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Browns & Broncos rushing to beat the NFL trade deadline that will send LT Joe Thomas & a 4th pick in ’16 to Denver for a 1st/2nd in ’16
cloisterwater Rightfully so. I hope we take them to the woodshed like we did the Saints.
weren’t you the guy who had that stupid stat about teams losing that played Seattle the week before?
I guess the Broncos couldn’t get the deal done
cloisterwater how about a nice stack of breakfast waffles
http://s1.dmcdn.net/AJjQ-/x240-ZeZ.jpg
https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter
A potential Joe-Thomas-to-Denver deal that both sides were working on up until the deadline did not get completed, per league sources.
Nothing like last minute panic and fuckups to ruin a deal.
http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000572278/article/nfc-east-mess-can-giants-hold-off-redskins-eagles-cowboys
Why they can win: see: Why they can’t win
Why they can’t win: Have you seen this offense lately? http://www.nfl.com/player/mattcassel/2506562/profile threw for 97 yards in http://www.nfl.com/gamecenter/2015110110/2015/REG8/seahawks@cowboys, and he was supposed to be an improvement over http://www.nfl.com/player/brandonweeden/2532970/profile. Yes, the http://www.nfl.com/teams/dallascowboys/profile?team=DAL should be better once Bryant and Romo are back on the field together, but this team’s chance might be too far gone by that point. The best-case scenario for Dallas was to somehow win half the games that Romo missed once he went down. Thehttp://www.nfl.com/teams/dallascowboys/profile?team=DAL now have lost five straight since that point. If that’s not bad enough, the team also is dealing with non-strategic issues, including http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000566060/article/cowboys-defend-greg-hardy-after-sideline-arguments. The http://www.nfl.com/teams/dallascowboys/profile?team=DAL already had enough problems without adding unnecessary distractions to
How can you possibly fuck up a deadline this badly? Like you didn’t see it coming for the last seven weeks or so.
JosephR2225 Probably not anticipating that a high-quality asset like Thomas was going to get traded. Their cap seems almost impossible given the guys they have signed on that roster. But at the same time, you’d think they would’ve had some measures/some sort of plan in place for that kind of contingency.
Biased Optimism Even with how good JT is, OL is never as easy as plug n’ play. Still need guys to gel.
Even so, once you know that he is available, isn’t the first thing you have to do set your walkaway point for negotiations? That walkaway point was presumably the same at 3:00 as it was at 4:00, so I don’t know how you let that clock tick all the way down.
I blame the movie Draft Day and Kevin Costner
Kellys_Chipadelphia Elway seen asking if people attended Joe Thomas’s birthday party.
I hope they get to the Super Bowl and lose when Peyton gets sacked 9 times by the RDE from the NFC team (i.e. Brandon Graham).
Denver- great so the deal is done.
Clev- not so fast, WE WANT ALL OUR DRAFT PICKS BACK!
Denver- ….we didn’t take any of…
Clev- ALL OF THEM!
… Dead line…
JosephR2225 LOL, in all honesty, it looks like they’re taking a page out of the Seahawks book right now. And it’s working.
Ugh I made 2 Draft Day comments…. I need a shower.
Dongtavious Steelwang and? I don’t get the move but maybe dallas fans understand it
They are for sure, and that defense is no joke. It’s really, really good. But this is probably your last best shot with Peyton Manning, because what we saw at the end of last season and the beginning of this season didn’t vanish, Sunday night notwithstanding. Can you imagine fucking that up because you had a price you were willing to pay, AND you had an offer that was within that price, but you held out 6 minutes too long and didn’t get the damn thing completed?
Dongtavious Steelwang i liked it but Garner is not pretty but i still do her
cloisterwater no but could not say it nicely with my son talking over my shoulder
And now we wait to see when that missed window comes back to haunt them.
cloisterwater “They have Madison Bumgardner right?”
Teidden Dongtavious Steelwang simple case of his negatives outweighing his positives at this point. All of the other shit going on and his on the field production was not good enough for them to tolerate it. Also sends a message to the rest of the team to do their fucking job or go do something else in life.
Kiko, mychal, Jordan, and demeco.Time to unveil the deadly 1-6-4 formation.
cloisterwater I won’t be mean, either your new avi next week will just be a picture of Cowboys’ rings or lombardi trophies or it will be an empty Eagles trophy case. No need to break out the gay unicorn or any of that stuff.
Redacted final score
Eagles <20
Cowboys. >my love for Eagles
Badboy Bob It’s gonna be glorious. We will win despite the castle of suck.
Badboy Bob Not when all of Murica watches these teams
cloisterwater probably pretty decent if he straightens up. Not a guy whose gonna be a pro bowl back or anything but serviceable.
You thought he’d get 1,600 yards this year behind the Cowboys OL. That would probably make the pro bowl.
cloisterwater That wasn’t me. I said they would pretty much get it done by committee this year.
cloisterwater Sounds like a Choy or Shitrant statement, but they’ll never cop to it if you can’t prove it.
cloisterwater back and joints adjusting to the first cold, wet weather in months, which also ruined the under the table construction and concrete pouring gigs I was doing this last week.
Justin is not only a massive racist but is a horrible human for keeping a wild animal in captivity
A little much for just being a bad OC
https://twitter.com/mikefreemanNFL/status/661691324253405184
Good to know the Colts think it is Pep Hamilton’s fault that Luck sucks
HailBandG how many does the Colts have left?
And does Grigson count?
#InJayWeTrust HailBandG worse than that III guy that’s for sure
Good chance the GM that drafted Luck gets fired before the GM that drafted III. What a world
Pep kinda sucks too though… But yea, this is a scapegoat firing…
I hope Maryland give Pep Hamilton a look, if he’s interested in a college HC gig. He went to Howard. They’ve got a big QB prospect coming in next year, and all his pro experience would be good for recruiting.
So Alabama’s one loss is to Ole Miss in Tuscaloosa. Florida Curb Stomped Ole Miss in their house. Our only loss is to undefeated LSU in their house at night by a trick play in the 4th
Yeah go figure
winner of the NFCE will have a losing record.
The Giants should sign this guy for free safety. He won’t get beat deep!
I don’t care when trolls come here
But the least you can do is not suck at it
Fiversons No Spin Zone granted
But noshoes, that was some serious weak sauce
Winner of the NFCE will have a losing record? How original
Guess what division did that first?
Oh yeah, the seapigeons in the NFCW!
Has choy shown his mangina?
Dusty Baker? Eh
Joseph Randle? QUEEEEEEEEEEEFFFFFF
I think Choy said he wasn’t gonna show win or lose
Dusty Baker was cool 2003
Dallas RBs sux
that almost loss to Detroit at home is looking bettter and better
Good morning all you fine gentlemen and cunts on SKA. What’s going on?
Looks like Randle gonna leave a little bit of meat on that bone
#InJayWeTrust Speaking of a meaty bone, has Choy owned up to his idiocy yet?
choyboy0724 – If Randle keeps his head on straight, there’s no reason he can’t run for at least 1200 yards
Ivebeenherebefore – And in that vein, and as a serious Cowboy watcher, assuming he’s healthy this year, I predict Randle gets 75% of the rushing touches for the Cowboys this year. Don’t know what Murray’s percentage was last year, but Randle is going to get close to that
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ -Randle is going to be the starter, play well, and have a damn good change of pace back in Dunbar. you can save this.
lddsfuws – Bold: Randle rushes 1500 yards
87fiveoh254 – 1. If McFadden and Randle both play 16 games they both notch 1k yards.
Randle was only about 1200 yards short of 1500. It was close
cloisterwater But Cowboys fans were more wrong about everything
https://twitter.com/RapSheethttps://twitter.com/RapSheet
The https://twitter.com/hashtag/Cowboys?src=hash are signing RB Trey Williams from the https://twitter.com/hashtag/Redskins?src=hash practice squad, source said. He takes Joseph Randle’s roster spot.
Ian Rapoport ✔ @RapSheet
The #Cowboys are signing RB Trey Williams from the #Redskins practice squad, source said. He takes Joseph Randle’s roster spot.
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choyboy0724 – If Trey Williams keeps his head on straight, there’s no reason he can’t run for at least 1200 yards
Ivebeenherebefore – And in that vein, and as a serious Cowboy watcher, assuming he’s healthy this year, I predict Williams gets 75% of the rushing touches for the Cowboys this year. Don’t know what Murray’s percentage was last year, but Williams is going to get close to that
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ -Williams is going to be the starter, play well, and have a damn good change of pace back in Dunbar. you can save this.
lddsfuws – Bold: Williams rushes 1500 yards
87fiveoh254 – 1. If McFadden and Williams both play 16 games they both notch 1k yards
Good morning fans of the first place NY Giants FootBall Dynasty
Let’s see the Eagles fans preditions about how great Bradford will be
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The only good one in the prediction center is Tire: Sam Bradford will finish in the top 5 in MVP voting.
The rest are mostly about him getting injured or not.
I don’t think I made any specific predictions, but I expected better. I certainly whiffed on my prediction about the guards being a smooth transition.
lddsfuws But seriously, UDFA, he’s not a bull rusher, he jumps and jives.
lol, I made that so long ago. I think it was during last year’s playoffs.
Yesterday he was a promising back who is only on the practice squad because the guys ahead of him on the 53 are that good.
Today he sux and they’re glad to be rid of him. He probably also beat his mom or his girlfriend or something.
More rec yds than anyone on the Cowboys other than Dez?
You weren’t THAT wrong. Give it time. He’s only 170 yds behind their top WR.
Congrats to the Dallas Cowboys for signing a RB off of our practice squad. Big move for them
http://www.nflshop.com/catalog/product/Game-Used_Philadelphia_Eagles_Bradley_Fletcher_Fanatics_Authentic_White_Pants_from_2014_Season
I think Dez should buy and frame these.
Indeed; but on the other hand, he only has to beat Terrance Williams.
cloisterwater Didn’t mean to step on your troll, it just a WTF moment. I get game used jerseys (I guess, but not really either), but pants?
So the Cowboys are one inevitable high ankle sprain to McFadden from having an entirely new RB corps than the one they started the season with. This is why everybody assumed they would take at least one RB in the draft.
Not that the Cowboys had a chance at drafting him, but remember how Justin wanted no part of Gurley?
I said that already, but Duke Johnson would have been a great fit for Dallas imo. I said that at the time too.
3rd, Dallas would have had to draft him in round 2 or trade up in the 3rd.
@ Ska
In honor of rage quit Wednesday, I think we all have an obligation to remind Justin how much he wanted Melvin Gordon and how much he disliked Gurley… Repeatedly…
Hey man, it could be worse… I could be unemployed…
Dallas took Chaz Green over Matt Jones. Now they’re scraping RB’s off our practice squad
That might look stupid, but the point was that Dallas had 8 draft picks and plenty of $ to go after UDFAs (see Collins), and they didn’t bring in any roster-worthy RBs. They didn’t really even try.
#InJayWeTrust I’m not sure how he will do down there, but he’s a good player. I think it’s a good pickup for the Cowboys, unfortunately.
He probably helps right away as a kick returner, if they let him.
JosephR2225 Why can’t I get the lock on the doors to ever work for them?
They had money to go after NFL FAs as well, once they restructured Romo again and had Carr begging to take a pay cut.
Hey I was just checking the SKA fantasy league for a minute and looking at our matchup last week. Odell Beckham was my leading scorer with 39.00 points. Did you know I could have benched him, not replaced him in the lineup, and still won?
you guys crack me up. Reveling in the Cowboys losses. I least I know when our QB is back and dez is at full speed we will be good.
The rest of you guys know your teams flat out suck.
Cowboys may have list 5, but you guys are fucking losers.
I’m sorry that your team sucks so badly. I really am. Please don’t lash out like this. It’s not healthy.
I’m lying. I’m not sorry. I love that your team sucks so badly.
Eagles are only a 2 point favorite over the Cowboys without Romo and dez just coming back.
What if the Eagles lose this week. Pretty funny that the remake Eagles are only favored by less than a FG.
You actually don’t know that. Romo and dez have gone 8-8 before.
I think they’d be 5 point favorites against the Cowboys if Romo was healthy
They don’t suck…they rely on their starting QB. Not unusual at all.
So what’s the Eagles and giants excuse?
He was back last week, although I don’t blame you for not noticing him as he didn’t have any impact on the game.
JosephR2225 Now I need to find the locks to keep you out of here
Then why did you lose to the Cowboys by 10 with Roni in for only half the game?
Obie Juan and Only [img]http://i.imgur.com/VmTQEcN.jpg[/img]
Lol. The Eagles are not a good team. They’re 3-4 and turn the ball over like crazy. And yet your team sucks so badly that they are a home underdog to a division rival with a losing record… and you’re trolling on that?
Lol this game is at Dallas and even then Dallas isn’t favored.
They were down by less before he left. Once Romo left the offense was better
Sooooo the Gators beat UGA by the same margin as Alabama, beat Tennessee better than they did, and the only team they have lost to, Ole Miss IN Tuscaloosa, we Seal Clubbed in their house and Bama is in the top 4. I get it
Actually I have nothing to bitch about because we will win the East and get to play either LSU or Bama again so Fuck the Playoff Committee!!!!!!!
Not at full speed. He shouldn’t be back for a few weeks. He is on decoy duty.
gatrbuc 17 Sir Squatch You know nothing about College football.
Him being a decoy worked really well last week….
5 losses in a Row. 5 Yep 5. gatrbuc 17 Sir Squatch I know alot about your mom
If Alabama and Florida were playing this Saturday on a neutral field, who do you think would be favored? Be honest.
5 losses in a Row. 5 Yep 5. gatrbuc 17 Sir Squatch And you are a complete Idiot if you think losing to Ole Miss at you own house is a better loss than to LSU in Baton Rouge on a Fake FG
You could make the case that Notre Dame is a missed 2 point conversion on the road at Clemson away from being undefeated. Or Stanford is a rusty early season game traveling east to Northwestern away from being undefeated. Florida, Notre Dame, Stanford… all these teams would be at least a touchdown dog to Alabama.
