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THE GOD-LIKE EFFECT OF NANO-BUBBLES

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I believe @Recovery_Water helped prevent me from getting a concussion based on a bad hit! ? #NanoBubbles — Russell Wilson (@DangeRussWilson) August 26, 2015 ..and with this single tweet, the Recovery Water revolution had begun. It’s miracle-inducing ingredient “nano-bubbles” has been claimed to cure every thing from concussions to halitosis. From knee-sprains to leprosy. Hungover?..…

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Tech Error at ESPN Leads to Accidental Firing of Adam Schefter, but the Black Adam Schefter is still employed

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Adam Schefter’s cell phone stopped working this week, which is problematic on multiple levels for someone in his position. For starters, as ESPN’s lead NFL scoop man, Schefter’s cell signal is directly tethered to his vital signs (probably). Any drop in service will cause a corresponding dip in his physical life force, and every text…

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SKA FANTASY LEAGUE SIGN UP

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Hi. Anyone want to play fantasy football with other retards on here?,.. well sign up by filling out the form below. I will then collect all the names I get and set up as many leagues as needed. Also, list if you want in a money league or free league. I am offering $50, $25…

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The Seahawks – 53 Man Roster (Prediction)

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Here is my first attempt to nail down the 53 man roster for the Seattle Seahawks 25 on Offense, 25 on Defense and 3 on ST. The PS has 10 players, but I’m sure there will be some players added outside of the current roster of 90 guys OFFENSE (25): QUARTERBACKS (2): Keep: QB1 Russell Wilson…

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The 49ers – 90 Man Depth Chart

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SANTA CLARA – The 49ers on Wednesday released their first depth chart of training camp, leading up to their exhibition opener Saturday night against the Houston Texans. Coach Jim Tomsula said this week that he places very little importance on the depth chart at this early stage. “That’s what you use the exhibitions for and…

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Aldon Smith arrested: DUI, hit and run

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ESPN.com news services Oft-troubled linebacker Aldon Smith of the San Francisco 49ers was arrested Thursday night on hit and run, driving under the influence and vandalism charges, according to police in Santa Clara, California. Smith was booked into the Santa Clara County jail and held on $26,000 bond before his release Friday. Authorities said they…

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Russel Wilson – Deal or No Deal; DEAL!

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Thank god I was gone for a week. Finally got some shit done (contract wise) in Seattle, while I was out of town. I also “fortunately” got to miss the majority of the baseball trade deadline, I’m sure NAV went nuts during the last 48 hours or so. So,upon further review, I figured the RW’s…

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MMQB: Don’t Bludgeon the Man 

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Jim Tomsula hardly made a good first impression as the 49ers head coach. But it’d be a mistake to write-off someone who once lived in his car (with a dog, cat and litterbox) just so he could be a volunteer college coach.   The most recognizable man in San Francisco is going unnoticed in his…

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BATTLES EXPLAINS THINGS AND STUFF

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Since we all have an IQ less than 4 I have to waste time writing this hogshit….. BKOB’s team is stellar beyond FF Gods so we will use his as an example. Step 1, grab a writing utensil. Step 2, write your shitty team players down.   Step 3, assign contract length. Defensive players must…

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O’Brother Bobby Wagner, Where Art Thou

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The Seahawks are optimistic that a deal will get done with middle linebacker Bobby Wagner before training camp starts next Friday, reports NFL Network’s Rand Getlin, and the two sides are working toward agreeing on a long-term extension. Wagner is slated to head into his contract year, and getting the deal done now would mean…

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