’s still a crack in the bone,” long-time NFL athletic trainer and current NBC Sports Medicine Analyst Mike Ryan said on Friday’sPFT Live. “So the concern here is the fact of the injury itself getting worse. A fracture can always get worse. And if the rumors are true that it is in the tibia plateau, that’s a weight-bearing surface. . . . The biggest concern here is more of the injury itself worsening, not necessarily pain management.”
you are invited to my graduation ceremony.. Dr. Lupo at your cervix
http://www.livefyre.com/profile/20450110/21 hours ago
Which other teams medical staffs do I disagree with?
Mytee’s opinion of the Eagles:
Defense has played very well in the first three games. Schwartz should be commended. They are playing very strong and hitting harder. Teams that can withstand their pass rush should be able to move the ball through the air on them.
Offense has taken the league by surprise. Doug’s offense is very Andy like as to be expected with most of their passing routes being hooks and shorter routes to give the QB easy and predictable looks. They do through in longer route combinations based on setting the defense up throughout the game. Screen plays are very Reid like and utilized well with Wentz and Sproles.
The Eagles are 3-0 right now based on the play of Fletcher Cox, Malcolm Jenkins and Carson Wentz. He has impressed as a rookie QB going up in class x2 and doesn’t seem to be rattled, has a real knack for working the pocket and has tremendous touch. What should give greenbloods pause is what happens when defenses have enough tape to effectively game plan against Wentz and Pederson’s offense? Pederson should be given tons of credit for the way he’s changed the team from how Chip left it.
There is tons of reasons to be optimistic in Philadelphia. The kid looks like a player. Doug seems to be a competent coach and they hit a home run with Schwartz. Now, greenbloods must learn from history and understand that the likley hood of the air smelling like such fresh roses is bound to be short lived. Beating the snot out of the Steelers took away the “Eagles aren’t a contender” label and smacked the “watch out for the Eagles” label square on their foreheads. How they do in the next 13 games will be determined by the stamina of the defense and the ability for Doug to adjust and Carson to improve.
The more games that are played, the more tape Wentz has on other teams.
Welcome aboard. We’ve been waiting for you.
http://imgur.com/tEAQE3J
Good Afternoon Mosley and Fans of the Second place and soon to be Last New Jersey Giants Football Dynasty!
It’s more blonde now but it was red red as a kid and I have freckles
i went to a “English” progressive dinner the other day. they have a dish called “spotted dick” none of us could touch it. the people than put it on devoured it
and its covered in like a white frosting sauce. i couldn’t make this up if i tried.
T. Romo, QB Coach 4 D.Prescott Uncultured swine.
This is a direct quote from the Allentown morning call regarding the Eagles:
As well as the Eagles have played, it’s not reasonable to expect anything more than capturing a weak division and that only happens if everything breaks right for them.
T. Romo, QB Coach 4 D.Prescott You didn’t eat something because of the name?
Good Morning Knuckleheads!
It’s another beautiful day in sunny southern California!
choyboy0724 Romo’s back: break
Odell’s mind: broken
Cousins sucking: break
Yeah I think this is looking pretty good.
choyboy0724 Considering your avatar, I’ll take your predictions with a grain of salt.
Sir Squatch T. Romo, QB Coach 4 D.Prescott Probably doesn’t eat sausages, kilebasa, bangers, or hot dogs.
choyboy0724 I agree… as of lately the Cowboys have .500 at best.
Take this: Eagles ain’t winning shit this season, but you Eagles fans will talk trash untill they disappoint yet again and shove those words right back in your face.
choyboy0724 I believe it was you who talked trash saying that the Eagles would lose by 20, and are now wearing a Dallas Sucks avatar. Your words are already shoved back in your face and eaten.
Wasn’t against my team so I could care less. Talk to me oct 30
Now I see why this guy feels the need to tear down Wentz. Simlpy admitting he might have been mistaken is too much for him to handle.
choyboy0724 You’re the only one whose talked trash this entire conversation. I haven’t said anything.
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000195/?ref_=tt_trv_qu: You know, people like blood sausage, too. People are morons.
H20 Dak has shown more in a game against a not-real team than Wentz has shown ever.
This guy’s (whomever he is) twitter has a good takedown of Fahey’s article.
https://twitter.com/pcausey3
Not at all, it will make the fall that much more sweeter just like 2014 was
You are more butthurt than usual. I have a feeling this might be the reason. [img]http://i.imgur.com/fGXwxBp.jpg[/img]
If he doesn’t write for FFToolbox or FantasyAlert then he’s not legit sawce.
JosephR2225 Thanks Patrick.
That was quite good.
It looks like the Broncos don’t face a legit test until Week 15.
wentz new name around here is build-a-bear.
It’s looking more and more like Dez could miss as many as 7 or 8 games.
Do you realize that if the Eagles had kept Murray, they might be a great bet to win the Super Bowl this year.
“Dez has taken his last snap in the NFL.”
Hey you said ALL
He’s not ruled out. Therefore he can also miss none game. NONE GAMES.
wasn’t Gronk ruled out on sundays the first two weeks?
If the Cowboys had kept Murray, they could have drafted a defensive stud.
T. Romo, QB Coach 4 D.Prescott That was a hammy and not a fractured bone
Otsitheiceman If only they kept Miles Austin. They would have been a dynasty.
I know I’m just saying not being ruled out on Friday doesn’t mean much
Well, WR is a weakness, but that defense can make up for shortcomings.
Weech An exacerbated bone break seems like a far more catastrophic injury for a WR.
i can’t even name a niners corner. sit dez for sure this week. maybe next week.
Do you realize that extrapolating to give Wendall Smallwood the same amount of carries as Zeke Elliot this would be his numbers after the first 3 games.. 71 carries, 341 yards 3.5 TD’s
Could say the same about the Cowboys.
Except, no, not really. They would still sux.
jesus Christ they need to start having ‘get-on-the-same-fucking-page’ meetings now
Sure. Just saying he looked good. Think he’s been on adkins and really working out a lot.
T. Romo, QB Coach 4 D.Prescott You do realize Jerry doesn’t give a shit and will just say whatever’s on his mind, right? There’s only one person that needs to get on the same page, and he refuses to do so.
This reminds me of last year when Choy claimed Dez would only miss a week or 2 and when he came back he would lead the Boys to the playoffs. How’d that work out for him?
yes, that’s why i called him al davis earlier
They should respect your emotions more Jusin. Jerry is not invited into the ever growing Teepee of Frienship
So you are saying the Eagles backup RB is better than Zeke. Got it.
I think we should invite him in, and murder him by pouring melted gold on his head
Werder and Clarence Hill soooo pissed at Brandon George right now lmao
“fuck Jerry and Jason, I’m just going to go ask Dez”
choyboy0724 don’t bite this stupid hook man
Weech “Dez come in for your MRI, this is ridiculous”
“new phone who dis”
Speaking of, i think the diva WR is a dying breed. Guys like AJ and Julio are calm and collected.
Weech Odell desperately bring to bring Diva back
“Dez spent monday lifting and buttsexing hoes on my boat”
– Jerry at 2:34pm
“Dez spent monday dancing with Lil John and is 100%”
– Jerry at 3:00pm
“Dez is dead”
– Jerry at 3:42pm
He’s on the only other one I can think of. Steve Smith, Chad Johnson, Keyshon, TO, those guys just don’t exist anymore.
Dongtavious Steelwang OBJ isn’t a Diva WR, he’s a mentally fragile WR.
Sir Squatch Dongtavious Steelwang Nah, he’s a diva. Calls for flags on almost every play, was mad at the Jags for being too aggressive in preseason…
Sounds like closer to 8 weeks. https://twitter.com/NFLCharean/status/781922984709750785
splooz Surrounded by bottles of Little Jonathan Wine
I’m not excusing Dez for what he did but when i tore my ACL. I was pretty upset. Borderline depressed and my livelihood wasn’t on the line. Although some say I could have gotten rec league MVP that year.
But maybe at some point teach him how to play quarterback.
Cowboy superstar starters who already missed at least one or more games:
Romo
Lawrence
Smith
Scandrick,
Cowboys superstar starters who are going to miss at least one game:
Dez
Cowboys starters who missed at least one game so far:
Gregory
McClain
Cowboy 2 points from being 3-0
Pretty happy about that.
choyboy0724 Eagles could just as easily win them too.
Back to you, Madden.
Cowboys could easily be 4-12 again this year.
What kind of idiot makes that kind of bet? They’d have to be a sucker. The suckiest suck who ever sucked.
Your livelihood wasn’t on the line? How are you supposed to pull weeds with one leg?
And btw, I didn’t say anything before, but that was pretty fucked up what you said to Frenchy yesterday about deadbeat black guys.
JosephR2225 RG3 @JoesephR225 “Don’t listen to them because they never wanted you to succeed anyway”
choyboy0724 If he’s got a balloon, what the fuck do you got?
Hey Choy have you seen the standings? [img]http://i.imgur.com/P6xsWLr.png[/img]
I missed it but in the interest of racism I’ll support Weech blindly. Get em weech.
Yup after 3 games. 2-1 with a really good chance to be 3-1 and #9 soon to return
And the Eagles are 3-0 with a good chance at being 7-0 going on 8-0 leading to 9-0.
Anyone notice Squatch suggesting the Preston Smith is having a good year even though he has zero sacks?
I mean, is that even possible?
Untill that never happens on any planet in the solar system
You’ve played a bunch of crappy teams and even lost to one of them.
Best part will be when Romo carves your fucking team to pieces in a few weeks
This Preston Smith?
https://gfycat.com/FirsthandTatteredAntelope
Weech it was such a good highlight, the NFL laid claim
It will be fun to watch the Boys put up 35-40 pts in that game
Trent Murphy has 2 more sacks than Dallas leading sack artist…LOLrlando Scandirck
choyboy0724 [img]http://i.imgur.com/qcJZnWl.jpg[/img]
Dude, why the avatar? I thought you were a Dallas fan. Showing love for your home team now?
You should since your team will prob haven2 or 3 losses by then
choy…you realize you are the RCU of cow fans when you act like this, right? Not a good look meng.
https://twitter.com/nflnetwork https://twitter.com/nflnetwork/status/781925794637553664https://twitter.com/nflnetwork/status/781925794637553664
UPDATE: https://twitter.com/Browns are planning to release WR Josh Gordon. (via https://twitter.com/RapSheet)
Should be interesting if they do.
He comes on here trashing other peoples teams when they are better than the Cowboys.
Ok, lets do this again. This Preston Smith?
https://gfycat.com/TornYoungElephantseal
Josh Gordon has been claimed by Dallas. Jerry Jones says he’s week to week with a crack addiction.
No by coming on here talking trash about teams that are better than the Cowboys.
No, by claiming the Eagles WILL lose 3 games or so by the time they face the Cowboys and that the Cowboys will surely put up 35-40 points on a defense that’s letting up less than 7 points per game.
Wow, looks like everyone forgot to cover the pulling guard you guys call a TE.
And doing this while Fat Tony and Dopey Dez are both hurt.
“In all honesty, this is about as bad a matchup the Eagles could have. AB is gonna light up their secondary, Deangelo is a tough matchup and Ben has so many other weapons to throw the ball too. Defensively this will be Wentz’s baptism under fire because he has not seen anything close to the talent level he will see from the Steelers D and Tomlin is one of the best coaches in the league not named Belicheck.”
Clearly they have not been paying attention to Ryan Grant
https://www.profootballfocus.com/pro-top-10-nfl-wrs-in-one-on-one-situations/
Choy is like RCU in he’s more of an Eagle hater than a Cowboys fan.
“My point is the only way the Eagles win is if they score over 30 pts and that is not going to happen against that Steelers D.”
Yeesh Joe we were all wrong about Pitt creaming Philly. Don’t rub our faces in it. Just rub choy’s in it.
We were all wrong about it…. only one of us took Pittsburgh -20 in a bet.