Obie Juan and Only Isn’t it the death penalty if you hurt cows?
gatrbuc 17 5 losses in a Row. 5 Yep 5. Sir Squatch You are proving to all of us that you are either retarded or stupid. Bama plays LSU this week and things will work themselves out. If FL wins out they get to play one of them heads up. For you to cry about the rankings this week shows you are either a bitch or know nothing about it.
Don’t think so. Will ask my guy tomorrow. They are everywhere and have free reign though.
I’d be upset too if my team essentially ignored the backup QB position and it ruined my team’s season.
There are not four teams in college football better than Alabama.
5 losses in a Row. 5 Yep 5. gatrbuc 17 Sir Squatch You must have reading comprehension issues. Re Read my original post at the bottom
Obie Juan and Only Death penalty is an exaggeration, but pretty sure it’s a very serious crime.
That is out my hotel window Sheraton Aloft – Ahnedabad India. About 200 miles from the Patisran border.
gatrbuc 17 5 losses in a Row. 5 Yep 5. Sir Squatch Yet you bitch which proves you are stupid or retarded.
So how bad are you guys gonna rag on the Giants if they lose to the Bucs this weekend?
Kellys_Chipadelphia What are you talking about? Williams is one of the best WRs in the east!
There will be some discussion, but there really aren’t any Giants fans here to troll.
gatrbuc 17 Fuck the Bucs. They are one of the worst franchises in NFL history.
He’s no Jordan Matthews playing with one hand tho….
gatrbuc 17 I’m sure the discussion will be more focused on how badly the Redskins get crushed by the Pats or whatever insane thing happens in the Cowboys Eagles game
Sir Squatch gatrbuc 17 So noone gives a fuck about the Giants. Kinda like the Lions?
Alabama is 4th because they play the 3rd ranked schedule and have beaten 4 FPI top 25 ranked teams.
You might be missing the point. The offensive depth is limited. After Dez and witten they don’t have much. Romo didn’t get enough credit for making the run game work, without dez Williams doesn’t get open.
Any backup QB without a true #1 receiver would fail. Cowboys rely on the pieces working together.
Run game comes back (mostly ) with Romo
gatrbuc 17 Sir Squatch Nobody gives a fuck bout the Bucs either.
Obie Juan and Only You might be missing the point.
We all wish you would STFU
I would leave too if I just claimed ROMO makes the run game work. India has a bad affect on you,
5 losses in a Row. 5 Yep 5. It was ranked 3rd at the Beginning of the season based on Pre Season rankings. NOT ONE team that Bama beat is currently ranked. I thought you Claimed to know College football. Jeeesh dude you are Slow
5 losses in a Row. 5 Yep 5. gatrbuc 17 Sir Squatch Jeeeesh you are a rude fuck. I like that
Eagles WR Sux 148 I mean Dez dropping an easy catch, Bradford throwing 6 INTs in the Redzones, a NFL record breaking number of Eagles WR drops, -15 rushing yards for the Cowboys, Refs fucking things up 80 times. Things like that.
gatrbuc 17 5 losses in a Row. 5 Yep 5. One of the reasons they have dropped in the rankings because of the loss to Alabama. Teams drop after losses. Are you stupid enough to not understand this?
I am convinced that you are just a complete idiot. You prolly still use an outhouse.
The princes appreciate it. You are gonna get your money back, and then some. Promise.
gatrbuc 17 You come here and act like a retard and act like you understand NCAA football. Now that you are proven wrong you call me an idiot. Get the fuck out of here and go back to fucking farm animals.
Who is gartrbuc 17and why is he here crying like a little bitch about the NCAA rankings?
http://deadspin.com/the-skins-latest-court-filing-is-comically-vulgar-1740262036
This feels like an entirely valid legal point to make. It’s also an argument that could be not-inaccurately summed up as “‘Washington Redskins’ is every bit as crude as ‘Twatty Girl,’ ‘Thug Porn,’ and ‘Dick Balls,’ but so what?”
Lol someone save this for Splooz.
You guys must really place no value on your time. A few posts down you squawk about missing cowboy fans.
One shows up for a few minutes while in fucking India and disturbs your mutual master bastion session and you whine….
Go outside boys, it’s a big interesting world out there
Before the Bucs, the Redskins had not scored 27 points in a game since 11/20/2014, and not 28+ since 9/21/2014.
But they overcame a 27 point deficit to win.
THATS how bad TB is.
5 losses in a Row. 5 Yep 5. Bucs play the East for the next three weeks, so he wanted to come get trolled
Obie Juan and Only We find your stories amusing. Flying to India without internet access was rather amusing. Are you poor or did you fly Spirit Air to India?
Is it possible to troll the Bucs? Much like the Browns or Jags or Eagles, you just list the team stats and accomplishments without embellishment.
It was just funny to see the shift from the offseason of “Anyone can run behind our OL”, to now” Romo makes the run game work.”
Kellys_Chipadelphia What’s even funnier is acting like the Cowboys are the only team with injuries.
got DeAngelo Williams off waivers w/the 3rd position… I had Bell.. great days bros
I couldnt even get him with the 2nd. The 1st waiver is dead last and hadn’t made a move all year :'(
I went from Bell, Foster, Woodhead, Forsett, and Bernard to Forsett, Bernard, and Peirre Thomas.
I had Bell, Forte, Spiller to start the season. I lost Bell and Forte last week but picked up Dion Lewis for week 2, so I’m heading into this week with Williams and Lewis.
I lose Bell and foster too.. thank god I grabbed Gurley off the wire in Week 2
Gurley was in your waiver? Some guy drafted him in the beginning of the fourth in my league
yeah.. that league is weird in that you must draft: 2 QB, 4RB, 4 WR, 2 TE and 2K…. then ADD/Drops start and you can choose your bench but there’s only 6 bench spots
Lupo I thought he just wrote up some joke post yesterday, is he actually saying more now’?
Scot McCloughan as the 49ers GM during the 2008 and 2009 season
Round 1 Kentwan Balmer and Michael Crabtree
Round 2 Chilio Rachal and traded his 2009 2nd and 4th for Car 2010 first round pick
Round 3 Reggie Smith and Glen Coffee
Round 4 Cody Wallace and 4th for Car 2010 first round pick
Round 5 Just had and 2009 pick of Scot McKillop and Nate Davis
Round 6 Josh Morgan and Bear pascoe
Round 7 Larry Grant and Curtis Taylor, Ricky Jean-Francois
None of those picks are with the 49ers and only 3 are still in the NFL.
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2574389-2016-nfl-draft-scouting-notebook-for-week-4
Scot Sux!
Eagles WR Sux 148 Probably in his Vodka with a touch of Gatorade phase
That explains this year’s offseason. He must have discarded the Gatorade.
cloisterwater There isn’t even a person who takes credit for the article
Keepin’ it real though, that’s how he used to drink in the office.
Dongtavious Steelwang Cloister is drinking it right now in the office
First Take will by joined by Ja Rule in studio today. You just can’t make this shit up
cloisterwater That sounds terrible though. Might as well drink just rubbing alcohol.
#InJayWeTrust Ja is here to help me make sense of this
cloisterwater You’re just looking for a fight, aren’t you?!?!?!?!
The https://twitter.com/hashtag/Cowboys?src=hash are signing RB Trey Williams from the https://twitter.com/hashtag/Redskins?src=hash practice squad, source said. He takes Joseph Randle’s roster spot.
Surprised they didn’t try trading for ALMO’s world.
cloisterwater Well, like RG3, they’re intent on not using him, might as well trade him.
cloisterwater And then, in the offseason:
“Chip Kelly signs Alfred Morris to 3 year, $15M deal)
Because Alf doesn’t throw a better ball than weeden, because the run game needs Romo to work…
Dongtavious Steelwang 3 year, $15Mil? No way he leaves the Skins for that.
Kellys_Chipadelphia Are you sure he doesn’t throw it better than Weeden?
Jay would offer him less by the way he’s using him this year.
#InJayWeTrust Jake Gyllenhaal as a fighter vaguely resembling Eminem
Had Eminem not played himself in 8 Mile, Jake Gyllenhaal would absolutely have played him
#InJayWeTrust Watch Rocky 3, take away Mr. T and you have Southpaw
#InJayWeTrust His vomiting skills are off the chain
Sir Squatch #InJayWeTrust Throw in 50 Cent as a manager, and baby you got a stew goin
#InJayWeTrust I dunno, I feel like you can watch it for free with the trailer.
I have a rule not to spend more than $5 on dvds
Tim McManus @Tim_McManus
Shurmur says DeMarco Murray is healthier now, anticipates better production, suggesting injury has been holding him back
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Well that’s a relief.
#InJayWeTrust I mean, you’re half way to a solid bottle of Bourbon at $10, tough decision.
JosephR2225 Ryan Mathews is gonna get 15 carries all of a sudden.
That’s breaking 2 rules, the second one is never let the g/f pick the movie.
JosephR2225 His injury is why defensive linemen have been meeting him 5 yards behind the line of scrimmage the second he touches the ball
I mean, it’s pretty good but I wouldn’t spend $10 on it. I did however spend $14 to see it in the theater.
Jordan Matthews, deep in thought about how to drop his next pass.
Ed Werder ✔ @Edwerderespn
With Joseph Randle release and DeMarco Murray return to Dallas area, remember #Cowboys never offered Murray what they paid Tyrone Crawford
Lol
@ Jay
It is not worry 10 dollars… It’s ok, watch it for free…
I sometimes wonder if it’s worth it to just bail on movies and wait for the cheaper DVD/Blu-Ray to roll out and just have it.
Insulting whisky and The Dark Knight? You’re on shaky ground here, PoopNinja
I had to look up the contract, didn’t believe it was true
Sir Squatch Jerry Jones seen offering Cloister a contract extension.
Also, listening to the released 911 call about Joseph Randle, that sounds fucked up.
Dongtavious Steelwang “He stole panties and a chair! Wait…he just ran into a door, bounces off, now ran into a light pole!”
I prefer vodka, scotch is for snobs or people who think comic book movies are awesome who like to pretend they are snobs.
Fiversons No Spin Zone http://www.nbcdfw.com/blogs/blue-star/Wichita-Police-Release-911-Calls-Related-to-Joseph-Randle-Incident-291317081.html
“He pointed the gun in front of the mother of his child and he pointed
it in front of this other female … we have our child here and he has a
lot of weed,” the woman said, speaking about herself and a friend.
“Joseph Randle just broke a window, he pointed a gun in front of
somebody’s car and then he busted her window open … he plays for the
Cowboys.”
It’s a pre-emptive strike at the Eagles cap. It’s sort of genius when you think about it that way. They know the Eagles are going to have to pay Fletcher Cox soon. So they pay their crappy DT way, way more than he’s worth. That way Fletcher Cox will look at that contract and say “If Tyrone Crawford gets $9M per, I need AT LEAST $27M per.”
That explains why he had to leave practice when he could get a hold of his g/f, he was afraid she got loose
I had no idea they were paying him that much. I was shocked when I looked it up.
Wow… I’m surprised Jerry didn’t offer him an extension and promote him to Captian immediately after this…
Tyrone Crawford is never relevant enough to bring it to our attention. Plus, he’s like the 6th worst contract on the team.
Dongtavious Steelwang Obviously the NFL has a weed problem that it’s not dealing with.
Glad Bradford turned down that $$$
Randle has issues
Cowboys Sux
Morning Fellas
Wait, did the 911 caller really just say in the middle of all of it that “he plays for the Cowboys”? That’s a little….suspicious
you’re not allowed to make fun of the Murray contract anymore now that I’ve seen Crawford’s
#InJayWeTrust Or she was trying to make sure it was on the record so he couldn’t say “that wasn’t me”
Sir Squatch #InJayWeTrust It didn’t work for Shaggy
She wanted to make sure the police knew exactly how much danger she was really in.
Because it was too complicated to say “He doesn’t really play for the Cowboys. He’s technically on the Cowboys roster but he sucks too badly to take any touches away from DeMarco Murray and he’ll get replaced with the crippled remains of what used to be Darren McFadden next season”
Dongtavious Steelwang Now that song will be stuck in my head all day for the millionth time in my life
Sorry Justin, but we all have to bring up the fact u changed your username to Gordon and coveted him so much at the same time and u really didn’t like Gurley at least once…
Sir Squatch #InJayWeTrust https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qv5fqunQ_4I
Fiversons No Spin Zone “Romo Gotta Go” AKA “Draft Melvin Gordon” AKA…
He didn’t change his name to Gordon. He changed his name to Melvin.
Lol… Forgot about that… Come to think of it, he doesn’t have a good track record of picking personnel…
Fiversons No Spin Zone So he really is Jerry Jones?
JosephR2225 Preparing for the KKK announcement from Anonymous?
Matt Mosley 4.1 20+ yard run for Winston after escaping JPP this week
Neverbanotherme Who is on the list? First I see is Collins, which is stupid so I don’t have much hope for the article?
Fiversons No Spin Zone “BETTER THAN 3-4”
-shitrant drunk on Lupo math
Hey, there will never be another Larry Allen, but…he does have his number:
“When La’el Collins channeled his inner Larry Allen against the Seattle Seahawks in Week 8, it got us thinking about the most dominant linemen around.
Allen, an 11-time Pro-Bowler, seven time All-Pro and member of two different All-Decade teams, was legendary for his pure power, strength and ability to simply crush defenders at the line or second level.
Collins had multiple blocks against Seattle that brought back memories of Allen. In the second quarter, he buried linebacker Bobby Wagner on a pull block before heading to the secondary and sending safety Earl Thomas into orbit with a second block. Late in the game, he drove nose tackle Brandon Mebane 10 yards off the line before launching him to the ground for a pancake.”
Collins is about to get introduced to Fletcher Cox. I’m unconcerned.
