A Farewell from Justin

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    THE REAL NEWS: -Liberals are ruining our country, especially the ones on the spectrum, like dong and aoc. -Trump is the best President we have had in decades. Beenthere knows it. -Shaq is a Cowboys Fan. Shaq is the best. -Squatch and PoP don’t put food on the table for their families. -Fivers, Justin, Mosley,…

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    NAV PRESENTS: Top 5 Reasons Dub is afraid of the 2019 49ers.

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    So, to get a new article up, I’m going fo write about the 49ers on my phone. I’ll discuss five reasons why Dub is afraid of the 49ers. Yes, I’m going full homer mode . It’s June, talk to me about realistic expectations in September. The 49ers pass rush is going to be deadly. Russell…

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    A Second Message From U.S. Navy SEAL Don Shipley

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    RE: Fake U.S. Navy SEAL Sir, I greatly appreciate your ongoing interest in upholding the honor of the U.S. Navy SEAL Teams, and your search for the truth. My efforts to expose SEAL imposters are performed as a service to the public, and in honor of my fallen SEAL Teammates, who truly earned the right…

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    ESPN: Progress Reports for NFCW 1st round draft picks

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    No. 1: Arizona Cardinals QB Kyler Murray: The only access to Murray on the field is through stretching and individual drills, so it’s tough to get a true gauge on how he looks, but one thing is for sure: His passes are crisp. They seem to jump off his hand and his long passes land…

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    MFA’s WIFE PRESENTS: PETITION FOR DIVORCE

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    My husband is going through his fourth life crisis. He is obese, bald, bankrupt, short and sexually inept. MFA has been meeting with a therapist in order to fix his life but to no avail. Our marriage is falling apart. We have no money. The bank is about to repossess his Bosley wig for the…

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    K1 PRESENTS: NFCW OTA Headlines

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    Cardinals: Carson Palmer To Be Inducted Into Cardinals Ring Of Honor alongside Keal’s Jetta which has seen more oil changes than Cardinals wins. Orlovsky: Murray ‘one of the great all-time QB prospects’ if not for his micropenis. He’s the leader’: Cardinals teammates react to Patrick Peterson attending voluntary OTAs after PED scandal involving the use…

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    Zorstique’s Mariners Update of the Week

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    Greetings Mariners fans. It has been a while since I last wrote an update, of which I apologize. I have significantly less free time today than I had a year ago. I am not promising that this will become a thing again, but something happened last night that was historic, so magical that it would…

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