This Frednesday we are nearly certain an NFCWest team ended a match victoriously, John McClain sings The Day the Internet Died, the ColoX defection from America gets an interesting footnote, and the Los Hangaleese Hrams begin their long-awaited Era de la Yared Hoff.
Peas Before Steak
NFCWest, Results & Such
Hrams 9
Yetts 6
This is a joke, correctemundo? Nine to six? This is absolutely ridiculous. One field goal each quarter then call it a game? Ya know the Donner Party got lampooned in the Sierra Nevada Mountain range on the way to their destination. Their leader lead them wrongly; in the dead of winter they were left with no choice but to eat their babies. Rams fans are like, “They had made it half way already. I’m surprised they had such will to live after accomplishing their dreams, basically.”
I’ve never been so depressed for any group of people in all my trolling. I’ve felt less for a sickly starving toddler i once saw sulking on the side of a dirt road with a lone fly landed on his dark little lip in Africa, on TV. 9-6? What is this Voo-doo? Undo the TD witchcraft; pull your Rams Rosary beads out of Senorita Fisher and start praying to the Sacred Saint of Suicide that she might drop a touchdown from the heavens this winter before somebody has to eat a baby. /Hillary Clinton stokes a fire
Seattle Stole More Than They Sold
New England *Win
Seattle gives up basically a TD a quarter but pulls out the win on 9 field goals? That’s not a win. Hi, this is the NFCWest, we’re gay. Way to rep, Prison Rules. Did the Patriots D-Line leave? Here we have yet another impossible result. Something’s happening here, what it is ain’t exactly clear. But every time Brady loses to this gang of lawless thieves i consider disliking him some, but i can’t. White Winners Share Their Dinners.
There’s a lot of unwritten rules you people ain’t never heard. Yep, lotsa rules. We didn’t get here walking around like Daffy Duck. Protest your brown little hearts out.
4Xers 20
Cards 23
We scored 20 points. Looks like we even had a TD! Since we came in winless on the road, 20 points is truly a win, all things being equal. So Week 10 wraps up as a middle of the pack finish for 4Xers. One team “won” 9-6, the other team kicked 9 field oals to “win”… So… let’s call it all Ties across the board and just celebrate by giving everybody little terd trophies. ColoX didn’t vote. Wonder why? Because he hates America. He’s defected. He’s islam.
[*Knowledge Table]
BMT’s Section
BMT wanted a section on white woman, firewater, and Red Beans. I told him, “Whoa, Tonto; red beans aren’t funny.”
American Frexile
OK, now for all my little fred-a-maniacs out there, don’t worry your pretty little hearts about what’s going on outside your doors nowadays. Eat your chocolate and say your prayers. The good book has always told us there would be scoffer’s in the last days. I mean, what does one need to see at this point? If you’ve missed the weather, it’s been about 4 years since we had anything remotely earthlike in the weather department. God said the moon would be for signs. We call it a “Supermoon” and point our camera phones at it.
I’m trying to tell you that we don’t move, while you’re trying to get me to buy into a system of theoretical maths that literally has no “Up”. We don’t have any signs that we move, and if it’s not moving that means we do have an up. Instead you ask me to imagine that are moving, and want me to trade my up and down for your all around. But i’m crazy? I believe in something that has math, you believe in something that sold you Moon Luggage in 1963 that not a single lonesome start traveling soul ever took to the Moon… the stiffest Star Trek boner of your life couldn’t break through the glass dome.
There is a saying about liars and rock’n’roll singer/songwriters; that liars use the truth to tell a lie, but storytellers use lies to tell the truth.
I CAN SEE FOR MILES AND MILES AND MILES AND MILE AND MILES AND MILES AND MILES AND MILES
My thinking is they are trying to erode the need and even the desire to have an America in the world, so that when they trip the petro-dollar it happens amid such national turmoil that, though sudden, doesn’t warrant any international sympathy. Character assassination often precedes the actual assassination. We are being painted as horrific and the world is kind of over us already. And now they got half our own country trying to be post-American. All of our countries of aid will go down with us, anyway, cuz we are all on the petro-dollar standard. Except China, Russia and the Arab countries, they have gold. The petro-dollar is not backed by gold, it’s backed by American Birth Certificates. We won’t be able to leverage our labor for debt cuz we already have, which is the big lie under the rug. Calling our money a house of cards implies it’s built of something tangible. The U$D is hardly a figment of our imagination; it’s the true American Dream. Money does do one tangible thing quite well, it burns.
It’s true that everyone now sees Trump and his Americans as narrow-sighted racist goons grasping at last for power instead of dying his white man’s death on his bed of brown people bones. It’s ‘a good-riddance’, is how they see what they now call “America”. Not the free men of earth, leading the last free nation of men on earth. No, what they see is a dying breed, far past his time, on the slow sunset ride into the deep darkness of yesteryear. They won’t mind losing us one bit… not until we’re totally gone.
/Taps
Make the Niners Great Again
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