Collins may be great, yet to be seen, but could he do this?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DFcWMC9vkZg
Sorry but we just saw what the cows paid Crawford
https://twitter.com/Edwerderespnhttps://twitter.com/Edwerderespn
With Joseph Randle release and DeMarco Murray return to Dallas area, remember https://twitter.com/hashtag/Cowboys?src=hash never offered Murray what they paid Tyrone Crawford
But seriously, touting Gordon over Gurley was pretty horrible… U shouldn’t be able to live that one down…
It also makes for a fun time when Cowboys fans are like “We’re 2-5…WE GOT EM RIGHT WHERE WE WANT EM, BOYS!”
https://twitter.com/ESPNNFL
√ Top 5 in NFL in rushing
√ Impress Herschel Walker
√ Compared to Gale Sayers
Todd Gurley is having a good week. https://t.co/ddyQNNdmll
Seriously? Allen weighed 320 and was an olinemen running down a linebacker giving the LB a head start.
never said Allen wasn’t I was just commenting on something that didn’t happen 20 years ago
that espn list about dominant blockers was: Collins, Frdederick, Tyron, Gronk, Josh Sitton , Terron Armstead, Rodney Hudson and Andrew Whitworth
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Fiversons No Spin Zone I know as a Redskins fan its difficult to recognize good blocking
Dongtavious Steelwang You know the Redskins are one of the best teams in the NFL in terms of sacks?
This is your justification for overpaying your shitting DL? Cool.
It’s clear that the Cowboys suck when their fans start posting videos from 20 years ago and articles from the summer.
https://twitter.com/Rich_TandlerCSN https://twitter.com/Rich_TandlerCSN/status/661949106085076992https://twitter.com/Rich_TandlerCSN/status/661949106085076992
Looks like Kerrigan’s padding on broken hand reduced to a fat glove. Using it some. Good signs. https://twitter.com/hashtag/Redskins?src=hash
6 months ago people thought he could maybe be kinda good? $9M sounds about right.
Tyrone Crawford #18
Bennie Logan #46
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2498386-br-nfl-1000-ranking-the-top-55-defensive-tackles-from-2014/page/35
This is a recent Gif of the Cowboys. Good stuff.
http://i.imgur.com/Hy6AYe3.gif
2015 version will look more like this.
Bennie Logan #5
Tryone Crawford #55
Tyrone Crarwford has 9 tackles and 2 sacks this season and he is only getting paid about 9 million for it.
Do you know who throws INTs at a higher rate than Sam Bradford? Matt Cassel.
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Did you get VD last night?
http://i.imgur.com/Oo5lzXm.jpg
5 losses in a Row. 5 Yep 5. Preston Smith has 11 Tackles, 2 sacks, 3 forced fumbles and is getting paid $1.4 per.
Everybody knows STs are greatly influenced by having your starting QB play.
If were going to go back to last season we can’t leave out the Thanksgiving Day Massacre.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEm7dOqgrkE
meme wars or article wars don’t happen all the time… but I see your point
I understand why Cowboy fans would want to talk about Collins and Crawford and not their team…
Not sure… Just a second ago he was praising him for not living up to his contract…
He is an above average and is also vastly over paid…
I guess what makes Crawford and Collins so great is having to go against each other in practice all the time… Future HOF players in the making…
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ A Cox in hand is worth 2 Bennies in the bush
But the one thing the Eagles have going for them is that he doesn’t have the notoriety yet.
a year? 300-600 maybe…. I have two local liquor spots I hit up too… and occasionally the Jewel
Lupo PVW confirmed at suburban Binny’s. Purchase rights based on Binny’s spend over the last 2 years at manager’s discretion.
Although, if he keeps playing this way through 2016, he’ll probably command more.
I thought Chicago wasn’t getting it for another week? shit I’ll stop by Binny’s on my way home today
I wish I knew what it felt like to have a good defensive line…
NT isn’t a high dollar value position. The highest paid NT in the league is Wilfork and he only makes $4.5/yr with $5M guaranteed.
NTs are cheaper than most positions. I’m not worried about keeping him
hard to tell..,. here is 3-4 DT’s http://overthecap.com/position/3-4-defensive-tackle
Fiversons No Spin Zone I still can’t believe you guys passed on Lenny.
Fiversons No Spin Zone We have a decent front 7, we need better play from Kerrigan and Murphy/Smith but not like they have been bad
Fiversons No Spin Zone Our line isn’t bad. Our LB’ers are not performing up to standard as a group. I won’t mention the DB’s.
It’s not horrible, but it’s not really good either…
cloisterwater Scherff isn’t bad. But it’s not often that the arguably #1 most talented guy in the draft fall to you at #5.
ILB are weak…. Paea is a big dissapointment… So is Hatcher and Pot Roast… Just a bunch of underwhelming play from a guys making money… Same for Kerrigan….
Sir Squatch Monz Venus True, but I expected steaming dog shit.
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ lol “just a NT”. Do you know how hard it is to find guys that can do that?
I just don’t see how you can turn down getting a sure fire stud DT on the cheap for 4-5 years.
Lupo “Just a NT” Albert Fatsworth got paid insane amounts of money.
He’s not a DE. He’s a NT. I really don’t know where you’re going with this. Maybe he wants shutdown Corner money. Or Romo money. But he’s a 3-4 Nose Tackle. Even if he played 1 Tech in a 4-3 that’s not an especially valuable position.
Most surprising thing to me about the skins is how few yards they are gaining on the ground. I truly thought they were going to have minimum top 10 rushing game this year.
I figured the team was weak everywhere but THIS was going to be a true strength that would at least cause problems for leser teams like the Eagles and Giants.
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ I thought he wasn’t even one of the top 3 NTs in the league? Now he is looking for money for a position he doesn’t play?
Okay…. but even if he tests Free Agency, and even if they decide to make him the highest paid nose tackle in the league, that’s not a crippling amount of money.
You seem to be arguing that Bennie Logan and his agent are going to negotiate like he’s Ndamukong Suh, and that’s just silly.
So why didn’t Star or Wilfork in their primes? You’re making weird things up again because you think it should be a certain way, but it’s not reality.
What’s most surprising to me about the Redskins is that they aren’t in last place
Justin makes proclamation based on what he thinks, not reality. We provide many examples of why it’s not the way he wants it to be. He gets angry and changes the narrative. We tell him it doesn’t make sense, he gets angrier.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Choy must have been told they were trading for AP because that’s the only way they’d beat Seattle.
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Cowboys fans should be worried to see this -Tony Romo at practice, holding his shoulder area after a hard pass
Can’t imagine anyone predicting this at the beginning of the year; definitely not me. But through 7 games Cowboys ranked 6th in rushing yards per game, Philly is at 15, and the skins are 23rd.
Unbelievable.
https://www.teamrankings.com/nfl/stat/rushing-yards-per-game
Nobody is getting angry or riled up, I just don’t see how you’re making any sense.
Justin makes proclamation based on what he thinks, not reality. We provide many examples of why it’s not the way he wants it to be. He gets angry and changes the narrative. We tell him it doesn’t make sense, he gets angrier. Then he calls us sensitive and pretends he was just trolling.
Neverbanotherme I didn’t expect the Redskins to be tied for 24th in rushing attempts, that’s for sure
Sir Squatch Neverbanotherme I think that is the one thing that has me the most frustrated of all. I don’t know if it is the play calling, or the fact that they aren’t running well. Either way, it pisses me off.
Good… I see it has already began… And we all have Benny to thank for it…
ALMO is on pace to get 80 less carries than he did last year.
Any skins fans wanting to see Jones be the lead back and get at least 16 carries a game? Or is it just me and my fantasy team?
Neverbanotherme I want to see the lead back getting 30 carries a game
Monz Venus Sir Squatch Neverbanotherme Jay is as bad of a head coach as he is an offensive coordinator.
Neverbanotherme I don’t care who the lead back is, I just want the running game to be relevant for a change.
cloisterwater Both the Redskins and Eagles playcalling has been baffling. They have good running backs on the team but rarely call enough runs to make it matter, instead relying on their QBs to throw 40-50 times a game.
Dongtavious Steelwang We really need McVay calling plays full time at this point
Haven’t you heard? Murray is now fully recovered from the injury they never told us about.
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ I don’t think he has done anything yet to prove he is a better RB at this point. I think what the Redskins need to be doing is running two back sets with both of them in and just destroying teams on the ground.
penguinfarmer Nah man, Morris has never had a track record to prove he can handle that many carries. Only if you’re not counting his last 3 seasons.
Sir Squatch №❽❽₣ⱥӣ I dont know how many times ALMO has to run it to prove that he’s a reliable option to carry the rock. It’s like Jay forgot whatever happened on the team the past few seasons.
It doesn’t help when your back is met by a d lineman 2 yards in t backfield…
Do cow fans have really think the Cowboys will win this week? Just getting a feeling for how you all feel because last time these teams met not many of you were giving your team a chance simply because Dez was out. You guys didn’t believe Romo could win without him for whatever reason.
Dongtavious Steelwang Jay is a passing coach, he has no interest in this being a ground team, even if Scot is building it that way. McVay has shown he will stick to the run, and run creative options for Cousins instead of the stupid West Coast bullshit that Jay knows.
cloisterwater Haven’t seen many predictions from them this week
I never take any game for granted because the Eagles aren’t good enough to do that. But I do feel good with them coming off the bye and the Cowboys playing a tough game last week.
Sir Squatch The Licht King and the Scherff of Blockingham
Most runs, Alf can’t even get to the hole… He can’t build any momentum because the line wifffs on blocks and gets hit in the backfield…
cloisterwater If they can’t win this game they have no business going to the playoffs or having higher aspirations. Simple as that.
Dongtavious Steelwang They run to the left, not heavy to the right. I don’t know why when Lavoua went down. Just more stupid play calling.
It will, and losing lavarouwhatever hurt more than I thought it would…
cloisterwater This is pretty much a must win game. If you can’t beat a team while coming off the bye and they’re running on their 3rd string QB, GTFO.
Monz Venus cloisterwater My optimistic hope is that they obliterate the Cowboys. Hardy will be a problem though.
We said that in Week 2 also though.
It’s been the same story with the Eagles every game this year, with the possible exception of Carolina. If they execute, they’ll win.
penguinfarmer I noticed I didn’t have many from Giants fans either…
I have no hope that the Cowboys win this week; there really isn’t any reason for it other than the Eagles demonstrated ineptness.
BUT I do believe that the Cowboys defense, absent some pick six, or return touchdown, or offensive turnovers that put the Eagles into immediate scoring position, will hold the Eagles to fewer than 20 points (probably fewer than 17)
I just don’t have ANY faith the Cowboys offense will score 20 points.
JosephR2225 I’m hoping you’re right about Agholor being the XFactor in this game. We need something from our receivers.
Actually I think Matthews and the RBs shine as pass catchers this week. Dallas ranks 29th and and 27th respectively defending slot WRs and RBs.
I actually picked Agholor up in fantasy, lol. I’m not starting him, but I think he might just keep getting better every week from here on out.
cloisterwater Eagles won’t score 20 points outside of starting at the Cowboys 20 yard line.
That about right?
Just to a points over/under and leave the other clauses ambiguous. I’m sure they will sort themselves out.
Yeah, I don’t think we could do that. If that happens it takes away any drive that starts there and I wouldn’t like that. I already have an avi bet with snake anyway.
Here’s a (admittedly somewhat involved) bet cloister:
Eagles won’t score 20 points offensively when beginning offensive possession from Eagles side of field.
Excludes all ST touchdowns.
Loser stays off site completely until Friday following game?
Nah, I just don’t like the restrictions…the Eagles could easily score once or twice on ST and D and/or start multiple drives inside Dallas territory.
Could. But that wouldn’t be on Cowboys defense. And that’s all I’m saying; that defense is TOUGH!
It would bring a tear to my eye if that’s when he came back and then proceeded to lose his first game back 44-6.
Don’t take it out on Cousins. It’s Jordan Hicks you should be mad at.
lddsfuws Which would mean, at best, a 9-7 record. So how many games after that do they shut him down? 2?
Neverbanotherme Pretty sure the sign of a tough defense is being able to stop short field drives.
Still it’s not like that ruined their season. It’s Dez you should be mad at.
Cowboys defense has allowed only 8 TDs through the air all year. That’s pretty amazing. Especially after playing Bree’s, Ryan, Brady, Eli (twice) and Wilson.
And most of those games were played before we released the Kraken.
Neverbanotherme Dallas is 17th in Points allowed per game. That’s lower than the Redskins.
Last two weeks, with Hardy, Cowboys defense held guy that just scored almost 50 points to 13, and the Seahawks to the same. Heck, they even held Bree’s, another guy that just score 50, to 20 in 60 minutes.
Tough defense man. Eagles won’t score 20 on that defense.
Neverbanotherme I’m talking about the results of games. You know, the stuff that matters.
Eagles will score 24+ points on Sunday, but I don’t really care how they do it
Pardon the politics, but the US government just told an Illinois school district that they could no longer react transgender people from which locker room they can use…
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ It involved a belt, a bed covered in guns and a payoff, he is fine now.
Doesn’t look serious. I’m sure he’ll be back to kicking puppies in no time.
I think it absolutely ludicrous, but I am only trying to inform not debate…
Cowboys are allowing 24.4 ppg and are third in the division in this category and shitrant is in here boasting about them.
So, new bet cloister:
I bet Eagles won’t score more than 24 points against Cowboys this Sunday.
Loser has option of either not showing up until Friday after game, OR ending all posts with “i sleep with my mother”?
I know of one pick 6 (DRC) and one ST TD (Harris). How many other non-offensive scoring has there been.
I don’t really care much, but I am not in favor of it…
Neverbanotherme I mean, he can, but only a bitch would do that
Points scored by STs and opposing teams defense don’t count. Now tell me?
Giants, in first game had pick 6 and two other defensive near scores that gave offense ball at Cowboys 1 and Cowboys 10.
It would be a wild stat to look at a defense if you excluded Ints, ST plays, starting field position over the 50.
I have to be around next week as squatch has indicated, and the other part of your bet is just stupid.
Definitely more appropriate standard for deciding whether defense is good.
Use DVOA. They normalize for the defense being put in bad positions.
I have an avi bet with snake, it would be weaselish to not show up like choy.
lddsfuws Wasn’t the report that his agent turned it down, not him?
I’m not sure how that relationship works, but if my agent turned down a deal with it even telling me, I would put my foot up his ass…
It basically does a value added calculation on a per play basis. If a team gives up 6 yards on 3rd and 5, that’s weighted differently than a team giving up 6 yards on 3rd and 21. And it’s an efficiency metric, so it should normalize against the offense turning over the ball and giving up a short field or allowing a pick 6.
the pistol would be in Bradford’s hand to prevent Chip from calling plays from the pistol
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ And to shoot living things with guns and pretend they’re his receivers.
