?PRESEASON LINEBACKER RANKINGS?

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    Linebackers yall. You will see I have separated them out from the ones who primarily pass rush because the purpose of the lists is to show all the talent that we have in the league. These guys play off the ball, They play in coverage, they sniff out the run. Please keep in mind these…

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    ⚓PRESEASON INTERIOR DLINEMAN RANKINGS⚓

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    Interior lineman are todays treat. Of course Aaron Donald is #1. He is probably the best defensive player in the league at that. Please keep in mind these rankings reflect their talents this year just as much as how they ended last year plus your rookies joining the league. These are not the 2019 rankings…

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    ?PRESEASON EDGE RUSHER RANKINGS?

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    Getting to the QB is one of the most important parts of a defense. Its a wonder why teams like the Seahawks are so bad and neglectful about it. Recently you’ve seen huge investments from teams like the Packers, Bears, Chiefs and Chargers who made Joey Bosa very rich. Edge rushers are some of the…

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    ?PRESEASON OLINE RANKINGS?

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    Ah yes, offensive line, the most boring position in football. Who is good? We dont actually care what their names are. Until they fuck up or are complete trash. All that said it is one of the most important positions in the game with the capability to make undrafted guys like Mostert look like starting…

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    NFC West – A Call For Ceasefire

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    I come here again after many months to consume the same vile toxicity that caused myself, Honky, and Lisa to flee from this place. Somewhere now there is shooting and men are being hunted and imprisoned and tortured and murdered, some corner of a peaceful world is being trampled upon, and one knows it, helplessly,…

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    Ode to Lisa

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    Farewell Lisa  Ever since we first met we knew we could trust you  Few times in our life has that happened and continued to ring true through the course of our time here You’ve been such a special friend to all of us You have been through many painful as well as joyful trolls in…

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    ? PRESEASON TE RANKINGS ?

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    Now we are onto TEs and i feel as such this one might require a little explaining given the homer bias expressed in the last 3 articles. As you know 49er fans are not that smart but they are loyal even if they haven never even been to SF. One of the biggest debates in…

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    ? PRESEASON WR RANKINGS ?

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    WRS time. The divas, the athletes, the bums, the wife beaters. They are all here in your top 50 WRS in the NFL. Please keep in mind these rankings reflect their talents this year just as much as how they ended last year plus your rookies joining the league. These are not the 2019 rankings…

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