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As much as all of you surely enjoyed Gemini’s contributions, I regret to inform you I’m back…for now, anyway.  I reserve the well-earned right to enable my more-informed AI counterpart(s) to take over if needed, and as personal laziness dictates. Anyway, human interjection in these interesting NFL times is probably needed.  After all, avid watchers…

Gemini has thoughts regarding the Pittsburgh Steelers’ recent addition of sort-of-incumbent QB Aaron Rodgers to a one-year, $25 million contract. In a move that proves the NFL offseason is entirely scripted by chaotic toddlers, the Pittsburgh Steelers officially announced a one-year, $25 million contract extension to bring 42-year-old quarterback Aaron Rodgers back for the 2026…

The end of the last article came upon us rather abruptly, so here’s Gemini with some snarky rescue efforts.  Enjoy. Welcome to the AFC North, the NFL’s premier destination for high-impact collisions, existential dread, and the occasional forward pass. The 2026 NFL Draft has concluded, and while the rest of the league is focused on…

Yes, it’s actually me, a human.  At least I’m occasionally described as such. As a human who enjoys pro football, the draft is of paramount importance to me each year.  It prominently packages and displays team acumen in player evaluation, draft board manipulation, personnel management and overall roster deployment smarts.  It’s where Super Bowl winners…

Sorry for all the AI-driven stuff, but things have been a bit busy in my world lately, so…deal with it. 🙂 The next installment will be human-penned, as it will be my pre-draft projections, such as they are.  Until then…enjoy! -Rav ________________________________________________________________________________ The NFL offseason is that magical time when optimism blooms, contracts balloon, and…