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TOODLUM PRESENTS: THE CARDINAL BRIEF

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By: nofriendo

January 29, 2018

In 2016, a malicious clown wanted to seize power in the free world. His desire for power had a few obstacles that had to be eliminated or neutralized. The clown had a penchant for partying and his narcissistic ego thrived on praise and adulation. Enter one Stormy Daniels, porn star, stripper, and love interest of a part time…

THE GHOST OF DHC PRESENTS: Cardinals fans, GET UP!

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By: nofriendo

January 23, 2018

My fellow Cardinals fans, it’s time to unite.It is time to be proud that you support the Cardinals. It is our time. Our infinite dynasty begins with the hiring of Steve Wilks. We must knock Rams fans down. We must knock Seahawks fans out. We must pummel 49ers fans and their disgusting Jimmy G Cult.…

GOATroppolo Presents: The Schottenheimer Problem

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By: nofriendo

January 21, 2018

Bevell was unfairly scapegoated by many Seahawks fans who blamed him for their team’s offensive setbacks. He did a very good job of catering that offense to Russell Wilson’s strengths and maximizing his unique abilities to create an efficient scoring unit. Just on the basis of Weighted DVOA, (Defense-adjusted Value Over Average) here are the…

The Cult of Jimmy God

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By: nofriendo

January 15, 2018

Authors: Son of Liberty, Cato, and Publius “We, the Rebel Alliance against Jimmy God and HIs Cult, do therefore in the name—and by the authority—of the free beings of SKA, solemnly publish and declare our intentions: To fight and oppose you and your forces, by any and all means at our disposal; To refuse any…

Ranking 49ers Starting Quarterbacks since Steve Young

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By: Oliver James

January 10, 2018

The 49ers found their franchise quarterback in Jimmy Garoppolo due Belichick not wanting to send him to Cleveland, the city of dead ends for quarterbacks. It has been a long time since The Faithful could say this with a virtual certainty, and to prove it, I’ve accumulated a list of all 16 quarterbacks to start…

NAV PRESENTS: This is the last DHC article I promise.

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By: nofriendo

January 6, 2018

I was planning to write a article responding to Split hat’s article. The one he wrote three weeks ago about the Oakland A’s. That article broke me and made me want to crawl under a rock. However, three hours ago Keal revealed that our favorite racist DHC has officially passed away. I wrote a eulogy…

DHC: NOOOOOOOOooooooo

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By: nofriendo

January 4, 2018

“God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Yet his shadow still looms. How shall we comfort ourselves, the murderers of all murderers? What was holiest and mightiest of all that the world has yet owned has bled to death under our knives; who will wipe this blood off us? What water…

The Real BKOB Report – End of Year Edition

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By: BKOB

January 2, 2018

GOOD MORNING SKA USERS. IT’S TUESDAY AND THAT MEANS IT’S TIME TO ARM YOURSELVES… WITH KNOWLEDGE!!! That’s right, Knowledge Seekers, this is the Season Finale of The Real BKOB Report!! Wow, so soon? Time flies when you spend half of the season living in the woods. This is the Edition that will feature all of…

First Article of 2018: The Story of Bearded Keal

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By: Oliver James

January 1, 2018

Twas the season to be merry, give gifts, and consume copious amounts of alcohol celebrating the new year. The kids have Santa Claus, but for everybody on this website, we had a different bearded hero to provide us with joy. Here is the story of the short lived, but legendary figure we now know as…

DHC: The Passing of a (B)LOG LEG(END)

By: nofriendo

December 29, 2017

By Miles Hardwick Barleycorn III, Esquire As most of you have probably heard, SKA has decided that DHC is now deceased. The circumstantial evidence doesn’t look good for him: hasn’t logged on in 10 days, and even worse, hasn’t crowed about Larry Fitzgerald reaching 100 catches for the 300th time. That’s when I knew. Quite…