Arizona Cardinals

After many requests to hear my life story, I have still decided (in the words of Brew) that “I do not have time for all of that”. However I figured I could at least appease the many fans of the Zorstique’s Update of the Day, and provide (in chronological order) the updates thus far. I…

Immediately prior to writing this piece of literature I saw a factoid on the twitter: “115 mock drafts last year, none got more than 8 picks right. The only one being mocked is you.” Well, fuck whoever wrote that. I’m going to start with the least relevant teams in the division, and work my way…

The draft is next week. We’ve all seen plenty of mock drafts at this point, all of which will be wrong to some degree. And despite the fact that a couple of smartasses with bear and horned-horse avatars will pretend to know what will happen, even people who are paid 6 figures to produce mock…