This weekend the 49ers played preseason game 1, from which Abdul Shareef Kapernick was held out due to suicide bombing fears. Apparently his detonation hand is fatigued, which hasn’t happened since Kyrgastanian Training Camps, but they still wanted be cautious with him. The training staff expects him to continue rehab in Iran. “As long as i get to spend some of that ransom booty”, Shareef was heard saying…
The Blaine started in place of Abdul Shareef. Alongside 10 other starters on “offense”, and same for defense. Then they let my grocery checker take some snaps, while my old grocery checker called plays with big signs of tuna fish and pineapples held above his head. Nobody knows what this guy’s doin’.
In other news, Hillary Clinton is being undone on a national stage, but the good news is under Sharia law, though there might be more people with less hands, there’s a lot less thievery!
The Flat Earth community discovered Devil’s Towers aren’t what we think we are…
This is a tree stump, a petrified silicon based pre-flood tree stump. Silicon alllows biology to be much larger.
This week was also the 79th Anniversary of the Sando 7-9 Article. Which made me feel like Rebecca Romain Stamos motorboated my gooch. It was nice.
Zippy: Homegrown Demagogue
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