That bet was so bad, that Pittsburgh could have scored 50 more points than they did, and Choy still would have lost.
rep138 Weech Kelvin Sheppard has been so useless. Bring back Brinkley.
We’ll make sure to save your posts today so we can post more of your stupid predictions that you won;t care about when they are also proven wrong.
I’m glad you care so much about me, too bad I don’t feel the same about you
Not sure what Weech is trying to say with that gif. Preston Smith is a good pass rusher. Nobody claimed he should be covering TE’s
its crazy how hard teams are biting on Zeke fakes
choyboy0724 Show me on this doll where the Eagles touched you to make you hate them so. [img]http://i.imgur.com/l8QVZpo.jpg[/img]
#InJayWeTrust I think he is saying that Preston Smith hesitating against the screen pass is a metaphor for him as a future father.
penguinfarmer Future? Just because he abandoned all his kids doesn’t mean they don’t exist.
A series of quakes under the Salton Sea may be a signal that the San Andreas Fault is on the verge of buckling. For the next few days, the risk of a major earthquake along the fault is as high as 1 in 100. Which, holy crap. http://gizmodo.com/massive-earthquake-on-the-san-andreas-fault-is-disturbi-1787279784
Weech Yes, the play action fooled him. Congratulations. He still rushes the passer 10x better than the potheads you emply
Mytee rep138 Weech
Thompson > Hall. Too bad he as injured last week.
………..great.
if that happens and i don’t show up. You’ll know what happened to me
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#InJayWeTrust
Is he? How many sacks does he have through 3 games this season? 0.0, 9 total tackles.
He had a great rookie year, but so far this season he hasn’t followed it up
Whatever you say, Justin. Just make sure you have flashlights with plenty of batteries.
T. Romo, QB Coach 4 D.Prescott What’s your point? It’s a technology/science/lifestyle website like Engadget, Ars, TechCrunch?
JosephR2225 Justin doesn’t believe in earthquakes, he’s good.
Just jealous of all the attention Josh Gordon’s been getting
So Gordon, Decker, Watkins, Dez…. anybody else? They’re dropping like flies.
Marshall almost. Kendall Wright is on a milk carton. Keenan Allen
Lupo The one time he ACTUALLY Googles something….
T. Romo, QB Coach 4 D.Prescott ….I should ban you.
Lupo i thought i read in here it says its actually more likely to happen in southern california
T. Romo, QB Coach 4 D.Prescott Do we actually need to have that conversation again? Nobody overrules Keal.
That’s where the Sultan Sea is, so that’s where it’s likely to happen (if it happened, which it likely won’t right now)
Dongtavious Steelwang T. Romo, QB Coach 4 D.Prescott http://i.imgur.com/OvP8k8Q.gif
that would be his first bad move this offseason
T. Romo, QB Coach 4 D.Prescott STOP TRYIN’ TO CALM ME DOWN, I AIN’T CALM!
this is only the third swarm that has been recorded in this area since sensors were installed in 1932, and it’s much worse than the ones recorded in 2001 and 2009.
Not at all if he can get him for a conditional 6th or 7th. Well worth the risk.
Bill_In_FL And 1% is the highest chances the USGS gave, in their range from 0.03%-1%. I don’t know why people don’t click on the actual USGS bulletin instead of the fear mongering.
T. Romo, QB Coach 4 D.Prescott I thought you were north of LA?
Why not put a claim in on Gordon? What’s his contract situation?
I am. but I’m 20 mins from the S.A. fault center
<-Lance Armstrong's Siamese testicle twin you are joking right?
<-Lance Armstrong's Siamese testicle twin He's a vested Vet, I don't think he goes through waivers
Bill_In_FL Dongtavious Steelwang Nah, but I recommend you try the veal. And tip your waitresses.
I think he’s still on his rookie deal but the only team that should claim him in the East is probably Philly. Skins don’t need. NY doesn’t need. Dallas likely shouldn’t deal with the headache.
T. Romo, QB Coach 4 D.Prescott Ignoring the improbability of a major earthquake based on this swarm, you’re likely too far north to be worried about any real damage.
Unless of course it’s like a 9+ and runs the course of the fault. Then you might as well just kill yourself
i want no part of that bullshit. he had what? 2 and half years to get clean? and he was smoking the whole time
Lol. Neither do I really. Yet you’d be willing to take McClain back Justin?
splooz Sorry, that’s the direct link to the gallery instead of Giz’s dumb commentary
Gordon and Wentz would be an incredible pairing. Goodell would probably veto the trade/signing due to some bs anti-pwning policy.
I would. but only for this year. I also feel differently about defenders. I prefer a few headcases on my defense.
Nah Josh would probably veto it by getting high again.
do you really think Gordon ever plays again?
<-Lance Armstrong's Siamese testicle twin I'm not. even if Ro comes back, he won't have done any football work for 5 months. How long will it take him to get into 'football shape' - assuming he 'feels like it'? His contribution would be minimal Technically Gordon hasn't served his current suspension yet, so he's not actually on the Cleveland roster.
probably not, but I’d take a flyer on him and get him into camp next off-season
you get suspended in 2014, suspended in 2015, suspended in 2016, THEN right before youre about to be reinstated, you decide to go to rehab.
maybe jo has a point, he wants out of Cleveland BADLY
I mean can you think of a better trigger to relapse than having done all that dumb shit to get out of Cleveland only to get sent to Philly?
Rolando McClain on one leg is better than Anthony Hitchens
Careful, it’s not too log before Randy Gregory does the same thing
Tripod on tripod violence! Allowed only within the new and improved Teepee of Friendship.
Shedd is the best i ever been to. we have a pretty renowned one here in Monterey too.
Shedd is pretty sweet… aquariums and zoos generally make me sad though
T. Romo, QB Coach 4 D.Prescott
“If he feels like it”, and Hitchens isn’t the MLB, Durant is.
Any guesses on what Ro weighs right now?
Ro has no intention of playing football again.
T. Romo, QB Coach 4 D.Prescott Monterey aquarium was the best one I had ever seen. I loved that place.
yeah I’m a liberal when it comes to animals lol Shedd is actually really bad about that. i almost want to let the fucking spider crab out!
i’m not sure what makes it so renown though. I think its the ocean fed exhibits, the seahorses, and the great white.
T. Romo, QB Coach 4 D.Prescott It’s been 20 years since I last saw it. I have no idea what it looks like now.
T. Romo, QB Coach 4 D.Prescott
Because the Browns have mistreated the poor baby so badly.
I’m with you on this one. At some point you have to ask whether he is worth it, and at this point I’m not sure he is. I hope he gets healthy and gets his shit together and has a great career, but at this point I think you have to pass.
I think the Eagles chances of getting Gordon on waivers are pretty slim. The NFL readjusted the waiver order this week based on current record. I think the Eagles are at the bottom of the waiver claim list. There’s going to be some team ahead of them willing to take the chance.
As far as I know I don’t think you can trade a suspended player so they’d have to wait until Gordon comes back to the team to make a trade offer
Durant has looked much better than Hitchens did week 1
Su’a Cravens wins NFL Clutch Performer of the Week, the most important award this side of NFC Special Tams Player of the Month
i thought the order didn’t reset until week 4
#InJayWeTrust It’s the only one that matters outside of Superbowl MVP.
Monz Venus #InJayWeTrust What schlub in the NFC East has that?
penguinfarmer Monz Venus #InJayWeTrust Some schlub named Elisha.
i meant the conclusion, but laugh away asshole
T. Romo, QB Coach 4 D.Prescott
It resets at the beginning of week 4. Week 4 marks the 1st week teams have byes, so they can’t use record at the end of week 4, wouldn’t be fair.
its Friday afternoon. pot stirring is needed.
http://www.espn.com/nfl/team/_/name/cle/cleveland-browns
The Browns scored 24 points on a lackluster Dolphins defense with the help of a defensive touchdown last week. The Redskins’ defense is one spot lower than Miami’s in the overall rankings, but the Browns lose the element of surprise with http://www.espn.com/nfl/player/_/id/14851/terrelle-pryor at different positions. Washington can prepare for Pryor after watching him. The question is whether the Redskins are good enough to stop him. The answer is no, but the Browns’ defense will struggle to stop the Redskins. Redskins 27, Browns 16. — Pat McManamonhttp://www.espn.com/nfl/team/_/name/wsh/washington-redskins
The Redskins must improve their tackling or the Browns will move the ball on them — only two teams have allowed more yards after contact. Washington also has to make sure its secondary clamps down on Terrelle Pryor. But it’s the Redskins’ passing attack that will dictate the outcome of this game. The Redskins have four players with at least 13 receptions and will face a defense that ranks 22nd in yards per pass attempt allowed. Redskins 28, Browns 20. — John Keim
http://www.espn.com/nfl/game?gameId=400874674http://www.espn.com/nfl/team/_/name/dal/dallas-cowboys
History says Sunday’s trip to the Bay Area won’t be a good one. The Cowboys are 2-8 when they don’t have http://www.espn.com/nfl/player/_/id/5209/tony-romo or http://www.espn.com/nfl/player/_/id/13215/dez-bryant in their lineup since 2010, including an 0-6 mark last season. But the Cowboys have a different feel than last season’s group. Call it the http://www.espn.com/nfl/player/_/id/2577417/dak-prescott and http://www.espn.com/nfl/player/_/id/3051392/ezekiel-elliott effect. Prescott won’t make mistakes. Elliott will pound his way to more than 100 yards for the second straight week. Cowboys 27, Niners 23. — Todd Archerhttp://www.espn.com/nfl/team/_/name/sf/san-francisco-49ers
The 49ers finally return home after two tough trips to Carolina and Seattle that both resulted in 19-point losses. Here’s the good news: The 49ers should be able to get their run game going; Dallas ranks 28th in the league in yards allowed per carry (4.79). But San Francisco’s penchant for allowing big plays — they’ve allowed a combined 16 runs of 10 or more yards and pass plays of 20-plus yards the past two weeks — could be a problem again if they don’t fix the basic fundamentals that hurt them against the Panthers and Seahawks.Cowboys 24, 49ers 17. — Nick Wagoner
http://www.espn.com/nfl/team/_/name/nyg/new-york-giants
This is a tough matchup for the Giants on the road: in prime time, against a quality team (and defense) in a brand new, loud stadium. After seeing what the Vikings did to the Panthers’ offensive line — they recorded eight sacks of Cam Newton — it’s hard to imagine it won’t be much of the same against the Giants. Young tackles http://www.espn.com/nfl/player/_/id/2969952/ereck-flowers and http://www.espn.com/nfl/player/_/id/2576789/bobby-hart will have their struggles with Vikings defensive end http://www.espn.com/nfl/player/_/id/13373/everson-griffen, who several Giants called “one of the most underrated players in the league.” The offense stumbles, the defense isn’t good enough and the Giants lose again in Minnesota. — Vikings 22, Giants 10. — Jordan Raananhttp://www.espn.com/nfl/team/_/name/min/minnesota-vikings
http://www.espn.com/nfl/player/_/id/5526/eli-manning has struggled against the Vikings for most of his career, posting a 34.6 QBR in seven games. Although he has a much deeper complement of receivers than he had in the Vikings’ blowout win last December, Manning is facing a defense that has made a habit of slowing down prolific offenses the past two weeks. The Vikings will test the Giants’ ability to protect Manning, and teams haven’t been able to beat the Vikings by leaning on the passing game. The Giants won’t be able to do it Monday night at U.S. Bank Stadium, either. Vikings 20, Giants 10. — Ben Goessling
The Panthers were blindsided on Friday by the news that starting left tackle Michael Oher will miss Sunday’s game at Atlanta with a concussion.