*dark mood*
So Cloister was wrong, Eagles coming out of the bye with a rifle, not pistol.
This is what I would ask for if I were a philly fan…
Not really that either. Carson Palmer signed with the Cardinals at $16.5 per with just over $14M guaranteed. Alex Smith with the Chiefs is $17M per with $19M guaranteed. This is along the lines of what I would be thinking.
Sir Squatch lol you know someone is just because the video says “Do Not”
Dongtavious Steelwang Sir Squatch Understandably, Tesla isn’t happy with these stunts — and it’s getting ready to clamp down. The company’s Elon Musk has http://seekingalpha.com/article/3642146-tesla-motors-tsla-elon-reeve-musk-on-q3-2015-results-earnings-call-transcript?page=2&p=qanda&l=last that Autopilot will get “additional constraints” so that owners can’t abuse it. There’s no mention of what those features will entail or when you’ll see them, but it’d be reasonable to expect speed limits and occupancy checks.
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Aw come on, post the whole tweet you got that from
https://twitter.com/fboutsiders
Greg Hardy is a despicable human being, but a talented football player.
Sir Squatch Dongtavious Steelwang I would imagine something akin to the airbag weight sensor new cars have nowadays where if they don’t sense enough weight in the seat, the airbag doesn’t go off.
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ I guess you could ask the few thousand of Tesla owners that have it right now….
I’m going to be that old curmudgeon that refuses to drive on autopilot when thy finally perfect it…
Fiversons No Spin Zone “Back in my day we crashed the cars we drove, and by gum we preferred it that way.”
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Oh, I see that number is at about 80K worldwise, 50K in the US. So that many
Fiversons No Spin Zone
They’ll have to pry that manual gearshift from my cold, dead hands!
rep138 Fiversons No Spin Zone “Oh god, that’s not a gearshift he’s holding….”
Yes. Everyone else be driven around on autopilot in tiny plastic cars. I will drive around in a late 60’s muscle car. That way when I wreck, I’m wrecking into little plastic shit boxes instead of other large, heavy cars. Better for me, better for my car, not so good for the other guys.
Much offense, but justin is getting way too much attention on this blog.
Dongtavious Steelwang 5 point straps. I still understand that no crumple zones equals more G forces for me inside the car.
22SnakePlissken5150
Elastic collisions. Crumple zones.With a 60’s muscle car all the absorbing is done by your body instead.
22SnakePlissken5150 Dongtavious Steelwang
As long as the other car has a crumple zone, you should be ok. The “oak tree you’re in my way” rule still applies.
rep138 22SnakePlissken5150 nominally this is true, but I’m specifically talking about crashing into tiny plastic cars that weigh half as much. In that instance, my vehicle doesn’t decelerate the way it would hitting a wall/tree or a similar size and weight vehicle.
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ I’ve had two people run into the back of my Jeep that has a hitch on it. I have zero damage, both of the other cars took a decent amount of damage.
rep138 22SnakePlissken5150 Dongtavious Steelwang of course.
My pet peeve is when u are stuck in traffic for a long time, and u are expecting to see a gnarley accident, and when u get to it, it’s a minor fender bender…
Fiversons No Spin Zone “WHY DIDN’T YOU HAVE A BIGGER CRASH FOR ME TO LOOK AT!”
Fiversons No Spin Zone I feel like you just described watching NASCAR.
Fiversons No Spin Zone or some chick or old person had a breakdown and nobody would help them push the car to the side of the road.
Dongtavious Steelwang I don’t know how people watch NASCAR, MotoGP and F1 is where it’s at.
It’s even worse when it’s a minor fender bender heading the opposite direction and you’ve been sitting in a rubbernecking delay.
Sir Squatch Fiversons No Spin Zone WHERE’S THE BLOOD AND GORE!?!?
I GOT ROBBED!!!!
Sir Squatch Dongtavious Steelwang Probably the same reason why people watch football instead of soccer here.
JosephR2225 watching a couple of dickheads duke it out over a bumper tap is kinda funny though.
JosephR2225 “If you find yourself not stuck in traffic, you are the traffic”
Dongtavious Steelwang Hurling and rugby are legit sports that I wish were bigger here.
Dongtavious Steelwang Sir Squatch because football doesn’t put you to sleep? Because football is the best sporting equivalent of ground warfare?
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Yeah but carting is just F1 for people who haven’t moved up yet
Sir Squatch №❽❽₣ⱥӣ LOL, I fondly remember when monster truck rallies and demolition derbies were still nationally popular.
22SnakePlissken5150 Sir Squatch №❽❽₣ⱥӣ SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY!
Dongtavious Steelwang 22SnakePlissken5150 Sir Squatch №❽❽₣ⱥӣ back when WWF didn’t look like a couple of guerilla fags rolling around trying to brute fuck each other in the middle of an arena.
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ That’s generally how it works to get into open wheel racing, you start in carting and move up to F3
cloisterwater Given the engine to weight ratio, you could see them tiny carts going faster.
cloisterwater Something like that. Top level Karts are in the 150 range, but you’re also in a kart.
Dongtavious Steelwang cloisterwater supercarts do around 160 tops. For their size they look like they are going faster though.
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ on the right track yeah, I think most races they don’t have a straight away that lets them get above 180 though.
This is why you were disbarred and cut as a partner from Fiversons Fiversons Fiversons Fiversons Fiversons Fiversons Fiversons Fiversons and Weech…
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ highest speed ever reached at a Le Mans race is 253 mph, highest average lap speed 154 in a race, 157 in a qualifying lap.
Watching it gets boring, going to a race is awesome…
Sir Squatch 22SnakePlissken5150 No. I can’t find GT specific records.
You don’t watch it when you go? If I wanted to go to a hick party, I could do it without paying for a NASCAR ticket.
cloisterwater You call it a hick part, Fivers calls it Sunday dinner
Well…….at least I’m not a 49ers fan. All these 49ers fans in NoCal finally got hit with the awful truth about their team in the last week. Good time for the Cows to be shitty, none of the fuckers around here have the stomach to talk shit given how bad their team is. Hell, you can already see them start angling to set themselves up as longtime Raiders fans who’ve never even liked the 49ers much before.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
It would only be higher if he plays 60% or more of the Steelers’ defensive snaps, which is next to impossible now.
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Probably do real well for 4-5 games then get the fuck knocked out of him.
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Lane Johnson has been practicing at left tackle, ready to replace Jason Peters if needed vs. #Cowboys. #Eagles https://t.co/CFQWvi6R6P
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It’ll be nice to see what Lane has at LT
Sammy Davis converted too. He and Lane Johnson are pretty much the same.
That cop that was shoot to death while chasing those suspects up in Illinois that lead to the massive manhunt in September turns out to be a well orchestrated suicide because he was embezzling funds from the department…
cloisterwater he could probably work out as a back up in that offense though.
Hardy couldn’t sack Wilson while up against a back up for Seattle.
Eagles WR Sux 148 I know, and Wilson was the most sacked QB in the league by a mile.
The Russian RPO-A “Bumblebee” portable flamethrower system has been spotted in Syria. The bazooka-like weapon, which uses overpressure and heat to kill, was spotted by a Russian defense blog last month being carried by a Syrian Army soldier.Classified as a flamethrower by the Russian military, the Bumblebee is actually a thermobaric weapon.
Their size isn’t all that similar as far as T’s go, yes they were both 1st rounders (which means nothing in terms of how they play), and they are both athletic. Lane is also much stronger. It’s a pretty dumb comparison outside of the fact that a lot of tackles have similar attributes.
Whatever… It’s the Middle East… Place will never be stable…
Btw, have u tuebin more though to becoming an operator?
They should just kneel the ball and give it back to the Cowboys so Cassel can throw a TD to the Eagles
I would tell him to be an armchair commando and join the Air Force… Become a drone operator or some thing…
Hardy is a good player. He’s going to be a handful. But whether it’s Jason Peters or Lane Johnson it’s going to be the best tackle he’s faced for a full game (Solder played fewer than half the snaps against the Cowboys before getting hurt). But I’m not worried. Just keep moving forward, don’t get into third and long, and they’ll be fine.
And catch the fucking ball.
Too difficult and too dangerous and too demanding….
I’m still hopeful that Bradford plays better and we don’t have to make this decision. What concerns me most about Kaepernick is his personality. I’m not sure he could handle the Philly media.
Fiversons No Spin Zone I don’t think he has the tech experience to become a pilot.
If the Rams move to LA I become a cowboys fan
If they were winning with Kaep, he could. When you’re losing nobody can handle the media.
yoshii-the HOF Panty Dropper You can join all the other California Cowboys fans.
But he’s a complete introvert type. I’ve thought about it more and while I’d still like to see his skill set in this offense (if Bradford fails), he is kind of a nut case and not a good locker room guy. Not really what you want in a QB.
i live in Missouri… Not too far from where Jerry Jones was born in Ark
Sir Squatch yoshii-the HOF Panty Dropper lol ……..funny
Well, at least there are no NFC East teams in the top 10:
http://deadspin.com/these-teams-earned-the-most-from-the-militarys-paid-pa-1740567338
I gotta go make fun of Keal and his gay mauve curtains….smell you later
“Well, my Uncle’s best friend had a Cowboys starter jacket… and when we played NBA Jam on Super Nintendo I was always the Mavericks, and they’re from Dallas, so….
Dongtavious Steelwang Cowboys are the only East team I see in the report at all? Did I miss the other 3?
Lurie and Mara didn’t get paid directly. They just confiscated amounts the Cowboys were paid. And Snyder doesn’t do military events. He hates America.
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Report: T.Y. Hilton gets MRI on foot, and Cloister is into dudes
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Rams RB Trey Watts suspended indefinitely for violating NFL Policy and Program for Substances of Abuse
To be fair, Cam hasn’t gotten to face the Giants defense yet, but I didn’t expect their numbers to be close.
so fellow Giants fans; still think Fewell was the problem or Reese’s pieces? I go with the latter.
DallasCowboysSux That’s not a nice thing to call Kaep or Joey
Factoid:
the az cardinals are the only team in the nfl that are top 5 with offense and defense both
skoolz we.in.1st.place.bitches
We can’t blame Coughlin? Lots of them do.
This is the most Giants fans that have been here all week, and I am starting to think all three of you are the same.
Sir Squatch I called you a Fagget for doing gay sexual advances.
cloisterwater yeah some were hitting on me so…
DallasCowboysSux FanoftheRedbirds nfce sucks
skoolz we.in.1st.place.bitches I’m not going anywhere near your boyfriend
skoolz we.in.1st.place.bitches Fewell was a problem. His defense put up one good year in his tenure.
cloisterwater in know right. Im an icon over there
skoolz we.in.1st.place.bitches Last year was a shitty defensive output.
not last season. the last year our D was good under Fewell we had depth.
Cloister this is the real mfa
The one and only
skoolz we.in.1st.place.bitches i know but it is what it is
penguinfarmer Sir Squatch
Yeah. I’m getting tired of Ayers and Hankins glowing PFF scores. Somebody make a fucking play already.
“The Eagles are 4-1 but they could easily be 0-4.”
I” have one job, and that’s playing the run and getting to the quarterback.”
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And those were when he still had fingers to count on.
cloisterwater you have said that since the nfc title game in 2009
Giants Daily @NYGDaily
Tim Brown on OBJ: “I love his style and what he does. He is a route runner. Once he catches the ball, that’s when the party starts.”
skoolz we.in.1st.place.bitches But how does he feel about Matthew McConaughey?
Bruce Beck @BruceBeck4NY
We’ll hear from @iamjasonpierrepaul on @NBCNewYork 4 at 6! “I’m still the same JPP…hey, my hand is okay.”
Cards have owned the nfce last few years in fact they were 5 0 last season. Cowboys haven’t beaten the cards since 2007 eagles well we won’t go there
Ok i came in here did my nasty dump, wiped myself . Now I’ll go
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ The rest of us can’t tumble, we are already on the floor
One writers at NFL.com has the cowboys winning the east to that’s some funny shit
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
http://espn.go.com/blog/dallas-cowboys/post/_/id/4746725/only-three-rookie-running-backs-have-outgained-joseph-randle
The Cowboys are like republicans; right, but wrong all at the same time.
Penguin- Have you looked at any DB prospects for this coming year? I think my early draft crush is Jeremy Cash
The DB class may be one of the stronger fields. I’m not liking a lot of the other defensive prospects which sucks because this is what the Giants need.
Still hoping for Jack whether he is able to run in workouts or not.
Yeah I don’t see many DTs and only a couple of DEs, mainly for 3-4. LBs are strong though.
Art Stapleton @art_stapleton
Media crowd was around JPP when Eli Manning stepped to his locker to sound of crickets today.
Eli: “This is awesome. Makes my life easier.”
Those are the two main LBs. I’m not too high on Ragland and Wright like other Giants fans. After Smith and Jack, I think I’d take Striker from Oklahoma. I don’t think he’s a passrusher in the NFL, but I’d slide him inside with his athleticism.
The draft seems to have a good amount of blue chip players and a lot of WRs. Other than that it’s blah. Cash’s versatility and measurables makes he think he’ll be a perfect fit for the defense. Idk when he’d start of the Eagles kept Thurmond or if he’s worth a pick around 20. Other than tasty sign me up
soooo, how many of you nerds have purchased your advanced tickets for Star Wars???
skoolz we.in.1st.place.bitches I did. I got an extra tall wizard hat and clip on white beard
Eagles WR Sux 148 Wasn’t he the guy kidnapped by Somalian pirates and later played by Tom Hanks?
Eagles WR Sux 148 Ok this is going too far. Skooler, you’re a nerd.
skoolz we.in.1st.place.bitches para el culo de tu madre canto cabron.
I like the comments… Culliver has been a disappointment this year…
He’s been hurt Fivers…..he’s been good when he’s on the field
He’s been hurt too much… And when he plays, he ain’t all that good… Paea was a shut signing as well…
What are you talking about? When he vs the Rams and Dolphins he gave up nothing. Vs the Eagles he played on one leg. I expected more knowledge from you Fivers…..
He got burned by philly, granted he was hurt… We will have to let pff settle this… I don’t think he had been very good…
He has played 3 games. Vs Miami and STL, he shut his guys down. Vs the Eagles, he was bad because he literally played on one leg.
