A haircut the first day in Amsterdam by Ancientage
https://spikedkoolaid.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/y1KS83Hjpeg-1024x1024.jpg 1024 1024 Charlie the Unicorn Charlie the Unicorn https://secure.gravatar.com/avatar/d53f5a42f56e8f8895d4c0e98d0df59162e4e90bfa384ebf936178191ddd1650?s=96&d=mm&r=pgWhat followed was a scary clusterfuck of Dutch, English, and Turkish, if you were to translate everything directly into English: HAIRDRESSER: “So, where you come from?” *Proceeding to attach the appropriate extension onto an electric razor and peel my scalp like a Doner kebab.* ME: “I come from the ‘ooo-ess-ahh,’ uh, America… Sacramento, California correct? It…
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