Still not ringing a bell. I assume she’s about to get raped. Is this the sequel to The Accused?
splooz LMAO. no, the sequel to the green mile
it better than beasters disturbing weirdness which you seem to like
I’m obviously Violet Beauregarde and cloister is clearly Veruca Salty
[Dez Bryant] has now become the most overrated player in the NFL.” — https://twitter.com/ColinCowherd
Howie can sign him for pennies instead. Excellent.
http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000711886/article/cleveland-browns-planning-to-release-josh-gordon?campaign=fb-nf-sf37526026-sf37526026
not really…splooz is a single 40 year old dude who pretend he lives some glamorous hippy life and comes here to be a contrarian and argue….beaster is a spammer who I get along with here for trolling purposes and who you liked until he hurt your feelings
https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/781946170205765633
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Didn’t Garrett already rule him out? Isn’t lying on an injury report an actually issue, not an upsetting bitchy reporters issue?
folowed up with, Dez, ODB, TO, Chad johnson… what do they all have in common? no rings… Diva Wr’s aren;t worth it
i mean, we can’t all have Julian Edelmans and Doug Baldwins
Nah. I haven’t seen anyone say he was “out” this weekend. Its always been “leaving the option open”.
Smh.
So, how to explain zero SBs for the Eagles; crapola WR that are too crappy?
you realize beaster is a guy who sits at home, doesn’t work, trolls all day on SKA, and pretends he lives some glorious life, right?
H20 “hurt my feelings” doesn’t describe what he became
he and Reid were the only names i even knew out of that secondary
it was weird when they drafted him, they never really said what he was. they’ve always sort of played him as a slot CB
I think he was considered a good in the box safety prospect who could cover a little. I remember seeing him linked to the Skins in the 2nd (we didn’t have a 1st…thanks Bob!) and liked him.
If Willis didnt’ retire, and Aldon Smith didn’t go crazy, that defense would still be VERY legit
I think Aaron Lynch is also suspended right? When he gets back they should improve too. They did lose a lot of contributing players over the years between Willis, Cully, Justin Sammut-Smith, RJF, to name a few.
i saw tank carradine go down when i was watching redzone. not sure if he is hurt or nto
i couldn’t believe they traded Kenneth Acker, i thought they had found a steal in him.
<-Lance Armstrong's Siamese testicle twin do you have a video of what for?
He’s a repeat offender which is why it’s so high
rep138 Didn’t he hit him with his shoulder in his chest? I know they threw the flag but thought it was a legal hit, even if brutal
http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000711769/article/dez-bryant-on-delaying-mri-i-made-a-poor-decisionPublished: September 29, 2016 at 04:00 PM
Star receivers come packed with intriguing — something the Cowboys know well. With Dez Bryant facing fines for missing an MRI exam and team meetings, the WR apologized for his actions http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000711769/article/dez-bryant-on-delaying-mri-i-made-a-poor-decision
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so if they knew the injury on Monday. did Dez fall on the sword here for Jerry and JG?
I got this from rotoworld: 49ers CB Jimmie Ward has been ruled out for Week 4 against the Cowboys.It’s an upgrade to Cole Beasley’s matchup, as Ward covers the slot in the 49ers’ defense and Beasley runs almost strictly slot routes. Beasley’s target outlook is also improved by the Cowboys’ loss of Dez Bryant (knee). Sep 30 – 3:55 PM
Sir Squatch rep138 Still falls within defenseless receiver.
Wtf???
Ian Rapoport @RapSheet 3m3 minutes ago
In his showdown with #Giants WR Odell Beckham, #Redskins CB Josh Norman was fined $48,620 for unnecessary roughness.
#InJayWeTrust Until somebody explains for what, it makes no sense
It’s amazing how the NFL protects QBs and WRs so much but they take such giant shits on RBs heads.
penguinfarmer How can that be possible? Where are defenders supposed to hit receivers? Knee? How well does that usually work out?
Sir Squatch rep138
Doesn’t matter. It was unnecessary roughness on a defenseless receiver. I know the mantra with you Skins fans is that every flag against you is BS, but this wasn’t.
Sir Squatch #InJayWeTrust https://twitter.com/RVacchianoSNY/status/781951642191163392
They thought it was a fracture Sunday.Didnt get confirmation until the MRI. Because the XRAy wasn’t definitive
rep138 I don’t think it was a bad flag, the hit was brutal. The fine is stupid if that’s really what it was for though.
Sir Squatch penguinfarmer I hate the rule, but to be honest, that is the only way to legislate against a lot of concussions. It’s the league actually following through on their safety promise.
penguinfarmer Then whoever hit Matt Jones in the crown of the helmet needs a $100k fine. That was 10x the hit of Normans
splooz I hate it when these deadbeats crash Dothraki parties.
Sir Squatch rep138
Well I don’t think Richburg should have been fined 12,000$ or thrown out for talking shit to Norman.
Show me the video of that, because that’s not how I remember the hit.
rep138 He wasn’t, he was thrown out for hitting Norman in the back when he wasn’t part of the play. I think based on this judgement (a multiple offender, and “lining up the play”) he should be suspended multiple games.
Sir Squatch rep138
No, he was thrown out for taunting. The hit (which was rather benign) had nothing to do with him getting tossed.
T. Romo, QB Coach 4 D.Prescott Lupo I know man. Fucking racism is just oozing out of him.
Kicking net fined $27k for contact to the head of a senseless receiver.
splooz waiting for nfl.com to post the fine, but they prob can’t find the video either
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
<-Lance Armstrong's Siamese testicle twin Ralph is a tool, Norman didn't "throw his arms" or leave his feet in a launch.
Justin thinks you’re scared of beaster because you get along with him.
If we said this about an Eagle, you’d be crying and whining for hours about how there’s too many trolls here
<-Lance Armstrong's Siamese testicle twin what the fuck was he doing with ODB lol fucking Eli
See, I can handle comments like that, because I don’t have skin thinner than paper, unlike you
PPR league Doug Baldwin for Jordan Matthews…. I’d be getting the pope
Not kidding, I think Eli was scared to throw at Norman after almost getting picked until the end of the game when he started going that way because they were behind
T. Romo, QB Coach 4 D.Prescott <-Lance Armstrong's Siamese testicle twin His first read on that play was Shepard. He was wide open so he didn't look elsewhere.
Looks like he gets him in the chest but whatever. Norman’s got plenty of cash.
Pretty much a push. Id take Matthews just because it’s more fun to root for your own guys.
rep138 Stared him down the entire time, which is why Norman left OBJ, precursor of things to come
did that always say “for” i feel like i was reading it as “or”
Justin – Maybe if we just keep being nice to him cloister will stop being so unhappy about stuff.
this split screen Commercial thing the golf channel does is pretty cool, would be nice if the NFL left a little live window open during commercial breaks
i think the soccer games are getting to him
Sir Squatch rep138
There wasn’t a Redskin within 10 yards of Shepard when he released the ball, but whatever.
Are you calling him the P-Diddy of unhappyness Justin? If so…
Well done.
With Wilson being dinged too I think that’s more incentive to deal.
I can’t tell if you didn’t bother watching the replay right there where Norman seeing the read the whole time and makes a hard but legal hit or your homer glasses are just fogged up
Sir Squatch
Yes, it was a good play by Norman, however, even though he left early and may have read the play, he did not get there in time to stop the completion. He did not dislodge the ball from the receiver and the officials determined his hit was illegal. In addition the league determined it as a fine worthy hit. The Giants completed a 12 yard pickup and first down on the play. Eli did not see Beckham but Beckham was not his first read and his first read was open. I don’t understand how you can view this as a positive play for the Redskins. Literally nothing went right for them here.
what makes you think i don’t like diarrhea?
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Sorry, just a random crossing of “Is the Pope Polish’ & ‘Does a bear shit in the woods’
ahhhh shit, they even toasted the buns this time
splooz
Should I expect the wall in my house to explode in and three big guys come rushing in?
philly locals, please tell me you’ve been trolling the shit out of steeler fans
I’m sure none of the fat ass eagles fans here can fight
California checking in. 1400 hours. Still no earthquake. We’re all still ok.
H20 I didn’t used to (as we all know), but we seem to get along fine now, even when we disagree.
Well that’s not good
https://twitter.com/RogerAPielkeSr https://twitter.com/RogerAPielkeSr/status/781963461991407616
After models were predicting recurvature, ECMWF now stalls east of Florida. With obs rapid intensification,forecast even more uncertain now.
#InJayWeTrust didn’t he hurt it last year?
T. Romo, QB Coach 4 D.Prescott #InJayWeTrust
Yep, Jones Fracture like Dez. He’s getting a second surgery on the same break. Not good.
T. Romo, QB Coach 4 D.Prescott #InJayWeTrust
Well, now multiple ‘sources’ are reporting surgery – yes, & surgery -no
When it comes to the draft this next year, I’d let Jim Schwartz take whoever he wants with the first few picks of he signed a 2-year extension.
I wasn’t sure if I was the only one who didn’t understand this
who knows…him and splooz list the weirdest random shit stinginess
H20 why are so butthurt that I get along with splooz.
cloister I see the bye week has brought the bitch out in you early. I was expecting it to be monday
H20 actually its not. with Peters with one foot out the door. Lane one suspension away from a season long. And its a position without much talent outside of the first round.
According to my sauces T is terrible this class. Eagles have some guys in the pipeline that could possibly fill RT. Lane is my main worry.
You haven’t heard the news? Odds have gone to 100 to 1 that San Andreas will have a 7+ in its southern zone due to all of the activity in the Sultan Sea. You guys are doomed.
Justin thinks you can only build an OL with first rounders because that’s the way Dallas did it.
That completely blows. At least Embiid will make his debut finally. Still something to be excited about with him and Saric. That’s certainly a huge kick in the diddlies though.
splooz Dez had a hairline fracture. Simmons is a fifth metatarsal fracture
Man I love Dez. He is the kind of human being we should all strive to be; not perfect, but doing his level best to get better.
I’ll take 22 of him on my team and I’ll never lose.
EaglesAreGoodSoSTFU148 Unless it’s a Jones fracture. Jones fracture’s are…no bueno
Cloister,
Bad news here
Sixers injury update: Ben Simmons suffers fracture in right foot.
https://twitter.com/ProFootballDoc dez saying Andrews told him day to day would suggest that it’s only a bone bruise then?7:18 PM – 30 Sep 2016
https://twitter.com/ProFootballDoc https://twitter.com/ProFootballDoc/status/781984200920399872
David J. Chao, MD Retweeted Keen
That is a possibility.
No way any doctor says a https://twitter.com/NFL player is day-to-day if the diagnosis is a true hairline tibial plateau fracture.
Bill_In_FL Thanks for the update Bill. Also news: apparently a meteor killed the dinosaurs
https://twitter.com/hurrtrackerapp/status/782003945619255301
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Intensified way more quickly than NHC had forecast and blowing models out left and right. Going to be serious trouble for Jam/Cuba . No clue what it does after that
rep138 Are those locally confirmed or from people who travelled to other locations and acquired the virus?
Seismic activity in Katla volcano, South Iceland, continues. No less than 200 tremors have registered there in the past 24 hours, http://www.ruv.is/frett/mikil-skjalftavirkni-en-engin-merki-um-gosoroa reports.
South Iceland is at the opposite end (diagonally) of the North American tectonic plate from San Andreas.
I wonder if there’s a connection — North American plate shifting rapidly? *pulls up 2102 movie*
Sir Squatch Yeah, it will be the first major to hit Jamaica since 1988. It looks like it will smack the poopie out of Jamaica, mon.
Models are now saying it will lose strength after it gets to the Bahamas and will slow down off the Central Florida coast. Still shows it taking a path about 200 mi off the US Coast, although the models are changing pretty rapidly.
Why The Eagles’ Surprising Start Might — And Might Not — Hold Up http://53eig.ht/2cOLoBo
Offense Efficiency isn’t that surprising when you look at what Pederson was doing in KC. Eagles were terrible per play under Chip.
Matthew (the Hurricane, not the WR – well it’s close) dropped some overnight, 145mph winds and is slowing down. Looks like it won’t get past the Bahamas (the islands, not Tommy) until Thursday, which means it will beat the crap out of Jamaica, mon & Cubar.