I isn’t know he was from North Carolina… I take back every negative thing I said about him… He is awesome…
Andrew Brandt
Re Sam Bradford reportedly turning down $72M extension, not sure if true but was told guarantee offer less than $13M he’s making this year.
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No wonder he declined it
Eagles WR Sux 148 of course. His whole career he has got paid the big bucks despite not performing like one, that deal would have required him to actually play well and keep his job in order to get paid. Robbery is so much less work.
Damn… Turned out that ISIS planted a bomb on the Russian airliner that went down last week… I wonder how Putin is going to respond…
Most likely, but he is going to dent his imagine amongst Russians… I think he will have to hit hard in retaliation…
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Fuck so I don’t really need to hang out here until Next week when Dallas comes to Tampa since there are no Giants fans
DallasCowboysSux I like Matt but then again I never knew he was a Giants fan
Sir Squatch You mean after Dallas pulls off a win over the Eagles there wont be any fans here?
Im thinking it was Bradford’s crosseye that made him turn down the 18 mil contract. He missed a couple zeros or something
Sir Squatch Bradford’s mother, when she told the cavemen from the geico commercials that she was on the pill and couldn’t get preggers.
Ed Werder
No pressure: Sam Bradford has worst Total QBR in the NFL despite being under pressure on an NFL-low 17.7% of dropbacks, per @ESPNStatsInfo
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Bradford sucks. Oline doesn’t
Eagles WR Sux 148 I FUCKING SAID HE WAS AN EPIC MISTAKE IN THE OFFSEASON. EVERYBODY CALLED ME CRAZY. I SAID DALLAS FUCKED UP BY BENCHING WEEDEN FOR CASSEL, EVERYBODY CALLED ME CRAZY AGAIN. EVERYBODY CAN GO FUCK THEMSELVES.
DallasCowboysSux You WISH your team had Romo over the last 10 years.
Romo with a bad team won a playoff game. Romo with a terrible team made it an average team. He’s not that great
We just thought you thinking there was a difference between Weedem and Cassel made you crazy
No Sanchez. He turns the ball over just as much without a potential upside.
Eagles WR Sux 148 not crazy, just a simple matter of being able to read and count, apparently both rare abilities here.
Eagles WR Sux 148 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Yes, please keep Suckford in there.
Eagles WR Sux 148 Not till this week at least. Gonna feel great to break that streak.
Eagles WR Sux 148
Someone wrote on BBV the worst scenario for the Giants Sunday would be Greg Hardy injuring Bradford.
rep138 Eagles WR Sux 148 Injuring Bradford while Dallas also loses. Puts Dallas further behind the 8 ball and gives the Eagles not only a win but a far more competent QB at the helm.
DallasCowboysSux not even on their best day plus Romo’s worst.
Didn’t count, but unreal nonetheless by the Celtics Jae Crowder
http://youtu.be/xm8CS9DVsUA
As long as the Eagles OL continues to play well and the WRs use the Stickum I sent, there will be enough completions & TDs to more than compensate for Bradford’s fuck ups on Sunday.
The Eagles better beat the Cowboys on Sun night or I’ll be so fucking pissed.
JosephR2225 Is it a moral victory for the Skins if they keep Garappolo off the field?
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No, because the Patriots are the type of team that would leave Brady in with the score 63-7 and have him call a fake-kneel-down bomb to LaFell late in the 4th.
JosephR2225 I’m really just hoping the Skins play well. Keeping it within 10 would be stunning to me.
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If “arbitrary PR” you mean “trying to maintain credibility with your customers” then, yes.
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Good morning fans of the first place NY Giants FootBall Dynasty
Matt Mosley 4.1 What are your thoughts on this weeks game against the Bucs?
Bucs are certainly capable of hanging a loss on the Giants. I know the odds are almost a wash. Where do the Giants have favorable matchups against Tampa?
So likely that Eagles are top of the division after this week, Giants 2, Redskins 3, Cowboys Basement.
The Giants are still favored against the Bucs, even though they suck.
JosephR2225 Bucs beat an ATL team that is better than the Giants
Well, okay… but the Bucs lost to a Redskins team that is not as good as the Giants.
This is the NFL broski, you can never look at it this way. Every week is so much different from the one before.
Even if Eagles fans have decided they don’t want to be in first place
Once the Giants have their bye, the Eagles will grab a hold of first place. This half game crap is misleading.
On second thought, looking at the Giants schedule, the Eagles will probably grab a hold of first place next week.
The most Redskins thing in this scenario would be to manhandle the Pats and Panthers and then lay an egg in the other two games
cloisterwater It’s the Redskins, winning 2 games over a 4 game span is bold in any fashion
They’re on pace to win more games this year than they have the previous two. Give them a little credit.
JosephR2225 I don’t mind out pick, we needed the help. They don’t.
Jerry always drafts what everybody says they should have done a year or two ago. So, it will be a RB
Except for the fact that a stud defensive lineman fell into their lap.
HailBandG This place will be nuts if the Redskins beat the Pats.
cloisterwater I’m not saying it was the best pick, I’m saying I don’t mind. We got a player that had an immediate impact.
If I were a skins fan, I would hate the pick. That’s not to say you hate the player you got.
Eagles will lose against the cowboys this week coming in as a shocker. will be the last win for the cowboys this year
By the way thats one of the best ever drawings i have seen on here.
http://money.cnn.com/2015/11/04/technology/nfl-technology/
I kinda like the pylons and would rather they keep them, but it’s really not a big deal to me. The ball p[osition technology is pretty interesting though and would probably be helpful.
cloisterwater They need to combine it with smart uniforms to know where the ball is when the player hits the ground. End the whole “was he down or not” discussion.
cloisterwater But first, can we please move to an actual useful replay system?
With injuries to Charles and Foster, I’m unfortunately deciding between Charles Sims and Antonio Andrews as my RB2. Any thoughts?
Not sure I have the ammo, but I’ll explore my options. I drafted RB heavy and injuries have killed me.
Redskins 17 – Patriots 45
Giants 24 – Buccaneers 30
Eagles 33 – Cowboys 20
Sims was good till Doug remembered how to play rb.
It appears that the Eagles are at the Top of the NFL
http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/eye-on-football/25363636/breathalyzer-company-says-bills-eagles-have-drunkest-fans-in-the-nfl
cloisterwater Charles sims will be used mostly 3rd down. He’s prolly good for 5 to 8 pts
Kellys_Chipadelphia It’s a Chicago area liquor store. They got Pappy Van Winkle yesterday but are only selling to their “VIP” customers.
We are a drinking city. We drank when the pope came thru.
Sir Squatch gatrbuc 17 Oh jeesh you guys have thin skin around here. You don’t consider tying or being third at the Top?
Kellys_Chipadelphia I haven’t been to an Eagles game in 20 years but I always thought we got pretty drunk in Tampa due to the horrid play
Kellys_Chipadelphia https://twitter.com/iwantcakeplz https://twitter.com/iwantcakeplz/status/662254184276869120https://twitter.com/iwantcakeplz/status/662254184276869120
Seriously was told by https://twitter.com/BinnysBev I don’t buy enough to warrant being sold a bottle of Pappy.. Sorry I have family 2 support https://twitter.com/hashtag/pappyvanwinkle?src=hash
In related news, Binny’s just offered their entire stock to Mosley.
Kellys_Chipadelphia I was told by a local VA ABC store that they wouldn’t sell to me because they had a list. For a product that VA ABC forbids a list on. That was fun.
Sir Squatch gatrbuc 17 If it were the NFL Drinking Playoff rankings you would be in there
Having partied in Tampa. You guys aren’t even in the same class. Us “yanks” put you guys under the table.
gatrbuc 17 If we were doing a Fuck Off and Die ranking you’d be #1
Cloister,
If you have a reasonable offer for a RB (for a QB that isn’t as shit as Luck), I’m listening….
Kellys_Chipadelphia OK it must just be me who gets drunk enough for 3 people
Sir Squatch gatrbuc 17 Im not even really trolling and doing a fair job. I guess I am improving.
I was told the same thing… ¯_(ツ)_/¯ I’m gonna stop by my two neighborhood stores this weekend and see if they ever get any and what I have to do to grab one.. even if it’s for next year
I didn’t ask…. but those places are huge and there’s a bunch of them…. I go there about 6-8 times a year
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Where was it. They are setting record highs in the South
I work with a bunch of crazy people… But it’s good in a sense, because it makes me feel for stable and better about myself…
I was pretty pissed to see that bottle sitting there and them not selling it to me.
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ gatrbuc 17 Hate seeing that shit happen to kids. As a parent it scares me.
Sir Squatch I believe in the Skins covering that 17 point spread!
gatrbuc 17 №❽❽₣ⱥӣ I’m not going to let my son play football, only safe sports like hockey, lacrosse and rugby.
Lupo Only 15. VA has a list for 23 so I think they may have had some of that. I heard they got another shipment in on Tuesday but I didn’t have time to go hunting and VA killed their online tracker because of the issues they were having with people going to stores and getting denied. They had to put out special press release on it.
Lupo WL Weller 12, Willet Pot Still, Larceny are all excellent wheated bourbons.
Lupo Willet gets extra props for their bottle. Their special editions are awesome as well, but just as hard to find as Pappy/BTAC.
Matt Mosley 4.1 See what you’ve done Cloister, you’ve made Mosley agree with you.
Freeman is not someone you should ever side with.
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ This is what you get for agreeing with Freeman
Frenchie – what team is yours in the SKA league? I thought you were Stacy Dash’s Ass, but that team doesn’t have Luck.
I think he was saying he doesn’t want luck
it’s bourbon.. there’s a finite amount produced each year.. and it’s aged between 8-23 years
You make it in small batches, it takes time to age. Also, when you produce limited quantities, you can jack up the price.
from my understanding Pappy was cheaper and easy to get until the late 90’s.. i’m sure Squatch knows more
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Because they can make it rare, honestly. They don’t distill much per year, so they don’t have a lot of turnover in adding aged barrels. Throw in a year like this where they lost entire barrels full due to weathering and it kills supply.
Lupo It was much easier to get even 5 years ago. Price (MSRP) hasn’t changed all that much, it’s always been relatively expensive for bourbon.
Bourbons have become much more popular. Also what Squatch said about how they lost some in production.
Twister and the Supersoaker were just inducted into the Toy Hall of Fame bribing the total to 59 toys…
Lupo It was given an almost perfect score years ago, became popular, had some good stuff written about it in pretty much every major publication, because a hot name with celebrities, bourbon revolution, demand outstripped the supply they had, here we are.
It’s better to talk about than the game his weekend…
And twister? That was getting dudes laid since the 70’s…
It’s still a fossil fuel, and people are fucking stupid.
It’s a pretty elaborate process. Peter King got on the table to argue Twister hadn’t done enough in some important high school parties in the late 1980s.
OK fine. I proposed Dalton for Ivory straight up. I’m expecting a counter, but it’s a jumping off point.
cloisterwater That seems like a pretty fair trade at this point
Kellys_Chipadelphia True
But I wouldn’t be able to start Dalton anyways cuz of it
Because none of you accepted my Snapchat request
http://imgur.com/OBpqZds
Cloister,
I’m debating if I should send a counter offer…..but we might be able to get this done
I could always counter back if we can’t decide on a multiplayer. I understand you wouldn’t want to have 3 QBs on your roster. I have no interest in Tannehill really, but I’d take Carr if you wanted to counter with him for one of my crappier RBs.
Well, there’s me… And then there’s everybody else.
And then there’s cunty.
That pretty much sums it up. Joe will lose round 1 in the playoffs though if I remember fantasy correctly.
Seriously. This is why I thought about not posting the details. Didn’t think you’d be the asshole.
The tough part for me Cloister right now is if I want to roll with 2 RBs.
If it’s 1-for-1, It’ll be Shady that you get. TBH
I gotcha. It’s why it’s hard to trade for a RB because they are spread thin. If you want to include on of mine (outside of Miller) in a multi-player we could try to work something out, but no big deal either way.
Dalton is something like the second best fantasy QB this year. It’s not a swndle, you’re just being a dick for no reason.
swin·dleˈswindl/verb1.use deception to deprive (someone) of money or possessions.”a businessman swindled investors out of millions of dollars”noun1.a fraudulent scheme or action.”he is mixed up in a $10 million insurance swindle”
Got to start two. Chris Ivory Giovanni Bernard or Murray. Ivory is no brainer which one in the other two.
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Why are you getting involved in their trade? Are you doing this just to be a dick to Cloister?
cloisterwater That’s not right. He has no reason to do this other than to be a jerk.
I wasn’t going to bring up the details, but then I thought “nobody is going to be an asshole and try to talk anybody out of anything”.
I was wrong.
Kellys_Chipadelphia Tough call, Pats are going to try and shit Reed down, if DJax is back they might be forced more to Garcon.
I am, but I don’t really pay attention to team names. All I know is that I’m playing Joe.
Have another glass of whine Justin and
STFU
He’s just being stupid. He tried to influence a trade between SKA members and now he’s acting like a child.
Kind of what I’m thinking, pats have decent lbs and safeties but their number 2 CB is weak.
I should have gone with my gut and not posted the trade details. I went against my better judgment.
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Dude, it was pretty fucked up to step into that trade and mess with Cloister, gotta let them work that out on their own.
You are100% in the wrong this time. I doubt you will get anyone on here to agree with you.
He doesn’t get it apparently. Looks like this is what we’ll be arguing about today because if Justin doesn’t understand something, he never will and he’ll argue incessantly about it until he gets mad and goes back to working.
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ You have no reason to try to talk frenchie out of the trade.
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Then you kept pushing on why not. If you had just said “I wouldn’t make that trade” and then stopped nobody would care.
When a guy is working on a chick at bar, Justin is the guy that comes over and tries to join the convo.
Kellys_Chipadelphia “Dude, I wouldn’t hit that, let me show you my 10 point stance on the subject”
Kellys_Chipadelphia Justin doesn’t go to the bars with the girls
Kellys_Chipadelphia And tells the chick about the guys old girlfriend who left him.
Justin,
To be honest….
