A Desperate Man

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    There once was a man named leaK. He was responsible for organizing a social club for the mentally deranged. He was also responsible for collecting art (poetry and rantings and the like) from them individually, and sharing it with all of them. One day all of the deranged people stopped appreciating leaK. They stopped supplying…

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    NFC West Offseason Grades

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    Sorry Freddy, couldn’t deal with crazy conspiracies anymore. My offseason grades for every NFC West team. I will have explanations edited in tonight. Arizona Cardinals Free Agency: D Draft: A- Overall: B   Los Angeles Rams Free Agency: B Draft: D- Overall: C-   San Francisco 49ers Free Agency: B Draft: A Overall: A-  …

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    NFCE Positional Group Rankings – WR

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    By Joey “I suck off Kirk Cousins on Fuws command” Esquire. Much like quarterbacks, I think fans of all four teams are more or less happy with their current WR corps, which is somewhat surprising considering the state of WRs in the division a year ago. The gap separating all four teams at the WR…

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    NFCE Positional Group Rankings – RB

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    PART II – Running Backs When I wrote my quarterback ranking, I said the NFCE is perhaps the only division where all four teams are relatively happy with their current QB situations. Running backs… not so much; at least for half the division. I’m ranking the RB groups in this division as: 1. Dallas Cowboys…

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    FREDNESDAY: TWO DAYS EARLY

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    My intent was to hunker-down and wait out the Rapture, but current events continue to amaze and appall me. The antidote to witchcraft is awareness, and a lot of witchcraft is all this Pre-programming i see coming down the pike. So i pulled up google news and will decode the days headlines for your safety.…

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    NFCE POSITION GROUP RANKINGS – QB

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    NFCE POSITION GROUP RANKINGS A Series by Joey Esquire In this and subsequent articles I’m going to take a look at the strength of various position groups for the NFCE teams and rank them accordingly. They will be broken down as: QB, RB, WR, TE, OL, Interior DL, Edge, Off-Ball LB, CB, S. If you…

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    Dr. Strangedraft – Or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love Derek Barnett

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    By Joey Esquire “I am terrified that the Eagles are going to draft Derek Barnett.” “Sure, he compares to Brandon Graham, if Brandon Graham started every down with both feet in wet cement.” “My nightmare scenario: Barnett, McCaffrey or Ross. And I could live with McCaffrey or Ross.” These were just some of my quotes…

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    Cloisterwater Mock Draft – The Finale

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    Cleveland Browns – Myles Garrett, DE, Texas A&M  The Browns avoid Browning and take a very talented edge rusher that has been widely considered the consensus #1 pick. San Francisco 49ers – Marshon Lattimore, CB, Ohio State SF would like to trade out of this spot, but find no worthy offers and take the draft’s…

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