Latest model ‘ensemble’ still has it most likely not making landfall in the US which would be a good thing, still it will dump a huge amount of rain up and down the East coast.
honeybadger23
Yeah, we’re gonna die, You’re gonna die, I’m gonna die, we’re all gonna die … just not today
DallasCowboysSux She could feed all the babies in 3 States with those things
Really nice work by Dubin of CBSSports comparing Wentz & Dak (why do we use Wentz’s last name and Dak’s middle name?)
Essentially the conclusion is they are pretty much even, the difference is the performance of the Eagles defense, which has been outstanding this season, and that the Eagles have been using a shorter passing game w a lot of screens (almost 20% of Wentz’s passes have been behind the LOS vs 9% for Dak). The difference in QB rating (which heavily favors Wentz 103.3 to 93.3) is that Wentz has thrown 4 more TDs than Dak and the traditional QB rating heavily favors passing TDs. OTH, ESPN’s QBR rating heavily favors Dak (82.5 to 66). The reason for the difference? QBR accounts for QB yards on the ground (Dak has 54 + 2 rush TDs) & 3rd down success (Dak has completed 77% of his 3rd down throws for 253 yds & a TD).
I still don’t see the need to compare the two of them honestly. Both have been playing fantastic football just in terms of playing the position. The fact that they are rookies makes it all the more impressive. Both fan bases should be happy.
Who are you and what have you done with Cloister?
Lol
Seriously though. You know better. Everything gets compared to something else in the NFL:-)
lol, I get it…it gets clicks. It’s just stupid to me. Comparisons like this make it seem like one is playing better than the other, which really isn’t true. Both are doing what is asked of them, and doing it very well. The comparisons almost always lead to “criticism” of some aspect one of the QB’s play and neither QB deserves any criticism up to this point.
H20 I think when you have two rookies playing extremely well that comparisons are natural.
I am very happy with Dak as you are with Wentz. Both have not ‘exceeded’ expectations so much as they’ve obliterated them.
At the back of my mind, in the dark recesses, I can’t help but wonder if the ‘balloon’ is going to pop at some point.
EaglesAreGoodSoSTFU148
*watches the point go over your head’. it wasn’t about which one was ‘better’.
Looks like Garrett is going to get a real coaching challenge Sunday. It appears Dallas is going in to the SF game sans arguably their 3 best players – Tyron, Dez, & Romo.
Eh that’s a bad point. I’ll get to watch Dak again this week. Only saw him week one and it wasn’t anything special. I think most importantly coaches are putting them in places to succeed. The individual numbers are relatively pointless except for INTs. Two different offenses both scoring at a good rate.
Always, all the time, 24/7, 365, for all eternity and beyond… even in victory, especially in defeat… even with Dak, Beasley and Elliott, but especially without Romo, Dez and Tyron..
That line was bound to get injured. They had an impressive streak going
https://twitter.com/JimmyKempski/status/782205312019402752
Kempski’s best articles.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze The Dallas offense has two play calls for each play, one pass, one run. One of the two is the primary call. The QB can do a ‘check w me’ at the line based on the coverage he sees and switch from run to pass or vice versa. When you hear Romo yelling ‘Kill, Kill, Kill’ it’s a signal that he’s switching the play call.
Yes, Dak can and has executed the ‘check w me’ play call switch.
EaglesAreGoodSoSTFU148
They played almost the entire game last Sunday without their starting LT & their starting LG
That’s pretty cool actually, I didn’t realize that Doug’s headset went out before the play could get called in. That play and the improvisation was all Wentz. Impressive stuff.
“But to realize his head coach can’t talk to him, and that he has to go it alone? And then to execute the way he did, turning his own play call on its head for one of the best plays the league has seen so far this season? That’s really something special, and it speaks volumes about his ability to make good decisions when crunched for time”.
Related question: how does the NFL, a multi billion dollar organization, have headsets less reliable than the ones that connect the managers to the hostesses at Chili’s?
Chilli’s and Macaroni & Grill (same company) headsets > NFL headsets
DallasCowboysSux Shouldn’t you be tounging some fat bitch’s sloppy gaping asshole right now? It’s Saturday morning, only no-life losers like me should be here.
22SnakePlissken5150 already did that last night… recuperating for tonight…
DallasCowboysSux 22SnakePlissken5150 must be getting old.
So glad to see Orange Man go back into self destruction mode. I was getting scared for a hot minute.
https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/782241899587444740 Is this a different Will Allen?
<--Certified Pussy Troll Different? It's not the Will Allen the Giants used to have as a CB.
NYG basically not gonna dress a secondary on Monday
https://twitter.com/Giants/status/782263847726026752
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JosephR2225 1 hour ago
Related question: how does the NFL, a multi billion dollar organization, have headsets less reliable than the ones that connect the managers to the hostesses at Chili’s?
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I believe that there is a time limit on each play for how long the channel is open for them to use.
i might be a bad Canadian, but I hope the Blue Jays lose out this weekend so TFC gets some good coverage. heck, maybe I am a bad person?
http://www.philly.com/philly/sports/The-Dallas-Cowboys-employ-a-man-whose-job-is-to-make-problems-go-away.html?mobi=true
A really interesting read. This guy certainly knows where the Dez video is.
Man who makes problems go away? He doesn’t sound like he’s doing his job. Jason Garrett’s been there forever
https://twitter.com/therealmarklane/status/782299963057254400 For about 200 mil less. :-P( yeah I know the pass rush is still terrible)
Brandon Graham and Fletcher Cox each have more sacks than the entire Giants DL.
Just making fun of the Giants money spending. Lol.
Jon Machota @jonmachota 1h1 hour ago
Highest time of possession average through 3 games:
Eagles 36:47
Cowboys 34:58
Panthers 34:22
Jets 34:00
Texans 33:53
Eagles Dline is gonna be so fresh the whole year. They’ve played the least amount of snaps and have a decent rotation going. Cox gonna be fresh for the SB run
Showing that 2 players from one team combine for more sacks than 2 teams DL combined sack totals is much more illustrative. Plus, I get to show off how good the Eagles DL has looked so far.
Cox makes more money per year, than the Cowboys entire DL.
So, there’s that.
And Dez makes probably 3x as much per year than the Eagles WR corps combined.
my mistake (my deepest apologies ldds)…we were also talking about production, not money. You changed the topic as usual.
We were need discussing production by DLs, you tried to make some snide remark about the Cowboys supposed lack of production, I pointed out that the production may be lower, but so is the cost. So, there you go.
You don’t expect the production from things that cost less to be as great as from those that cost more.
Leastways if you have any sense.
<--Certified Pussy Troll so who wants it up the ass? line up please
Actually, thanks to the hilariously awful contract the Cowboys gave Tyrone Crawfird and the slightly less awful contract they gave Cedric Thornton, he doesn’t… But I do see your point insofar as he probably should.
<--Certified Pussy Troll TOP is not a 'direct' stat', it is a result of other 'direct' stats. TOP does not determine if you will win a game like TO ratio does
Well, really he does. At 17 million per year. And that’s with an normalized sense (rather than the screwball way contracts are structured) of his salary.
But yeah, he should.
$9M/yr for Crawford; $4.25M/yr for Thornton; $2.75M/yr for Mayowa; $1.3M/yr for Lawrence = $17.3M/yr
Who even cares? Simple fact is the Cowboys DL is quite pedestrian while the Eagles DL is quite badass. I’m pretty happy my team invested good money into it. It’s an important position group.
Thornton isn’t starting. Terrell McClain is, and his salary is 1 million per year.
A Pedestrian DL, 2 points away from 3-0. I wonder how important that group is.
It’s a long season. If you don’t think the DL is incredibly important to good defensive play, I don’t know what to tell you besides you’re wrong.
H2O is entirely too arrogant at 3-0. god forbid the eagles are actually good going forward.
First time in quite a while that I feel pretty good going into a ‘Skins game. Excited to see what they do to fuck me over tomorrow.
Well, take a look at the teams with the best DLs, and if you don’t see lots teams with really good to even great ones (Seattle, Rams, Miami, and others) who are struggling, you’re not paying attention.
And, there are teams without good to great DLs (Dallas, Pitt., NE) who aren’t struggling, and there are good reasons; because it’s not as important as you think.
#InJayWeTrust if you lose against the Browns, then I don’t need to tell you what do do
This made me lol:
The only way this doesn’t go for a touchdown is if Matthews drops it (fair possibility all things considered).
Bill_In_FL <--Certified Pussy Troll Regardless, in the last several years, Chip's teams have had poor TOP, a very high 3 and out percentage, and by the end of the season, the defense has had to defend about 2 extra games worth of plays, which probably causes increased fatigue of the defense by late in the year and playoff time.
Fun Fact: Former Saints QB Bobby Hebert is from Cut Off, LA. Yes, the town of Cut Off actually exists (I checked Google Maps just to be sure)
Hebert was on the same HS football team as interim LSU Coach ‘O’, apparently they were quite the hell raisers in HS.
#InJayWeTrust
As well you should. Playing Cleveland is about as close to getting a bye as you can get. Bad team, badly managed by team Ownership, and they are very wounded.
Game day bitches. Go Cows,Browns,Vikings,Bye week
https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/782526494094548992 Brown gets more playing time at least.
<--Certified Pussy Troll I was hoping Sandpaper would play today, but, they need to get his hammy's right. If Dak can engineer a win sans Dez ...
<--Certified Pussy Troll I was wondering about that. Dr Chao said yesterday that the only way Dr Andrews would say Dez was day-to-day was if he had a bone bruise, not a hairline fracture. I predict Dez plays next week. We'll need him.
Pretty much what Ian was saying. No risk for structural damage. Likely play next week
Good luck today easters.
I don’t really mean that, but I do hope that you all have a good time while you watch your team lose.
Thanks for the warm wishes Cloister.
I don’t really mean that , what I mean is STFU Cloister
Played 18 holes yesterday in the rain, took 5.5 hours due to the two groups in front of us being slow as hell. Was still a good time.
https://twitter.com/Gil_Brandt/status/720784635291049984
Interesting that Philly is the 3rd road team played for each team. I would think that’s a pretty sizable advantage.
• The Eagles will face three teams coming off their bye weeks on three consecutive weeks – the Vikings (Week 7), the Cowboys (Week 8), and the Giants (Week 9).I don’t like this at all though.
Bacon(the real stuff,maple) French toast , cinnamon rolls Sunny D and Vitamin D milk.
Breakfast yum.
Always, all the time, 24/7, 365, for all eternity and beyond… even in victory, especially in defeat… even with Dak, Beasley and Elliott, but especially without Homo, Deez and Sandwich…
https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/782584617333293056
Lots of WRs going on IR or being injured
https://twitter.com/AroundTheNFL/status/782585467384377344 Of course he did. No one goes to rehab voluntarily. Lol
I’m so glad i don’t have to watch a giants game today
Go Cowboys! Go Giants! One SF team is going to win today and it won’t be the football team.
you oblivious to it anyway, I’m not going to waste my time explaining it to you
Because my football team plays today and my baseball team can make the postseason today? Because they are not from Philly?
Kirk. EE, Alfred are likely to get the most points for Dallas in their game.
Kirk should have a field day against the Browns.
https://twitter.com/PFF/status/782592576545226752 Dallas did want Wentz no denying. But they weren’t going to offer what Philly did.
Go SF GIANTS! That’s for your non reading comprehension skills.
They were in the bidding for the Browns pick until Howie showed up. Then Jerry knew he couldn’t win.
Well when you offer what Philly did. Kinda hard to pass up. I would like to know what Dallas’ offer was out of curiosity
Dallas should of just offered a lifetime supply of second rounders. It’s not like the Cowboys use them anyway
Lol. They got their 2nd rated guy(according to this) without giving up anything. I’m ok with it.
That would be interesting.
Eagles gave up a lot but there are other trades in the past where teams have given up more.
How was he their 2nd rated guy when they were trying to trace back in to the first to get lynch?
