THE REAL BKOB REPORT: WEEK 14

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    Good morning SKA users. It’s Tuesday and that means it’s time to Arm Yourselves… WITH KNOWLEDGE!!!

    It’s that time of year, folks. The weather is cold, the fantasy seasons are going in the tank, and the Seahawks are the hottest team in football. That must mean it’s almost Playoff Time! The time of year that separates the men from the boys, and the need for Knowledge is at an all time high. It isn’t always pretty, and it doesn’t conform to your wishes and whims – but I will give you all the Knowledge you need, free of charge. You just have to be brave enough to accept it.

    Let’s start with the STATS!!!!!!!!!

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    Passers (Ranked by Passer Rating)
    R Wilson     264/384 (68.8%) 3,289yds 8.6ypa 26td 7int 110.0prtg
    C Palmer     292/453 (64.5%) 4,003yds 8.8ypa 31td 9int 107.2prtg
    A Rodgers    282/461 (61.2%) 3,175yds 6.9ypa 28td 5int 97.5prtg
    B Gabbert    98/155 (63.2%) 1,157yds 7.5ypa 6td 3int 90.7prtg
    C Keenum    26/48 (54.2%) 260yds 5.42ypa 1td 1int 68.1prtg
    N Foles    190/337 (56.5%) 2,052yds 6.1ypa 7td 10int 69.0prtg

    Rushers (Ranked by Yards)
    T Gurley    189att 975yds 5.2ypa 8td 2fum
    T Rawls    147att 830yds 5.6ypa 4td 1fum
    C Johnson    196att 814yds 4.2ypa 3td 2fum
    C Hyde    115att 470yds 4.1ypa 3td 1fum
    M Lynch    111att 417yds 3.8ypa 3td 0fum
    D Johnson    76att 330yds 4.3ypa 4td 2fum
    S Draughn    67att 225yds 3.4ypa 1td 1fum

    What’s changed?
    Well whaddaya know? Russell Carrington Wilson has always been #1 in our hearts, and now he’s #1 on The Real BKOB Report’s QB Rankings. Knowledge always prevails!

    I’d like to thank Carson Palmer for playing. He gave it his best shot, but in the end he is no Russell Wilson. That doesn’t make him a bad Quarterback, it just make him like every other Quarterback – Russell’s 110.0 passer rating is the highest in the NFL. Palmer may have more TDs (for now), but their TD% of 6.8 is identical. Factor in supporting cast, and what Russell does with his feet, and it’s obvious who the MVP of the NFCW is.

    Meanwhile, the fraudulent Arizona Cardinals are running out of opportunities to squander their division lead. It seems that Bruce Arians – the man with two Coach of the Year Award Trophies to go along with his Zero Division Titles and Zero Playoff wins – might actually be on the verge of accomplishing something before he retires. It’s hard to imagine him winning a meaningful game, and the same goes for Palmer, so we’ll just have to see how this all plays out.

    My Analysis:
    The 4-9ers got blown out by Johnny Manziel. I can’t think of a meaner thing to say about a team. Looking at the stats for them and the Rams makes me sick to my stomach. Come on, guys! You’re weighing down our otherwise-great division! Don’t give that “NFCW Sucks!” guy any more ammo than he already has!

    And now, how about your feedback? Today’s article came in a little bit shorter than usual, so please enjoy these fantastic headlines, and the articles to which they are attached:

    The Washington Post: Russell Wilson had the best four-game stretch in NFL history

    Bleacher Report: Russell Wilson Could Steal the MVP

    SB Nation: Russell Wilson turned the Seahawks into an unstoppable scoring machine

    Thank you, and always remember: Kill… Danny… O’neil………..

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