NFC East – Where are they now

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Where are they now – NFCeast blog

Weech (DAL)- Moved to SEA to be a gay male prostitute, spends more time on knees than on phone these days. They call him “the sanctuary man”, all humans are safe to come inside him.

Injay (WAS)- Drove to RG3’s house one night to track down his wedding gift, never returned. But they did find an abandoned, unregistered, pink smart car in the area.

Snake (DAL)- Prison, probably.

Skooler (NYG)- Prison, probably.

CMN (PHI)- Spending his time on more important things than blogging, like protesting gender identities for gerbils, and immigration security for sea turtles. Possible Isis recruit.

cwbinsd (DAL)- Built bunker when he thought Hillary would be president. Can’t find key to get out.

Toodlum (DAL)- Fievel went west. Authorities were catching onto his fishing tendencies in the gulf, had to switch to Pacific.

RCU (WAS)- Tragic medical story regarding pizza crust and what not, story NSFW. Too bad, had a cool golf cart.

Beenthere’s brains (DAL)- This is a mystery people…

Badger’s Balls (WAS)- At this point, can we even be confident they ever existed? A liberal, living in TX/LA, wearing sperry’s and onesies, who’s favorite drink is Veuve Cliquot.…and we call lupo a woman…..*sigh*….

Choyboy (DAL)- Found a secluded island to move to. Pictured above.

Now everyone can remind me who I forgot…

#BUILDTHEWALLAROUNDJUSTIN

#MAGAYOURFACE

-Love Justin

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