I’m the defending champ in this league, currently sitting in 2nd as the highest scoring team despite having Noodle Arm Peyton and Tannehill as my QB.
I’m currently 1st in my money league and about to take over 1st in the SKA Nutzo League from Badger’s punk ass (after sitting 8th of 9 teams to start the season).
You will have zero influence or input on whether or not this trade with Cloister goes through.
Thanks for your two cents though
Cowboys Sux
Justin would talk to a pitcher during a perfect game bid.
I’ll explain it to you, but I doubt you’ll have an open mind enough to understand: It’s one thing to say “It’s a fair trade” as it doesn’t influence anything. It’s another to say if you have this player already, you should just roll with those 2 guys for the season. You’re saying he shouldn’t make the trade. He might not value your opinion, but it’s influential in nature and is intended to be. If you don’t see the difference I can’t help you, but it’s those kind of opinions that keep people from posting trades between SKA members on here. I learned I should never do that.
Justin holds the door for people who are just a little bit too far away, forcing them to do that awkward walk/jog thing.
cloisterwater Personally I’m more offended by his actions with you, than your troll claims of vodka>Scotch
Because in both cases your opinion isn’t wanted and are involving yourself in something that doesn’t effect you
https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/662316592869580800https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/662316592869580800
MAJOR changes in Detroit: Lions have fired GM Martin Mayhew and president Tom Lewand, league sources told ESPN.
https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/662316592869580800https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/662316592869580800
MAJOR changes in Detroit: Lions have fired GM Martin Mayhew and president Tom Lewand, league sources told ESPN.
And if I’m at a bar Working on a chick I can expect an asshole to try to blow up my spot. Doesn’t mean that guy still isn’t an asshole.
I have no idea what you guys are talking about, but I agree
Rcu trolled my eyes that cost me my career, can’t have it both ways.
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Did he forget where the training facility was? Did he need a driver? Tell us for those who don’t want to read.
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Work the voodoo doll’s crotch with some needles. A lot of needles.
I would never do that. I was merely pointing out his logic about not posting anything on here you don’t want discussed a certain way is very similar to snake’s logic.
Julio Jones has more receptions this season than the WRs on the Cowboys,Bucs,Titans,Rams and Pathers combined.
https://twitter.com/RapSheethttps://twitter.com/RapSheet
https://twitter.com/hashtag/Lions?src=hash source on the firings today: “Total wipeout.” Apparently, bosses are going through the building deciding who stays and goes.
John Blake, who served as the Cowboys’ defensive line coach from 1993-1995.
Sir Squatch Didn’t Megatron meet with those guys yesterday? Maybe Megatron was asked to fire them.
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Both are off limits,what is so hard for you to comprehend?
I expected people to not give their opinions on who was getting the better of the trade. That’s my mistake I suppose. I know better now.
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ It is and has been. You are the only person here who thinks otherwise. Is it that hard for you to figure this out?
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ You both sound babies. SHUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPP
-Frenchy
@ Justin
I need your opinion on a fantasy trade… U got a second?
This seems relevant
https://twitter.com/BleedingGreen
Eagles players say the Cowboys are cry babies who whine and complain about everything https://t.co/gQM3K5HvM1 https://t.co/BNF6bvSxfs
JosephR2225 I like contempt the best. Very nice shadow thing going on with his cap.
Sir Squatch It looks his beard is desperately reaching to meet his hair.
I told you, when Justin doesn’t understand something and people get on his case about it he brings it up all day long.
Fiversons No Spin Zone Justin will tell you that the guy is trying to swindle you and later act like he wasn’t trying to influence the trade.
cloisterwater You have to forgive him. He’s a 30 something year old man with a 12 years olds brain.
That was Rowe. And he is a crybaby.
The only one worse in the division is Cruz, when he used to play football.
“They just whine and complain about everything,” Logan said. “Shut up and play ball. I’m gonna hit you hard every snap. Stop complaining about this and this. That just bugs me. You’re a man. It’s football. Shut up and get hit and take it like a man.”
lol, I love Bennie Logan
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Damn, now he’ll be forced to play even harder, as if he needs that sort of thing.
#InJayWeTrust Seemed weird to do the firings at all midseason all of a sudden. Felt like Black Monday came early.
I know there is. It’s because he is a crybaby. I thought we established this.
https://twitter.com/awfulannouncing https://twitter.com/awfulannouncing/status/662321029579038721https://twitter.com/awfulannouncing/status/662321029579038721
The NFL is going to do everything they can to make Sunday quadruple-headers from London a thing. https://t.co/ARdRM3sx0J
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TL:DR, the NFL is doing what I said they should be doing last year. Just need a late west coast game to replace Thursday night and they will be set.
Lol nobody said they weren’t talented.
But watch Witten. I’ve liked Witten as a player as long as he’s been in the league. He’s one of the best to ever play the position. He’s also a crybaby. These things are not mutually exclusive. Every single incompletion he gets up with his arms out.
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ That Witten has sure proved he can carry the team on his back over this 5 game losing streak.
Anything that gets rid of Thursday football can’t be bad
2 of the biggest cry babies in the league going head to head.
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5 losses in a Row. 5 Yep 5. I like the aftermath better when Ware makes that expression disappear off Dez’s face real quick with a simple tug and a few words.
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Their feet got tangled according to the article. I don’t have a video handy, sorry.
This whole Lions implosion makes my Dallas in top 5 of the drop a bit more difficult
Dongtavious Steelwang Dude on the right’s reaction is priceless
Hey Fives, I wonder if that pussy Choy will ever man up and change his avatar
5 losses in a Row. 5 Yep 5. Well if Choy is anything like the team he’s a fan of…
No.
http://youtu.be/MPiogoLgCHc
Witten crying at security
I think I should win a ska award as the only person to make Choy quit for a week…
Fiversons No Spin Zone That bitch may never come back here. He knows he’s going to lose his bet with Cloister.
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Kellys_Chipadelphia He only said it because it’s true.
Did you read the quote? He was kinda egged into saying it, but I’m cool with it either way. The guy who said it initially has proven to back up his talk against the cows.
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Kellys_Chipadelphia T.O. is a future hall of famer. Also a crybaby. Talent and body of work =/= not a crybaby
Lol what does that mean? Eric Rowe calling Jason Witten a crybaby (which he is) is the rough equivalent of Greg Hardy beating a woman?
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Dongtavious Steelwang lol is T.O. also not a future HOF…?
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Again, that doesn’t preclude one from being a crybaby on the field.
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ For what, the balls they don’t catch in game time? At least I know what they are.
Ours are usually looking down at their hands wondering why they didn’t catch the ball.
Damn, the Lions fired their entire organization…. On a Thursdsay….
Of all the people that are staying… At least we aren’t the dumpster fire team this year..
He’s safe. You don’t give a guy full control to fire him less than a year later.
JosephR2225 In fairness, that’s all he knows from the Cowboys.
Agreed… Those Kelly to USC rumors will be in full effect…
Fiversons No Spin Zone Those were in full effect after Sarkezian fell off the wagon.
Lions haven’t drafted a pro bowl player in past 5 drafts… No player they drafted in 2010-2011 is on their current roster…
lddsfuws Let us not repost the rantings of a raving lunatic/village idiot.
Fiversons No Spin Zone If they were, they were fired today.
https://twitter.com/Rich_TandlerCSN https://twitter.com/Rich_TandlerCSN/status/662328830108024832https://twitter.com/Rich_TandlerCSN/status/662328830108024832
Rich Tandler Retweeted AP
Unofficially I’ll go Jackson, Cully, and Kerrigan probable, Breeland, Hall doubtful, Lichtensteiger out.
The part that gets me though is it’s not like Weeden being terrible came as a surprise to them. They knew Weeden was terrible, that’s why they traded for Cassel as soon as Romo got hurt. Which makes you wonder why they didn’t address it before that.
precisely, and it cost them their season most likely. But Justin told me there wasn’t any better option, so I guess there wasn’t.
I feel like I’m being overly harsh on Justin today, but he started it.
Is predicting how players will be listed on the injury report a thing now?
That’s not a behavioral issue per se, it’s a motivation issue. Chip loves his weight room warriors. Nobody knows what Collins is like on the days other than game day.
So basically the matchup to watch for this SUn night will be Collins v. Logan.
It doesn’t matter. The Eagles are going to destroy the Cowboys Sunday night.
Maybe… but the statement is about why they didn’t draft him or pursue him as a UDFA, not what kind of player he is now.
It’s not as tho we don’t have lsu connections, I know Bennie is still active on that campus.
lddsfuws This was in the LSU locker room:
http://i.imgur.com/92taq2h.jpg
lddsfuws Not unsurprising if they have some character/work ethic questions if that’s what a member of staff is saying about him.
Yeah, that’s the kind of thing that will get you off Chip’s board in a hurry. Wouldn’t surprise me if he spoke with Les Miles or other LSU guys about motivation/work ethic. And he may well have been dead wrong, but I think he’d give up some of the talent for #culture.
cloisterwater I think they asked the question to see who might be playing sunday vs not
HOMESCHOOL!!!
“It’s leg breaking time!!!”
Do the NFL a favor.
I want them to break his will and spirit… Republicans aren’t violent like Liberals…
Finally, Justin can die happy
http://www.engadget.com/2015/11/05/kgoal-boost-now-theres-one-for-men-too/
Wow several months have passed. When does he become a team captain?
Fiversons No Spin Zone see, he really needs this to help his bladder control!
Fiversons No Spin Zone HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(laughing at you, not with you)
Here’s one:
Nelson Agholor has a better second half of the season than he did the first half.
No, and not Miles Austin good, and not Riley Cooper good, but maybe Josh Huff good.
But definitely better than Cole Beasley. Gotcha.
FawkesHawks Oh look, it’s a concentration of low IQs.
Beasely
2015-09-13 1 DAL NYG W 27-26 6 4 49 12.25 0 1 -3 -3.00 0
2015-09-20 2 DAL @ PHI W 20-10 5 4 14 3.50 0 2 1 0.50 0
2015-09-27 3 DAL ATL L 28-39 4 4 49 12.25 0 2 20 10.00 0
2015-10-04 4 DAL @ NOR L 20-26 6 6 62 10.33 0 0 0 0
2015-10-11 5 DAL NWE L 6-30 6 4 40 10.00 0 1 8 8.00 0
2015-10-25 7 DAL @ NYG L 20-27 2 0 0 0 2 7 3.50 0
2015-11-01 8 DAL SEA L 12-13 1 0 0 0 1 8 8.00 0
Agholor
2015-09-14 1 PHI @ ATL L 24-26 2 1 5 5.00 0
2015-09-20 2 PHI DAL L 10-20 6 3 31 10.33 0
2015-09-27 3 PHI @ NYJ W 24-17 4 0 0 0
2015-10-04 4 PHI @ WAS L 20-23 4 3 64 21.33 0
2015-10-11 5 PHI NOR W 39-17 1 1 5 5.00 0
Wouldn’t go that far.
Started what? He just asked a question about injuries…
Aww he’s been an idiot to me more times than JPP has fingers and thumbs.
Who’s winning Sunday night Shitrant? I want a lock.
lddsfuws who gives a shit? Eagles fans will just fling more shit at the wall until something sticks. It’s what they do.
I don’t see why this is an issue. Collins hasn’t done anything to show he’s a headache of any sort. Especially when you compare him to a lot of the other Cowboys.
Odd you talking about poop throwing when it’s dez who has the monkey.
At least ours are trained, they don’t act out at coaches…. And women
So I guess the Eagles are more talented in your opinion.
Dang man I’ve tried to tell you before, but you can’t even understand the things you say/think. Forget about trying to understand what I say or think.
cloisterwater just spineless cock puppets for Chip. Everyone with a backbone was sent packing.
Neverbanotherme Bradford. He will out Cassel Cassel on Sunday night.
If only we had some leaders to lead us to 5 straight losses (soon to be 6).
cloisterwater Cowboys will still finish with a better record than Philly
lddsfuws I was just providing a reason why there might be character concerns with him. While it happened in the past, it still did happen. I assume that’s what Chip’s red flag was.
cloisterwater At least we’re not Detroi-
*shot by Detroit*
I’m also sure he followed up on those pervious reports
So the Eagles will have the first pick in the 3rd round. I guess that kinda makes up for trading the second
Eagles strengths vs Cowboys:
Safeties vs Cowboys TE and Williams and Beasely
Pretty much it from a matchup standpoint. But of course, the biggest “win” for the Eagles is Cassel. He’s just not good.
Eagles WR Sux 148 It’s effectively a second rounder, right Cowboys?
Geez Cloister,
Thinking this over is much harder than I thought now that I looked at the Bengals remaining schedule…..
Frenchie – Eagles WRs need Stickum! Oh great, here we go again
No worries either way. I didn’t realize Dalton played tonight, which makes it tougher.
cloisterwater Dalton in prime-time is like rolling the dice, but he has been much better this season.
cloisterwater If your commissioner expedites it, yes.
cloisterwater If he starts and you have him in your starting position, it won’t take place until next week.
cloisterwater LOL
Shady for Dalton. Sending the counter offer.
I expect a ‘Thank You’ when you make the playoffs.
Eagles WR Sux 148 Are you kidding me? It’s genius. What faster way to get to the 1st overall pick than let Jim Caldwell hang under a gullotine?
cloisterwater Actually that might be if he starts at all, the trade would lock until next week.
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Eagles WR Sux 148 https://twitter.com/JasonLaCanfora https://twitter.com/JasonLaCanfora/status/662345495264784385https://twitter.com/JasonLaCanfora/status/662345495264784385
Ford made a brief statement. Took no questions. Says football ops and business side report directly to her now
How are they gonna report to get while she’s in the kitchen. Amiright?
Eagles WR Sux 148 Can’t make team transactions when those hands are busy makin’ sandwiches.
Sir Squatch “Sent from Squatch’s iPad”
that kind of worse?
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ No worse than a 90 year old man with a 40 year old brain thinking he can be GM.
Sir Squatch I don’t know what the deal with attacking Justin is today, but it’s random and fucked up and therefore funny.
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Just let me have my sick burn, yo, it’s Cowboys/Eagles week.
I don’t think that is making a fool of herself. Might it backfire? Sure, but it’s not making a fool of herself.
