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    JIVE PRESENTS: Warriors are Saving Us From a Level 7 Nav-Madi

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    Madi in Punjab means meltdown. If it wasn’t for the Golden State Warriors Nav would be at a level 7 on the International Nuclear Event Scale. The Warriors are a double edged sword for Nav trolling wise. He can point at the record they set and potential championship they win and be a proud fan,…

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    Gizmodo’s Prescient Review of New MySpace..eerrrr NFCWFOOTBALLTROLLS

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    MFA is back, again. But this time, it realizes how horrible it used to be—and almost everything old is gone. It’s a totally fresh start. Unfortunately, New MFA is like Old MFA in one very important way: It’s still stupid. An important caveat: I was invited to use New MFA before it opens closes to…

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    NOSHOES’ FAREWELL FUCK YOU

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    Dear Motherfucker, I hate your site. Why are there so few titties? Why am I not allowed to post fat Uruguayan lesbians fucking chubby Congolese midgets? How come I can’t listen to Three Doors Down while looking at sweet flashing text meme’s? Why are there so many racist people here? Why are minorities allowed to…

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    MOCK DRAFT: PETE PRISCO

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    NFL MOCK DRAFT – 04/05/2016 ROUND 1 1. TENNESSEE TITANS (3-13) Laremy Tunsil, OT, Ole Miss: What’s to think this isn’t happening? They have to build the line in front of Marcus Mariota. 2. CLEVELAND BROWNS (3-13) Jared Goff, QB, California: Sticking with it, even if most don’t think he will be the guy. I…

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    NOSHOES EXAMINES: Manatee From Apalachicola

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    Not unlike our own MFA, the manatee from Apalachicola is a majestic sea creature that spends most of its days soaking up the sun while lying in an ocean of its own filth. This beautiful animal is listed as an endangered species due to douche bags that drive their over-priced, tiny-dick compensating speed boats through…

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