San Francisco 49ers

    Nation’s Dogs Vow To Keep Their Shit Together During 4th Of July Fireworks

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    WASHINGTON—Admitting that their behavior in previous years had left them embarrassed and ashamed, the nation’s dogs announced Thursday that they intend on keeping their shit together during this year’s Fourth of July fireworks displays. “Though we recognize we have not always demonstrated the most poise and self-control on this particular holiday, we want to assure…

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    END OF AN ERA – THANKS JED

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    by DGdub Rivalry – competition for the same objective or for superiority in the same field. The Seattle Seahawks versus The San Fransisco 49ers rivalry burned like a bowl of dry herbs. Sparked immediately by the hiring of Jim Harbaugh it burned intensely. Harsh and abrasive clouds of smoke filled debates raged, but turned to…

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    ESPN: Colin Kaepernick apologizes

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    Paul Gutierrez, ESPN Staff Writer Colin Kaepernick, who has nearly 1.3 million followers on Instagram and 755,000 Twitter followers, deleted and then apologized Tuesday for a social media post that trivialized the deadly floods in the Houston area, much of Texas and Oklahoma. The San Francisco 49ers quarterback, who uses the hashtag #7stormsComing to purportedly warn opponents and observers alike…

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    Ranking the NFL’s Best General Managers

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    A Draft Trade Value Study Now that that 2015 NFL Draft has come to a close, I thought it would be useful to spend some time analyzing some history and ranking our favorite (and least favorite) general managers. Everyone wants their favorite team’s general manager to handle the draft like an expert, and ensure that…

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    SILENT BOB SPEAKS!… AND IT’S TERRIBLE

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    After many requests to hear my life story, I have still decided (in the words of Brew) that “I do not have time for all of that”. However I figured I could at least appease the many fans of the Zorstique’s Update of the Day, and provide (in chronological order) the updates thus far. I…

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