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This is a nice read. Anyone who follows sports will appreciate the athletes a little more after reading this. “Am I About to Die?”
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What followed was a scary clusterfuck of Dutch, English, and Turkish, if you were to translate everything directly into English: HAIRDRESSER: “So, where you come from?” *Proceeding to attach the appropriate extension onto an electric razor and peel my scalp like a Doner kebab.* ME: “I come from the ‘ooo-ess-ahh,’ uh, America… Sacramento, California correct? It…
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Politics, geography, and the NBA playoffs are all fun, but at the end of the day, we are all football fans here. This division is full of crazy fans that have no reason to be this way. Here is why fans of the NFC West suck. Why Cardinals fans suck Cardinal fans are like that…
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Arizona Cardinals 9.5 Over (-140) / Under (+110) — For the third straight year, the world doesn’t give Bruce Arians’ team any respect. This is maybe the most dangerous team in football, and they only got better this offseason with adding Chandler Jones and Robert Nkemdiche to bolster the pass rush. Carson Palmer is aging…
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Brief rundown of the 1st round of the draft. 1(1) Rams (From Titans) — Jared Goff, QB – California 2(2) Eagles (From Browns) — Carson Wentz, QB – North Dakota St. 3(3) Chargers — Joey Bosa, DE – Ohio St. 4(4) Cowboys — Ezekiel Elliott, RB – Ohio St. 5(5) Jaguars — Jalen Ramsey, DB…
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