Skins back in gold pants today…. but thats okay cause they are wearing the burgundy tops.
If your second rated QB was in the fourth round then you know the margin between Wentz and Dak is huge
Or the other trade they tried to pull to get….. Hack I think?
I’m not gonna rag on the Eagles for what they paid,unless Carson busts or Dak ,Lynch,(any QB picked after) out performs Carson. Because it would be the right thing to do.
Im gonna have to listen to it on the radio today as I come back from Raleigh.
That’s Jerry. Lol. Stephen and co didn’t really try that hard to get Lynch or Hack. They had the Ammo too though.
Kind of hard to rag it now since Howie recovered a lot of what was traded away.
H20 Yep, Howie really screwed the Boys on that one. Because of that Dallas Got Zeke & a QB pretty much as good as Wentz. Real skull forking there
Well right now theargin isn’t really showing. Carson is better. But Dak is holding his own.
But parents and family day at NC State was… overrated. Good time with the boy doe.
Mytee I think they may set a record for # of defensive holding calls in one series.
Gifted Andrew Luck on a 4 year rookie deal and this is the team they cloud assemble.
Mytee Luck isn’t exactly covering himself with glory the last two seasons either
And it’s seems like Jerry regained some control that he previously didn’t have.
Just saying the logic doesn’t work out because dak was the 4th QB they wanted in that draft.
The Browns had discussions about Gordon with other teams as recently as last week and were looking to acquire a first- or second-day draft pick, sources told Schefter.
But Gordon’s trade value crashed after his announcement Thursday that he will enter the rehab facility, citing a need to “gain full control of my life.”
One source familiar with Gordon’s case told Schefter that the receiver would not have decided to enter the facility “without slipping up.”
I think he’s had the worst wrs in the NFL. TY on any other team would be a #2.
I think they knew they would end up with him anyway. Because out all the QB’s ,Dak had the most interaction with Dallas. Visits,workouts,etc..
So am I wrong for researching the movie Cars with my little ones instead the London game? Lol
I’d like to think not.
“Researching”?
And no, you made the better choice.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze
Won’t help. If he failed a test or skipped a test he’ll get banned for life.
https://twitter.com/Michael_Fabiano/status/782599703946854401 As expected. Dallas oline better be ready.
<--Is following Moseley's advice after game. I'd be tempted to sit him against the Eagles.
Depends on how the East looks…and what Dallas’ record is. But yeah I agree
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze
In fact, the act of entering rehab may trigger his suspension, not prevent it.
“http://www.nfl.com/player/joshgordon/2537931/profile’s decision to enter an in-patient rehab facility comes after the http://www.nfl.com/teams/clevelandbrowns/profile?team=CLE wide receiver potentially violated the NFL’s Policy and Program for Substances of Abuse, sources informed of the situation told NFL Network Insider Ian Rapoport.
Sources told Rapoport that Gordon committed a “slip-up” that acted as a catalyst for his decision to enter rehab. The setback could potentially violate the terms of his reinstatement from an NFL suspension issued in February 2015 for violating the league’s substance abuse policy.”
<--Is following Moseley's advice after game. At a guess Dallas could be 5-1 heading into the Eagles game. They could be 4-2 tho if Cincy improves their play
$10 says he won’t be banned because of this. Deal bill?
<--Is following Moseley's advice after game. Yes. I don't think GB is all that good this season
Eagle fans having anything at all to say about WRs other than “what are they”?
Funny.
I hope you’re right Charles, that would be great.
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
Is Eric Rowe hurt? He’s inactive today. What kind of pick did the Eagles get?
He’s been in a boot since being traded. Conditional 4th. Can be a third
Frenchie! Not sure why the Hurns hype was so big this offseason. He’s a nice player, but nothing great
That’s fair. I also forgot this game was on this morning so I didn’t take Julius Thomas out of my lineup.
Anyone know how long Simmons is going to be out?
That’s got to hurt.
They thought Bortles would continue to spread the ball around and target Hurns and Robinson a lot. Instead it has been Robinson and Robinson and Robinson with the others peppered in
I have to say, he’s been pretty smart on this stuff.
Sometime tho, who gives a fuck about cleats. All the close up shots of them during the game is gonna piss me off.
Lol. There’s a troll here,but I think I will pass on it. Anyone want to pick it up?
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze yea, he’s matured a lot over the years.
No. Dez had a Jones fracture. The same injury Durant had. Completely different
I haven’t been watching long, but the best pass I’ve seen from him was the one he caught.
I think getting cut, and having a kid was what really did it.
Lol. Jesus Christ. 3rd quarter and Luck is sitting at 1.88 in Fantasy.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze I actually thought they were kinda smooth
I saw live professional boxing last night. Charity event. Local fighters. Pretty cool. Never seen boxing live until yesterday.
I was never a shoe person so don’t worry about my opinion.
I think this is probably a typo, but don’t correct it. It’s much funnier this way.
So if you had to choose between having superstars or at least potential superstars on your team, who are constantly getting hurt, or having a bunch of scrubs who, at best, could someday give you hope that will only ultimately be dashed, which group do you choose?
http://www.espn.com/blog/statsinfo/post/_/id/124597/ben-simmons-injury-adds-to-a-trend-for-the-76ers
It’s no fun till you get hit by a sweat wave sitting in the front row, after some guy takes a hard right to the head.
You’re using this to somehow relate this to the Cowboys……nuh uh
Well that’s dumb. Superstars.
Also a freak injury that happened during practice that isn’t career threatening isn’t much of a worry. Sucks that we have to wait to see him, but oh well.
It was a last minute thing. Friend had a free ticket. I had other obligations, so I couldn’t stay for the whole thing. But I saw two fights. One guy got knocked out
Well according to the article, the team has had a rather long line of injury plagued players with lots of talent. But, ultimately, frustration.
6-10 might take the AFC South. We all clown our division, and rightly so, but that division is truly horrible.
Also, I think I say this every year
Nerls missed a year, Embiid missed 2 and Jah was shutdown toward the end of last year.
Outside of Embiid who is now finally healthy and expected to play, none of the other injuries are a concern.
Fair. I’m not choy crazy and willing to get you 20 points.
Classic Andrew Luck. Three quarters of steaming dog shit, one quarter of furious comeback.
Jane Slater @SlaterNFL 3m3 minutes ago
DeSean Jackson will not wear the caution cleats during the game doesn’t want it to be a distraction.
No. Eli is four or five seasons of steaming dog shit followed by an inexplicable run through the playoffs.
Romo is three and a half quarters of good play followed by an inexplicable meltdown.
Everyone has stories here’s one of mine:
Grew up in a vegas during the glory days of boxing. Hearns Hagler Sugar Ray Duran. Wasn’t old enough to buy tickets, but the fights were just HUGE events. Mostly at Ceasers in the early days and man it would be tough, short of a Super a bowl, to duplicate the atmosphere at those events. Superstars of sports, hollywood types, and politicians and the beautiful people gathered all together. And the great thing was, in those days, to get to the ring, they all had to walk through one corridor.
We’d go just to mingle and I’m telling you the best looking hollywood stars were just about average on the scale of hot girls in that place.
One night, I think it was a Hearns Sugar Ray fight, an absolutely beautiful girl, walking the same way as me, brushed right by my shoulder and she and her really old boyfriend raced to get to the entry, my friend says “hey, that was John Derek, with Bo.
Sure enough, and DAMN was she smoking back in the day.
Good times man. Fight nights at Ceasers.
Bortles has been a pretty big disappointment. Also, that was clearly PI
Mike Shanahan really the posterboy for the ticket commercials now….
Mike Garafolo @MikeGarafolo 2m2 minutes ago
We’ve got a pregame scuffle here in Foxboro
George Wallace @GWallaceWTOP 1m1 minute ago
Robert Griffin III makes the jog over to the #Redskins sideline and hugs Dan Snyder. Says hello to Scot McCloughan as well
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze Probaly. But they definitely made it a game
Yeah, Bortles just forgot how to throw a ball.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze I don’t know. The players are probably busy preparing for the game
If the Jags do lose, Gus might not be the coach by the time they get back to America
Tea Leoni could get it in Bad Boys. Not so much in Madam Secretary
That’s a flag.
He’s gone off the deep end.
The colts aren’t winning this game, the jags are giving it to them
The Jags used 15 seconds of clock and Indy only spent 1 timeout in that series.
I hope the Brits get mad that this game uses yards instead of meters.
Tire I was thinking the same thing about Tea Leoni but then I noticed she’s 50 years old and still looks pretty good.
No clue
They should have ran it. Luck could have ran for it. It was a half a yard
It’s very enjoyable. Don’t knock it until you tried it.
I dunno why anyone would want to make a fake rcu account.
I saw the same thing after I googled her. She looks good. The show doesn’t do her justice.
I think it’s designed to make her look older and dignified. She’s aging but doing it well. Her and Diane Lane could get it and then go to dinner at 5pm.
How about Ed Orgeron?!? I didn’t know you had a 2nd fucking Fournette…share assholes.
Brian McNally @bmcnally14 27s28 seconds ago Maryland, USA
Austin Reiter starting at center for the #Browns today is a wacky bit. Was on #Redskins practice squad 12 days ago.
He provided some much needed energy. Offense opened up a lot more last night. It was a great showing even if it was just Mizzou.
Baby Fournette will never crack the top-3 on the depth chart but I’m happy he got some carries in the blowout.
Not happy they poached him. Hate the fucking practice squad poaching.
Ed seems to be the interim coach of choice but no one ever hires him full time. Hope you all let him go and he comes to recruit for Muschamp before we fire him.
Skins game is on at 1:00 in my local market, so thank goodness for Red Zone.
Wentz’s fearlessness won over Matthews
http://www.espn.com/video/clip?id=17692882
Jones missing some holes, needs to stop dancing around and get upfield
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze He actually threw that between 2 defenders
And Reed had like 2 yards of separation on both of them.
Browns need to hold them to a FG. Not that it matters, it’s the Browns.
Look at Kirk finally extending a play with his legs while keeping his eyes down field.
Jordan Reed has solved the riddle of steel. He is what’s best in life.
Woo, we’re lucky Nacho made that tackle. Bad job by Foster there
Redskins are 2-2 in the red zone when they target their best receiver. Who woulda thunk it?
Theyre probably just getting caught looking ahead to the Redskins matchup in December.
All of them. Lol. Its called game mix 7 different games same time
Ahh. I’m flipping between Red Zone and the Redskins at the moment.
e<--Is following Moseley's advice after game. We're watching the game too ldds
Tight end Jordan Reed reached 200 career catches faster than any tight end in history, doing so in only his 38th… http://www.espn.com/espn/now?nowId=21-0574291462573790119-4
Lol. I see you Cleveland trying to Cleveland too early. Wait for it.
It’s 3rd and 7 at the 9. Just drop back in a fucking zone. Joe Barry is so awful
JosephR2225 I was just about to post his stat line. Julio needs to get a TD though, that bum
The backwards offense designed to get Hoppy maximum fantasy points. Jay has him in fantasy.
Nah. Back to back throws to him ,1 OP. 1 Screen. His own man ran into him on the Screen
He may also want to preserve Hopkins’ spot on the all-beast team.
Screen to a TE is one of my favorite plays that doesn’t gain yards
Why not just call time and preserve some clock after that 3rd down play?
Bill Cowher just said the score is “17-17 Cleveland.” He’s not wrong
Lupo Not really. We don’t have very high expectations of this team
Lupo Basically after the MNF beatdown we knew this team was nothing good. Just want a respectable 7-9 year
Since we went 0-2 but most of us expected 7-9 wins. We’ll settle for 7 now for sure.
Lupo Not really. It’s fairly obvious our D isn’t good enough for our team to be taken seriously
Lupo He has 9 fingers too. Hard to expect much from him in these circumstances
Great non NFL sports today between Ryder and MLB last day with both WCs in question.
