San Francisco 49ers

    FPS PRESENTS: The Frednesday Forty-Niner Fracas

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    This weekend the 49ers played preseason game 1, from which Abdul Shareef Kapernick was held out due to suicide bombing fears. Apparently his detonation hand is fatigued, which hasn’t happened since Kyrgastanian Training Camps, but they still wanted be cautious with him. The training staff expects him to continue rehab in Iran. “As long as…

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    Deadspin – Why Your Team Sucks: Niners

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    Some people are fans of the San Francisco 49ers. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the San Francisco 49ers. This 2016 Deadspin NFL team preview is for those in the latter group. Read all the previews so far here. And buy Drew’s new book here. Your team: San Francisco 49ers. Oh, did I say San Francisco…

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    Ricardo Lockette, in his own words

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    This is a nice read. Anyone who follows sports will appreciate the athletes a little more after reading this. “Am I About to Die?”

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    A haircut the first day in Amsterdam by Ancientage

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    What followed was a scary clusterfuck of Dutch, English, and Turkish, if you were to translate everything directly into English: HAIRDRESSER: “So, where you come from?” *Proceeding to attach the appropriate extension onto an electric razor and peel my scalp like a Doner kebab.* ME: “I come from the ‘ooo-ess-ahh,’ uh, America… Sacramento, California correct? It…

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    OLIVER PRESENTS: Why Your Fans Suck – NFC West Edition

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    Politics, geography, and the NBA playoffs are all fun, but at the end of the day, we are all football fans here. This division is full of crazy fans that have no reason to be this way. Here is why fans of the NFC West suck. Why Cardinals fans suck Cardinal fans are like that…

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