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    Breakdown of 2018 Non-Division Opponents: Cardinals

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    We’re still 7 months away from watching NFC West football again, but the good news is the opponents they will be playing in 2018 have already been released. I figured it’s never too soon to break down some key non-divisional matchups for each team, so here we go! We’re going to go in alphabetical order,…

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    TOODLUM PRESENTS: THE CARDINAL BRIEF

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    In 2016, a malicious clown wanted to seize power in the free world. His desire for power had a few obstacles that had to be eliminated or neutralized. The clown had a penchant for partying and his narcissistic ego thrived on praise and adulation. Enter one Stormy Daniels, porn star, stripper, and love interest of a part time…

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    THE GHOST OF DHC PRESENTS: Cardinals fans, GET UP!

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    My fellow Cardinals fans, it’s time to unite.It is time to be proud that you support the Cardinals. It is our time. Our infinite dynasty begins with the hiring of Steve Wilks. We must knock Rams fans down. We must knock Seahawks fans out. We must pummel 49ers fans and their disgusting Jimmy G Cult.…

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    GOATroppolo Presents: The Schottenheimer Problem

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    Bevell was unfairly scapegoated by many Seahawks fans who blamed him for their team’s offensive setbacks. He did a very good job of catering that offense to Russell Wilson’s strengths and maximizing his unique abilities to create an efficient scoring unit. Just on the basis of Weighted DVOA, (Defense-adjusted Value Over Average) here are the…

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    The Cult of Jimmy God

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    Authors: Son of Liberty, Cato, and Publius “We, the Rebel Alliance against Jimmy God and HIs Cult, do therefore in the name—and by the authority—of the free beings of SKA, solemnly publish and declare our intentions: To fight and oppose you and your forces, by any and all means at our disposal; To refuse any…

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