Run the ball every play has to be the play call for the Browns, right?
<--Is following Moseley's advice after game. Not according to Triplette
The preseason narrative and the narrative now seem a lot different.
Reed run route
Kirk throws to Reed
Reed makes catch
Reed moves offense
Haiku by FUWS
<--Is following Moseley's advice after game. This is why they pay you the big bucks, ldds
What the fuck are we doing? 2 times in a row nobody has blocked the left side
Cody is 8-8 on 3rd down, 4 or 5 first downs off that too
Watching this game, I’m glad Dallas did not waste a pick on Duke Johnson
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze why. Washington is making Crowell look like Beastmode, Johnson hasn’t done much – at least not in the parts of the game I’ve seen (which admittedly isn’t much)
you all got so upset with me for thinking the Browns might actually win too
I was referring to the skins fans, but my logic was sound. Skins aren’t very good.
Crowder has earned my respect. Guy is underpaid.
Heck, he’s almost as good as ‘Mighty Mite’ Beasley.
Bill_In_FL He’s on a rookie contract, so hard to say underpaid. But yea, he’s a nice player.
He’s actually paid just right considering the rookie wage scale. He’s good though.
Any mid-round rookie that produces is underpaid Bill. It’s an odd statement.
Bill_In_FL Fair. But most guys on rookie contracts who produce are
As one Cowboys player remarked, “If you were hoping for him to come to a scheduled meeting, he may or may not be there; but if you need a first down on third and 14, throw it to Dez.”
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As long as they still believe this is true, I can’t imagine this becomes a major issue for them either way. Unless they hire Chip Kelly.
H20 Why is it odd? It wasn’t meant to be ‘critical’. It’s just a statement and it is true, yes?
You need to stop trying so hard to make other peoples comments seem ‘odd’.
Imagine the ahit the Ryan Brothers are going to be talking tonight about *Billacheat?
John madden thinks it comes down to the team that scores more points.
Crowell seems to pick up 9 yards every carry.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze Francis, we pose no threat in the division. It’s ok to root for us
Ok 1 fumble doesn’t make him a bad player.
Sorry not gonna happen.
At best I’ll say I hope the injuries you guys have aren’t serious.
Tess pins them at the 2, to ensure we give up a 98 yard drive
Those were 2 putrid plays by him. Maybe we call a screen one of these years
Jesus Christ, Redskins. Beat the shit out of the Browns already.
All that matters is how you finish. Good pick Norman. Browns gonna Browns lol
#InJayWeTrust THEY’LL BE EXPECTING THAT. THEY WON’T BE EXPECTING A FADE RIGHT NOW.
splooz Yo the fact that this is a 4 point game being competitive into the 4th quarter is pretty sad
Ah the old bow and arrow penalty.
Happens all the time…
splooz SEARCH YOUR FEELINGS, DARTH SPLOOZ….YOU KNOW IT TO BE TRUE.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
*Pats
Gave the game away. Now we have to listen to skins fans think they’re back in the race all week.
This is why people gave you a hard time for thinking the Browns could win.
<--Is following Moseley's advice after game. BLOUSES.
Skins fans were just sensitive that I thought it would be a tough game for the Redskins.
It’s cool, DC allowed double the points the Eagles did.
Seriously though. Why is pantomiming shooting the bow a penalty in the NFL but not the NCAA? I watched Deshaun Watson do it last night and thought it was cool.
splooz Barner got flagged for it last week during his tuck and roll TD.
<--Is following Moseley's advice after game. It happens. Lions were able to score 2 TDs in 52 seconds in the 4th.
And we are talking about the NFL.
The no fun league.
Jimmy Graham now has 17.3 points on my bench because I forgot I had to update my roster before 9:30 a.m. and I still had Julius Thomas starting. Fucking London games.
(I have decided to blame London and not myself for this.)
Chicago just knocked me out if the survivor league.
JosephR2225 I forgot there even was a London game this weekend. Plus nobody cares about the Jags or the Colts.
Can’t go to the ground as part of a celebration. Kenjon Barner got the same flag last week.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze Fucking Detroit and Stafford. I needed pointz
Only time I saw him on ground was when he was pushed after the play. I think he got it for shooting the bow off to the side.
Not happening, only chip could get desean to go over the middle
I thought he dropped to a knee to do it. Maybe not, I wasn’t watching that closely.
Cleveland if you all need another C might I recommend Mr. Bryan Stork?
H20 Don’t congratulate them on beating not a real team.
Pryor was giving Norman the business in the first half. Norman had a great 2nd half
Put Matt Jerns on ice. Let Robert Kelley take these hits. Stupid Jay.
H20 It’s fine. We won. When you struggle like this, you take it any way you can
Now just gotta steal one in Baltimore and then we can unleash the annoying…mitch.
Alright, I gotta clear out my damn basement and make it into a kids room again. Go niners!
The better team asserted itself. We are beat to shit though. Need the D to get healthy fast.
How does Cleveland have 1 TO left? They used 2 on our last drive and one right there
Richard Sherman is not good. Getting burned by Jets receivers all game. Lucky Fitzpatrick us awful
Phenomenal run blocking by the OL, and great job by Matt Jones
That’s it. Lol Browns. 3 straight TO’s. They really suck.
I would like to see them do away with forward progress for a season and see what happens.
Sir Squatch Tried to walk in a 2 point conversion, got his brain rattled
Congrats Redskins fans… your team looks like legit SuperBowl contenders… impressive win.
If no one comes back for next week I think we’re down 7 or so defensive starters.
https://twitter.com/TommySledge/status/782676386825641984 Oh WTH. Dallas has Backflu too? Smh.
<--Is following Moseley's advice after game. COME ON DUDE I NEED YOUR KICKING POWERZ
He just read your comment and smiled at the camera. Did you see that?
honeybadger23 You know who is not disguisting? Erin Andrews
I really want to see Skip have to fill in for Buck next to Aikman for one game. Lol
Thanks for the heads up FUWS. Was able to scoop and start Cairo Santos cause your timely Bailey news. Today sir you are not a cunt.
Someone tell me what happened with Norman and a penalty for his celebration? I was out playing golf but apparently there seems to be some big hubbub about it.
Bow and arrow celebration. NFL decided to penalize him for some reason
Did you see Deshaun Watson doing that last night? No penalty for it in NCAA but penalty in the NFL? That’s…different.
It was after an INT. Celebration ,I don’t think it was taunting
Seriously why do you keep on bring up college football. They have different rules. Because they aren’t the same.
Belichick clearly with the long con by letting the Bills win today. Rex keeps his job for another year and remains in his division.
Thought the Beaz was gonna get decapitated on that one.
No missed it, was watching LSU use Missouri as a port-a-potty
Why do you give a fuck if HB and I converse about it? Remember when you hated me and didn’t want to talk to me? Get back to that please.
SF defense just isn’t close to what it was just a couple of seasons ago
The penalty on Norman was honestly a good thing for us. Pushed our offense back and gave them more room to run the clock down
Watson did it every TD pass right in the middle of the D. No penaltys or anything. Just looked like a celebration which should be fine in both leagues right?
<--Is following Moseley's advice after game. too close. lucked out on that one
If it isn’t like directed toward the other team at all, I don’t see the problem with it.
Well I think you are a douche and will not bet with you anymore, but pissing you off is fun so I’ll continue. rage rage rage.
I think it’s a weak argument.
I’m going to post 1 tweet with a big picture because I am happy. This is your warning.
Dan Bailey missed a FG? And I thought Prescott was the worst that drive.
Right? Just strange to see the more conservative league not care about something the pros seem to care about.
Shitrant seethes as Bailey falls further behind Hoppy the Great in the race for All Beast kicker.
Deal of the century. Luckily the century started 2001. There was a better deal in 2000
Was able to replace him with KCs kicker cause of FUWs tweet. Not on board the wagon today broseph
Don’t think you get a sack on a designed run doe. Good play anyways.
Jay Gruden just tried to drink from his water bottle with the cap still on
Per sauuuuurrrwwes he did not get any water.
EaglesAreGoodSoSTFU148 His name is Buck and he likes to Fuck
Domino’s salad pizza commercial is pretty solid. Angry pizza ginger deserves a raise.
How bad is Barry Church?
Good god. Imagine a DB with Church and Madieu Williams at safety. It would be hilarious to watch.
Dunno but he’s hurt.
And neither safety was a weakness for DC. Per sauces.
Seems like Kouandjio had a pretty good game for his first start at LG
Lupo Jones is really fast for his size. I’ve said this for a long time: when the line blocks for him, he produces
EaglesAreGoodSoSTFU148 Nah. It’s cause their OL can’t pass protect
Looks like O’s and SF gonna claim the last WC spots. Sucks for STL.
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Today was the first game Matt Jones’ mother has attended. So he really wanted big game for her. He blew kiss to her after TD.
It’s odd to see chip’s special teams struggle.
Monz wants fives dead….
Didn’t see that one coming. Harsh.
<--Is following Moseley's advice after game. You're not allowed to complain about missed tackling. We put a fucking copyright on missed tackles today
Those Celek brothers are damn good Tight Ends.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze Brent is. The other has basically been a career backup
I’ll bet chip calls Garrett Brent. Learning a new name isn’t efficient.
I think his bro is actually pretty good, hasn’t had much of a chance to play yet.
NE managed to go 3-1 without Brady. Now they get him back and I think he’s gonna fuck shit up. Scary.
I fucking love Josh Norman
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No Joe Buck…I don’t have to check out Lethal Weapon. I’d rather not. Fag.
Im glad they changed the rule about the WR coming down inbounds/out of bounds a few years ago
EaglesAreGoodSoSTFU148 It wasn’t long ago I was reading how the weakest link on Dallas’ OL was like being the poorest billionaire. Lol
Lol. Smh. If they drive down the field here…. pathetic
Lol chip couldn’t run those plays last year.
Jordan Reed is the fastest TE to 200 catches in NFL history
<--Is following Moseley's advice after game. unfortunately, pathetic describes the defense quite well
Giants are winning this sorry division after all
Go Fuck a Tranny You’re gonna be in a 3 way basement tie after tomorrow
#InJayWeTrust Go Fuck a Tranny You should have stopped after 3 way.
Should fight that shit OL that won’t open any holes cept their buttholes.
Maybe Dallas would be winning if they didn’t have FB playing QB
If they call that roughing the passer the refs should be tossed
SF should go to the locker room and refuse to come back out.
Let’s see the refs stop the play next time Dak is trying to roll out of a sack
Keep in mind Mason Foster got 15 for grabbing his foot as he was scrambling out of a sack too.
Well. I will take the points. Bad call though.
honeybadger23 they just won`t stand for the national anthem
Gotta feel bad for Chip. His boys were well on their way to boat racing Dallas until the Refs decided to determine the outcome
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It’s not even remotely close.
Good thing they didn’t do anything that could horrify the children like the bow and arrow move.
Did you see him eating some chicken fingers?
Chip sent them over.
So the Martian is in HBO. I’m not sticking around to listen to gaga.
Sorry first thing I think of about Matt Damon. Lol.
Haven’t seen the movie yet
Fox wants people to watch this shitty show with the retard so bad
https://twitter.com/NFLCharean/status/782661812898504704 Lol. I can’t be sure if it was for an autograph.
Pretty remarkable that with nearly 40% of the seasons starters out due to injury or suspensions (8-22) including a litiny of pro bowl and all Pros among them (Dez, Tyron, romo, Scandrick) the Cowboys are 3 points and a half, away from a 4-0 start.
That’s some serious depth right there.
Go Cowboys.
<--Is following Moseley's advice after game. Whew. I was worried I was going to get caught there for a minute. My aim is a bit off.
https://twitter.com/LiLStone87/status/782702447064190977 Hmm. It was supposed to be spasms. I remember a bit a go Dallas was always honest when it came to injuries….not so much now.
Maybe next year for some AL team as a DH.
Doesn’t count, because it was the Browns.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze It counts, because I motherfucking say so
Sorry just recycling posts fro after week one.
