46. Joe Biden – Putting this here preemptively.
45. Barrack Obama – Pretty sure hes an alien trying to imitate how humans speak. Plus that one time he pretended to drink Flint water
44. Donald Trump – Assuredly would be top 5 except for the fact he rapes children
43. Bill Clinton – Also was Epsteins best friend but he did create the Defense of Marriage act and that has to account for something.
42. Rutherford B Hayes – Ended the reconstruction and turned it a shit fire that started the groundworks for Jim Crow and we can trace the blame of the BLM terrorists solely on his feet.
41. Andrew Johnson – Basically the reason for the KKK and Black codes
40. Benjamin Harrison – The reason Grover Cleveland was elected twice. Signed the Sherman Antitrust Act
39 and 38. Grover Cleveland – Groomed and married his god daughter from infancy but got elected twice non consecutively.
37. Woodrow Wilson – Held a screening of KKK recruitment film “The birth of nation” in the white house. Quoted it often. Gave Women the right to vote.
36. LBJ – Now we all hate atheist commies but to claim you are one if you support black rights certainly isnt a good thing to say.
35. Richard Nixon – Did a terrible job keeping those hippies in line. Big failed promise. Also water gate.
34. Jimmy Carter – Did he even do anything
33. Ronald Reagan – moved more crack into the hood than Nino Brown
32. James Buchanan– Supported the Dred Scott Decision out of cowardice. Only Bachelor President. Probably Gay
31. Herbert Hoover – Led the Great Depression but did deport over 1 million mexicans so not the worst president.
30. Warren G Harding – Known historically as a major pussy. Teapot Dome Scandal
29. Martin Van Buren – Helped solidify the two party system. Made the economy worse. Remember this name when you vote for Biden.
28. Franklin Pierce – Pro Slavery. Probably part of the reason for the civil war.
27. John Tyler– only president cuz Harrison died. Eventually joined the Confederacy.
26. FDR – the true first left leaning president. Hopefully the last. Let the holocaust go on way too long
25. William Howard Taft – the fattest president
24.Andrew Jackson – Really hateful guy. Worst of all hated republicans. Revered Military General.
23. Millard Fillmore – passed the Fugitive slave act which wasnt very nice.
22. William Henry Harrison – Died a month after taking office because he refused to wear a jacket in the rain.
21. George W Bush – Good Christian man. Family man. Not a great president.
20. James Monroe – Tried to help freed slaves get back to Africa.
19. George HW Bush – Idk what he did except lose to Bill Clinton. That is embarrassing enough.
18. John Quincy Adams – Favored National Universities. Abolitionist
17. Gerald Ford – He was cool. Played football.
16. JFK – Didnt really do much cuz he died. Picked a shitty VP tho he supported Civil Rights.
15. James Garfield – Supported education of all americans even blacks. Assassinated very quickly into presidency.
14. William Mckinley – Made America the power house we are today.
13. Chester A Arthur – Not sure what he did but he did ban all Chinese from entering the country so that was cool.
12. James K Polk – Annexed Texas Woohoo
11. John Adams – Great Lawyer. Founding father. Kind of an asshole.
10. James Madison – Wrote the Bill of Rights and other stuff im sure.
9. Calvin Coolidge – Made lynching a federal crime
8. Dwight Eisenhower– Hated Nazis. Signed the Civil rights Act. Gave us Interstates. Great dude.
7. Zachary Taylor – Ate a bunch of raw fruit and drank ungodly amounts of cows milk. Died of stomach disease.
6. Harry S Truman – Only president from Missouri. Hated Communists. Used his second term to promote public housing, wage, and civil rights reform.
5. Abraham Lincoln- Freed the slaves. Probably would have treated blacks as equals but was assassinated
4. Ulysses S Grant – Lead the Union Army. put the KKK in line. Protected natives.
3. George Washingon- The father of America. Wouldnt be here without him. Honest and Great leader.
2. Thomas Jefferson – Wrote the declaration of independence. A true renaissance man and innovator. Louisiana Purchase too.
1. Teddy Roosevelt – Conservationist. US Forest Service. Nobel Peace Prize for his role in negotiating the end of the Russo-Japanese War.
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