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    Zorstique’s Update of the Week

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    It was brought to my attention that we (NFCW) do not post enough articles. In the great words of SacSig “you, like O B 1 Kanobe, are our only hope” I best get to stepping. I figure with the 11,128 positive comments on the last article that I wrote, you the reader are looking for…

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    Ranking the NFL’s Best General Managers

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    A Draft Trade Value Study Now that that 2015 NFL Draft has come to a close, I thought it would be useful to spend some time analyzing some history and ranking our favorite (and least favorite) general managers. Everyone wants their favorite team’s general manager to handle the draft like an expert, and ensure that…

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    SILENT BOB SPEAKS!… AND IT’S TERRIBLE

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    After many requests to hear my life story, I have still decided (in the words of Brew) that “I do not have time for all of that”. However I figured I could at least appease the many fans of the Zorstique’s Update of the Day, and provide (in chronological order) the updates thus far. I…

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    NFC WEST: 4 TEAMS / 34 PLAYERS

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    Here are the glorious picks for the NFC West teams we love. Over all, the main positions of need were addressed by each of the teams.  There were a few curious picks, but that is expected when the picks are rolling in fast and furious day #3 of the draft.     Arizona Cardinals RD(PK)…

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    The Earth is Flat and Rests on the Back of a Giant Stack of Turtles. Turtles, All the Way Down

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    Immediately prior to writing this piece of literature I saw a factoid on the twitter: “115 mock drafts last year, none got more than 8 picks right. The only one being mocked is you.” Well, fuck whoever wrote that. I’m going to start with the least relevant teams in the division, and work my way…

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    3 PLAYERS / 3 ROUNDS: SEAHAWKS

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    I’m not going to write the fluff JP did in his piece, I’m going to be OG and give you my picks and a few other guys of interest to Seattle. Seriously, thanks JP for writing some informative articles for SKA during this the 2015 run-up to the draft. Keal loves you man… manbeers are…

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    3 PLAYERS / 3 ROUNDS: NINERS

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    Going into the 2015 draft, the 49ers find themselves balanced on a knife edge. There is still plenty of talent on the team, despite offseason losses in free agency and the unexpected retirement of two very good ILBs. If they fall one direction, they fall back into mediocrity and likely began a long road to…

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    MORNIN’ BIAS WITH MB3 VOL 3: 3rd AND LONG

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    The draft is next week. We’ve all seen plenty of mock drafts at this point, all of which will be wrong to some degree. And despite the fact that a couple of smartasses with bear and horned-horse avatars will pretend to know what will happen, even people who are paid 6 figures to produce mock…

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    MORNIN’ BIAS WITH MB3: VOL 2: 2nd and 1

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    Hello my fellow SKAmericans, and also Jive. I kid Jive, I kid. But seriously, do you have your birth certificate available to show? I find it hard to believe that you are an Asian/Italian, but I do believe that you spend your workdays surrounded by garbage. The draft is just a few weeks away. We’ve…

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    3 Players / 3 Rounds: Cardinals

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    The Arizona Cardinals. A team that has tasted one SB appearance many years ago. Hungry to get back to the big game. During the off-season, they lost a talented CB, DE/DT and talented defensive coordinator. The NFCW has reloaded around them, with the Rams and Seahawks already loaded with talent. Even the 49ers might sneak…

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