I’m interested in that HBO series that starts tonight.
H20 Take your post, put it in a quiver, and fire it at Cows fans. Thx http://imgur.com/RBXg0xN
He picked off a 3rd round rookie QB in his second start. Well worth the $15M per year.
Flag on Injay.
I hear that if this were a college blog that wouldn’t be a penalty tho.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze Refs sux. This is also known. Also, Brandin Cooks does that after all his TD’s and never gets a flag
Nice to see Timmy Hightower has come back and is still playing. Love the CAA product.
I don’t even disagree with you guys that it shouldn’t be a flag, I’m just not surprised by it, it’s the No Fun League.
H20 If I was an opposing fan I’d 100% agree. But he’s on my team and I fucking love him
Red Zone channel should be banned from showing any Case Keenum read option play.
Dallas is the worst team in the division and it isn’t close
Wasn’t someone on here talking up Torrey smith in chip’s offense?
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze Whoever it is should be banned. Torrey Smith was good in ’12 when he was paired with Anquan. Hasn’t done shit since
I hope you did better on the bar than you did at this.
But, I don’t expect it.
It’s amazing how good the cowboys are without Dez and Romo
I went from Smith to Quick to Kerley and it was all based on Chips offense producing three straight career years.
Big for Nats and Cubs those two only getting one game out of five. Most likely
How does it feel to have agreed with shitrant?
Cubs get to benefit. Not that they likely need it. We get to see Kershaw maybe twice. I don’t think the Nats get through LAD.
Still don’t think it should be a penalty.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze Kind of lame shit by the refs, this flag happy league is stupid
Let’s put it like this, that was the best example of taunting I’ve seen today.
Using VY and the Boz to promote a game…l. Probably not the best idea.
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Playing the best corner in the division BY FAR.
Cows fans gonna hype up Claiborne even though he was beat like a drum
Zeke is pwning, but he basically has bowling lanes to run through
That Cowboys OLine, even without all pro Smith, and soon to be all pro Collins, is just AWESOME.
Oh, and Zeke, obviously
I hope Snyder overplays Beeland when he gets around to it.
Howie’s Kung Fu > Scot’s Booze Losing the All Pro MLB doesn’t help
Mark Sanchez could have success under center for Dallas. They literally ask Dak to do nothing
How does Rivers throw a forward pass inside the 1 and not get a TD?!? Amazing.
HOw about that DAK ATTACK!
HOw many passes in a row with no INTS now?
It’s a shame the refs are screwing SF out of any chance in this game
“Blaine is a real Ameeeerican, hell yeah the Niners are going to win”….
I don’t see how anyone with an objective mindset can’t see how badly the refs are screwing SF in this one
Weird to see a Chip Kelly offense throw short of the sticks
One of those unfortunate games where the better team will lose because the refs interjected themselves
I hope the back injury isn’t too serious for Bailey.
The cowboys have a great team there fans most be proud
Matinee how dominate this Cowboy team will be when Smith, Dez, Romo, Scandrick, Lawrence, Collins, Gregory, and McClain get back in there.
In all seriousness, I’d say that’s right there with the best teams in the league.
Dare I say THE BEST?
I think I do.
You probably shouldn’t hope for Romo to come back
Been buttfucking GB backs for years. Now he’s buttfucking everyone in NO
Oh, and can we get one BIG LOFL for the *Pats?
I’ll start it
LOFLLOFLLOFLLOFLLOFLLOFLLOFL
Otsitheiceman They’re 3-1 and getting the best QB of all time back this week
3-1 and Romo back in 3 weeks. SF Giants doing what they do in October. Life is good
Their team is TERRIBLE.
SHIT, EVEN THE SKINS SCORED TODAY.
By the way, turned out a big fumble recovery we made after Duke Johnson may have been complete BS. He left the pile with the ball in his hand. Oh well, we’ll take it
We get to see the preview of the NFC championship game tomorrow night
Both of the team’s Monday look like they could win the SB
Mara working round the clock
JP Finlay @JPFinlayCSN 2h2 hours ago Summerfield, MD
Josh Norman was drug tested again today. 3 times in 4 games. Odd. #RedskinsTalk
1/4 of the way through the season and no losing records in the East. Fuck you, rest of the NFL. We are a laughing stock no more.
splooz I don’t wanna play the Browns again. They scared the fuck out of me today
Syria released a tourism video promoting Aleppo. WTF. Maybe it’s for Gary Johnson.
Russell Wilson’s stas throwing medium and long passes are amazing. He has got such great touch it’s incredible.
In win over Niners, Dak didn’t attempt a pass of 20+ yards. 25 of 32 attempts were less than 10 yards with 21 completions.
Niners game plan on D was awful. No deep threat so let’s give 10 yards cushions.
Elliott
23 carries, 138 yards, 1 TD, 1 reception 19 yards
Cowboys were right again.
On 4 games, Elliott has rushed for 3 TDs, and has 412 yards rushing.
At this pace, he will run for over 1600 yards, have 340 plus rushes, and have 12 touchdowns rushing.
And lead the league as a rookie.
Dez, Smith, Martin, Elliott, Jones, all first round starters, all all pros (with exception of Jones and Elliott, but they will be)
I read the only throw 20+ Downfield he has completed this season was last week to Beasley. That seemed astonishing to me, but I haven’t watched that much of them play.
splooz
Did you bet on it? Otherwise I don’t know why you would want to. Not a very good game accompanied by possibly the worst announcing duo.
The best college RB taken 4th overall. Playing behind a very good run blockin OL. Nothing surprising. DMC stinks and he did well. You act like they cracked some code lol
Now the fun starts for the Washington franchise. I will be here to enjoy every tear so let ’em flow guys, don’t hold back.
Lol
Otsitheiceman You say this like the Cows schedule isn’t about tog et a miillion times tougher too
Their next two games are tough, but not nearly as tough as the skins remaining schedule. And remember, the skins are THE worst team in the entire league save the browns.
Yay! Dallas fan’s think they have hope again. It’ll be fun when they play real teams and their hopes get crushed.
That 1 TD he moved in the pocket bought time and found J Reed in the back of the endzone. No pressure no diamonds
You could say the same thing about the Eagles
Yay Eagles fans think they have hope again. it’ll be fun when they play real teams and get their hopes crushed again. As they have since they franchised that team.
I was at the game sorry didnt post like a faggot would during an actual fucking game. Lmfao
Redskins won, eagles lost, cowboys sucked a cock. Mara is a cunt. Amen.
Good lord that was a wide open throw and catch. And now they’re going for 2….
not the perfect weekend, but it will get better when the vikings win
The badboy Bob If the Giants win they only have themselves to blame
splooz Gonna beat them like they’re an Andy Dalton stepchild
I don’t how a professional QB can wheel and deal in the intermediate throws like Gabbert did then totally fuck up a wide open deep TD. With no pressure none the less.
What I’m gathering by watching this game so far is that if the Eagles played the Chiefs, they would be favored by like 170 points or so.
“Need to do better job, it’s on me, lack of execution, time’s yours.”
So at least we’re not the only team the Steelers smash on prime time
Dr. Strange is the first super hero movie I’ve wanted to see since Thor broke my heart with it’s shittyness.
Dr. Strange looks like it could be a good movie.
Imagine any other league calling penalties when guys celebrate doing something good?
This constant PFF commercial is ruining an already turrible game.
Sidenote: Mike Trout is the greatest of all time
https://twitter.com/Angels/status/782750959428444160
Anyone else watching this west world show? Wtf is happening
Recording it to watch later when it’s dark and I’m haaaiiiiighhhhh as fuck.
It was always a risky proposition relying on Carson Palmer, but it appears their luck may have run out.
Shut up or take a knee for the entire game.
Frenchie! I mentioned that an hour ago, got a response along the lines of “because all you’ve played are cleveland, chicago, san fransisco”
honeybadger23 Not seen it yet but will catch it, also waiting for new season of Shameless to start.
Do you disagree though? I mean Pitt is really the only above average out of division team any of us have played…Minny too after tonight.
Healthy McKelvin will be helpful as well. Mills has mostly limited the damage, but I always have a sense he’s hanging on by a thread.
It’s true. Only one team best a quality opponent. Lots of divisional parity
I’m cool with rolling with mills still, let the rook learn. Mckelvin wasn’t exactly lighting it up.
Doug made KC. How come people can’t see that?
He only played one game; not a lot of opportunity to light anything up. He was pretty good in that game too, although graded on the Cleveland curve.
EaglesAreGoodSoSTFU148 TireKempski getting into a fight over this with FO seems like a really dumb thing to do
I need 22 yards combined from Maclin and Brown in the 2nd half. This Cheifs O is tough to watch
And Chase. He was really the glue holding that operation together.
In some of my leagues a FG can be worth more than a TD. I hate kickers
He’s really good. Never understood why SF let him go and people hate him so much.
Worst part of taking vacations is missing taking a Monday morning poo.
Trent Murphy is leading the East in sacks and playing well. A thing I never thought I’d write.
Junior is resting a lot and Kerrigan wasn’t at home…he rested on the sideline.
Maybe Canada, but I spent the early evening at the world’s worst Rosh Hashanah dinner so I may have missed it.
Was this discussed?
http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/2016/10/2/13142356/browns-washington-duke-johnson-fumble-referees
I was just about to post this video
https://twitter.com/FillWerrell/status/782766113549590529
I hope DLaw gets in game shape pretty quickly. Toughest match they face so far this week.
The line judge running up to the pile that doesn’t have a ball in it and signaling Washington is not a good look.
Has DC matched the Eagles number of sacks yet?
EaglesAreGoodSoSTFU148 An exercise in enduring the rape of one’s soul.
Nah ,he had 8sacks last year . A little bit better than Marcus.
That’s an interesting game. Both teams average but I could see the Bengals O ripping that defense apart but I just can’t trust Dalton
Joe – Only 2 explanations make sense on the Duke fumble:
1) A skin had the ball under the pile and the refs saw him with it and ruled Skins ball before Duke took it away and walked out.
2) Cleveland is the only thing more cursed than the Skins and 76ers.
I’m inclined to believe the latter.
I’m thinking the latter as well. It looks like the line judge thought the ball was still in that pile, and there were like three different Redskins on the bottom of the pile so it certainly looked like they had it. And when I saw it live I didn’t notice Duke holding the ball up and I was pretty certain one of those Skins players had it.
Then once that call was made on the field, there wasn’t anything on video that showed the recovery clearly enough to overturn it.
http://dailysnark.com/fan-nails-cowboys-owner-jerry-jones-head-helmet/
Justin finally does something positive
I do think the pile is the biggest piece of shit in sports though. I mean think of how many times the ball changes hands when a player is clearly down in the pile. Does any other sport have anything like the pile where they just throw all the other rules out and let the players scrum?
I’m fairly certain that’s the entire sport of rugby, but otherwise no, not really. Though they should find a way to incorporate it into tennis. I’m not sure how.
I’d watch Vaginas Kuntznova and Tittay Bushchez wrestle over a yellow ball in their skirts.
Golf has it. According to the documentary I watched called Happy Gilmore.
Cowboys look to go 8-0 on the road again like it’s 2014. Good start at 2-0
Show me a few examples. I think the refs call things the same during loose balls in hoops.
I know guys get away with a little extra but I think refs enforce what they can during loose basketballs. You can’t just pile on each other and go to town.
No need to worry.
Eagles suck worse. Even with all their players healthy.
Well since the Eagles are 3-0 and on pace for 16-0 using shitrant logic, we wouldn’t be losers.
While we were the least injured team in the NFL we were missing our staring CB and TE. So no you are wrong,
Pitt really should bench their starters now. Wet, nasty, blowing them out. Nothing good can happen for them right now.
“Starting cornerback”?
How many games difference did he make so far? Or better yet, how many games difference would he make if he were out the entire year?
Whoever he is, doesn’t count.
