San Francisco 49ers

    5 Possible Overreactions to Week 1

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    The Rams opened their LA tenure with a dud, the Seahawks and Cardinals failed to impress, and Chip Kelly might be the answer. Here are my thoughts on the NFC West after one week. The 49ers are currently the best team in the division. After one week, the 49ers are the only team in the…

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    CHARLIE’S PICKS – WEEK #1

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    Welcome to Charlie The Unicorns Week #1 Predictions. The first game has already been played, with a wild outcome decided by a FG kicker. Hopefully more of this goodness happens during week #1 action. There are very few “premium” match-ups, but plenty of intrigue with new coaches and/or QBs playing in various spots this week. There are…

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    FPS: Frednesday Forty-Niner Football Famine

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    This week on Frednesday, the earth is still flat and the Seattle Supersonics put their franchise on the map to stay for many, many, many years to come with the signing of Kevin Durant! I can’t wait to see how that turns out for Seattle. Long Live the Sonics!!! But before we trigger the global…

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    OSS: Older than Dirt

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    An American man who claims to be the longest living human in recorded history has described how he “just wants to die”. OSS, from Bremerton Washington, was born on December 31, 1870, according to the date of birth on his identity card. Now officials at the local record office say they have finally been able…

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    VEGAS PRESENTS: WHY THE NINERS WILL WIN THE NFCW

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    As requested by absolutely no one, this article will detail why the Niners will unseat the Seahawks and Cardinals as the best team in the NFCW this season. Before I get into the details, I’d like to give a shout out to SacSig for having my back everytime Munkey calls me a fag when I’m…

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