Arizona Cardinals

    K1 PRESENTS: PFF Roster Grades and Analysis – Arizona Cardinals

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    The final team that will be covered in this article series is .. the team that finished with the worst record in the NFL. 32. Arizona Cardinals Biggest strength: The Cardinals didn’t have many strengths last season, but they did tackle well. As a team, Arizona earned a tackling grade of 82.5, ranking 10th in…

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    MFA’s WIFE PRESENTS: PETITION FOR DIVORCE

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    My husband is going through his fourth life crisis. He is obese, bald, bankrupt, short and sexually inept. MFA has been meeting with a therapist in order to fix his life but to no avail. Our marriage is falling apart. We have no money. The bank is about to repossess his Bosley wig for the…

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    5 Dysfunctional Krunks of SKA Revealed: MikefromAZ’s True Story

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    The term dysfunctional is defined as “abnormal or impaired functioning” on the part of an individual person, between people in any sort of relationship, or amongst members of a family. Poor functioning refers to both behavior and relationships that aren’t working and have one or more negative, unhealthy aspects to them, such poor communication or…

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    TRIBE PRESENTS: Fair and Balanced NFCW Draft Grades

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    Cardinals: C- Their alcoholic General Manager drafted Josh Rosen and then traded him a way a year later. Ok, whatever, fine. So they drafted a 5’9 QB with the number one overall pick. Their best hope is that he becomes Russell Wilson but that is unlikely. This team has gaping holes everywhere like Bader’s girlfriend…

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    NFL Draft Trollthread – Sponsored by YAGA

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    Round 1 draft order Arizona Cardinals San Francisco 49ers New York Jets Oakland Raiders Tampa Bay Buccaneers New York Giants Jacksonville Jaguars Detroit Lions Buffalo Bills Denver Broncos Cincinnati Bengals Green Bay Packers Miami Dolphins Atlanta Falcons Washington Redskins Carolina Panthers New York Giants (from Cleveland Browns) Minnesota Vikings Tennessee Titans Pittsburgh Steelers Seattle Seahawks Baltimore…

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