Instead of leaving the Monday game thread as the only West ‘Safe Place’ like tradition for SKA,I will step up and take the initiative before we are once more betrayed by a media platform. First Facebook now our dear friend Livefyre enters the areas of treason that only Snowden and Paris Hilton (Voted for Trump) can attain. Before we have to kneel to our overlords in the coming months, let’s rejoice in the wonderful day in the NFC West where we can freely embed gifs and poorly animated memes to troll each other.
Rumors flew around I postponed my No Troll Tuesday articles until the Niners had a dominating win, as hinted to Silent Bob in early conservations during preseason while Christian Ponder’s dominated scrubs. Amidst a 9 week losing streak, Jed York’s health equivalent to a stallion, and the Trump regime taking over…I realized there is better time than the present to wrap up the division!
Let’s focus in on the biggest loser of the day: Cardinals
In a day where the NFL set a record for most extra-point kicks missed since the days OSS and 4905 were trolling fans using Morse code, it is sad that this former NFCW laughing stalk matchup between Bradford and Palmer could not produce over 200 yards in a dome. What felt like bad weather throughout the nation, these dingbats were an embarrassment to the game. Palmer’s 100 yard pick six reveals he’s in playoff form already. If the Cards want to get serious about playoffs, they need to see if they have any more games left against Goff on the schedule.
The transition was near perfect next: Rams
As I turned in to watch the historic start of Goof, I was not disappointed in the hilarious display he had. Mustering a measly 134 yards in the air, it was a brave effort. Not even one of the best games from Gurley this season (76 yards) and a dominant performance by the defense was not enough to carry the Rams at home against a Dolphins team who came in as one of the worst road teams. Fisher Lol
Third, brave effort against Pats: Niners
First 50 mins were cool, then we reverted into McCarthy’s Packers in clutch time.
Last, the Seahawks
Seahawks continue to feast on a soft schedule as they take down the Iggles as expected behind their acoustically engineered dungeon aka Quest Field (fuck CenturyLink). Pope, a practice squad hopeful, came up to replace Christine and had a high ankle sprain upon his first carry. Carroll should not have given him Harvin’s old locker. Continuing on, Hawks continue to win games despite Brock Coyle getting playing time and high school basketball players starting at Tackle. Fuck the leprechaun burial ground that this disgusting place was built on.
On to the week!
BROWNIE SHYTLES
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