The Seattle Seahawks showed off impressive depth on Sunday Night, grinding the cuckold Chargers into oppression. Those bastards couldn’t hang cause we’re the shit. Clearly the class of the division.
The Cardinals are on such a slow death spiral, their fans don’t even realize it’s happening. Arians is old news. Fitz and Palmer are on career hospice. Poor DHC is talking about Nkemdiche and DeForest Buckner being the most physically gifted defensive lineman in the division (HI ASSHAT, DID AARON DONALD FUCKING DIE?). Cards fans are basically neo-nazi protesters…., delusional, and they don’t realize how silly they look. This team wins 8 or 9 games before falling into complete oblivion next year. Cardinals…, smh.
Rams and 49ers have no depth but they do have new coaches and new energy that should make them tricky to predict this year. I think 5 wins sounds about right for each.
Chris Carson looked good. Like Christine Michael, but with bigger balls and less fumbles. Eddie Lacy needs to reinvent himself as a sumo wrestler.
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