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    Nav Finally Responds to Split Hat

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    I’m back to writing articles guys. This week I am going to discuss baseball a little bit. We are six days away from opening day and the A’s pitching staff is a complete wreck. The line up is going to be really good but every game is going to be a 10-9 final. However, the…

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    JOE THOMAS TRIES OUT NEW STANDUP ROUTINE AT FAREWELL PRESSER

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    “This offseason, there were a lot of people that reached out to me when they heard I was considering retirement,” Thomas said. “They had an opportunity to talk to me and give their input. One of the guys who actually talked to me was [former offensive coordinator] Kyle Shanahan. He put together a 32-point slide…

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    A BRIEF HISTORY OF WORMHOLES

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    WORMHOLES, AND THEIR PRACTICAL APPLICATIONS My own article is not letting me comment on it. This is sad, but it is also a good thing, as my days have been more productive. I used to think I was a very good multi-tasker because I could be on SKA and still get my work done, but…

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    A Brief History of Time

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    We need a new article, because I can’t comment on the last one. Stephen Hawking died. He was a very smart person. He wrote a book called “A Brief History of Time.” What would Dr. Hawking think of SKA? Probably that we are mostly idiots, consuming resources on Earth that would be better left for…

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    Purple Boy Presents: KOOLICKLES

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    I know what you all are thinking. Why arent we Purple. Red sucks Purples dick Dicks are kinda like pickles Most of you have a pickle dick why not soak it in koolaid. SUCKIN LICKIN CRUNCHIN KOOLICKLES (Kool-Aid Marinated Dill Pickles) A fine American delicacy. Made from fresh ingredients. Koolickles are sweet, they’re sour and…

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