Seattle Seahawks

    RAS: The Ballad of DangerRuss

    835 563 nofriendo

    They said Russell was too short,..To quarterback in this great sport,..He said, “Not true,” in grand retort.   “I have what it takes,.. With roll out playaction fakes,.. To be an all time great!”   Then there came a time,.. For Russ to go and shine,.. At the Patriots goal line.   Its was second down and goal,.. In the Super…

    read more

    ONION: Nurse Tired Of Taking Shit From Sherman

    835 469 nofriendo

    [quote]”It’s like, ‘Jesus, just shut up and let me do my job, okay?’[/quote] SEATTLE—After successfully delivering the newborn baby of Seattle Seahawks cornerback Richard Sherman and his girlfriend Ashley Moss Thursday morning, Northwest Hospital and Medical Center nurse Karen Greco expressed her frustration at having to constantly take shit from the Seahawks defender throughout the…

    read more

    Filler West Article

    600 800 SKA Intern

    You guys wont read this anyways, but hey….at least this article doesnt have 15k comments   (Sure Keal will put a new one up soon)  

    read more

    Charlie the Unicorn’s Superbowl XLIX Prediction

    835 425 Charlie the Unicorn

    The Superbowl is here. The season flew by fast, too fast. I went 2-0 last week ….. 9-1 in postseason picks now. (168-90 during the regular season). So this is it… win this game for all the marbles. The end of a long journey with plenty of twists and turns. I’m not going to over…

    read more

    John Schneiders Mind (Part 2)

    835 515 Charlie the Unicorn

    After much fanfair, Part 2 of my amazing JS mind extravaganza is ready for SKA consumption. Defensive End #1 DE – Micheal Bennett; solid player, under long term contract #2 DE – Demarcus Dobbs; Claimed off the scrap heap, most likely not on the team in 2015, nice depth player #3 DE – Cliff Avril; solid…

    read more