Dongtavious Steelwang №❽❽₣ⱥӣ Get em in while you can.
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Honestly, it’s not like the situation they were currently in was much better. For a guy who agreed that starting Cassel would be better than Weeden, what’s the worst that can happen at this point?
Shit. Gimme a bit to think it over Frenchie, lol. I would have preferred Ivory, but I think I’ll still wind up doing it. Dalton has won me a couple games, but I need a RB.
JosephR2225 Then Jerry showed him what a super bowl ring looks like.
Dude, if it works, it works. Clearly whatever they were doing before wasn’t working.
Sir Squatch It would be very difficult for them to lose more than they possible could be losing.
So it’s worth pointing out that every owner has everyone in the organization reporting to them; they’re the owners. And in that regard, is she any less qualified to hire the right people than an oil salesman from Arkansas or a movie producer from Massachusetts or a media magnate from Maryland or the spawn of Satan from New Jersey?
22SnakePlissken5150 cloisterwater He has great post-game interviews. I imagine he’ll be doing color commentary someday.
Looks like Jerry showed him what happened when you choose the Holy Grail poorly.
JosephR2225 She’s 90 and a women, does she even know what football is? Nobody show her a iPhone, it might give her a heart attack!
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ You’re describing this old chick and not Jerry, right? Cause I think he’s still in his early 70’s.
https://twitter.com/awfulannouncing https://twitter.com/awfulannouncing/status/662347412694958081https://twitter.com/awfulannouncing/status/662347412694958081
Orioles, MASN win judgement against Nationals in latest battle over rights fees https://t.co/BESDZKa3lk
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Fuck the Nats!
Sir Squatch JosephR2225 she probably sucked a lot of servicemen’s cocks during the war. Respect her patriotism.
If anybody is curious, by the way:
Redskins at Patriots – Terry McAulay
Giants at Bucs – Clete Blakeman
Eagles at Cowboys – Ed Hochuli
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ I’m sure she at least made sure to hire excellent maids to do it for her hubby in her place though. It’s the thought that counts.
Honestly….you guys don’t know that rich bitches slum it harder than anyone? These cunts won’t get undressed with the lights on for their hubbies but in their teens and twenties most of them did things with perfect strangers that would make a 2 dollar hooker blush.
Alright, I accepted the trade Frenchie. Rolling with Blake the Snake after tonight.
You’re just hoping this is true so you can troll high class bars and ask women back to your buddy’s pull out couch.
JosephR2225 I know a shit load of military officers who went to annapolis and other military schools on the Eastern Seaboard. The rich bitches from the fancy prep schools and all female colleges were all over them like Thailand hookers.
Cloister, to answer your question from earlier, if JP can’t gohttps://twitter.com/Tim_McManus
Dennis Kelly working at right tackle, Tobin right guard per Johnson
lddsfuws She buys up a few hundred grand in high quality hooch, Redskins fans start sweating.
22SnakePlissken5150 lddsfuws Popped a hoochie she sweatin’
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ If you have a chance to draft any DB with the last name Woodson……do it. They all end up as studs.
cloisterwater I know we’re on a Rivers kick now, but c’mon.
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Ray?
Fuck, might be a good idea. Him or even Stephen Jackson’s washed up ass. Anyone who can run in goal line / short yardage downs and bowl over a tackler for an extra yard.
No. His pet monkey said he wanted Dallas to look at Rice. Dez can’t spell all those words.
He’s the guy I believe is going to get most of the balls that would have gone Keenan Allen’s way
Koko brought in to teach the monkey how to teach Dez to read good.
22SnakePlissken5150 №❽❽₣ⱥӣ They both suck. And they’ve been out of the game WAY too long.
But I still blame parcels for passing on Jackson to get Julius.
Tried to wreck the franchise from within the cunt.
cloisterwater Definitely a potential sleeper, considering the volume of throws SD has to make.
cloisterwater ANTONIO GATES
CUZ RIVERS LOVES HIM & CUZ I GOT GATES
cloisterwater But Inman is good. He ripped up the CFL before going to San Diego
Perhaps, but Inman is actually a receiver in the mold of Allen and had a nice 2 starts for them last year. I have a good feeling about the kid, but he’s far from a given. That’s why he’s my sleeper.
After watching Romo throw yesterday, along with 0-5, I bet the Cowboys with they hadn’t put him on short term IR.
dontblamemeuaintme but short term IR freed up a roster spot for Cassel and look at how great he’s been for us…..
22SnakePlissken5150 dontblamemeuaintme Well there is that.
I bet they actually put some thought into the backup QB spot this past offseason as well, instead of just winging it.
So now after a season and a half, which QB would you take first in a re-draft:
Bridgewater;
Carr;
Bortles;
Manziel (just to see if Jerry is stalking us)?
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Terrell Davis is retired man. let it go.
dontblamemeuaintme I get a laugh anytime you write the words I BET
So you think having only Weeden backing up Romo was a smart decision?
5 losses in a Row. 5 Yep 5. dontblamemeuaintme They say crazy people laugh a lot.
JosephR2225 funny how much better he would be then, than both Philadelphia’s “lead backs”.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
He’s there slot receiver and probably still #3 on the depth chart. He’s oft injured as well. Heed my wisdom chustin.
He gave them some before thanksgiving last year too. The whole bulletin board thing is pretty dumb. Thinking guys play harder just because an opponent talked trash would mean they didn’t try as hard without it.
Which Eagle receiver (not necessarily WR) will lead Eagles in targets, catches, yards?
They just played better and the Eagles guards didn’t block people. It wasn’t about Murray.
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ well, that doesn’t really answer the question though.
dontblamemeuaintme They say stupid people give their money to bookies.
5 losses in a Row. 5 Yep 5. dontblamemeuaintme stupid people say lots of things.
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ yeah right; you know bandwagon guys jump to the winners whenever they can.
Which back has more rushing yards:
McFadden
Murray;
Cassel?
5 losses in a Row. 5 Yep 5. dontblamemeuaintme winners don’t have to though
Which teams WR’s have the least receptions:
Cowboys
Eagles
Chiefs?
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Can’t be much worse than some clown trying to talk somebody out of a FF trade.
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ cloisterwater by benching marcus smith
me too, I’d like to see Kendricks be their primary blitzer as he has a knack for it
“Name the Eagle player, and his final rushing total, who was the rushing leader for the Eagles in their last game vs the Cowboys:
Murray;
Matthews:
Sproles;
As a bonus question; give the ypc.
DallasCowboysSux those whiners have a 2 game win streak against your team.
Philadelphia Eagles Franchise Encyclopedia
Regular Season Record (all-time) : 544-577-26
The Dallas Cowboys now have 6 receiving TDs this season which is the worst in the NFL.
Discuss
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Nice of you to notice we have more. We also have more wins
Graham v. Lawrence sacks for the season. I’m winning 2 to 1 so far, but they both have been pretty disappointing.
You all make fun of Bradford like he’s terrible so I don’t see what you’re bragging about.
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ 5 losses in a Row. 5 Yep 5. So what your saying is you are a bit of a bitch and want to bet with me even know you have a bet with Cloister that would make it impossible to pay up if you lose both?
cloisterwater Yet he is trying to make a bet with me when he knows he can’t pay up both when he loses. What a lowlife.
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One of the gloves Jason Pierre-Paul is trying out. https://t.co/dqKyAjOp8l
Funny you talk about what Murray did in his 5th season with the Cowboys and compare it to his first with the Eagles. The Eagles Offense has 5 or 6 new starters. I hope they get better as time goes on but only time will tell.
U want bester his servant to assist with his mouth?
U talking about anyone having no clue is laughable as you are Mr. Clueless.
lddsfuws I’d love to see his thrown at/catches/yards/TDs/YAK numbers
Awaits Justin embedding more plays where he arrives late to the receiver he was supposed to cover deep, just to get lucky with a swat.
Fiversons No Spin Zone I don’t want that, I want to see what he has actually done
Jones is good.. what’s there to troll? rod’s superlative’s? he’s his coach, that’s what they do.. my mom said i’m the smartest kid ever
He’s alright, but hasn’t really done a whole lot to justify this kind of praise.
I bet the entire Eagles rushing group, will gain more yards rushing this week, than Brandon Weeden does (unlike the last time they played) but, in Weeden’s defense, he did only play 1 1/2 quarters.
cloisterwater Some places track thrown at/catches and yards/TDs allowed, tells you a lot about a DB
“Best one he’s ever had”??
Thanks Marinelli for letting us know that you’ve worked with shit DBs
Cowboys Sux
Gronk v. Jones: 4 catches on 5 targets for 67 yards in a rout where he was barely needed.
Graham v. Jones: 7 catches on 10 targets for 75 yards in his 3rd best outing of the year.
I think he’s a solid player and will only get better, but to tout him as anything more than pretty average at this point is complete homerism.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjI-WfsOfG0
I’m rooting for a Cowboys win for this reason alone.
So we’re just going to take what our coaches say as undeniable fact now?
Sorry for providing some actual facts that fly in the face of Jones being great.
Since were bringing up past games.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/R7W8Fvu.jpg[/img]
you post it and don’t outwardly disagree with it, you agree with it, SKA rules
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Again, somebody posted a tweet. That’s what he is trolling.
@ Beaster
I want to know, in your honest opinion… Who sucks more, Dez or Jones?
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ You have been acting more like a little bitch today than normal. Something wrong?
He caught 80% of the balls thrown his way. It’s not a credit to Jones that the Patriots routed the Cowboys and didn’t really need Gronk.
Graham caught 70% of his targets. Jones isn’t a bad player, but he hasn’t shown that he is a very good one yet either.
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Are you saying if he were a rookie from LSU it would be bad?
Well Cloister, better late than never… U accomplished your mission…
cloisterwater I can’t believe we did that whole bullshit FFB thing and it took until now to push him over.
Fiversons No Spin Zone Lil J was acting like a Lil Bitch all day.
For a guy that smokes pot everyday, Justin is very high strung…
Fiversons No Spin Zone The pot can only mellow out so much of the Meth use.
Certain things really make his mad, it seems jones is one of them…
Fiversons No Spin Zone He’s just upset because he was trying to troll the Eagles and ended up getting trolled. He will be back after he puts some ice on his sore ass.
It really wasn’t my mission. He is so fucking stubborn over the stupidest things.
doesn’t matter what coaches or fans think,, everyone is so obsessed with who’s the best about everything.. and there’s no way to win the argument.. it’s dumb
Justin, don’t listen to them. Ice it down and come back. [img]http://i.imgur.com/xNifcLl.jpg[/img]
Lupo Not true, Look below and you will see Cloister just won the argument with Justin.
I’m not obsessed Justin, it’s simply great entertainment…
Bob Bicknell says he is the best rookie WR he has ever worked with.
He’s been hurt dumbass. He’s been about as effective as Jones when he’s on the field. Ok, but nothing special so far.
All caps proves you are upset. I know this because a couple of my old girlfriends used to do the same thing.
You have to pick your battles. If you would just admit that Byron Jones sucks and Jason Witten is a crybaby, we wouldn’t give you such a hard time on all the other stuff.
5 losses in a Row. 5 Yep 5. justin still has him punished?
Fiversons No Spin Zone I offered my support to cool his ass down. What more can I do.
Fiversons No Spin Zone Lil J seems to be taking this a bit harsh.
Fiversons No Spin Zone I try to help the kid out and he takes it for granted.
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Now you are blaming me because Cloister won’t play your silly game with you? Stop Lil J. STOP.
Fiversons No Spin Zone Take a look at what he posted below about his boyfriend.
You just wait until your father gets home. You are going to get it this time.
5 losses in a Row. 5 Yep 5. i like it when it’s a family affair, meow.
Justins Gay Lion He has wised off to me for the last time. One more word out of his mouth and he is grounded.
Justin is right. Several guys I have seen on the weekly picks have picked the Cowboys to win… Where is the game?
I expect and hope the Eagles run a lot of 12 formation against the Cowboys.
cloisterwater “Unleash hell.”
*fans barf on the Cowboys bench*
Also to provide chips on the cow defensive ends to help out the OL a bit.
cloisterwater Slinging Sammy hopefully learned how to use the pocket better this week.
cw and cts stopped coming around as much prior to the season, but the rest can’t take the heat I suppose.
cloisterwater They aren’t real fans born in the area like Eagles fans. We come here or lose. Cowboys fans are a bunch of clowns who jumped on when they were winning. They jump off just as fast when they are losing.
Why Eagles will win: OL steps up and erases the pass rush, receivers make catches and Sammy doesn’t throw red zone INTs
Why the Cowboys will win: DL disrupts the passing game, WRs continue to brick it, and Cassel doesn’t make enough mistakes and McFadden kills us in the short passing game
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Dri Archer sux. He’s a RB/WR because he’s not good enough for either position
Dongtavious Steelwang Why Eagles will win: Matt Cassel
Why the Cowboys won’t win: Matt Cassel
As an elephant, I do not forget. I only bray loudly and spray water at people.
cloisterwater You keep saying it, and its as dumb as it was the first time.
Nelson Agholor:
Played 5 games, has 17 targets, 8 catches, and 3 drops, for 105 yards no TDs, 1 fumble.
This, as the Eagles projected #2 WR.
Dongtavious Steelwang And yet both have smoked this guy.
The list was the FA’s from this offseason dumbass. It included the likes of Tyrod Taylor, Hoyer, and Sanchez. All much more capable than Weeden, who they knew wasn’t capable.
Dongtavious Steelwang Who is the idiot that claimed Joseph Randell would get 75% of the Cowboys rushes and over 1200 yards?
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Dongtavious Steelwang I actually like Matthews, but he’s been a total disappointment this year.
5 losses in a Row. 5 Yep 5. Dongtavious Steelwang Who was the idiot that claimed Sam Bradford was going to be the MVP of the entire league and throw 48 TDs?
dontblamemeuaintme Never answer a question with a questions. You dope.
5 losses in a Row. 5 Yep 5. dontblamemeuaintme Never tell anyone else what to do you republican joke.
dontblamemeuaintme Keep acting like a piece of shit no matter your political party. You piece of shit.
5 losses in a Row. 5 Yep 5. dontblamemeuaintme Keep acting like your mother you fuking retard.
