Seattle Seahawks

    Seahawks Secret Sauce: Cornerback techniques

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    Excerpts from Danny Kelly’s article on Field Gulls ……. HC Pete Carroll said that first and foremost, when scouting potential cornerbacks, “One, we want fast guys, and long guys, that’s what we’re looking for.” “Then,” added Carroll, “they’ve been indoctrinated into the system.” Indoctrinated. Carroll is a guy that chooses his words carefully. Indoctrinated typically…

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    Ranking the NFL’s Best General Managers

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    A Draft Trade Value Study Now that that 2015 NFL Draft has come to a close, I thought it would be useful to spend some time analyzing some history and ranking our favorite (and least favorite) general managers. Everyone wants their favorite team’s general manager to handle the draft like an expert, and ensure that…

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    SILENT BOB SPEAKS!… AND IT’S TERRIBLE

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    After many requests to hear my life story, I have still decided (in the words of Brew) that “I do not have time for all of that”. However I figured I could at least appease the many fans of the Zorstique’s Update of the Day, and provide (in chronological order) the updates thus far. I…

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    NFC WEST: 4 TEAMS / 34 PLAYERS

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    Here are the glorious picks for the NFC West teams we love. Over all, the main positions of need were addressed by each of the teams.  There were a few curious picks, but that is expected when the picks are rolling in fast and furious day #3 of the draft.     Arizona Cardinals RD(PK)…

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    The Earth is Flat and Rests on the Back of a Giant Stack of Turtles. Turtles, All the Way Down

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    Immediately prior to writing this piece of literature I saw a factoid on the twitter: “115 mock drafts last year, none got more than 8 picks right. The only one being mocked is you.” Well, fuck whoever wrote that. I’m going to start with the least relevant teams in the division, and work my way…

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