A haircut the first day in Amsterdam by Ancientage

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What followed was a scary clusterfuck of Dutch, English, and Turkish, if you were to translate everything directly into English: HAIRDRESSER: “So, where you come from?” *Proceeding to attach the appropriate extension onto an electric razor and peel my scalp like a Doner kebab.* ME: “I come from the ‘ooo-ess-ahh,’ uh, America… Sacramento, California correct? It…

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NFC East Breakfast Links 6-20

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Redskins: Washington Redskins: A look at the linebackers for 2016 Morgan Moses, Redskins Line More Experienced in 2016 WOODY: Redskins looking good, but (you knew there was a ‘but,’ didn’t you?) Redskins: Su’a Cravens – Best Case / Worst Case Eagles: Eagles’ 53-man roster projection includes a FB at TE Eagles long snapper to perform…

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Zortique’s Mariners Update of the Week – Math is Fun

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There are a lot of things that I do not understand about baseball. This week I was told about the Pythagorean Winning Percentage. What is the Pythagorean Winning Percentage? There are two ways of calculating Pythagorean Winning Percentage (W%). The more commonly used, and simpler version uses an exponent of 2 in the formula. W%=[(Runs…

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MHB PRESENTS: KEAL VS. MFA…

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…Choose Your Slavemaster **Third and Final Installment of the MFA Quadrilogy** by MHB There comes a point in a young man’s life when he must choose between his head and his heart, between chasing after a dream or settling for a sure thing that seems “good enough”. You are all well past that point, and…

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NFC East Links 6-13

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Redskins: Kirk Cousins’ command of Redskins offense evident at organized team activities Kirk Cousins: ‘No progress’ on a long-term contract with the Redskins Here Are 3 Washington Redskins Veterans On The Roster Bubble Redskins projections have NFL analysts scratching their heads Eagles: Eagles 53-man roster projection after minicamp The Philadelphia Eagles: What to Expect from…

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Zorstique’s Mariners Update of the Week

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 – Or why the Mariners Cannot Win at Home I was asked to come up with an article on why the Mariners cannot win at home. Unless I am mistaken, the Mariners are only 2 games under 500 at home, but this is significant as they are one of the best teams in all of…

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SKA PRESENTS: THE BEST $20 EVER SPENT

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Hello Mr. and Mrs. Shipley, I am writing to ask for your help in verifying a claim that Michael Brummett was a Navy Seal in the early 80’s. I suppose that most, if not all, of your requests are to call out a fake SEAL, but I tend to believe Mike is the real deal.…

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NFC East Links D-Day Edition

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Redskins: Washington Redskins: A look at the defensive backfield for 2016 As demands mount, Kirk Cousins seeks advice from QBs on balancing work, life Redskins trying to exercise patience while defining Su’a Cravens’ role on defense Logan Paulsen Ready To Fill Blocking Tight End Role Once Again Eagles: Eagles Wake-Up Call: Reading the Cox Situation…

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