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1. Lack of a competitive degree. Employers take one look at his Criminal Justice degree from SJSU and throw his résumé in the trash. Nobody wants that shit. Theres 100+ universities in California and he picked probably the worst of the bunch. He should’ve gone to a competitive university like Stanford, Berkeley, or maybe even…

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This has literally got to be the dumbest fuckin political subject Americans have emotionally invested themselves in since…well probably the last 2 weeks. How many times do we have to play this same game of emotional rope a dope before we finally catch that twinge in our spines and go…”Hold on a minute, this pattern…

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