ONION: Nurse Tired Of Taking Shit From Sherman

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    [quote]”It’s like, ‘Jesus, just shut up and let me do my job, okay?’[/quote] SEATTLE—After successfully delivering the newborn baby of Seattle Seahawks cornerback Richard Sherman and his girlfriend Ashley Moss Thursday morning, Northwest Hospital and Medical Center nurse Karen Greco expressed her frustration at having to constantly take shit from the Seahawks defender throughout the…

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    Sir Squatch’s Late Night Links

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    Sorry fellas, no porn links tonight!   GIANTS Shore up the DLine G-men!   COWBOYS Will Jerry be retarded or only semi-retarded?   EAGLES Joyner: Eagles secondary is doo-doo.   REDSKINS Prediction shaming begins now.

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    Filler West Article

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    You guys wont read this anyways, but hey….at least this article doesnt have 15k comments   (Sure Keal will put a new one up soon)  

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    Charlie the Unicorn’s Superbowl XLIX Prediction

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    The Superbowl is here. The season flew by fast, too fast. I went 2-0 last week ….. 9-1 in postseason picks now. (168-90 during the regular season). So this is it… win this game for all the marbles. The end of a long journey with plenty of twists and turns. I’m not going to over…

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    NFC East: Assessing The Offseason Concerns Of The Cowboys’ Division Rivals

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    NFC East: Assessing The Offseason Concerns Of The Cowboys’ Division Rivals Wednesday, January 28, 2015 3:35 PM CST By David Helman DallasCowboys.com Staff Writer @HelmanDC It’s been a little while since I’ve taken a look at the landscape of the NFC East – alright, it’s been a long while. These are the types of things…

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    John Schneiders Mind (Part 2)

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    After much fanfair, Part 2 of my amazing JS mind extravaganza is ready for SKA consumption. Defensive End #1 DE – Micheal Bennett; solid player, under long term contract #2 DE – Demarcus Dobbs; Claimed off the scrap heap, most likely not on the team in 2015, nice depth player #3 DE – Cliff Avril; solid…

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    If Eagles decide to trade Nick Foles, they had better get Oregon’s Marcus Mariota

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    http://www.nj.com/eagles/index.ssf/2015/01/if_eagles_trade_nick_foles_they_better_get_marcus.html Eagles quarterback Nick Foles is the safe bet. He’s a show wager on an even-money favorite, an insurance play on the blackjack table. Foles is like betting on red or black in roulette. Eagles head coach Chip Kelly isn’t about being safe. Kelly looks to win a Pick-4 at a race track, while he’s…

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    Welcome to John Schneider’s mind….

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    How does JS see the Seahawks roster, going into the 2015 season??? Yes, I know the SB is a week away.. and why should we care. Well, dammit, I care. This is the most exciting time of the year.. how to reload and improve the roster (and of course the SB)!! I’ll give a brief outline…

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