NFC East Prediction Results – Week whatever, what the fuck is going on with this division

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    UsernamePrediction
    Fiversons No Spine ZoneRedskins and BNA win…
    Cowboys and Eagles lose…
    But I really have no idea..
    LupoRedskins get the only Beast win… Mosely keeps posting that stupid Eli GIF
    SploozChoy predicts that Dallas will win this week and every week till Bob calls us all home.
    Anal Matt MosleyBack in first
    FrenchieThis is all Beaster’s Fault
    FrenchieEagles D will allow a 50-Burger
    SquatchNFC East embarrased on MNF. No matter who wins, we all end up losing
    FrenchieJets 27, Giants 21
    Cowboys 31, Skins 28
    Win or Lose, I expect the Eagles to embarrass themselves
    WeechDallas somehow wins, fucking up their draft position
    Matt MEagles and Cowboys fight it out for last place
    Giants win
    Please send $10 to Matt when leaving the blog and $10 when you return
    BadgerCowboys score on the first drive of the game and Choy suddenly appears to tell everyone how Dallas will still win the division. Dallas ends up losing by 35.
    Badger-Dallas fans chant “we want Weeden” during the game at some point.
    -Alfred Morris/Matt Jones combine for 1 TD.
    -Choy buys a plane ticket to Syria.
    -Justin comes back and starts discussing the 30 players he think are the -top-5 in the 2016 draft.
    Badger-Cassel throws 3 interceptions, 2 pick-6s
    -Run-DMC has 23 rushing yards and 1 fumble
    -Dez Bryant has more drops than receptions
    -Cousins throws 4 TDs and 1 int
    -Desean Jackson goes for over 100 receiving yards
    -Dashon Goldson kills Cole Beasley
    -Cole Beasley’s wife rushes the field
    -Tony Romo is shown laughing on the sidelines no fewer than 4 times, —  –Dallas is losing every time
    -Jason Garrett keeps eyeing the owner’s box, afraid that Jerrah will have him in his scope
    -Jerrah is on the sideline by the middle of the 3rd quarter
    -Dan Snyder is shown rubbing an Indian headdress for good luck
    -Dan Snyder is then shown spitting on said Indian headdress for more good luck
    -Philly fans everywhere wonder why Sam Bradford is their starting QB when they could have traded Foles and a 2nd Rounder for Kirk Cousins
    -ESPN anchors discuss the Redskins name and whether it is insensitive to Native Americans, no less than 7 times
    -Chris Cooley says on radio broadcast that at this very moment, he’d be the second best TE on the Redskins
    -Ryan Kerrigan gets 2 sacks and a strip
    -Mason Foster gets 1 interception
    dontblamemeuaintmeThe Cowboys will beat the Redskins by 21 points and begin the take over of the East.
    Tom Brady will get hurt this week and the Patriots won’t win another game this season.
    Dr Rypper MDCowboys sux
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