He was injuried in the first game, so your question is malformed.
Your ability to understand is the problem. And, I wasn’t wrong, just conversational.
My biggest bets were the Cowboys and the Raiders. And my one loss was the Browns. Good day all around thanks.
Watching the Titanic now; and it reminds me of Skins fans before the season started. Sad sort of.
no, you are just wrong. You made a board statement without thinking or even doing the least amount of research and now can’t admit as much. So now you are deflecting by focusing on one of the starters that was out claiming he wouldn’t matter, ignoring the other starter how definitely does matter. None of which matters because again you are wrong and this whole line is just a smoke screen by you.
Simply put, stfu shitrant.
I think Andy hit the sauce before the game…and during.
https://twitter.com/adamlevitan/status/782658329134759937
3 TE set will have a good warm up
JosephR2225
The original one was decent (1953). Watching that is acceptable. Watching the Cameron one is not.
They signed Brian MIhalik in 2016 and tried to move him to OT. Doesn’t seem to have worked as well.
I can’t believe they lost to the Bears today. They are a lot worse than I thought
Knocked me out of the survivor pool. Never trust Detroit.
He’s so good. FA after this year. He won’t get a big contract but he’s just so damn good
He s so young I doubt they do. Just a matter of his price since he is in the drug program
Did you read the article about the guy he’s suing that covers everything up for Dallas?
I thought he settled with him? I just read the ESPN story where he called himself America s most hated
They settled. Aka Jerry got involved and the two rich white guys came to an agreement.
I think the showing of vanilla football related memes on SNF was terrible. Therefore it shall become a staple.
With suspensions looming and RB contracts stagnant I don’t see it going higher
The suspensions are an interesting factor to see how it affects his value, but it’s worth noting that Chris Ivory and Lamar Miller both signed for around $6.5M this past offseason, and Bell is better than both and significantly younger than Ivory, so I could certainly see north of $7M.
If he stays in-house I don’t think so. A bidding war might bump that over though
Would you be mad if Philly signed him to a decent deal? $8-9 per over 3 years? I’d not be mad if the Skins did. Reward is worth the risk IMO.
“The Band Played On” was awesome.
The latest one is pretty good too. Still captures the absolute terror that those poor souls must have felt.
I’d be mad if the teams core wasn’t already built, but I could stomach it with Pederson’s offense and his skillet
I still have Shepard and Rudolph to get me 13 points but I hate counting on Monday Night games
This game was still a closer final score than the Eagles vs Steelers game last week.
I’m gonna start taking suggestions for shitrant’s new name.
I’ll give up my name to him. He’ll have to take out the 148 though. I don’t want him disgrace it
Dak is 3-1 and has not thrown an INT yet.
This has been tonight’s reminder.
Unimpressed.
Now, if he were undefeated and hadn’t thrown an interception, then you might really have something.
22SnakePlissken5150
It’s a record — first 131 pass attempts with 0 INTs.
That and the kid is ice cold. Down 14 in the 1st qtr and it was looking like SF was going to score on every possession. Kid just continued to play, made some great throws, and guided the team to a comeback.
Didn’t hurt that the defense decided to play after taking the 1st qtr off.
MO!! Player of the game.
Getting burned and having Gabbert throw it right to you is impressive.
We also know why Eric Reid plays defense
The Beast is back! The NFCE will exit week 4 with every team in the division .500 or better. Only division in football
Matthew starting to push heavy rain into far south florida and the keys.
Bill_In_FL Otsitheiceman Played well today yes, he just needs to hot have many repeats of that ridiculous shit he did in week 1. My little nephew in pee wee football was screaming at the screen “why isn’t he going out of bounds!?!?!” and he’s a little kid.
EaglesAreGoodSoSTFU148 If you look at the replay, he was right there with the WR, he didn’t fall behind until after he looked back and knew that the ball was gonna come in short. He played that very well, then he made a great play to end the 49ers last drive on 4th and 6.
Mo really played another outstanding game. He’s due for the all East team.
Otsitheiceman at least an honorable mention. Two huge 4th quarter plays.
Oh and a few things before I’m off for the night.
The NFC East is looking really good so far…..the East rookies are all playing some great ball. There is a cause and effect relationship in there. Fuck you, rest of the NFL, East dominance is returning.
But Dez had to play with Dak, and Mo faced ODB with Eli.
Got to give it to Mo.
Otsitheiceman Boy Deion really wants Romo gone. He’s laughing at the notion of him ever getting his job back. Never understood why he dislikes Romo so fucking much.
He hate Dallas. He’s a fucking clown. Like Marshal Faulk. They both hate the Cowboys.
Faggots.
Otsitheiceman
We’ll have to see how Jenkins does tomorrow. I’m fine with taking Norman off there. Not sure how he ended up on there.
Josh Norman as Cb of the week. LMAO he got burned for over a hundred yards plus more from others catchers not named Beckham
Dallas still suxs. I hate everything to do with Dallas Philadelphia and Washington. Your cities suck and so does your teams.
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“I couldn’t believe it,” 49ers linebacker Ahmad Brooks said. “I was like ‘There’s more Dallas Cowboys fans than there are 49ers fans.'”
Looking at the stands it was shocking how many Cowboys fans there were.
Go Fuck a Tranny
Thanks. It is becoming a lot of fun. I will admit to becoming a bit apprehensive when the 49’ers went up 14-0 and looked like they could do anything they wanted offensively. It was good to see them right the ship.
Maybe, just maybe DLaw will give them a tad bit more pass rush (which unfortunately wouldn’t take much) next week, although the Cinncy O line is pretty damn good
Julio Jones — Holy Shit
Le’von Bell — Holy Shit
Carolina, Cardinals WTF?!
Bills last two games — WTF?!
Eagles come out of the bye with 4/5 (and 5/7) games on the road, including all three divisional road games. Then they have three divisional home games in the final four weeks of the season.
They are loaded it should be a good run for them
JosephR2225 They’ve been playing far better than people expected, especially with that ‘rookie’ QB at the helm.
I’m just a dead soul wandering the internet
Giants 7
Vikings 35
Mytee I’ll be on later for my new name
I hope all of you have a great day
Joe – I think the Eagles really need to get to 5-0. Starting with the Vikings, the Eagles play 3 straight teams coming off of their bye week (Vikings, Cowboys, Giants). Directly after that, they play probably their toughest stretch of opponents in Atlanta, Seattle, GB, and Cincinnati. The good news is that after that, the Eagles play the final 3 out of 4 at home (all division opponents) and they get additional rest before facing Dallas in week 17.
I really think the Redskins get to 4-2 in the next 2 weeks. Easy game in 2 weeks, Ravens will be tough though.
Don’t get me wrong, I’m not complaining about the schedule. In fact I’ve looked at it very thoroughly and can’t find a single game they are in danger of losing. Maybe (big maybe) at Seattle, but that’s really it.
Seriously though, I think it was overall beneficial to get some of the cupcakes on their schedule (Cleveland, Chicago, Detroit) out of the way early, particularly with a new defense and a rookie QB… but there isn’t really a break in the schedule from here on out. Three divisional games in short order, then the toughest opponents on the schedule they face, then more divisional games.
Went to the game yesterday been in DC all week. Celebrated with 100,000 of my closetest friends and best fanbase in the universe. Titties were flying, unicorns were galloping, and song birds were singing. It was a glorious orgy of epic porportions.
Week to week league. Looking ahead at the Schedule is fucking retarded.
Facing teams coming off their bye always concerns me. Facing 3 in a row and then facing 4 tough opponents (2 on the road) directly after that is also tough. The middle of the schedule just seems tough to me in terms of the circumstances surrounding the games. The Eagles are a good team though so I think they’ll still have a chance in any game they play as long as they stay healthy. The tail end of the schedule against the division is cetainly favorable.
You should tell them it’s safe to come out of the closet. They’re skins fans after all, they’re not fooling anybody.
RCULegendOfASkullForker
Whereas I only see one ‘easy’ game the rest of the way for Washington (Detroit)
RCULegendOfASkullForker
Umm, so your post ‘looking ahead’ at the Eagles/Washington game in two weeks is retarded?
Good to know
It is a documented advantage for a team coming off a bye, so that’s a legitimate concern. I did see something from Gil Brandt which said there are only two teams in the NFL with three consecutive road games on their schedules: Packers (weeks 10-12) and Redskins (weeks 12-14). The Eagles are the third game in both of those stretches. I have no idea if that correlates to winning or not.
Adam Levitan @adamlevitan
Kirk Cousins now averaging 285.3 pass yards per day in 27 full NFL games. Would be most in history, ahead of 2nd-place Drew Brees (281.7).
How many starts do you need to qualify for these type of career stats?
However many it takes for the NFL record books not to enshrine Kirk Cousins as the most prolific passer in history.
Jerry is going to stop off @ ‘Pass Rush R Us’ on Sunday before the game.
Cloist, that was weak as fuck. Lol. Come stronger man get some coffee or something.
Cowboys and eagles 2x will be easy. We always split with Cowboys, and sweep the eagles so.
It looks like it’s a minimum of 1,500 career passing attempts, per profootballreference.
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Cousins gone over 300 yards in 13 of 28 NFL starts (46.4%). A higher rate than Brees (44.7), Rodgers (35.2), Peyton (34.9), Brady (31.8).
Phone, are we doing spelling a n d grammer checks now? Lol means you got nothing.
I’ve spent too much time engaging you already. This seems like a good spot to stop.
Haters not gonna like this either. Poor east fans.
So question, when Preston Smith tackled Pryor for the loss, why isn’t that called a sack? Pryor took the snap as the QB and rolled out and was taken down behind the LOS.
I dont know and on my phone. At least 27 games. Kirk just starting his career.
H20 He made the look of attempting a pass, whether that was part of a designed run or not I’m not sure but seems like it should have still counted as a sack
The Yeti has returned from the highest and greatest mountains to fork the skulls of the east. Best pass rusher and playmaker in the East right now. Good for him. Really stepped up this year
He looked to throw 1st but we were on him so fast he had to run and it ended quickly. Should be sack imo too.
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Cowboys and eagles 2x will be easy. We always split with Cowboys, and sweep the eagles so.”
‘Always’? That is seriously retarded. You really need to do some research (or maybe, just maybe know something about your team before posting).
Dallas swept or ‘won’ the series in 60, 62 (Dallas won 1 game, the other ended in a tie), 68, 69, 70, 77, 80, 81, 94, 98, 99, 00, 01, 03, 04, 09, 11, 13 — 18 times Dallas has swept. Washington swept in or ‘won the series in 61 (another win + tie), 84,87, 95, 05, 12 — 6 times Washington has swept.
That makes it 24 times one team or the other has swept the series (with Dallas having swept 3X as many as Washington) out of 113 games since 1960 or 21% of the the teams sweep. It is far more likely that Dallas will sweep than Washington.
lol, no – he has the same bet with me and Fran…I was just providing an update
HailBandG He’s black. Chip Kelly is his HC. He will never get a start
Matt Jones getting better every week. By the time philly comes he will be trucking the fuck out of them. Kirk loves phillys D.
What if he was raised by whites does he get a pass?
So…what the fuck happened with Kirk after the second fumble? Took a horrible sack because he wouldn’t throw it away, made a horrible pass attempt to DJax, then took another stupid sack. All this after Jones had a really nice 25 yard run. Seemed like Cousins didn’t know where he was and was refusing to throw the ball, even throw it away to avoid the sack.
https://twitter.com/granthpaulsen/status/782919167762657280
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Interesting coincidence
Ill be in NY all week so wont be on much. Mosley, you can just keep what you have for another week.
H20
Now. But, I don’t think he’ll make it all better. Anything to help tho. He’ll probably play RDE the rest of the season even though he’s better suited for LDE, they just don’t have a pass rushing RDE – that was supposed to be Gregory, but it’s unlikely that he’ll see the field this season.
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Sir Squatch
Lupo, let me know if I put someone incorrect, think I got everyone from your lists though