TAILGATE: 2020 LIBTARD DRAFT

With the first overall pick in the 2020 Libtard draft, Zippy picks… himself, cuck, Oregon.

With the second overall pick in the 2020 Libtard draft, Toodlum selects… Jessica Miller, high schooler, Texas.

With the third overall pick in the 2020 Libtard draft, Gubby selects… Gubby Jr., born female, Iowa.

With the fourth overall pick in the 2020 Libtard draft, HH selects… Hafizah Hussain, muslim, Turkey.

With the fifth overall pick in the 2020 Libtard draft, Jive’s aunt selects… Jive, nephew and mooch, New York.

With the sixth and final pick in the 2020 Libtard draft, beenthereagain selects… Sandra Guzman, CNN.com/opinion.