Good morning SKA users. It’s Tuesday and that means it’s time to Arm Yourselves… WITH KNOWLEDGE!!!
Welcome to the ONLY article that is written by ME, at 6am, after a long night of heavy drinking. It might sound sad to some, but believe me – after a weekend like the one we just had, the Knowledge brings me all the comfort and joy that I need! The NFCW is like a wild beast, and it is my sacred duty to subdue and tame her, so that we might all learn and grow.
So let’s get to this week’s STATS!!!!!!!!! With Special Guest Loser, ANDREW LUCK!!!!!!!!!
Passers (Ranked by Passer Rating)
C Palmer 168/260 (64.6%) 2,386yds 9.18ypa 20td 6int 110.2prtg
R Wilson 161/234 (68.8%) 1,878yds 8.03ypa 9td 6int 95.0prtg
N Foles 110/187 (58.8%) 1,310yds 7.01ypa 7td 5int 81.6prtg
C Kaepernick 144/243 (59.3%) 1,615yds 6.65ypa 6td 5int 78.8prtg
A Luck 141/257 (54.9%) 1,629yds 6.34ypa 13td 12int 71.6prtg
Rushers (Ranked by Yards)
C Johnson 141att 676yds 4.8ypa 3td 2fum
T Gurley 94att 575yds 6.1ypa 3td 1fum
C Hyde 115att 470yds 4.1ypa 3td 1fum
T Rawls 69att 376yds 5.4ypa 1td 0fum
M Lynch 103att 375yds 3.6ypa 2td 0fum
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R Wilson 58att 303yds 5.2ypa 0td 1fum
C Kaepernick 45att 256yds 5.7ypa 1td 4fum
What’s changed?
Well, if you believe the reports coming out of Santa Clara, there’s going to be some big changes to next week’s stats. After several weeks of pelting innocent bystanders with errant passes, and engaging in all sorts of Andrew-Luckery, Colin Kaepernick has been benched. This is truly the end of an era.
Let me pull back the curtain a bit and reveal that the BKOB Report started out on the old ESPN Blog as a straight up head-to-head statistical comparison of Kaepernick and Russell Wilson. The Niner fans demanded it at the time – if you can believe that. It was 2012, and they were willing to believe ANYTHING about their new “franchise” quarterback. Some of them even thought he could be the greatest quarterback ever.
My, how things have changed. Of course, that’s what happens when you get Faulty Knowledge from unapproved sources like Ron Jaworski and Adusoron.
Wilson fans could rub their noses in it by posting Kaep’s CAREER stats next to Wilson’s, or by simply posting the dreadful numbers Colin put up in seven games against arch rival Seattle Seahawks (he was 1-6, btw.) Instead, I shall remain positive. I will focus on the future and welcome the BKOB Report’s newest target – Blaine Gabbert. Let’s take a look at his career numbers through 4 seasons:
417/784 (53.2%) 4,395yds 5.6 ypa 23td 24int 66.8prtg. Looks like he’ll fit right in!
My Analysis:
The Seahawks Defense is rounding into Super Bowl form, like they usually do at this time of year. The Legendary group continues to inch closer and closer to its historical goals – To become the first team ever to lead the league in scoring defense for FOUR consecutive years, and to lead the league in TOTAL defense for three. They’d currently be first in practically EVERY category, if Aaron Rodgers hadn’t completely crappped himself in Denver. (The once-great Packer QB threw for 77 yards – which is only 2 more total yards than Bruce Arians has been able to muster in his entire playoff career.)
Fortunately for Seattle there’s still nine weeks to make things right, AND it turns out that Richard Sherman is the best in the league and following the opponent’s #1 Receiver. Who knew? That should come in handy down the stretch.
Also, it has come to my attention that the Rams have a winning record, somehow. The BKOB Report has a long standing policy of ignoring the Rams, so that is all I am willing to confirm at this time.
And now, how about your feedback? The one-millionth commenter gets a free t-shirt!
Thank you, and always remember: Kill… Danny… O’neil………..
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