San Francisco 49ers

    NFC WEST: 4 TEAMS / 34 PLAYERS

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    Here are the glorious picks for the NFC West teams we love. Over all, the main positions of need were addressed by each of the teams.  There were a few curious picks, but that is expected when the picks are rolling in fast and furious day #3 of the draft.     Arizona Cardinals RD(PK)…

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    The Earth is Flat and Rests on the Back of a Giant Stack of Turtles. Turtles, All the Way Down

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    Immediately prior to writing this piece of literature I saw a factoid on the twitter: “115 mock drafts last year, none got more than 8 picks right. The only one being mocked is you.” Well, fuck whoever wrote that. I’m going to start with the least relevant teams in the division, and work my way…

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    3 PLAYERS / 3 ROUNDS: NINERS

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    Going into the 2015 draft, the 49ers find themselves balanced on a knife edge. There is still plenty of talent on the team, despite offseason losses in free agency and the unexpected retirement of two very good ILBs. If they fall one direction, they fall back into mediocrity and likely began a long road to…

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    MORNIN’ BIAS WITH MB3 VOL 3: 3rd AND LONG

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    The draft is next week. We’ve all seen plenty of mock drafts at this point, all of which will be wrong to some degree. And despite the fact that a couple of smartasses with bear and horned-horse avatars will pretend to know what will happen, even people who are paid 6 figures to produce mock…

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    NBC: Niners Get a Chance to See “New” Kaepernick

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    Team will gather Tuesday for start of offseason workout program, with Kaepernick coming in off several weeks of working with Kurt Warner By Doug Williams In a sense, the 49ers’ 2015 season begins Tuesday. After three months of coaching changes and free-agent comings and goings, the Niners gather today at team facilities in Santa Clara to…

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