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Guess he’d rather get burned by Williams; that’s fine.
dontblamemeuaintme Keep acting like a low life ass hole. You low life asshole.
5 losses in a Row. 5 Yep 5. dontblamemeuaintme Keep sucking your fathers dick jackoff.
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Not if that’s what the gameplan doesn’t dictate. He’s not the coach.
dontblamemeuaintme Keep telling you’d dad to bite pillows while you fuck him up the ass you lowlife cocksucker.
No he doesn’t. As long as they cover him effectively I don’t care. Sherman didn’t shadow him last year until Maxwell got hurt.
As long as someone properly covers him like cloister says, I don’t really care. If he blankets T-Will or Street while someone else handles Dez, I’m ok with that.
5 losses in a Row. 5 Yep 5. dontblamemeuaintme keep following me around son, but don’t think that makes us friends.
So why pay Sherman so much money to not shadow Dez? Does that mean Maxwell was better than Sherman?
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ lol I don’t think he’s our best corner. Carroll is, probably.
dontblamemeuaintme It’s fun following losers like you on here.
Because Cary Williams is atrocious. He didn’t shadow him last season until Maxwell got hurt. Keep up Justin.
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Depends on what he means by shadow and how Eagles play their CBs.
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Cause, they have to hold on to their last win in the last 3 games?
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ lol I think that’s all you want nowadays, I don’t know what you think of all of us.
They’re both good. They’re not shut down, but work well with the safeties we have. I’m very happy with the secondary as it’s constructed.
True, he might be very overpaid, but he’s also pretty good. I’m happy the way the secondary has been playing as of late.
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Dongtavious Steelwang You just want everyone to admit they’re wrong about something lately that someone else probably said.
cloisterwater Everyone in the free agent market is overpaid, that’s the nature of the market anyway. And our corner play overall has been better.
cloisterwater Cowboys fans talking about other teams players being overpaid is wrong in so many ways.
cloisterwater Example: Suh is crazily overpaid. He’s overpaid, but that doesn’t mean he doesn’t play at a good level.
The Eagles are overpaying a CB.
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The Cowboys have the 2nd biggest salary cap hit for DB’s.. DOH
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Dongtavious Steelwang cloisterwater someone’s mad
Justin – just admit I gave you the perfect example of why Maxwell doesn’t need to shadow Dez just because they paid him so much and move on. I’m not saying Maxwell isn’t overpaid, stop changing the narrative. The Eagles have two capable CBs and very good safeties. He doesn’t have to be the sole DB to try and stop Dez.
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Dongtavious Steelwang cloisterwater Also that’s a true team effort to lose to TB.
Maxwell alone has allowed half as many TDs passing as the Cowboys entire team.
cloisterwater So many absolutes. Just because he’s one thing doesn’t mean he’s not the other thing either.
You get stuck on these stupid rules you make up and throw a fit if someone disagrees.
And Drew Brees and Eli Manning passed/surpassed the Cowboys passing TDs all season in one game!
Put some clothes on you fucking retard. [img]http://i.imgur.com/NJeigJO.jpg[/img]
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ I mean how the fuck do you think Megatron feels ALL the time?
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ How else would I make this more bitter and negative?
Why Eagles will win: Cowboys Sux
Why Cowboys will win: Bradford sux worse than Cowboys
It’s that simple
№❽❽₣ⱥӣ Greg Hardy is a shitbag. He’s also a great football player.
Dez Bryant is too emotional. Also a great football player.
Byron Maxwell is overpaid and paid like a shutdown corner. Doesn’t mean he doesn’t do a passable job on the field.
You realize the Cowboys are nearly paying Tyrone Crawford as much as the Eagles are paying Byron Maxwell, right? Just checking.
Slightly worse than the Cowboys.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/s8QUDNu.png[/img]
They have Brandon Carr, pretty much the same contract, they have no room to talk.
Maxwell > Carr
Oh wait, we don’t need to ask Maxwell to take a pay cut because we haven’t restructed our qb’s contract 3 times
http://www.philly.com/philly/sports/eagles/20151105_Eagles_Notebook__Eagles_WR_Nelson_Agholor_focused_on_improving_in_second_half_of_season.html
He’s gonna have a good game Sunday. Book it.
cloisterwater 3 catches 34 yards
Given that this would equal nearly 40% of his yearly totals for catches, and about 33% of his yearly yardage total, I’d say that’s a “great” game…for him.
From what we saw last week, Dez is the going to be shadowing
He’s played 4 games. Byron Jones hasn’t created a single turnover and Randy Gregory hasn’t done a single thing. How’s Chaz doing? No need for a RB in the first 3 rounds, lol.
cloisterwater Clearly no need for a RB at all. McFadden and (RIP) Randle rushing for more than both Murray and Matthews. And in Randle’s case, in fewer games.
So, there’s that.
And Jones vs Agholor isn’t even close.
Eagles WR Sux 148 Won’t matter though; can’t run against the Cowboys defense. Last time had 0 yards.
Jones hasn’t done a whole lot contrary to what his biggest fan/coordinator thinks. I think he’ll be a solid player despite him not having the stats to back it up, the same way I feel Agholor will be a good player eventually. Rookies are rookies.
cloisterwater Jones is starting, and has played well. Even replacing a 2 year starter that was adequate. Agholor has been a complete disappointment.
Agholor starts when healthy as well. And Jones playing “well” is all well and good, but I’ve seen plenty of big plays against him.
cloisterwater Agholor was handed the job and he dropped it. But seriously folks, he was projected, around FF circles, and otherwise, to catch north of 50 passes this year, and maybe equal the totals of Jordan Matthews first year.
At his current rate, and even assuming he’s healthy the rest of the year, he’s going to catch less than 30 passes and fewer than 320 yards.
That’s a disappointment right? And there isn’t one Cowboys fan, that I know of, who is disappointed with Jones, or that thinks Jones has been anything other than good.
If he stays at that projected rate of course he will have had a disappointing season. If Jones continues to provide no real impact and Gregory continues his sackless and tackless ways, they will also have had disappointing years.
cloisterwater Not true at all. Gregory made an impact in his first game, and Jones has been a real good player for the Cowboys. And Agholor has been nothing but disappointing; you can admit it. Its fine.
Don’t pretend that you thought, in your wildest imagination, that Agholor, in week 8, would have the totals he does, along with the drops he has.
If you can’t then I don’t know what to say except; he didn’t have the same expectations that other Eagle fans had.
I said he’s been disappointing so far. You’re the one who can’t admit that the Cowboys first and second round picks have also been disappointing.
cloisterwater Well, its true, I’m not admitting I’m disappointed in Jones because I’m not. And I’m also not disappointed in Gregory, so its not a matter of not admitting it, its just that there isn’t anything to admit.
I hear, that as a fan of the Eagles, YOU don’t think Jones has played up to your expectations, but I guess that’s what it is. I seriously doubt, that you’d give much credit to many Cowboy players for living up to any expectations you had for them, but at the same time that doesn’t affect my opinion.
I mean, Dez is a stud, in my eyes, whether you or anyone else thinks otherwise. Hardy is a stud, Romo is a stud, Witten, Martin, Smith, Fredbeard, Lee, Scandrick, Lawrence (to a lesser degree) McClain, Hitchens, and Beasely, have all met or exceeded my expectations for them. And whether you think they are disappointments, doesn’t mean I have to.
I get you’re point of view as well. It’s pretty obvious that you think players with a star on their helmet will always be better than players with a wing on theirs. You’re not a tough nut to crack.
cloisterwater Well your just misunderstanding me. Look, let me tell you the Eagle players I see as living up to whatever expectations I had of them were:
Cox
Peters
Kelsey
(their RT whose name I can’t remember but liked as the best olinemen that year)
Murray
Matthews
Thornton
Barwin
Logan
both their safeties
even Matthews, at least last year, exceeded any reasonable expectations I could have had, even though this year he has fallen short.
I got NOTHING against the Eagles, or their players, and they have some REAL good ones, but Agholor is STILL disappointing, and nothing changes what I said above about not being disappointed with Jones, or Gregory, or a guy that hasn’t even played like Green. smh
I think the Cowboys could have used Jacoby Jones; they have practically no return game this year and with their crappy offense that bad field position just hurts them worse.
You think? Good for you… I couldn’t tell the difference…
Lane Johnson playing LT Sun could be glimpse of future. Jason Peters said in Aug he expects to finish his career at guard. Not there yet.
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This seems like it’ll happen next year
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Hopefully Dennis Kelly at RG is less of a glimpse into the future.
Thanks to the two day wait, looks like Dalton won’t be a part of Stacey Dash’s Ass until next week
Ball out Shady vs Miami!
Phil Simms is the worst announcer on any channel in any sport.
JosephR2225 I can’t hear him
On the bike with the mp3 player on & some headphones
Bowe with his first catch this season
Money well spent by the Browns
Mike Pettine always has a look on his face like he can’t decide what he wants for dinner after the game.
There are a wide variety of dining choices in Cleveland though, so his quandary is understandable.
Eagles WR Sux 148 you see Johnny!
Nice play
Clear upgrade over Cassel and Weeden
Frenchie – Eagles WRs need Stickum! DallasCowboysSux
Why? Everything is covered.
Frenchie – Eagles WRs need Stickum! rep138
Ah. You were hoping a billiard ball would be shooting out.
rep138 Um…..rather another woman’s tongue going to work….. But a billard ball wouldn’t be the worst thing
Frenchie – Eagles WRs need Stickum! how bout a football?
DallasCowboysSux Frenchie – Eagles WRs need Stickum!
Uh, maybe a pee wee toy football. I’m not sure I want to see a regulation size one coming out.
DallasCowboysSux rep138
Well, it probably wouldn’t be any worse than looking at Hope Solo, so go for it!
Lol. And I thought Bradford looked stupid running a zone read.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! BadFork!!!!
rep138 DallasCowboysSux I’ll never look at Hope Solo the same ever again
Hill accelerates so slowly. I think he would need to start running now to pick up three yards on Tuesday.
Lol. Sims is a moron. He says someone uses an iPad after Microsoft spent so much money to have the coaches use Surface. Then tries to make up for it by keep saying ePad. Dumbass
Know who got more guaranteed money than Geno Atkins?
Tyrone Crawford.
Tire, Taylor Gabriel wanted to make sure you didn’t miss Eagles football too much, so to hold you over until the next game he let a ball go right through his hands and bounce off his head.
Hahaha I was thinking the same thing! It’s like his 5th drop. Where did they get this guy from?! Had to be the Eagles PS
Outside of learning that manziel is better than weeden and Cassel, the browns learned nothing tonight
They’re screwed
Duke Johnson doesn’t really bother me that much.
Hill though, that guy I hate.
in my standard league I drafted Hill and Forsett as my RB’s and Dez as my 1st pick.. I was pumped… FML
Yeah, my standard league is a disaster. In my two PPR leagues I am 7-1 and 6-2. In my standard league I am 2-6.
I have Big Ben in that league too.. right now I’m 3-3-2.. I hate standard scoring
I was thinking just large bold text that said “I agree with Beenthere”… but you’re not a bad guy. I couldn’t do that to you.
Benjamin let me down last night
Fuck you Manziel! You’re only supposed to throw to him!
Good morning fans of the first place NY Giants FootBall Dynasty
Matt Mosley 4.1 You’re going to lose to the Bucs on Sunday.
can your liver handle that?
You’re going to lose to the cowboys throw anyway the lighters now
I stopped drinking. That’s why I havnt been here you guys are less funny now
Matt Mosley 4.1 Lost actually
Although being an Eagles fan feels like I’ve added 50 lbs of stress
I can’t embed from my work PC… Eagles at Jerry world always reminds me of this
Lupo I like how Vick holds his head down like “I can’t look at this shit”
cloisterwater Somebody should have talked to him about that during the trade
right? I bench Graham for him…. and in my PPR league I started he and Gates this week b/c Hopkins is on bye
I was reading an article about Lane playing LT and there was a quote from the summer by Peters that he expects to finish his career at guard.. 1st time I heard this
I’ve actually thought about Peters at guard next to lane, but I didn’t think they/he would actually do that. That would be a beast side to run the ball.
I think it was a McClane article… made me feel a little better about next year’s line but they will need to invest in it this offseason
Curious to see how the rotation works this week with Kiko back. Demeco didn’t practice yesterday.
cloisterwater I wasn’t a fan of the matchup compared to the other guys I got going. I was going to swap out McCoy for Eifert after our trade, but realized too late after I noticed you had Dalton still in your lineup AND remembered that the trade will take two days to process…..
Ah well, Shady will have to go HAM against Miami as his goodbye
Weech Cocaine ruined your life. Jordan Hicks just put salt in the wound.
@ Weech
Just watch that video of those Mexican kids dropping f boms about Trump, that should make u feel better…
Yeah, it should be interesting for sure. It’s great having all 3 of them available.
If the draft happened today with the Eagles picking mid round and the rankings currently where they are, they would be looking at tackles Taylor Decker (Ohio State) or Germain Ifedi (Texas A&M), or Guard Vadal Alexander (LSU).
So they would draft DeForest Buckner, DE, Oregon.
He could also watch the Pats Skins game after the video, that will make him feel a little better…
Bucs destroy the Giants
Redskins keep it close
Philly and Dallas embarrass the East
Frenchie – Eagles WRs need Stickum! I didn’t mess with those settings, I’ll change it next year if you guys remind me.
cloisterwater Except for the Philly Dallas one, that’s spot on.
I haven’t watched him enough. I wasn’t focused on the OL when they played Temple admittedly.
I don’t think so actually. I think it will be a good, non-sloppy game for once. That’s probably pretty bold thinking as well.
Fiversons Locks of the week:
Skins win moral victory, keep it within single digits…
Bucs beat the BNA…
Eagles beat Cowboys…
I love Ronnie Stanley too. One of my favorite players to watch, but he’s being talked about as maybe the top tackle off the board, a possible top 5 pick. Dallas might take a look at him to replace Doug Free. Or the Redskins, if he can play guard.
The Skins may score within single digits… the margin though? Unlikely.
did you guys see those color rush unis for next week? eef http://content.sportslogos.net/news/2015/11/nfl-color-rush-feature.png
He is suppose to unless he blows out his hammy in warm ups…
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H20
I made my prediction on the other post,