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    Mock Draft: JP and Charlie Prep For the Draft Edition

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    Hello. Monday or Tuesday evening, JP and Charlie will be conducting the first annual (and probably last annual) SKA mock draft. To keep everything simple, JP and I will be alternating picks. JP has the Rams at #1 and I’ll be picking for the Browns at #2. We will not forecast any trades, just pick…

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    JIVE PRESENTS: Warriors are Saving Us From a Level 7 Nav-Madi

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    Madi in Punjab means meltdown. If it wasn’t for the Golden State Warriors Nav would be at a level 7 on the International Nuclear Event Scale. The Warriors are a double edged sword for Nav trolling wise. He can point at the record they set and potential championship they win and be a proud fan,…

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    Gizmodo’s Prescient Review of New MySpace..eerrrr NFCWFOOTBALLTROLLS

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    MFA is back, again. But this time, it realizes how horrible it used to be—and almost everything old is gone. It’s a totally fresh start. Unfortunately, New MFA is like Old MFA in one very important way: It’s still stupid. An important caveat: I was invited to use New MFA before it opens closes to…

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    Mock Draft: JP and Charlie’s Mock Draft Soon

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    Hello All JP and Charlie will be doing a mock draft sometime later this week or weekend. It will be a 2 round extravaganza with surprises and NO TRADES. We will use the draft order as it is currently constructed 04/12/16. JP and I will be alternating picks, with JP taking the odds in the…

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    NOSHOES’ FAREWELL FUCK YOU

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    Dear Motherfucker, I hate your site. Why are there so few titties? Why am I not allowed to post fat Uruguayan lesbians fucking chubby Congolese midgets? How come I can’t listen to Three Doors Down while looking at sweet flashing text meme’s? Why are there so many racist people here? Why are minorities allowed to…

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    MOCK DRAFT: PETE PRISCO

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    NFL MOCK DRAFT – 04/05/2016 ROUND 1 1. TENNESSEE TITANS (3-13) Laremy Tunsil, OT, Ole Miss: What’s to think this isn’t happening? They have to build the line in front of Marcus Mariota. 2. CLEVELAND BROWNS (3-13) Jared Goff, QB, California: Sticking with it, even if most don’t think he will be the guy. I…

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    SEAHAWKS: 2016 MOCK DRAFT

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    Let’s take a swing at predicting the Seahwks draft for 2016. If you are not familiar with these players, check them out on your favorite websites.  Some of them will have interest from multiple teams, others are far off the radar screen. May the Seahawks 2016 draft class be the best yet! Round 1 (1)…

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    NOSHOES EXAMINES: Manatee From Apalachicola

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    Not unlike our own MFA, the manatee from Apalachicola is a majestic sea creature that spends most of its days soaking up the sun while lying in an ocean of its own filth. This beautiful animal is listed as an endangered species due to douche bags that drive their over-priced, tiny-dick compensating speed boats through…

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    NOSHOES PRESENTS: Building a sports website for dummies

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    This is a step-by step tutorial on how to build a sports website that allows for real-time user comments and communication. It is advisable to follow these steps exactly. Step one will cause a lot of problems for some, don’t get frustrated. If you are unable to get past this, pay someone (preferably me) $10,000…

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    Seahawks – Karlos Dansby?

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    Excepts from a Danny Kelly article on Field Gulls   There is one issue, obviously, with the Seahawks’ rumored interest in Dansby — it’s projecting him to Seattle’s 4-3 scheme. Brock Huard talked about the possibility of the Seahawks adding Dansby in free agency the other day, and didn’t seem sold on the schematic fit:…

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