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Welcome to Charlie The Unicorns Week #1 Predictions. The first game has already been played, with a wild outcome decided by a FG kicker. Hopefully more of this goodness happens during week #1 action. There are very few “premium” match-ups, but plenty of intrigue with new coaches and/or QBs playing in various spots this week. There are…

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OSS: Older than Dirt

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An American man who claims to be the longest living human in recorded history has described how he “just wants to die”. OSS, from Bremerton Washington, was born on December 31, 1870, according to the date of birth on his identity card. Now officials at the local record office say they have finally been able…

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Seahawks 53 Man Roster Prediction 1.0

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Here is the early preseason prediction for the 53 man roster for the Seahawks leading into the 2016 season. Quarterback (2) / 25 Offense KEEP: Russell Wilson, Trevone Boykin PS: Jake Heaps Cut: None Running Back (4) KEEP: Thomas Rawls, Alex Collins, C.J. Prosise, Christine Michael PS: Tani Tupou, Jonathan Amosa, Zac Brooks CUT: Troymaine…

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Ricardo Lockette, in his own words

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This is a nice read. Anyone who follows sports will appreciate the athletes a little more after reading this. “Am I About to Die?”

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A haircut the first day in Amsterdam by Ancientage

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What followed was a scary clusterfuck of Dutch, English, and Turkish, if you were to translate everything directly into English: HAIRDRESSER: “So, where you come from?” *Proceeding to attach the appropriate extension onto an electric razor and peel my scalp like a Doner kebab.* ME: “I come from the ‘ooo-ess-ahh,’ uh, America… Sacramento, California correct? It…

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