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    AFC North Team Needs, per ChatGPT

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    Sorry for all the AI-driven stuff, but things have been a bit busy in my world lately, so…deal with it. šŸ™‚ The next installment will be human-penned, as it will be my pre-draft projections, such as they are.Ā  Until then…enjoy! -Rav ________________________________________________________________________________ The NFL offseason is that magical time when optimism blooms, contracts balloon, and…

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    Black Dilfer and the Terrible, Horrible, NO GOOD, VERY BAD DAY

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    LOGAN PAUL JUST SACKED JALEN HURTS BRO šŸ’€ (Fanatics Flag Football Classic) pic.twitter.com/qOwa1OO0LM — FADE (@FadeAwayMedia) March 21, 2026 Logan Paul legitimately gave both Hurts and Brady issues as a pass rusher, here he forced the game sealing INT Vintage Kuechly toošŸ„² pic.twitter.com/01XseBGQUG — Theo Ash (@TheoAshNFL) March 23, 2026 Jalen Hurts throws a Pick…

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    Free Agency News and Notes, per Gemini

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    Gemini’s got jokes and is here all week…andĀ  maybe next week.Ā  Enjoy. Welcome to the 2026 NFL Free Agency period, or as it’s known in front offices, “The Great Cap-Space Bonfire.” This year, the league set a record by handing outĀ $5.83 billionĀ in contracts in just the first four days. With the salary cap soaring toĀ $301.2…

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    Seahawks Week 1 Free Agency Recap

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    Rashid Shaheed, WR 3yr/$51M Josh Jobe, CB 3yr/$24M Emanuel Wilson, RB 1yr/$2.1M Josh Jones, OT 1yr/$4M Chris Stoll, LS 2yr/$2.9M Brady Russell, FB 2yr/??? Brandon Pili, DT 1yr/$2M Rodney Thomas II, S 1yr/??? Jake Bobo, WR Tendered RFA D’Anthony Bell, S 1yr/$1.1

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    The Trade, per Gemini

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    Copping out of writing something this week in favor of my actual day job, but my “assistant” is quite willing to pitch in.Ā  Enjoy! TheĀ Baltimore RavensĀ andĀ Las Vegas Raiders just gave the NFL its version of a “runaway bride” scenario, with the blockbuster trade for All-Pro pass rusher Maxx Crosby collapsing at the literal eleventh hour.…

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