Arizona Cardinals

    TRIBE PRESENTS: Fair and Balanced NFCW Draft Grades

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    Cardinals: C- Their alcoholic General Manager drafted Josh Rosen and then traded him a way a year later. Ok, whatever, fine. So they drafted a 5’9 QB with the number one overall pick. Their best hope is that he becomes Russell Wilson but that is unlikely. This team has gaping holes everywhere like Bader’s girlfriend…

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    NFL Draft Trollthread – Sponsored by YAGA

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    Round 1 draft order Arizona Cardinals San Francisco 49ers New York Jets Oakland Raiders Tampa Bay Buccaneers New York Giants Jacksonville Jaguars Detroit Lions Buffalo Bills Denver Broncos Cincinnati Bengals Green Bay Packers Miami Dolphins Atlanta Falcons Washington Redskins Carolina Panthers New York Giants (from Cleveland Browns) Minnesota Vikings Tennessee Titans Pittsburgh Steelers Seattle Seahawks Baltimore…

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    BKOB Presents: Curated Ignorance

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    Greetings, Knowledge Seekers. Laugh with me, won’t you, as we delve into the delusional fantasies of the Knowledge Haters. These misguided sheep honestly believed their NFCW-serfdom had come to an end. Ciara conspiracy theories have run rampant since the #CollapeOfReality “Danny O’neil is a smart man” …I’m speechless But, but… it says “Report:” Lisa loves…

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    CARDINALS QB CONUNDRUM: EVALUATED

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    With all the media hysteria surrounding the Cardinals, Josh Rosen, Kyler Murray and the #1 overall pick, I have taken it upon myself to analyze this situation thoughtfully, logically and without bias. Every asshole with a twitter account and aspirations of being the next Adam Schefter have all chimed in with their “sources” and “hot…

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    BABAJI PRESENTS: The OFFICIAL SKA NFCW Free Agency Tracker

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    (Only teams relevant to the NFCW, its users, abusers, and hangers-on) Forgetaboutit, Niners: Signed running back Tevin Coleman from the Falcons. Why? The Niners need mudders, like Roger Craig, and Carlos Hyde. These indoor carpet dancers like Jerrick McKinnon tear their ACL’s as soon as their ballet slippers touch actual soil. Signed pass rush specialists…

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