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    First Article of 2018: The Story of Bearded Keal

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    Twas the season to be merry, give gifts, and consume copious amounts of alcohol celebrating the new year. The kids have Santa Claus, but for everybody on this website, we had a different bearded hero to provide us with joy. Here is the story of the short lived, but legendary figure we now know as…

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    The Real BKOB Report – Week 16 Edition

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    GOOD MORNING SKA USERS. IT’S TUESDAY AND THAT MEANS IT’S TIME TO ARM YOURSELVES… WITH KNOWLEDGE!!! Welcome, one and all, to the final BKOB Report of the calendar year 2017! Hard to believe, isn’t it? I hope you all had a Golden Boner worthy-Christmas, filled with Tables, and Knowledge, and Charts, and Joy. I know…

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    The Real BKOB Report – Week 15 Edition

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    GOOD MORNING SKA USERS. IT’S TUESDAY AND THAT MEANS IT’S TIME TO ARM YOURSELVES… WITH KNOWLEDGE!!! It was another sad weekend for football, and I’m afraid it will only embolden the Knowledge Haters. I thought things couldn’t get much worse than last week, when I was viciously assaulted and sexually harassed by a string of…

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    The Real BKOB Report – Week 14 Edition

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    Since my articles keep getting replaced after LESS THAN ONE DAY, and since Lisa refuses to #FeatureTheKnowledge, I’ve decided to be a big baby about it and cancel The Real BKOB Report. This has nothing to do with the Seahawks losing. You won’t have The Real BKOB Report to kick around anymore.   APRIL FOOLS!!!!!!!!!…

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    The Rise of the “Goon Squad” aka Lisa’s Goons

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    [Pictured Above – Lisa’s Goons celebrating after conquering Footballandpoop.com and beheading NFCwfootballtrolls.com] “But the Battle at SKA was no battle at all. It was a code used by pacifists from both sides who turned the blog into an artistic community and a refuge from the war.  You have to understand. Poets, artists, dancers – these…

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