1. Sam Bradford plays at least 13 games and is a top 10 FFB QB.
2. Demarco Murray and Ryan Matthews combine for 2000 yards rushing.
3. The Eagles leading WR is…Zach Ertz.
4. The Eagles defense finishes as a top 5 unit.
5. The Eagles win the division at 12-4.
6. The New York Giants finish second…at 10-6.
7. Eli Manning is a top 12 FFB QB.
8. Odell Beckham Jr. finishes as the number 1 FFB WR for 2015-16.
9. Victor Cruz plays less than 10 games.
10. Rashad Jennings is a top 15 FFB RB.
11. Larry Donnell finishes as a top 10 FFB TE.
12. The Giants downfall is their bottom third defense and lack of a pass rush.
13. The Dallas Cowboys finish 8-8.
14. Jason Witten retires at seasons end.
15. Dez Bryant finishes outside the top 10 in WR yards and catches.
16. He still finishes top 5 in receiving TD’s.
17. Randy Gregory is a flat out bust.
18. Byron Jones is not.
19. The Cowboys are unable to control the pace of games with their running game. With no real starting caliber RB, they rely too heavily on Romo, who has another great season statistically, but isn’t good enough to get them to the post season alone.
20. The Cowboys sign one of these three RB’s before week 6 and they do nothing to solidify the position: Ray Rice, Chris Johnson, or Steven Jackson
21. The team with the worst record in the NFL is…The Washington Redskins’.
22. RG III loses his job before week 10.
23. Gruden quits.
24. Jaccpot is suspended at some point for lack of effort.
25. Garcons foot is injured.
26. Kerrigan (only bright spot) has a monster year and makes the pro-bowl.
27. Dan Snyder agrees to change the team name at years end.
28. The Eagles announce they will revert back to their Kelly Green jerseys in 2017.
29. The Eagles vs. Jets’ game will be interrupted in the 4th quarter on FOX by…The Pope.
30. ^^^ That’s not a joke. His mass in Philadelphia will air on just about every station beginning at 4 pm. Eagles/Jets’ starts at 1.
31. Old bEasters: LeSean McCoy finishes outside the top 12 FFB RB’s and Nick Foles finishes outside the top 20.
32. The Eagles beat the Giants and Falcons in the playoffs and reach the NFC title game.
33. The Eagles defeat the Packers in the NFC Title game.
34. The Eagles face the Colts in the SuperBowl.
35. The Eagles win.
36. The SB MVP is…Darren Sproles.
37. Darren Sproles retires.
38. Philadelphia rejoices. Instead of riots, everyone in a fit of joy becomes better, happier people. D-Cells are thrown into the trash, not at people. Santa Claus is featured in the SB parade down Broad Street and is greeted with only cheers. The media paints the stereotypical Eagles fan as dead and ushers in a new era of…lolol I can’t…they burn that motherfucker down so quick. Shit gets crazy like you’ve never seen. Work productivity stops for a month, as the world marvels at the party that refuses to end.
39. Multiple Eagles refuse to meet the president at the White House.
40. Chip Kelly is blamed and called racist.
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S-Jax on the Cowboys!