NOSHOES’ FAREWELL FUCK YOU

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Dear Motherfucker, I hate your site. Why are there so few titties? Why am I not allowed to post fat Uruguayan lesbians fucking chubby Congolese midgets? How come I can’t listen to Three Doors Down while looking at sweet flashing text meme’s? Why are there so many racist people here? Why are minorities allowed to…

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MOCK DRAFT: PETE PRISCO

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NFL MOCK DRAFT – 04/05/2016 ROUND 1 1. TENNESSEE TITANS (3-13) Laremy Tunsil, OT, Ole Miss: What’s to think this isn’t happening? They have to build the line in front of Marcus Mariota. 2. CLEVELAND BROWNS (3-13) Jared Goff, QB, California: Sticking with it, even if most don’t think he will be the guy. I…

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NFC East Breakfast Links 4-4

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Redskins: Redskins need to get younger at linebacker Washington Redskins 2016 Draft Profiles: Brandon Wilds, RB Battle brewing in Redskins trenches RFK Stadium site offered as home for Redskins or maybe Wizards and Capitals Eagles: Trading Up Isn’t The Wisest Move For The Philadelphia Eagles The Six Biggest Areas of Need for the Philadelphia Eagles…

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SEAHAWKS: 2016 MOCK DRAFT

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Let’s take a swing at predicting the Seahwks draft for 2016. If you are not familiar with these players, check them out on your favorite websites.  Some of them will have interest from multiple teams, others are far off the radar screen. May the Seahawks 2016 draft class be the best yet! Round 1 (1)…

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NOSHOES EXAMINES: Manatee From Apalachicola

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Not unlike our own MFA, the manatee from Apalachicola is a majestic sea creature that spends most of its days soaking up the sun while lying in an ocean of its own filth. This beautiful animal is listed as an endangered species due to douche bags that drive their over-priced, tiny-dick compensating speed boats through…

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NOSHOES PRESENTS: Building a sports website for dummies

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This is a step-by step tutorial on how to build a sports website that allows for real-time user comments and communication. It is advisable to follow these steps exactly. Step one will cause a lot of problems for some, don’t get frustrated. If you are unable to get past this, pay someone (preferably me) $10,000…

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NFC East Links 3-28

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Redskins: Scot McCloughan confirms Redskins target of interest Washington Redskins Should Trade Down in 2016 NFL Draft Washington Redskins Need to Release WR Andre Roberts Already Washington Redskins Putting A Lot Of Trust In Matt Jones Eagles: Five Underrated Draft Prospects The Philadelphia Eagles Should Target Philadelphia Eagles Will Have a top 10 Defense in…

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2016 NFL Draft: Rams

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Fisher and Snead are pretty good at their jobs and nice human beings. But let’s not pretend they’re not willing to lie to the media about the idea of where they sit on the quarterback. Any half-decent GM or coach should be willing to spin up some half-truths, and the Rams front office is no…

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